#🎙・server-chat
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Not gonna lie I thought you had two sets of spades for a second
balatro is cool
i agree
like this text if you agree
I'm so used to the high contrast cards
i'm gonna do the balatrodle for today
when localthunk add balatro marketplace for console and mobile users to buy balatro addons mods
I loved this scene so much lmao
Naw then
idk where its from, i stole the gif from someone...
it's from Severance
name jokers that are || $5 and uncommon and not economy || <- balatrodle spoilers
Plus when u reroll in the shop u can see more planets
i only know minecraft movie
It's gotta be Chaos Theory
one time i was playing balatro and i won and i was like hey i like this game so i played another game and i lost because gros michael died

Gros Michael
balatro marketplace when
Triboulet
gros is common
imagine balatro marketplace where you can buy balatro addons with balatrocoins for mobile and console players
everything is balatro, life is balatro
oooooh the ability is other
balifetro
hmmm
balatro but if i lose i DIE
this is hard
i want to play cryptid, paperback mod, jens almanac, Pokémon mod but my laptop is not good 🥲
"life is like a Gros Michel, it's only good until it dies and becomes something stronger"
my luck is finaly back
balatro speedrun but there is a demon core in my room
where, nah joking
oh my god i just found a photograph
wait should i blueprint the chad or the photograph
i like how each rarity has its joker combo common: photochad, uncommon: vamp midas mask, rare: baron mime and i guess legendary perkeo triboulet
hanged man my beloved
photo for scoring, but if you dont need that much then if you have lucky card or any other econ thingy then copy the chad
okay thanks
RECYCLOMANCYYY
what
now surely its poly's turn
What should i sell for the flower pot so far im just abusing straights
NOOOO
i have no room for michel
:(
arrowhead joined the party
bruh
this game wants me to switch to clubs deck
it gave me foil gluttonous joker
then when i didn't buy it
no banana?????
gave me POLY GLUTTONOUS JOKER
ikik but
i needed arrowhead this time
last run i got a michel
died first round
never got cavendish
Hi
are modded balatro screenshots allowed here?
Anyone got suggestions for a decent laptop, not necessarily full on gaming laptop but a good PC that would b able to handle some steam games and shit. My 2013 MacBook can't even handle GeoGuessr 💀
And less than like 800
game gave up trying to calculate it
you could look at refurbished laptops
shiny rocks
i picked a shiny rock bc i need to discover stone jonkler
if i got a bp/brainstorm what would i use it for
Photo
Bp doesn't copy the enhancements
yea but what would i replace with bp/bs
But the honest answer is photo oddly enough
Um
ante 10 is gonna cook me if i dont get a bp/bs
Man probably hologram if ur running enough spades
Hi
Take a hike
FUCK BLACK DECK
wouldn't photo be better than hologram
its only at 8.75
i may need to switch to flush house instead of flush
Take out hologram in saying
this looks laggy even if it's just a picture
Copy photo
If you out that into a calculator the difference is like orders or magnitude
Much more than copying Chad
fuck this deck
only because i was greedy and put my blueprint next to business card 😭
i hate blue deck because of it
Take a hike
good job showman
holy shit
"thank you showman" we all say in unison
Two bananas
for the next blind
Now you have a double barrel
which one am i missing?
Secret
more banan = better
pleaase say it
i will get banana and 2 brainstorms and keep showman because he is working very hard
Earth:2
ooh okay flush house
flush house
Yippee
fwush house
how does this look
it only counts it as a flush if there's not a four of a kind in it for some reason
It defaults to the “better” hand
FLSUH IS BETER
So!!!
