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[vernal sedge]

You lack vision young padawan

[jovial parrot]

you're probably more likely to win Texas Hold Em than a slot machine (not even including the fact they're probably rigged)

[rare yew]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2789810/Bingle_Bingle/

Steam

Bingle Bingle

About Bingle Bingle
Bingle Bingle is a "Roulette Building" game where you can build your own roulette, changing numbers and colors to fit your strategy. You will start with a Normal Roulette and just a simple ball and bet. But as you spin the ball and earn scores to clear rounds, you will have the opportunity to upgrade your roulette, ball, and…

Price

$10.99

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[wild prism]

Hey will ouija get changed ever? It’s just very lackluster

[inland flume]

Depends in what casino u are but It normally is 100% random

[devout thunder]

Has the roulette one gotten more updates? I remember looking into it but it seemed unfinished

[inland flume]

Or 99%

[vernal sedge]

Get good at slots loser

[opaque shard]

Bingle bongle dingle dangle

[inland flume]

HAHAHAHA

[jovial parrot]

I have seen this one on steam, idk if it looks interesting to me or not

[slim junco]

I bingle bingle my balatro

[inland flume]

I have a slot machine in my bedroom (happiness)

[lavish zenith]

can we have a friends of jimbo crossover with ultrakill perhaps?

[rare yew]

What

[opaque shard]

What

[raw aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/david-tennant-bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickity-do-yickity-da-ping-pong-gif-12583062133741823213

[lavish zenith]

i concur what's wrong with ouija

[red hamlet]

the gamble card that deckfixes for you
is a gamble

who woulda thunk

[vernal sedge]

Steph curry shoots over 300 3 pointers a day so it becomes accurate, you think someone spinning a wheel for 8 hours a day for 20 years can’t line up their own outcome

[devout thunder]

Ouija is fine

[wild prism]

The -hand size is just a bit harsh when we also have the suit changing one for free

[jovial parrot]

when are we gonna get a Tic Tac Toe roguelike

[rare yew]

Total non sequitur lol

[red hamlet]

Flush isn't as strong as Five of a Kind lmfao

[slim junco]

localthunk is a balatro themed diner in the works

[opaque shard]

Weegee is one of the more niche spectrals but it's not bad

[devout thunder]

That's cause sigil's upside is practically nothing lol

[inland flume]

Go to a online casino = 100% random

[devout quartz]

I never use oujia but there's nothing wrong with it really

[vernal sedge]

You see, I am leagues ahead, I surgically implanted a mini-monitor on my left forearm that gambles my red blood cells in slot machines

[jovial parrot]

ouija isn't really a game though

[slim junco]

I want my sketty jimbo style with a slice of the phantom deck

[jovial parrot]

it's more of a... party trick

[inland flume]

If they can update spinosaurus they can update ouija

Ouija 2.0

[wild prism]

I’m just saying the hand size could be changed to a discard or something like that

[raw aspen]

how does that work

[red hamlet]

that is so much worse

[rare yew]

Ouija used to have no downside, playtested and it was way too good, now it’s more balanced

[wild prism]

Once blue stake change is out of course

[inland flume]

HHAHAHA

[lavish zenith]

from what i hear dave oshrey is a pretty cool dude i bet they'd be up for a collab

[vernal sedge]

Going negative adds cancerous white cells.

[devout thunder]

For slots I assume they aren't anywhere near 100% random. Probably 0% random and the house just controls when it can payout so they always profit overall

[jovial parrot]

finally the ghosts are getting nerfed

[pine parrot]

o.O

[devout quartz]

Deck fixing is too powerful for ouija to not have a downside

[inland flume]

I Heard that they're gonna add a new Ghost skin named grandpa

[raw aspen]

this is a black mirror episode i think

[red hamlet]

fixing for flushes - weaksauce cause flushes are mid
fixing for 5oak? - giga strong, needs a downside

[jovial parrot]

NO WAY GRANDPA!?

[rare yew]

That was like 6 months before the game launched too, it’s been a long time but ouija would bee too good without a downside

[inland flume]

Fr

[vernal sedge]

Fool no this is my life.

[solemn elm]

NUBBY REACT HIM

[jovial parrot]

what?

[vernal sedge]

One second without a slot machine is comparable to 1 second inside of a saw trap

[wild prism]

Oh ok, also, are you considering ever adding more spectral cards?

[lavish zenith]

if i had genie wishes i would put a nuclear throne crossover and a greys anatomy crossover in the game but i wouldn't expect such a thing from the big cheese himself localthunk. instead i humbly request considering an ultrakill collab

for custom suit skins i mean

[jovial parrot]

what's a thunk anyways

[devout thunder]

I think it would be more appealing with a less harsh downside, but I think it's fine as is. It's already fun with temporary hand size increases

[vernal sedge]

If I had a genie I would make everyone get chronically addicted to slot machines

[opaque shard]

Someone who thunks

I think

[lavish zenith]

local thunk = "the"

[solemn elm]

House MD crossover

[red hamlet]

i'm still waiting for my House collab

[wild prism]

Lmao

[jovial parrot]

pfft

[solemn elm]

this would actually be awesome

[devout thunder]

Vicodin is the ace

[solemn elm]

this vexes me

[devout thunder]

This hexes me

[slim junco]

Can we get a balatro meal at mcdonalds

[solemn elm]

omg new jimbo line when you die

[opaque shard]

Chat is going wild can we chill

[solemn elm]

this vexes me

[devout quartz]

Nuclear Throne Friends of Jimbo when

[slim junco]

i want jimbo’s sauce

[vernal sedge]

If balatro is so good

Then

[solemn elm]

no 😭 lets not encourage people to go to mcdonalds

[slim junco]

can we get a balatro jimbo sized salad package at walmart

[devout thunder]

Thunk I'm gonna be honest I need the dopamine from a gameplay content update please I beg you

[wild prism]

Spectral card that makes something eternal but gains polychrome but like you can choose what becomes polychrome

[raw aspen]

this guy from warframe already looks like Gabe tbh

[olive pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479 tf is this

[wild prism]

[jovial parrot]

who would win in a fight Toby Fox or Local Thunk

[vernal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-puppy-puppy-fire-effects-tiktok-low-quality-vid-gif-6679885381963094450

[lavish zenith]

slay the spire defect kinda looks like v1 which is swag

[wild prism]

They would kiss

[solemn elm]

thank you Lynn of Balatrocord's #⚙・modding-general

[opaque shard]

Me

[vernal sedge]

They’d be making out

[red hamlet]

???????????????

