what would that do
#šć»server-chat
swift trellis
xmult order doesnt matter as long as +mult is in front
and chips order never matters
fiery yew
jimbo whenever i win the plant instead of rage quiting
lost kindle
jiggly ahh legs
finite shadow
POGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
rare yew
141/150 goldies
finite shadow
141/150 goldies
making crazy progress
almost like you have some type of competitive edge?
rare yew
I got 5 in my last run somehow
deft bolt
Oh hey localthunk
bold lake
hi
mortal gust
Hi
deft bolt
I think I mightāve set the unseeded vanilla scoring WR
finite shadow
Damn
finite shadow
I think I mightāve set the unseeded vanilla scoring WR
What was it
deft bolt
1.33e31761
finite shadow
Was it just a lot of cryptids
deft bolt
I did use the bean exploit so it is a glitched run but I meannnn
real fern
Still is very very high score unseeded
finite shadow
are you sure the calculations are right tho thats like naneinf^4
deft bolt
Was it just a lot of cryptids
Crimson bean exploit let me also use 8 whole ectoplasms to get over 500 cryptids as well as get a lot of baron/mime copies
Iāll post the math, just copying it from my BU discord posts
Serpent + existing hand size + cryptids put me at 1113 kings in hand, and 5 mimes + card itself + red seal is 7 base triggers/baron + steel is 2 "barons, meaning 2 mime copies and 7 baron copies makes 1.5^81 for each king (before plasma). Then playing poly red seal, the poly brainstorm, and baseball card makes 12 more 1.5x, for 90165 1.5x's. Then driver's license and card sharp is 9x, and that's all multiplied by a base mult of 438. So my final score is (1.5^90165 * 9 * 438 / 2)^2.
lavish zenith
balatro gaming
deft bolt
Finding a calculator to calculate this is downright impossible, but we can look for the log10 of my score to get the exponent of its scientific notation form: log10(score) = log10( (1.5^90165 * 9 * 438 / 2)^2 ) = 2 * log10(1.5^90165 * 9 * 438 / 2) = 2 * ( 90165 * log10(1.5) + log10 (9) + log10(438) - log10(2) ), which equals 31761.126, which translates to a score of 1.33e31761. Sending proof after I play the hand bc it's on mobile and I already naneinf'd and I don't want to crash the run now
lavish zenith
on the xbox 360
real fern
Yeah makes sense
bold lake
impressive
lavish zenith
mister localthunk is balatro real or did you make up playing cards
deft bolt
I actually was, for the final round, replacing brainstorms/blueprints with mimes since they scored the same except mime got the baseball card boost lol
lavish zenith
wait scratch that i have a stupider question
mister localthunk what joker effect do you think you'd most like to have in real life
opaque shard
Hey guys :3
blissful canyon
Had an idea for a card called āNacho Manā which eats 1/5 of your chips each hand in exchange for $4
He eats your chips lololol
fiery yew
balatro wouldve been a crazy xbox 360 game
oblique hound
Matador value
fiery yew
lavish zenith
ive thoroughly explored the meta for balatro joker effects irl and ive determined what i believe to be both the worst and best balatro jokers to have irl doctor thunk
real fern
mister localthunk what joker effect do you think you'd most like to have in real...
Yk if I had to choose it woukd have to be wee joker
solemn elm
has anyone here played the balatro demo that was on steam
lavish zenith
Yk if I had to choose it woukd have to be wee joker
it just makes chips. you can eat those. but there's better options
fiery yew
is it just red deck only?
blissful canyon
ive thoroughly explored the meta for balatro joker effects irl and ive determine...
Tf you mn irl jokers
real fern
it just makes chips. you can eat those. but there's better options
Free chips is better than nothing
lavish zenith
mail in rebate is what you wanna go for for an irl joker
real fern
Or maybe canio
lavish zenith
throw away a deck of playing cards and instantly earn $20
a deck of playing cards costs much less than $20
infinite money glitch
deft bolt
I mean even better, each deck earns $20 for every 5 cards
lavish zenith
as for the worst joker that would have to be troubadour
deft bolt
So thatās an average of $208 per deck
opaque shard
Gay test
worthy marsh
ok im having some issues
lavish zenith
your hands get very big and then they start to fall off.
worthy marsh
i just completed all the decks on gold stake
and i was running some qol mods
and im not getting the steam achievment
is there any way to fix that
real fern
Play unmodded ?
lavish zenith
dear localthunk.
if you take troubadour your hands get big and then they fall off.
if you take stuntman you get a bunch of chips but your hands become very small.
but if you take turtle bean then your hands become very very big but they shrink back to normal size after like. idk what unit of time does a round correspond to
and what is a "mult"
if you had bootstraps irl, what would that do
lavish zenith
what does having +mult irl mean
opaque shard
What happened
lavish zenith
hello
opaque shard
Hi whassup
lavish zenith
hello. im theory crafting on what joker effects would be good or bad to have in real life
opaque shard
lavish zenith
best so far is mail in rebate
signal pilot
its not close
plant is the worst boss blind in the game
i dont think another boss blind comes close
im so cooked next round
woeful moat
Should I skip for red card value?
