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[boreal niche]

notice you only ever make kings or queens

[round tapir]

also mb if am dumb isnt trans a gender not sexuality

[boreal niche]

in a trib build

#nooticing

[pallid hawk]

yeah

[round tapir]

oki

[ionic urchin]

perkeo is trans & pan

[urban shuttle]

Just got my first ever legendary joker!!!

[round tapir]

whats the reasoning behind the fibonnaci being a-spec 😭

[round tapir]

hell yeah which one

[boreal niche]

It scores on aces

[urban shuttle]

Canio

[boreal niche]

it's a concept but the vibes also outweigh the logic

[round tapir]

lmao fair.............

[round tapir]

canio???

man went from cabin to canip

[urban shuttle]

Yeah autocorrect hates me

[round tapir]

turn it off vro

break the chains

[half nest]

I must copy but have no score

[boreal niche]

LMAOOOO

[boreal niche]

3 gay jokers and 3 lesbian jokers perfectly balanced

[red hamlet]

put the blueprint onto sock and buskin

[round tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/am-i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream-am-ihnmaims-am-hate-hate-speech-gif-1392574611171398983

I have no score and I must copy

[half nest]

🤓

[round tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-orb-disappear-gif-2796022214384201941

[boreal niche]

ok FINAL final tier list

[urban shuttle]

How’d make your blueprint a girl?

[half nest]

hrt

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177

[urban shuttle]

Ok

[versed venture]

I have no mult and I must score

[half nest]

Cultured balatro player

[red hamlet]

🥱 your other jokers aren't girls so more cultured than you

[flint copper]

The fact Not Applicable is a category is disappointing ngl

[half nest]

Are you a jimbos big naturals user

[boreal niche]

not applicable jokers are either concepts, objects, or minors

[red hamlet]

i'm a Harlequin Pack + Bluestorm yuri + Legendere jokers

[boreal niche]

unless the joker has big enough vibes to outweigh the tier it should be supposed to be in

[flint copper]

Minors can definitely have gender identities and orientations what

[red hamlet]

yeah but it's kinda weirdge to speculate on them

[tardy crane]

how do i chat

[flint copper]

Also, there are concepts in the above tiers, so

[boreal niche]

I don't deny that

#protecttranskids

[red hamlet]

unless the joker has big enough vibes to outweigh the tier it should be supposed to be in

[boreal niche]

but their business is their business

[boreal niche]

case in point: runner and the order

Runner should be heterosexual because it's a straight joker

but its vibes as a butch lesbian > logic of being straight

the order should be not applicable because it's a concept

[red hamlet]

like obv it's not an objective list or anything
hella subjective (they're all lesbians to me)

[boreal niche]

but its vibes of being straight > logic of being not applicable

there IS a logic to my idiocy

[flint copper]

Alright, I’m going to be unconscious for the next 8 hours

Byeeee

[boreal niche]

goodnight!

[versed venture]

google en chatssant

[boreal niche]

Holy hell

[versed venture]

New messages just dropped

[boreal niche]

google en passant in 2025 🥀

[sturdy agate]

You’ve gotta be kidding me

[sly frigate]

lucky jonkler here

early game

porpl stake

[versed venture]

anarchychess is somehow still dragging it 💔

[vast raft]

I am gay

[boreal niche]

refer to this tier list

[vast raft]

Yes

[red hamlet]

El Homosexual

[boreal niche]

card sharp was interesting to me because i debated if it gave off bigger vibes of butch lesbian or boymoder

[red hamlet]

definitely boymoder

[boreal niche]

yep

[sly frigate]

WOO

banan

[heavy whale]

i feel so bad, i lost this run because ancient switched to hearts against the anti heart boss and i for some reason went to fast and didnt use retcon

[red hamlet]

Should've skipped big blind

[boreal niche]

gg go next

happens to everyone

[heavy whale]

lvl 1 flush doing 200k

[heavy whale]

no reason to

[sly frigate]

my econ this run is fucked

[real sparrow]

This is why you have to play at the pace of 1 round every 3-10 minutes

[sly frigate]

im getting good jokers early

[red hamlet]

i went too fast and didn't read you had retcon

[boreal niche]

chaos the clown is trans because clowns are trans

[heavy whale]

i got cut and retcon back to back too

[boreal niche]

hope this helps

[red hamlet]

no but fr

[boreal niche]

average cryptid run

[sly frigate]

wheres chaos theory

[heavy whale]

that was a run that could have easily gotten to ante 11 or 12

[red hamlet]

not a real jokester

[real sparrow]

average vanilla run if you're drspectred:

[boreal niche]

Chaos theory is probably trans if it were in balatro

[sly frigate]

this would make chaos theory very sad

[round tapir]

balatro addicts discussing the sexual identities of jokers:

[red hamlet]

agender vibes for sure

[sly frigate]

thankfully i got rocket

[boreal niche]

what else are we gonna do

[sly frigate]

to balance out my econ

[heavy whale]

i literally havent won a single game in the past like five days ive had such bad luck annoying me

[modest helm]

Heyo

[red hamlet]

watch this clown scream at a girl to tie her shoes
https://youtube.com/shorts/N0amLeTFTyQ?si=IijHmeevCpPLZhYc

[modest helm]

And good morning

[boreal niche]

This is the best balatro tier list anyone's posted in months

[round tapir]

idk anymore

[round tapir]

unironically sadly yes

[sly frigate]

hi again

[modest helm]

How's it goin

[sly frigate]

how good is wee joker

[sly frigate]

gud wbu

[modest helm]

...

