🎙・server-chat

[errant fjord]

and after 40 hours i still have not seen a single legendary bro

my fault for being a doubter

[meager plank]

I’ve seen a few in an assumed less amount of time

Well i had perkeo in back to back runs the other day

[errant fjord]

dude how the hell do you find the legendaries

ik its in tarots packs but

ive opened so many

[meager plank]

I have 82 hours

[errant fjord]

makes sense

[meager plank]

I got one in a mega tarot and the next one in a regular spectral

I didn’t know they could come from spectral packs

[sullen ingot]

they’re one in 300 or something like that so they’re still very rare

youll find one eventually

[errant fjord]

surely

[meager plank]

I have had 2 cavendish break

[sullen ingot]

oof

Ive yet to have cavendish break

[errant fjord]

what would be an estimate amount of hours to get all the achievements?

[meager plank]

In 82 hours I’ve had back to back legendary joker runs, 2 cavendish breaks, seen at least 10 legendaries, yet I still haven’t beaten gold stake

[meager plank]

I’d say at least 1

[sullen ingot]

honestly gold stakes not too bad on the right decks

it can be really tricky on some though

[errant fjord]

i cant even get past blue stake

[sullen ingot]

I’m struggling to get used to plasma gold stake

[errant fjord]

Black deck is like the hardest deck i have so far

[sullen ingot]

and black deck… im not even thinking about that one…

[meager plank]

Just to put it into perspective only half of players reach ante 4 according to Xbox achievements

[errant fjord]

isnt plasma deck absolutely broken?

[meager plank]

What’s the easiest golf stake in your opinion

[sullen ingot]

it can be, but gold stake is 8x scaling

its

painful sometimes

the pivot from chips to mult is hard for me to manage usually

thats where my runs tend to end

[sullen ingot]

probably yellow deck

or a good erratic deck

getting econ online early on yellow deck is such a big deal with the added scaling and no money from small blinds

And a good erratic deck is well, a good erratic deck

[wide crane]

sup fart drinkers

[sullen ingot]

flush house/five of a kind/four of a kind/flush five can easily carry the first few antes on their own so you can get econ and stuff

i love erratic deck

except when I don’t

[sullen ingot]

sup

[errant fjord]

whats the easiest deck to get a gold stake on

[wide crane]

erotic deck

[wide crane]

imo, either checkered or plasma

but my first was with green

[sick summit]

Yellow or blue

[sullen ingot]

checkered is great

plasma can be rough

on gold stake anyway

[errant fjord]

checkered is broken

you can just spam flushes

[sullen ingot]

Checkered deck non-flush builds are cursed and I love them

checkered deck two pair

[shut wharf]

1 :з

[sullen ingot]

ive found plasma on gold stakes pretty tough, probably because the 8x scaling means chips don’t go as far as they can do on white stake

only the extra good chips jokers can make it all the way

[wide crane]

orange stake time for um. painted

[wide crane]

hello!

[mortal gust]

Hi

[meager plank]

Bro my phone said it’s not gonna rain today

So tell me why I just heard thunder

[shut wharf]

Hello
^w^/ -> ^w^\ -> ^w^/ (the cat waves at you)

[red hamlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_thunderstorm

[meager plank]

It’s raining actively

[red hamlet]

then say that instead lmfoa

[meager plank]

I was more using the lighting to attempt to describe that it’s storming when it wasn’t expected to rain at all

[red hamlet]

it can be thunderin' without rain

[meager plank]

But it’s raining

[wide crane]

Hai!!

[wide crane]

Dude I love rain

[meager plank]

You see the issue here is that I love bikes

[plucky tangle]

same rain is so much better than heat

[wide crane]

Power through it

[wide crane]

PREACH

[meager plank]

I do bmx

[red hamlet]

Cold is better than Heat
because it's easier to warm up than to cool down

[wide crane]

I associate heat with good times so

Seasonal depression sucks brah I don't want that

[shut wharf]

you are the first person to create a message on this server (this is great)

[wide crane]

Surely that's not true

[glad oriole]

hello real shadow flower from plants vs zombies garden warfare two

[meager plank]

For my activities I much prefer heat over cold, where I live when it’s cold it usually snows. I play basketball and ride bmx and those are both significantly harder to do in the snow. Also the cold makes my hands harder which makes them more susceptible to getting shredded up

[wide crane]

No this render is from the first game STUPID !! /J

[full robin]

It is true and don’t call them shirley

[meager plank]

Should I try and get a massive wee in this plasma deck run

[glad oriole]

mybad i never played it

[meager plank]

It’s round one and a tiny wee showed up

[wide crane]

that is ok but good guess brah

[wide crane]

uhmm yeh

[plucky tangle]

the weeeeee

[glad oriole]

i have only played gw2

battle for neighborville is a myth and never existed

[meager plank]

The only game I have ever played is flappy bird

God I love mail in rebate

Pls don’t get nerfed

[red hamlet]

it's so getting nerfed

[meager plank]

Nooooo

[fervent summit]

my computer got blue screened when I opened balatro, its been like that for the few pass minutes, not sure what caused it but funny

[stark bluff]

male out rebirth

[wintry patrol]

i think the idea for rebate is the number will just get changed to 4 or 3

[red hamlet]

most likely 3

back to where it was

[meager plank]

My wee grew to 672 before my run ended

[verbal sparrow]

Does anyone know why this doesn't register as a straight flush

Bcuz it still counts as a straight even though it's debuffed

[elfin forge]

queen and jack are debuffed

any bonus effect of card gets taken away

[meager plank]

I assume since the wilds are debuffed they don’t count at all

Since the queen is a diamond it doesn’t count for the flush

You’d need a 10 of spades

(I’m making that last part up I’m unsure)