signal pilot
yeah
onyx sorrel
Did he jump out as a negative
signal pilot
yall think im winning this
livid berry
No
signal pilot
ok so we just hatin then
inner tiger
Ive been readin the local think messages for like 2 hours l
raven sinew
astronomer at x13
inner tiger
Can't believe I missed it
worthy nexus
what do i kill
Whatās const at
raven sinew
10.7
opaque shard
plant is the worst boss blind in the game
Crimson heart
onyx sorrel
plant is the worst boss blind in the game
Kid named Violet Vessel :
worthy nexus
at end of round copy mime twice for gold cards
heavy whale
finally got 28/31 achievements for this game
all thats left is c+, c++, and rule breaker
worthy nexus
all thats left is c+, c++, and rule breaker
aka the hardest achievements in the game
heavy whale
Yeahhh
But Tbf, I havenāt found any of the previous achievements to be hard
Iāve found them frustrating but thatās mostly because steam being buggy and not recognizing them the first time
regal latch
umbral hazel
im jonkling
signal pilot
Crimson heart
its annoying but plant is way worse
its more common and its just a run killer
sweet nexus
im jonkling
Yooo me when I'm jonkling
signal pilot
like plant is so oppressive
inner tiger
ok so we just hatin then
That happened to me too. Wasn't hate there's actually no way to get around it lol
lavish zenith
just don't have a face cards centric build
signal pilot
That happened to me too. Wasn't hate there's actually no way to get around it lo...
no i was kidding lmao
wym dont have a face centric build its just unlucky
i had like 40 kings in my deck
and baron blueprint
sweet nexus
I've lost too many runs I should've won to violet vessel
lavish zenith
and who put those kings there
signal pilot
violet vessel is a bitch on plasma
inner tiger
I actually had the reroll blind voucher and didn't look š. Went e20 at ante like 11. Still my highest hand
signal pilot
didnt see the reroll voucher or skip tag the entire game
raven sinew
wym dont have a face centric build its just unlucky
grab a justice and a death or strength, and get some glass aces
depending on timing that can save you
signal pilot
that wouldnt work it was a baron high card build
raven sinew
what ante?
signal pilot
raven sinew
oh no that totally would have worked
blueprint chad, dna the glass cards hand one, then play 4 or 5 of them at once
signal pilot
i guess glass cards are like the only way i couldve one
maybe
but still they wouldnt replay bc face cards
raven sinew
ante 11 is early enough its feasible
if you see plant, the goal becomes survival
though your money is low so i assume you tried
signal pilot
lmao its like i wanna say ill learn that for next time but how often do you get a baron high card build like that unseeded
raven sinew
lmao its like i wanna say ill learn that for next time but how often do you get ...
i got 3 today
lmao
signal pilot
rng gods love you
heavy whale
violet vessel is a bitch on plasma
Why? I always hope for vessel since they are generally the easiest for me
heavy whale
Erratic spades you
signal pilot
if you can score high i would always take violet vessel over any other blind
lavish zenith
Erratic spades you
kismesis??
signal pilot
ive gotten cooked by it a few times
finite umbra
hey guys im really really trying to mod balatro but i cannot figure out whats going wrong with it is there anyone who knows how to mod that could be of any help ive tried a bunch of stuff
heavy whale
if you can score high i would always take violet vessel over any other blind
Itās what? 2.4m?
finite umbra
thx
cobalt wing
found a pretty good seed
karmic venture
Hello someone can explain how the pamper works in Balatro
lavish zenith
go to #the-pit-full-of-genomous-snakes
heavy whale
Hello someone can explain how the pamper works in Balatro
Theā¦ what?
cobalt wing
died to a shitty mistake i made
lavish zenith
you heard the man
dapper lily
is it wrong that I'm currently playing what is basically modded balatro? š¤
lavish zenith
died to a shitty mistake i made
what was your joker setup may i ask?
cobalt wing
what was your joker setup may i ask?
photochad, burnt joker, idol and a negetive drivers license
lavish zenith
why pairs?
cobalt wing
oh and sock and buskin
cobalt wing
why pairs?
got hooked on them early on ig
heavy whale
Why the empty joker slot is my question
lavish zenith
oh wait burnt joker
yeah that's swag
probably doesn't scale too fast though
what's the +mult on pair planet card again
cobalt wing
Why the empty joker slot is my question
i was unlocking the invisible joker
blissful canyon
What if we could add a background image to the poker table like in worms
cobalt wing
just hadnt found a new joker yet
cobalt wing
what's the +mult on pair planet card again
1
heavy whale
i was unlocking the invisible joker
Oh right, that. I think I just did that onā¦ painted deck?
The -1 joker one
cobalt wing
i dont have that deck yet lol
blissful canyon
Itās impossible to get a score of 1 chip which is very sad
karmic venture
How this Jokers works
blissful canyon
What if Iām not hungry and I only want 1 chip
lavish zenith
Itās impossible to get a score of 1 chip which is very sad
flint?
heavy whale
The lowest I think you can get is 5
heavy whale
Flint + lvl 1 high card + debuffed card
static stratus
my summer about to be spent on balatro and the oblivion remaster
lavish zenith
Flint + lvl 1 high card + debuffed card
flint doesn't debuff cards is the thing
heavy whale
Why do I keep hearing about this new oblivion thing
lavish zenith
wait there's a challenge that debuffs cards though right
static stratus
its a beloved game by many
heavy whale
wait there's a challenge that debuffs cards though right
No clue, Iāve only beat rich get richer
static stratus
15 minute city wasn't too hard for me
lavish zenith
the rich get riches and the snitch get stitches š
blissful canyon
The bitch gets okay Iāll end it right there
wary sigil
man
lavish zenith
the bitch (me) gets bitches !!
