🎙・server-chat

[real fern]

awh shucks could have gone insane

[raven sinew]

making gold red seals for money now, working on making red seal steels too through spectrals

i only need 3 blue seals per hand at most

[real fern]

to be fair you only need one and a lucky load of pulls on death

[raven sinew]

plus i havent gotten a single hand size voucher

[real fern]

what ante are you on

[raven sinew]

18

[real fern]

and no hand size damnn

thats insane

[past perch]

Help, What should I do?

[real fern]

play all your bad cards and keep the good ones and hope you get a good hand

its the only choice

[past perch]

Ok..

[raven sinew]

the real evil is magic trick

it just

keeps showing up

[real fern]

just buy out all of them

[raven sinew]

yeah im doing that now

kinda regret not doing it sooner

[past perch]

Bleh

[real fern]

damn, sometimes its just not meant to be

sometimes it is

sometimes the game gives you everything to win

[past perch]

It didn't happen unfortunately

[real fern]

just gotta pray and beg

[raven sinew]

dont look at me

[real fern]

what is yalls highest win streak?

[raven sinew]

like 2 i kinda spam r sometimes

[real fern]

i was looking at you

[echo sand]

2 😭

[past perch]

2

[real fern]

no yeah i feel that, i think im on like 6

i had a good streak then restarted a run without realising

[past perch]

Stupid clown

[raven sinew]

run died to psychic

fucking no rerolls either

i hate this

[past perch]

I just can't move any further after the 4/8 bet.

[real fern]

thats rough

[real fern]

what deck are you playing on

[past perch]

In the green

[real fern]

thats a deck thats normally nice to play on

[past perch]

I tried to play with black but it is very difficult for me.

[real fern]

yeah i struggle on black too, i even find gold easier than black idk if its just me

[raven sinew]

i think theyre talking deck not... stake

[real fern]

oh

black deck i just dont play

[past perch]

The gold only gives you money at the beginning, the worst

[real fern]

thats yellow deck gold makessome jokers rental some eternal

[full robin]

black deck is brutal

[real fern]

black deck is brutal

dk why i retyped that

[full robin]

my magnum opus

[real fern]

i meant emphasis on the IS

no yeah thats a clean build

[past perch]

You can increase your hands

:v

[full robin]

this was a couple months back It took me like a solid week to beat black deck on gold so I was just so proud 😭

[real fern]

i will try it at some point today tbf i have an hour free during college

[full robin]

If I remember correctly, I think I did, but then took a hieroglyph at some point or something

[real fern]

ive been up all night on balatro even tho i have college in a couple hours i might be cooked

[full robin]

it happens

[rare yew]

Sleep is important

I did not sleep enough in university

[real fern]

not when balatro is an option

[calm mural]

LOCALTHUNK?

[echo sand]

no way it's john balala

[real fern]

no way is it localthunk pork

[rare yew]

I had this habit of being an awful student then pulling an all nighter the night before the final

Scraped through school

[echo sand]

that's the majority of college students i think

especially if you're a CS major

[sick summit]

Will black deck be buffed

[random jungle]

Should have went to balatro univerisity smh

[real fern]

i mean i did pretty well in school but college im doing mechanics so i can be tired in there

i kinda wake up in the workshop

[rare yew]

All my friends were much better students and I think were able to get a lot more out of school than me. I was just in the back goofing off making games

[real fern]

plus ill just drink a monster or smthin gotta go for my number 1 pipeline punch

making games payed off

[calm mural]

Procrastinating is a very bad thing to do. I had a lot of plans and strategies to stop procrastinating, but still ended up doing it anyway

[real fern]

yeah i love procrastination

[echo sand]

that's where the real success happens

basically how microsoft started i think

[rare yew]

Nah that was sheer luck that those habits didn’t bite me in the ass

[full robin]

Learning to stop procrastinating sounds so simple, but it takes serious willpower to do it

[real fern]

i mean most of my hobbies will bite me in the ass icl

[calm mural]

What this guy said

[rare yew]

Anyway sleep is important and I need mine!

[full robin]

gn

[real fern]

i cant have mine i have college in a couple hours

[full robin]

some sleep is better than no sleep

[rare yew]

Krada go to sleep join my slumber pact

[real fern]

ill be more tired if i get an hour than none

[rare yew]

Good for the ol brain

[real fern]

perhaps since lord balatro told me to

[calm mural]

Fuck sleep. I need to study more. I will end up sleeping all day anyway after the exams are done

[flint copper]

How old is thunk?

[flint copper]

I thought he was younger for some reason

[rare yew]

Last I checked somewhere between 16-85

[flint copper]

Oh ok 👍

[strong rose]

localthunk online

[real fern]

honestly most based game dev, someone with a sense of humour was perfect for balatro

[willow kite]

I slept 4 hours today👍

[past perch]

How much money

Woaus

[real fern]

niceee this could be the run

[past perch]

And again I lost on the 4/8 bet

Uy

Don't take screenshot

[lost furnace]

chat

[tall hare]

chat

[lost furnace]

helo folks

[harsh eagle]

i cant win 😦

[lament falcon]

whats good bro

chat did you have a good easter

[lost furnace]

I don't celebrate Easter

[lament falcon]

why so

[lost furnace]

there's no such thing in indonesia

[lament falcon]

huh

do they do anything else around that time?

[alpine turret]

Hi

[raw aspen]

Why is it called a monkey paw when it's clearly a hand and monkeys don't have paws

[real fern]

good point

[real fern]

no i dont do easter either i dont like chocolate

and thats the whole thing easter does

chocolate egg and then whatever else

[raw aspen]

I mean it's also a Christian Holiday about chirst and there are numerous candies that aren't chocolate

Christ

[alpine turret]

It doesn't even have the bean like the cat one

(maybe)

[raw aspen]

The bean?

