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quick gazelle
bold flume
has specifically stated that he will never allow casinos to use balatro
quick gazelle
yea
quick gazelle
pretty sure he even wrote that in his will
tardy inlet
Understandable
bold flume
mathematicians are the last people who would enter a casino unless if they have a way to trick the casino/bring the odds to their favor
quick gazelle
like card counting
tardy inlet
quick gazelle
so goated
bold flume
KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quick gazelle
I want to get a cat soon
tardy inlet
KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have 7 more
bold flume
O MY GOD
tardy inlet
But because I'm lazy I'm not gonna send all pictures of wm
Just the grownups
It's 4 grownups 4 babies in my household
quick gazelle
they’re so cute
tardy inlet
I order from first sent to last sent: Pooky, Blue, Taiyō and Dizzy
Guess which one of em is male
tardy inlet
Yep
quick gazelle
haha first try
tardy inlet
He's the only guy in there
Other than me :S
So from a guy to another
We understand eachother
quick gazelle
such a strong bond I bet
whole elbow
Was this a good decision to get the polychrome showman first ante?
sand talon
Was this a good decision to get the polychrome showman first ante?
Showman is the worst joker in the game
It's prolly a worst decision
quick gazelle
Was this a good decision to get the polychrome showman first ante?
just take the xmult bro 🥀
did you skip a blind for a polychrome tag for this?
whole elbow
I lost because they had shit jokers in the shop
whole elbow
did you skip a blind for a polychrome tag for this?
It was a spectral
quick gazelle
oh
sick summit
Was this a good decision to get the polychrome showman first ante?
Xmult is xmult
whole elbow
Faceless deck isn't as hard as people say
It's accualy pretty easy because the deck is thinned
quick gazelle
I got a win on it earlier
I just went for a lucky card deck fix retrigger strat
and I got lucky with an idol so
sick summit
Faceless deck isn't as hard as people say
People know it's good
It's going to be even better after blue stake change
worldly brook
hello gamers
new around here, just downloaded the game last night
im hooked to say the least
sick summit
It's going to be even better after blue stake change
With 2 cards removed, you are going to be able to see every card in your deck, which means guaranteed 4oak
pallid sapphire
im hooked to say the least
The Hook (randomly discard 2 cards per played hand) you say?
digital quiver
It's going to be even better after blue stake change
what change
digital quiver
new around here, just downloaded the game last night
xdd
digital quiver
idk
sick summit
wait what blue is changing
Yes, -1 discard but we don't know what to
worldly brook
The Hook (randomly discard 2 cards per played hand) you say?
LMAO i guess so haha
chilly scroll
Am I dead
real fern
hmmm could be anything tbf
real fern
why would you skip the big blind oml
worldly brook
i rarely skip blinds i mostly forget they exist
digital quiver
do you have glass
chilly scroll
do you have glass
Like 2
worldly brook
usually the offers dont appeal to me
chilly scroll
do you have glass
But my hand size is 5
digital quiver
But my hand size is 5
oh
chilly scroll
Yeah
pallid sapphire
two ectos moment
digital quiver
high card level?
real fern
yeah i really dont skip blinds ever i forget i can and then it ruins runs because you can get really gud cards from them
or money
pallid sapphire
face card build running into a late plant can usualyl be gg
chilly scroll
high card level?
Awful, I was building up stuff for the long game
pallid sapphire
Oh didn't notice that
worldly brook
yeah i really dont skip blinds ever i forget i can and then it ruins runs becaus...
true that it cooked me a few times
shrewd imp
IM GOD AT BALATRODLE
worldly brook
still in the learning phase
digital quiver
true that it cooked me a few times
I mean most of the time you don't take skips later on
real fern
true that it cooked me a few times
it always cooks me when doing black stake specifically
worldly brook
it always cooks me when doing black stake specifically
i feel you 😩
but then my brain is like “play again”
real fern
black stake skips early are kinda goated tbf
digital quiver
like I'll only take a skip in ante 8 if I'm already scoring enough to win easily
safe ledge
was in physics, we have a quiz tomorrow, 2 of my friends in the front row are playing Balatro lmao
digital quiver
was in physics, we have a quiz tomorrow, 2 of my friends in the front row are pl...
💀
worldly brook
like I'll only take a skip in ante 8 if I'm already scoring enough to win easily
i ain’t even made it to ante 8 yet
i gotta get good
digital quiver
i ain’t even made it to ante 8 yet
😭
worldly brook
my like 3rd game i got ante 12
im terrible with games like this but im sticking it through
worldly brook
i’d blame it and say it’s luck based but nah my brain just doesn’t compute sometimes
then i place my hand and see a better hand i could be played
real fern
i think my highest ante has to be 19
worldly brook
*couldve
digital quiver
i think my highest ante has to be 19
wtf
ripe bobcat
anybody have best joker ranking or tier list ?