[boreal niche]

i also love how not one person has batted an eye that flower pot is sapphic

[red hamlet]

peak chips joker

[boreal niche]

because of course it is

[modest helm]

Same as last time, shit.

[sly frigate]

:(

[red hamlet]

flowers are gay as shit so it's definitely one of them

[sly frigate]

i hope you feel less shit soon

[modest helm]

I hope I do to

[heavy whale]

on plasma deck its enough to gold stake on its own

[modest helm]

Probably won't

[sly frigate]

rate my joker setup

probably gonna get me through ante 4

if banan doesn't die

[round tapir]

quit balatro for +naninf happiness

[modest helm]

Dude

[red hamlet]

take sertraline

[modest helm]

Get this

[sly frigate]

nooooo the flint

[modest helm]

Balatro is helping

[red hamlet]

slowly fix your life while SSRIs carry
then stop taking SSRIs once you got your life sorted

[round tapir]

WHAT!_!

[modest helm]

If you put anything I can OD on next to me, you will regret it

[sly frigate]

HOLY SHIT BRAINSTORM

[modest helm]

Nice

[sly frigate]

im gonna win this shit

mm do i take ectoplasm

[heavy whale]

no its GREEN NEEDLE

[modest helm]

I will never forget this run.

[sly frigate]

: |

[boreal niche]

looks inside

[modest helm]

What

[red hamlet]

why the hell is blueprint on chad

[heavy whale]

blueprint on photo

[boreal niche]

they're new they don't know any better

[heavy whale]

balance triggers and multi

[modest helm]

Thank you

[boreal niche]

That said copy photo next time

[sly frigate]

do i take ectoplasm

nah

[modest helm]

I shall

[sly frigate]

not worth it

[boreal niche]

please don't just say 'balance triggers and multi' because new players have no idea what the hell that means

[modest helm]

I finally have brainstorm

[boreal niche]

so let me break it down

[modest helm]

So I'm hoping I can

[boreal niche]

photo makes the first played card give x2 mult when scored

[heavy whale]

well i was literally typing out an explination but ill stop trying to help

[boreal niche]

chad is +2 triggers

[modest helm]

I understand it

[shy dove]

this is a relatively understandable explanation

[modest helm]

Dw

[shy dove]

like

[boreal niche]

they know to do it, sure

[shy dove]

it makes sense

[modest helm]

Triggers is hanging chad

[boreal niche]

Do they know why to do it?

[shy dove]

logically

[modest helm]

See

Now that's what I don't understand

[boreal niche]

2 photos 1 chad is 2 triggers 3 times

[red hamlet]

Break it down by triggers and retriggers
Photo x2
chad 1
photo x2
chad 2
photo x2
bp 1
photo x2
bp 2
photo x2
(5 triggers)

photo x2 - bp
chad 1
photo x2 - bp
chad 2
photo x2 - bp
(6 triggers)

[boreal niche]

the first trigger is base

2 retriggers from chad

for 6 triggers in total

[red hamlet]

Copying chad gives you 2 extra photo triggers
copying photo gives you 3 extra photo triggers

[boreal niche]

1 photo 2 chads is 1 trigger 5 times

for 5 triggers

[red hamlet]

If you wanna see a proper visual breakdown

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?

[modest helm]

My brain is frying

[red hamlet]

use this

[boreal niche]

it's easier to explain this with baron/mime

[red hamlet]

It has an optimize jokers button

and a breakdown tab

so you can see all the procs and retriggers

[heavy whale]

so thats three people trying to explain the same thing at once, no wonder its harder to understand

[boreal niche]

I would much rather prefer that to 'balance triggers and multi'

[red hamlet]

well cause it's not supposed to be triggers and multi

[boreal niche]

because the latter feels like a dismissive pseudo explanation that doesn't actually answer anything

No offense

[sly frigate]

NOOOO BANAN

[red hamlet]

but triggers and retriggers

[round tapir]

actually cheating

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[heavy whale]

you want a simple explination?

[red hamlet]

you almost got thrown out of chill chat, don't wanna hear it

[modest helm]

Yes

[sly frigate]

literally the next shop

HE CAME BACK

IN HIS FINAL FORM

[red hamlet]

I feel like this explains it pretty well by giving an actual example
and visualising each proc and retrigger

[sly frigate]

which also means brainstorm gets to copy cavendish now

w joker setup

[heavy whale]

you know what exponentials are? thats just it
photochad is your base
your triggers are your exponent

[round tapir]

I sendt nerd emoji as to point to it being a joke

u could say

im a joker

[round tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[velvet tinsel]

You got cavendish… but at what cost:(

[heavy whale]

do you just want to dm @modest helm since everyone here is just memeing?