[real fern]

i dont follow christianity so its not my thing

[strong rose]

yellow deck orange stake win

[alpine turret]

A cat's paw. Almost look like a bean

[raw aspen]

Well still good excuse to go and eat some nerds

[raw aspen]

Oh I thought you were talking about easter my bad

[real fern]

im british we dont do that we eat like othe things most the shops close to me dont have nerds

[alpine turret]

That's fine.

[real fern]

only shop that has it is hmv and they are like expensive

[strong rose]

• Onyx Agate [Eternal]
• Photograph [Eternal]
• Constellation [Eternal] (x4.3 Mult)
• Sock and Buskin
• -# Sock and Buskin (Sold for Verdant Leaf)

[raw aspen]

What kind of candy do you have

[lament falcon]

my easter was pretty fire i just went to church

pastor said some real truth

[alpine turret]

I never win in balatro or maybe I'm too stupid using jokers

[real fern]

i mean i am not much a fan of alot of sweet things but when i do eat them its mainly just harribo

[strong rose]

find good joker combos

[alpine turret]

I'm trying

[lament falcon]

we did easter eggs on the 19th

[real fern]

funny enough the harribo factory isnt too far from me

[strong rose]

gl 🔥🔥

[raw aspen]

Harribo kinda sucks I like thier easter gummies though they got little rabbits and carrots

[real fern]

i do like a gud pack of sour skittles every now n then tho

gotta crave it tho

[lament falcon]

i dont like any fruit flavored candy that doesnt have whatever that sour powder is on it

[real fern]

i mean the skittles dont rlly have flavour they just all taste the same in my opinion

[lament falcon]

green skittles are the most nastiest thing known to mankind

[real fern]

idk only things that actually have different flavours are starburst

all the other sweets all taste the same no mater what "flavour" you chose

[wild prism]

https://tenor.com/view/surskit-running-pokemon-pokemon-surskit-destiny-deoxys-gif-12881576039333398635

Hi

[real fern]

such a goofy pokemon

[wild prism]

Fr fr

[real fern]

fav pokemon bit boring but glaceon

[lament falcon]

dude said "you don't get into heaven cause you're 51% good and 49% evil, you get in cause of jesus's 100%"

[real fern]

real

leaving for college in 30 minutes, i have no mobile data so i cant even play no balatro on my break

i have a break over an hour its perfect game to pass the time

[lament falcon]

balatro probably the greatest time killer ever invented

[lament falcon]

grateful i never had to earn my salvation, i just had to believe in christ

[real fern]

I don't use it like that all the time I use it as, oh ill play a quick game before bed, (I'm not sleeping tonight)

[raw aspen]

Because skittles don't have any other flavors

[real fern]

yeah i believe in that

[raw aspen]

They're like m&ms they're not colored per flavor they're all just the same kind of gross concrete esque bitter sour flavor

[raw aspen]

He's absolutely right that is a beautiful way to put it

[real fern]

yes but idk i kinda like em when i crave them

[raw aspen]

I really like sour patch kids

[real fern]

oooo yk i do like them

[raw aspen]

Could just devour an entire pack of those things

[real fern]

what is everyone opinion on watermellon flavoured things, there is only one right opinion and its bad

[echo sand]

watermelon flavored stuff gives me ptsd

[raw aspen]

I like watermelon flavored suckers

[echo sand]

tastes like laxative

[real fern]

anything watermelon flavoured is terrible

[next herald]

[quick canyon]

I always ignore sleep with the logic of "I am in a productivity spree now, better continue because it won't always be like this"

[lament falcon]

ikr i told it to a friend and i swear they got saved

its always good to see other believers

[tardy cloud]

Jimbo Vs Pennywise

[calm cypress]

help

i think bananaman dies

[lament falcon]

kill stencil man

[calm cypress]

i did for baron from that buffoon pack lol

we're cookin

[meager plank]

My favorite economy joker is riff raff

[calm cypress]

you're in luck

[meager plank]

Sadly you didn’t end up taking it

[calm cypress]

ya thats why my econ was good

[meager plank]

It’s only good early game

Sometimes you can get $6 a round worth in selling

Other times you can get other good econ jokers

I love it

Pretty sure it makes its price back in 1 turn if you sell the 2 it makes and the riff raf

[solemn elm]

why are the colours wrong

[calm cypress]

?

what do u mean?

[meager plank]

Don’t see anything wrong with this image

[calm cypress]

idol is polychrome

if that's what ur looking at

[meager plank]

Yes

My idol is polychrome

His name is Demarcus Paul

[patent gale]

might be winning gold stake here 🤞

[vague idol]

Holy clusterfuck thats cool

[meager plank]

Do you prefer glass card or lucky card decks for oops all 6s builds

[vapid thistle]

least awesome looking ghost deck run

[calm cypress]

I think this is the end for me

[meager plank]

I always take wheel of fortune, 1/4 chance to increase temperance value. I’m a believer

[vapid thistle]

true

[meager plank]

Wheel of fortune is $3 I think, for $12 you can get around $1 extra temperance value on average. How many times do you use temperance? Probably less than 12.

[calm cypress]

yeah that's not nearly enough

[patent gale]

lucky for sure

[meager plank]

To make it even more fun, give them an unpaid internship after it, just to not employ them.

[calm cypress]

TUN38RIP

[vapid thistle]

rip indeed

[calm cypress]

fun seed tho, RNG was kind to give that to me

[willow kite]

I have turned off sound what was happening?

[meager plank]

Some old man was talking about how you should indulge in the dangerous activities he indulges in. Simple peer pressure is all.

