🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

Do I get hiker or this weird half joker

[glad lark]

hiker

[olive pendant]

you get the funny blue man

[slim junco]

They both have blue

[olive pendant]

the blue joker

[slim junco]

U sure?

[glad lark]

yes

[olive pendant]

balatro multiplayer's crashing my game when i press play and the two aces don't show up

[olive pendant]

blue joker!!!

[glad lark]

spectral

[slim junco]

I mostly meant the joker's but alr

[glad lark]

send picture of spectral opening

[slim junco]

Wraith incantation aura and familiar

[glad lark]

wraith

[slim junco]

What about the blue joker tho?

[glad lark]

gamble

trust

[slim junco]

I got ancient joker

[glad lark]

okay so just level up flushes

and flush with what the anchient joker says

[slim junco]

Flushes? I've just been going for as many even cards as I can

[glad lark]

flushes: all the same suit

[bronze cave]

Who wanna 1v1 balatro multiplayer?

[olive pendant]

trying

[slim junco]

I found like a tarot pack joker and an egg, are either good

[bronze cave]

?

[olive pendant]

not working

[glad lark]

tarot pack joker?

[slim junco]

+1 mult per tarot card

[bronze cave]

I think wrong mod

[olive pendant]

wdym?

[glad lark]

If you've got a free space go with the egg, what's the mult on the tarot joker?

[bronze cave]

Try another mod off

[olive pendant]

mod off?

[slim junco]

0

[glad lark]

go with egg joker then

[slim junco]

Alr

[glad lark]

because egg joker gains +3 dollars of sell value sell it when you need to buy something but dont have nough

[slim junco]

I lost 😦

[glad lark]

what deck are you playing on?

[feral sapphire]

HOLY SHIT

I GOT ANOTHER ONE

who gnna need to die

prolly scary face actually

[slim junco]

Blue

[feral sapphire]

holy shit chicot wicked

[glad lark]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-chicot-ronald-mcdonald-legendary-joker-gif-15560012248136535311

[slim junco]

I found a banana and an astronaut, do I buy them

[glad lark]

buy the banana

[glad lark]

buy the space joker if you have spacce

[slim junco]

I have no jokers, it's afresh run

[glad lark]

buy them then

[finite shadow]

Ok baron. This is getting ridiculous.

Zero ecto btw

What the fuck

[native needle]

my baron mime when i see the plant

[finite shadow]

Plant was like ante 2

[native needle]

true story

my run was ruined by ante 3

my 2 poly queen mime run was ruined by ante 5 plant

[feral sapphire]

how is it even possible to get null scores

[sinful tangle]

Well...

[feral sapphire]

i cant even get 900,000, in the final boss blinds bruh

[slate vector]

i wonder if balatro will have a free ns2 update for 120fps

[glad lark]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-gif-3239499918304579127

[finite shadow]

Okay gaming: on

[glad lark]

hanged man and immolate cards as soon as a get canio/erosion

[tranquil marsh]

Man I just lost due to having zero hands

[tranquil marsh]

Like not as in using up my hands

But like having zero cards to put down

[glad lark]

yea ive done that

for gits and shiggles

[tranquil marsh]

I probably got greedy with the ectoplasm

I like negatives too much

[vagrant coyote]

Is this naneinf or a39

[echo sand]

that is what certificate is for

[slim junco]

Can spaceman activate twice if I have 2 of them

[agile pawn]

you're not gonna get certificate every run

[glad lark]

never using rare tags again smh

nvm

[neon mulch]

Hell yeah

ADN + Baron = Satisfaction

[finite shadow]

Said fuck it and sold DNA for the showman, then rerolled literally twice

[sinful swallow]

I just opened an ecto and it gave the negative to my juggler...

If you're following along at home. Not only does it cancel out my hand-size increase (because of the -1 hand size from the ecto), but i also cant sell it to make space for another joker because that would cancel out the negative effect.

This card doesnt just do nothing, it does nothing² and if i sell it i lose one hand size...

The cherry on top would've been to make it an eternal.

[finite shadow]

Wait, that's actually hysterical

[frank roost]

This is beauty😔

[sinful swallow]

I just took a deep sigh and closed the game...

[honest lance]

I mean why would you take an ecto with juggler

that's kind of on you for not selling it

[glad lark]

pretty sure this is

[tranquil marsh]

I was gonna say that

[finite shadow]

for the funny

[frank roost]

My lord thats alot of kings

[sinful swallow]

if it went to either my mail in-rebate, my mime or my half joker that would've been a godsend for a baron build with the +1 handsize. Its a chance i took and it went the worst way possible

[honest lance]

HALF JOKER?

BROTHER

BROTHER

[finite shadow]

Wait….. ecto lowers your hand size? Oh fuck…

[frank roost]

Me after lowering handsize to 0

[sinful swallow]

1st ecto lowers it by one, 2nd lowers it by two etc

[honest lance]

it's ok you usually want to take an ecto once your jokers are fully set for the run

[finite shadow]

Yeah I was joking these are all naturals

[honest lance]

not with a half joker

or a juggler

[glad lark]

see previous image

[sinful swallow]

I guess its worth mentioning that im only on ante 3. I thought it would be an early dub to get negative on either one of these (but the juggler ofc)

[glad lark]

too easy

[honest lance]

I mean I feel like you have so much more work to do for your build than taking a spectral pack skip

so

🤷‍♂️

[tender void]

No steel?

[glad lark]

dont need it

off to a great start

[tender void]

Should I take it?

