🎙・server-chat

[digital quiver]

2

[agile pawn]

hm

how are your poker hands looking

[digital quiver]

they're all level 1 💀

[agile pawn]

yeah i don't think it's worth

[digital quiver]

xd

[agile pawn]

unless you can find any flat mult

[digital quiver]

wait I have chaos + jj

I'll just skip madness

want to try this funny setup

[agile pawn]

could do madness roulette too that's an option

[digital quiver]

lol

I think I've played enough madness runs already

want to try Jj

wait

why did it not scale

when I rerolled

does flash card not scale if using a free reroll?

huhhhh

[blissful canyon]

I feel like there’s no mentioned stipulations against that

Are there any developers on, this might need a patch haha

[digital quiver]

if I have burglar should I take square or runner

🤔

[agile pawn]

square probably

[digital quiver]

alr

wait wtf the wheel actually hit???

[red hamlet]

L

reset

all luck drained

[digital quiver]

😭

[digital quiver]

ok if I score 50k per hand with 7 hands

that's not enough for ante 8

hm

surely I scale enough

[blissful canyon]

Is there a mod that can make the joker guy swear at me

[loud stag]

papa's casually making the best looking food:

[hoary kiln]

Jimbo is the best joker

[rare yew]

[hoary kiln]

:0

Wow

Truly wise words

[red iris]

Morning all, how's everyone?

YOUR REMINDER THAT YOU ALL ARE AWESOME AND LOVED!!

[hoary kiln]

It's 10:34 pm wdym morning

[agile pawn]

i think we need another egg joker

[hoary kiln]

That is something I can agree with

[acoustic jolt]

Who to brainstorm?

Photo right?

[red hamlet]

Yeah

Adds 6 procs of x2
Vs copying chad and only getting 4

Nah, bro is chilling

2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256x with just photo chad brainstorming
Tribe makes it 512x

[agile pawn]

tribe is the only rare i haven't got a gold sticker on yet :(

[red hamlet]

1024x*
I can't count

[slim junco]

no fucking way my ass pulled dna round 1 ante 1

[quick gazelle]

7.5x mult on lucky cat is so beautiful

[red hamlet]

Don't buy it

[slim junco]

tf not

[red hamlet]

Cause your ass on checkered and you can just build around flushes

[slim junco]

but its dna bro

i can use it to dupe face cards

and build straight flush

[red hamlet]

Straight flush 🤮

Just build flush five at that point

[acoustic jolt]

Nah it's pretty good

Flush House is my main hand (one of my lucky kings has gold) so I can always get that delicious x2

Besides there's only a few things I'd replace it with

(Showman Blueprint and Buskin)

Not including legendaries cause I only get Chicot

It's staying

Also holy shit that was a lot of money per round

[red hamlet]

Not built for these streets am afraid

[acoustic jolt]

How do you even do that

[red hamlet]

I was testing how many chicots it takes to get negative infinity blind size

691 for violet vessel
Around 1080 for the wall

[acoustic jolt]

Five hundred chicots

[red hamlet]

Yes, I made that

[frank marsh]

Chicot and perkeo are the only legendary jokers i need gold stickered and then I've just got a few stragglers

[acoustic jolt]

You're a goat and I love you

[rare hedge]

I think you use the red one to much

[acoustic jolt]

I don't think I even have Perkeo found yet

My luck is just that garbage

[red hamlet]

Here

@acoustic jolt

[digital quiver]

I need perkeo gold sticker 💀

only found it recently

[acoustic jolt]

Yeah ik

Saw it a few weeks ago

Utterly amazing

[acoustic jolt]

Not enough

[slim junco]

What happens if its at -infinity

[red hamlet]

Softlock

[slim junco]

Oh

[lament saddle]

Hmm Octane face card

[unkempt oak]

is this where i find the balatro

[inner tiger]

I way I thought you just liked this meme 😭

[inner tiger]

We ran our

Anyone play slay the spire

[sly grove]

everyone at the poker night watching as the dealer paints a red X on every K Q and J (i am so fucked)

[unkempt oak]

godamnit man

[red hamlet]

Nah I make shit sometimes

[inner tiger]

they have some leftovers here
https://discord.gg/slaythespire

[glacial sequoia]

Yk, reddit is funny sometimes

[red hamlet]

Baron pog baron ooga booga

[inner tiger]

Roffle likes dusk ?

[red hamlet]

Dusk is pretty good

Sucks it kills hands left eco

[glacial sequoia]

It's a retrigger, so...

[red hamlet]

But it's an all retrig

[inner tiger]

Just like acrobat I never wanted to rely on my last hand

[vale fog]

but hey x3 mult

[glacial sequoia]

Acrobat is great on Green Joker and etc.

[inner tiger]

Died too many times ante 7/9

[vale fog]

(I don't use acrobat either)

[inner tiger]

7/8

[glacial sequoia]

[inner tiger]

9/11

I'm crashing out

[carmine river]

Hi crashing out

[inner tiger]

Hi teter I'm dad

I just crashed the family car into the ravine

[thin mason]

holy shit arena_ravine

[inner tiger]

Yep

After Like 30 hours of cheating on Balatro with STS imma runa. Quick Glyph

[echo sand]

wth is "cheesesteak" bruh

is this in the new update

[inner tiger]

Couldn't figure that one out either

[glacial sequoia]

OP said they tried to write Idol but phone autocorrected or smth
I forgor

[digital quiver]

yooo

[glacial sequoia]

Congratulations!