[willow kite]

Thats too complicated for me, can you translate it into balatro?

[meager plank]

Showman making you take a 3rd cavendish

[willow kite]

Oh damn

[meager plank]

Most bananas I’ve ever had was 2 gros michel

[willow kite]

Once i got 3 cavendish in the shop bc of shownan

In 1 roll with overstock plus

[meager plank]

Theoretically, if I had showman, could I get 2 gros Michel, have one go extinct, and buy a cavendish?

[willow kite]

Yes

[meager plank]

That’s awesome

[willow kite]

Then you make bananatron

[meager plank]

That’s what they called me in high school

[willow kite]

Lol

[meager plank]

I lied im still in high school and nobody calls me that

[meager plank]

I guess I still have time to make it happen

[subtle bobcat]

My friends call me "the banana man"

Idk why

[meager plank]

My friends call me very mean things that I am not sure I can repeat here

[subtle bobcat]

Sad

But relatable

Lol

[pallid hawk]

this build was fun

[meager plank]

No it wasn’t

[pallid hawk]

yes it was

[meager plank]

Oh

[pallid hawk]

lots of dings

[meager plank]

My fault dude

I didn’t know

[vale fog]

@willow kite hello based colored circles user

[reef mirage]

What are the tips for the serpent naneinf run? white stake unseeded

[pastel sierra]

Why u only copying mime

[reef mirage]

just for the minmaxing the golds, it was after end of play

[pastel sierra]

O ok

[reef mirage]

and unfortunately i couldnt find the retcon for the unli boss rerolls lol

thats the crucial ones right?

[willow kite]

Hi

[onyx sorrel]

Go to a point where final hand doesn't go past the score.

[onyx sorrel]

That is very crucial yes.

[willow kite]

What is my mail in rebate doing?😭

[onyx sorrel]

Like very very crucial.

[willow kite]

I do what your name says

[onyx sorrel]

✅

https://tenor.com/view/smart-roblox-victory-correct-gif-8463344230446230187

[onyx sorrel]

Dog dog dog

[willow kite]

Thats a cat

[wild prism]

Who else is saving plasma deck for last cause it’s objectively the most fun deck

Like it just is… better

[reef mirage]

hmm yea still no retcon at next ante, i think i shouldve skipped more voucher tags earlier

so, the play for me would be to get retcon, then sell one of my brainstorm for burglars and just spamming serpent?

[onyx sorrel]

On a score that doesn't clear it before you reach final hand.

Or not even final hand.

[indigo cedar]

@fringe prawn is jewish btw

[onyx sorrel]

But it should be around e100+ before you take naneinf no legendary.

Full power.

[glacial sequoia]

No way, Samsung Browser gives +30 Chips and +3 Mult to Straight

[reef mirage]

idk, ghost deck is most fun too for me cos of the many spectrals in shops lol able to push many builds

[reef mirage]

thats not including serpent?

[nimble scarab]

BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUidRLt6ou4

[strong rose]

• -# Shoot the Moon [Perishable] (Negative, Sold for Verdant Leaf)
• Smeared Joker [Rental] (BC → x1.5 Mult)
• Joker Stencil (x2 Mult, BC → x1.5 Mult)
• Joker Stencil (x2 Mult, BC → x1.5 Mult)
• Ancient Joker [Perishable]
• Baseball Card [Eternal] (Foil)

yellow deck yellow stake win

!!

negative stm on last shop reroll helped lol

[cedar spindle]

Should i buy the lucky cat cos my entire drck is red sealed lucky kings of clubs

And 1 non red seal lucky king of diamonds

Also ecto isnt an option my hand size is 5

[onyx sorrel]

Including it

[cyan drift]

prob too late to scale it, not worth

[cedar spindle]

Alr

[magic violet]

Someone, say a number between 1 and 36

[stray mist]

you probably wanna switch to glass before it gets big enough to matter

[magic violet]

please ;^;

🥚

[hushed pond]

can straights be made with ace, 2, 3, 4, 5?

[shell hedge]

Yes

[slim junco]

Anyone know where to find that mod that finds a good start on a run?

[oblique hound]

Brainstorm? Doesn't it only specifically search for the soul, not just a 'good run'?

[slim junco]

Oh I thought it was a good run not just soul

[slim junco]

Do you know where I can find it or a link to it?

Nvm I got it i just don't know how to get it to search

[real coral]

Good morning server chat

[young bolt]

nice ears

[noble harbor]

Hi

[unborn briar]

hey

[patent gale]

The game just didn't want me to win, kept discarding the suit I needed ffs

[oblique isle]

Easy dusk take

[pale gulch]

i took the Wily Joker 😔

[slim junco]

hello

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling????????

[sacred sparrow]

dusk and zany should give them some space

[pale gulch]

theyre having private time

[slim junco]

I’m jimbing it

[main tapir]

Hitchhiker S tier

[turbid ermine]

should i have my brainstorm copy hanging chad or hiker

[lost kindle]

chad

[thin bough]

Do yall know if the update gon hit everything at the same time

-# like consoles mobile pc allat jazz

[lost kindle]

prolly

[turbid ermine]

11 + 365 chip ace

[red hamlet]

Remember to copy perkeo in shop

[vale fog]

I don't think it'll hit jazz

[stiff hull]

Whats that deck I don’t recognize it

Is it modded?