[verbal sparrow]

Makes sense ty

[wanton steeple]

Been trying to get a wee run

Either I get the wee and never get twos or I convert an entire hand to twos and never see the wee

[red hamlet]

true, actually

[meager plank]

That’s the only part I knew for sure

[meager plank]

I got wee so I made a lot of 2s but I didn’t get good enough mult to go along with the chips

[red hamlet]

with 4 fingers, you only need a flush and a straight for a straight flush

so this works

[meager plank]

Yes that’s why h said they would’ve needed 10 of spades

[wanton steeple]

Far as I can tell you need to get lucky with it early on

[red hamlet]

that's 3 spades

[meager plank]

I don’t know if that was the only possible card or not

[red hamlet]

not 4

[wanton steeple]

To build up the wee

[red hamlet]

any 10 would work
kqj109

[wanton steeple]

If u get it late it's not very useful

[meager plank]

I’m lost does the joker not count as a spade

[red hamlet]

What joker

[meager plank]

I’m tired I meant Jack sorry

[red hamlet]

these are hearts, dawg

they're debuffed

meaning tehy won't count as spades

only hearts

[meager plank]

It’s holographic I can’t tell

[glad oriole]

you can read the card

[meager plank]

I got wee round 1

[red hamlet]

so they need a 10
and can play qj10-9 for a straight
and add the 5 for a flush

[meager plank]

What

[glad oriole]

urm

i thiught it was your game because i didnt backread

lol

[red hamlet]

average cat moment

[wild sentinel]

chat ive a question

[red hamlet]

blud, we got answer

[glad oriole]

mrow

[red hamlet]

[meager plank]

You’ve a answer

[red hamlet]

an*

[meager plank]

My fault

[wild sentinel]

oloh wait im stupid

[red hamlet]

you can ask here

[wild sentinel]

my question is gone

[red hamlet]

doesn't have to be #🕹・game-discussion

lmfao

bye question

[wild sentinel]

yeah i was wondering if TL issues count as game bug but i just noticed theres a localisation forum

[red hamlet]

i love the discord DM wallpapers they're adding

[wild sentinel]

i assume you need to pay to have this

[red hamlet]

rn it's free to some people

probably paid later

[still ermine]

No poor puppy

[red hamlet]

is eepy

[still ermine]

Ah

Yiepeeee

[floral crypt]

would this count as naneinf in og balatro?

[red hamlet]

yeah

[floral crypt]

okay, thanks

[still ermine]

I lost at the final ante..

:<

At the final boss

[wintry patrol]

naneinf is e308

[floral crypt]

thanks

[earnest viper]

Does business card give $4 with 2 oopses?

[oblique hound]

no

just like you can't get the 20 mult from lucky cards 2 times if you have 4+ oops

[quasi cedar]

Anyone have any Naneinf seeds

[shut wharf]

this is where the idea of ​​fire came into being!!!

[uneven edge]

naneinf non seeded 😭

I gave you one last night

and you didn’t even have a pretty common joker unlocked

[quasi cedar]

Man i alr be resetting for gold stake i don't wanna do any unseeded runs 😭

How do i even get that joker

[uneven edge]

bru

how many jokers do you have unlocked

[shut wharf]

Damn, I didn't answer

TwT

[quasi cedar]

13X iirc

Lemme check

136

[finite shadow]

Obelisk deniers are shaking rn. Best joker in the game

I was copying red card (+30) for the whole game just to prove a point

[quick moat]

Ah I see

Such a bad joker

(THIS IS SARCASM)

[royal zenith]

Thoughts on the build :P

[quasi cedar]

Sirkus do u ahhave any tips for gold

[smoky prawn]

balatro

[karmic venture]

I win my first game with the Deck plasma

[finite shadow]

Manage econ

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-cat-niklas-cat-tongue-gif-9842551414196208576

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1362092008478478596/makesweet-lxpvk6.gif

[smoky prawn]

i love when i play balatro and i put big card and i win one billion points

[willow kite]

and cashout for 8 dollars

[smoky prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[smoky prawn]

i can't send an audio otherwise i would've screamed

just kidding i'm in an apartment i don't want to disturb the neighbors

[willow kite]

maybe try screaming so loud i can hear it

[smoky prawn]

where do you live

[willow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300335993752260622/1340780657101770802/glorpShit-4x.gif

[willow kite]

Terra

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you'e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937

[smoky prawn]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/9E361jRpnXjcY2PLA

i mean i found it

[willow kite]

sorry i meant terra with 2 R's

[smoky prawn]

ok give me a minute

[willow kite]

ill give 59 seconds take it or leave it

[smoky prawn]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ydG67mU4xyJs49N4A

you live in a pizzeria in rome????

that's tuff af

[willow kite]

i mean a planet, you dont know that our planet is actual name is terra?

[smoky prawn]

ah oke

i live on jupiter

[willow kite]

well thats not gonna be loud enough

[smoky prawn]

i see

[willow kite]

try using one of our satellites

[smoky prawn]

no

i am going to play balatro

because that's what we do

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/low-iq--100-gif-1975891834031730020

[willow kite]

W move

[smoky prawn]

nevermind i don't have enough money to buy good joker

[willow kite]

Nice... ignore the language

[quiet girder]

Did yall see the tweet

[red hamlet]

the "balatro dev team" one

[quiet girder]

YES

[red hamlet]

bit weirdge

[quiet girder]

My friend sent it to me earlier but I saw the original again

[mellow sphinx]

6 perkeos

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Destroy this man

[swift sail]

yeet

[quiet girder]

To any

Too many

[shrewd juniper]

photochadchadchad

[royal zenith]

Guys i think i needed more scaling jokers

[oblique hound]

huh, flush?