[glad lark]

yes

[final delta]

no why woukd u get rid of 116 bucks for a potential useless joker for ur run

u could take that end up with a wee joker for example

[wintry patrol]

uh guys how do i change name items in balatro

like dr spectred

[glad lark]

hold alt and F4 to open the menu

[tacit prawn]

Should i try balatro in windows xp inside iPhone?

[tacit prawn]

Someone thinks I'm joking

[slim junco]

can i do this one in the glass card challenge?

[bronze cave]

Who wanna 1v1 balatro multiplayer

[spiral ridge]

Challenges give no achievements

[slim junco]

wym 1v1

[slim junco]

damn

[bronze cave]

Balatro multiplayer mod ._.

Showdown

[slim junco]

first time i see it

[bronze cave]

First time you see mod?

[slim junco]

th mp mod

[bronze cave]

Ou

[signal pilot]

someone help

serious

what planet card do i take

[slim junco]

Incredible

what abt saturn

[bronze cave]

Saturnus saturnika

[signal pilot]

idk

[frank roost]

Should've chosen saturn smh

[wanton steeple]

How I did it was I did a flush build with the abandoned deck

And just nipped off what suit I wasn't using

Don't believe challenges count towards achievements

Could be wrong

[slim junco]

i was thinking of doing it in that deck when i finished all the challenges

[wanton steeple]

They don't count towards unlocking jokers and vouchers and stuff I'd assume it's the same

With achievements

Achievement that was difficult for me was the flush with 5 wilds

Dunno why it was just difficult for the stars to align on that one

[slim junco]

i already did that one

im surprised i dont have the tiny one

i think i did it thanks to a DNA

I just recently realized what to do in You Get What You Get bcs in spanish it is wrongly placed the description

[finite shadow]

Cause of death: no ectoplasm at any point in the run

Pissed!!!!!

[signal pilot]

80 hours on this game and i finally had the best run ive ever had

couldnt get enough steel kings

[finite shadow]

Oh my god???????

[bronze cave]

Who play balatro multiplayer mod

[graceful rose]

run advice? do i drop the scary face or the photocard

[honest lance]

LOL

yes get rid of scary face

[thorn steppe]

lmao

[cedar spindle]

Get rid of triboulet

Sell all ur jokers and then buy the blueprint

Reroll for brainstorm and that will create a loop that will give u infinite score every blind

I got to ante 40 and got bored cos of how op it was

[wanton steeple]

Isn't ante 40 impossible due to an overflow?

Or am I thinking of a different ante

I thought ante 24 was the last ante you could realistically do without mods

[amber hedge]

yay

[amber hedge]

not overflow, but overfloat 😉

but afaik yes ante 40 is above 1.6e308 so it’ll be displayed as nan?

(i haven’t reached anythng close)

[wanton steeple]

I haven't pulled off a naneinf run yet or even come close so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Yet I've beaten jokersless lol

[amber hedge]

is my jokers any good here i got the green joker early on and just spammed high card so it’s +70 now
So total it’s (mult+70+70)x1.5(polychrome)x3~670 mult
and the bull 🔥🔥🔥

[wanton steeple]

I don't understand any of that

I just like when the funni number go up

[graceful rose]

lost to the plant

[agile pawn]

same

i don't feel like going for naneinf yet

[undone notch]

jokerless sounds like hell

naneinf sounds like black magic with unseeded jokerless

[wanton steeple]

It's all luck and strategy

I kept running straights because it scales the best

Until I got a seed that worked

You want to have a couple blue seals in ur middle cards or maybe a couple face cards and ditch the 2s -4s and your face cards for bosses that disable faces

[undone notch]

sounds a little something like..

GAMBLING

[wanton steeple]

And just mult and glass everything

[undone notch]

HELL YEAHHH

[wanton steeple]

And hope bosses don't fuck u

I got lucky and kept getting blue seals to pop

So I had my shit good by ante 7

[undone notch]

the plant

[wanton steeple]

Skips are important to

[undone notch]

fr?

[wanton steeple]

Only skip for what u need

[undone notch]

i though skips only good sometimes

[undone notch]

oh yeah tru

[wanton steeple]

The best skips are money and spectral

Because you're gonna need those rerolls later in the run

[agile pawn]

idrk how difficult it actually is because i did it first try

[undone notch]

damn

[undone notch]

yeah true, and ig negative right>

[agile pawn]

got a blue seal early and went for four of a kind

[vapid thistle]

this is good for unseeded i think

[warm mist]

balatro Irl where you're playing with a deck of cards and a calculator

[neon mulch]

Balatro is a game

I think

[warm mist]

the hook kills me more often than not it's honestly saf

sad

[rose sail]

shiiit what now

[faint cairn]

Can i shear a very funny orange seed that was carried by GOD DAMN misprint?

[lost kindle]

orange seed?

there are seed colours now?

