🎙・server-chat

[red hamlet]

🫃

we love mpreg

[finite shadow]

I mean if you knew how to read then that wouldn’t have been your response lmfao

[opaque shard]

People can't unchoose who they're attracted to

[red hamlet]

Well taht depends
you can become unattracted to someone who turns out to be wack

[opaque shard]

You get what I mean

[sand talon]

he's got a point

[red hamlet]

it*

[solemn elm]

call me exparagus 🔥

[sand talon]

bros an object at this point, aight IT

[red hamlet]

no

i just like it/its pronouns

[shy dove]

i also like it its pronouns 🐈

[sand talon]

mine are air/horn

https://tenor.com/view/corneta-de-aire-courtney-drama-total-la-guarderia-callate-ruido-fuerte-gif-15555139623311167230

[worn gate]

corn

[sand talon]

i never used an air horn in my life

i wanna use it

[dusky oasis]

Bro is corn/ball

[modern nova]

Apple

[red hamlet]

pen/pineapple

apple/pen

[modern nova]

No, just apple

[sand talon]

i have a pen, i have an apple

ah~

[modern nova]

And I have a gun

[sand talon]

penpineappleapplepen

[sand talon]

GUYS

i forgot

i have 30 hours of math to study

im soo cooked 😭

algebra, caliculus, probablity statistics

[red hamlet]

then go study

weirdo

[sand talon]

you are weirdo

[red hamlet]

at least i don't have to study for school

[near yew]

skibidi joker

[sand talon]

atleast i have something to do

[shy dove]

i have to do work i admittedly have unfinished stuff for my classes its a bit concerning

[red hamlet]

I have work on wednesday

[shy dove]

college is rough but it is better than high school 🐈

[sand talon]

what's with the cat emoji tho?

[worn gate]

study the math for balatro

cook

[dusky oasis]

I fucking hate college

[shy dove]

im a cat 🐈

[sand talon]

Im a honeybadger 🦡

there is no emoji for honeybadger unfortunately

[red hamlet]

🦡

[sand talon]

holy shit there is one

[dusky oasis]

She honey on my badger until I 🦡

[sand talon]

true words of wisdom right here

[sand talon]

actually, i might

[night escarp]

balatro

[dusky oasis]

True

[night escarp]

evil balatro

[dusky oasis]

No!

[stiff hull]

Be me: doing face build
See plant ante 7

Barely win anyway because you’re playing erratic deck and spam 5oak

[red hamlet]

do 4oak instead

more consistent

[hasty yew]

Hello!

[main mural]

Minecraft balatro set but it's just Jack Black quotes as the Kings, Queens, and Jacks

[red hamlet]

Chicken Jackey

Filnt and Queen

and throwing your friend under the bus for King

[sand talon]

hai

[brave saddle]

rip

[mellow fjord]

just bought the game, no regrets lol am addicted

[nimble scarab]

im washed

[magic violet]

The number 4 is bad luck, you're probably going to die or something

[nimble scarab]

fuck

[daring dagger]

NATURAL NEGATIVE OFF OF RIFF-RAFF?

I never thought I'd see the day

[lucid otter]

Hello! Really active balatro player here What is the Best Joker

[lucid otter]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AND A GOOD JOKER TOO

[daring dagger]

The joker that allows you to win

[lucid otter]

in terms of effect

[lucid otter]

bruh

[daring dagger]

I won with stone joker

[lucid otter]

your deck was stone hard

[coral stag]

probably lusty joker

it gives up to 15 mult per hand

that's goated

[tidal niche]

This made me bricked up

[lucid otter]

why it only covers hearts tho

[daring dagger]

If you mean what is the most consistent scoring joker I'd say one of the x mult options

[coral stag]

hearts are the only suit that matters

[daring dagger]

Like Hologram or Constellation

They are easy to find yet capable

[lucid otter]

you can say that about all of the other suit jokers hell i won with greedy joker

[coral stag]

hologram sucks, it only gives 1x mult

[daring dagger]

Photochad and Baron definitely are good as well

[daring dagger]

My x13 hologram run:

[lucid otter]

bruh open standerd packs

[coral stag]

why would I open standard packs

[lucid otter]

THATS HOW HOLOGRAM WORKS and after just used hanged man to get rid of the junk or use spectral cards

[vague remnant]

What’s worse than one bad thing

Two bad things

[lucid otter]

bunana

[coral stag]

i think one bad thing is worse than two bad things

[lucid otter]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[vague remnant]

Can you prove that

[lucid otter]

happens every time

[vague remnant]

I can prove that two bad things are worse than one bad thing

Because two is more than one

So more bad things is worse

Not better

[coral stag]

1n > 2n where n < 0

bad things are negative

[lucid otter]

No wheel + no mUlti + low chip output

[lucid otter]

Negative is good tho

[dawn sky]

Bloodstone-Blueprint-Seltzer strat is funny

[lucid otter]

yes

[lucid otter]

seltzer is gonna be gon tho

hell ill show you my best hand

[coral stag]

so if I add cards it gives me 0.25x mult? why would I want 0.25x mult

that effectively makes the scoring requirement 4x what it otherwise would be

[lucid otter]

my best hand

yes i was watchin balatro while playin balatro

[coral stag]

why do you have blue joker? 100 chips isn't gonna do a whole lot for you

[lucid otter]

i am addicted

[lucid otter]

thats blueprint dumbass

[hoary kernel]

god im so cool

[coral stag]

oh sorry 100 chips and 10 mult

i didn't see that it was holographic

[lucid otter]

sick needs swashbuckler tho

[vague remnant]

Why are you watching balatro while playing balatro Whats this level of brainrot

[lucid otter]

IM ADDICTED MAN

[vague remnant]

I can tell

Also I’m not a man

I’m an AI

[opal fog]

fuck you

[lucid otter]

arnt we all?