[round tapir]

omg hi gros michel my beloved

[red hamlet]

Where's the meme

[velvet tinsel]

Hi:)

[sly frigate]

the banan sacrificed itself for a good cause dont worry

[sly frigate]

also hi can i get your autograph gros michel

[velvet tinsel]

Sure:) where do I sign:)

[red hamlet]

gave a website that lets you see it visually and optimizes it for you
and gave a pretty good example

[sly frigate]

right here
📜

[round tapir]

:D

[modest helm]

Sure

[velvet tinsel]

Here ya go:D

[sly frigate]

thank you gros michel

[velvet tinsel]

Np

[sly frigate]

the misprint tech is actually insane

i'm using it every couple blinds

[warm mist]

murder

[velvet tinsel]

Rip your money

[warm mist]

it wasn't that bad since I had the reroll voucher upgraded

[velvet tinsel]

Ah k

[sly frigate]

yay 2 cards with blue seals in hand

NOOOO i didn't have the space :(

[warm mist]

cryptid when

[sly frigate]

as i realized

too late

rocket actually gives amazing econ holy crap

[torn zealot]

disgusting gambling addict

what is your secret for winning

[modest helm]

:D

[modest helm]

Femboy luck

[torn zealot]

oh

i want to die

[round tapir]

yippie I winnered balatro!!

[modest helm]

Same

Struggle bus together

[sly frigate]

rate deck so far

deckfixing is going pretty well

[round tapir]

nice deck

[warm mist]

sick

[round tapir]

whar r u going for

[sly frigate]

how many chips is the final boss

of porpl stake

[round tapir]

violet vesseL?

8X

[sly frigate]

no

just like

[round tapir]

the wall?

OH

[sly frigate]

a standard purple stake final boss

[round tapir]

mb I misread

[sly frigate]

idk what the scaling is

i guess ill find out ante 8

[modest helm]

You should do this

[sly frigate]

no im using clubs

[modest helm]

This

[round tapir]

200k I think..?

[sly frigate]

that was green stake

porpl scales faster

[round tapir]

dunno then much luck

[sly frigate]

yea this is ante 7 boss

i have a level 16 flush

[round tapir]

DAMN

nice

[sly frigate]

im gonna cry if i somehow manage to lose

mmmm yes

[modest helm]

Dayum

[sly frigate]

i can't use the tarot cards

[modest helm]

Nice

[sly frigate]

help

[modest helm]

What

Uh

Tf

[round tapir]

how even

[sly frigate]

idk

[modest helm]

Ey you know what balatro,

[sly frigate]

i restarted my game and it didn't fix

[round tapir]

woa chill out there!1

[sly frigate]

sob

no

im just gonna have to play like this

[round tapir]

hard difficulty

impossible even

[vernal sedge]

Good morning

[round tapir]

good mornung

[sly frigate]

it crashed

when i opened a pack

[vernal sedge]

Slot machines not mentioned

I’m bored

[tiny smelt]

when are we getting jimbo in fortnite

[sly frigate]

play balatro

[vernal sedge]

Balatro had

Bad*

No slot machines

[modest helm]

No

[modest helm]

Fair

[sly frigate]

balatro won't load now

[modest helm]

Ruh roh

[vernal sedge]

Erm

[sly frigate]

it loaded

and fixed

itself

yay

[vernal sedge]

What da s

[modest helm]

Shit?

[sly frigate]

i got this hand

[modest helm]

Wait holy moly what do you cast on eSports?

[sly frigate]

with THIS deck

[modest helm]

...

[modest helm]

Imagine getting only one heart in this deck.

And then losing your run

[heavy whale]

any mods?

[sly frigate]

no mods

[heavy whale]

you trying to get 30?

[modest helm]

Wuh?

Like 30 cards?

[stray yew]

IVE WON WITH YELLOW DECK TWICE AND GHOST DECK IS STILL LOCKED WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[heavy whale]

oh, if you dont have it yet, there is a joker you unlock for each suit once you get 30 of that suit

[modest helm]

Sage

Sadge

[modest helm]

Oh no I got that

I got 44 in that deck

[heavy whale]

nice

[modest helm]

It was this one too

[heavy whale]

so you got bloodstone unlocked

[modest helm]

Yerp

[heavy whale]

that is almost identicle to a run i just lost

[modest helm]

The ultimate face run

[modest helm]

Oh

I used it to win my first red stake

I'm not ready for geen

[heavy whale]

its a very solid strat

[modest helm]

Geen scares me

[sly frigate]

fuck

[modest helm]

Shit

[sly frigate]

do i replace rocket

[heavy whale]

you want the good news or bad news?

[sly frigate]

with foil chad

[heavy whale]

no

[modest helm]

Bad

[golden thicket]

frig

[sly frigate]

b-but +mult

[modest helm]

Ass

[modest helm]

Oh my jesus

[sly frigate]

HAHAHAHA

open buffoon

[modest helm]

That's crazy

[golden thicket]

take jimbo

[sly frigate]

fuck

[golden thicket]

he'll be sad if you leave him

[sly frigate]

the boss was verdant leaf

[heavy whale]

so green stake makes things scale faster right?
there is another stake that does that and they stack

[sly frigate]

so i used my 1 reroll

[torn zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

[modest helm]

.

[sly frigate]

and it's violet vessel now.