[solemn elm]

Lynn play Nubby's

[opaque shard]

I'll take out my bazooka

[red hamlet]

I have not been there in fucking forever

lmfao

[olive pendant]

toby fox beat sakurai in smash
he's winning fr

[opaque shard]

And win

[wild prism]

Great minds think alike

[lavish zenith]

i wish id played sts ive heard nothing but good things

[jovial parrot]

wait really?

[red hamlet]

lmao

[red hamlet]

no

[olive pendant]

that's why there's the sans mii costume

[rare yew]

Aight I’m out lmao you guys are rambunctious

[devout thunder]

Number factory 9 to 5 is what I need IRL

[red hamlet]

i'm lowkey burnt out on gamba games

[raw aspen]

downloading it right now i'll play it in your honor

[lavish zenith]

cya boss

[vernal sedge]

Yk what you should try Lynn

[opaque shard]

Cya

[raw aspen]

cya

[devout thunder]

Have a thunkful day

[red hamlet]

cocainaaaaaaa

[vernal sedge]

I’m sure I don’t have to say it Lynn

[jovial parrot]

sorry for being wild, someone used a Lovers on me

[vernal sedge]

No wrong you’re wrong you’re terribly wrong

[tough frigate]

Good evening fellow divorcees.

[vernal sedge]

It’s slot machines, made out of cocaina colombiana

[solemn elm]

try the demo or im going to rat your PC, only goes away after you beat the game once /j
ransomware but for Nubby's

[red hamlet]

i'm good ngl

[opaque shard]

I'm not divorced

[raw aspen]

binding of issac just opened on its own wtf

[opaque shard]

I don't even have a wife

[solemn elm]

edmund is watching

[opaque shard]

There's this one girl tho

[fiery blaze]

Hi, I just did all the challenges but I did not get the achievement, I had enabled the allow achievements button, does anyone know how I can fix it?

[vernal sedge]

Delete the game and play slot machines

[opaque shard]

True

[devout thunder]

Give me all of your money

[lavish zenith]

play dusk

[red hamlet]

i'm too busy playing warhammer

[olive pendant]

get a slot machine balatro mod
best of both worlds

[devout thunder]

Dusk is fun

I enjoy Ultrakill more, but that's because crackhead brain

[raw aspen]

kinda looks like warcraft

[opaque shard]

Try playing another run see if that fixes it

[red hamlet]

it's warhammer dawg

[vernal sedge]

See, see how they have to add greatness to another feeble creation in order to boost its worth.

[lavish zenith]

i do enjoy ultrakill but i have a soft spot in my heart for dusk

[fiery blaze]

already did that, doesnt work, it works for the completionist+ but not for the challenges one xd

[raw aspen]

ive never played warhammer and ive played a shit ton of warcraft

[red hamlet]

warhammer came first

[lavish zenith]

ultrakill and dusk fans are not enemies. they are in fact besties

[red hamlet]

it's also a better setting

because we have rat people

[opaque shard]

Then Idk, sorry

[red hamlet]

and the rat people snort uranium and eat it to mutate

[vernal sedge]

Warhammer is dogshit
There’s no slots

[red hamlet]

they also use it for nuclear weapons

[olive pendant]

ykw? how about you stream yourself gambling 1k on a slot machine
we'll see how that goes hehehe

[red hamlet]

Well TECHNICALLY

[raw aspen]

so do we

[olive pendant]

smash or pass

[vernal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/game-gif-2929360343905304205

[lavish zenith]

what if . localthunk x spore

[vernal sedge]

Booths

Booyah*

[olive pendant]

:0

[red hamlet]

ok now show me their contraptions

[vernal sedge]

Get wrekt nerd MLG Doritos Illuminati confirmed I play pokemon goo everydayyyy do u know da wae

[red hamlet]

i doubt they have uranium powered ratling guns

[vernal sedge]

I’ll be gone no

Now

[raw aspen]

the goblins make contraptions the rats mostly just talk about candles and shit

[opaque shard]

Candles

[stable raft]

im about to start a new run everyone give me your blessing

[red hamlet]

yeaaaaaaah

we have both

[vernal sedge]

New run of what, slots?

[olive pendant]

wuht?

[opaque shard]

Bad luck :)

[stable raft]

balatro!!!!!!!

[red hamlet]

rats have spikey bikes

[raw aspen]

i know nothing about warhammer tbh

[vernal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[red hamlet]

The rats have nuclear weapons.

In a fantasy universe.

[olive pendant]

aight, my turn
i'll speak french from now on

[raw aspen]

most of the lore ive heard is alot less whismical and silly than wow's lore tho it all seems really grim and dark

[vernal sedge]

Ew. French. 🤢

[red hamlet]

It relaly depends

[olive pendant]

ta yeule

[shy dove]

happily married

[vernal sedge]

Uhhhh baguette bonjour mes ami j’mapelle lafayette something eifell

[stable raft]

does balatro have lore?

[red hamlet]

in hte 40k universe (the future warhammer)
There's an orc that traveled through the warp (funny dimension that makes space travel faster)
and it sent him back in time instead
so he went to kill himself so he can go grab his gun
so he can have 2

[opaque shard]

Jimbo blew up Malaysia

[stable raft]

serious question

[stable raft]

ah

[vernal sedge]

Who is jimbo

I didn’t know there was characters

[raw aspen]

you know that one re7 dlc where you play 21 for your life

[opaque shard]

There's Jimbo

Jen

Jim

[stable raft]

wait okay my theory is that jimbo is running from the police and every blind we beat is a police officer we outrun

were his escape car

idk

[vernal sedge]

Hey that’s me :3

[stable raft]

make that cannon!