wary sigil
i keep messing up my runs due to stupid mistakes
lavish zenith
this tends to be what messes up a run
blissful canyon
Making bad decisions with no foresight tends to not be helpful
wary sigil
I messed up an ante 1 brainstorm run by not buying swash (when I had gift card), I beefed a run with a natural negative blueprint due to mismanaging econ, and my latest misplay is not getting enough score because I was trying to greed instead of score
It isn't like I couldn't play I winning hand, it's that I didn't realize I only had one hand left and went for more money
blissful canyon
I accidentally scored 132000 on an Ante 4 needle tonight lol
solemn elm
anyone here from the UK who has the balatro demo on steam
cobalt wing
chat i just had the WORST idea
lavish zenith
chat i just had the WORST idea
do it. jokerless isn't half bad
you're just playing diet jokerless
enhance them cards boy
get them standard packs
cobalt wing
do it. jokerless isn't half bad
ima see if i can get ankhs and invis jokers. im on ghost deck
wary sigil
I'm going insane going for an unseeded naneinf
lavish zenith
swag
cobalt wing
did you notice its polychrome too
lavish zenith
yeah get an ankh but focus on enhancing your cards. apply some deck thinner, some suit presser,
i did notice. that's quite nice
blissful canyon
šµ
cobalt wing
yeah get an ankh but focus on enhancing your cards. apply some deck thinner, som...
ok
lavish zenith
don't fall for the evils of photochad you've got a good thing going on
best of luck soldier
cobalt wing
don't fall for the evils of photochad you've got a good thing going on
why tf did i just buy this
vale fog
why tf did i just buy this
to sell it for $2
cobalt wing
ooh this is enticing
cobalt wing
to sell it for $2
1$*
vale fog
cobalt wing
ill buy it for now bc 2x 4x is better than 1x 5x
sturdy agate
tidal spindle
141/150 goldies
Oh wow 9 more to goā¦
cobalt wing
and im already scoring enough to clear ante 8
sturdy agate
holy crap
solemn elm
Oh wow 9 more to goā¦
hey shado
tidal spindle
Nope
solemn elm
damn
tidal spindle
EST
solemn elm
gn, ty anyway
tidal spindle
Ik Kitty is in the UK
sacred sparrow
cobalt wing
done
brave saddle
naneinf potential
cobalt wing
chat is worth
brave saddle
chat is worth
whats ur build
cobalt wing
whats ur build
all in on joker stencil
cobalt wing
im playing flushes rn to get max enhance
but i could pivot to pairs ig
bc i only draw 5 cards
inland mauve
do it and find a stuntman asap. you'll unlock the legendary 0 handsize screen
cobalt wing
do it and find a stuntman asap. you'll unlock the legendary 0 handsize screen
i sold it
inland mauve
sad
cobalt wing
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
fallow ledge
cobalt wing
skip your blinds chat
found my hex target lol
why does polychrome blueprint look so bad
agile pawn
feed blueprint to the dagger
inland osprey
Just played the poopoo seed on abandoned deck
meager plank
Straight flush on blue stake š„
meager plank
Just played the poopoo seed on abandoned deck
Whatās is the poopoo seed
inland osprey
Idk some random seed I raced against my friend
meager plank
Idk some random seed I raced against my friend
I just ate a bagel with caneās sauce
inland osprey
Mmmmm
sand raft
skip your blinds chat
OMG YOU CAN GET EASY 10 MULT FOR YOUR DAGGER
cobalt wing
OMG YOU CAN GET EASY 10 MULT FOR YOUR DAGGER
the run died
sand raft
the run died
Ogh
inland osprey
I forget to let the sauce set so it wasnāt as viscous as I wouldāve liked
I ate runny mayo today
meager plank
I ate runny mayo today
I hate mayo
inland osprey
It was alright
meager plank
Mayo is in cane sauce
At least itās only a little bit not like a majority or anything
meager plank
The sidewalk is mayo
Glad itās being disrespected by me stepping in it
inland osprey
Seasoned mayo
meager plank
Seasoned mayo
Every sauce ever be like:
meager plank
Well I donāt like those so they donāt count
inland osprey
One time I ate sriracha
meager plank
How was it
inland osprey
Tasty
inland osprey
What's the best sauce
meager plank
Idk man I love bbq sauce
inland osprey
Ew
meager plank
Sorry
inland osprey
It's like 2/10
meager plank
It's like 2/10
You can make it how you like it tho
inland osprey
Wdym
solemn elm
Idk man I love bbq sauce
most bbq sauce is too sweet for me, but ive had a few 8/10 BBQ Sauces
meager plank
I put bbq sauce on grilled chicken usually
inland osprey
most bbq sauce is too sweet for me, but ive had a few 8/10 BBQ Sauces
This is probably true
meager plank
most bbq sauce is too sweet for me, but ive had a few 8/10 BBQ Sauces
I prefer a Smokey flavor
inland osprey
you can just make your own sauce
I'm too lazy
solemn elm
fair
meager plank
fair
Liquid smoke is the best investment Iāve ever made
Bbq sauce too sweet? Make it smoky
inland osprey
Cigarette moment
meager plank
Cigarette moment
Itās literally condensed smoke from burning wood itās so good in so many sauces
My favorite is hickory
meager plank
Idk about Smokey
Depends on what youāre putting it on
inland osprey
Depends on what youāre putting it on
True
meager plank
Like I donāt wake smoke in my fried chicken
inland osprey
Yeah
meager plank
I have never made fried chicken
inland osprey
Buffalo or bbq wings
inland osprey
Yummy my favorite Pringles is salt and vinegar
meager plank
Yummy my favorite Pringles is salt and vinegar
inland osprey
Mmm
jovial parrot
Hiii chat
pearl garden
why is this deck in the trailer?
acoustic jolt
why is this deck in the trailer?