[tame nymph]

Yeah, it’s the card sleeves mod

[turbid ermine]

oh right

sorry

[tame nymph]

Basically it lets you play two decks at once. That’s the simple explanation

[stuck canyon]

👋

[willow reef]

my honest reaction to swashbonkler (chicot is actually useful)

[grave crest]

good morning vros

[quick moat]

Good emote name

[safe ledge]

what would be funny is a deck that uses the effect of a random deck but you don't know what deck it is

[lost kindle]

randomized benefit and randomized down side

[safe ledge]

random deck, random stake, all vouchers are random until you buy it

random blind

[slim junco]

at this point, just play with a blind fold on

[west sky]

Basically just Misprint Deck from Crypid

[safe ledge]

never played the game I wouldn't know 🙏

[west sky]

Oh…

[slim junco]

misprint is randomised values tho, not randomised cards

[safe ledge]

I saw whatshisname play cryptid and he had like 10 blueprints

Murphy obv

j saw it on a short

[safe ledge]

the cards would be the same they'd all be normal cards just the effect is entirely random

[slim junco]

bru

[safe ledge]

well generated at the start of the run and you aren't told what it is

[safe ledge]

would be fun y

[safe ledge]

HOW I DONT EVEN HAVE IT OPEN

ON MY PC 😭

[slim junco]

that’s what they all say

[safe ledge]

I would've been timed out

after 20 minutes

cause I'm at school rn 💔

[slim junco]

get off discord and focus on ur education dumbass

[safe ledge]

we aren't doing anything it's free time dumbass

this teacher is buns and ends class early

[slim junco]

do some extra study then dumbass

[safe ledge]

pfft no

I'm not that kind of nerd

[slim junco]

ur finna fail everything

[lost kindle]

what subject

[safe ledge]

I'm failing nothing and I graduate in a couple months

[safe ledge]

English 1102

[slim junco]

“graduate”

[safe ledge]

couple weeks

[slim junco]

that’s what they all say

[safe ledge]

my brain isn't doing ok

[lost kindle]

graduate or finish th grade

[safe ledge]

graduate I'm a senior

turning 18 next Wednesday

[lost kindle]

hey at least u aint got exams lastinf over 2 months

[safe ledge]

🔥

[lost kindle]

happy birthday roblox player in school

[cyan shale]

How is everyone doing?

[candid kernel]

bro needs to extra study to not fail

[safe ledge]

please don't let me legacy be roblo

[slim junco]

i read that “lastinf” as naneinf

[safe ledge]

I'm doin well hbu

[slim junco]

am i cooked

[lost kindle]

balatro brinrot is real

[lost kindle]

ok mr roblox

[cyan shale]

I'm doing well too. Thanks for asking.

[safe ledge]

yesterday I saw a kid and his outfit reminded me of a joker

[lost kindle]

46 hrs of roblox.

whart

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[slim junco]

saw some people playing poker in home room and asked what level their straight was

[safe ledge]

I DONT HAVE IT OPEN IDK WHY IT SAYS IM PLAYING ROBLOX

😭😭😭

[lost kindle]

i had that same "problem" w fortnite

[safe ledge]

wish I could bring my playing cards and poker chips to school they're banned tho 💔

[small ibex]

When gameplay update

[slim junco]

js don’t get caught

[lost kindle]

turns out i left my pc on n display off for

[safe ledge]

got cancelled the creator is in jail rn

[lost kindle]

a while.

[small ibex]

Damn

[lost kindle]

ball

[safe ledge]

yh

[lost kindle]

balala

[icy lantern]

I need to buy a poker chip set

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-11055948006915227502

bro imagine being ove 18

[safe ledge]

I have a set of 200 in 4 colors

[icy lantern]

wowie

[safe ledge]

75 each of red, blue, green and white

[slim junco]

i’m 20 next year cuh

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-11055948006915227502

[safe ledge]

it also came with a pack of playing cards but they're plastic coated and I really don't like the feel of that

[slim junco]

im 18 doe

[safe ledge]

bicycle playing cards are a true kings playing cards

[lost kindle]

whart.

r u skipping years or smth

[opaque shard]

She fist in my raised til I mime

[slim junco]

i turn 19 this year, therefore i’ll be 20 next year

dumbass

[safe ledge]

he's got you there

[lost kindle]

bru

funny guy

[safe ledge]

funny guy, I guess you could say he's a

[lost kindle]

they call me fetus cos "theyre turning 17 this year"

[safe ledge]

🃏

[lost kindle]

joker persona

https://tenor.com/view/joker-persona-5-gif-7156099863849143410

(im going insane)

[safe ledge]

they call me Kin cause people devolved my user name to 3 letters to say it quicker

[lost kindle]

i thought u was like

a fam member or sth

[lost kindle]

ts tru 💔

[safe ledge]

group in my class did a presentation over persona and the first thing I thought of was the game, despite never having cared for or played the games

[slim junco]

mf

[lost kindle]

propaganda

[safe ledge]

you like wizards and bananas? BOY DO I HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU

[torn zealot]

How do I add mult to my deck irl

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

[lost kindle]

what.

easy

put some uranium-235 near it

[slim junco]

tf is ur pfp

[torn zealot]

The casino banned me from paying poker there because I had 84629470 chips

[lost kindle]

it either grows or goes thru mitosis

[safe ledge]

calc (short for calculator btw)

[lost kindle]

oh/

[torn zealot]

You want me to put two women kissing instead?

[lost kindle]

yes.