[red hamlet]

is this poly red

[upper solstice]

This guy got 5 perkeos and said

You know what would hit rn

One more perkeo

[upper solstice]

Put your Chad first THEN its photochadchadchad

[shrewd juniper]

its so over

[red hamlet]

should've skipped for voucher to have a chance to get director's cut in shop

[shrewd juniper]

my only hope is to draw the glass 2 i have

[wild sentinel]

oh that was a funny reference

[shrewd juniper]

we're chilling

[royal zenith]

Ye

[red hamlet]

why is it not before constellation

you nerd

[simple pasture]

I have once again lost all my stake progress for no fucking reason on my mobile account

[royal zenith]

Amber acorn and my lazy ass just looking for the x1.5 mults when a hand scores

[simple pasture]

I hate this game

[shrewd juniper]

i legitimately hate this game

[finite shadow]

Man I’m reaaaaally getting tired of this mobile bug where gold sticker progress randomly won’t save after a win

[scenic flame]

There are only TWO Siivagunner Balatro rips! One of the Main Theme, and one Wii Shop rip referencing it!

[atomic heron]

Pretty sure Balatro is just Poker: Gaslight Edition. You're basically at the mercy of RNG but somehow always try to figure out what you did wrong when it fails

@patent belfry You must enjoy toxic relationships 😄 😄

I'm also playting red deck/orange stake so my cynicsm is peaking. Also I chose red deck first to work through the stakes on, and still have 23 Jokers locked. Maybe it is I who loves the toxicity. Guess that's why they call it window pane

Also:

I'll blame myself if I choose the wrong one. It's the first Shop

[red hamlet]

Left one

[atomic heron]

haha eternal crazy and supernova

sold the supernova, opened the right. it got worse

[red hamlet]

w

why would you sell the nova

[vast raft]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[atomic heron]

Cause it's the first shop. I won't see any mult from super nova to keep me alive until Ante 3 unless I farm the hands.

[red hamlet]

It's the first shop.

You only need a big full house, straight or flush to get 300 points

big blind needs 450
you can juice nova's pair or two pair with that

[atomic heron]

Um, first shop isn't until after the 300

[red hamlet]

i know

i'm saying a full house, straight or flush with high value cards gets you 300 points

[atomic heron]

right

this is known

[red hamlet]

so you only need 150/300 for the rest
and you can juice supernova with the 150 left

[atomic heron]

probably

sounds like Chatter talk

now excuse me, eternal Sock just popped up to give me hope on second shop

[hallow mountain]

Balatro University has thoroughly disproved this narrative already btw

[red hamlet]

yeah

bro is at 60+ win streak

[atomic heron]

Y'all take jokes as well as you take your meds

[red hamlet]

I actually take my meds on time 🙂

[atomic heron]

me toooooo

[hallow mountain]

I did forget my meds at home today you got me

[red hamlet]

off to play warhammer

[fresh spruce]

better players get better jokers more often

[slim junco]

Guys off topic but i need fasg answers, a discord server requires you to scan a qr code but when i do it says dont scan another persons qr code i ssupect this will make my account logged in in their devices

[atomic heron]

hell yeah

[red hamlet]

don't do that

[slim junco]

Server is crowded not a small server

[fresh spruce]

my club meets Thursdays

[slim junco]

Do you know what could it be

[red hamlet]

Is it asking you to do it through discord qr scan?

[slim junco]

Yes in the settings

[red hamlet]

Absolutely do not fucking scan it
That'll log you in on their side and they get access to your account

[atomic heron]

Discord has some kind of ID auth now

[slim junco]

Damn

[red hamlet]

frankly this means nothing

[atomic heron]

however yeah, unless it's the actual app sending you the QR code, you will be putting your login info into a phishing site

[fresh spruce]

yea, don't scan it

not worth

[red hamlet]

not just not worth

you're losing your acc

[atomic heron]

Reads username: Maybe not the worst

[fresh spruce]

also trench crusade is stupid fun

[red hamlet]

Would've been the fastest @m0ds from me the moment you send an @everyone with a steam commumity link lmfao

[fresh spruce]

I'm bad at poker

I love fumbling gold stakes

[muted rivet]

thats some skill issues

[atomic heron]

oh shit Trousers on Shop one. Time to put my faith in two pairs and fail again

[red hamlet]

it's total war warhammer 3

I'm doing a funny strat as grand cathay

[atomic heron]

Ever played the old MMO?

[fresh spruce]

gold stake is easy, just do this

[red hamlet]

only warhammer games i played ar total war warhammer 2/3, darktide and space marine 1 and 2

[fresh spruce]

no tabletop?

[red hamlet]

what's her number

[red hamlet]

i'm broke as shit + doesn't sound interesting + i'm gonna buy models to make little dioramas

[fresh spruce]

okay, play trench crusade

[atomic heron]

Check out Warhammer Return of Reckoning

[fresh spruce]

really fun, cheaper and probably better

[atomic heron]

it's free and it's pretty cool if you're into the IP and the style of MMO

[red hamlet]

i'm not really interested in mmos

[atomic heron]

yeah then nm ha

It's that kind of day

[red hamlet]

about to send a 50 cal through a skaven skull

[fathom current]

.