FOIL red deck
pearl garden
what
jovial parrot
Wouldn't it be funny if all the jokers were foil
meager plank
why is this deck in the trailer?
FOIL RED DECK
jovial parrot
Maybe in the original concept decks we're gonna be the difficulty
But then they changed it to stakes
Or something like that
meager plank
Maybe in the original concept decks we're gonna be the difficulty
Look at this hotdog bird
jovial parrot
Bro got a massive wiener in his mouth
meager plank
Okayyy buddy
pearl garden
Maybe in the original concept decks we're gonna be the difficulty
this was in the demo version, it looked like you could add these to decks/
jovial parrot
Huh, neat
meager plank
this was in the demo version, it looked like you could add these to decks/
What is your favorite scaling x mult
jovial parrot
Hmm...
celest dome
why is purple stake so hard
meager plank
why is purple stake so hard
Itās a skill issue
jovial parrot
I mean if we're going with my true favorite I feel like by default it has to be Yorick
meager plank
Now donāt be fooled for I have only bested it once
jovial parrot
But if we're ignoring legendaries...
meager plank
But if we're ignoring legendaries...
Yes letās do that
jovial parrot
Constellation is pretty good
meager plank
Booooring
meager plank
The one that goes up .75x when you break a glass card
jovial parrot
I just don't really use glass cards as much as I should
meager plank
I just don't really use glass cards as much as I should
I have literally only used that joker once
quaint flicker
wtf
meager plank
It was at like 25x by the time I lost
jovial parrot
Me when the perked O
meager plank
Me when percules
jovial parrot
Honey you mean Hunkules
meager plank
I wonder why tarot cards stay yellow in negative form
meager plank
Honey you mean Hunkules
Iām talking about juice wrld I think
jovial parrot
Apparently negative jokers aren't actually inverted
meager plank
Apparently negative jokers aren't actually inverted
jovial parrot
I KNOW
meager plank
jovial parrot
Jimbo for smash Bros
meager plank
How are negatives decided upon
jovial parrot
Idk
I don't look into the chances stuff
Mostly because the game is more fun when you don't know the true chances of stuff
meager plank
Mostly because the game is more fun when you don't know the true chances of stuf...
I mean like the artwork
jovial parrot
Oh
Idk I guess just whatever looks inverted enough but still looking like the original
It's the same reason why negative blueprint is still blue
jovial parrot
I mean I guess it makes sense that you'd want the cards to stay relatively the same while being noticably different
meager plank
I mean I guess it makes sense that you'd want the cards to stay relatively the s...
Look at negative the family
jovial parrot
You mean my family?
meager plank
Oh man
meager plank
Wait is that the flush one or the 4 one I always forget
I have no idea just look at it
jovial parrot
What about it
keen flint
hexed canyon
Imagine if negative blueprint was orange LMAO
Would actually be so ugly
Shoutout john balatro
meager plank
I have that in one of my runs rn
meager plank
Shoutout john balatro
Thanks man
keen flint
Op since you can sell blueprints
keen flint
With joker gen you can sell blueprints and duplicate skip tags
So late game you can get infinite cola
meager plank
What the hell is joker gen
keen flint
You use perkio to force the one that gives you two tarot cards and a judgment. Giving infinite blueprints.
meager plank
How does judgement always make a blueprint
keen flint
By making a negative of all other tarot cards
meager plank
Huh
keen flint
Infinite loop
meager plank
Iām so lost
keen flint
Tarot card loop
vale fog
tarot generation can't duplicate tarots you already hold
meager plank
If i play you do i get +10 mult
meager plank
tarot generation can't duplicate tarots you already hold
But blueprint is a joker
keen flint
tarot generation can't duplicate tarots you already hold
I AM SAYING YOU SELL THE BLUEPRINTS FOR SKIP TAGS
vale fog
But blueprint is a joker
you can loop judgement and sell unwanted jokers
meager plank
Do you use emperor
vale fog
yep
keen flint
Yes emperor
meager plank
Awesome
vale fog
emperor generates emperor and judgement
meager plank
That sounds tedious and disgusting
vale fog
that emperor generates emperor and judgement
that emperor generates emperor and judgement
meager plank
can I guess what happens next
keen flint
You get infinite jokers to sell
meager plank
You get infinite jokers to sell
So how quickly could you set this up theoretically
Iām thinking after round 1?
keen flint
Ante 19 or so
meager plank
Iām thinking after round 1?