[echo sand]

man autocorrect is weird

[digital quiver]

why did I not get achievement 😭

[echo sand]

it does that

i think you have to just do a normal run after and then it gives it to you

[digital quiver]

alr plasma deck white stake speedrun time

[glacial sequoia]

Funny

[echo sand]

well that's something

[red hamlet]

It's not a bad play

But it can be risky yeah
I tend to use calc to see if it'll work out

[floral crypt]

Find something weird there

[red hamlet]

-3 hands

[echo sand]

how the hell do you acheive this on ANTE 3⁉️⁉️

[red hamlet]

Le Debug Mod

[echo sand]

nice

[floral crypt]

Mysterious and overpowered Debug mod

[echo sand]

damn i play on console

[red hamlet]

L

[inner tiger]

This is crazy but

[red hamlet]

(Unless is xbox, then I get it)

[inner tiger]

I've never played steam version

[echo sand]

me neither

i got it on switch and mobile

[inner tiger]

In a closeted gamer

[inner tiger]

I need to just build a PC already or half come out and get a gaming laptop

[red hamlet]

Get a pc

Same price as a good laptop
Runs better

[inner tiger]

My 2013 MacBook ain't cookin

[red hamlet]

OH it's cookin

Eggs when it overheats

[inner tiger]

It's damn near taking off

[echo sand]

anyone know a good pc or should i just build my own

[inner tiger]

Get smeltin'

[red hamlet]

I got a

Ryzen 5600x
Rtx 3070ti I think
32 gigs of rammius

Nowadays you can get a 4070 for a similar price to a 3070ti and it'll run better

[floral crypt]

Zeon and 9800 gt

[inner tiger]

Let's talk price.

[red hamlet]

Like 800 gbp total, ish?

Not counting monitor and peripherals

[echo sand]

i currently got the worst specs in modern history

[inner tiger]

Im developing myopia / double vision from the switch

[echo sand]

it barely runs a game from 2004

[inner tiger]

Bold of u to assume I'm from UK

[red hamlet]

That's ok
A lot of PCs struggle with 2004 games

[red hamlet]

It gives you a conversion goober

I'm not gonna do all that work

Google is free

[inner tiger]

Honestly took me a min to think of what "gbp" was lol

Since you left and all

[vale fog]

gross bomestic product

[echo sand]

i mean i guess it makes sense that hl2 runs kinda shit cause it does pretty advanced physics calculations?

[red hamlet]

Great British Pound

[red hamlet]

I meant more shit like morrowind and fallout new vegas

Because they crash so much

[digital quiver]

dang only 1% of steam players have c+

[echo sand]

those are both bethesda games idk what you expect from them

[red hamlet]

one of them is obsidian entertainment

[inner tiger]

Dollar 📉
Gold 📈

[echo sand]

but still published under bethesda i think

or zenimax

[red hamlet]

Now I know Americans ain't chart down reacting this shit without feeling depressed

[echo sand]

idk i stopped caring about bethesda after starfields massive flop

[inner tiger]

Huh

Yeah wtf make a new engine

[red hamlet]

Oblivion remaster is still janky

[red hamlet]

They don't need to make a new engine

They need to learn how to make games

"UNEXPLORED FRONTIERS"
10 seconds after I land, someone else lands
4 bases nearby
Abandoned base
Someone who was lost for weeks

[echo sand]

games like skyrim are peak but the fact that they've used the same engine since early 2010s is the issue

[red hamlet]

Starfield engine is quite good actually
They just never learnt how to make games good

[floral crypt]

Not everyone has that much luck and time you know

[echo sand]

starfield is just the skyrim engine with space graphics

and they made it way less fun

[red hamlet]

It runs good and it can do hella nice things like 20k potatoes all physics simmed

[inner tiger]

It would've certainly helped their biggest project in years not just be "Skyrim in space but a worse story"

[red hamlet]

Their fuckup was how many loading screens there was

And how boring exploration was

Or base building

The engine is literally fine lmfao

[echo sand]

i got caught pickpocketing in starfield and somehow got roped into this boring ass side mission where i was jailed and had to do some stupid stuff iont even remember

[red hamlet]

Wait till you find out about the Markarth jail quest that involves a revolution

The engine in starfield is fantastic

[echo sand]

played that one its pretty fun

[red hamlet]

It looks great and runs good enough

The quests are shit

[echo sand]

it's just a newer version of the same engine they used for skyrim

[inner tiger]

You also have the best machine to run it on lol

[red hamlet]

I remember 2 quests that were good

The one for the military that explained that heat leeches are terramorph babies
And the one with time travel

[inner tiger]

Do you know how much suffering Elden ring on Xbox one was

[red hamlet]

I was playing it on a 1660 super

[inner tiger]

Im a closeted gamer.

[red hamlet]

It was before my upgrade

[inner tiger]

Im crashing out

[red hamlet]

Legit tho

I played it with hotas

It's so peak

[red hamlet]

It's so close to a good game

[echo sand]

why did they even make a xbox 1 port anyway

[meager plank]

I just had a very fun glass ace plasma deck run

[echo sand]

wait til you hear about the switch 2 version

[red hamlet]

Mid Ring

[meager plank]

Mid ring

[red hamlet]

Balanced like shit
Magic has The Correct Answer in the 2nd region

[echo sand]

which has about the same power as xbox one but will probably have crustier graphics to fit on there

[inner tiger]

Flea bottom ring

[red hamlet]

And God damn bad replayability cause none of the bosses are fun except Impaler Twink and Centipede Lady, and that's dlc

[inner tiger]

Oh that's what ur saying. Hot take

Well I had never played a from soft game before

[echo sand]

no souls like games are "fun" really

[red hamlet]

Not even a hot take

Each boss has a move that they delay for years
And DLC bosses input read up the fucking wazoo

[inner tiger]

No it's torture but maybe I hate myself bc I put so many hours into allay

Allat

Half of it. Was loading

[red hamlet]

The first proper boss you're meant to fight
Mr Old Staff Man

Whole ass jump up move that he hangs for a couple seconds
Quick dagger throw to throw your ass off
Swing up into holding his cane for a long time to slam you good

Dark souls games did delayed attacks better

[echo sand]

elden ring loading screens are almost as bad as skyrim's

[red hamlet]