[warm mist]

I lost the run anyways just wanted to share an old screenshot

[torn zealot]

GOD TAKE THE WHEEL AHH DECK

[heavy whale]

so 4x scaling
and if you are on plasma deck its 8x

[heavy whale]

dear god

[red hamlet]

the scaling is only 4x on final ante

[warm mist]

I have so many of these

[red hamlet]

it's not that bad

[sly frigate]

what do i do

if i play a hand and attempt to get a clubs flush with the draw

[modest helm]

Yeah that's not horrible

[sly frigate]

i don't get the cards i need

[modest helm]

Usually I win those with chicot and get millions if I have photo and glass

[golden thicket]

tbh just cry

[modest helm]

Have done it before

[sly frigate]

i could've had verdant leaf

but i rerolled

[red hamlet]

what's your flush level

[sly frigate]

i didn't need rocket

uh

[heavy whale]

Get two chicots, there is a super busted bug

[sly frigate]

20

[red hamlet]

it's not super busted

[red hamlet]

play 7 6 2 2

[heavy whale]

Agree to disagree

[red hamlet]

and play the spades flush

[modest helm]

I hope to god I can

[heavy whale]

+20 hand size is insane

[sly frigate]

bro the luck

is so bad

[red hamlet]

yeah
if you do manacle 20 times

[sly frigate]

i did not get a spade

[red hamlet]

L

should've sold clubs joker ages ago

[sly frigate]

there wasn't anything better

[heavy whale]

DAMMIT

[sly frigate]

i'm just gonna cry now

:(

[red hamlet]

should've been playing yellow deck

[modest helm]

DAYUM

[golden thicket]

CUCKED BY THE GAME IS CRAZY

[sly frigate]

:(

im very sad

[heavy whale]

okay game now you are just being rude

[golden thicket]

scoring or stonks

[sly frigate]

im so sad

[red hamlet]

deckfixing in erratic deck (wack)
or score (peak)

[sly frigate]

that im gonna play a different game now

[red hamlet]

play darktide

[boreal niche]

oblivion remaster just came out

[heavy whale]

i lost

[sly frigate]

bruv im on a CHROMEBOOK

[boreal niche]

Oh

Play original oblivion then

[sly frigate]

im gonna go play beat saber

[red hamlet]

imam go play some oblivion

[stiff forum]

Bro got beat saber on the chromebook

[heavy whale]

how am i not dead

[velvet tinsel]

Open bafoon pack, get a legendary and sell it to get blueprint

[stiff forum]

Does he know

You get legendaries from arcana packs

[stiff forum]

Justvget the credit card from the bufoon pack

[weary dock]

what does a blank voucher do after youve already bought 10

[velvet tinsel]

You get a joker I believe

[red hamlet]

unlocks the tier 2 version which gives you +1 joker slot

needs you to buy a blank and then hope it appears in teh voucher store

[velvet tinsel]

Nvm then lol

[weary dock]

ah thats what i thought

same as the banana then

kinda

[red hamlet]

all the vouchers havea tier 2 version

[earnest viper]

No
Stop being wrong please

[vernal sedge]

What is stopping balatro from adding slot machines

[slim junco]

the fact that it isn't a casino

[weary dock]

womp womp

[vernal sedge]

Pokémon has slot machines

[earnest viper]

Localthunk believes gambling is a sin afaik

[slim junco]

well that's pokemon

[red hamlet]

actual answer:
it'd be a bit stupid and either go

• Completely unused
• Or so game breaking that people would just reset until they hit the jackpot and go through the game with 1000 dollars

[slim junco]

this is balatro

[noble solar]

is this a glitch? why is it being scored as a pair instead of a flush? like yeah the spade cards are debuffed but i feel like that shouldn't deactivate their suit because you can still do straights and full houses and stuff when a card is debuffed

[vernal sedge]

🥱 all this jibber jabber

[red hamlet]

Ace is a heart wild
it's debuffed so ti's wild card ability doesn't work
making it count only as a heart

[proud cradle]

letso go ez -$4
https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/kaLpzMur1v0YlL7SG?invite=cr-MSxjUlQsMTc2MjExNjY5

[slim junco]

one of the reasons why wild cards kinda suck

[red hamlet]

not really

the main reason they suck is because they go from 1/2 scary bosses to 4/5

[slim junco]

yeah

[red hamlet]

can't wait for the buff

[slim junco]

wild card builds just kinda don't function unless you get a whole bunch of boss reroll/negation stuff or are just REALLY lucky

which I guess applies regardless

it sucks too because they do seem like they could be really fun with flower pot

if that's what that joker is called

[red hamlet]

it is

[slim junco]

yeah

[versed venture]

Wild cards are cool in concept but I feel like nothing really works with them other than like flower pot and some flush builds

[heavy whale]

probably the only way to make that thing work

[versed venture]

It just feels like they were shoehorned in because lovers needed an effect

[red hamlet]

nah

[slim junco]

the fact that they don't even have a joker that benefits off of having a large amount of them or anything

[red hamlet]

They work for all suit jokers

Count as an enhancement for license

[slim junco]

steel and glass get that kind of thing and they're very powerful on their own

[heavy whale]

and stone

stone even has one

[slim junco]

yeah

[versed venture]

stone cards at least have some builds and reason to use them

[red hamlet]

I'm ngl

[versed venture]

that's the only reason I ever get wild cards tbh

[red hamlet]

The reason wild cards don't have "specific" jokers is because they work with all suit jokers

so you can do shit like arrowhead onyx agate

[versed venture]

I feel like they should have had one joker referencing crazy eights

like wild cards give +8 mult when scored

[slim junco]

that would make sense

[heavy whale]

id 100% use that

[slim junco]

at least from a pure reasoning standpoint

[heavy whale]

should i make bread?