My thought process is flawed
keen flint
If you get perkio early
meager plank
It has to be round 0
meager plank
Ante 19 or so
Never made it there
chrome rampart
love to see the flames before the scoring even happens
keen flint
Oof thatās not even that hard
meager plank
love to see the flames before the scoring even happens
How the hell
chrome rampart
god playinf pairs is so fun
vale fog
new strat: playinf pairs
chrome rampart
How the hell
round 1 wraith round 3 ankh 
vale fog
which allows you to get playinf score
meager plank
Infinite pair Strat would go crazy
keen flint
Basically if you are willing and have the right setup you can get infinite negatives.
raven sinew
anyone wanr to help me pilot a black deck run
i wanna learn and get better but i have only my own stupid head
keen flint
Basically get econ with that extra slot. 1 econ joker 5 scoring.
or 2 econ if you have good scoring
meager plank
Basically if you are willing and have the right setup you can get infinite negat...
I want 113 negative showmen
keen flint
I want 113 negative showmen
Possible, might take you 5 hours of just rolling though
meager plank
Possible, might take you 5 hours of just rolling though
How much will it cost
keen flint
You will not have to worry about money with how many jokers you will have sold
meager plank
Can I get 14 negative triboukets
meager plank
Invisible joker and ectoplasm wonāt work?
keen flint
I mean you can but you would have to spend turns on it
meager plank
How does ecto work with only 1 hand size left
meager plank
Boring
keen flint
A hand size of zero kills you
meager plank
Have you personally experienced it
meager plank
I havenāt even gotten to a 5 hand size left
meager plank
What could you possibly achieve doing that
meager plank
I think Iāve gotten to e17
pine basin
I cant believe this build worked
ionic osprey
what should i sell
meager plank
I cant believe this build worked
Your wee is massive
chrome rampart
she burnt on my joker till i
echo sand
what should i sell
i would say abstract but i have no idea if you have any other mult sources
pine basin
I cant believe this build worked
Seed if wanted, though i dont remember my exact choices leading to the 4 wees
vale fog
Seed if wanted, though i dont remember my exact choices leading to the 4 wees
simple, you accepted phalloplasty three times
wraith nexus
Hello lumpys and germs
slim junco
any tip for this one?
chrome rampart
average zodiac deck run
feral nymph
average zodiac deck run
need a DNA there
turn one of those kings Silver and just watch the magic
limpid veldt
found this video on the balatro sub and unfortunately its hilarious
chrome rampart
wtf need
tidal niche
I beat it to LeBron š„µ
limpid veldt
i like that the roffle video seems to be on double speed
limpid veldt
I beat it to LeBron š„µ
not a single original experience on this app
red hamlet
turn one of those kings Silver and just watch the magic
What the hell is silver
You mean Steel
feral nymph
ye
agile pawn
silver card: explodes if left in hand
wanton steeple
any tip for this one?
What's the restrictions again
Can't remember if it's the challenge that disables everything or the glass one
limpid veldt
silver card: explodes if left in hand
silver joker: reverses the effect of vampire joker
slim junco
Can't remember if it's the challenge that disables everything or the glass one
disables
the glass one is easy
wanton steeple
disables
I think I got lucky with a pair build and kept adding new cards to my deck
While removing the old ones
agile pawn
i'd just focus on base chips and mult
acoustic jolt
Balatro just crashed
wanton steeple
If u get stuntman early
wanton steeple
That will carry u in the challenge
slim junco
If u get stuntman early
im gonna try it
pine basin
oh hey chowder
agile pawn
i'd just focus on base chips and mult
that's what i did
wanton steeple
im gonna try it
Stunman supernova and rocket ship joker is in think what carried me
In the challenge
Supernova for base mult, rocket for money and stunman for chips so I can play smaller hands
And I think I had spaceman to to help level up pairs by spamming them
clear tulip
Never thought about a Stuntman Supernova build, but it sounds insanely good
Especially with blue seals and a Constellation
meager plank
Does death add to canio value
wanton steeple
Eventually you level up ur hand enough being disabled doesn't matter
clear tulip
Does death add to canio value
No
clear tulip
Huh?
agile pawn
Never thought about a Stuntman Supernova build, but it sounds insanely good
yeah it can be good
clear tulip
Whyd I get tagged to a pic of an FCS RB lmao
amber torrent
gnorp is genuenly so fun lmfao
wary sigil
can someone tell me why it's so tedious rerolling for blueprint/brainstorm?
flint copper
Homophobia
red hamlet
can someone tell me why it's so tedious rerolling for blueprint/brainstorm?
Now this might sound crazy
But there's a mechanic called Rarities in this game
And some cards show up more often than others
cedar glade
can someone tell me why it's so tedious rerolling for blueprint/brainstorm?
In any given draw (one shop slot), the values are as follows:
Joker: 71%
Tarot: 14%
Planet: 14%
Now, you need to draw one of two of the 20 rare jokers to land on the blue print. Drawing a rare joker is a 5% chance on top of the 71% chance, which means in order to draw either a brainstorm or a blueprint, on average itās a 1.775% chance per slot and +1.775% per each slot in the shop, including overstock and excluding if you have either planet or tarot merchant
agile pawn
blue joker
solemn elm
In any given draw (one shop slot), the values are as follows:
Joker: 71%
Tarot:...
those dont add up to 100%
wary sigil
In any given draw (one shop slot), the values are as follows:
Joker: 71%
Tarot:...
as a gacha game player i like those odds.
twin meteor
Is the art for shortcut based on anything
broken sinew
am I cooked?
solemn elm
Is the art for shortcut based on anything
'Shortcut's artwork subtly includes a joker's face, the hanging wires being the smile, and the curved hat in the clouds.'
twin meteor
'Shortcut's artwork subtly includes a joker's face, the hanging wires being the ...