[acoustic flicker]

Hello

[fresh spruce]

<@&1133519078540185692>

God damn

[swift sail]

just call me yeet bigly

[atomic heron]

https://tenor.com/view/yeet-lion-king-simba-rafiki-throw-gif-16194362

[cunning patio]

finallyyyy!!!! gold stake done!!! wahooo

[spice wadi]

which deck

its only fun on plasma tbh

[cunning patio]

ghost

[spice wadi]

it's fucked on every deck that isn't plasma

[atomic heron]

cries in red deck orange stake

[spice wadi]

I got mad I died in purple stake abandoned deck, in ante 8 final round

because the crimson heart disabled my ancient joker

and I was using dusk

[cunning patio]

sad

[spice wadi]

its ok, I always have another attempt

😼

I only beat Gold on plasma because I had 2 souls in one run

[cunning patio]

luckiest man alive

[spice wadi]

which was chicot and triboulet

[spice wadi]

hell no, I lost my 5 star pull in wuwa literally every other time

and im free to play

and its 50/50

[cunning patio]

triboulet my goat

[spice wadi]

and I had bad luck in hollow knight modded bosses, or they are just too bullshit

[cunning patio]

whats a wuwa, sounds like a cat lol

[spice wadi]

Wuthering Waves is the new genshin killer

sorry for ping reply 😦

[cunning patio]

dw

[acoustic flicker]

Chicot with negative can lowkey be the best joker

[cunning patio]

ohhh okie

[acoustic flicker]

My first soul was canio which I got on my second run

Didn't know how to use it and ended up losing lmao

[cunning patio]

sad

[red hamlet]

Yeah man
I can't wait for the next Genshin killer

[spice wadi]

it already exists

lmao

its been out for almost a year

[fresh spruce]

next genshin killer is going to a park

[red hamlet]

Any time something gets called an "X killer"
the think it's "killing" ends up thriving and the "killer" just goes mid

[spice wadi]

it just released on ps5, I started the game in 1.4 which was PC and mobile only

[red hamlet]

First Descendant is the next Destiny killer!!!!

mfw i haven't heard anyone play that in ages

but people still play destiny

[ashen flume]

hiii

i was just wondering if there was somebody willing to help me try to do crazy runs

like

ante 20 crazy runs

i just keep seeing them in youtube and im like "wow thats awesome"

[fresh spruce]

high ante lame

[atomic heron]

Orange stake mid setup lets go

[fresh spruce]

anything past 8 doesn't matter

cause high antes need pretty crazy engines

[ashen flume]

i just see shorts with people who like gain "x2 mult, x2 mult" and it keeps going

i know DNA joker is very important

[shy dove]

balatro university has an endless guide

[fresh spruce]

you're looking at things like photochad, mine steel cards, baron, xmult is good but for high antes nothing else matters and that limits your options a lot

I don't find it super interesting because of that

it's only retriggers and xmult cards, not jokers

[atomic heron]

Update: I died

couldn't get one planet pack to give me Jupiter lol

[fresh spruce]

you lost because you're playing flushes

pair is just the best hand I'm sorry

[atomic heron]

Eternal Droll and smeared dog

I was locked in

[fresh spruce]

droll 😭

you were locked out

[atomic heron]

lol yar

I didn't choose the game, the game chose me

[still ermine]

Guyz

What jokers dont give chips and multiplier?

[shy dove]

a lot

[sly frigate]

yall willing to help me on the balatrodle

too lazy to open balatro and look through the collection

[shy dove]

||red card||

[sly frigate]

i want HELP

not the ANSWER

actually the length of that is help enough thanks

[shy dove]

the game already helps you

[still ermine]

:<

[atomic heron]

Average Balatro player right here

[shy dove]

no its good

like

a lot of the non scoring jokers can be useful for like

making money

[still ermine]

I love money

[shy dove]

or like creating things like tarots

[atomic heron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-money-frito-idiocracy-gif-3480249

[still ermine]

Ew

I like money

[shy dove]

they all work towards an endgame of scoring more

[atomic heron]

Vagabond is fun

[shy dove]

what if i told you tarots are money

[marble yarrow]

i just drank 3 monsters

[atomic heron]

develop your entire deck outside of shop

[gloomy radish]

You guys are nerds

[still ermine]

Money!!

[gloomy radish]

You like a math game

[shy dove]

what if i told you 3 tarot cards can give you money

[still ermine]

I will become thanos

[marble yarrow]

it aint meth

math

[shy dove]

4 of them if you're lucky

[marble yarrow]

its logic

[shy dove]

5 of them if the order is right

6 of them if you get even more lucky

[still ermine]

But I got a hard question, what is the special edition of balatro?

[shy dove]

7 of them if you copy cards that give you money

[marble yarrow]

dead rails

[still ermine]

What

[shy dove]

8 of them if it cuts down your deck and helps you find your money making cards easier

[marble yarrow]

dunno

[still ermine]

How many-

[atomic heron]

It comes with a physical accessory that punches you in the genitals randomly (1 in 4, oops all sixes applies)

[still ermine]

I like suffering

[shy dove]

8 tarot cards can help you make money and i could go even deeper into this if you wanted

[atomic heron]

Get the Deluxe version, has an audio chip that insults your mother while doing it

[shy dove]

🗞️

all of you

[still ermine]

No one touch my mommy pekka

[marble yarrow]

Pipebomb

[still ermine]

My biological Mother yes, but not mommy pekka

/j

[marble yarrow]

walmart joker

the jokers i be grtting

getting

[atomic heron]

💦

[still ermine]

Ok what the hell-

[umbral mirage]

i think the play is photochad

[atomic heron]

I look forward to leveling stakes on a deck that isn't red or black one day

[umbral mirage]

im just going deck by deck

[glad oriole]

nope. oops all sixes.