[slim junco]

but as for their viability, most of those jokers tend to be pretty meh

[slim junco]

yes

[versed venture]

it makes sense logically but realistically the only suit jokers you're gonna keep are arrowhead and bloodstone

[heavy whale]

bloodstone + dice is so busted

[slim junco]

arrowhead is even a bit iffy since it falls off

but bloodstone is an obvious score stacker

[versed venture]

agate and gem are alright and the +3 mult ones suck

[slim junco]

I've grown a hatred for the sin jokers

they suck

[versed venture]

they seem good when you're new but really it's just +15 mult per flush

[heavy whale]

the sin jokers?

[slim junco]

"hey, play this suit!!" and then you die 1 ante later

[heavy whale]

ah

[versed venture]

and that scales horribly

gros michel at least is a potential X3 mult, the sin jokers are replaced by like ante 4

[slim junco]

I'd personally only get them shop 1 if they're the only scoring option in sight

[heavy whale]

get michael
go to big blind and win
michel dies
DAMMIT MICHEL

[worldly basalt]

Hello

[slim junco]

which is very common, but still

[worldly basalt]

I just bought this game ITS SO PEAK

[slim junco]

it's true

[versed venture]

welcome to Balatro

[keen hazel]

Balto

[versed venture]

prepare to have your productivity be 17% lower

[heavy whale]

michel either dies that ante or last to ante 12 and there is no in between

[worldly basalt]

I dont know how to play normal Poker though 💀

Ig this game will teach me

[heavy whale]

it very much will not

[keen hazel]

You will learn very fast

[stiff forum]

it will not but youll know all the poker hands by heart at least

[heavy whale]

or by spade, club, or diamond

[slim junco]

me when I buy gros michel as a temporary buff and a gateway to cavendish but it ends up lasting me the entire run

[stiff forum]

this game really doesnt have much to do with poker other than the theming tbh

[slim junco]

it's just the hands, which it clearly tells you

[versed venture]

yeah me too

and I mean ONLY

[slim junco]

everything else is about deck building and playing around the jokers

[solemn elm]

yeah it teaches you that in the tutorial tbf

[heavy whale]

do yall ever wonder if thunk is watching us from the shadows?

[slim junco]

that would sure be nice

[earnest viper]

Nice to finally have u here
We been waiting for u
Godspeed

[versed venture]

Maybe

Idk

[heavy whale]

Thunk! i banish thy shadows and summon thee forth towards the light!

[warm mist]

but if it wasn't poker themed would you play it?

[solemn elm]

thunk is too busy playing the game

[heavy whale]

as soon as i say that they go offline

[stiff forum]

i mean probably i didnt buy it because it was poker themed i didnt know how to play poker before i bought balatro lol

i learned last week

[heavy whale]

with them doing c++ i dont doubt it

[slim junco]

must be opposite day

[heavy whale]

lets try it

[earnest viper]

If theres was ever a chance for him to materialize, the cringe 4 in 2 chances killed it

[stiff forum]

but i mean if it wasnt poker themed it wouldnt have cards or poker hands so i think it would be a different game entirely so who knows

[heavy whale]

I BANISH THY THUNK!

[solemn elm]

I didn't buy it for the poker theme so

[heavy whale]

damn my dice

[versed venture]

I didn't buy it for the theme I bought it because my friend told me to

[earnest viper]

U got a friend?
Pfft, loser

[heavy whale]

you too?

[versed venture]

damn I suppose I'm a loser * however many friends I have

[marsh raptor]

black deck gold staked!

[earnest viper]

Chill fam
Dont double post
Also congrats 👏

[marsh raptor]

sorry im just excited

[worldly basalt]

Bro I lose at Ante 4/5 I think I have a skill issue

[versed venture]

a riff raff campfire run is something I never thought about but i would imagine it's powerful

[worldly basalt]

Also it was only rlly bc I had these op cards

[red hamlet]

campfire is so based

[marsh raptor]

it is

[versed venture]

wouldn't it be like

[marsh raptor]

ectoplasm hitting riff raff was huge

foil bus was like first shop i think

[versed venture]

X3 on boss blind

Or something

at the minimum

[marsh raptor]

x0.5 per blind assuming you dont sell stuff on shops

[marsh raptor]

so x1.5 in boss blind

[versed venture]

oh right

I forgot if campfire scaled by x0.25 or x0.5 I don't use it very often

[marsh raptor]

i got tarot merchant to sell more consumables which enabled me to get at least x6 in one ante

[versed venture]

everyone has a skill issue when starting out that's just how it is

[sly frigate]

i just played some beat saber

now my arms hurt

i beat a new hardest though!!!