[warm mist]

if you have a programmable calculator I think you could actually play balatro Irl

[lost kindle]

why u got irlmoney

[warm mist]

might be wrong

[faint cairn]

sorry stake or whatever its called

the dificulty thingy

anyway heres the seed gl SRQS4GP3

[lost kindle]

why do i need a misprint run seed 😭

[faint cairn]

my jokers at the end lol

[warm mist]

polychrome missprint holy w

[faint cairn]

funny rng seed at the highest difficulty

[faint cairn]

he carred me bro fr

[lost kindle]

highest difficulty is black deck gold

[faint cairn]

this dude such.. 🤓 ☝️

ERM ACTUALLY ITS BLACK DECK GOLD

[warm mist]

what's black deck again

[wraith brook]

deck that gives +1 joker slot -1 hand

[warm mist]

I see

[faint cairn]

go play missprint rng 🙂

[lost kindle]

i curse you with

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297211351116414979/1240130980275159061/jonker.gif

[rose sail]

negative

[faint cairn]

type of shit i get when i do a blind skip for a "rare" joker

[rose sail]

none of this matters

it's negative

oh rental

well

[wraith brook]

i had a cool run on orange stake today

i got castle super nova and card sharp, so i decided to just play high card

and then i run into the needle

[warm mist]

crumbling deck where it gives u +3 hands and -2 discards, every discarded card gets destroyed

[faint cairn]

I have never had a high card run lol

ive had more flash 5 / houses runs then something that even comes close to high card

[wraith brook]

i managed to survive by rolling all my money in the shop to find bloodstone and then i played a straight flush to barely beat it

[lost kindle]

more of a challenge than a deck

[warm mist]

dang

actually yeah that would be a fun challenge

[neon mulch]

Car

[meager plank]

I would discard everything except kings and queens

[meager plank]

Mobility scooter

[lost kindle]

trib hunting?

[neon mulch]

Flying machine

[meager plank]

No I just like testosterone

[lost kindle]

faiar

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552

[neon mulch]

@lost kindle what's your favorite color on napkins

[lost kindle]

what does that mean

[lost kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297211351116414979/1240130980275159061/jonker.gif

not that gif

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[meager plank]

👎

[lost kindle]

im a straight male

[meager plank]

Why isn’t there a reverse strength

I want to turn my aces to kings

[lost kindle]

death (technically)

[meager plank]

Well yeah but you can also turn a 2 to a 3

[lost kindle]

thats just age

[meager plank]

I’m attracted to queens

Some are attracted to kings and jacks

[lost kindle]

so do i buy him or do i buy him a ride

[meager plank]

I guess you’ll just have to find out

[lost kindle]

i dont even know where hillsboro is

[meager plank]

Do you buy him on the condition you give him a ride

[warm mist]

secret fucked up 5th suit that does absolutely nothing different

[meager plank]

Hillsboro is North Carolina I think

[neon mulch]

5th suit!?!?

STONES??

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[meager plank]

Better yet to make wild card no longer the worst enhancement, make an enhancement that deactivates all effects of the card

[neon mulch]

Make wild cards go wild

[warm mist]

the arrow

[lost kindle]

yo hezi sign my shirt before i graduate

[meager plank]

Why

[warm mist]

actually awesome

[lost kindle]

sum sort of school tradition

[neon mulch]

Cryptic ahh reply

Arrowhead?

[warm mist]

ace of arrows

[neon mulch]

Aces?

[lost kindle]

bro what is u talkin abt

[warm mist]

hearts diamonds spades clubs and arrows

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1365353062461608036/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_4.gif

[neon mulch]

If you had to pick the color of a napkin, which would it be

[meager plank]

Red so when I bleed nobody notices

[lost kindle]

brown so when i wipe my bum

[tame grove]

Me when the:

[lost kindle]

sobody sees it

[warm mist]

chalice, sword, spear, club, and arrowe..

[neon mulch]

Can we change arrows to shit

Is that something we can do

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/bowling-strike-bowling-animation-amfboss-raw-gif-23874072

[neon mulch]

Is it under the foreseen possibilities

[warm mist]

sure it is a secret fifth suit

[neon mulch]

Excellent

I appreciate the opportunity

[lost kindle]

what is this

[warm mist]

forgot how big the smallest naneinf is

[meager plank]

Guys make sure not pirate 3ds games

[lost kindle]

wat does tat even mean

[neon mulch]

Can I pirate 2Ds

[neon mulch]

It means naneinf is big

[meager plank]

The 2ds is a lie because ds stands for dual screen but 2ds is just 1 screen

[lost kindle]

king von

[neon mulch]

Can I burp

[meager plank]

Nah

[neon mulch]

But I need to

[meager plank]

You’re not a baby

[lost kindle]

can i hit

[neon mulch]

ler roy

[meager plank]

Is this depression

[neon mulch]

Looks like sans from undertale to me

[meager plank]

Ok

[neon mulch]

Not sure who depression is

[lost kindle]

its that one guy from that game

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-jahseh-gif-2187252222290464977

[lost kindle]

yk the emo game

omroi

emroi

[meager plank]

She wanna hop in a rari

[neon mulch]

Momotori

[meager plank]

Should I play it right now

[neon mulch]

Fortori or sum

Don't

It makes you gayer

[lost kindle]

steamunloc kit

its a good gae

[neon mulch]

See

[lost kindle]

but not worth buying it w real money

[tame grove]

Gameplay

[meager plank]

It was on gamepass at one point idk if it still is

[tame grove]

Be honest with me guys, am I gay?

[lost kindle]

yea

[neon mulch]

Yes

Next question

[tame grove]

Damn...

[meager plank]

It depends

[lost kindle]

king von

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-king-von-stare-stare-von-king-von-demon-stare-gif-8139733084588942271

[neon mulch]

Have you ever listened to the full first soad album

[lost kindle]

ni hao fine shyt

[meager plank]

I prefer vonoff1700

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

[tame grove]

How I see Jimbo after 4 beers

[lost kindle]

how perkeo looks at me after being a joker doing nothing for 3 antes

[meager plank]

You see this means you’re probably gay

[neon mulch]

I like women

I think

[meager plank]

What the fuck is the game “Fe”

[neon mulch]

Ismt that Iron or smt

[lost kindle]

iron

yea

chemsty

[neon mulch]

Cheems

[tacit prawn]

Bros

[meager plank]

This is so funny to me

[tacit prawn]

Should i try balatro in windows xp inside iPhone???