[torn zealot]

fuck no

[lost kindle]

aw

[slim junco]

i’d rather it not be whatever that is

[torn zealot]

anyways I rob another casino with my jokers

[lost kindle]

im jonkling it

[torn zealot]

Hard to explain why she's wearing a pacifier

The game that she's featured in put it on her because muh seal her power n shit

stupid ass japanese game devs

[slim junco]

so ur weird, js say that

[opaque shard]

Im all ears

[torn zealot]

Never denied it

At least I'm not a filthy two pairs user

[opaque shard]

Fuck you

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-meme-sus-gif-22806251

[opaque shard]

Sorry that was rude

[slim junco]

mf just apologised for saying fuck you 😭😭

[safe ledge]

bloons tower defense

[opaque shard]

Awesome

[torn zealot]

you play two pairs

Your destiny is plain

[lost kindle]

nooo

[torn zealot]

Go play a real hand

[lost kindle]

anyway

[torn zealot]

Like flush

[lost kindle]

anybody know how to fi a 70/30 hairstyle back into a mid part??

it keeps going 70/30

idk how to fixx it

[torn zealot]

Is that the guy from devil may cry

Is his name nero or something

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-11055948006915227502

[waxen trail]

Who has small hands? If so, what is the best solution to get it?

[lost kindle]

thats dante

anyways

if anybody knows, can they dm

[waxen trail]

Vergil?

[waxen trail]

Is 15 "unc"?

Or is that young

[torn zealot]

Mind if I DM you

@lost kindle

[waxen trail]

You're name tells me you dont have patience

Or skill

[torn zealot]

fuck you

Ok name your most played hand

[waxen trail]

Dont worry, I dont have skill

[torn zealot]

If it is straight you have a small pee pee

If it is pairs you also have a small pee pee

full house excluded

[waxen trail]

I play flushes and three of a kind

[pine field]

Hell yeah

@waxen trail > @torn zealot

[torn zealot]

Your penis 2.1cm

Never speak to me again

[waxen trail]

Nah, its at least 6 or 7

[safe ledge]

you're*

[pine field]

Yrouer*

[waxen trail]

Yeur

[safe ledge]

I play nothing because I don't have balto

[pine field]

Gore*

[waxen trail]

Why here?

[torn zealot]

🤓 ☝️

[safe ledge]

I like game

[pine field]

But bo have it?

No*

[lost kindle]

is all good

[safe ledge]

I watch game no money to play 🙅‍♀️

[lost kindle]

dawg im 16

[safe ledge]

enjoy but no 💰💵💰

[lost kindle]

i dont think u have to be worried abt being an unc 💔

[red hamlet]

🤏 lil baby

[pine field]

Buy joker poker balala instead

[safe ledge]

spend all my dabloons on pokemon cards

[lost kindle]

ok grandpa

[safe ledge]

hell no 😭

[lost kindle]

retirement home's calling

[safe ledge]

not that desperate

[red hamlet]

It's past your bedtime bro

[lost kindle]

steamunlock

[pine field]

Peak wdym

[lost kindle]

bro its 5pm

[pine field]

3 over here

[red hamlet]

You got kindergarten tomorrow

[waxen trail]

Oh hi grandpa

[red hamlet]

Go bed

[lost kindle]

this is the face myfat ass cat makes whenever i put food on his dish

[waxen trail]

Anybody is called unc if they are a year or older than them

[dusky oasis]

Joker poker balala goty

[lost kindle]

aint no way bro

ok fetus

[pine field]

Hell yeah

[lost kindle]

go back to kindergarten

[red hamlet]

Bro you're in his class

[lost kindle]

nuh uh

i have 1 and a half years left of school

he prolly got 2

[pine field]

Right since when was I involved

[lost kindle]

always

[red hamlet]

This is yall on break time

Shortly before nap time

[pine field]

I'm watching conclave everyone shut up now

[lost kindle]

ok yea i do that

i play cards w my friends in a break room

mostly its uno

but from time to time its smth else

olf maid

[tardy yarrow]

Cant believe they made conclave real

[tacit crest]

are they playing baldotor

[sick summit]

The old father comes back to life and challenges Lawrence to a balatro 1v1 for the iron throne

[pine field]

No spoilers guys

[wary sigil]

mfw i forget to reroll and have my entire deck debuffed

[pine field]

Well yeah duh

Can't wait for that scene

[wary sigil]

It's 10pm anyway might as well sleep

[lost kindle]

do u guys drink advil or panadol

sucrose

phloem

[pine field]

Whiskey

[lost kindle]

biology

why am i getting this im not even catohlic???

[pine field]

Banger video tbf

Love cgp

THEY HIT THE VATICAN

NOOOOO

THEY HIT THE SECOND STEEPLE

[lost kindle]

what

yea but why now

right aafter the pope

[pine field]

THE FUCKING VATICAN BLEW THE FUCK UP

WHAT IS THIS MOVIE

[lost kindle]

what r u watcching bro

[pine field]

Conclacmve

Oh yay tedesco is being racist again

[quick gazelle]

heard the pope is gone

crazy work

[flint copper]

Sorry, whose?

[quick gazelle]

figure of speech

didn’t expect it this year ngl

[lost kindle]

it was jd vance

trust

[quick gazelle]

of course

it all makes sense now

[safe ledge]

hell yeah

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[safe ledge]

all of us ignored the warnings smh

[lost kindle]

he was born to do that

[safe ledge]

just like how localthunk's name is John Balatro

it's in his blood

[quick gazelle]

real

[safe ledge]

holy shit

[quick gazelle]

it is I

john balatro

[safe ledge]

localthunk's alt account

[pine field]

A prophet has risen

[safe ledge]

absolute cinema

Jimbo the joker should be in the next smash Bros game

alt skin is blueprint

[quick gazelle]

I’ll lead everyone to the new balatro update

[safe ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-sea-redsea-moses-gif-9839978

[pine field]

Elect him as the new pope

[safe ledge]

guys it's almost Friday

[vague idol]

Balala

[pine field]

In the name of the blueprint the brainstorm and the baron-mime

[safe ledge]

general chat so good the FBI agent showed up

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[quick gazelle]

blueprint my beloved

[safe ledge]

[digital quiver]

1 more deck and I have c+ 🙏

how good is red

is it just blue but a bit worse

[safe ledge]

[safe ledge]

isn't red like the basic deck shouldn't you know this

[thin zinc]

I have a knife

[quick gazelle]

yeaa

red is basic deck

[safe ledge]

red is +1 discard I think

[quick gazelle]

and blue is the +1 hand right?