worldly brook
ante 12 is doable with a lot of setups
i gotta look into them
real fern
also i may add the ante 19 run was seeded or 3 legendarys early on
digital quiver
oh bruh
real fern
best unseeded is like 15
real fern
not as goated
34 WHAT ARE YOU DOING
what seeds are you playing
isnt that near naninf ante
digital quiver
what seeds are you playing
the one with negative perkeo and trib
digital quiver
KEEP GAMBLING
lol
real fern
thats broken, especially with ob
digital quiver
I took 2 rare skips today
tender void
Gambling my beloved
digital quiver
both were brainstorm
worldly brook
KEEP GAMBLING
and this is why dev didnt put micro transactions 🙏
digital quiver
isnt that near naninf ante
yes
tender void
and this is why dev didnt put micro transactions 🙏
Tf are the microtransactions for
real fern
yeah what would you even buy
tender void
yeah what would you even buy
Buy jimbos
worldly brook
yeah what would you even buy
a cup of water and ramen
real fern
Buy jimbos
nah that would ruin the game
worldly brook
imagine if there was lootboxes tho for joker cards, thats what i meant
instead of grinding in game for shit it was money based
totally woulda caused some lawsuits
dev was smart
shy dove
this is like normal roguelike design lol
willow kite
IM GOD AT BALATRODLE
But there are so many uncommon Xmult scaling jokers 😭
digital quiver
because I'm missing some random joker somehow
digital quiver
But there are so many uncommon Xmult scaling jokers 😭
LOL
shrewd imp
But there are so many uncommon Xmult scaling jokers 😭
THE COST BRUH
digital quiver
that's true
shrewd imp
This is why Obelisk is the best first guess
digital quiver
This is why Obelisk is the best first guess
huh
shrewd imp
Its so hard to remember costs of all jokers
By pulling up the balatro wiki
honest lance
IM GOD AT BALATRODLE
Was your first guess ||hologram?||
digital quiver
any ideas? its not madness
not leaking
solemn elm
But there are so many uncommon Xmult scaling jokers 😭
Spoiler :(
willow kite
not leaking
honest lance
But there are so many uncommon Xmult scaling jokers 😭
Bro it COSTS MORE
digital quiver
It answers every category as clearly as possible
oh
digital quiver
Bro it COSTS MORE
legit who is remembering the joker costs though
shrewd imp
High cost, rare, common ability, yes to scaling and no to rng is alot of information
willow kite
Bro it COSTS MORE
how am i supposed to remember all the costs? noone does that
digital quiver
High cost, rare, common ability, yes to scaling and no to rng is alot of informa...
it's uncommon not rare
oh
you mean obelisk
oblique hound
The idol?
shrewd imp
You fool
honest lance
how am i supposed to remember all the costs? noone does that
I am no one then
honest lance
There is only one uncommon x mult that costs more than 7
oblique hound
Oh wait, flower pot?
shy dove
High cost, rare, common ability, yes to scaling and no to rng is alot of informa...
the last 2 are literally things every joker has lol
honest lance
idol isn't scaling right
Scaling = the number on the card changes
opaque shard
Hey chat
shy dove
acrobatics doesnt scales its just conditional 3x
oblique hound
Right
shrewd imp
the last 2 are literally things every joker has lol
Wdym
It still helps narrow it down
shy dove
Wdym
you can figure out if its scaling or rng dependent with the first joker you guess no matter what
willow kite
But there are so many uncommon Xmult scaling jokers 😭
joker stencil is considered as scaling? ig yea
shrewd imp
K
whole elbow
Why is obelisk so hated
willow kite
And even then its essentially finite scaling
tho if you get eternal stencil and ecto with ankh it goes brr
opaque shard
Why is obelisk so hated
Because people are stupid
solemn elm
And even then its essentially finite scaling
Stencil naneinf has been done
it's x^x scaling
honest lance
it's x^x scaling
Thats not what scaling means
shrewd imp
Why is obelisk so hated
Just a hard joker to use
willow kite
Why is obelisk so hated
you have to think too much
solemn elm
Thats not what scaling means
??? 
willow kite
thats unscaling
shy dove
Just a hard joker to use
its hard to make sure number doesnt exceed another number
whole elbow
Childhood is idolizing flush
Adulthood is realizing full house makes more sense
honest lance
that makes it scaling
Yeah
shy dove
Childhood is idolizing flush
Adulthood is realizing full house makes more sense
currently preteening
solemn elm
Yeah
so then why did you say that's not what scaling means
I said how it scales
it scales at x^x
willow kite
ah yes my ramen scaled to 1,9x from 2x👍
shrewd imp
its hard to make sure number doesnt exceed another number
In earlier antes it is, Obelisk is much better as a transitional joker than starting out with it
solemn elm
ah yes my ramen scaled to 1,9x from 2x👍
if the value on the card changes, it's scaling. using balatrodle logic.
honest lance
so then why did you say that's not what scaling means
Because you said it is scaling because it can be stacked with other joker stencils
solemn elm
Because you said it is scaling because it can be stacked with other joker stenci...