ITS LEVEL 10
Better in like a poker hand sense not level lol
not reading the words there made me lose a run
I dunno how to reach out to game devs but I dont wanna be that guy
bc i didn't realize it thought 4oak
how is that a 4oak
ikr
I got gold stake black deck but the game didnt register it
Man after playing on gold stake for so long. Lower difficulties are so much easier lol
make it default to whichever hand has higher mult and chip values

painted deck unlocked
I could say this outloud because I think it's a unique idea enough to break pretentiousness.. and say
black stake time
Connect 4 Balatro
i think a good legendary joker idea
would be
see 1 shop into the future
or just
see 2 jokers, 2 tarot cards, and 2 spectral cards into the future
Thanks verdant leaf for allowing me to have this
wish it was Seance coming from Judgement for this tbh
how does this help you in any way
white stake gave you 3 negative copies of oops all 6s
or maybe gold stake did i think
ok maybe more than 2 but like you would KNOW what was ahead
mmm yes makes much sense
localthunk you should add this
gold stake makes sense cus glass but like
for april fools update
ok so what if you do, now what?
regardless if the future is to your favor or not, the next reroll, the next pack you open will be those things
theres nothing you can do to change it
blue stake i think was changed to -1 hand instead of discards or something?? i don't remember fully at all
idk
anyways i gtg for a bit
bye
gl
gbye
the other stakes weren't changed
Oops! All Jimbos
quick question, does modding balatro disable steam achievments? i only use mods that are QOL and i didnt get the gold stake achievment
it disables them but you can turn them back on
great!
there's a check box
lemme check
i found in steamodded and i assume you're also using it but i don't know
Did I die
i found a reddit thread about my question
yes, just wait in line
mime doesnt affect observatory right
I'M JONKLING
are these two separate instances or did you send it twice on accident
My name is Jokers
localthunks ena oc
fire
jonker
I lost this run but on the good note check out that sexy joker symmetry
What the fuck
can't consider that lost. ante 39 with idol takes 15 jokers
Xocnregaltmsjaktions!!!! (That’s how you spell it)
GGs
Gg
Guys I found the new use for negative tags (this is actually a natural negative but whatever)
accident
Revolutionary. Nobody has ever done this
I've taken the joker for funny but I didn't know it could be that revolutionary
We need to share this to other people now. /j ig
And give attention
Symmetry AND optimal copying? Good work

oh skibidi my skibidi
Palu my
goat
No
Thank
Showman gave me a shit ton of idols
-# 
...? You lost?
Yea
I needed another joker to go further and antimatter never showed up
Oh true. That build only would have worked with antimatter.
W
Theoretically could I use smeared joker to easily unlock onyx agate?
My fav jimbo ❤️
why are cats just like that anyways? is it an alien???
cats were humans before

Yeah, it does absolutely nothing when you don't have any other jokers
w
as a cat i can confirm
isaac we love you
(:
oh well
i wasnt gonna use them anyway
why is the egg joker (gains 3 dollars sell value at the end of round) playing nubby’s number factory
Guys I just went to a construction site
WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME BLUEPRINTS ARE REAL
WAIT WHAT???
THEY ARE
Everywhere I go...
I DIDNT KNOW THAT
Guys, did you know that they made like, they sell michael? in like,. grocery stores?????
That can't be true... I thought they were extinct
Uh...
it's crazy.......
Those are not Gros Michel's bruh
Honestly your head is so brainrotted
Use logic!
They're obviously Cavendishes!
Anyways guys I just watched this thing called Batman and you'll NEVER GUESS WHO THE MAIN VILLAIN IS
Terrible joker idea: Misprint+
Gives random between 0-e309 +mult
Uh hi everyone! I apologize for interrupting but just wanted to say hi! i'm new here : )
Guys look it's Orlando Bloom
:0
20% chance to give 0-e309 +mult
40% chance to get 15$
15% chance to do nothing
5% chance to dox yourself in balatro off-topic
I can't believe it, it's the guy that played Hawkeye from Lord of the Rings
Balatro doesn't know that my secret identity is a fox
a
When are we gonna get a Lego Balatro
damn
Lego Balatro would be hella cool
when are they gonna make balatro real... 😔 ,,,.,.,.