[raw aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[vernal sedge]

I have never beat a single deck of balatro

Skill issue ik

All this woman knows how to do is play slots and yugioh

[stable raft]

ive beaten two its okay

i suck at balatro

i dont have the brainpower to rig it

i can rig tboi

not balatro

[dusky oasis]

Id be better at balatro if my lifes savings were at risk

Like a true gambler

[olive pendant]

baguette hello my friends, my name is Lafayette something Eiffel

[vernal sedge]

Finally.

[opaque shard]

Would you still love your partner if they didn't love slots too

[vernal sedge]

Finally someone who gets it.

[vernal sedge]

No

I’d hate them

I’d wish they burn

[stable raft]

the adrenaline

[opaque shard]

Rip

[stable raft]

harsh...

[red hamlet]

If you want the goofiest shit every in warhammer
The Infinite and The Divine book

[olive pendant]

burnt joker lore

[red hamlet]

it's about a time traveling necron
and a necron who collects anything he can get his hands on
having goofy ass adventures

[stable raft]

ya know i wish all the jokers could talk

or maybe just like a few

[vernal sedge]

They got burned cuz they tried talking to me romantically without a passion for slots

[stable raft]

during specific stuff

like michel saying goodbye

and im back

[olive pendant]

i hate slots
fight me

[stable raft]

that would be cool

[vernal sedge]

I won’t be doing such things, just don’t gts tonight, for your safety

[olive pendant]

at least play blackjack or smth

[rose frost]

The time has come for my first naneinf

[raw aspen]

my favorite piece of wow lore is the fact that goblins are smart because at one point they were enslaved by trolls who had them mine rocks deep in the earth and the dust from the rocks made them smarter so they all turned on the people who enslaved them and then instantly started infighting and making cartels cause theyre all assholes

[red hamlet]

ok but please put the brainstorms onto mime

and keep the 2 blueprints on baron

[vernal sedge]

My rules are simple. How difficult must it be for society to follow.

[olive pendant]

card counting gives you a 1% edge, just don't get caught
literal free money

[rose frost]

i'm stupid how big of an improvement is that

[vernal sedge]

Tbh casino owners bank on ppl with that mentality 😭

Cuz they read one book, go to the casino and lose everything

[olive pendant]

?

statistics

[vernal sedge]

That’s why I play slots, the real skill taking game

[olive pendant]

just bet low, it will average out

[stable raft]

jimbo owns the casion we are playing at

and the casino is the afterlife

[red hamlet]

couple Es

[stable raft]

the higher we score the better our life is

[olive pendant]

at least a dozen

[rose frost]

damn

[vernal sedge]

Yeah stats are that casinos are still thriving, trust me if counting was that good they’d be out of business, and yes I know there are some TALENTED counters that get banned, but that’s not average joe

[half trout]

How do we post suggestions?

When I try to post it says I need a tag

Oh

[vernal sedge]

Casinos thrive casinos will ALWAYS have house advantage

[half trout]

Sorry I don’t use discord a lot 😔

[olive pendant]

if you've got a good memory, you'll, on average, win
but if you win more than you lose, you get kicked out

[vernal sedge]

This is comparable to saying “dude how’d you get shot just dodge it”

[olive pendant]

tbf, if you want to gamble just bet high once
thoses are your best odds of actually winning

[vernal sedge]

Nah

Slot machines>>

[red hamlet]

in the warhammer universe, the orks have a mystical power
Whatever they believe in, is true.

The whole "red makes it go faster"? It literally does. If they paint things red, they go faster, because they believe it.
Paint a rocket yellow? Now it explodes better.
Paint something purple? It's now camouflaged.
All of their weapons is just a bunch of scrap dogshit put together and they believe it works, so it works.

[half trout]

Posted it

[vernal sedge]

😴 (slots not mentioned)

[opaque shard]

My only experience with gambling has been playing bingo once

I lost and haven't tried it since

[raw aspen]

oh yeah i've heard about that

[red hamlet]

THEY LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE SPACE SUITS

BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT IT'S FINE

THEY HAVE WINDOWS IN THEIR SPACE SHIPS
AND AS LONG AS THEY BELIEVE IT'S OK
IT'S OK

[vernal sedge]

Ermm

[red hamlet]

it's SO PEAK

[raw aspen]

fucking based

[red hamlet]

in slots terms

if they believe they're gonna hit the jackpot
htey hit hte jackpot

[vernal sedge]

Timmehhh

[red hamlet]

every time

[vernal sedge]

That’s the mentality.

I like it

[red hamlet]

There's a super smart ork

his name?
Orkimedes

[vernal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-re4-resident-evil4-wheres-everyone-going-gif-21604833

[past perch]

I feel like I'm going in the right direction!

[red hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/a7Bfr5FkjrE?si=wMX6HfIU6YCrbD34

[raw aspen]

thats a deckbuilding game?

[red hamlet]

I mean it's an alright build

[red hamlet]

2k25?
yeah

they have card packs now

[olive pendant]

some peoples are born as the matrix neos

[raw aspen]

what

[devout thunder]

Dont enough Orks believe that a specific space marine literally can't die and thus he's actually immortal now

[red hamlet]

Emperor*
and that's more fanon than anything

Oh

Blue is lucky

forgot that one

So ultramarines are the defacto main characters of the 40k universe

Also funnily enough
If the emperor does end up kicking the bucket
earth is gone

Also he's basically a chaos god now

[rose frost]

This was fucking glorious

[red hamlet]

Saint Celestine died like ages ago
But keeps coming back because she's basically the chaos demon of the emperor lmfao

[red hamlet]

yuuuuuuuuup

[rose frost]

Good thing I recorded this

[vernal sedge]

This conversation is giving

Timmehhh

POMPKIIIN

ykwim

[stable raft]

NOOOOOO

):::::::::::::

IM SO SADDDDD

[raw aspen]

saint celeste

[red hamlet]

like as much as people say warhammer is grimdark and sad and depressing
we have so many funny fucking stories

[devout thunder]

It does have a lot of funny

[real coral]

Hello server chat

[red hamlet]

And if you want like a good warhammer 40k game that doesn't have you play as the "big guys"
play darktide

[stable raft]

heyo!