[vast raft]

Early game yorick
Canio + pareidolia

[sly frigate]

yay new bringus studios early access video

[slim junco]

balatro players before proceeding to flush

[slim ferry]

how would it work, playing balatro as a physical card game? i'm trying to picture it but i can't. would be cool tho to play it irl

hmmm

[opal fog]

is it rare getting 2 chariots at the same emperor

[heavy whale]

a headache is what it would be since you would have to memorize everything and have a printer on standby for things like death and cryptid

[slim ferry]

real

i guess the card pack is just for collection

[heavy whale]

in physical: im gonna naneinf with steel cards and cryptid

[slim ferry]

or playing "normal" card games on

[heavy whale]

also somehow making cards out of both steel and glass

[slim ferry]

balatro powers activate

[heavy whale]

activate chariot turn my glass card into a steel card

then vampire it back to card stock, and midas mask turn it solid gold

[slim ferry]

no joker no enhancement challenge

naneinf

[shy dove]

with showman? as likely as any other combination of cards

[heavy whale]

better roll 1e155 jupiters

[shy dove]

without? sorta impossible

[opal fog]

oh yeah

think i should grab loyalty card and skip

[modest helm]

So guys

[vast raft]

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

[modest helm]

I got a poly sock and bussin

On ante 1 Green stake

[opal fog]

delicious

[modest helm]

Is this a good start?

[opal fog]

yes

[opal fog]

what do i do here

[heavy whale]

very

[modest helm]

How many Lucky's do you have to need dice?

[modest helm]

Alright

[heavy whale]

dice is probably also for bloodstone so every heart gives 2x1.5 mult

[modest helm]

Ohhh

Fair enough

[heavy whale]

nvm they arnt copying bloodstone with blueprint

so just 1.5

[modest helm]

Probably Fibonacci then?

[modest helm]

I just got an ankh with no other jokers

Les go

[opal fog]

bloodstone flushes

[modest helm]

Fair

[past perch]

Damn 🥀

[vast raft]

Why you so gnarp gnap

[worldly basalt]

Tough

[modest helm]

The run died immediately

Wow

[opal fog]

nuh uh

i was gonna play two pair

but

found bloodstone

bp and brainstorm

also chad

so i had no choice

[red hamlet]

play oblivion

[opal fog]

nuh uh

also i found like 8 jupiters so

i did not

i love chad+glass

[red hamlet]

that's just photochad without the photo

[slim ferry]

chad+mime+all 6+glass

[red hamlet]

mime

waht the mime doing

and why the all 6 there with glass

[slim ferry]

he is always vibing

glass joker

all 6 making the glass break

oh no not mime i meant the sock guy

close enough

[vast raft]

Guys is jimbo 🧊?

[past perch]

Gracias!

[vast raft]

Is he in the thick of it???1???1?

[scenic flame]

Quick announcement! I am now on the Cryptid server! Join me over there for new message types like your daily dose of m.

[vernal sedge]

someone has a hyper fixation

[red hamlet]

?

jonathan sims is not jimbo human

[weary dock]

if you brainstorm a blueprint does it then copy the one on the right of the blueprint or does it copy the one on the right of the brainstorm

[red hamlet]

brain copies blueprint which copies jimbo, 3 jimbos

blueprint copies brainstorm which copies jimbo, 3 jimbos

[weary dock]

ah alright great thank you

wait what website is that

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[weary dock]

whats like a good way to see which joker to get rid of

[red hamlet]

Add your current jokers and just replace them one by one

and remember to add the cards you tend to play
and tick optimize jokers

but usually it's the one providing the least number

so if you got something liek wrathful joker, at most it'll provide 15 mult (more with retriggers)
and you can go from there

[weary dock]

yeah i got a seltzer in there so its hard to imagine myself lol

[red hamlet]

what you got and what's in the shop?

[weary dock]

the brainstorm is in shop

[red hamlet]

oh hey, just throw out seltzer lmfao

[weary dock]

sounds good lol

[red hamlet]

you don't have any jokers that trigger on score
so the retrigger doesnt' do much unless it's glass cards

but in most cases it's gonna be better to copy the yorick if it's higher than the other jokers

so put blueprint far left, then yorick and brainstorm wherever after that

[weary dock]

all my cards are added with mult so thats kinda where i get my base mult which then gets multid

ayyy would u look at that, my first 100m

[weary dock]

its this website @slim junco

[weary dock]

damn died at ante 13, 2.4bil best hand

[heavy whale]

Nice, sorry been doing things and stuff

[past perch]

Guys, are you on the cards for a civil service role? The multis

[fair island]

DM me ur hardest seeds you've found

like when its super hard to even make it

[lusty rune]

Orange stake abandoned deck

I was panicking HARD tryna get kings and queens

[fair island]

w

ik what u mean

its annoying tryna get kings and queens in ur deck

[lusty rune]

the diamond was an ante 7 addition and didn't show up once

[earnest viper]

Sire, the castle is that way

[lusty rune]

I'd rather get my deck in kings than get kings in my deck

[earnest viper]

No decks in the game that start with 52 kings...

[modest helm]

No worries

Just got a canio and poly hologram

Things are good

(I'm doing a white stake rn, not green)

[lusty rune]

this is the second blueprint this run

[modest helm]

Dayum

[lusty rune]

2 rounds apart

[heavy whale]

Why photograph?