[vague remnant]

No

[hoary kernel]

anti synergy with pants and runner though

sad

and its on BLACK DECK

SO I CANT SCALE EITHER

[lucid otter]

i dont open standerd packs cause of cluttter

[hoary kernel]

oh and ride the bus ig but that was a early pick just to help me stay alive

[lucid otter]

egg + swashbuckler= MULTI

[hoary kernel]

oh and i lost right after cause i was forced to play a hand with face cards

destroying my bus mult

:sob

[coral stag]

egg + swash gives you 3 mult per round

one planet card gives you more than that

[dull dock]

my wheel of fourturne did something

[opal fog]

are u new to the game

[coral stag]

what does the consumable in the top right do

i haven't seen that tarot before

[dull dock]

2 wins
like 10-17 total runs

[vague remnant]

Damn you’re good

[opal fog]

well new

[vague remnant]

It took me like 20 runs for my first win

[vague remnant]

But what if I get two eggs

[coral stag]

6 mult per round

still not a lot

[finite shadow]

I laughed

[lucid otter]

are u a dumbass

[frosty hedge]

@knotty vale

[lucid otter]

MORE

[dawn sky]

Died Ante 9, but nevertheless the Balance Deck Unlocked and I also randomly got Canio from a Soul card (which seems quite busted in a Paredolia build)

[vague remnant]

No theyre not an ass, asses can’t think

or type

asses arent alive theyre butts

[coral stag]

what am I missing here

you gain 6 mult per round

with 2 eggs

[lucid otter]

they go UP in sell value each round

[finite shadow]

That’s a lot

[keen hazel]

Egg swash and gift card

[finite shadow]

Yea

[finite shadow]

What is this flair ppl have I’ve never seen this urs says moco with sword

[vague remnant]

Mococo

[keen hazel]

It’s a server tag I think

[vague remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/mococo-mococoabyssgard-hololive-hololiveen-licking-gif-7368252422848092460

[keen hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/payi-gif-26079186

[dull dock]

aw sweet
extra cool luchador

[finite shadow]

How!

[coral stag]

do u think that I think it goes down??

tf

[vague remnant]

What does it fight

[finite shadow]

Wait ur guys’ eggs go up?

Ermmm…

[coral stag]

my egg goes sideway

every round it moves one joker slot over

[dull dock]

i cast reroll

[finite shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/infokomposter-eggs-eggs-hand-eier-eier-hand-gif-263781880781160974

[vague remnant]

I don’t have eggs

I’m an AI

[coral stag]

how do you have erratic deck as a joker

[dull dock]

i proceeded to not click reroll out of instinct

[finite shadow]

Pants

[coral stag]

i sold my pants for an egg

[finite shadow]

Sold my shid for butt

[dull dock]

ez voucher

red stake time

[finite shadow]

Correct. Ez voucha

[dull dock]

ah yes
earn nothing or free rare joker

[coral stag]

you get interest and a shop as well

on yellow deck you get interest at least

[keen hazel]

Idk it just showed up when I opened the server

[keen hazel]

The drivers license:

[coral stag]

also your free rare is obelisk omegalul

[keen hazel]

The campfire in question

[dull dock]

wee lil guy

[keen hazel]

Good pull

[dull dock]

ah sweet
ante 0

[coral stag]

your wee will grow massively over the course of the run

[daring dagger]

It ADDS that amount so it goes x1, x1.25, and so on

[dull dock]

i didnt do it btw
not losing 1 hand size for that

[coral stag]

it's not hand size, it's hand count

[finite shadow]

Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao!!!!!!

Me when white stake

[dull dock]

red stakeee

[finite shadow]

Earn nothing besides access to the most crucial shop in the game

[turbid ermine]

Just bought balatro! Any tips?