Because they're not delayed by 50 years

[red hamlet]

OK well no

That's not true

Elden Ring doesn't have loading screens for caves and interiors

[meager plank]

I FINALLY HIT AN E

[inner tiger]

What you don't like about that game is what I liked about the game

[echo sand]

cave screens are shorter and don't have a funny 3d model to spin around

[red hamlet]

What cave screens bro

You can drop down the sides to get extra materials

[echo sand]

when you go in a cave/dungeon level in skyrim

[red hamlet]

There's no loading screen

[red hamlet]

Legit, go play Dark souls 1 or 3

[echo sand]

are we talking about the same thing

[red hamlet]

There's no loading screens in elden ring for caves bro

[inner tiger]

I think she's saying "wym? Just clip though the walls"

[echo sand]

i said SKYRIM not eldin ring

[red hamlet]

Bro you said elden ring ones are almost as bad

Only loading is on fast travel, medallion lifts, teleporters and roundhold table

[inner tiger]

Why you crashing out

[echo sand]

chill bro iont even play fromsoft games

no idea what you're talking about

[red hamlet]

Then why are you talking bruh 🗿

[inner tiger]

This is now a binding of Isaac server.

[echo sand]

i wasnt talking about elden ring i was talking about skyrim but you are insisting i was talking about eldin ring

which i was not

because skyrim is just better

[echo sand]

that's one i havent played in a while

is it still good

and they left didnt they

that's crazy

[inner tiger]

Never played it either lol

My two runs after getting. C+ I hit anaglyph deck. Got to the end with like 10 double tags and neither of them had a neg tag in the entire thing

So I got pissed and bought slay the spire 😭

[red hamlet]

"Elden ring loading screens are almost as bad as skyrim's"

[inner tiger]

Balatro basically showed me that these games are my new love

[red hamlet]

When skyrim has them fuckin everywhere

[red hamlet]

Also no, I'm at induction for my new job

[inner tiger]

Think he was talkin about binding of Isaac devs

But congrats on job

[echo sand]

let it go bruh were not talking about this anymore

isaac is great based on what i remember

i like roguelike games like that and hades

and balatro counts as one i suppose

[inner tiger]

Probably half off my Elden ring experience was loading screens

On xbone lol

[echo sand]

yeah

[inner tiger]

Ya it's basically just trying to reach something and when you don't make it u start over right?

[echo sand]

yeah

[red hamlet]

Letting it go cause you're making a leaf blowing sim

😤

[inner tiger]

If you haven't played slay the spire and you like Balatro then youd absolute love it

[echo sand]

using my profile to start an argument is crazy buddy

[red hamlet]

Where am I starting it bruh

Leaf blowing is peak

[inner tiger]

Ok now I'm crashing out

[echo sand]

oh thanks

[red hamlet]

Sucks it's so loud or I'd gladly do it as a job

[echo sand]

it looks like this so far

but there will be more definitely

[fading leaf]

should i buy that joker???

[red hamlet]

Peak

[fading leaf]

this is my deck

[inner tiger]

Go upstairs mom and dad are fighting 😞

[red hamlet]

Sell a rocket for it

[fading leaf]

but my rockets 😦

they give me like 50 money every time

[inner tiger]

Absolute buy it

One rocket will be all you'll ever need soon

[fading leaf]

okey

thanks

[marble yarrow]

sell to the moon its quick profit

[inner tiger]

It's have more money and die sooner or buy it ig I'd shag that comes down to lol

Make sure u by the reroll boss voucher

GL

[fading leaf]

i yust got constellation

should i buy it

[marble yarrow]

yes

[inner tiger]

Sell all jokers and buy eternal egg

[marble yarrow]

show loadout

[inner tiger]

Woah woah woah...

Chill

[marble yarrow]

ayoo

[fading leaf]

i got lucky

[lilac gyro]

SOMEONE JUMP IN CASUAL QUEEEEUE

oops all caps

[inner tiger]

What is casual queue

[lilac gyro]

its multiplayer mod

oops wrong server lmao

[inner tiger]

I need a fucking computer lol

Closeted gamer.

[lilac gyro]

i'll buy u one

they got some hella cheap ones

[inner tiger]

🥰🥰🥰

[cobalt wing]

CHAT OMG

[inner tiger]

Im crashing in

[cobalt wing]

c+rashing out*

[inner tiger]

Oh brother

[cobalt wing]

This nat negative helps

[inner tiger]

Just crashed into a mattress firm

[cobalt wing]

AGAIN

but I can’t afford it

God damn

[echo sand]

why does jimbo q. jonkler look like this

[inner tiger]

That's on u big dog, always get the 300 ante in 1

Or u hold r

[buoyant orbit]

Im alive

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309994750606184552/1328483897461309601/straightjorkinit.gif

[balmy needle]

the plant is coming up and i cant reroll

hologram is only up to 1.75x mult

idk if i should sell something for blueprint

[acoustic jolt]

Smeared

Besides Flushes it's not exactly that useful

What level is your Flush and Flush related hands rn?

[rough oak]

Is there a mod for manually saving within blind?

[finite shadow]

You can use debug plus for save states

[pseudo hornet]

Did anybody else loose most of their progress I’m trying to figure out what’s going on

[finite shadow]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408

[finite shadow]

Wdym?

[pseudo hornet]

I logged in the game crashed
Closed game
Logged back in
All my stamps on my jokers and antes on my decks got deleted but the progress on all my other stuff stayed the same

[finite shadow]

Did the setting get turned off

[pseudo hornet]

Not sure what you mean I’m not the best with electronics

[finite shadow]

“Show stake stickers” or whatever. If your progress didn’t get wiped check to see if that setting got turned off

[pseudo hornet]

The stake stickers did get wiped is this just a bug or is it something that I just need to restart with

[meager plank]

Hell yeah man I just got my 20th win

[finite shadow]

You said your progress stayed the same. Did you check if the setting that displays the stickers got turned off.