[red hamlet]

you play as a prisoner and you get to fight hordes of heretics
and sometimes you get to fight a demon of nurgle

[slim junco]

ectoplasm put the negative on my juggler, so hand size stays the same lets gooooo

[devout thunder]

Darktide is fun

Been playing Zealot and Psyker

[red hamlet]

🙏 i made a banger melee psyker build with the greatsword, so peak

[vernal sedge]

Sigh

If gods real

He’d give me a slot machine rn

Holy shit

🎰

[vernal tartan]

[quiet junco]

Aren't you able to use Luchador to disable the ante 8 boss and still get the sticker for the stake?

[stable raft]

well i need to sleep but my dreams will be filled with chips and jokers

[sly frigate]

bro todays balatrodle took me 6 attempts :(

[stable raft]

i forgor to do it wait im gonna do that now

k bye

[finite shadow]

Yesterdays fucked me so bad

Stencil does NOT fucking scale

Don’t spoil todays I’ll do it rn

[finite shadow]

bro....

[finite shadow]

no

cuz luchador is gone when you beat it

[strong prairie]

^ similar for mr bones, food jokers, etc. They basically need to be in your joker slots on the "you win" screen

[solemn elm]

why are retrigger and copy in the same ability :(

[finite shadow]

because there are only 4 copy jokers

(perky, invis, and the lesbians)

[solemn elm]

youd still need to wittle it down to that ability

[quiet junco]

But if bones saves you on the finisher blind, you still get the sticker right?

[strong prairie]

I don't believe so

[quiet junco]

Then how TF do you get stickers on anything temporary

Well I know, literally getting them ante 8

[strong prairie]

Win without them disappearing/expiring haha

[quiet junco]

With an op run

[strong prairie]

There's a cool tech where you get* a perishable gros michel so it can't extinct itself

[quiet junco]

My dumbass had a constellation (I sold for luch) Yorick setup, and I sold Luchador on cerulean thinking it'll still give me the sticker

[loud plume]

Ik I'll prob lose this since it's orange stake but holy shit what are the odds

[solemn elm]

by grab i thought you meant hold

thought there was a new holding tech :(

[strong prairie]

Lmao

Just hold banana and it cant disappear 🤯

[wintry patrol]

skip blinds in the last 1-2 antes if you know you can score enough

if you have a really good run then that's probably the time to reroll for food jokers to sticker

[loud plume]

Ok forget it the run just got saved plz tell me what to sell idk

[raw aspen]

Ik it released yesterday but is that oblivion remake good

[hushed anchor]

no discard build

[raw aspen]

I kinda wanna buy it but it's expensive af and I don't remember liking the original that much

[fresh spruce]

don't buy it then

[young bolt]

blueprint my love

[granite portal]

sometimes i wonder why i even play this game

why did i buy this

[rare yew]

Egg

That’s why

[inner tiger]

Egg

[ember root]

But Swashbuckler and Temperance value

[fresh spruce]

I think all eggs should be eternal the way people complain about 'em

[inner tiger]

Egg is the second best joker in the game.

[granite portal]

i beg to disagree

[inner tiger]

Ur right it's 1

[fresh spruce]

Perishable ride the bus (the best joker): it is what it is
Eternal egg: A great injustice has fallen upon me

[raw aspen]

I kinda want to

[fresh spruce]

not worth tbh

[granite portal]

wait so y is ride the bus good

[raw aspen]

Have you played it

[granite portal]

i dont get it

[raw aspen]

No

[fresh spruce]

if you get it anti 1 you can get high +mult

[acoustic jolt]

Not

[fresh spruce]

same with red card

[acoustic jolt]

But it can scale pretty damn high

[fresh spruce]

they're also commons

[granite portal]

this is y im asking

[acoustic jolt]

It's basically just green joker so

[fresh spruce]

I love discards though

[granite portal]

it seems kinda buns

[acoustic jolt]

Exactly

[acoustic jolt]

Ok think of this

Green Joker

[granite portal]

imean

[acoustic jolt]

Decently hard to scale consistently but if you do

[granite portal]

i prefer the tarot one

[acoustic jolt]

+40 mult

[inner tiger]

No money, no flushes, no bitches, death

[acoustic jolt]

For Gold Stake where you AREN'T aiming for absurd Ante 14 decks it's really good

[fresh spruce]

it's a scaling joker, you pick it up and it does nothing, but you can get up to +12 multi per ante, I got it up to +72 in a run

[inner tiger]

I'm a simple man. I only play flushes and only take gros Michel and cavendish

[acoustic jolt]

Yeah this

Scaling Joker

[granite portal]

like its aight

but a low b high c tier at best

[acoustic jolt]

Gold Stake

[fresh spruce]

S tier in gold stake

[inner tiger]

It's honestly amazing although I do hate it

[granite portal]

ah

gold stake

icic

[acoustic jolt]

If you get it early and can keep your stacks it's fucking amazing if you just want to win

[inner tiger]

I scream and cry and protest and then win

[acoustic jolt]

Obviously it's not good for normies (endless shills)

[fresh spruce]

Shop one ride the bus, win's guaranteed if you don't fuck it up

[thorn merlin]

i know theres a tool you can use to get unseeden runs with certian values like legendary jokers, would anyone know the name of this tool

[fresh spruce]

Brainstorm iirc

[acoustic jolt]

Yeah but unfortunately Face cards are kinda important soooo

I'd just use Green Joker

[inner tiger]

I don't have the self control to make red card work

[acoustic jolt]

You're basically using your hands as discards anyways soooooo

[fresh spruce]

I do and I still don't like red card in practice. I like it in theory

[acoustic jolt]

You need some fat econ for Red Card

[fresh spruce]

Red card early is bad because I don't have the econ

[inner tiger]

Its dr specterds most used joker lol

[acoustic jolt]

That and compared to Green it literally scales slower

[fresh spruce]

And if I pick it up, I just wasted my money for like an ante

[acoustic jolt]

And unlike Green there isn't a cost to scaling besides dying to the Needle cause you suck and forgot

3 times now

God I'm an idiot

[fresh spruce]

The needle has killed more gold stakes than I can count

[acoustic jolt]

OH RIGHT

[fresh spruce]

I'd be scraping by, and then I have 3 shops to lock in

[acoustic jolt]

The uhhh extra hand income

[fresh spruce]

Extra hand income isn't real past ante one

[acoustic jolt]

I guess that's important? Idk

[acoustic jolt]

Lmao yeah

[fresh spruce]

I like moderately care about it, but not really

[acoustic jolt]

Half of it is from econ jokers and the other half is from interest

[fresh spruce]

I love golden joker!!!!!!!