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/chilling-cyberpunk-edgerunners-rocking-left-and-right-relaxing-sight-seeing-gif-25909275

[neon mulch]

No, you gotta try balatro in win xp in android simulator within ios simulator within linux simulator

[lost kindle]

cant remember if it was chooms or cheems

[tame grove]

Maybe I am

[tacit prawn]

Cyberpunk made me cybercry

[neon mulch]

Uhhh

[meager plank]

I’m downloading Fe rn

[neon mulch]

Can I have a glass of milk

[lost kindle]

i couldnt wait for you to come and clear the cupboard

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-milk-to-quench-my-thirst-joey-drinking-one-galon-of-milk-in-ten-seconds-too-thirsty-need-mill-gonnna-drink-all-of-the-milk-gif-25295829

[tame grove]

Is this hard

[neon mulch]

Yes or not fker

[lost kindle]

but now you're leaving me w nothin but a sign'

[tacit prawn]

Bros is really final boss

[tame grove]

Wait a second, your pfp... familia medina

[neon mulch]

yesss

[lost kindle]

im jonklinh it

[tacit prawn]

I'm console player but man i wanna try this

[lost kindle]

should i rewatch cyberpunk egderunners when i finish my finals

[neon mulch]

No

Watch clannad

[tame grove]

Can you send the whole image

[tacit prawn]

Play the main game

[neon mulch]

Let me find it

[lost kindle]

i have no good device

im too broke

[lost kindle]

i cant even run a 16 year old game on 60fps

[tacit prawn]

Me to

[tame grove]

Tuy

[lost kindle]

ts my wallet bro

[tacit prawn]

Damn

[meager plank]

This Fe game is too hard

How do I start

[tacit prawn]

I got a idea but i'm not an artist

[meager plank]

There’s no button on my controller called “any”

[lost kindle]

uhmm

i think its broken

[meager plank]

Should I click the ≡ button and see what happens

[lost kindle]

yea

[tame grove]

Me if you care...

[lost kindle]

try that

[meager plank]

It gave me an end user license agreement

Is this a lawyer simulator

[lost kindle]

you guys shouldnt eat watches

its time consuming

[lost kindle]

phoenix wright

or whatever his name is

[meager plank]

Oh no this game is bad

It’s an ea game

[lost kindle]

ew

[meager plank]

I guess I’ll give it a try

[lost kindle]

moneybrag

grab

[tacit prawn]

Homies

[meager plank]

Good thing I didn’t pay for it

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[lost kindle]

when was chill chat added

[tacit prawn]

I got art idea but idk how to make one

[lost kindle]

what is it

[lost kindle]

she steve on my chicken till i jockey

[tacit prawn]

The right one is brainstorm and left one is blueprint

[meager plank]

I just want Spotify on my 3ds

[lost kindle]

yk whats beter

[tacit prawn]

What?

[lost kindle]

if we change the game files into changing the models of bp nd brain

[tame grove]

Be honest guys, am I getting banned?

[lost kindle]

into that'

[lost kindle]

yea

[tacit prawn]

Idk

[lost kindle]

bro club is goated

its top 3

top 3 suits

[tame grove]

I knew it

Playing suit is so boring

[lost kindle]

acc

[tacit prawn]

Every time i tried to do club flush 99.99% of clubs card are gone

[lost kindle]

club maybe second best suit

[lost kindle]

bro stop doing flush 💔

[meager plank]

I didn’t like the game called Fe

[tacit prawn]

Bro nothing better than spade and heart

[tame grove]

Me, the best balatro player

[tacit prawn]

2 weeks?

[tame grove]

It shows how much had you played in the last two weeks

[meager plank]

I didn’t know there was a third pvz shooting game

[lost kindle]

bro

onyx agate

makes bluc 2nd

club

[tame grove]

This game is just too much sometimes

My pair was level 40 btw

[tardy hound]

Ur banned now..

[meager plank]

Not enough

https://tenor.com/view/beabadoobee-tiktok-nba-youngboy-artists-who-can-sing-artists-who-cant-sing-gif-5141446534980177707

[tame grove]

Does that mean...

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-anime-gif-11253462

[stable vessel]

I just hit nan inf when I came back this happens whenever I play a hand

[meager plank]

I love lumber tycoon two

[meager plank]

naneinf

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-flashbang-renza-gif-3499959455427823758

[lost kindle]

blue stke is the worst

[willow kite]

it will be changed in the next update

[lost kindle]

blessed 🙏

[meager plank]

Have you tried purple

[lost kindle]

which is puple again

[sinful swallow]

I thought more people would understand how hilarious this is 😔 . LocalThunk might as well have came into my house and rubbed his middle finger all over my face

https://tenor.com/view/flip-off-middle-finger-fuck-you-cartoon-fuck-you-specifically-gif-18198861045216749122

I think The Juggler is single-handedly the worst joker to turn negative from an ecto

[lost kindle]

im not reading allat

[frank roost]

My highscore was really lucky lol,got a bp and brainstorm at the moment the ante scalling was about to catch up

[forest loom]

have you tried gold

[frank roost]

The blue stack penalty is the worse😔

[forest loom]

that's the -1 discard right?