[finite shadow]

Nice nice

[meager plank]

Plasma deck is very easy

[signal yacht]

Are you guys proud of me :)))

[meager plank]

How many challenges are there

[signal yacht]

20

[meager plank]

Oh you beat as many challenges as I have regular games

[signal yacht]

Don’t worry you’re the goat

[finite shadow]

Before purple stake, yeah :D

[signal yacht]

🫡

[pseudo hornet]

So my progress of collecting the jokers and decks I still have but all the stickers I have collected on my jokers and antes on the decks got deleted

[meager plank]

I haven’t beat purple stake I think so I wouldn’t know

[finite shadow]

Were you fucking around with mods

[pseudo hornet]

No never knew how to use them

[finite shadow]

Strange

[pseudo hornet]

I didn’t know if it had happened to anyone else

[finite shadow]

Did you switch profiles on accident?

No don’t know how it could’ve

There hasn’t been an update or anything

[finite shadow]

[balmy needle]

fuck yes just won gold stake blue deck

[pseudo hornet]

I just thought it was weird how half of the stuff I collected got deleted but the rest stayed the same

[signal yacht]

Well done

[finite shadow]

[signal yacht]

Photochad my beloved

[balmy needle]

how did you get through golden needle and jokerless

[balmy needle]

carried the run

i had smeared as well but had to sell it for the boss

[finite shadow]

Jokerless is not really hard at all. Play straights. Golden needle on the other hand sucks really bad

[signal yacht]

Ok so golden needle I just built into fancy pants and feed green joker like CRAZY

For jokerless blue seals are super important

[meager plank]

I can’t hear you jokerless is hard

[finite shadow]

Haha this is exactly what I did

[signal yacht]

I rarely ever use green card but it carried hard

[finite shadow]

Not green though, cuz you only get one hand

[signal yacht]

But also I think I picked up yorick at some point??

And having six discards there is crazy

[finite shadow]

Green could’ve only gotten up to 23 mult at max though, how could you have fed it hard with only one hand

Six discards w yorick is busted loll

[pseudo hornet]

So sad I had gold stake on four of my decks and I get to restart😢

[signal yacht]

I was mis remembering runs

I used green card on the one challenge that give you. A max handsize of 5

And THAT was the fancy pants run

[finite shadow]

I vaguely remember that one

Most of the challenges are less of challenges and more just effortless

[signal yacht]

Im not gonna lie the omelette pissed me off so much 😭

[finite shadow]

Like bram poker was stupid easy. Monolith was stupid stupid easy cuz obelisk best joker in the game

[signal yacht]

Like with jokerless I at least know what I’m getting into

[finite shadow]

Nawwww omelette fun

Yea I feel that

Jokerless lowkey is pretty easy if you know what you’re doing

[signal yacht]

But the hardest for me personally was cruelty

[balmy needle]

omelette wasnt bad for me

[finite shadow]

Cruelty was 100% harder than jokerless yup

[balmy needle]

cruelty took some time

[finite shadow]

Cruelty and golden needle were my last 2

[signal yacht]

And also for monolith I straight up ignored it lol

[balmy needle]

should i go for golden needle or jokerless rn lol

[finite shadow]

Obelisk❤️

[signal yacht]

Jokerless is probably better

I mean for me it was harder then needle but I got very lucky

Because yorick is my goat

[finite shadow]

Yorke

What deck should I play rn

[balmy needle]

yorick is the goat

[balmy needle]

ghost

[finite shadow]

I’ve been playing ghost all day :(

[balmy needle]

erratic

[signal yacht]

But ya I was also gonna say for jokerless deck fixing is super important along with blue seals

[finite shadow]

Ok

[balmy needle]

word i shall give it a try

[signal yacht]

Because five of a kind and flush fives scale so much nicer then normal flushes or straights

Good luck solider 🫡

[balmy needle]

tysm

[signal yacht]

@finite shadow I’m missing one joker in my collection do you know what the one below hanging chad/ right of onyx is?

[balmy needle]

glass joker

[signal yacht]

OHHHHHH

That makes so much sense

[balmy needle]

gains .75x mult for every glass card destroyed

[finite shadow]

Bottom right corner?

Would be glass yeah

[signal yacht]

Yeah because by the time I find it my build is already kinda set

[finite shadow]

It’s also like

Bad

[signal yacht]

LOL

[finite shadow]

I remember I got that joker on the challenge with all glass cards

Was really free lol

[signal yacht]

That’s actually crazy

[finite shadow]

Yeah and a hanging chad

I didn’t even have to think

Just skipped to the boss and played one card lmfao

[rough oak]

Okay cool

[signal yacht]

For me fragile challenge was a gauntlet

Like I had 9 cards when I got the ante 8 boss blind

[balmy needle]

lol same

[finite shadow]

Yeah it was designed to do that

[signal yacht]

Photo finish

[ornate gale]

We love glass cards

[signal yacht]

Shit had me like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807738336064176129/1363723784116502648/twitter_1914153035468615750.gif

[ornate gale]

But only when they dont break

[naive osprey]

i had 30 😈

[ornate gale]

https://tenor.com/view/garlic-plants-vs-zombies-pvz-meme-sadge-gif-17270541547812172333

[signal yacht]

Pvz my goat

[naive osprey]

shop 1 spaceman went hard with dice

[ornate gale]

Original was the best

Pvz2 is mid

[signal yacht]

Have you ever tried any modded ones?