Balatro the movie
Just go to Vegas with a banana bruh
If we get Lego Balatro i can buy it, i got money to spare >:3
They should do balatro x monopoly board game
It's basically the same thing
Holy crap
I am the noise
My name is Edwin
Wtf is the mimic
Oh your name is actually Edwin
No it's not-
unless you are doing golden needle challenge
there were no other good xmults
i died to amber acorn anyways 💔
whats ur x mult on throwback
What is golden needle again
i think thats what its called
my run just ended but i think it was x6
gg
it was fun made it to ante 13 at least
Hey guys, so many days trying to win, and today I only used the highest card and won
the challenge where every round is only one hand
congrats
Congrat's!! <3
Thanks!
solid
Actual final challenge, you start with 0 cards
i havent gotten a legendary in prob over 100 runs
NOT AGAIN I HATE THIS GAME
Yellow deck may have a point
F
Do you want me to continue in that game?
up to you
well that shouldn't happen
well the chicot made up of it
I can't do this anymore. Black deck situation is crazy.
im really sad now
if this wasnt black deck i could afford this
wow
this seed is amazing
which one u takin🤨
bloodstone
i took a sun earlier so it marginally is better than constellation as of now
black deck gives you no money to spare so i cant afford constellation rn
i need mult fast though
and thus his prayers were answered
nvm i lsot because black deck sucks
mostly the lack of money
well
to be faie
baron and bloodstone are the ones that suck
especially together
:P
maybe the lack of money shouldnt have been spent on baron and bloodstone
what should i have spent it on
chips and mult
need the seed to answer that
so should i have taken swash here
it's not a deck specific tip but
potentially
ive already gold staked both abandoned deck and analglyph
why did you buy baron
yea
this tbh
like at all
shop 1 joker pack
it was either baron or some eternal common
should've taken the eternal common
what eternal common
i already forgor
eternal common joker
we'll just assume rebate then 🙂
🤷♂️ it is what it is
ill go gambling again later
because honestly a lot of commons are great early, and worth taking even if eternal
also why didn't you buy the flush joker here lmfao
"if this wasn't black deck i could afford it"
If this was any deck
you're dead there
tunnel visioned on the invisible joker probably
the flush joker's a flush joker
but the arcana pack, it could be anything
it could even be a judgement in there
:clueless:
see, this is why balatro uni has a 60 win streak
and you're losing on black deck
don't gamba
yea and the judgement could be droll joker holy moly
i came for advice not for bragging but ty
take the consistently decent joker
i wouldnt call it bragging if its about another person
the more you gamba
the mroe likely your'e gonna get fucked over
the possiblities is endless
and the more likely you're gonna complain about it
no it isnt, there are only 145 jokers that can come out of judgement
black deck early: you take econ always. you take enough mult for a hand you can make to not lose
which is a lot!!! but jot endless
of course when i get econ i get it
ive had runs that've come close
bit sad i threw this pretty good seed away is all but it is what it is
ill send the seed if you wanna try it
x3 editions
it could be any of the 435 jokers...
im sorry but i dont think baron alone makes a good seed
the droll joker is just a droll joker
baron into invisible into constellation/bloodstone ante 1-2 has to be good if you play on like yellow deck
ill send it anyways 🤷
a joker with an edition is still the same joker, just with an edition
take droll joker - survive - maybe even win
take baron into invis into constellation - die anyways because it's all xmult and you have no deck fixing done at all
maybe it has potential with routing but still not super likely
IMNTFIQX
doubt there's routing where you want baron that early anyway
and then you die
don't wanna die
stop gambling
like bloodstone is unreliable const is a money sink
if you're gonna gamble
don't complain that the deck is bad
trye
black deck sucks but also you did this
okay then i wont thanks
i mean truth be told
with enough skill and decent luck you can beat black deck on gold stake without jokers
bloodstone in general is bad
Why didnt u pick costellation pluh
black deck = no money
it didn't matter what they pick there
they're dead anyways
no money to fuel the mult that early
you still get money
I'm playing balatro while I'm doing cardio at the gym, and they're giving me weird looks. What do I do?