[acoustic jolt]

So yeah Red Card is mid as fuck

[fresh spruce]

Rebate more like midbate

gottem

(I am too greedy)

Five whole dalla's

KA CHING

[inner tiger]

Having DNA with the needle, the fools gambit

[acoustic jolt]

God fuck I love Rebate

[dapper wing]

god I fucking hate seance

[thorn merlin]

i know theres a tool you can use to get unseeden runs with certian values like legendary jokers, would anyone know the name of this tool

[inner tiger]

Loving gold joker and hating mail in and not caring about hand dollars

?!!!

[inner tiger]

I think I've made it give me a Tarot card twice lol

I did make a straight flush build work once. Never saw seance of course

[final thunder]

brainstorm mod

[acoustic jolt]

Didn't you already ask this

[thorn merlin]

ye and nobody responded

so i asked again

[acoustic jolt]

^

[thorn merlin]

but ty byrne

[quick gazelle]

behold

the eternal egg

[final thunder]

eternal egg is still good

[quick gazelle]

factual

[fresh spruce]

I think you'd take it because temperance and swashbuckler

[final thunder]

less so swash

[fresh spruce]

You just gotta hope

[final thunder]

but temperance is a lot of money in a run

[quick gazelle]

well even if I did I didn’t get a single swashbuckler that run unfortunately

[finite shadow]

hey guys i just launch my game and i see this am i hacked?

[final thunder]

and you can have 1 eternal slot for econ and be fine

[young bolt]

it's round 15 and michel still fucking alive

i'm both lucky and unlucky

[granite portal]

xd

[fresh spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/team-rocket-jessy-james-prepare-for-trouble-gif-14684490

[young bolt]

oh finally he died

now i should pry to get him again

[granite portal]

and its alr to late to get them i think 😭 my other jokers power crept the combo

[fresh spruce]

So when the scaling is plus three per round but takes 2 jokers you like it, interesting

Interesting

[granite portal]

i just thought it was funny

bro aint letting it go 😭

and i reroll and swashbuclkers still there 😭

lemme live in peace istg

[young bolt]

egg is overrated ☝️

[acoustic jolt]

Difference is, egg gets money so you get more if you sell it when you get better jokers and you don't have to use all of your hands to scale it (Money🤑)

[opaque shard]

The burnt joker on the rares only seed:

[fresh spruce]

2/5

Crazy

[granite portal]

SWASHBUCKLERS BACK NEXT ROUND WTFFFF

LEAVE ME A LONE

[acoustic jolt]

Can I win this guys

[acoustic jolt]

Curse of Blackbeard

[dusky oasis]

You will buy the swash

[acoustic jolt]

Man I sure do love Aces

[fresh spruce]

She be buckling my swash till I plus mult

[young bolt]

does four of a kind counts as two pair

[granite portal]

wait

fuck

y doesnt it 😭

[opaque shard]

No

[fresh spruce]

No

[fresh spruce]

Three of a kind is actually three pair. (1-2, 1-3, 2-3)

It contains three possible pairs

[granite portal]

i dont think the maths mathing

oh wait

[fresh spruce]

Four of a kind, contains three possible permutations of two pairs existing at the same time and six possible permutations of pairs

[granite portal]

the math is mathing

wait

my brain hurts

[fresh spruce]

Four of a kind is six pair

[young bolt]

why does michel dies randomly for no reason in the end of the round

[opaque shard]

1 in 6 chance

[young bolt]

yeah but why

[granite portal]

yesteray i had this run with the retrigger all face cards

was doing glass queens

till they broke 😭

[fresh spruce]

It's based off a banana that had a really bad plague

[opaque shard]

Panama disease

[fresh spruce]

So when it go extinct, it caught the disease that kills it, and then cavenish is brought onto market to replace it

[young bolt]

stop fishing around

oh it's me

[fresh spruce]

brother

[red hamlet]

😔 BLUEPRINT ON PHOTO, BRAINSTORM ON CHAD 😔

[fresh spruce]

Glass card

[opaque shard]

We're surrounded by fish...

[red hamlet]

Speak to the Math 🗿

[opaque shard]

You know what that means

[stiff hull]

How do I be good at magic deck?

[granite portal]

wait how da fuq

send the sauce

[opaque shard]

Copy hermit

[fresh spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/man-down-gif-25529738

[stiff hull]

Fair enough.

[granite portal]

OH FUCK

IM AN IDDIOT

YOUR RIGHT

[opaque shard]

Yro'ue*

[red hamlet]

brainstorm on chad means 5 procs of 1st card
each proc is 3 x2 due to photo, bp and glass
15 procs

if you copy chad with everything
you get 7 procs
of 2 x2
photo and glas

15 > 14

[granite portal]

ye i just realized

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[granite portal]

but like what mod / application / website is this

[young bolt]

alright chat, the moment of truth, what joker should i sell

[granite portal]

do tell

ah thx

[ionic osprey]

chat are we cook

[red hamlet]

Saffron's fantastic calculator

[granite portal]

you are literally him tyytyy

[red hamlet]

no, i'm it/its

[cold dome]

panama disease

[opaque shard]

How do you have so many Perkeos

[granite portal]

you are literally it tyytyy

[young bolt]

so bad

[red hamlet]

is in bio

YO IT'S ME

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-rick-dalton-point-finger-pointing-hand-right-there-gif-20349799

[opaque shard]

And me

I'm famous

[livid berry]

Pray you particle accelerator hard enough

[red hamlet]

funky seed and/or debug mod

[opaque shard]

I see

[red hamlet]

probably just a funky seed

[ionic osprey]

when mommy perkeo and daddy perkeo make love

[quick gazelle]

wee perkeo comes out

[opaque shard]

Don't talk to me like a toddler

[livid berry]