[safe ledge]

yeah

[digital quiver]

I think I legit did my first run on red

[safe ledge]

I know like 4 decks and those are some of them

[digital quiver]

then never played it again 💀

[quick gazelle]

it’s not exactly “worse” than blue it’s more like the deck forces you to adapt around the playstyle of having an extra discard

each deck kinda makes you experiment with new cards

[safe ledge]

appreciate the starter deck not just being no bonus

[elfin hornet]

Balala at coachella

[quick gazelle]

yea agreed

[digital quiver]

having no bonus still better than black imo

[safe ledge]

neato pfp I like the art style

[quick gazelle]

that’s why I don’t consider it worse, more just easier than the other decks

[safe ledge]

what black do

[elfin hornet]

Thabk you. You don't wanna look up the artist

[safe ledge]

thabk 🔥

[digital quiver]

-1 hand +1 joker slot

[safe ledge]

ooOo

[elfin hornet]

+1 jonkler slot

[safe ledge]

I don't have Balatro I don't know these things

[elfin hornet]

It doesn't really do much because you die before you can utilize it

[safe ledge]

darn

[elfin hornet]

Because of the -1 hand per round

[quick gazelle]

well if you get the grabber voucher early on it’s not so bad

[safe ledge]

plus 6 joker slots could be fun

[digital quiver]

you literally die in ante 1 half the runs 💀

[safe ledge]

no immediate need for negatives

[safe ledge]

don't suck then

[quick gazelle]

I actually beat black deck

[digital quiver]

gold stake?

[safe ledge]

[quick gazelle]

unfortunately no

I’m not at that level yet :((

however I did beat it at blue recently

[safe ledge]

I've never lost gold stake of all the times I've played it

[digital quiver]

black deck on lower stakes is fun

[quick gazelle]

yeah fs

[digital quiver]

💀

[quick gazelle]

all I really do is just fish for flushes and get good flat mult

[safe ledge]

not lying 🔥

[quick gazelle]

it’s definitely easy to die early if you don’t know what you’re doing

[safe ledge]

can't lose if I've never played

[quick gazelle]

it’s the noob killer deck

[digital quiver]

💀

[quick gazelle]

I beat abandoned and checkered deck in a single play session

[safe ledge]

my theory for the next update is there at least gonna be 5-10 jokers cause 150 is such a nice number for a joker amount

if it got changed to like 153 that's just really specific

[bright hound]

I am a Balatro newbie from Hong Kong. Where should I buy the game?

[quick gazelle]

pretty sure thunk confirmed at least 2 jokers in a joking manner but who knows

[safe ledge]

what platform do you play on most

probably buy it on there

[quick gazelle]

it’s available on steam

[bright hound]

I can do PC, mobile and Switch

[safe ledge]

on PC id personally go on steam

cause it'll list achievements

[quick gazelle]

there’s also a mobile version on an app store

[safe ledge]

yeah so you can pick any of them; PC, mobile or console

I'm biased cause I'm a PC gamer for life

[bright hound]

It costs HKD$88.00 for me to buy it on mobile and HKD$95.00 on Steam and Switch.

[safe ledge]

if you wanna save money go for mobile

it's all up to you

[bright hound]

Well, my Switch credits are just lying around, so I'm personally picking there...

[safe ledge]

it's all up to you lmao

[bright hound]

But I don't want to buy it on a whim just because I saw the Animator VS Games videos of Balatro.

[safe ledge]

that's fair, there's a mobile ripoff of Balatro idk if it's available where you are

it's called balala I think

should be free

[bright hound]

Heck no.

I want the real deal.

[safe ledge]

if you want the real deal but aren't 100% if you wanna buy it on a whim, don't

[tardy yarrow]

gn chat

[bright hound]

I mean, today's my first day of work and I got a paycheck of HKD$125.00.

[safe ledge]

though steam offers refunds

[bright hound]

What do you think about the AVG videos of Balatro, btw?

[lost kindle]

avg?

[quick gazelle]

personally I have no opinion

but if you do want your money’s worth and more, you can delve into the mods in steam as well

[bright hound]

Animators VS Games

[rocky robin]

balatro is fun. nice to be in the server

[quick gazelle]

agreed

[lost kindle]

balala

i hate diamonds 🤬

[bright hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36xT_gzXrsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWpjS9p0ivA

[lost kindle]

ohh

tht thing

idk havent watched it

too much gambling

[quick gazelle]

idk anything about the avg videos, I watch bean and he got me into it

[lost kindle]

i od

[rocky robin]

no money for playing diamonds for you

like erm... rough gem

[bold flume]

rough gem is ok

if u get retriggers it's pretty goated

[rocky robin]

absolutely :)

nice little money injection

[bold flume]

i think it's like B tier as a money joker

[rocky robin]

yeah

right next to matador, everyones favorite joker the matador

[quick gazelle]

i’m a mail in rebate or to the moon typa guy

[rocky robin]

golden ticket my beloved.

sure, i could get $3 for having a gold card OR i could have $5 for playing that card instead

[quick gazelle]

early golden ticket on checkered deck sounds like easy econ

[quick gazelle]

good thing he’s getting a buff

[quick gazelle]

I think this list is very dependent on the deck you have

[rocky robin]

Delayed gratification is way better than that

[wanton ruin]

9s ?