sixth sense gold sticker yay
that earkly in the game no
take swash (generally don't buy packs until you're at interest cap), there's a holo egg ante 3
but yea early contellation is not a big help
yiu still get some money
like i'm ngl
in fact its only a little less than other decks
that baron was a giga throw
you're not gonna believe what i just got on my next run
the problem is that black deck has a much harder time getting the snowball rolling
baron's back on the menu
he’s not that good, trust me
delayed grati
baron
bro is not going to make any use of hte delayed grati hoping to get all the kings
when you see baron dont just automatically take it
How...
glass?
i used a wraith while i had $0
so it was basically free
yup
yuuuup
baron is just bad thouth
what were the other options in the spec
or option
How did u get 4 of a kind to that lvl

how much is baron sell tbh i would sell for interest- LOL?
blue seals
trance, medium
Only that..?
deja vu and immolate are not the only spectrals be fr
are both better than deja vu
yup
all the seals are good
buuut also orobably better than wraith
Did u use some vouchers?
tarot merchant ig
better than wraith imo
okay
see you in like 10-15 mins
meow
🐈
That's insane
is it time?
idk what time but even your blueprint and brainstorms out, 2 brainstorms on mime and 2 blueprints on baron I think is more optimal
Hey! No
Am I wrong?
Yes
Please explain it to me :3
Okie
(if you want to)
well no
Incoming novel
I'm assuming you just came out of the round and they're on mime to copy post-score gold procs
active scoring and after-scoring effects trigger on two completely separate things. I st8ill have a few gold kings in hand, and the mime triggers after scoring- seperately. So I order my jokers for max scoring, 3 on baron and 1 on mime, and then before scoirng ends move all to mime to get max money
yeah so don't say they're wrong lmfao
well optimal copying is 3 baron 1 mime
actually 3 baron 1 mime is the same as 2 baron 2 mime on red steel kings
Ermmm
Ahhh, I see, smart
if they're gold then yeah
3 baron 1 mime is better
Yeah lyn is right and you are also right my mistake!!!
all good :3

I just have naturally always done 3 and one so I dont have to worry about shift to steel
@red hamlet i can't remnember do I 100% need palette? or am I fine with nacho tong
Ive never not had palette this late
brush takes you from e21 to e23
palette takes you from e23 to e26
huhhh
nachos won't help in any way this much
I'm talking solely for naneinf
yeah
ah
cuz I'm scoring e70
mostly steel cuz I hit 3k
and its ante 23
and a death and fool
I just cant remember if its 44 kings or 45
44
sweet
True
thats what I thought
(technically you need less cause 4 copy jokers)
More hands to play in the serpent
Yeah
U going naneinf ante 39?
hmm
For the hand size glitch
I wasn't considering the hand size glitch tbh
Or maybe
but yeah that too would work
Even the bean in crimson heart
that too yeah
BU has a whole series about doing ante 39 without legendaries
goodbye scholar
Serpent and burglar i assume
But I have 37 aces
so true, I havent watched this yet
what's holo at
yeah but fib
fib will give all the base mult youll need
NO LMFAO
true
I’m selling dna
I already won, that’s what’s important
chat, are you a undead burglar?