[frank roost]

Yes

[forest loom]

yucky

[sinful swallow]

If that was a juggler and not a drunktard that would've been a godsend

[lost kindle]

dude the fact that jokers take away money from me overshadows the -1 discard

[sinful swallow]

Oh well not really ig cause there is nothing you could sell that would be worth it

[languid quest]

The shitter is back.

[lost kindle]

can i shit

[forest loom]

debatable but making higher-end hands not exactly viable sucks

[red hamlet]

Welcome back bozo

[lost kindle]

ok market buyer

[languid quest]

I'm going to cry now. - announcer

[forest loom]

the plier

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-of-87-was-that-the-bite-of-87-fnaf-markiplier-gif-4088330124955617216

i need that one drawing of mob expire

[languid quest]

Multiplication Flyer

[forest loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/368868179985956864/1155648223394926592/ezgif-2-7f9e56a47e.gif

[lost kindle]

me in biology

[forest loom]

Division hauler

[forest loom]

me when

[languid quest]

Addition Garner

[forest loom]

Subtraction Halter

[lost kindle]

malt faulter should do mainstream balala

[languid quest]

Algebra Connisuer I can't spell

[forest loom]

you just lost the duel

[finite shadow]

blue

[languid quest]

FUCK gg

[lost kindle]

green

[forest loom]

yellow

[languid quest]

Blue

[lost kindle]

uhm im colorblind idk anymore colors

[languid quest]

Olo

[lost kindle]

olo

[forest loom]

olo?

[languid quest]

Can only be seen by 8 people

[languid quest]

Olo

[lost kindle]

bro i can only see brail

and everything but green n red

[languid quest]

Mb ..... ----__-- ..l.. -----_ ?..... ---____!

[forest loom]

👈 🖐️ ✊ 👌 🤜 🫰 🫱 there you go

[olive ferry]

red for discard
blue for hands
green for rerolls
yellow for MONEY!!!!! YEAHHH!!!!

[lost kindle]

oh sht rlly??

[languid quest]

.......

[lost kindle]

bro why didnt u tell me earlier

[sinful swallow]

What deck did you first beat in black stake with to unlock ghost deck?

[lost kindle]

.. . .. . . .... ... ... ..

[finite shadow]

i have no idea

[languid quest]

-_____-, *-_ :(

[lost kindle]

.-.--....---...-----.....

[languid quest]

._. .--.-????

[forest loom]

bro ... .. .--.. ----? ... . .. -.-.

[lost kindle]

.. / .... .- - . / -... .-.. ..- . / -.. . -.-. -.-

[languid quest]

-___.-...!

[lost kindle]

...-.-..-...?

..-/..--/.---/

[forest loom]

//..-/- .\☆--. .. .

[languid quest]

......._-./......././-.

[forest loom]

ok enough braille

[lost kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297211351116414979/1240130980275159061/jonker.gif

jonker

[forest loom]

jonkler

[languid quest]

jonkler

[forest loom]

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

[devout turtle]

i am just gonna put this here and let u guess how i feel

[red hamlet]

Really good because you're not doing another boring photo chad run

[hexed coral]

is there a modding help channel here?

or is that a seprate server?

[amber hedge]

yay

royal flush always makes me happy

[modern nova]

yea i just came lookin for modding stuff too idk if thats here

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[hexed coral]

tyty

[modern nova]

oh is it hidden by default

[mortal gust]

😭

[red hamlet]

Yeah

[sand talon]

Guys

balala

[red hamlet]

Browse channel has the rest like #1209506514763522108 threads with mods

[modern nova]

ahh i always get thrown by that lol

[finite shadow]

red seal

king

ding ding ding ding ding

[chrome rampart]

yall fw the build

[finite shadow]

hard

[wanton steeple]

Bro why u watching YouTube in a pop out browser tab lmao

[chrome rampart]

this balala shit easy

wouldve been really funny if i got it before winning the run damn

[lost kindle]

if i copy stuntman

would it also decrease hand size

[chrome rampart]

copy as in blueprint or ankh

ankh yes blueprint no

[lost kindle]

acc?

[chrome rampart]

whar

[lost kindle]

like

bp copy

[solar portal]

It wont

[wraith brook]

when you spin the wheel and it gives you this

do i even sell it

i kinda need the xmult

[lost kindle]

what r ur jkoers

[lost kindle]

dont sell

nothing worth copying

[slim junco]

What you need is flat mult

[wraith brook]

level 11 straights

on nebula deck

im dead though cause i cant find a straight with 2 discards on the fish

[amber hedge]

oopsie, chose madness because i haven't tried it before and just destroyed my run (not in a good way)

[finite shadow]

the words say what it does!

[solemn elm]

not if you haven't taken it before

it only tells you after you pick it up

[finite shadow]

Very fair point

[devout radish]

four natural shop negatives

[warm mist]

I mean I won't complain it's just funny

[olive ferry]

neg hallucination so goated

[lost kindle]

whats the best looking negative

[sand talon]

dna in my opinion

and abstract is also good

[slim junco]

imma keep it a buck, it’s lwk gros michel

[sand talon]

worst is definetly the atrology joker

[lost kindle]

bro idk why

but neg hologram looks so good

but gros michel is also tpopp 5

[slim junco]

you cannot tell me this ain’t dope

shame bro don’t wanna stick around

[lost kindle]

ngl i hate negative tarot cards

they look ugly

[slim junco]

negative spectrals are cool tho

[lost kindle]

yea they're sick

negative hack makes me sick

negative cavendish tho

fire

[warm mist]

negative joker that adds xmult based on how many negative stuff you have

[lost kindle]

thats prolly a cryptid joker

[amber hedge]

HAHAHAHA valid point though!!

ok but how does one use it or synergise with it? let’s say below black stake so no eternal

It makes my joker slot always 4/5 and makes it very random 🫠

[visual island]

is small blind supposed to be 600 chips on ante 1?