[ornate gale]

NOT cus of the microtransactions tho

[ornate gale]

Im strictly referring vanilla

[signal yacht]

I played pvz brutal mode

[ornate gale]

I know theres a lot of pvz2 mods

[signal yacht]

And it lives up to its name

[ornate gale]

Total Definition 😂✌️

(At world 8 it turns into a "protect the CPU" minigame")

[signal yacht]

lmfao

[balmy needle]

would you spend money on deck fixing or planet cards early game jokerless

[signal yacht]

If it’s like hang man or strength I’d use it instead of planets

[balmy needle]

i have hiero and death in the shop

or i can get mega celestial

[signal yacht]

Nah mega isn’t worth it

Likely death is better

[balmy needle]

thx

[signal yacht]

🫡

[balmy needle]

should i get hiero too or nah

[ornate gale]

Hang man is a game where you guess a word as a man gets hanged if you dont guess it

[signal yacht]

Uhh what’s your money

Because interest upkeep is good to know

[balmy needle]

$6 after death

hiero is 3

[signal yacht]

Nah keep the cash

[willow kite]

Sketch of perkeo, or did i made him look dumb?

[balmy needle]

ok cool tysm

[signal yacht]

Np

[signal yacht]

Looks nice :))

[ornate gale]

He gives off the same energy as steam happy

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[signal yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-2813086212540319582

[signal yacht]

Fellas I made a tierlist on jokers I could beat in a fight

[willow kite]

Ur NOT beating madness

[signal yacht]

Same page LOL

Also notice how the retriggers are on him

Thought it would be kinda funny

[finite shadow]

Well

[willow kite]

What is reserved parking doing up there?

[signal yacht]

He whoops my ass in and OUT of game

[finite shadow]

Being an S tier joker of course

[balmy needle]

TRIBOULET

W PHOTOCHAD

[finite shadow]

Free win

[willow kite]

The list is not about how good they are

[finite shadow]

Oh facts I didn’t read that

Reserved parking lowkey fucks me

[signal yacht]

The list is on if I could beat them in a fight

[finite shadow]

Can’t agree with that placement

Oh wow

Still didn’t read

Again

Hologram 50/50 but constellation in explode? Elaborate now

[signal yacht]

I honestly think I kinda cooked here

[acoustic jolt]

How the fuck are you losing to a puddle

[finite shadow]

Nah I agree. It’s a good list

[signal yacht]

I’m not

It’s on the lowest

[acoustic jolt]

Abstract Joker is just a puddle

[signal yacht]

Yaaaa but like

He’s kinda got aura

[acoustic jolt]

Unless you mean he's a fourth dimensional being that we can't understand

[signal yacht]

Yeah

[acoustic jolt]

+15 mult 😨

[signal yacht]

LOL

[acoustic jolt]

Mr Bones is literally a skeleton

[signal yacht]

Can’t hit him

He can’t hit me

[acoustic jolt]

You should've made a stalemate category

[finite shadow]

@balmy needle

[signal yacht]

I agree that would’ve been more accurate

[acoustic jolt]

Also Constellation is a star constellation idk if a man can survive getting hit by multiple stars

[finite shadow]

Me when it’s ante 4 and it’s over

[signal yacht]

Didn’t I put him high up?

[balmy needle]

what if the plant comes

make sure you get a vcr voucher if it comes

[finite shadow]

Sh don’t say his name

[signal yacht]

lmfao

[finite shadow]

I have a perfect naneinf run setup on my pc rn just too lazy to get up

[remote palm]

Guys, I joined this discord only to share this, it is funny af for me coming from tag. Like which joker would be worse to being selected to be polychrome???

[balmy needle]

I ran into the plant during my last gold stake photo chad run but was able to beat it

[finite shadow]

Yeah. I’d be fine with glass

[acoustic jolt]

Invisible Joker

[signal yacht]

Enteral egg vibes

[finite shadow]

Lots

[balmy needle]

jokerless is not fun

[acoustic jolt]

Rental Egg is funnier imo

[signal yacht]

no it is not

[acoustic jolt]

🤯

Yeah it isn't

[balmy needle]

i dont even wanna keep trying it

[acoustic jolt]

Probably least fun challenge here

[remote palm]

It can be used with mult from sell value jocker

[signal yacht]

I mean ya

And temperance

[acoustic jolt]

Rental Egg

Last I checked Rental Egg reduces the base sell value and you also lose 3 dollars per round

[finite shadow]

Ok

[acoustic jolt]

So it's literally worthless unless you wait like 4 rounds for it to stack enough to be good temperance value

(Temperance sucks Hermit is better)

[signal yacht]

Also this was the craziest thing to ever happen to me in this game

It went onto blueprint btw

[balmy needle]

omg

[finite shadow]

Negative invis kinda fucks your joker slots tbh

[acoustic jolt]

This was my craziest

[signal yacht]

That is kinda nuts too

[balmy needle]

do you have the seed for this

[acoustic jolt]

Also Glass Broke like 8 times in a row (0.03% chance)

So that's cool

[finite shadow]

After this trib run imma just hop on my pc and finish my naneinf

[signal yacht]

So basically after ante 8 all encounters are randomized so I don’t think you’ll find the negative invis

But it does start off with perko in either the first skip? Or pack opened on the first shop

Here’s the seed : >

[finite shadow]

Kid named luchador:

[finite shadow]

No they not

[balmy needle]

thank u~

[acoustic jolt]

It's ALWAYS set by the seed

[signal yacht]

Oh

The more yk

[finite shadow]

Hey hey hey look

Luch

[acoustic jolt]

Iirc literally everything in the run is set by the seed

Every route and path

Yes this includes Wheel

(It's rigged)

[finite shadow]

And misprint

Everything.