[dull dock]

im actually still on the shop so should i

oh great throwback joker

[turbid ermine]

I don’t understand why people talk about cards in this game

There’s pegs so

[turbid ermine]

Hi

[coral stag]

is this actually possible

[turbid ermine]

Yes

Well, technically no as that is ante 1 round 0

And you don’t start with showman

[coral stag]

buffoon skip on the small blind, arcana pack skip on the big blind

bada bing bada boom

[turbid ermine]

If you’re that lucky, I guess it is possible

[shy dove]

buffoon cant show up ante 1 no

[turbid ermine]

Nvm

[shy dove]

you need 2 charm tags 🐈

[turbid ermine]

Yea, what they said

[coral stag]

arcana pack skip -> judgement -> arcana pack skip again -> 3 soul cards

[shy dove]

my pronouns are right there for the world to see and i specifically include an "only" there and i still get they themmed

[dull dock]

jupit

[turbid ermine]

I just use they so I don’t have to guess between she/he

[silk escarp]

[turbid ermine]

They is an inclusive way if you don’t know someone’s gender

[shy dove]

you do not have to guess my pronouns are on my bio

[coral stag]

don't have to guess there is a whole

yeah

what it said

[turbid ermine]

I don’t want to just… open a profile to refer to someone

[glad lark]

are we liking the ante 2 round 3 setup

[shy dove]

right so we call that "misgendering" pooks

it is one tap of a button you will live

[turbid ermine]

I didn’t misgender you… i just used the word they

[coral stag]

has blueprint
it was over for me before it even began

copy photograph not chad though

[shy dove]

"they" is notably not one of my pronouns which i have available for everyone to see

[glad lark]

should i take it

[glad lark]

I'm still a little new but okay

[coral stag]

if you copy chad there's 5 triggers * 1 photograph, if you copy photo there's 3 triggers * 2 photographs

[coral stag]

if you're still in the shop, sock doesn't do a lot for your build right now but if you get anything else that triggers on face cards then maybe

[glad lark]

i sold the spade joker and banner

because i saw showman

[quaint halo]

Nice

[coral stag]

buy a lottery ticket

[glad lark]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[coral stag]

how many rerolls did it take for the blueprint

[glad lark]

first shop\

[coral stag]

uninstall your hacked client

[dull dock]

feeling lucky since i got showman
btw dont mind the planet cards im just postponeing

[glad lark]

absolute cinema

all i need is perkeo

[dull dock]

hearyt

[quaint halo]

That’s not lucky that’s the whole fucking casino

[turbid ermine]

Walking in the casino with my deck of 7

[dull dock]

anyways

[sour basin]

Hanging chad or hack for brainstorm?

[turbid ermine]

My retcon voucher:

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[dull dock]

ok then ur good

[sour basin]

The Plant when I decide I want to do face cards today

[turbid ermine]

Dying to a plant, sounds like allergies

[abstract parcel]

How good is Blackboard?

[quaint halo]

Much rather die to flint like a boss

[dull dock]

finally 10th blank

[quaint halo]

Nice

[turbid ermine]

Me staring at my wall:

[dull dock]

yeahhhaah

evil antimatter

[turbid ermine]

Evil anti matter: lose one joker slot

[dull dock]

wait did i just accidentally save scum oops

i rebought blank to be fair

[glad lark]

balatro hacked clients 💀

[turbid ermine]

“I ESP on balatro”

[glad lark]

"Yeah, I use Aimbot on balatro."

[coral stag]

nah bro's got x-ray

[glad lark]

cryptid is carrying

[turbid ermine]

I got a spin bot in balatro

[glad lark]

do i take this??? i got like 6 spade kings

[wintry patrol]

no, it changes every round

[coral stag]

@glad lark did you take sock

[wintry patrol]

it picks a random card in your deck each round

[glad lark]

i had it

[vague remnant]

how do people play with that if it changes every round

[glad lark]

but i sold it

[wintry patrol]

idol is very bad if your deck isn't exclusively 1 or 2 cards

[vague remnant]

you copy a lot of one card?

[wintry patrol]

see that's the thing, you don't

it's only viable if the entire deck is the same rank and suit

[vague remnant]

good idea

[glad lark]

cryptid and death

I'm on ghost deck

[abstract parcel]

Ok, time to play the 450 Big blind and- (sees Blueprint, then 8 bucks).

[coral stag]

it's good for late game because if you do deck building really hard it's like triboulet but not a legendary

[wintry patrol]

really, hanged man and immolate

[abstract parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-breakdown-cry-crying-anime-boy-waphadar-gif-2404258319717752509

[wintry patrol]

and a bit of death

[abstract parcel]

I got Blueprint on 450 and I only have 8 dollars...

[wintry patrol]

what does on 450 mean

[coral stag]

open the buffoon pack it has credit card

[abstract parcel]

Oh the second Big Blind.

[wintry patrol]

isn't 450 the first big blind 🤨

[abstract parcel]

Yeah, and Blueprint was there... and I only had 8 dollars...

[wintry patrol]

oh well

it happens

[glad lark]

THIS

IS SO PEAK

[coral stag]

this is why you only play yellow deck

[coral stag]

https://tenor.com/33tr.gif

[turbid ermine]

Ice cream should work /j

ngl, I would take scary face lol.

[glad lark]

not if you saw my deck

im getting ALL THE CRYPTIDS

[coral stag]

send deck pics

[glad lark]

oMG

i sold baron for DNA

[junior flame]

Is this a glitch?