with blueprint you get 0.5x scaling per played single ace
becuase you make 2 copies
selling fib is the correct play
Okay
Jojo sbr
lmfao
bu is peakjimbo
Amazing
he's just a silly guy
I need to attempt naneinf ante39
Ah well
My hologram reached 10x Mult
Most of my scoring was coming from red seal holo ace of hearts
is the idea here you just skip every blind and reroll for serpent after a certain point or something
idk, i just skipped around and it seems like it yeah
i love stencil, got these jokers on like ante 2 and didnt change them for the rest of the run
lv 26 full house but shhhhh pretend its all stencil
BALATREATE
You ever start writing whatever in chat until you realize you don't actually have anything to say
yeah but then i just
Tragic
Good point
nuh uh, wee would pull an ant man
the bad credit score would omni man you
Just use it wisely
one of my best runs so far
And boom
also how do you lose to a campfire
Can’t hurt you
fire is hot
i love this deck
Idk what’s in there dude
Negative Chaos the clown
And fire is hot
Nah dude
I’m telling you there’s something sinister there
yeah, me
i think i could beat the adn

nah cause it changes and suddenly you got cancer
Also notice how both retriggers are on madness
too strong :/
damn
The serp
must wait till 25
yeah wont get enough before winning
Even with the bad retriggers?
e64 with just throwing shit at hte wall, yeah lmfao
retriggers are worst possible position yeah
only 800 to get another dna damn
Idk wtf I was thinking you have to wait until after 24
brain idioted
w
guys
It was still not as good as another run I had a while back
I made dulce de leche donuts a while back when my grandma came to our house
They were tasty
I'd like to do donuts again
I like baking quite a bit
Just broke my first cavendish
banger
The profecy has been fulfilled
THIS IS THE FIRST SHOP AFTER IT BROKE
My economic vision is mail in rebate
Good idea
It would be really funny if cavendish wasn't able to show up again after it broke tho
Goldfinger
yipee
With luchador done, now the only useless* joker left to sticker is Mr. Bones
i would not frown at a negative mr bones though lmao
I would
Vagabond, throwback, & flower pot are the last 3 that I think will be annoying to get
just get a good build that doesn't need the 5th joker 
I got flower pot with a straight build on painted I remember
but yellow deck is just so much money
erratic goes hard
Fr
i have never seen someone blueprint brainstorm
only the opposite
i didnt even think of that
They're a couple though, why would I come between their love
true
Vagabond is broken
The problem with vagabond is once you get your deck fixing, it really just gives you $1 per hand played
And its unlikely to come up early enough that you're willing to get rid of your current econ for it
Hi guys should i copy here hanging chad or sock? idk
is it a glass card
if its glass its chad
sock is just a 1x retrigger per card, so its only better if you have like 3+ face cards in played hand
God bless balatro calculator
Fun fact: there is only one joker that can always appear in the shop, ignoring luck
jimbo
jimb
o
which one is better for money, mail in rebate or to the moon
mail in with a lil' deck fix
depends on your deckfixing
to the moon is gonna be more consistent
Holy a 400 Elo how did you do that ur so good:o
is this server here okay to chat about balatro mods?
Yea in #⚙・modding-general
oh thank you
Oh mb
#1209506514763522108 is for posting mods and shti
Wrong link lol
negative jimbo along for the ride
he getting jombo'd
Ayy hes apart of the nane inf he gave you 4 mult
baron, burglar, negative blueprint, mime, positive blueprint, and the 2 brainstorms think they're part of the team XD
XD
Hi
Yaloha
chat
or rather, fellow gamers
my mother is very interested in solitare
should I show her balatro?
because she will be playing balatro
yuuuuuuup
chat are we cook?
why would you give up a joker slot!!!
it's painted deck
but idk why you took 2 space jokers lmfao
my straight level is lvl 40. but, i dont have straight
YOU HAVE NO REAL JOKERS AND YOU WILL DIE AT ANTE 8
YOU HAVE NO REAL JOKERS AND YOU WILL DIE AT ANTE 8
you will never have a joker! Ever!
level 30+ straight, 4oaK or better is enough to beat ante 8
which one should i remove, im trying to get inviseble joker so i dont want 5
Why tf would you level straight of all hands 😭
cause he was playing straights
Probably but I was just referencing this
he has no jokers he could just play something else
he's got flash card and runner who is probably juiced
ur right i didnt see runner
he's also on painted so bigger hand so a bit easier to go for 5 card hands
was focused on the 2 space jokers
straight is really powerful, and not joker reliant
the problem is accidentally draw a straight flush,
now i dont havea straight.
whoohoo, finally unlocked invis joker
yay
too close
bro I just did painted deck 😭
😭
highkey weird
525 chip runner, nice
Can't wait for the rework
thinking of asking a girl out next week on saturday and I was thinking what better way than to give her a tarot card of lovers
but from balatro
show her your lego
should I try making one myself (won’t be good) or is there somewhere I could get it
oh, i was just saying what worked for me
when she first came over i was super nervous
and i just showed her my lego
cause i'm autistic
worked like a charm, 2 years going
how to get?