[atomic heron]

yeah me too. I am on orange stake red right now

[neon mulch]

Just fucking won by 6k

A glass card I made 7 antes before came in clutch

[umbral mirage]

the bafoon pack i opened to get bp had a bloodstone i swear

[atomic heron]

If this discord had free coffee it'd be a support group

[glad oriole]

photochad better tbg

[umbral mirage]

both depend on the level of your hand

[still ermine]

Guys how do I do a royale flush

[red hamlet]

A-K-Q-J-10
all same suit

[still ermine]

I did it but I didnt unlock the joker

I discard it*

[urban shuttle]

Just won my first run ever

[atomic heron]

It only gets easier from here

[light marsh]

bro im so pissed rn I have the craziest unseeded run going with 4 copy joker, mime, baron, and perkeo with a ton of planets

but I cant even play it cause it just crashes

LOL

[sly frigate]

joker idea:
every debuffed card has a 1 in 2 chance to not be debuffed when drawn

[light marsh]

is naneinf even possible on console

[atomic heron]

need keyboard and mouse, makes aiming easier

that's straight from Balatro University

[light marsh]

Hahaha damn console man

[fresh spruce]

what's the keyboard doing

[light marsh]

it makes aiming easier

[atomic heron]

why did I reads that in the "what's the dog doing" voice

[fresh spruce]

keys

of board

I understand the mouse

[quasi cedar]

I got an early trib and finally beat gold stake

[light marsh]

well you see a mouse without a keyboard would be weird

they go hand in hand

[atomic heron]

Literally

[quasi cedar]

Then got a few high scores

[still ermine]

I FINALLY UNLOCK IT

[light marsh]

anyone has tips on how to make my game not crash trynna get naneinf on ps5

I NEED IT

[still ermine]

The second best joker in the game

[sly frigate]

you really don't

[sly frigate]

whar is it

[atomic heron]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/balatrogame/images/e/ef/Joker.png/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20230925003651

[red hamlet]

brainstorm

[sly frigate]

ah

brainstorm was easy to get

[light marsh]

oh you have no idea how badly I need it

[sly frigate]

but it physically pained me

[atomic heron]

I've been playing too long, just tried to discard after opening an arcana pack

[sly frigate]

to get

[sly frigate]

man i do this all the time 😭

if i get distracted for a bit

ill come back

and try to play a hand

how do you guys pronounce balatro
do you pronounce it with the bal sound from ball or the bal sound from balance

[atomic heron]

In ancient Rome, a balatro (/ˈbɑːlɑːtroʊ/ BAH-lah-troh) was a professional jester or buffoon.

bah

[urban shuttle]

I died instantly after so

[atomic heron]

Sorry I meant to type harder but the keys were right next to each other

i've died about 20 times in a row on this stake in the last 24 hours, conservative estimate

[quiet junco]

Double tag rare skip Plus Brainstorm from buffoon pack

[atomic heron]

I was just to bitch about econ

now I can do it with confidence

[real storm]

Definitely ball ah chrow

[atomic heron]

trow

eh that's the same my b

I'm curious in higher stakes when do you decide to pivot from beer to liquor?

[sly frigate]

whar

[atomic heron]

answer, when you get this in the first shop

[neon mulch]

ok dude

[atomic heron]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-wow-meme-surprised-gif-16536672

[red hamlet]

bit of an L on the tags
but W pull

[still ermine]

I dont remember the name

[red hamlet]

brainstorm

told 'em

[still ermine]

My old pfp

[still ermine]

Yea

[light marsh]

99% of tag skippers quit before they hit it big

[atomic heron]

Sell an egg, in this economy?

[still ermine]

Yea

I actually draw it

[atomic heron]

nm i'm rich

died the next round

The Water lol

I drowned

Oh thank god I got this one now

:\

[daring pebble]

can you connect accounts in this game?

[sly frigate]

no :(

thunk needs to add sync between versions

[daring pebble]

ok thanks'

[stable raft]

are we able to discuss mods here?

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general would fit more

[atomic heron]

We have a separate discord to talk poorly about the @dusk plinth

[red hamlet]

poor guy's playing dota and you tag him for no reason

[atomic heron]

yeah I regret that, i'll vent over in the balatromodsareawesome discord

[brittle raptor]

Does anyone here like balatro

[vast raft]

Mad world reference

[amber hedge]

😔

Didn’t realise i relied on all my jokers that much

[atomic heron]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-comfort-therethere-gif-5488113

[ocean cloak]

Is there a different discord for modding

[languid mica]

Whew, gold deck #4 - had to ditch a foil spare pants for verdant leaf, but getting driver's license with 15 enhanced cards already helped

[stoic lark]

Balatro, Balatro niiiiiuuuum (Scoring point noises)

[languid mica]

there's a modding section here, you might have to enable it first in Channels & Roles

[ocean cloak]

Tysm!

[young bolt]

this is maybe the worst picture i have ever seen in my 15 years of life

[quick moat]

Lmao

Futurama is good

[fierce tree]

Tried to get naneinf on mobile

[wild prism]

Guess who got completionst plus

[young bolt]

your mom

[wild prism]

I did :) I’m very proud

[young bolt]

oh so it's not your mom

😦

[uneven edge]

yep

I remember seeing this for the first time

[opaque shard]

Gg

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-cat-maxwell-the-cat-laundry-doing-laundry-gif-9386017078935591047

[wild prism]

:o

[reef mirage]

considered this a win 😂

idk if they intend to fix it or not

[wild prism]

So talented

[fierce tree]

I was so close to ante 39

[young bolt]

somebody please make a mod where wheel of furture never loses

[young bolt]

skill issue

[atomic heron]

Why no completionist++ !?