[lusty rune]

photochad

basically a free x8 mult

[heavy whale]

Even with trib? How much damage do you need

[lusty rune]

as much as I can

[heavy whale]

Different mindsets ig

I see 500k and fully switch from more damage to getting more consistently

[lusty rune]

I mean

I can't really swap it out

I need that scoring for orange stake

[heavy whale]

Not much flat mult?

[lusty rune]

Onyx agate

[heavy whale]

I more ment planets

[lusty rune]

lvl 2 flush 💪

[heavy whale]

Ope

[modest helm]

This is ok

Just need to get more glass face cards

[heavy whale]

I had half a mil from lvl 1 earlier

[lusty rune]

zamn

[heavy whale]

Hey, hanging Chad also triggers it
And trading card

[lusty rune]

get DNA or trading card

[heavy whale]

Wait

Hung man

[modest helm]

Just need to get em

[heavy whale]

I’m splitting my brain between four things

[modest helm]

Wait hung man works with canio?

I need answers

[heavy whale]

Yep

[modest helm]

Ooooo

Alr

[lusty rune]

retriggers on glass face cards don't increase the chance of being broken

[heavy whale]

I corrected myself one message later

[lusty rune]

not really

ew

[heavy whale]

Split your focus between four things and try not to make a single mistake

[modest helm]

Ooo and a card sharp

Les go

[heavy whale]

Whatever

[lusty rune]

yall why does my shop only have 3 jokers in it

[modest helm]

Wow

[lusty rune]

like

[modest helm]

Gave me no face cards in my jumbo tarot pack

Thanks game

[heavy whale]

Just draw better

[modest helm]

I just got the eye

Barely beat it

[heavy whale]

How close?

[modest helm]

400 on last have

Hand*

[heavy whale]

400 over? Damn

[modest helm]

Yeah

Poly hologram, negative canio, and a card sharp

Wowie

[lusty rune]

I wonder what the wr for biggest deck is

[past perch]

Guys, what is this?

[prime glen]

Who kill

[heavy whale]

Balatro

[lusty rune]

my deck is bigger

[lusty rune]

clash royale

[modest helm]

Lemme see it

[lusty rune]

erm, mods!!

[past perch]

Damn, I mean the middle thing.

[heavy whale]

My deck is like four cards

[modest helm]

What

Bro

The run fucked up

There's no way

[modest helm]

I didn't get enough +mult

[modest helm]

Crazy

[heavy whale]

Didn’t even have enough for one hand

[modest helm]

I GOT A FOIL EGG

C'MON

[heavy whale]

Could be worse

[modest helm]

Round 1 shop

I got it in a buffoon pack

[heavy whale]

Could be worse I say

Perishable, rental, or eternal

[modest helm]

And then a flower pot

Wow

[earnest viper]

Are u aware of the price of eggs rn???
And u got a shiny egg so count ur blessings fam

[heavy whale]

SMASH IT

[modest helm]

I did

[heavy whale]

Yes

YES

[modest helm]

I opened an arcana pack

Got an Emperor

Got a wheel of fortune

Opened the buffoon pack

Got the egg

[agile pawn]

that's pretty good tbh

[modest helm]

Before I got the egg

I said, "I hope I can get maybe a photograph, maybe I can get foil on it"

I got an

egg.

[modest helm]

I guess

Yeah

Yay

Joker stencil

Misprint too

Woo

[exotic jungle]

Does anyone know how to pass the well, I don't pass the basic

[modest helm]

No clue

Oh wait

You mean the wall?

@exotic jungle

[exotic jungle]

Yes

[crimson forum]

if i have an uneven number of blueprints should i priorizite retriggers or scoring? (ex baron or mime)

[modest helm]

Are you in a run currently?

[exotic jungle]

I don't even know what a run is, I just select a deck and start playing, the highest score I got was 24,000

[modest helm]

Ok

Are you currently in a game

[exotic jungle]

I closed it

Why

[modest helm]

Oh

Ok

So have you beaten a game yet

[exotic jungle]

What do you mean? Is it when you get a new deck?

[modest helm]

No

You know when you press play

You select the deck

And it puts you into a game

[exotic jungle]

Yeah

[exotic jungle]

yes

[modest helm]

Ok

Have you beaten one of those

[exotic jungle]

i guess

Wait

[dusky oasis]

Balatro

[exotic jungle]

@modest helm

[modest helm]

Yes

That

So here's the thing

There's multiple jokers

All with their own benefits

I'd say

Do a run (one of the games)

And get help along the way in #🕹・game-discussion

[exotic jungle]

Can u help me? 🤧

[modest helm]

Not really

[exotic jungle]

With any deck?