[frosty turret]

on plasma deck yea

[visual island]

oh thats why

[narrow hare]

is there anywhere to find a variety of balatro world records

[lost kindle]

speedrun.com

other than that

drspectered

or the highest score is just naneinf

[narrow hare]

not speedrun related

the highest hand level achieved

is what im lookin for

[inland ether]

Highest ante is 39

[narrow hare]

i know balatro fellas 💔

i want to know what the highest hand level achieved is

[inland ether]

Balatro University reached more than 170 level on high card

[narrow hare]

its gone way higher beforehand

[inland ether]

Before ante 8 tho

[narrow hare]

i doubt drspectred has every record

[narrow hare]

oh i see

im thinking an endless record thoigh

[ripe dock]

Ive seen balatro uni with a hand size near 2000

[lost kindle]

theretically thats infinite

but idk if the cde allows over 999

[narrow hare]

but like

whats the record

achieved by a human

[ripe dock]

Umhh im hear to adk a query would you sell everything bar baron use the ankh and then buy mime?

Hand size is nine ante is 9 decks not thinned but lots of kings

[lost kindle]

dawg nobody records it 💔

thats why i said theoretically 💔

[frank roost]

Go big or go home

😔

[tardy inlet]

Gang what's the diff between server chat and chill chat

[frank roost]

Chill

[dry swan]

chill chat has more restrictions to make it chill

[latent zephyr]

🪤 I sure do hope nobody eats my cheese I left lying out

[lost kindle]

🐀

🪤 🐀

👨

[latent zephyr]

[lost kindle]

aw hell nah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1365353062461608036/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_4.gif

[narrow hare]

yeah

[inland ether]

Prob achieved in some perkeo + observatory run

[fresh flint]

will burglar be op?

[narrow hare]

theres a better way than perkeo

well or not

but a different way of using prkeo

[inland ether]

• 12 hands in the start of every round

[fresh flint]

but i think troubadour is better option

[narrow hare]

if you werent winning iwhtout it you arent winning with it

[inland ether]

Bp + bs burnt card?

2 oops + space joker? Cant think of any better way

[narrow hare]

nah

2 oops and space joker though is good

with burglar

i could see you reaching low 800s with it

or not wait

thats too much i think considering how many antes there are

[frosty nexus]

How much of a pain in the butt would it be to have local implement the most common mods into the base game? Im talking logistically it seems like it wouldnt be hard but im not a game dev.

[inland ether]

Like what mods?

[frank roost]

For that one boss,yes

[shy stirrup]

LOCALTHUNK! ADD A ONESHOT COLLAB AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[vapid pollen]

my luck is insane,

only on ante 3

[idle ibex]

Does anyone know how to install mods on my Balatro? Lovely doesn't work on my computer, I don't know why. I tried installing the Balatro Mod Manager, but when I open Balatro, the mods option just doesn't appear

[fallow bough]

ceremonial dagger will trigger faster than madness since it's on the left, correct?

[frosty nexus]

I am unsure names as i am an xbox pleb but the hacking jokers looks cool

[vapid pollen]

what poker hand should i be focusing when playing photochad

[lost kindle]

any

doesnt have to be specifically focused on a hand

[inland ether]

I would focus on pairs

[empty tundra]

One question, is there an option or something to not see the stickers on the jokers when I go to "collection"?

[lost kindle]

no the stickers will always appear if u go collection

[empty tundra]

oh okey :/

[honest void]

guys

guess what

[lost kindle]

chicken butt

[honest void]

yes

[lost kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297211351116414979/1240130980275159061/jonker.gif

[honest void]

did you ever have a wheel of fortune successfully give foil 2 times in a row

[honest void]

if it's debuffed then does it give the +1 joker slot or no

[lost kindle]

still gives it

thats basically just

takes money away from you

and does nothing else

in other words

a child

[idle ibex]

Does anyone know how to install mods on my Balatro? Lovely doesn't work on my computer, I don't know why. I tried installing the Balatro Mod Manager, but when I open Balatro, the mods option just doesn't appear

[frosty nexus]

Have u opened balatro through the mod manager?

[idle ibex]

when I touch the launch button it doesn´t just, launch

idk

[lost kindle]

ask #⚙・modding-general

usually they have an answer

[nimble scarab]

head showed up in my bloodstone run
the bitch

[lost kindle]

haha

top 3 worst boss blind

other than finisher blinds

[alpine turret]

🤯

[lost kindle]

i love eating lontong

[red hamlet]

Chat, remember your meds

Cause my ass forgot

[inland ether]

Why balatro is more expensive on play store than on steam 😔

[harsh flicker]

Some times on mobile, I see this icon when I tap on a card, but I don't know how to do it consistently nor how to undo it

[red hamlet]

Its an indicator on which stake you beat with that joker

[harsh flicker]

sry, I meant the "Buy" button

or sell, when smth is sellable

[red hamlet]

Oh

Might just be cause its the same code as pc and it wasn't taken out, idk

[harsh flicker]

It's very weird bc I have tried holding the card, double tapping, taping from the bottom, it just appears randomly and rarely

[safe ledge]

he Wheel on my Fortune till i

[pallid hawk]

i hate diamonds 😞

[half loom]

Hi there !
I'm playing flush five red seal foiled glass kings , I'm stuck at e234 .
Took 2 ectos and already have antimatter, I don't see any way to get stronger and potentially reach naneinf (even if unlikely) any help ? What am I missing?
Hand size is 6 so ecto is a no go .
And I'm pretty sure the scaling of observatory won't keep me alive for much longer

E237*

[fathom token]

My cavandish got eaten in three rounds...