That isn't what I said
willow kite
if the value on the card changes, it's scaling. using balatrodle logic.
alr, joker is joker
solemn elm
I said how it scales
digital quiver
Childhood is idolizing flush
Adulthood is realizing full house makes more sense
why full house
digital quiver
Why is obelisk so hated
it's annoying to play wiht
solemn elm
I saw the message you were responding to wrong
🐈
digital quiver
but it's good though imo
whole elbow
why full house
It's good
oblique hound
Full houses decent with glask
solemn elm
+2 +25 is only 5 chips better than venus for an extra two cards
oblique hound
But you want to be using a lot of enchanced cards for full houses
Venus/3oak better if you can get more steel value
shrewd imp
full houses also scale badly
Which is why you should always go for straights of course
whole elbow
Which is why you should always go for straights of course
Lmao
opaque shard
Best hand in the game is straight flush fs
digital quiver
I swear 5 card hands just lose the game sometimes
shrewd imp
Nah high card
solemn elm
I swear 5 card hands just lose the game sometimes
every hand loses the game sometimes
opaque shard
I like it when people don't understand sarcasm
willow kite
is there a theoretically an ''impossible'' seed on gold stake?
digital quiver
true
digital quiver
is there a theoretically an ''impossible'' seed on gold stake?
maybe?
digital quiver
on black deck surely there is right
solemn elm
on black deck surely there is right
not yet
digital quiver
hm
solemn elm
we haven't found an unbeatable seed
digital quiver
(I'm coping)
willow kite
we haven't found an unbeatable seed
with my skill every seed is
digital quiver
with my skill every seed is
😭
opaque shard
There's the chance a seed provides no hands with enough points for the first 3 rounds
whole elbow
whole elbow
This is why they need to change blue stake
opaque shard
But that's like very small odds
digital quiver
full house tax 💀
willow kite
There's the chance a seed provides no hands with enough points for the first 3 r...
maybe erratic deck with only 2's? tho thas would be flush five
willow kite
you almost got it!
digital quiver
There's the chance a seed provides no hands with enough points for the first 3 r...
if you knew what cards and what order they were given I think you can always find some sort of scoring hand surely
whole elbow
you almost got it!
I never even got a reroll boss thingy
willow kite
I never even got a reroll boss thingy
Luck issue
whole elbow
Luck issue
I had triboulet and sock and buskin as well
willow kite
I had triboulet and sock and buskin as well
do you want nat negative splash in the first shop?
digital quiver
wonder if splash is actually good
willow kite
wonder if splash is actually good
rarely
whole elbow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1362092008478478596/m...
I thought splash was great until I realized it's almost always better to just go for steel cards
willow kite
well my stomach is screaming ill get some food
quick gazelle
it’s better to deck fix for steel cards than use splash
whole elbow
what does splash have to do with steel
If your going for a hand that splash is useful on, it's better to just get tons of steels
shy dove
bwuh?
half drift
hi
quick gazelle
don't you use steel anyway
depends on what you’re going for
whole elbow
This is genius because whenever I get banana it never goes extinct
digital quiver
This is genius because whenever I get banana it never goes extinct
LOL
what's a good deck to play to get c++ guys
like how do you get stickers on those commons that are like
(+12 mult on straight)
or smth
trail temple
Anaglyph by far
whole elbow
like how do you get stickers on those commons that are like
Negatives
fiery yew
what is balatro
trail temple
Although I had 3 wins the other day in a row without a single negative tag
half drift
whole elbow
Negatives
Sometimes one will randomly show in the show as a negative and I'll pick it up because why not
dusky oasis
This is probably funny as hell
whole elbow
This is genius because whenever I get banana it never goes extinct
It died next round
solemn elm
like how do you get stickers on those commons that are like
Carry it with jokers that do the heavy lifting
whole elbow
trail temple
chips go brrrrrrr
fiery yew
This is probably funny as hell
basically goes
When people say they play games for the story
Jarvis put up Balatro
digital quiver
Carry it with jokers that do the heavy lifting
wonder if ghost would be good then since I can just polychrome some random jimbo
wait 1 sticker per run sounds doomed
whole elbow
Should mail in rebate become an uncommon joker?
red hamlet
No, it needs to not give 5 dollars 
solemn elm
Should mail in rebate become an uncommon joker?
doesn't fix the problem, just revert it to $3
especially with the blue stake rework lol
half drift
This is probably funny as hell
when you ask to Jarvis to put the best game oat
whole elbow
doesn't fix the problem, just revert it to $3
4$ as a middle ground
red hamlet
Rarity changes don't fix many issues
slim junco
4$ as a middle ground
Heismay!
digital quiver
especially with the blue stake rework lol
what even is the rework
red hamlet
Like making chad uncommon doesn't stop it from being hella strong
And only makes it stronger cause now it works with baseball card lmfao
solemn elm
4$ as a middle ground
it was fine at $3, also it's innately stronger because of the blue stake rework
shy dove
Like making chad uncommon doesn't stop it from being hella strong
And only makes...
the point is to not homogenize runs to the same extent as it does
red hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-absolute-cinema-meme...