[modest helm]

Yellow

Gives you more money

[exotic jungle]

Aight

I'm playing

[cunning rune]

make flushes for the first ante to easily clear, then have fun

[lapis apex]

help meeeeeeeeeee, ive done a straight and a high card already

[cunning rune]

what level is ur straight

[modest helm]

Boutta ask that

[lapis apex]

uh

uhhhhhh

1

☠️

[cunning rune]

sell the hanging man and use emperor

and see what u get

[lapis apex]

i got sun and moon

good thing on of them gives hearts

my flush is insane tho

[cunning rune]

so make the 4 of diamonds a heart

[cunning rune]

play a flush

then see if u can make another on last hand if u dont clear

[lapis apex]

we did it

one hand

[cunning rune]

nice

[lapis apex]

preciate u big man

[cunning rune]

have u never beat a run before

[lapis apex]

nah i only got the game like a couple days ago

lmaooooo

[cunning rune]

nice nice

gl

[modest helm]

If you lose

Switch to yellow deck

[lapis apex]

yessir

[copper rose]

just got my all time highest score on my first run of balatro on pc

[cunning rune]

which is

[cunning rune]

W

[copper rose]

let me check my old

An order of magnitude higher

It was random seed too, it was just a very blessed seed

I should’ve gambled harder though

[turbid mantle]

Игра дерьмо разраб даун!

[honest sentinel]

Hello i need help with a bug in the game

[mighty siren]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[real sparrow]

What is it?

[honest sentinel]

When i'm trying to stream in discord the game freeze and close witout any notification

[real sparrow]

Are you playing on mobile?

[honest sentinel]

On pc

[real sparrow]

Weird

[earnest viper]

U kiss ur babushka with that mouth?

[real sparrow]

Not looking good for this guy

[balmy token]

Balatro is the coolest game ever

[neon mulch]

balatro is the game

[slim junco]

77777777777777777777777777777777777777777

[young bolt]

oh my god what should i choose

hardest choice in my life

[young bolt]

how

[young bolt]

i will ask the mods to ban you for saying that

the game is maybe one stupdiest things on the internet

[signal pilot]

ride the bus fucking sucks

except on abandoned

[young bolt]

but it's holographic soooooo

[signal pilot]

what deck

i guess only cuz its holo

[red hamlet]

Take the pants

[slim junco]

DNA

[signal pilot]

im biased i won my first gold stake with spare

[red hamlet]

Pants are better

Can use faces so you can use other things like smiley or photo etc

[young bolt]

too late i took ride the bus because it was holographic

sorry guys 😦

[red hamlet]

L

[young bolt]

😦

i just can't help but smile everytime i see three of my favorite roguelikes in my favorite roguelike

but can we still say that don't starve is a roguelike?

i mean yeah you lose your progress when you die but that's about it

[somber elbow]

how i can get that desings of the cards?

[young bolt]

haha

carts

[somber elbow]

ups

[young bolt]

he said carts

hehe

giggle giggle

[somber elbow]

i don't speak english 100% sorry

[young bolt]

carts

[somber elbow]

yes, i get it

sorry

[young bolt]

anyways you can change them in the menu

[somber elbow]

oh really?

[young bolt]

mr carts

[young bolt]

yea

it's useless tbh

but cool

[somber elbow]

i saw it in this moment, cool

thank you buddy

[young bolt]

hmm chat what should i pick

[red hamlet]

Hologram

[young bolt]

are you sure

[plucky tangle]

but pot is funny

[plucky tangle]

what's ur build

[red hamlet]

Bro, if you're gonna question everything and then pick whatever, why even ask

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/splobbert-brap-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-movie-smile-gif-12619753890274973006

[polar cypress]

what does everyone think new blue stake will be

[queen escarp]

thank you plant i hate face cards too

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-the-bus-ena-dream-bbq-sr-pelo-the-bus-gif-9561586560251745519

[earnest viper]

Rosa parks approves

[queen escarp]

🫡

[young bolt]

i fucking hate yellow deck

[young bolt]

skill issue

[valid heath]

Chicot love me, I'm cry😭

[hollow furnace]

i just bought balatro yesterday, and thought it would be a good time wasting game
I was wrong
i sunk 10 hours in this game without rest and plan to do more

this is a mistake fr

[lapis apex]

inshallah

i got an ankh

[narrow hare]

currently on a setup where i can theoretically get any hand you want to level infinity

there are no limits

how far should i go

[inner tiger]

Let’s play Quiz Planet together!

-# Shared from Quiz Planet

[modest helm]

Heyo

[narrow hare]

i'll explain it when i get some sort of record its a slow process and i want to be able to get some sort of standing record before anyone snags it (hope its not too much of a douchebag move)

[inner tiger]

Meant to send this in here

Lmao

Need trivia boys

[modest helm]

How's everyone doin

[narrow hare]

good

thanks!!"

[modest helm]

No worries

[slim junco]

[sharp shell]

ok

[red hamlet]

3 and 4oak

We 4oak gaming

[shy dove]

LOL

[lament hollow]

balatro will not have a fish shaped button in the new update

[hot meadow]

Its the second time i beat a Gold stake run with this deck

Why i dont get Gold stakes sticker🙏

And i never get those juicy sticker

Not even on the deck itself

[red hamlet]

Is it seeded?

[hot meadow]

No

I have beaten ante 8 tho

[red hamlet]

No clue then

What's that circle top left?

[spring gale]

did you use any skips?

[sullen yoke]

this is what computers were made for

[red hamlet]

Skips don't affect it

[fierce nexus]

what's the score formula for antes pre 8?

[past perch]

The best

🔥

[spring gale]

if skips dont affect it then how do you explain it