[smoky prawn]

balatro is good

[twin wharf]

ALWAYS take the rare skip tag

[lost kindle]

dawg im cursed w obelisks

[toxic plover]

of COURSE this HAPPENS THE ONE TIME I DONT PLAY GOLD STAKE

[pallid hawk]

WHERE IS MY DICE

[red hamlet]

I ate it c:

[still ermine]

Egg

[analog onyx]

couldn’t make it to lv 200

😞

[digital tusk]

bestie you did NOT need that rare skip tag to win omg

[digital tusk]

friendly tip since based off your hand size it doesn’t look like you’ve done it, if you use brainstorm on dna it will allow you to get an extra king for 10 kings in hand instead of 9

[red hamlet]

They haven't played yet

[red hamlet]

Banger

[lost kindle]

whats saphhic

[red hamlet]

Primarily attracted to womrn

[boreal niche]

a female or female-presenting person attracted to female or female presenting people

[boreal niche]

or anyone who personally identifies as sapphic

the umbrella term is lesbian

[lost kindle]

cat like everyone

[red hamlet]

Cat is a cat

[lost kindle]

cat like ppl

[digital tusk]

lesbian blueprint is crazy

[boreal niche]

A lucky cat is an object and is thus non applicable

[red hamlet]

Blueprint brainstorm yuri

[red hamlet]

Campfire?

[pallid hawk]

still no dice.

[red hamlet]

Or flower pot? Lmfao

[lost kindle]

whats the logic w fire

[boreal niche]

If the vibes outweigh the logic i add them to the respective tier

runner should by all accounts be heterosexual

[digital tusk]

blueprint and brainstorm are clearly bi, they’ll copy any card no matter their gender

[boreal niche]

but she gives far too much butch lesbian for me to add it to heterosexual

[red hamlet]

No, they're lesbians making out all the time

[still ermine]

Helo

[boreal niche]

if vibes do not outweigh logic it is not applicable

[digital tusk]

😭

[boreal niche]

not applicable jokers are either concepts (pareidolia), objects (obelisk), or minors (wee)

[red hamlet]

Fibonacci?

Das a concept

[digital tusk]

i thought it was a pasta

[boreal niche]

If vibes outweigh logic i add them to the tier with better vibes

again

Runner should by all accounts be heterosexual

[red hamlet]

Red seal reference

[boreal niche]

because it's a straight joker

but i added runner to sapphic because the vibes give me butch lesbian

[red hamlet]

Repressed personally

Running away from it all

[split grotto]

Balatro solitaire mode when?

[pallid hawk]

no oops :(

[toxic plover]

i realised this way after i had already sold dna 😔 on ante 16 now about to lose at e20

they grow up so fast 🥹

[lost kindle]

hold windows + s

search up solitare

tada

[toxic plover]

smh 😔

[split grotto]

there’s no jimbo

[toxic plover]

drink jimbo juice (95% abv) and there will be 🥰

[slim junco]

wouldn't it be better to get more retriggers here

[pallid hawk]

yes

ur right

i forgot how retriggers work

i wasnt really thinking anyway that run was only to win black deck

[gritty delta]

Localthunk in the Chill chat

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-alright-i-get-it-i-get-it-enough-gif-19558825

[red hamlet]

Win + Ctrl + Alt + Shift + L

[toxic plover]

this only happens if you get unlucky with your seed

[pallid hawk]

what the fuck

why did that open linkedin

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[toxic plover]

it sure does

[red hamlet]

it's my favorite keybind

also it's probably cause microsoft owns linkedin

[lost kindle]

aw hell naw i aint gettin a job 💔

[pallid hawk]

ohhh

i didnt know that

[boreal niche]

Does anyone have any criticisms

like why a joker is a certain identity

[digital tusk]

many

[boreal niche]

hit me

[digital tusk]

why is bull not applicable

[boreal niche]

it is an animal which is adjacent to an object

[pallid hawk]

lucky cat is trans

[boreal niche]

A lucky cat is an object

and thus not applicable

[digital tusk]

animals definitely have sexual attraction

[boreal niche]

I will repost the tier list

[boreal niche]

Perhaps

[lost kindle]

wee is into

[patent imp]

bro wth

[boreal niche]

my reasoning is that if a joker's vibes outweighs its logic i will sort it into the tier that fits the vibes more

[digital tusk]

no idea where to put it, just not there (if it helps bulls are male)

[boreal niche]

while the order is normally not applicable

come on

it's a straight joker

[gritty delta]

I don't know what any of this means

[pallid hawk]

just making up rules then breaking them yourself

[boreal niche]

you don't have to engage

[pallid hawk]

L tierlist

[gritty delta]

I know, i'm just curious what it means

[digital tusk]

they’ve given jokers pronouns and sexualities

[boreal niche]

a non applicable joker is either a concept, object, or minor unless it fits the vibes of a sexuality/gender more than its non applicability

idk what rules i'm breaking

it seems self explanatory

[pallid hawk]

sapphic: women into women
achillean: men into men
bisexual: into both
aspec: either asexual or aromantic
transgender: identifies with a different gender than assigned at birth
heterosexual: straight

[gritty delta]

ok i knew the last two at least

[digital tusk]

proof ride the bus is bi, they stop for multiple genders

[boreal niche]