Get outta here with this ai garbo
whole elbow
the point is to not homogenize runs to the same extent as it does
Sock and buskin is uncommon idk why hanging Chad isnt
red hamlet
Because sock is 5 retrigger for faces
Chad is 2 for any first card
It just so happens that retriggering the first card means you get to giga juice with photo and glass
shy dove
like, lots of uncommons are stronger than chad and even fit on more builds than chad, but their rarity keeps them balanced
whole elbow
Change Chad to retrigger 3 times and it would be a great uncommon
shy dove
it keeps runs from getting samey yk
red hamlet
Change Chad to retrigger 3 times and it would be a great uncommon
And now it's EVEN STRONGER for no reason
Nerf it to retrigger 1st and 2nd card once
quick gazelle
Change Chad to retrigger 3 times and it would be a great uncommon
this would just make photochad builds insanely strong
red hamlet
Now photo chad isn't giga broken
shy dove
not even just photochad but just glass cards
quick gazelle
Nerf it to retrigger 1st and 2nd card once
wouldn’t death just make this like irrelevant
red hamlet
wouldn’t death just make this like irrelevant
No because photo only works on 1st card
And it means you need 2 cards instead of just 1 giga card
shy dove
wouldn’t death just make this like irrelevant
yes, you have to deckfix to make the most use out of your cards. this is healthy
red hamlet
You need 2 glass to have the same effect as pre nerf
Which means double the chance of breaking
carmine river
what even is the rework
No idea the local Thunk "Balatro" John hasn't said everything about it
But here in the server he recently said it is gonna get reworked to not being just -1 discard
quick gazelle
yes, you have to deckfix to make the most use out of your cards. this is healthy
I see
carmine river
Expect it to be something that isn't ultra bullshit and not completely luck-based
quick gazelle
Which means double the chance of breaking
if that were the case I’d probably switch to a lucky card and steel card deck fix
red hamlet
It doesn't completely kill photochad, since having a 4x is still strong
And you can use 2 glass to get a similar effect
But it does make it not op
All without giving it baseball synergy by making it uncommon
quick gazelle
I think it’s just fine as it is, considering there’s multiple ways to just already get xmult in the first place
don’t get me wrong I don’t even use photochad but hey whatever floats
red hamlet
There isn't many ways to get 8x this easily
solemn elm
It doesn't completely kill photochad, since having a 4x is still strong
And you ...
photochad isn't really the problem, it's ANY synergy with chad
quick gazelle
yea
red hamlet
photochad isn't really the problem, it's ANY synergy with chad
No I know
It's just the most common one
solemn elm
chad going from first card twice -> first two cards once would nerf the main appeal of chad
carmine river
Doesn't retriggering with Buskin also Retrigger Chad?
quick gazelle
any retrigger would be better
solemn elm
which is easy retriggers without needing multiple of a card with that effect
solemn elm
Doesn't retriggering with Buskin also Retrigger Chad?
no
solemn elm
any retrigger would be better
not really
opal fog
im glad im playing colored deck
carmine river
First I didn't believe it and then I believed in misinformation
solemn elm
AJ on checkered is going to kill you
carmine river
im glad im playing colored deck
You can't even afford it bro
solemn elm
it doesn't pick from your deck
carmine river
I wanted Tribe so badly
opal fog
You can't even afford it bro
exactly thats why im glad
carmine river
But I never got it
So I'm wondering "Bruhggh gimme Tribe already"
Turns out it's unlock condition is win without playing a flush
foggy tapir
yall get good jokers?
carmine river
I'm just that addicted to Flushes
digital quiver
Expect it to be something that isn't ultra bullshit and not completely luck-base...
🙏
opal fog
I'm just that addicted to Flushes
real just level up two pair thats how i did mine
carmine river
real just level up two pair thats how i did mine
You don't understand bro
There's a literal full house
I discarded and still went for a Flush
And no not cause my build was fixated on Flushes
I cannot live without playing Flushes anymore
foggy tapir
certified flush enjoyer
digital quiver
average flusher
foggy tapir
straight up flushing my hearts
carmine river
I have no idea how people can play Straights without Shortcut
Like
I cannot Straight for the life of me
This isn't a gay joke I'm not gay
carmine river
Let me get my stats rq
red hamlet
This isn't a gay joke I'm not gay
shy dove
abandoned deck is good for straights
carmine river
No stat for most played hands
foggy tapir
that doesnt really matter tho i skip the blinda half the time (given the boss is tolerable w/o any jonklers)
carmine river
💔
carmine river
I'm blind
shy dove
that doesnt really matter tho i skip the blinda half the time (given the boss is...
girlie how do you make money 😭
carmine river
Also it's Flush at a very respectable
red hamlet
its tracked at least
Yeah but not shown, goober
solemn elm
just not displayed. only your most played is displayed
carmine river
5789
solemn elm
Yeah but not shown, goober
if you upload your profile.jkr to balatrostats you can see
flouse is my lowest
red hamlet
Effort
carmine river
Ew
solemn elm
wah wah wah 🐈
shy dove
i think flush is still mine due to me beinf obsessed with it when beginning and using it early game 🐈
red hamlet
wah wah wah 🐈
carmine river
Flush is goated though
red hamlet
Effort is wack
shy dove
although mercury is far above jupiter 🐈
foggy tapir
girlie how do you make money 😭
Yellow Deck, Green Deck
devout thunder
Blue seal my beloved
carmine river
It's a reliable 1 hand clear for round 1 if you roll some faces
shy dove
yeah, round 1
red hamlet
It's a reliable 1 hand clear for round 1 if you roll some faces
So is full house and straight
shy dove
flush falls off over time 🐈
carmine river
And full house isn't super duper easy to get
shy dove
like obviously you dont play pairs or anything at the start but then later on you pivot to those easier hands
like usually by ante 2 or 3
carmine river
like obviously you dont play pairs or anything at the start but then later on yo...