[wild prism]

I’m working on that

[atomic heron]

that gif was makinmg me feel guilty

[honest void]

are you sure

[lament hollow]

im so hungry I could eat a young thug horse

https://tenor.com/view/young-thug-dont-touch-me-gif-6027982847233943449

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-horse-genius-beautiful-gif-3961863791999148625

[meager plank]

Horses don’t stop they keep going

[still ermine]

Goodnight guys

[lavish anchor]

i found funny when the music just "in the court of the crims-... KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)"

[opaque shard]

You know what I just realized

Balatro has almost as many jokers as there are Pokémon in gen 1

[young bolt]

what is he doin bruh 😂 🤣 ✌️ ❤️

[opaque shard]

Bro think he card sharp

[sly frigate]

yall gonna be lookin at my first black stake win soon

certificate + hologram is fire

just replaced abstract with foil bootstraps

[sly frigate]

😭

[young bolt]

i'm not changing my mind

[pliant delta]

thank you steam 🙏😭

[pliant delta]

fine

[sly frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336185356277518426/1350611392633503794/watermark.gif

WOOO BLUEPRINT

uhh

what do i sell

help :(

[young bolt]

STILL not changing my mind

[sly frigate]

goodbye bootstraps

o7

[young bolt]

yall are losers

[pliant delta]

sell a eternal joker 🤑

[sly frigate]

hehehehehehe

[sly frigate]

did you change your mind though

[half nest]

Sometimes one must cat

[pliant delta]

le cat

[sly frigate]

cat

[pliant delta]

me omw to play a flush with only lucky cards and not get a single trigger

[young bolt]

nah ts is the most beatiful thing i've seen

it's all over the screen now

[pliant delta]

🥶

[sly frigate]

AYO???

[half nest]

We only play 4oak in this household

[pliant delta]

john gambling

[half nest]

[sly frigate]

i got a 4oak in five card draw once

[pliant delta]

shoutout to balatro, the only game where you can stab an egg with a dagger and get a free win

[sly frigate]

fr

[pliant delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348367340651155566/1362859526994526218/image0.gif

changed your mind

[young bolt]

bro nothing will change it

that clickbait was awful

[pliant delta]

lemme see it again

[dusty thistle]

lmao

[sly frigate]

yellow card :)

oh no

verdant leaf

HELP

oh yeah right

certificate

idgaf about endless so

[half nest]

Other times a pivot is necessary

[sly frigate]

wellll

do i NEED to undebuff

no

i do not

i won :)

yaaaay anaglyph deck

blue stake :(

[pliant delta]

there are so many things wrong with this image

[sly frigate]

i hate blue stake already

[pliant delta]

yes

[sly frigate]

am i allowed to make a 9/11 joke in this server

[vast raft]

[sly frigate]

or is that too much

[wind raft]

the lucky cat is the biggest bitch joker in the world

[pliant delta]

"mickey no malware" "downloads 1" the arabic text, steam being wrongly sized

[pliant delta]

that was uncalled for

[wind raft]

like holly hell this thing does not proc like ever it took me like 15 rounds

[sly frigate]

i agree

[wind raft]

for this mofo to get hit ONCE

[pliant delta]

then dont buy it if you dont have a bunch of lucky cards 🥶

[wind raft]

I HAD LIKE 12 OF THEM

[sly frigate]

i hate blue stake already bro

istg

[wind raft]

and like 4 with red seals

actually more

[sly frigate]

not even past ante 1

and its already annoying asf

[wind raft]

it just refused for 2 anties

to hit once

AND itw as gold stakes

[sly frigate]

THANK GOD

wasteful voucher ante 1

im saved

[wind raft]

the joker was rental and i probly lost like 50 coins to it

[sly frigate]

hanging chad too

[young bolt]

correct

[sly frigate]

coins,,,,,

[wind raft]

gold

YOU KWNOT HWATHWIMEAN

[sly frigate]

i need answers

[wind raft]

hmm me too

[half nest]

The king and his many cats

[young bolt]

oh nevermind about the arabic text that's a screenshot i took

[calm cypress]

how dare this stupid banana head show his face

also,

[tropic quail]

Can I have some tips for green stake green deck

[meager nymph]

wow

[serene abyss]

is the position good?

[meager nymph]

put campfire at the end

[serene abyss]

oke

I accidentally sold it

f

[serene abyss]

what about this?

I replaced it with that

[analog bone]

Meow

[coral junco]

what is the best seed for red deck

[sour stag]

that's an entirely subjective statement based on what playstyle you're going for and what you consider "best"

[cunning tendon]

I'm in the middle of a crazy run. What would you guys do? I'm debating on switching out bloodstone or a Chad for brainstorm but I can't decide. Or is the brainstorm bait?

[red hamlet]

Bloodstone for brainstorm if anythin

[cunning tendon]

Yeah it isn't really pulling as much weight but I really wish I had ecto

Why does this happen to me 😭

[coral junco]

as long as i get the win idc

[empty tundra]

Is there any way to start a game with 10 joker slots, or start with "x" pokemon or something llike that?

[red hamlet]

not in vanilla

[empty tundra]

and with mods?

[red hamlet]

debugplus mod lets you spawn stuff

[calm cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/over-9000-dragon-ball-vegeta-gif-2034012538802151908

[wide crane]

Hell guys.

Gello

Hello

[hushed pond]

Didn't know we were in hell

[wide crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hellfire-skeleton-magma-hell-inferno-gif-13228999402859807274

Ahhhh owwwweeee mommyyyyy help meeeee it's so hottttt

[wary sigil]

chat

hello

[magic swan]

can this run be saved

i skipped madness

[dark badger]

Why is the score 30 from 1 hand with baron and photograph?