[glad lark]

go to options, settings and turn down the screenshake and/or turn on reduced motion

@junior flame

[junior flame]

That’s not what it is

[modern arrow]

oh wtf

nuts

free antimatter ig

[junior flame]

Yea

[turbid ermine]

No, it’s just save scumming

[modern arrow]

not a huge deal but most definitely not intended

[strong rose]

antimatter speedrun

[junior flame]

free antimatter for me

I think it’s a mobile save glitch

with the shops

[turbid ermine]

It’s on pc too

[junior flame]

oh well

[turbid ermine]

It’s just how the game works with saves

[strong rose]

game saves on certain actions

[junior flame]

buying a voucher isn’t one of them

[strong rose]

buying vouchers isnt a save point

[junior flame]

Apparently

[strong rose]

yeah

[knotty vale]

why did I get random pinged here

[modern arrow]

@knotty vale

[strong rose]

@knotty vale

[turbid ermine]

@turbid ermine

[coral stag]

@knotty vale

[junior flame]

So I could technically redeem blank 1000 times and it would show up in my card stats

Peak

[wraith wharf]

What are we doing chat

[wispy lodge]

pinging master mike is crazy

[strong rose]

we are @knotty valeing

[modern arrow]

yea but why would you do that

[coral stag]

pinging mike

[coral stag]

in the big 25?....

[junior flame]

why not

It’s funny

[knotty vale]

I mean I don’t mind pings tbf I just don’t care for being pinged randomly specifically with no context

[wispy lodge]

in the big 25....? *

[coral stag]

sorry I got the ordering wrong on my question mark and periods

i'll never pipe up again

[strong rose]

.?..*

[junior flame]

Seems fair discord pings give dopamine (at least for me)

[strong rose]

@junior flame

[junior flame]

This Is awesome

[coral stag]

!@junior flame

[junior flame]

æ

Wait who is even master mike?

I heard of them before I’m sure but

I don’t remember

[coral stag]

discord user

member of the balatro discord

[strong rose]

crazy

[junior flame]

JAILBREAK GUIDE FOR MY IPHONE 8 LETS GO

Thx master mike

I use google pixel but I’ve really been wanting to do sun with my old iPhone lel

[coral stag]

unfortunately my iphone 14 on 16.6.1 is unjailbreakable (right now)

i have trollstore though

[junior flame]

I always used alt store

never actually jailbreak

Wait you should be able to update to 16.7.11 tho

[coral stag]

i can update to ios 18

i lose troll store if I update though

[junior flame]

Ohhh you go directly to 18

Yea

7 and 8 are stuck on 16

Which is great

best iOS version

awh I need a Mac :<

[coral stag]

iirc you can do checkm8 on a linux machine as well

if checkm8 is the method you're trying to do

[junior flame]

nvm they have a dif guide for windows

[cunning rune]

i wish there was voice chats

so we coulkd all stream our balatro runs

[junior flame]

this is dangerous especially for a game like Balatro

/J

vc’s would be great but there would need to be mods there at all times

[cunning rune]

why dangerous

[junior flame]

/J is a tone tag which means I’m joking

tone tags are great

everyone should know about them

[cunning rune]

o

didnt know those existed

that is cool

[junior flame]

Here’s a basic list

those are great cuz some peoples can have a very hard time understanding how a message should be interpreted especially through text

It prevents tons of misunderstandings

[dusky oasis]

Balatro /x

[cunning rune]

lmfao

i think i made my game look pretty cool

[junior flame]

Using tone tags as a joke literally defeats the whole purpose

[cunning rune]

what if hes not joking tho

[junior flame]

Ig everyone into different things

[olive bobcat]

Balatro /xmult

[junior flame]

What would that even mean

[dry karma]

invisible ?

[junior flame]

If you have directors cut

delete chicot

Now

[dry karma]

ok

[junior flame]

You have the money to reroll the only bosses that will kill you atp

and getting more mult with invis is great

especially if you manage to copy Chad

or lucky cat

[dry karma]

unlucky chad

[junior flame]

That’s lucky

Chad retriggers lucky cards, glass cards

[icy lantern]

i have won a total of 2 games i suck at this

[dry karma]

im do again

[junior flame]

It’s basically the best possible joker it could’ve copied

[cunning rune]

dw itll eventually just click

[dry karma]

sell photo ?

[cunning rune]

holy fuck baron on first shop

with plasma

pls

[junior flame]

Not that good

[cunning rune]

i just want e for the first time

[junior flame]

eh

There’s basically only one joker that would be good with this build

[icy lantern]

hopefully

[junior flame]

If you want to take the 1/5 gamble ig

[cunning rune]

sock and buskin second shop

am i blessed with a seed

[vague remnant]

balatro is about gambling

gamble for the legendary

[junior flame]

not optimal

but like

not my run

So yes

[coral stag]

dude the soul always has trib

[junior flame]

trib can be very good

[vague remnant]

what's the one that's good

the one that gives x2 per scored king?

[coral stag]

they can all be good

[coral stag]

that's trib

[vague remnant]

I mean in that case

[junior flame]

Not as good as other legendaries but still very good

[coral stag]

trib is just unilaterally better than photograph

[junior flame]

yea

[coral stag]

unless you've built your deck around jacks

[junior flame]

If you get it

[vague remnant]

what's the best suit

[junior flame]

the one that copies consumables is way to good early on for Econ

[vague remnant]

hearts?