Too bad I play Checkered
foggy tapir
bad palye here, which planet cards should i go with the most?
willow kite
Get outta here with this ai garbo
willow kite
bad palye here, which planet cards should i go with the most?
flush five (joke)
carmine river
bad palye here, which planet cards should i go with the most?
Gotta be real bro probably Saturn
It scales better than Jupiter
Saturn is Straight btw
devout thunder
Too bad I play Checkered
shy dove
bad palye here, which planet cards should i go with the most?
mercury 🐈
foggy tapir
what about pluto?
willow kite
what about pluto?
too risky
shy dove
sometimes i do high card or two pair cause the game gives me those planets 🐈
devout thunder
Just take mars every time and force the 4oak pivot
willow kite
Just take mars every time and force the 4oak pivot
oak tree
devout thunder
Actually just pick a planet for a hand you aren't playing to prep for the obelisk pivot
foggy tapir
Take the planets that are actually related to your build
when i get planet cards ill just stay on the screen for 20 minutes as i contemplate the build and which planet cards would help me the most
i think thats the play
carmine river
https://tenor.com/view/low-iq--100-gif-1975891834031730020
Me on my way to farm Saturns cause I was told it scales better than Jupiter (I have a two pair build)
foggy tapir
if all else fails, fuck it we ball pluto
willow kite
or just keep restarting until you get negative blueprint from buffoon pack
carmine river
when i get planet cards ill just stay on the screen for 20 minutes as i contempl...
Oh you mean for early game
Saturn and Jupiter yeah I'd take personally
Flushes and Straights are kinda everywhere
carmine river
They're not ultraduper hard to get like 5oaks or 4oaks or god forbid flush houses
shy dove
early game i takw mercurys to get the pair pivot going asap 🐈
willow kite
Saturn and Jupiter yeah I'd take personally
hear me out...straight flush
carmine river
early game i takw mercurys to get the pair pivot going asap 🐈
If you're not stupid and have Economy you won't need to worry about min maxing 6 more mult
foggy tapir
i think joker (joker)'s +4 mult just makes you insta win
shy dove
If you're not stupid and have Economy you won't need to worry about min maxing 6...
?
what
willow kite
you dont need to level that up bro
ONCE i tried royal flush build, well it did won i think but i was keep getting just straights
carmine river
I'm saying you should focus on early game first
shy dove
i want pair to be online asap since its the most consistent
carmine river
It's not ultra hard to get like lvl 20
whole elbow
carmine river
You don't know if you're gonna flop or actually win so I personally don't like to focus on setting up for a pivot late game
shy dove
yeah ur not taking planets in the early game you're taking jokers
willow kite
i like deers
carmine river
yeah ur not taking planets in the early game you're taking jokers
And normal packs (trust)
shy dove
You don't know if you're gonna flop or actually win so I personally don't like t...
its not a lategame pivot you can get pairs online by like ante 2 girlie
whole elbow
i like deers
You had it right the first time, the plural of deer is deer
shy dove
i mean with early green joker youll be playing pairs anyways ante 1
willow kite
i keep leveling up high card JUST in case of a baron pivot
foggy tapir
the times i got baron i made stupid decisions and subsequently lost the run
carmine river
I sleep walk through Ante 2
foggy tapir
now i dont get barons anymore
foggy tapir
I sleep walk through Ante 2
i sleep walk until ante 6
carmine river
I don't get Barons
foggy tapir
im mindblocked in ante 6
carmine river
I get game over screens
sly frigate
what tags am i missing
foggy tapir
most of my runs in ante 6 i decide to throw away my good jokers, open a buffoon pack and stare at my screen in despair as i see zany joker and oops all 6s
sly frigate
unlocking everything before i grind all the stakes and decks
digital quiver
bad palye here, which planet cards should i go with the most?
ceres
foggy tapir
what tags am i missing
oh yeah i should go for completion on the very small ones
ive completed tarot, planet and spectral are left
and i have like more than half of the tags left
i thnk i have like 5
digital quiver
what tags am i missing
handsize, $1 per played hand , double money
foggy tapir
yes it will
vale fog
yep it will
carmine river
Also who's the real John Balatro
keen flint
I’m at 121/150 jokers with a gold sticker chat
good luck thunk
You gold sticker all the decks yet?
rare yew
Yep!
keen flint
Hell yeah
foggy tapir
Also who's the real John Balatro
good question!
pastel nexus
hello all
rare yew
I have 2 achievements left, C++ and tiny hands
keen flint
I have gold staked a total of two decks . 🥲
I still need to UNLOCK some vouchers… and also find yorick
foggy tapir
I have 2 achievements left, C++ and tiny hands
good job
keen flint
Somehow I have not found yorick yet
foggy tapir
just a bit more grinding
pastel nexus
Somehow I have not found yorick yet
i havent found any legendary jokers yet lmao
late mortar
what tags am i missing
handy and two other ones im forgetting
barren dust
after getting completionist and starting over i'm realizing how good some locked jokers are
like brainstorm and invis
shy dove
I have 2 achievements left, C++ and tiny hands
early trading card is good
also sixth sense helps a lot
rare yew
Perkeo didn’t show up for me until after I got completionist+, now he’s gold stickered for me
opal fog
localthunk found alive
pastel nexus
Perkeo didn’t show up for me until after I got completionist+, now he’s gold sti...