[keen flint]

I assume they played a single king, while having none in hand

since dna seemingly procced

And high card is 5x1, so with the mult and chips would be 15x2

[worldly basin]

Put photo on the most left

[dark badger]

If dna procc’d, it would’ve activated the cloned king via baron wouldn’t it?

[keen flint]

…good point

I’m

I’m gonna chalk that up to it being a Roblox port

[dark badger]

Honestly probably is

[wide crane]

No

[cedar glade]

sick run on the Rich Get Richer challenge

couldve been a naneinf on plasma deck

[magic swan]

did a little bit of deckfixing

[brittle raptor]

Imagine there was a joker that gave +4 mult

[cedar glade]

my old high score was like e14 LOL

I want to do an unseeded naneinf so bad 💔

[quartz rune]

Bought balatro on three different devices already

It’s peak

[vernal sedge]

greetings

[abstract parcel]

Greetings.

[vernal sedge]

mred

meh im bored

slot machines not mentioned

[fleet spindle]

Reminds me
whenever the beta for the 2025 update is out
I'd be down to help test
even if testing just means
playing the game n whatnot

[abstract parcel]

Whoo, finally did it. Goodbye Black Deck, hope I never see you anytime soon.

[tardy cloud]

What happens if you try to copy something like the Stone card ?

Does it give you an extra one ?

[livid berry]

If you copy a stone card, it gives you another stone card, with the same underlying card as the original

This is either going to be easy or impossible

Well, I one shot it

[blissful yarrow]

what is that goofy ah roblox balatro ripoff 😭

[muted belfry]

Hi, are the new names for the collab cards an April fools joke or what? (I don’t play since a while)

[last gorge]

i dont want to choose one help

[marsh sapphire]

bah

[last gorge]

Rio Grande do Sul once said:

[marsh sapphire]

KKKKKK, andei percebendo, tem muito Brasileiro por aqui

[opal fog]

deck?

[last gorge]

red

[opal fog]

idk

[last gorge]

took the photo

[wanton steeple]

Baron only good late game get photo and hope for hanging chad

[last gorge]

thats what i have so far

[safe ledge]

MY FRIEND JUST BOUGHT ME BALATRO

[quaint blaze]

Oh right. This exists. Ngl I only play this when I have no cell data lol

[umbral hazel]

ɓuᴉʅʞuoꓩ ɯˌI

[upper solstice]

Kiss this friend

Thats like top 1 gifts oat

[safe ledge]

first run got a negative joker naturally in shop but lost ante 5 💔

run 2 used my first wheel of fortune and got a holo mime

[upper solstice]

Goat

[finite shadow]

Mime>

[upper solstice]

Always take 8 ball🙏🏿 just a tip from me😼

[finite shadow]

8 ball can actually be a good joker

[scarlet coral]

no

[finite shadow]

Yes

[scarlet coral]

unless u do shit ton of deck building

[finite shadow]

Noo

[scarlet coral]

bro

[finite shadow]

In circumstances where one hand will beat a blind, and you have open joker slots, just play an 8 and it’s a 50/50 for a free tarot

But that’s why I said can

Not is

[scarlet coral]

you need to find a card that you start with 4 of, even then you have A chance

honestly

[finite shadow]

It has potential, surface level and by itself it’s a trash joker

That’s all I’m sayin

[scarlet coral]

same

[finite shadow]

[iron fulcrum]

i thought it was a 25% chance

[finite shadow]

Is it a 1/4?

Oh yeah

Still

[iron fulcrum]

Thats pretty bad

(wheel of fortune)

[scarlet coral]

wheel of fortune?

more like wheel of bullshit

[finite shadow]

My main point is there’s a lot of things that can really benefit you when you force builds that are perfectly fine with less than 5 jokers

I had two nines and six diamonds btw, they weren’t doing much to fuel the bull

[upper solstice]

Are you sure this your first time playing😭 the builds lowk fire

Shoot the moon might have to go 💔

[finite shadow]

What

My whole deck was red seal queens

And lvl 20 high card

[finite shadow]

Its not my first time playing

[north fern]

once in a blue moon run but i get rid of burglar here for now right?

[finite shadow]

For now yes, and then you’ll need it again after ante 24

[red hamlet]

poor shadowbulb

lost his joker role

[finite shadow]

How many ectos did you use? @north fern

[north fern]

only 1

this seed is goated

[finite shadow]

Nooo why

[red hamlet]

asked for it lmfao

[upper solstice]

Wait i thought the other guy was the guy who got gifted jt

Im dumb and stupid thats my bad

[finite shadow]

Bet. Yeah. You don’t need burglar anymore. How are your vouchers?

[scarlet coral]

is joker role like being a grandmaster but balatro

[upper solstice]

That sounded emo I forgot saying this wss an inside joke

W me and my friends

[finite shadow]

And are you still gold kings btw?

[upper solstice]

My fault

[finite shadow]

You’re good lol didn’t think anything of it

[north fern]

im missing palette and retcon but it's "OK"

[north fern]

yea im still gold kings. i just got dna and im mega poor

[finite shadow]

Wait then wtf were you doing with burglar in the first place? I assumed you were spinning to serpent each time. You don’t need burglars until ante 25 for naninf

[finite shadow]

You need either nacho tong OR palette. Palette is preferred cuz you can do it ante 25, but nacho tong you need to wait until ante 26

[north fern]

money. it was so dry earlier in terms of getting devil and deja vu

and 0 econ jokers lol

[finite shadow]

Been there

I mean that’s what the gold kings are for

[north fern]

right after endless the negatives just started popping out of nowhere

[finite shadow]

Lmao that’s funny

[finite shadow]

Feel free to ping me if you need help or questions or whatever

[north fern]

welp speak of the devil

[finite shadow]

Money

I’d start making steel now

What’re you scoring rn, e50 something?