The street itself I mean
solemn elm
no idea
cedar glade
those dont add up to 100%
1% chance for hidden yuri brainstorm and blueprint scene
red hamlet
The street itself I mean
It's a shortcut
broken sinew
'Shortcut's artwork subtly includes a joker's face, the hanging wires being the ...
i dont see it ngl
red hamlet
Through an alley way
solemn elm
i dont see it ngl
I also dont
red hamlet
Trash bin is right there
twin meteor
It's a shortcut
No I mean the image looks slightly familiar, I thought it might have been based on an old painting or something
red hamlet
No I mean the image looks slightly familiar, I thought it might have been based ...
It's very generic looking
strong rose
congrats
tacit prawn
Also i beat gold stake after suffering for almost 2 weeks
strong rose
which deck
tacit prawn
which deck
Ghost
strong rose
nice
tacit prawn
Unfortunately my game pass got expired š«
cunning rune
I beat my first gold stake today too
tacit prawn
Just buy the game
I'm broke + planning to buy it in my phone instead of my Xbox to play it in school
cunning rune
Ahhh fair
I bought it on my phone before my trip to Punta cana
Great decision
I own it on my PC and phone now lol
cedar glade
i bought it before going on a cruise to Jamaica and god the train ride to florida was so much better
cedar glade
I own it on my PC and phone now lol
same
cunning rune
i bought it before going on a cruise to Jamaica and god the train ride to florid...
Yuppp
I wish I could add my mods from PC to phone tho
I have a tracker for the game so I don't have to do math
- I made my tarots and planet cards look wayy cooler
cedar glade
one thing that sucks is that save porting isnāt in yet but having a full unlocked save is close enough
cunning rune
Yeah full unlock is nice
cedar glade
im at 149/150 jokers with 2 gold stake wins yetā¦ the last joker is Stone Joker 
cunning rune
LOL really
cedar glade
in the last three months I havenāt picked it up once which is hilarious
cunning rune
That's crazy
cedar glade
im a sixth of the way towards my C+ yetā¦ š
cunning rune
I'm trying to C+ on my phone
Currently on orange steak for red deck
Stake
It's late
cedar glade
i was dreading my C++ but I realized I can play on the decks I actually like
also anaglyph spam is funny too
tacit prawn
Ahhh fair
Because i'm broke i found a weird and a knockoff version of balatro in app store lol
cunning rune
Because i'm broke i found a weird and a knockoff version of balatro in app store...
LOOOL
cunning rune
also anaglyph spam is funny too
Trueee
cedar glade
I can get at least 10 jokers if I get lucky enough to have a good build, make it to ante 8, and have a relatively late negative skip
cunning rune
C++ is crazy to me tho
granite sparrow
C++ is crazy to me tho
it aint that hard
cedar glade
which is unlikely but Iām sure itāll hit more than once and thatāll be a god send
granite sparrow
just play the pairs
cedar glade
basically clearing three winning runs worth of jokers in one
cedar glade
which is definitely worth one or two times
cedar glade
because after that Iāll just keep getting the same negative commons
granite sparrow
for starters
cedar glade
not worth
cunning rune
for starters
Like
tacit prawn
LOOOL
It has everything balatro has and I felt weird nobody figured out it's knockoff version of balatro lol
granite sparrow
and trying to fit in random jokers
cunning rune
anagylph neg skip
I mean I guess
granite sparrow
plant scaling carries most of the chips needed
cunning rune
I got to 22 once doing that
granite sparrow
you can play ghost for ecto
cunning rune
Ya
granite sparrow
most of the time you have an econ joker u can swap out for random jokers
cunning rune
Ya
granite sparrow
its also
really fun
pushing the limit
of what u can smuggle into ur build that give little to no value in the last ante
wary sigil
am i cooking chat
cedar glade
itās good that youāre pushing pairs into gold stake, getting out of my flush mentality was such a pain
cunning rune
of what u can smuggle into ur build that give little to no value in the last ant...
What do you mean
cedar glade
am i cooking chat
wish I could get that blueprint mod to work
cunning rune
Like just a shit ton of jokers
granite sparrow
more than later on it gets harder
cedar glade
itās good that youāre pushing pairs into gold stake, getting out of my flush men...
shouldāve pinged @cunning rune
granite sparrow
cuz the anagylph cheese stops working
cunning rune
wish I could get that blueprint mod to work
Get the mod manager
cedar glade
cuz the anagylph cheese stops working
itās probably not worth after like 50 common stickers
cedar glade
because thereās only like what 61 commons
granite sparrow
but i just love balatro so much that getting c++ wasnt challenging and was just a bi product of me playing gold stake
and now that im done i can just
do silly stuff like these runs
cedar glade
do silly stuff like these runs
I would totally just do seeded and enjoy playing modded
granite sparrow
do silly stuff like these runs
i went back in time
cunning rune
I've beaten gold on checkered
granite sparrow
I would totally just do seeded and enjoy playing modded
this isnt seeded
cunning rune
And I'm on orange for red deck
granite sparrow
i just randomly forced it
cedar glade
But I'm not that good
im in the same boat, but I have been obsessed
cedar glade
this isnt seeded
oh I didnāt even check the image you sent I was just saying in general
granite sparrow
i hope the bean bug doesnt get patched
cedar glade
but i just love balatro so much that getting c++ wasnt challenging and was just ...