wow
barren dust
perkeo is the key to tiny hands i think
late mortar
after getting completionist and starting over i'm realizing how good some locked...
don't forget seeing double and hit the road!!!
opal fog
how do i unlock seeing double
shy dove
okay but seeing double is genuinely good and me not unlocking it is a nerf for my runs
red hamlet
how do i unlock seeing double
play 4 7s of clubs
opal fog
damn
foggy tapir
i unlocked a legendary joker by selling the card which gives a legendary joker. i think thats the only way ill get the legendary ones bro 💀
i should just
play more actually
marble yarrow
nan just shit on my floor
late mortar
nan just shit on my floor
nan einf?
shy dove
i unlocked a legendary joker by selling the card which gives a legendary joker. ...
you unlock them by using the soul cards in that run
shy dove
how do you sell a soul card? i dont think you can get it in your consumeable slot
foggy tapir
wait no
it wasnt a soul card
it was a joker i think
"sell this card to create a legendary joker"
foggy tapir
that's modded for sure lmfao
i dont use mods except saturn
red hamlet
There's no card taht you sell to make a legendary
rare yew
S club 7’s 4th studio album is called “seeing double”
S club 7 -> 7 of clubs
Seeing double -> X2 mult
red hamlet
There's invis joker that makes a copy
marble yarrow
?
red hamlet
but nothing spawns a legendary by being sold
foggy tapir
isnt saturn just a QOL mod i didnt think that it actually changes the game
vale fog
"sell this card to create a legendary joker"
does it look like this
pastel nexus
i dont play modded
foggy tapir
does it look like this
ive seen this card before but i dont think so
marble yarrow
i do
foggy tapir
ok bro im stupid it was a soul card
vale fog
foggy tapir
Also who's the real John Balatro
the real john balatro is jimbo
acoustic jolt
ok bro im stupid it was a soul card
How unlucky are you dude
acoustic jolt
the real john balatro is jimbo
No I'm the real John Balatro
acoustic jolt
Then that's a skill issue
foggy tapir
No I'm the real John Balatro
no you're not i am 💢
acoustic jolt
And before you say it's luck
acoustic jolt
opal fog
i need something to combine
acoustic jolt
no you're not i am 💢
You're wrong I'm the real John "Ceres" Balatro
opal fog
thats why i win
foggy tapir
You're wrong I'm the real John "Ceres" Balatro
No, I'm the real John "Ayumu Kasuga" Balatro.
acoustic jolt
No, I'm the real John "Their disharmony is my pain.. And my pain... belongs to THEM!" Balatro
foggy tapir
No, I'm the real John "Jonkler Poker" Balatro
opal fog
golden deck
acoustic jolt
Yeah just sell it
opal fog
would be hard
acoustic jolt
It's been enough rounds
ancient trout
idk why, but it looks perfect
foggy tapir
madness
yeah its a pretty good build
madness will consume all of them but its fine ig
acoustic jolt
No, I'm the real John "Jonkler Poker" Balatro
No, I'm the real John "My name is Sancho! And I, Sancho, swear upon my honor that this lance... Shall end that slothful, festering dream!" Balatro
red hamlet
madness will consume all of them but its fine ig
eternal
acoustic jolt
madness will consume all of them but its fine ig
Eyernal
red hamlet
madness can't eat eternals
acoustic jolt
Eternal
red hamlet
blind and dummy
acoustic jolt
I mean yeah it's good ngl
ancient trout
i didnt notice that
thats why its perfect
red hamlet
rough combo
acoustic jolt
But Chad just doesn't work bro
foggy tapir
thats why its perfect
I understand it now.
red hamlet
But Chad just doesn't work bro
make em glass or lucky
acoustic jolt
It's chips yeah and chips are important cause you just have mult
ancient trout
yeah
foggy tapir
No, I'm the real John "My name is Sancho! And I, Sancho, swear upon my honor tha...
No, I'm the real John "Flint and Steel!" Balatro
acoustic jolt
No, I'm the real John "Flint and Steel!" Balatro
No, I'm the real John "Peter Griffin" Balatro
foggy tapir
No, I'm the real John "Peter Griffin" Balatro
No, I'm the real John "Homer Simpson" Balatro
acoustic jolt
I wanna talk like a Skaven but unfortunately I haven't opened Twitter once
ancient trout
No, I'm the real John "Peter Griffin" Balatro
no "I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating"
red hamlet
fat sunny
foggy tapir
shim slady
acoustic jolt
no "I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just i...
LocalThunk, use a Super Big Bang Kamehameh
acoustic jolt
No, I'm the real John "Homer Simpson" Balatro
No, I'm the real John "In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a Jackpot, Hakari is effectively immortal" Balatro
foggy tapir
Jarvis, spread his cheeks.
acoustic jolt
opinion invalid ❌
I'm gonna violently kiss you
red hamlet
No, I'm the real John "In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a Jackpot, Haka...
oh hell yeah
hype moments and aura the anime reference
foggy tapir
No, I'm the real John "In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a Jackpot, Haka...