[balmy needle]

did you use a spectral to make trib negative

[acoustic jolt]

Yeah

[signal yacht]

I thought that after ante 8 everything randomized because it does that with glitched seeds

[acoustic jolt]

You can't get Negative legendaries except for spectral

[signal yacht]

Like there’s this one where you can only pull rare cards

And after 8 it changes to everything else

[finite shadow]

Nooooo

You were doing so well

[timid cedar]

Soul can grant natural negative legendaries

[cobalt wing]

Hey chat

[finite shadow]

Holy shit we are the same

Pink. And and same banner

[signal yacht]

You can also manifest them by thinking really really hard

[finite shadow]

Based

[signal yacht]

Pro tip

[timid cedar]

2 cats with a C++ and are boosting the server, we are the same person

[cobalt wing]

Oh yea my uncle came over for Easter today and I showed him Balatro. He bought it and got addicted immediately

[finite shadow]

Good

Spread

[signal yacht]

What’s the hardest game you guys played?

[finite shadow]

Uhhh

Ds2 I suppose

[signal yacht]

I see I see

For me it’s probably like don’t starve together

Or binding of Isaac

[balmy needle]

dark souls, i didnt even finish it lol

[signal yacht]

Yeah it’s pretty nuts

[cobalt wing]

Rdr2 bc it wouldn’t run and it was so hard to get running it froze after the tutorial every time

[signal yacht]

Lmao

[cobalt wing]

So technically it’s the hardest I’ve played bc I can’t get past the tutorial

Who Tf put this in my mail box

[balmy needle]

thats more because of bugs than the actual gameplay tho

[cobalt wing]

Yeah but it’s too hard to get past the tutorial

Bc every time I get close the game starts fighting back

[signal yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/hanging-chad-balatro-my-beloved-gif-9257428477351338726

[cobalt wing]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-photo-laughing-emoji-emoji-serious-emoji-gif-7487075183063998808

Photochad

[finite shadow]

Based!

[signal yacht]

Spot the odd one out

[timid cedar]

this is what I'm at on my 3rd c++ profile in progress

ignore the mods

[signal yacht]

Pretty cool

[signal yacht]

This almost entirely caused by my nan inf run

[digital quiver]

league of dogwater

[balmy needle]

my debt in golden needle rn is concerning lol

[signal yacht]

OH yeah I was also gonna say vagabond carries hard

[onyx roost]

i’m finally free

[digital quiver]

gg

[balmy needle]

wow

[onyx roost]

stone joker was my last one because i forgot it only appears if u have a stone card in deck

[digital quiver]

I don't even have that joker lmfao

[lost furnace]

i just accepted my defeat

[digital quiver]

😭 I'm still missing jonkler unlock

[lost furnace]

there is nothing i can do

[signal yacht]

The muscle memory of holding your joker on amber

Lol

[onyx roost]

yea lmao

[signal yacht]

But congratulations :)))

[onyx roost]

some stats

[signal yacht]

On a side note I did all my challenges today too

[onyx roost]

ghost deck hard carried

[keen furnace]

chat wish me luck my mock final exams are starting 🥀

[digital quiver]

LOL

[ornate gale]

Are you gonna play balatro mid exams

Also good luck

[keen furnace]

no, i dknt have balatro on mobile.

ew why isnt my bus here i dont wanna be late,,

[ornate gale]

See, this is where im better.

I did play balatro during my final exams.

[keen furnace]

my friend gifted it to me on steam because im broke and my parents wont buy it for me

[digital quiver]

lol my joker stats are so cooked

[reef mirage]

most fun

[ornate gale]

WHY IS MEGA KNIGHT PLAYING BALATRO

[digital quiver]

shhhhh

[lost furnace]

hanging chat is overtared

overtired

[timid cedar]

one more try

[reef mirage]

we pivoting out of that p2w game 🗣️

[digital quiver]

I haven't played that trash game in years

[lost furnace]

play brawl stars

[reef mirage]

yeah same, but i was curious to see the scenes, turns out its even worse nowadays lol

[floral crypt]

I don’t clearly remember, pluto upgrades pair or high card?

[onyx roost]

high card

[floral crypt]

Thanks

[reef mirage]

real

[onyx roost]

would have definitely been better to go for pairs in some runs due to the faster chip scaling but i’m too high card brained

[digital quiver]

I like pair more than high card for some reason

[floral crypt]

Play poker irl and don’t forget your cavendish

[ornate gale]

What is the balatro server atp

[floral crypt]

“I’m too high” is pretty enough for balatro

[reef mirage]

idk i like high cards more and feels like its better off just doing plutos, since its the same planet scaling after +1.

[floral crypt]

Hub for gambling addicted persons

[digital quiver]

yeah but you can play an additional card

[onyx roost]

in my later c++ runs i mainly used it for econ with lucky cards and gold seals

[digital quiver]

:copium:

[ornate gale]

Why are Ryoshu from limbus company, mega knight from clash royale and ena from ena dream bbq gambling

[floral crypt]

We love gambling

[digital quiver]

gamba

[ornate gale]

C.A.W.T.

[digital quiver]

I have 68% sticker completion but only 61 jokers have gold sticker 😭

[onyx roost]

i feel like the main benefit of pairs for me is faster chip scaling or obelisk pivot

[reef mirage]

yeah maybe, but for me single high cards were enough as long as we have other scalers

[ornate gale]

Well you HAVE some jokers that dont have gold sticker right?

[digital quiver]

true

[floral crypt]

No way

[digital quiver]

I thought I had more than 61 though

but apparently not

[digital quiver]

yeah that's why I play it as well

[ornate gale]

https://tenor.com/view/lobcorp-benjamin-lobotomy-corporation-project-moon-library-of-ruina-gif-23434452

[digital quiver]

are my voucher stats cooked lmfao

I am the blank gambler

[balmy needle]

paintbrush and grabber are my top two as well

i have blank in 5th place

[lost furnace]

blank never ended up paying off for me

i have trust issue

[floral crypt]

I see you love nothing?

[balmy needle]

fck i was actually doing well with golden needle and then lost by only 290 chips

[abstract hill]

Sell DNA for idol?