[coral stag]

whichever one you've already seen the boss for

[vague remnant]

kid named chicot

[cunning rune]

what do i do now guys

econ hard and get tarots

like idk

[junior flame]

Hearts for mult with bloodstone but all suits have good stuff

[vague remnant]

delete the game

[vague remnant]

interesting

[junior flame]

that’s really really bad econ

[coral stag]

rough cut gem > blood stone

[vague remnant]

why does your game looks like that

[cunning rune]

i modded it

[vague remnant]

why

[lethal dagger]

Why not

[cunning rune]

cause i wanted it to look better

[vague remnant]

but it alredy looks good

[cunning rune]

but now it looks better

[junior flame]

I try to never go under 25$, that money tag ante one is really good

[cunning rune]

its im back to $15 already

ok

[junior flame]

Never skip past ante one

[coral stag]

never say never

[cunning rune]

so now what do i get tarots and try and make as many kings and queens as possible

[junior flame]

no really unless playing anaglyph

[coral stag]

voucher skip is good lategame in a lot of cases

[cunning rune]

im back at 25

[junior flame]

skips are never optimal

[junior flame]

late game

like

high score runs

not for

ante 8

runs

[coral stag]

"never" means never

it is simply unfactual to say they are never optimal when there's cases where they are

[junior flame]

almost never

Here

[honest canopy]

Although if you are going for C++ and your run is basically won then you can obviously skip for vouchers and negative tags to get some freebies hopefully (Assuming Antimatter is an option too)

Skipping is just very situational

[cunning rune]

so double tags are never worht it

[coral stag]

double tags can be worth it

[honest canopy]

Double into investment tag in Ante 1 though 🤑

[cunning rune]

so do i skip or no

[coral stag]

no

[junior flame]

They can be worth they just are rarely optimal unless anaglyph

[honest canopy]

no

[cunning rune]

kk

[coral stag]

if you're in a situation where you don't get much value from rounds or shops, and the value of the tag is worth more than the value of the round, it makes sense to take it

[junior flame]

Also ante 1 rares can be worth from time to time if you got an Econ tag on plasma

That’s like very specific but

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling!!!!!!

[coral stag]

me too man me too

[fresh spruce]

small blind skips: free shop, rare joker, and $25 after beating boss

unless yellow deck

[coral stag]

every skip is good situationally

[fresh spruce]

The situation is first blind

[junior flame]

eh

[junior flame]

Yea

[coral stag]

mega arcana pack skip is good if you're doing a seeded or brainstorm run and you know that it contains a soul card with negative triboulet in it

[junior flame]

Or second on plasma ofc

25$ is actually just so op on first blind for Econ

[fresh spruce]

rare jokers are run defining, they kinda tell you what your run will be, so I think they're good skips if not only for instantly giving you a direction

[junior flame]

Exactly

[coral stag]

it's impossible to make hard and fast rules with a game as varied and complex as balatro

[fresh spruce]

every small blind is the same

we talking ante 1 skips

double tag then rare joker

🤔

[coral stag]

campfire + obelisk

[junior flame]

Can confirm

[uneven edge]

yep made this mistake before

I threw a really good run

[fresh spruce]

Simply put, you gotta gamble big to win big

[uneven edge]

because I put wheel on all of my jokers

so no ecto

[honest canopy]

Honestly the main thing is this. Just play whatever you think is fun and don't let others tell you how to have fun.

[junior flame]

Oh also got this not a while ago :< at least mail and rebait had some use

[fresh spruce]

gold stake is not about fun, it's about winning

[uneven edge]

I mean

for gold stake

[fresh spruce]

there's always another run

[coral stag]

if that's how you feel then maybe you shouldn't play gold stake

the point of the game is to have fun actually

[uneven edge]

like you're deliberately nerfing your run

if you take skips like that

during gold stake

idk im not a big resetter

[fresh spruce]

it's to enjoy your time, I think suffering is enjoyable, not fun

[uneven edge]

its obv not a big deal to reset but if ur voucher doesnt pay out

then you've effectively made your build weaker

[junior flame]

The next run:

[junior flame]

That’s basically a win

Since chip carry while I scale

And shape

[fresh spruce]

I do not play games to see funny number go up, I play games to pull my hair out for 7 hours then get a good run and be ecstatic

[cunning rune]

is blue joker or smiley better here

[junior flame]

blue

Wait

Nvm

Depends on xmult

[coral stag]

sock + baron is interesting

[proper spear]

that, my friend, is called catharsis

[cunning rune]

yea its ok

[coral stag]

also shoot the moon + baron is interesting

[cunning rune]

i have 12 kings in my deck

[fresh spruce]

smiley triggers before baron

[cunning rune]

but they are all steel + gold seal xD

[cunning rune]

soooo

[fresh spruce]

so it's probably better to keep smiley

[junior flame]

yea

[cunning rune]

ok

[junior flame]

Early game tho blue would’ve 100% been better

since ur on plasma

[coral stag]

like do you play your kings or keep them in hand

[cunning rune]

thats what im trying to figure out lol

[fresh spruce]

you play jacks

[coral stag]

also rearrange your held in hand cards before playing them

[fresh spruce]

make sure you reverse the order of your queens and kings so the queens trigger first

[coral stag]

put the queens before the kings

[cunning rune]

oh

ty

i should prob be making more jacks in my deck

i have 13 kings and 7 queens

[coral stag]

jacks dont do anything besides give smiley value

[fresh spruce]

yea

unless

hit the road!!!!