[north fern]

e64 was my highest earlier with only 2 steels

[upper solstice]

My highest was e51 and it was with an idol run

Then the stupid ass thing hit thr ONE 5 of spades I had

[finite shadow]

Good, but pretty sure ante 20 is high 60s like 68, so yeah you can start making steel and can survive with a mix of both for now

In that unknown stage when you’re still trying to bank econ, I like to bring a combination of a death fool chariot just in case you don’t clear

[north fern]

well ill see if this seed gives me retcon first

if it doesnt then naneinf is dead

[finite shadow]

Yeah true. You do need that

But if you do get it, you sell DNA for burglar when it’s naneinf time

[livid berry]

Money

[scarlet coral]

whats in this missing slot?

[red hamlet]

Aura

i think

no wait
it'd be a seal one
Talisman

[north fern]

cryptid

[red hamlet]

nevermind

[red hamlet]

why are they so jumbled

[scarlet coral]

tysm

[wanton steeple]

Cryptic is what u want it makes a few copies of a card in ur hand

[red hamlet]

2 copies of the selected card

[north fern]

nice

now i just pray that i actually find burglar

[worthy swan]

glgl

[north fern]

i'll share the seed later

[static stratus]

the classroom build

[upper solstice]

Wait till this guy gets a diamond or a heart in his class

[upbeat crow]

is there a modding server? (or channel i somehow didnt notice)

oh wait

discord hid them

i hate the fact that discord can hide channels

[north fern]

THAT'S INSANE LOL. FIRST SHOP BURGLAR ANTE 24

wait fuck i think i just messed up

[serene abyss]

am i cooking

[north fern]

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY CRAZY

THE RUN IS SUDDENLY ALIVE AGAIN

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[boreal tide]

how do i play this

[agile pawn]

take the stencil and focus on planets

[boreal tide]

i was thinking that too

what hand should i focus on tho?

im thinking flush

[upper solstice]

Always take the anhk

Dojt be afraid to take an econ joker or something

[north fern]

welp ggs. no burglar

[upper solstice]

Thought you said you got one?😭

[tacit sage]

I'm a tad late, but you could try a desperate boss reroll into the serpent?

[ionic osprey]

wtf

[tacit sage]

...How does one even make a build like this???

[north fern]

yea i did get burglar but like im stupid because i shouldve rerolled for the burglar the ante before 24

i forgot 24 was a boss ante

[ivory fern]

Found this while scrolling on roblox isn't this blatant copywrite infringement

[upper solstice]

Yea thunk said someone was trying to get it taken down i think

[gritty delta]

played it. It honestly SUCKS

Tried getting it taken down

[agile pawn]

"balarox" 😭

[safe ledge]

i think i did alright for my first 2 hours of the game

im proud of myself (i havent made it past ante 5)

[amber hedge]

It’s rather normal, I’m also new, and the game only clicked for me today

But once I get the hang of it I’m starting to win

like this :3

3 x-mult 🤔😳

[spice plinth]

first w on purple stake

feels good

[hollow bone]

is there a way to link a phone account with a steam/pc account

[spice plinth]

i don't think so

[steel sand]

you shouldve discarded that royal flush :)

[steel nimbus]

plasma

[steel nimbus]

10000 fire ants

[lost kindle]

wow.

[steel nimbus]

YIKES

noooo

[exotic siren]

someone help

misprint or walkie talkie

[steel nimbus]

walkie talkie

[exotic siren]

alr

damn localthunk is online

sup thunk

[vast nebula]

Rich joker combo lmao

[exotic siren]

damn

[vast nebula]

Unseeded btw, and i got this on first ante 1 ehe

[vast nebula]

Yea pretty lucky seed

[steel nimbus]

NICE

[stark heath]

tribbed out of my mind

[vast nebula]

Ayo ×16 mult per king/queen card played💀

Was that unseeded? That's so crazy

[steel nimbus]

WOA

thats peak tbh

[stark heath]

my first e run!!!

[steel nimbus]

holy crow

thats like absurd for an first e run

mine jusit just used ancient joker i think

hang on i have it somewhere here

[vast nebula]

Now that's goated

[steel nimbus]

this one i guess

first e run

wait

idk

[vast nebula]

That's cool, cuz it's pretty hard to score e with ancient joker

[steel nimbus]

its not that bad

[stark heath]

crazy how i got this good of a run with an eternal spare trousers

its doing nothing

[vast nebula]

Damn, crazy combo, but i think it would be better if brainstorm copied the "retigger face card" Abillity
Cuz for each 1 card, it would be ×1.5 4 times, instead of ×1.5 3 times

Well unless if you don't have that many face card :v

[steel nimbus]

its 6 triggers for the first card, 9 if its a face card. assuming 2 face cards its like 12. and then like 18 for normal

idk

[vast nebula]

Doing challenge basically kekw

[vast nebula]

Wait

[vernal sedge]

uhhh

slot machines not mentioned, convo boring

[steel nimbus]

math is hard

[stark heath]

slot machine

[vast nebula]

Agree, but yea we can't escape math

Anyway

[vernal sedge]

I am so enganged in this conversation now

[vast nebula]

Did yall confuse by this? Sorry if im bad at English

[patent bolt]

i just got a build so strong it crashed talisman😭

[vernal sedge]

your english was spot on there, but the word "copy" would have been "copied" in that context

[vast nebula]

Alright! Thanks for the help

[vernal sedge]

You are always welcome 🙏

[vast nebula]

Yoo nice