When perkeo dupes perkeo

[opaque shard]

Sowwy that was rude

[red hamlet]

goo goo gaa gaa, lil guy

[magic swan]

Space Joker Appreciation post

[red hamlet]

🤏 itsy bitsy palu

[opaque shard]

I'M NOT A BABY

Waaaaahh

[red hamlet]

who's a good lil guy

yes you are

[magic swan]

Perkeo Appreciation post

[cold dome]

i would appreciate space joker if he actually upgraded my hand

[opaque shard]

Ok this is a little weird actually

[magic swan]

Arrowhead Appreciation post

[opaque shard]

Not Lynns fault tho

[quick gazelle]

he never wants to proc 🤬🤬

[cold dome]

overrated

[red hamlet]

no it is

lmfao

i'll stop

[magic swan]

WAIT

no

fuck perkeo

[cold dome]

basedbasedbasedbased

[red hamlet]

🗿 only because this is a hilarious plugin

[magic swan]

Chicot Appreciation post

[opaque shard]

Chicot

[magic swan]

just be lucky

god damn

[magic swan]

get OA6

[red hamlet]

I SAW THAT

PRICK

(i missed the A tbh)

and panicked

[quick gazelle]

its good but I never pick it up if i’m not doing lucky cat typa build

[red hamlet]

cause there was another emote there

[cold dome]

i thought you were spelling "yes" and not "yeah" :(

[magic swan]

Throwback Appreciation post

[cold dome]

absolutely not

[magic swan]

you guys be hatin on anything

[opaque shard]

Yorick appreciation post

[magic swan]

FUCK yorick

FUCK chicot

[cold dome]

chicot is good
arrowhead is good
yorick is good

[red hamlet]

you guys be hatin on anything

[opaque shard]

If you insist

[magic swan]

NO

[red hamlet]

I'M TRYING

[magic swan]

??????????????

DEROGATORY

[red hamlet]

I'M REALLY REALLY TRYING

[fresh spruce]

YOO

[quick gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[fresh spruce]

another chico truther

I love him

[red hamlet]

"another"
and then it's always me

[fresh spruce]

I want to smooch his lips

[magic swan]

Flash Card Appreciation post

different opinion i see

[fresh spruce]

I ment to repy to the fuck chico post

[ember root]

Flash Card more like stinky

[opaque shard]

Yro'ue stinky

[magic swan]

you guys should play other build than baron pog baron or photochad

[cold dome]

flash card is red card but less cool

[opaque shard]

Yeah you're right

But still

[red hamlet]

i don't even play balatro dawg

my last proper run was like last month

[young bolt]

um i don't think that's jimbo

[magic swan]

Blueprint and Brainstorm Depreciation post

[opaque shard]

True

[red hamlet]

cry about it

[opaque shard]

They suck

[cold dome]

the jimbussy 😳

[fresh spruce]

real as fuck for this

[magic swan]

its a CARD

[fresh spruce]

All of them are drawings

[ember root]

I haven't had a photochad run in weeks, I just never find a good spot to scale flash card 😔

[fresh spruce]

Everything you see on a phone is a image

[magic swan]

r/balatro is quivering

[cold dome]

we love yuri in this house
go to your room

[magic swan]

get econ joker

rockety

now onto the tarots

[red hamlet]

You underestimate my power

[magic swan]

Lovers Appreciation post

[fresh spruce]

It's my mental fanfiction and I get to make it about a card

[sick silo]

hanging chad appreciation post

[fresh spruce]

Shut up

[magic swan]

Wheel of Fortune Appreciation post

[cold dome]

ante 1 rocket makes me cream a little

[ember root]

Lovers is actually really good (when you're desperate to activate Driver's License)

[opaque shard]

Hologram appreciation post

[magic swan]

THIS

Judgement Appreciation post

[red hamlet]

Wild cards

[cold dome]

i'll start appreciating lovers once the wild card buff happens

[magic swan]

you guys are lame for not playing wild cards build

[ember root]

Smeared Joker appreciation post

[magic swan]

i have to disagree on this one

[opaque shard]

Wild cards are alright but def need to be better

[magic swan]

FLOWER POT DEPRECIATION POST

[opaque shard]

No

[ember root]

Be nice

[magic swan]

worse than Marble

[cold dome]

flower pot is fine
not a good Xmult, but if it's the only thing you can find then it's not terrible (unlock some OTHER jokers i could mention)

[red hamlet]

YEAAAAH

@sick silo love you man

[magic swan]

lameeee

tomatoes be upon ye

[red hamlet]

i was cheering af for the up to show up

[magic swan]

[fresh spruce]

true!

[magic swan]

Obelisk and Flower Pot are making out

[fresh spruce]

I did not care for the campfire. It insists upon itself

[cold dome]

top 3 Xmult and mid Xmult
truly fantastic yuri

[thorn merlin]

hey guys, i downloaded lovely and Smods, and i got some error messages, if anyone can help, i will DM you some screenshots to troubleshoot

[fresh spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-itinsistsuponitself-gif-26249772

[magic swan]

#⚙・modding-general

[thorn merlin]

oh sorry, mb

[magic swan]

Campfire is actually good

[fresh spruce]

Every take you have, is evidence for the opposite

[red hamlet]

ok but campfire is actually good

[sick silo]

be honest
when was the last time ANYONE used wild cards
if a type of card is debuffed then that wild card is too
only good thing i can see from it is how it can give mults depending on what jokers you have

[ember root]

Campfire is good though

[red hamlet]

it can be annoying to play with

but the only people who say it's bad
are people with bad eco

[fresh spruce]

It insists upon itself

[cold dome]

ancient joker, flower pot

[red hamlet]

i'm gonna insist you sit on my couch and we watch invincible season 3

[fresh spruce]

okay

[sick silo]

i think the "reseting after boss blind" put me off

[ember root]

I think some are also under the assumption that you have to sell jokers to scale it

If it was really like that then yeah it would be kinda dog

[fresh spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/quby-chan-smile-cute-happy-sitting-down-gif-17010833

[red hamlet]

could be worse

it could reset after every blind 🙂

[fresh spruce]

if it didn't reset it would be insane

[fresh spruce]

hit the road

[ember root]

cough cough hit the road cough

[red hamlet]

good song

[sick silo]

hit the road can kick rocks

[red hamlet]

git hte road can hit the road

[ember root]

hit the road jack, and don'tchu come back no more no more no more no more

[sick silo]

or drive over them

[fresh spruce]

it can... hit the road

[opaque shard]

I've only had one good hit the road build and thats it

[ember root]

Jen Joker can Hit the Road

[opaque shard]

Well two but the first was on red stake

[agile pawn]

selling campfire for campfire value

[fresh spruce]

I think we need a wild card joker

[magic swan]

i play checkered deck

[fresh spruce]

flushes are mid

[opaque shard]

No

[magic swan]

Seller's Note :
You should be shot.