meant to reply to this
granite sparrow
yk the crimson heart
in ante 8
if it disabled ur hand size jokers
u can exit out
cedar glade
do silly stuff like these runs
now pull a doc spectered and do the Chicot flavor of this
granite sparrow
and get perament hand size
cunning rune
and get perament hand size
Oh
granite sparrow
now pull a doc spectered and do the Chicot flavor of this
this is infinitely harder and less value
chicot on the back burner
deft tapir
Hey LocalThunk
cedar glade
this is infinitely harder and less value
you said you have time 
deft tapir
:>
cedar glade
Hey LocalThunk
are you like summoning thunk or what 
granite sparrow
you said you have time <:trolled:1150928775119384606>
i mean if im gonna look for legendaries ima just use the brainstorm mod for this
red hamlet
Thunking it
ionic osprey
inject 5 negative perkeo into your save file
deft tapir
are you like summoning thunk or what <:questionmark:874361951738814474>
Attempting too
granite sparrow
inject 5 negative perkeo into your save file
no thanks
red hamlet
inject 5 negative perkeo into your save file
Bro
Just use debugplus mod
deft tapir
Bro
Just use debugplus mod
Honestly yes
ionic osprey
deft tapir
Injecting code is for losers
deft tapir
inject 5 negative perkeo into your save file
On a real though how do you even do that
ionic osprey
Bro
Just use debugplus mod
why use mod if you can mod it yourself..
red hamlet
Debugplus safet
deft tapir
Yeah but as in
Using a script executor
Is there even a Lua Script executor thats Open source?
red hamlet
why use mod if you can mod it yourself..
I'd rather use something trusted that's on github than someone's random ass json file
tacit bronze
as long as my hologram is feeded i can win with this goated build
ionic osprey
Debugplus safet
inject direcly in officail balatro so that it can be saved to your account
deft tapir
I'd rather use something trusted that's on github than someone's random ass json...
Nah the Json is defo safe, its not that long
red hamlet
Gonna inject you with estrogen
deft tapir
Cus its just basic lines, it cant write into your pc
deft tapir
Gonna inject you with estrogen
cunning rune
as long as my hologram is feeded i can win with this goated build
Put raman ahead of Holo no
red hamlet
Put raman ahead of Holo no
Math is the same
cunning rune
Me dumb sorry
red hamlet
It's OK chopper
cunning rune
:) ty
red hamlet
deft tapir
<a:babaistrans:1170492297885003897>
See I had this idea of a Private TCG based on balatro
And I find its quite difficult of getting a hold of LocalThunk
And I just want to attempt to get his approval on it since I dont fancy legal action being taken against me
red hamlet
If its for private use, its probably fine
ionic osprey
deft tapir
Its not going commercial, only a few selected people though
deft tapir
See but im still somehwhat charging for it
red hamlet
You're not making it commercial or anything
deft tapir
Since shipping and all that
twin meteor
If it's just a thing with your friends
deft tapir
You're not making it commercial or anything
That was my initial thought
cunning rune
Wait what r u don't
deft tapir
If it's just a thing with your friends
There are a few randoms that heard about it and opted in
cunning rune
Doing
deft tapir
Wait what r u don't
Im making a privatised TCG based on Balatro
Booster packs and all that
cunning rune
Like irl?
deft tapir
Yes
deft tapir
IRL, but im making a poker game that utilise the balatro cards also
So the plan is right now
cunning rune
now it's time to roll for DNA now
Gl
deft tapir
I have 1290 Balatro cards to distrobute
Im making it professional grade by laser printing onto Silver foil
Thats for the packs
then Cardstock for basic Jokers and such
Ill show you the pack design
cunning rune
Sure
deft tapir
The red on the bottom is to colour the silver foil
And the top will just be regular non painted
cunning rune
How many cards in a pack
deft tapir
10
cunning rune
How long have you been doing this project for
wary sigil
question
deft tapir
I've been planning this for over 2-3 weeks?
cunning rune
Cool
wary sigil
how many red seal steel kings do i need for naneinf?
deft tapir
And its in action in 4 days
deft tapir
how many red seal steel kings do i need for naneinf?
No clue
deft tapir
Well initially it will be only collecting until I write the rules over a game of poker
Since I need to quality check
The cards and booster packs and such
cunning rune
Oh it's gonna be poker?
ionic osprey
deft tapir
Oh it's gonna be poker?
Yes
twin meteor
how many red seal steel kings do i need for naneinf?
3
deft tapir
So Im gonna use these cards in Tandem with the offical Balatro playing deck since I ordered them ages ago
But basically
Im writing custom rules that the jokers apply
For example
Blueprint will be inserted into the deck
wanton steeple
How are u able to access ur save on mobile?
deft tapir
And say you recieve a Ace hand
wanton steeple
Need to learn this power to transfer my save back and forth
deft tapir
How are u able to access ur save on mobile?
You need android
wanton steeple
I have android
deft tapir
I have android
Directory folder
wanton steeple
What version of Android you running
Modern androids disabled access to the android folder
ionic osprey
Need to learn this power to transfer my save back and forth
just root your phone...