Ride the bus is an object

[pallid hawk]

the first two also include some weird rules on nonbinary people but i dont understand it enough to explain it to you

[digital tusk]

your rules suck :(

[boreal niche]

sapphic and achillean are basically terms that are more inclusive

[gritty delta]

tbf, ride the bus is an action

[red hamlet]

labels are shrimply stupid

[boreal niche]

it's easier to understand it as lesbian/gay but i don't want to exclude anyone

i'm sure you can understand

[digital tusk]

bestiee these are cards 😭 you’re ok

[red hamlet]

ok?
then don't interact lmfao

[boreal niche]

i may be an idiot but i have standards 🔥

[red hamlet]

It's something they did for fun

[pallid hawk]

not one of the tiers but i think sacrificial dagger only goes on one night stands because he's scared of commitment

he'll take anyone except eternals

[boreal niche]

i think madness specifically had an experimental phase in college

[pallid hawk]

and then throws them away

[digital tusk]

madness and dagger are the only two without attachment issues

[boreal niche]

for mime/baron and photochad

one of them VERY CLEARLY wears the pants

in the relationship

[slim junco]

I feel like you're bound to get a dark turn bringing something like sacrificial dagger into this

[digital tusk]

love spare trousered <3 amazing joker

[boreal niche]

Dagger is not applicable because it is an object

it's also CEREMONIAL dagger

not sacrificial

[pallid hawk]

youre including ride the bus so im throwing this out there

hit the road is gay

[red hamlet]

I've known enough lesbians to say it's sapphic for sure

[boreal niche]

I debated it

but the vibes did not outweigh the logic

source: am sapphic

[red hamlet]

same
it's deffo sapphic

[slim junco]

anyways, what does the runner do during pride month

[pallid hawk]

go on a pride run!

[boreal niche]

runner should by all accounts be heteroseuxal

but like

[pallid hawk]

curious on your logic for egg

[boreal niche]

It's giving butch lesbian

let's be real

[pallid hawk]

he only works with like one joker

seems pretty straight

[red hamlet]

one joker

at least 2

[pallid hawk]

not permanently

[solemn elm]

Gift Card is poly

[slim junco]

synergizes better with the tarot card if anything

[digital tusk]

egg not being in the trans section is such a missed opportunity

[red hamlet]

truth nuke

[boreal niche]

no offense to polyamorous people but i only have so many tiers

[pallid hawk]

i guess he could be bicurious

[red hamlet]

also yeah, egg should be under trans

[slim junco]

gift cards in real life are polyamorous

[boreal niche]

I'M SO STUPI

[pallid hawk]

experiments with dagger but only stays with swash

[solemn elm]

Invisible Joker is agender

[boreal niche]

i was too tunnel visioned on adding gros michel/cavendish into the trans tier

[radiant bough]

what

[solemn elm]

no presentation

[round tapir]

the balatro rot...

[pallid hawk]

you win!

[solemn elm]

not fem or masc, don't observe it

[boreal niche]

its pronouns are /

[digital tusk]

same with invisible joker imo, they literally transition into another joker

[boreal niche]

Ok guys im gonna do some updates and get back to you

is that alright

[pallid hawk]

wait what did wee do

[digital tusk]

im going to bed sorry

[round tapir]

joker stencil is trans..parent

[digital tusk]

gn

[pallid hawk]

why isnt he allowed a sexuality

gn

[digital tusk]

child

[pallid hawk]

ohhh

[boreal niche]

wee is a minor or minor-coded

[round tapir]

minor coded is wild 😭

true tho..

[red hamlet]

it's specifically for characters that don't have a stated canonical age
but are pretty clearly designed to be a minor

[round tapir]

always just thought of him as smol boi

[boreal niche]

Same with flash card

[round tapir]

goat

[languid quest]

Best joker

[pallid hawk]

does debuffed cancel rental

[round tapir]

easiest naneinf

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[radiant bough]

wish me luck 💀

[pallid hawk]

i just noticed your avatar is not infact a real character but female jimbo

[red hamlet]

yuuuuuuuuuuuup

[round tapir]

much luck 🙏🙏

[round tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/sueñitosgifs-traumatized-mr-incredible-los-increibles-meme-gif-24305569

jimbo genderbend

[boreal niche]

ok i made some changes

how we feeling

[willow kite]

wait what

[pallid hawk]

this is better

[ionic urchin]

holy shit

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-osu-greece-greek-cat-osu-cat-greek-gif-2694212203346871017

[round tapir]

triboulet def aint straight

[red hamlet]

oh yeah
trib is bi for sure

[pallid hawk]

i dont think so

[red hamlet]

bro slapped king's ass and said he mistook him for the queen

[pallid hawk]

i think he's a marriage counsellor

[round tapir]

def no

[pallid hawk]

helps the kings and queens become a better couple

[boreal niche]

have you noticed you only ever make kings or queens with a trib build

never kings and queens

#nooticing

[pallid hawk]

#nooticing

[red hamlet]

it's cause full and flush house sucks

[round tapir]

also why is stuff like bean in not applicable but the cavendish and gros michel arent lol

[red hamlet]

flush give peak

[round tapir]

damn..

[boreal niche]

Banana is trans

I think we all agree

[pallid hawk]

banana is sentient he doesnt count as an object yes

[round tapir]

damn

Idefk what half of these sexualities are

[hard coral]

There is no heterosexual explanation to Triboulet bro activates on both queens and kings.

[radiant bough]

i hate everything