[cunning rune]

holy

fuck

guys

[granite portal]

wait can you not hex smth that already has foil on it

😭

[coral stag]

no 😭

[cunning rune]

we got BP

where do i stick him

[coral stag]

replace fortune teller

[fresh spruce]

^

[cunning rune]

ok

put BP where

[coral stag]

copy baron if you have a lot of kings in hand, copy stm if you have queens, etc

[cunning rune]

ok

[fresh spruce]

yea, you should be moving BP

[coral stag]

copy whatever joker gives you the biggest advantage

also you can get rid of scary face probably

i didnt even see him there

[cunning rune]

ok we got 1.4mil on a Jack high card

with a shit ton of kings

i need more tho

[torn zealot]

is plasma deck fun

[finite shadow]

oh my god

ante 15, death iminent

[coral stag]

no

[harsh elk]

we should start muting people that send seeds that are inaccurate af and dont match the stuff that they are saying

[finite shadow]

last spin

[harsh elk]

[cunning rune]

like we need luck like this

i want to get to this point

i wanna beat the 300mil blind

which is 600mil

ive never done it

[coral stag]

YOU ARE BROKE

wait im stupid nvm

[finite shadow]

sigh

[opaque shard]

Does oops all 6s also increase your odds of finding editions cuz holy shit

[finite shadow]

i wasnt hitting e17, my only option was spin down for baron or die

[cunning rune]

HOLY

[finite shadow]

and on my last spin

[cunning rune]

WE GOT PHOTO

[finite shadow]

i psun down from 400

[cunning rune]

do i take the voucher here

[coral stag]

sell sock for chaos the clown

[cunning rune]

why

hes neg too i cant

[coral stag]

dude it's a $2 reroll

[steady oyster]

Why does the celestial pack look like that

[cunning rune]

i modded it

[cunning rune]

im a noob i dont understand

[opaque shard]

Sell shoot the moo

[coral stag]

you buy chaos the clown (-$4) and sell it (+$2) after you reroll

ergo $2 reroll

[steady oyster]

Shoot the moon is a bootleg baron

[coral stag]

shoot the moon provides good base mult for baron to multiply

[fresh spruce]

no

[coral stag]

30 * 1.5^5 > 12 * 1.5^5

[cunning rune]

i need hand size

[scarlet sluice]

Banks trying to sell you on a credit card be like:

[fresh spruce]

plasma is good for score but I personally hate only scaling multi and ignoring chips past like anti 4

[calm dawn]

buy and sell it

:3

[coral stag]

1 WHOLE DOLLAR

wahoo!!!!!!!!!!

[finite shadow]

mmm gay card

[scarlet sluice]

3 dolar 😄

[coral stag]

3 WHOLE DOLLAR S???!!!!!!!!

[fresh spruce]

keep it for score or sell it for interest

[cunning rune]

how much u thinik this will be

[coral stag]

let's see

[cunning rune]

10mil

i need more tho

i aint beating ante 12 at this rate

also thats what my planet cards look like i think they look so much cooler

i found hanging chad

what do i do

do i get rid of scary face

[fresh spruce]

what mod is that art from

[cunning rune]

Celestial funk

ok 57mil we cooking

[coral stag]

5 mult * 2 (photograph) * 2 (photograph retrigger) = 20
20 + 13 (stm) = 33
33 * 1.5^10 (1 steel queen + 2(4 kings) + 1 steel king) = 1903 mult

55 chips + 40 per jack per retrigger = 215 chips

((1903+215)/2)^2 = 1,121,481

considering i'm wrong I must've forgotten something

did you get the mult hit or something

[inner tiger]

Wtf im at the final boss on my first try on the defect. Idk if anyone plays here but I guess imma add a new discord lol

[cunning rune]

yeah i think i hit lucky joker at least once

so i have $91 now do i just reroll until 25

every time

or what

[coral stag]

do you get value from rerolls?

[cunning rune]

idk

[coral stag]

you can find something to replace stm and scary face

[cunning rune]

i did

i found chad

[coral stag]

both mult hits, +40, nets 4,894,155

why am I bad at math

[cunning rune]

xD

im also retriggering

[coral stag]

there's gotta be a whole factor im not considering here

[cunning rune]

ill set it up again one sec

go crazy vresod

[coral stag]

yeah i'm too lazy

have fun

[marble yarrow]

pistorm

[cunning rune]

the plant came

GG

[marble yarrow]

ez win lol

[dusky oasis]

Gross

[dusky oasis]

What does the last joker do

I haven't played cryptid in a while

[marble yarrow]

gives 7 dollars if you play A+7

[cunning rune]

this is so sad

[jovial parrot]

o7

[keen flint]

At least it was past ante 8

[stiff hull]

When obelisk works, it really works

[keen bluff]

unseeded first shop

https://tenor.com/view/char-stranger-things-stranger-things-ggc-will-byers-g6bimaru-gif-26063436

[jovial parrot]

Question why do you have it all the way to the... Oh brainstorm

[jovial parrot]

Gotta be honest dude, in my experience those are actually kinda crappy starter jokers

I know blueprint is good but I usually don't grab it in the early game

[dusky oasis]

But blueprint

[keen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[barren kindle]

can u buy dna and sell it or

[jovial parrot]

Imagine giving someone a Valentine's Day card and they're just like "bruh Clubs are so much better"

"Chalkboard... Seeing Double... Onyx Agate... I HATE HEARTS"

[marble yarrow]

should i swap anything

[barren dust]

we do not play theseus's balatro bro we don't know

[stiff hull]

Oh hey it’s me!