[bold flume]

oh

cloud 9s

they're pretty good

[rocky robin]

and golden ticket is also certainly better. we'd need your criteria for this list to properly understand it

[bright hound]

But Balatro is about gambling....

[bright hound]

Oh nice

[bold flume]

i rated them based on how i feel about them

[rocky robin]

so not like "how good they are on gold stake" or "best early econ joker"

[bold flume]

yeah

[rocky robin]

just "how i feel about them"?

[dusky oasis]

Matador is the true gamblers joker

You never know if it'll pay

[bold flume]

just "how much i like them/how strong i think they are"

[rocky robin]

matador s tier for me because it looks really cool

[quick gazelle]

makes sense on why reserved parking is so high

[bold flume]

reserved parking won me my 3rd gold stake run

[rocky robin]

parking is slept on

very good

[quick gazelle]

goated card fs

[bold flume]

like

[dusky oasis]

Riffraff is the best econ joker

[bold flume]

look at this shit

[umbral flax]

"Too much gambling"
Looks inside
Literally poker, a gambling game, with extra steps

[bold flume]

ok maybe yuri was the one that carried my run

but the synergies were REALLY good this run

[quick gazelle]

i’m curious, why take flat mult with the brainstorm?

[rocky robin]

473 dollaridoos

[quick gazelle]

ahhh

[bold flume]

i can't make the brainstorm copy the family without compromising on the bootstraps

[rocky robin]

if the hand level is low, the first flat mult is likely higher than 4x base hand

[umbral flax]

Cash. Money even.

Fr tho that is a banger combo

[quick gazelle]

I didn’t look at the money lmao

[rocky robin]

but the second is only 2x, so no need to dupe it twice

[bright hound]

I tell you, the first one is peak beginner Balatro gameplay.

[bold flume]

yeah

reserved parking + yuri just

turned my hand into a money making MACHINE

[quick gazelle]

i’ll watch these for sure

[rocky robin]

is "yuri" just blue + brainstorm

[bold flume]

yes

[rocky robin]

lmfao

[quick gazelle]

ima have to try that combo sometime

[bold flume]

people drew humorous arts of blueprint and brainstorm as a yuri couple

so it just kinda stuck

[bright hound]

Oh yeah, I'm watching that one on loop right now.

[rocky robin]

oh yeah i saw one of those

im not much of a redditor but my friend showed me one

[bright hound]

Which combo?

[rocky robin]

duping parking

[bold flume]

yeah

[quick gazelle]

that bootstraps + reserved parking

[bold flume]

i basically went dupe parking with yuri -> crank out money

on final hand, switch to duping bootstraps+family for BIG mult

[quick gazelle]

which boosts the straps

yeah it makes sense now

[bold flume]

i think i got like $30 each blind

[tawny pasture]

no cloud 9, perfect list. no notes.

[bold flume]

i forgot about cloud 9 sir

[wanton ruin]

Wait

Where eggs

Eggs

[tawny pasture]

nah you had it right the first tiem

[quick gazelle]

I think the main thing about that combo is that it’s kinda reliant on the boot straps which makes sense if you weren’t trying to go to endless

[tawny pasture]

(its just a joke cause im not a cloud 9 fan)

[bold flume]

ah ok

i love golden joker

it's just free money, no questions asked

no conditions

FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tawny pasture]

big golden fan too

[honest canopy]

Cloud 9 is literally the GOAT* *depending on your Erratic deck seed and deck fixing

[tawny pasture]

ticket and gold cards also cook

[bold flume]

ticket midas mask pareidolia

[tawny pasture]

stonks

[honest canopy]

Golden Jimbo is so good for brainless people like me

[rocky robin]

Cloud 9 is just better golden joker

[bold flume]

hard disagree

when u deckfix u may kill 9s

and then see a cloud 9

and then see like 2 dolla

[tawny pasture]

i delete all my 9s first chance i get

[rocky robin]

I don't grab a golden joker when I already have a deck fixed well enough to remove all my 9s

[wanton ruin]

No eggs?

Alright

Me hungry gotta make some boiled one

[tawny pasture]

eggs are in the same category as gift card to me. passive money making not active.

[rocky robin]

Gift card is just better egg

[honest canopy]

This is who 6 was afraid of the entire time but blamed 7. It was never because 7 8 9

[wanton ruin]

But its eggs

Who dont want eggs in their pocket

[rocky robin]

You could also deck fix to get MORE 9s as well.

[bold flume]

honestly i just want more number card synergies

face card synergies are too op

[quick gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-its-all-coming-together-gif-15058130

[tawny pasture]

more 9s? no thanks

[bold flume]

9s have shit synergy outside of cloud 9s

[tawny pasture]

only if i have 6 cloud 9s

[versed cove]

Cloud 9 slander 😔

[quick gazelle]

cloud 9ism

[bold flume]

cloud 9 is ok i guess

if i need econ right now i'll pick it up

but if i had to choose between something like mailin/golden joker

to cloud 9

[rocky robin]

9s are great. They are middle of the deck so they can be used for high straights and low straights. They are also only one chip less than all the face cards and 10, so their chip gain isn't bad either. They work with Odd Todd too

[bold flume]

im picking up mail in and golden joker

[versed cove]

Rebate is broken so ignore that one

[rocky robin]

And it doesn't matter what card you play once you're playing 5oak

[versed cove]

But I'd take c9 over golden like 9/10 times

[wanton ruin]

And eggs 🥚

[bold flume]

kid name idol suck my buskin

also hack

[rocky robin]

You can't retrigger them with Sock n Buskin or Hack.