[red hamlet]

At this point, sure

[wraith totem]

For sure

[remote palm]

How rare is this? First time after 30 hours

[red hamlet]

0.3% ish?

[abstract hill]

I AM A GOD DAM FUCKING IDIOT

I didn’t notice the boss blind was debuff all hearts!

[wraith totem]

LMAO been there

that sucks so hard

[digital quiver]

I thought you were heartless

what happened

[digital quiver]

quite rare

[abstract hill]

Look at this shit

I spent like an hour or more on this run!

[lost furnace]

things happen

[wraith totem]

In the end it doesnt even matter

[digital quiver]

o7

[lost furnace]

18 same card in 11 ante

[abstract hill]

The lone 4

[vivid island]

hangman the 4

[meager plank]

Why are blueprints blue

[real fern]

why no redprints

[meager plank]

I want green prints

[slim junco]

foil

[meager plank]

No like actual blueprints

https://tenor.com/view/plans-blueprint-gif-4801197

[slim junco]

polychrome

[meager plank]

What

[slim junco]

lucky

[meager plank]

Bonus

[slim junco]

steel

[meager plank]

Stone

[real fern]

glass

[meager plank]

Mult

[digital quiver]

bonus

wait

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mine-minecraft-gif-3310453485733880720

[meager plank]

Already stated

[digital quiver]

foil

[meager plank]

Already stated

[slim junco]

imma go pirate this movie brb

[digital quiver]

?

[meager plank]

^

[digital quiver]

bruh

photochad 💀

[real fern]

is there a gud version even available

[slim junco]

meta is 5 blueprints and 5 more blueprints fyi

[meager plank]

Photochad and mime baron are pretty good

[left fulcrum]

posted it in game discussion instead

[real fern]

ur forgetting 5 more blueprints

[stable isle]

what do you do if you get the "no heart cards allowed" blind? I am curious

[slim junco]

after the 5 more blueprints, you can dabble in 5 brainstorms if ur feeling dangerous

[real fern]

maybe even 6 brainstorm but thats for the very special select few

[meager plank]

Meta is blueprint copying negative brainstorm that copies a dagger with 0 mult

[slim junco]

6 brainstorms?

that’s literally an instant naneinf

trust

[real fern]

ur also forgetting eternal egg but no swash runs

[meager plank]

Meta is actually 5 blueprints copying diet cola

[real fern]

meta is 5 blueprints copying misprint

[meager plank]

Meta is 5 brainstorms copying invisible joker

[real fern]

meta is 5 blueprints copying a brainstorm copying egg

[meager plank]

Oh

I always thought it was supposed to be copying free parking

On abandoned deck only tho

[rocky stag]

this is the sexiest thing ive ever seen

[meager plank]

8 photographs on abandoned deck is meta if you were unaware

[rocky stag]

going for c++ tho and i dont wanna get rid of anything

[meager plank]

Get rid of tarot joker

[rocky stag]

yeah ik

its no longer doing me good

but i love him

[meager plank]

Replace it with mime

[rocky stag]

trying for it

[meager plank]

Why do you still have 6s

[rocky stag]

3 astronauts

[real fern]

meta abandoned deck build is scary face, blueprint shoot the moon, phptograph, neg smiley face and res parking

[meager plank]

What is astronaut

[rocky stag]

1 in 4 chance to upgrade played hand

im getting 3 levels a round

[meager plank]

Understandable

[rocky stag]

on pai

ill probably hotswap tarot like last round before boss

and maybe get rid of one/both spaceman

[meager plank]

When do you kill the Katy Perry’s

Katy Perry is my least favorite joker

[abstract hill]

……..

[frank roost]

Canio and trib so good on it too😔

[rocky stag]

this is gonna sound crazy but im about to lose

[meager plank]

Water bucket release

[rocky stag]

i got sooo unlucky and got cucked on pairs which is my only good hand

[real fern]

yeah but only if you get negative these cards server such a better purpose

[meager plank]

Mr Bone

[rocky stag]

im in a round lol

lemme call mr bones rq

[meager plank]

Discard purple seal get judgement sell a joker and pull Mr bones

[rocky stag]

games broken

[meager plank]

What is your best hand ever

[rocky stag]

basically unplayable

[rocky stag]

i like straights

[frank roost]

"Its not the player its the game"🗣️

[meager plank]

No like chip total

[rocky stag]

in the run or in general?

pair was level 40

one pair woulda won me

[meager plank]

Do you think maybe it has to do worth having 4 +mult jokers 1 Econ joker and a 5th + mult joker

[meager plank]

No like in your entire playtime

[rocky stag]

high card lol

[meager plank]

I think mine is very similar

[red hamlet]

Polychrome in slot 1
Followed by mult jokers

Absolutely skill issue

[rocky stag]

but my best hand was probably a flush five with triboulet if i had to guess

[rocky stag]

yeah i know

even if i moved tarot to 1 and had brainstorm* copy it I wouldnt have gotten 70k on a high card tho

but i couldve tried

[onyx sorrel]

Might be selling hack no?

[rocky stag]

why not ride the bus?

whats it at?

[onyx sorrel]

Like 35

I'm doing pairs so the hack and talkie walkie synergy isn't as juicy as ride the bus.

[rocky stag]

flush is good but i feel like its a noob trap almost.... like its rly good the first 2-3 blinds but it doesnt scale good and requires more commitment than its worth

[rocky stag]

whats in the mega buffoon pack?