Plus clubs represent war which is much cooler than hearts for love

[lunar oyster]

Whats that exotic joker

I dont reconise it

[stiff hull]

What is this accursed nonsense get it off my screen

[marble yarrow]

gemini

doubles values of leftmost card

[jovial parrot]

Actually wait...

[lunar oyster]

Oh they updated the sprite

[jovial parrot]

Are clubs better than hearts?

I mean I know Bloodstone exists but

[lunar oyster]

I'm used to the other sprite

[stiff hull]

Is this cryptid?

[lunar oyster]

yes

[jovial parrot]

I feel like overall Clubs have more jokers

Am I wrong

[lunar oyster]

Clubs for consistency but less, Hearts for gambling but more

[jovial parrot]

In terms of the stone jokers heart definitely takes the cake

[stiff hull]

Cryptid players scare me. It’s hard enough learning all the mechanics of the base game

[jovial parrot]

In fact I would even say Clubs got the worst stone

It's literally just Greedy + Joker

[lunar oyster]

Once you do C++ I highly suggest it

[stiff hull]

Ha, that will be a while

[marble yarrow]

oops

[lunar oyster]

I did it at ~250 hours

[lunar oyster]

Lmao

[stiff hull]

When you find the ancient petroglyph cave

[lunar oyster]

Drop yall's hours

[jovial parrot]

Is it possible to get every voucher in a run

[lunar oyster]

32 vouchers, 36 possible anties

If you get every voucher each antie + 4 anties of wiggle room

then yes

[marble yarrow]

holy

i can go all gemini lol

[lunar oyster]

And then die

[marble yarrow]

-7 ante

[lunar oyster]

true lmao

[marble yarrow]

should i do it for the lols

for the memers

[lunar oyster]

sure lol

[lunar oyster]

Nice

[marble yarrow]

blackboard be goin wild

[scarlet sluice]

Behold the black flame
(you could make a religion out of this)

[jovial parrot]

Wtf are those things

[lament hollow]

ah yes the blackboard x ten half naked jokers method

[keen hazel]

Cryptid terrifies me

[marble yarrow]

haha

[jovial parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/religion-bill-wurtz-dont-history-gif-14178134

[marble yarrow]

yes

[lament hollow]

I have no idea what is going on

what do those cards do

[keen hazel]

Especially with the random prices for things

$2.17 hermit 💔

[marble yarrow]

hahaha

[lament hollow]

ZOOBLE??

[jovial parrot]

Is that Optimus prime

[lament hollow]

COOKIE CLICKER???

[marble yarrow]

lol

[jovial parrot]

The vanilla mind can't comprehend

[lament hollow]

WHY IS ONE JOKER A LITTLE CIRCLE

[jovial parrot]

Also why are there no vouchers or booster packs

[marble yarrow]

ate them

[lament hollow]

ah, I seee

[jovial parrot]

Damn bro you hungry

[marble yarrow]

yum

[lament hollow]

I want to learn how to mod balatro but im too lazy

do people make cosmetic mods

[jovial parrot]

Who is this little bugger

[lament hollow]

evil shit

[marble yarrow]

fridge magnet

[jovial parrot]

What he do

[lament hollow]

exist

[jovial parrot]

Wait wait let me guess

Uh...

+1 joker slot?

[jovial parrot]

HUH

[lament hollow]

there’s a money mult?

[jovial parrot]

40 or fewer?

[marble yarrow]

yup

[jovial parrot]

Jesus Christ

[lament hollow]

how does one even obtain thirty jokers

[jovial parrot]

Is... That difficult lmao

[marble yarrow]

ante 1 btw

[lament hollow]

this is making my head burn

[jovial parrot]

ANTE 1?

[lament hollow]

AGH

[jovial parrot]

How?