[opaque shard]

Well yes, but actually no

[fresh spruce]

ante 1 warriors over here

[ember root]

Come to think of it, Wild Cards are the only enhancement type that don't have a joker dedicated to them

🥀

[magic swan]

hieroglyph is my bitch

[opaque shard]

Mult and bonus count too

[red hamlet]

brother in christ
all of the suit jokers
(also license )

[fresh spruce]

mid = medicore not bad

[opaque shard]

Fair enough

[agile pawn]

me taking every single lovers i see just to activate driver's license

[fresh spruce]

words have meaning maybe probably

[sick silo]

i hope to god when you go for a straight consisting of an Ace, 2, 3, 4, 5, but the game screws you over and gives you a seven instead of a five

[red hamlet]

mid
check this one out

[opaque shard]

Roffle jumpscare

[sick silo]

oh and you have no discards left afterwards

[ember root]

They're not meant to be combo'd with Wild Cards per se though, at least not the way Golden Ticket, Steel Joker, Glass Joker and Lucky Cat do

[magic swan]

i need one thats like

hold on

[ember root]

Closest one is Ancient Joker

[magic swan]

let me see if i can find the exact video

[fresh spruce]

lovers if it enhanced 2 cards

[magic swan]

lile this

[acoustic jolt]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU

[magic swan]

i need it to be like this

[red hamlet]

get this weirdo out of my face

[magic swan]

:3

they want me to fight the chicken?

[magic swan]

➖🟩🟩🟩
➖🟩🟩⬛
➖🟩🟩🟩
➖➖🟦➖⬜⬜
➖➖🟦🟩⬜⬛
➖➖🟦➖⬜⬜🟧
⬜⬜⬜🟪⬜⬜🟥
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
➖➖🟨
➖➖🟨🟨

[sick silo]

CHICKEN JOCKEY

[agile pawn]

Hey folks, in today's video we're back with more gold stake Balatro. In this run, I found estradiol pills in the first shop

[fresh spruce]

man that's really fucked up, you find this funny?

[magic swan]

Jimbo sold me fent

[opaque shard]

Yes

[fresh spruce]

I'm taking the piss idc

[signal pilot]

do yall think i win this

[acoustic jolt]

Wow that's uh

[opaque shard]

Sorry if you don't like it actually

[acoustic jolt]

That's not looking good

[signal pilot]

i might be cooked

[agile pawn]

apparently with the buff it "won't need to be 2"

[fresh spruce]

I think it's fine

[acoustic jolt]

You can do it bro

I believe in you

[signal pilot]

couldnt find a skip tag or directors cut lmao

[sick silo]

w8 everything has a eternal sticker
madness is famished

[signal pilot]

dude my madness is at 11x mult lmao

[fresh spruce]

you either win or you don't, 50/50

[signal pilot]

yeah i gotta play diamonds thats my only hope

my flush is like level 10 and my flush house is level 17

[acoustic jolt]

Madness with Anaglyph 💔

[signal pilot]

yeahhh

[grave crest]

hi friends

[acoustic jolt]

Clearly everybody knows you can only use double tags on Negatives

[signal pilot]

yeah ik its weird

ive had some insane runs with all the negatives

i have 10 tags i cant use

[magic swan]

i would say this is why wild cards ar ebetter, but then i remember the wild cards hasnt been buffed yet

[signal pilot]

[red hamlet]

[signal pilot]

wild cards are debuffed when you get any boss that disables a suit

[magic swan]

yeah

[signal pilot]

thats why they SUCK

[magic swan]

im waitinf for the buff

[acoustic jolt]

I seriously wonder why Wilds are even a thing honestly

[ember root]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-trans-gif-21110079

[signal pilot]

it makes sense in a game like this

but like

[red hamlet]

chat

remember to take meds

[signal pilot]

not great

[lost kindle]

no

[magic swan]

its a card game

wild cards are a thing

[signal pilot]

^

[acoustic jolt]

It's also a card enhancement

[magic swan]

for the record

[acoustic jolt]

Oh right

Wild cards irl

Yeah I guess that's fair

[sick silo]

theyre every suit
which dosent sound that bad
BUT THEYRE EVERY SUIT

[magic swan]

i played cards game before

uhhh

UNO

yeah im certified

[agile pawn]

i'm wondering how wild cards are going to be buffed next update

[acoustic jolt]

I'm sorry to hear that

I hope you recover soon

[magic swan]

just kidding, i played alot of blackjack

[acoustic jolt]

HELL YEAH

The dealer watching me hit with a 20

[signal pilot]

yeah gg lmao i played a flush of hearts but cant make another flush

[sick silo]

localthunk if you can hear this have the wild cards not debuffed from the certain boss blinds localthunk please

[magic swan]

m y love life is like a blackjack

i always hit on

[acoustic jolt]

I mean

You can still make flushes with debuffed cards

On trigger effects just won't work and it won't give chips

So

[magic swan]

what levels are your full house

[acoustic jolt]

You can do it

[signal pilot]

wait youre so right

[acoustic jolt]

I guess

[signal pilot]

i forgot

[ember root]

I'm guessing debuff immunity (it would also be nice if a single wild card activated flower pot)

[magic swan]

THIS IS WHY PLANETS ARE THE GOAT

[signal pilot]

like 2

ive only been playing flushes and flush houses

[magic swan]

hold on

[acoustic jolt]

[Hisoka] Good boy.