No, I'm the real John "Type Shit" Balatro
foggy tapir
I'm gonna violently kiss you
consent denied
opal fog
finally got red card
acoustic jolt
No, I'm the real John "Type Shit" Balatro
No, I'm the real John "Annyeonghaseyo fine shyt" Balatro
opal fog
no actually what should i replace
red hamlet
ni hao fine shyt
hop on counter strike
opal fog
i need more mult though
acoustic jolt
finally got red card
I wonder
acoustic jolt
Goku ass 💔
foggy tapir
No, I'm the real John "Annyeonghaseyo fine shyt" Balatro
No, I'm the real John "Jimbler" Balatro
opal fog
no actually i need help im getting a little score
acoustic jolt
Pareidolia
shy dove
yeah just sell face card man
shy dove
i assume they mean the blueprint
ancient trout
what are the odds?
foggy tapir
what are the odds?
1 in 5
red hamlet
what are the odds?
it's SO gonna miss
foggy tapir
ALL IN
shy dove
yeah stay at over 25$
ancient trout
i hate you all
foggy tapir
sounds like a skill issue tbh
ancient trout
i thought you would stop me but youre just like me
acoustic jolt
Actually wait
Since you oh so like this run
Don't go all in yet
When you win
Use seeded and THEN gamble everything
ancient trout
ancient trout
i just didnt gamble hard enough
foggy tapir
foggy tapir
i just didnt gamble hard enough
You didn't go all in
real gamblers reroll until their money is 0
acoustic jolt
You didn't go all in
Yeah gamble your soul too
ancient trout
my god
acoustic jolt
And your mom's soul (JoJo reference)
eternal notch
guys does anyone have the brainstorm mod
foggy tapir
c for cirno
acoustic jolt
I'm scared that Cirno is apparently smart compared to other fairies
Ask her to spell orange and she'll ask color or the fruit
foggy tapir
I'm scared that Cirno is apparently smart compared to other fairies
SMART???
nahh
what are the other fairies on bro
acoustic jolt
Not enough Milk
foggy tapir
true
acoustic jolt
If you wanna win Balatro all you have to do is drink milk through a toilet paper tube
foggy tapir
anyway my daily dose of gambling discord is over. i will return and do a TINY bit more gambling tomorrow
acoustic jolt
anyway my daily dose of gambling discord is over. i will return and do a TINY bi...
Gamble high FAKE John "Erm watesigma" Balatro
foggy tapir
If you wanna win Balatro all you have to do is drink milk through a toilet paper...
winning balatro has one solution which is ALL. IN.
$5 left? Reroll.
red hamlet
winning balatro has one solution which is ALL. IN.
and yet the one guy who has a 60+ win streak is not all in
acoustic jolt
4$? Use the Buffoon Pack and get Credit Card and keep rerolling.
opal fog
the brothers (should i replace acrobat? i need xmult)
acoustic jolt
Yeah
red hamlet
the brothers (should i replace acrobat? i need xmult)
are you playing heart flushes
acoustic jolt
Oh yeah that goi
foggy tapir
replace blueprint. its an ass joker bro how can people call it good
/j
acoustic jolt
Ig
ancient trout
well
red hamlet
if you're not playing flushes
keep acro
acoustic jolt
replace blueprint. its an ass joker bro how can people call it good
/j
Replace ALL of them
sly frigate
balatro time
red hamlet
and just blueprint it for 9x mult
acoustic jolt
if you're not playing flushes
keep acro
Not playing Flushes??? Incredulous!
foggy tapir
gn @acoustic jolt
sly frigate
also pretty sure i forgot about my goal and skipped midas mask
acoustic jolt
I got Golden Ticket accidentally
acoustic jolt
And then immediately found him
cedar glade
THIS is how you win gold stake (polychrome hanging chad in ante 1 is just the way
acoustic jolt
gn <@1363875972226617534>
Gn bro
I had the ultimate money run bro
I think I had Sock and Buskin too lmao
worldly basin
guys other then flush five and flush house what other secret hands are there
because im missing 1 planet card
acoustic jolt
Five of a kind
worldly basin
oh thx
red hamlet
because it's straight flush
cedar spindle
I forgot to copy it i alr lost
acoustic jolt
I forgot to copy it i alr lost
💔
cedar spindle
Had 3 poly ancients and the bs
acoustic jolt
Where'd you lose
cedar spindle
Ante 12 was a huge jump
acoustic jolt
A bad Boss Blind?
cedar spindle
Mf baron and the pair
marble yarrow
o ma gah
cedar spindle
Obelisk wouldve been better
sly frigate
i just got negative hanging chad
minor stirrup
i played this game for 8 hours yesterday...adhd's hyperfocus mixed into this game is dangerous haha
sly frigate
pls photograph
opal fog
i got violet vessel im so fucking done
sly frigate
i played this game for 8 hours yesterday...adhd's hyperfocus mixed into this gam...