[marble yarrow]

i can easy get 10000 jokers

[lament hollow]

is this a bed buge? 🦀

[lament hollow]

shine bright like a diamond

like diamonds in the sky

[jovial parrot]

Who did that song was it Katy Perry

[lament hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/silver-and-red-sparkle-flowers-necklace-roses-gif-17874261

[lament hollow]

I should

cut you

sorry that was mean

it’s from rihanna

[marble yarrow]

look at my ace

[lament hollow]

euthanize it it’s suffering

[jovial parrot]

What the actual fuck did you do to the ace of spades

[marble yarrow]

its a joker ;p;

[random tendon]

Which one to sell (I have red sealed lucky Queens)

[marble yarrow]

lol

[jovial parrot]

OH shit my bad lmao

I should've known that

As punishment I will not use directors cut on plant ever again

[marble yarrow]

can i show you ace stats

[lament hollow]

sell every joker and re roll until you get lusty joker and reserved parking

you’re gonna lose anyway

[jovial parrot]

You got seed all over my ace bro

[lament hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/meowl-cat-owl-owl-cat-cat-owl-gif-15541720140384143752

[jovial parrot]

That's a screenshot right there

[lament hollow]

does that mean you just get a chunk of crap common jokers and then get all rare at the end

[jovial parrot]

I guess so

[lament hollow]

that doesn’t even

[marble yarrow]

nah

[lament hollow]

seem helpful

[jovial parrot]

To be fair

A shit ton of negative commons isn't even necessarily bad

[jovial parrot]

Plus you can get a jolly joker from jt

[lament hollow]

well compared to the modded jokers yeah

[jovial parrot]

And I hear that's a good thing in Cryptid

[lament hollow]

oh it turns negative

that mean

[jovial parrot]

Local Thunk just turned over in his... Uh... Not his grave but uh...

[lament hollow]

it can ve

for

money

[jovial parrot]

His...

[lament hollow]

or assistance

[jovial parrot]

Sleeve?

[lament hollow]

localthunk doesn’t have sleeves he’s just 10 letters

and he waddles around as like this big pixelated sign

[wanton steeple]

Is there any ETA on the next update to balatro

Or is it still a when it's ready thing

[lament hollow]

idk

I’ll update it today

[jovial parrot]

Why would you even want to do that

[lament hollow]

moneeÿ

[flint copper]

Because money is evil

[jovial parrot]

Vagabond really about to pop off

[marble yarrow]

lollll

[lament hollow]

yess

[jovial parrot]

Vagabond + Campfire

+Riff Raff

+Negative...

[lament hollow]

+pemdas

[jovial parrot]

Uh...

[lament hollow]

+calculatoons

[jovial parrot]

What else works well with campfire...

Credit card I guess

[lament hollow]

calculatoons

[marble yarrow]

ace aequilibreum

[jovial parrot]

Hey quick question

[marble yarrow]

ja

[jovial parrot]

Does having more than one credit card mean you can go 40 dollars in debt

[lament hollow]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

[marble yarrow]

yuh

[lament hollow]

ummm

[jovial parrot]

Ok cool

[lament hollow]

my credit card gives e free money

[jovial parrot]

Wraith about to go crazy

[lament hollow]

😊

[balmy needle]

idk if i should sell something for astronomer

[random tendon]

cool

[vague remnant]

john balatro

[marble yarrow]

anyone have multiplayer mod

[random tendon]

I need a fucking ecto

[vague remnant]

it's called poker

[marble yarrow]

im just asking man chill

[vague remnant]

no I'm not chill I'm angry

I'm a bad person

evil even

[marble yarrow]

EGJCA code if anyone has it

[raven sinew]

what on earth do i do here

[neon wren]

whatever you want? you have way more than enough to win already

[raven sinew]

oh ive already won lol

im pushing for endless

[vague remnant]

sell invisible

[neon wren]

what deck? obviously BS, just a matter if you can survive tossing part of photochad

[raven sinew]

plasma

lol

[neon wren]

by now would like deck to be uniform king...might not be going anywhere, but you have plenty of time

[vague remnant]

I'm tired

should I sleep

[raven sinew]

could always triple trigger baron instead of double trigger photochad

photograph technically is worse because of glass cards

[neon wren]

3x baron with 6 kings in hand on a level 1 hand is enough to get to ante...18ish?

[raven sinew]

my high card is like

and most of my steels are blue seal

[neon wren]

9 more than I usually bother with

[twin meteor]

yeah it's funny

[neon wren]

what you need is econ, clean deck, econ and better vouchers probably

[twin meteor]

plus it's cryptid so games go on forever until it crashes

[raven sinew]

smh

[twin meteor]

I love mods

[raven sinew]

what level do i want high card to be at

[real fern]

no yeah i once waited 3 hours for a single hand to play scored around e10500

i think i have the score somewhere

was it worth a 3 hour wait, yeahhhhhh

[twin meteor]

it's so funny when you get two cryptids on playing cards

[real fern]

here it is, wasnt a ss becuase idek i just didnt i was too tired so i took a photo

[twin meteor]

fire

[vale fog]

average cryptid moment #⚙・modding-general

[real fern]

was cryptid and some cryptid mario extension

[raven sinew]

what in the world

why does it keep getting funnier

[real fern]

what does your deck look like rn like ?

[real fern]

oh wow

[raven sinew]

baron!

[real fern]

now all you need is triboulet

[raven sinew]

mime not trib

[real fern]

why not trib

[raven sinew]

i only play high card

trib at best doubles my score

[real fern]

ahhh yeah valid

well maybe just polychrome and glass on your kings then

[past perch]

Oh guys, first time this happens, 5 cards of the same number

[vague remnant]

that's a lot of barons

[real fern]

first time damn

[past perch]

Uh

[raven sinew]

its perfect

IM SO MAD