There's a deck in Balatro that gives -1 joker slot for +2 hand size
painted is aight
It's not necessary to unlock invis, unless you keep forgetting you're trying to unlock invis and buy the 5th joker on accident
did it first try on white checkered 
yea me too
yes real
ye
ye
like doesnt even have to be painted despite painted being a goated deck
nah i think I wanna do it cus it’s cool and special possibly
or do something themed about it
i'd try making your own then
since she’s watched me play balala and she alwyas sees it
alr
more effort than buying one
true
I will get a very small paintbrush and do It on a playing card
smart
(won’t be able to do that)
wait
I should make it out of lego
so smart
pretty sure there's some lego software that lets you just build using legos and then get a part list to order
Is there any way to connect my mobike account to my phone account
yes
uh
you mean pc to mobile?
Yh
I said mobile twice im silly
my dumbass went for a k-9 straight after playing 4oak queens
each pixel = 1x1 stud
gigantor card
What as in future?
yea
Coolio
Bought game pass today so was playing it on pc on that
Now im addicted so i bought it on mobile too
I just did that earlier today lmao 😭 foil too
my luck today is wild
yeah from my eye guess it looks around 142x190
i got ANOTHER soul
Quick question, is localthunk usually fine with DMs or do they prefer like email or something?
Does anyone know how to fix betmma Voucher mod crash? I purchase interest voucher and after i win i crash because of it...
#⚙・modding-general might know
probably email since it’s in his bio
Sorry, i didn't see that section ty!
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🤌 pizza de pasta
I didn't see that lol, thanks
also it belongs in a #1209506514763522108 thread
oh sorry i didn't know that, my mistake
all gucci
balala jewellery
its alright sometimes
obv less hands is not fun but going back can give you more time to scale, more time to find jokers, more time to make money, and sometimes even survival
Yo guys, girls, and gamers >:3
I have made the first balatro bingosync board >:3
is there a way to look at an old win to find the seed?
Can u ss some photos in game
if i have a good run i always take a screenshot on the win screen just in case i want the seed later
Lmao love it already
Sorry, this is the right video
🔥
Sei italiano?
Si
Ma come ti è venuto in mente di fare sta texture pack lol
Non chiedermi perché, mi ci sono messo per puro cazzeggio e per meme
should I get balatro on steam even though I already have it on switch
Mettici checco zalone
🤑 🤑 🤑
Best texture pack EVER
Vabene
Di dove sei tu?
Grazie a questa texture pack avrò la voglia di platinare balatro
Sud
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Stessa cosa io più o meno
Daje qualche volta giochiamo in pvp
Con questa bellissima texture pack
Huh
People speaking Italian on balatro server before Silksong?
I speak hamburger and M4
Imagine speaking Mamamia language, couldn't be me
(pov sono italiano pure io)/(pov im italian too)
Tho probably it's best to stick to English since this is an English server
Start now it's gonna take a while
I was bad too then I git gud'ed
honestly my 3d space awareness sucks I can't ever
Bebadadabadop
im not sure what makes me lose my mind more, the knicks or trying to get c++ on balatro
Huh
Honestly I have no clue what either of those is
completionist++
What makes me lose my mind more is my daily dose of plutonium
getting a gold sticker on every joker
aka beating gold stake with every joker
as for the knicks
theyre a basketball team
Ye I know the achievement, it just didn't click lol
What language was Balatro programmed in