[tawny pasture]

parking is absolutely broken in baron/mime runs

[bold flume]

yeah but if im playing 5oak

im playing with BIG retriggers

[tawny pasture]

you can go up several hundred dollars a round. its so satisfying

[rocky robin]

Are you trying to win or go as far as you can?

[quick gazelle]

if only seltzer was permanent

[rocky robin]

I play to win the run and then stop unless my build is super cool

[versed cove]

I don't think 9s are that good of a rank to remove in a vacuum due to them being very central, and once you have a c9 it is very easy and very worthwhile to add more 9s regardless of what hand type you're playing

[rocky robin]

I don't value jokers based on their strength into endless

[versed cove]

You don't even have to pivot

[bold flume]

to win, but when i play 5oaks im usually going for retriggers

[rocky robin]

Because only a few jokers are built to scale in endless

[honest canopy]

Quick new joker just to spite Murphy for his slander

[bold flume]

GRRR....

[tawny pasture]

no i love that

[digital quiver]

another day another photochad

[quick gazelle]

ancient joker is smth else man

[bold flume]

what's the highest score possible on seeded endless that we know of

like yeah naneinf

[rocky robin]

true, yes, but you don't need them. 9s are certainly not the best card, but they aren't so bad that i immediately remove them. cloud 9 just ends up being the same or better than golden 95/100 times id say

[digital quiver]

naneinf

[cyan charm]

naneinf

[bold flume]

but what if it didn't exist

[digital quiver]

💀

[bold flume]

oh no i'm talking like if the naneinf limit didn't exist

then how far could we go

[rocky robin]

balatro u i think did some math on it

[tawny pasture]

i think e9000+ people have gotten before

[digital quiver]

wtf

[tawny pasture]

i know doc has done that unseeded? and i think drdreamo has done something similar as well

[bold flume]

didnt the doc get like

e2000

on unseeded

[tawny pasture]

i thought his was 9k

[bold flume]

oh

[cyan charm]

that's wild

[bold flume]

i see

[tardy inlet]

Gang I'm using balatro as a method to hone my gambling skills

[rocky robin]

Like in theory, you could perkeo cryptids every ante until you were just under the naneinf threshhold, use them all, and run a calc on what your score would be

[bold flume]

u think 6 digit E's are possible?

[tardy inlet]

Cause I'm finally of legal age to enter the casino and gamble

[bold flume]

like e100k

[rocky robin]

but idk what the actual peak plausible score is assuming a perfect seed

[cyan charm]

on unseeded?

[bold flume]

seeded

ofc

[rocky robin]

and it would vary slightly depending on hand level

[cyan charm]

maybe

[tardy inlet]

Wait a minute....

JOHN BALATRO?!?!

[rocky robin]

black deck gold stake

[tardy inlet]

Brother.. is that you?

[cyan charm]

impossible

[digital quiver]

pause?

[tawny pasture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcZF7NJGuPE&ab_channel=BalatroUniversity yea over 9000 random seed for doc

[bold flume]

man

[digital quiver]

what on earth

[quick gazelle]

yes brother, we’ll go gambling

[digital quiver]

is that

[bold flume]

doc is straight up balatro jesus

[tardy inlet]

Deal

[bold flume]

i wish i could be as good as him...

[tardy inlet]

AND you have moon in your name

[bold flume]

maybe after i finish my own math phd i will become as good as him

[cyan charm]

just practice

[bold flume]

[tardy inlet]

You really are my brother

[bold flume]

i am genuinely curious on what exactly doc did for his thesis

[quick gazelle]

lol fs I’m studying all the poker hands so we can win big

[bold flume]

as another math major

[quick gazelle]

doc has a really good understanding of the game mechanics i’m sure we can reach that level someday

[tardy inlet]

Also bloodstone are you the type to use the oops6s and lucky cat combo in your build?

[bold flume]

Yes.

[bold flume]

doc is like

[tardy inlet]

Damn

[bold flume]

REALLY patient

[tardy inlet]

Also who's doc?

[quick gazelle]

yeah

[bold flume]

drspectred/balatro university

[quick gazelle]

drspectered

[tardy inlet]

Ohhh

[bold flume]

arguably #1 best balatro player in the world

[tardy inlet]

So his name being balatro university

[rocky robin]

i dont even think its arguable

[tardy inlet]

Does he teach tactics?

[bold flume]

yeah

[quick gazelle]

yea

[bold flume]

like

[tardy inlet]

Bet

[quick gazelle]

that’s where i’m learning how to play rn

[rocky robin]

i think he has the most hours in the game, helped develop it, and has like every record

[bold flume]

drspectred is SO GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES

[rocky robin]

its diabolical

[quick gazelle]

it’s actually very informative

[tawny pasture]

if yall not watching doc you should

[bold flume]

HE FUCKING GOT C++

WITHOUT LOSING

HOW?????????????

[quick gazelle]

hey man I love ur videos too

[tawny pasture]

hell teach you every balatro trick, tip and strat in the book

[rocky robin]

he used to be a professor at university for mathematics if i recall correctly

[bold flume]

no

he did a phd, but idk if he was a full on professor

i wanna ask drspectred for his dissertation because i am very interested in that

[rocky robin]

he was definitely a teacher

[bold flume]

[rocky robin]

i guess i assumed professor

[tardy inlet]

does he have like

[rocky robin]

he'd need to dox himself for that

[bold flume]

yeah

that's the problem

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A phd in gambling?

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i can probably ask him like where in math he did his dissertation (analysis? algebra? probability?)

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Speaking of, they need to make balatro a thing in casinos where you can actually win money

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no he’s just really good at math and has some of the best understanding of balatro’s game mechanics

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no

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LocalThunk himself said he’s against this idea like forever

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Doc would steal all of the money if they did that tbf

Huh