[magic swan]

dont play it yet

[acoustic jolt]

Flushes are amazing

[magic swan]

im calculating

[acoustic jolt]

I love flushes

[red hamlet]

flush your head down the toilet

[acoustic jolt]

:(

[opaque shard]

My name is Jimbo
I made Balatro
It was difficult to put the pieces together

[ember root]

I think flushes are stupid

[acoustic jolt]

I think YOU'RE stupid :((((

[magic swan]

how much is your holo and madness?

[sick silo]

but unfortunately
something went so wrong
and now i cant do anything
but play this stupid blind

[ember root]

Kind of mean

[red hamlet]

My new work is mean

[acoustic jolt]

He doesn't have many options either way bro

Just let him do it

We'll see if he loses or not

[red hamlet]

We have an anti-silly clause

[calm cypress]

I'm fkin MURDERING this egg challenge run

[signal pilot]

bruhhh i lost but i totally forgot i couldve won

i got 3 million chips

[acoustic jolt]

💔

[signal pilot]

i shouldve just relied on the retriggers u were so right

still a good run for me

first time getting to gold stake to

[acoustic jolt]

What retriggers?

[magic swan]

yeah its ver for you

[signal pilot]

i had like a +10 hand size and 4 steel blue seal kings

i kinda sold

[acoustic jolt]

Talking here got me in the mood for some Buhaloatruuu

I'm doing Checkered again

[signal pilot]

i fw checkered

[ember root]

I think Checkered Deck is kinda like

Kinda stupid

[red hamlet]

Play something else instead

[red hamlet]

You're kinda stupid

Dum bunny pfp head ahh

[signal pilot]

i guess if u dont like flushes then

[ember root]

This post was made by Abandoned Deck enthusiasts

[acoustic jolt]

What the fuck is this? I don't remember having this run

[signal pilot]

u wont like it

[magic swan]

im gonna play modded

[magic swan]

toodles

[signal pilot]

first gold stake run

[acoustic jolt]

I hate you

[ember root]

😵‍💫

MEAN

BE NICE

[ember root]

That's a fucked up rabbit

[red hamlet]

YEAAAH CAMPFIRE

WOOOO

[signal pilot]

the red and orange sticker on jokers look too similar

that bothers me so much

[calm cypress]

every temperance gives me $50 and I start rerolls at $1

[ember root]

What challenge is that

[calm cypress]

also i have tarot mogul or whatever it's called

[ember root]

Omelette?

[calm cypress]

ya

[ember root]

Nice

[calm cypress]

I'm absolutely MURDERING it

[ember root]

Reminds me of this one run I had in on a knife's edge

[wary sigil]

fumbled a run with a natural negative blueprint

[raw aspen]

Golly

[ember root]

💸

[calm cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[red hamlet]

Hello, I like pats

[lost kindle]

i love mods

[agile pawn]

i love green joker

[atomic heron]

what the fucking fuck
just lost at the last boss on black stake red deck because my jokers were shuffled and it gave me 4 of a kind by not counting a diamond as a part of a red flush. Even though smeared doesn't matter in order. Hooray killed by a fucking bug

[agile pawn]

not a bug

4 of a kind just takes priority over flush

[atomic heron]

oh because four of a kind > flush even though my flush was higher. That's just fucking stupid lol

[agile pawn]

yeah

[atomic heron]

god dammit i was so close. Everyone, bathe in the schadenfreude

[ember root]

You'll get em next time

[honest canopy]

It tells you on the left the hand that will score 😬

[atomic heron]

nooooo shit chet

doesn't mean I was paying attention to it

[honest canopy]

I respect the answer

[ember root]

bro

[grave crest]

????

vro

[magic swan]

???????????????????

[sly grove]

<@&1133519078540185692> smite this man

[swift sail]

agreed

[sly grove]

thank you

[cyan solstice]

Checks profile
3 messages sent

Yeah that checks out

[red hamlet]

[lost kindle]

how many messages do i have

[red hamlet]

Good work, green boys

[cyan solstice]

At least 1

[lost kindle]

oof

i think i need more

[calm cypress]

nooooo

my eggies

p good overall I think

[lost kindle]

finance ppl be like

[sly grove]

if you had a domination line for that one blind you just one-tapped what would you say
i'd say

Keep in mind I'm doing all this to get a new set of cards. You just got defeated by a greed-face!

[red hamlet]

I'd say "nice, let's keep it going"

[rocky coyote]

Pair and 11 ante is wild

With egg build👍

[rapid scroll]

Lmao useless Burn

[restive dawn]

Luckiest natural negative lol

[rapid scroll]

Dread it, run from it, Photochad arrives all the same

[restive dawn]

Too real lmao

[rapid scroll]

Beautiful looking run though damn

[restive dawn]

I just sold the Chad for sock last ante too

[undone notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987808825040048190/1337534168694784020/YbqKimv.gif

[rapid scroll]

I wanna do an Idol run someday but it's not easy

[signal pilot]

yoooo

i just got to gold stake and beat it in one try

i beat orange and gold back to back on anaglyph

[grave crest]

[magic swan]

cant wait for this game to release

[blissful canyon]

Bro wants to play Bad afro

[sly grove]

ball acre*

[deft bolt]

Ban astro*

[solemn elm]

has anyone here played the balatro demo on steam :(

[swift trellis]

literally. THE. last card. in the fucking deck. i needed to win. i have no discards. 1 hand left. this one. singular. steel. is the reason i lose. what the fuck is this stupid fucking game

[blissful canyon]

Baltico

[glad oriole]

should’ve had more steels ih

ig

[swift trellis]

I KNOWWW I TRIED MAKING MORE BUT I DIDNT HAVE THE MONEY

[sly grove]

ballad row*

[swift trellis]

PLUS i already HAD a chariot so if i got that last steel i could hold 4 steels and play my 5oak to guarantee the win

[blissful canyon]

Bone marrow

[swift trellis]

but the ONE. CARD. LEFT IN THE DECK. IS THE ONE I NEEDED

[blissful canyon]

Do you have your jokers ordered right

That could fix it

[swift trellis]

this is the only order its been in the entire run

[sly grove]

banter oh

[blissful canyon]

Move the outline to the end