yup
cedar spindle
gay lovers
Us
cedar spindle
Aww
red hamlet
- I have no gender so i can't be gay
cedar spindle
red hamlet
- i'm taken
sly frigate
holy shit
cartomancer gave me devil
2 times in a row
if i dont get golden ticket this run
i will be sad
gilded condor
marble yarrow
lol
opal fog
i finally did it twin
sly frigate
oh no
opal fog
glass cards are peak
red hamlet
pray, bojimbo
sly frigate
am i cooked
opal fog
how many score do u need
opal fog
dang
sly frigate
do i go straight flush
or flush
i've played flush more
and i have supernova
flush would be +28 mult
opal fog
you could tell localthunk to bless you
red hamlet
bless up, fam
dusky oasis
She local on my thunk until I balatro
sly frigate
i was fine
i underestimated constellation
mmmmm do i use petroglyph
i only have 3 discards
and i haven't done much deck stuff
23 clubs out of 54
is it worth it
vocal osprey
With multiple bananas, do they all always get eaten at the same time? Or did I just get very unlucky?
dusky oasis
Unlucky
vocal osprey
😭
sly frigate
With multiple bananas, do they all always get eaten at the same time? Or did I j...
very unlucky
dusky oasis
Which banana was it
Because losing multiple cavendish at once means you should hit the casinos
sly frigate
holy crap my luck is so bad
tardy inlet
Watch him say Gros Michel
red hamlet
holy crap my luck is so bad
me when i get ran over by an 18 wheeler on a school road
tardy inlet
me when i get ran over by an 18 wheeler on a school road
Gang ion think this is a luck-based roll
dusky oasis
Gang ion think this is a luck-based roll
Nat 1
sly frigate
im supposed to get golden ticket rahhh
tardy inlet
You just got a nat 1
red hamlet
Gang ion think this is a luck-based roll
gonna turn you into a luck-based roll
sly frigate
what was the most annoying joker for yall to unlock
tardy inlet
gonna turn you into a luck-based roll
My existence is already luck based
red hamlet
My existence is already luck based
spring roll lookin' mf
tardy inlet
spring roll lookin' mf
Bro chose violence
tardy inlet
Five of a kind is a really good hand in the late game if you get lucky enough
sly frigate
lol violet vessel on ante 7 is cursed
tardy inlet
Oh yeah and then there's flush house which is extremely rare
Unless you buy standard packs a lot
(Unlike me)
red hamlet
Five of a kind is a really good hand in the late game if you get lucky enough
just skip to flush five or stick to 4oak
5oak is wack
sly frigate
a few runs ago i had a flush house combo going
i just had a lot of spades face cards
red hamlet
sure it has higher base score
but scaling is similar af and 5oak is less consistent
sly frigate
and switching to flush five that late wouldve lost me the game
because i had like level 11 flush house
tardy inlet
Yeah unfortunately I don't get many extra cards from standard packs
sly frigate
golden ticket time :D
tardy inlet
If I get lucky enough I use some of the tarot that can change the suits of cards
sly frigate
i havent
tardy inlet
All I have left is the decks
tardy inlet
I did also unlock challenges today
tardy inlet
I was in the final boss of the rich get richer challenge
And for some reason my cards got +0 chips??
So i just lost the final boss
red hamlet
uh
red hamlet
localhunk
sly frigate
hows jonkler collection going
tardy inlet
LOCALTHUNK???
rare yew
126/150 holy just had a run where all 5 got gold stickers
sly frigate
126/150 holy just had a run where all 5 got gold stickers
im gonna try to beat you to 150 jonklers
im at 140/150 so final stretch but i dont have that much time to grind
localthunk you are holy the second you sent a message i started getting jupiters again
tardy inlet
IN THE FLESH?!?
red hamlet
no, on the discord
rare yew
My last run I had flush level 26
sly frigate
after not getting any for 4 antes 😭
sly frigate
My last run I had flush level 26
damn
rare yew
So may your runs be blessed with Jupiter
sly frigate
thank you localthunk 🙏
red hamlet
well maybe if you made more jokers for straight flushes
rare yew
Nah it’s a deck fixing issue
high orbit
My last run I had flush level 26
the blue seal experience
sly frigate
well maybe if you made more jokers for straight flushes <a:jam:13481416340886037...
we saw how well seance worked out
vivid island
we saw how well seance worked out
As the run saving Baseball fodder
sly frigate
its just hard to make decks that consistently give you straight flushes
tardy inlet
This makes me want to try the challenge again
sly frigate
i added a photochad to my jonklers
vocal osprey
Yo Localthunk, what's your favorite color?
rare yew
Yeah by the time you have consistent straight flushes it’s pretty late into the run
foggy tapir
Poor Neptune
i like neptune
sly frigate
i love constellation so much
foggy tapir
i use it occasionally
sly frigate
its at x6 mult
sly frigate
fr
foggy tapir
Neptune is such a dope planet
i agree
red hamlet
diamond rain
tardy inlet
My favorite planet in bala is Uranus
modern remnant
yo, someone want to watch me play and help me with the game? (Im a beginer)
sly frigate
what other jokers can i even go for this run
foggy tapir
My favorite planet in bala is Uranus
holy shit john gambling
sly frigate
discard five jacks at the same time i can probably do
uncut junco
i think uranus is neptune but cooler
sly frigate
i need deaths now
arghhh verdant leaf
i can probably survive this with minimal +mult
tardy inlet
Nah Saturn beats it
dusky oasis
A never ending storm is so cool
dusky oasis
No planet beats that
sly frigate
jupiter <<<<< saturn
uncut junco
both are cool
tardy inlet
Saturn has a literal hexagon in its north pole