[meager plank]

I’ve moved on from flushes I just used flushes for my first 18 wins

I have 20

[rocky stag]

very good

lemme see card stats

[meager plank]

No

I don’t have enough storage for your demands

And I’m already on YouTube and closed Balatro

[rocky stag]

lol fair

i just started trying mods yesterday... I wanted to wait til i got c++

[meager plank]

My highest hand was a flush 5 with glass aces and perkeo

[rocky stag]

its too much its too good of a game theres too many good mods

[meager plank]

I don’t remember the jokers but they weren’t good

[rocky stag]

the problem with mods is that I feel like I have clicked so well with the vanilla game design that mods just make me upset they arent as perfect if that makes sense

[meager plank]

Idol and ancient were the scoring ones but the other 5 I had were not good

[rocky stag]

i cannot get idol

ive never won a run with it

[meager plank]

I don’t like idol I just happened to have 75 glass aces with 80 cards total

[rocky stag]

thats good

[meager plank]

I lost because I sold dna and ran out of cards

Don’t do that

[rocky stag]

damn

[red hamlet]

My highest hand was a triple trib e20

Legit highest that is

Highest in stats is e105
600 polychrome chicots

[onyx sorrel]

Ok got perkeo a gold stickah

And ride the bus and talkie walkie

Ride the bus was surprising because I ain't ever got ride the bus a sticker ☠️

[slim junco]

Real

[rocky stag]

very good hanging chad is very good

[rocky stag]

i dont understand what the name means though
i just realized

[wraith totem]

LMAO me neither

[rocky stag]

this is so niche literally how did he think of this and what does it have to do with retriggers

[meager plank]

Eternal diet soda shall come from your next judgement usage

[rocky stag]

judgement cant give eternal EXCEPT in the one challenge

[meager plank]

I don’t care

[rocky stag]

fuck i didnt think about that

[meager plank]

Why is he wearing a bootleg Balatro costume

[west sky]

Hanging chad my beloved

[rocky stag]

they should let judgement give you eternal diet soda and no other eternal jokers

[meager plank]

Eternal popcorn

+-4 mult

[rocky stag]

i dont think any food jokers besides egg can be eternal. itd be funny tho

[meager plank]

Theoretically if you went negative in mult and chips you would be able to score

[quiet junco]

[rocky stag]

very very good

[balmy needle]

gros michel died after 1 round lol

[vivid island]

retrigger might be indirectly referencing the ballots being recounted

[ashen wharf]

gang if my event queue will just not stop going down after I start a blind what's causing it

???

[valid heath]

Let kill this run

[rocky stag]

hmmm that would make sense

[meager plank]

If you get another one and sell both you’ll get +1 joker slot because 2 negatives make a positive

[ashen wharf]

i've run into this a few times

(Modded)

(I have like 12 mods on)

[meager plank]

Do you have the mod that adds my cat

[rocky stag]

theres probably some really niche shit in balatro that nobody has gotten yet. sort of like how misprint tells you the card on top of the draw pile or how the four fingers* is from loss

[ashen wharf]

i... don't know...?

[meager plank]

What

[rocky stag]

what one is that will you send it to me

ill download it

[rocky stag]

these are both real ong

[meager plank]

Idk someone made it and I think it got coded in but idk

[rocky stag]

i remember someone posted abt it on reddit/twitter a while ago

[meager plank]

This is the niche into behind the my cat joker

[umbral wave]

Local thunk said the loss and four finger thing wasn’t intentional

But because its funny he counts it as cannon now

[meager plank]

Lego Fortnite is cannnon to Star Wars in my head

[rocky stag]

I like that

[meager plank]

What is the niche behind showman looking like my uncle

[rocky stag]

theres a 151st joker but you can only get it if you interact with the 'truck blind' which appears before the ''s.s anne' blind

[rocky stag]

he is

[meager plank]

What

Pokemon

Got it

[rocky stag]

its a dumb joke

ill be gone one day but that message will remain

[meager plank]

Is the joker a pink cat perchance

Missingjo?

[rocky stag]

thatd be cool actually

i like the pun

[meager plank]

Not niche enough

When does my grandpas earlobe get added as a joker

[rocky stag]

i love balatro but im already sick of "this game is like [blank] PLUS balatro!" thats my hot take

they did it with hollow knight they did it with undertale

[meager plank]

I want a card that is just a blank card

+0 chips

It’s like a wild card but instead of doing everything it does nothing

[rocky stag]

if it gets destroyed it comes back negative but still does nothing

[meager plank]

And if you hang man 2 negative it comes back as a regular 1 because 2 negatives make a positive

[rocky stag]

if you sell it it will show up in the next judgement eternal

[meager plank]

Now you have a negative useless joker

[rocky stag]

already exists its called eternal rental egg

[meager plank]

I want a tarot card that gives +30 money subtracted by the current round

On round 31 it starts to take money away

[rocky stag]

it would be way too good then waaay too bad

[meager plank]

What would I call it

Implosion or some shit

[rocky stag]

black card you can go 40$ into debt but then the irs audits you on ante 7 and you get sent to joker prison for 35 years

[meager plank]

Tax return joker

You buy it for $30 and in 10 rounds it gives you $3

[red hamlet]

College Loan joker
Gain 100,000
By ante 8 you have to pay back 1,000,000

[rocky stag]

influencer joker. +50 chips and +10 mult but 1/4 chance it turns into cancelled joker and you go to 0 dollars

goes to 1/2 chance if you have wee joker

[torn zealot]

what

the shit

[rocky stag]

the family is a trick

[meager plank]

Wedding ring joker, can only be sold if your deck has no heart cards, but you have a 1 in 2 chance to get half of local thunks money

[torn zealot]

i don't have a family

[meager plank]

Can we trade

[rocky stag]

it tricks you "ill give you 4x multi trust me" And then you NEVER have enough time to fix your deck enough

the pair is reasonable its very nice

[meager plank]

I actually just recently went out of my way to unlock the one of those for not using a flush

[rocky stag]

you dont use a flush you should unlock clogged joker

[brittle dagger]

okbuddyjimbo producing peak humor for the 100500727th time

[torn zealot]

i want to die

[meager plank]

Royal flush unlocks gold toilet joker, +4 sell value per round, -5 for every flush played

[torn zealot]

he needs to fucking flush his toilet