JK, just run an emulator in your phone. so you can root it
cunning rune
And say you recieve a Ace hand
Bumping l
ionic osprey
Too much effort
just import files and apk in your phone to your emulator.
cunning rune
Like an Ace 5 for example
deft tapir
Bumping l
Yeah again, if you recieve a hand of an Ace, the blueprint copy's it and you instantly get 2 of that card
cunning rune
Or you talking pair of aces
deft tapir
Yes
cunning rune
Like I'm going off Texas hold em
deft tapir
Yes yes
ionic osprey
install VMOS or something in your phone
deft tapir
correct
cunning rune
So you get dealt a BP ace
cunning rune
Yeah
cunning rune
Ok
deft tapir
You only have one and Im not quite sure on how i'll fully encorperate it
Maybe more double your payout
or
finite shadow
First time Iāve ever gotten a full house build online lmao
deft tapir
Say you play like the family
cunning rune
Off the top off my head
finite shadow
The op jokers helped surely
cunning rune
Ones that are chip based you can make it so everyone HAS to put in x amount of chips
strong rose
my highest lucky cat
cunning rune
Idk what you do for x mult jokers
finite shadow
my highest lucky cat
Fat cat
strong rose
deft tapir
Idk what you do for x mult jokers
I have to completley change the game
deft tapir
Please stop farting out mediocre runs
cunning rune
$ jokers you can easily be like "double pot profit if pair wins"
Or something like that
strong rose
Please stop farting out mediocre runs
what
deft tapir
$ jokers you can easily be like "double pot profit if pair wins"
Yes yes I thought the same
cunning rune
Yea
cunning rune
Cool idea tho
deft tapir
Or something like that
Merry Andy and hand based cards are pretty simple
I thought for + hand cards, you just gain additional cards but a downside is in play
cunning rune
You don't need it to be too complex tbh
deft tapir
You don't need it to be too complex tbh
Bro its balatro
ofc it has to be
It can be simple
cunning rune
At the start
deft tapir
oh yeah I wont be too ambitious
deft tapir
Nah I want it to be a passion project
cunning rune
For people to get
deft tapir
Slow and quality cook
cunning rune
Yeah
cunning rune
I thought for + hand cards, you just gain additional cards but a downside is in ...
Not necessarily
If ur given 3 cards off the deal it's an advantage
cunning rune
Why not
Poker is ur 5 best cards
If you have 3 hearts and the table has two that's a flush no
deft tapir
you get 3 cards in hand, but you cant play a certain hand or your bet is limited
deft tapir
If you have 3 hearts and the table has two that's a flush no
Do you not get what I mean?
cunning rune
you get 3 cards in hand, but you cant play a certain hand or your bet is limited
Ohhh
I get it
Like + hand size
cunning rune
- whatever
deft tapir
But then
deft tapir
For additional Discards, like merry andy
cunning rune
Yeah
deft tapir
You're able to discard a card from your hand for the next on the top of the deck
cunning rune
Oh the /- isn't showing
cunning rune
- ability to play flush
This
deft tapir
mhm mhm
cunning rune
You're able to discard a card from your hand for the next on the top of the deck
Yeah makes sense
Are you going to incorporate planet and tarots too
cunning rune
I'd love an update
deft tapir
Im not too active on this dc
cunning rune
It's okay
deft tapir
Im heavily more active on the Multiplayer dc
deft tapir
so you can find me there if you come with a revelation
cunning rune
so you can find me there if you come with a revelation
Sounds good
wary sigil
chat
cedar glade
inject 5 negative perkeo into your save file
this is not a virus at all btw
queen escarp
mfs will look you in the eyes and say
yeah this is straight
wary sigil
you mean a straight flush right
queen escarp
yeah
strong rose
- Hanging Chad
- Scholar
- Dusk
- The Duo
- Driver's License (16/16)
wary sigil
Unfortunately it's not 100% legit
I had reload some savestates because I made multiple misclicks
Like selecting small blind instead of skipping to the serpent
i might go for a 100% legit unseeded naneinf, but for now this will do
torn zealot
oh what the fuck dude
wary sigil
wait a minute
boreal niche
oh what the fuck dude
LMAO
wary sigil
at least it wasn't from a tag
boreal niche
i hope that throwback is temporary at least
wary sigil
imagine hitting burnt joker from wraith or rare tag
boreal niche
rare tag?
torn zealot
i'd kill myself
wary sigil
i hope that throwback is temporary at least
It's white stake. He'll live
torn zealot
no its not
torn zealot
i didnt get it from rare tag
boreal niche
skip blind for rare joker
i know what rare tag is
why ever skip for it
is my question
ebon ice
Cuz gamba for brainstorm or blueprint
torn zealot
i love penis
wary sigil
why ever skip for it
He's running throwback right now so
boreal niche
like even to scale throwback or for anaglyph idk man
i'd rather skip for orbital
or investment
torn zealot
the hell is the requirement for bootstraps
polychromes
wary sigil
the hell is the requirement for bootstraps
i thought it was just 2 editions
ebon ice
That's an older clip. Im at over 400 Plutos now
torn zealot
ngl this is worset han swashbuckler
boreal niche
you sold bus??
ebon ice
I accidentally rolled over a Barron so I could have probably been done sooner- 
torn zealot
you sold bus??
the bush was horseshit ngl
torn zealot
wait why the fuck do you have burglar delgrat in the first place
even EVEN IF degrat isnt working
the polychrome is what sells
boreal niche
1.5x mult?
boreal niche
I suppose
boreal niche
how much did bus have once you sold it
torn zealot
0
boreal niche
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