🎙・server-chat

[torn zealot]

i am the only one that is eternally stuck and die before ante 8

it takes 13 hours already

doesn't have to be a while

[carmine river]

That and you need to unlock a certain few jokers for maximum potential

[noble temple]

have u played other card games before?
you have to know how to play to your odds

[honest canopy]

Also try not to go in with a plan. Let the Jokers decide your gameplan (somewhat)

[abstract hill]

What’s that one seed with negative perkeo and trib?

[random tendon]

Have a shitload of cash

[torn zealot]

the fuck?

odds?

i have 5 discards i get nothing form it

what odds

[carmine river]

Know everything is a gamble and know your odds

[cedar glade]

yeah like knowing when to stake going for a flush versus a high straight

[noble temple]

how are u discarding tho
what are u discarding to

[torn zealot]

oh right i should build high card and one pair in the first place?

[rare yew]

nah don't listen to em it's all luck

[random tendon]

Calculate your odds of getting specific cards, either be it suit or specific number/face card

[torn zealot]

what odds

[noble temple]

think of what hand you want/need to win
discrd towards it

[torn zealot]

it's all luck

[cedar glade]

Listen to thunk it’s all luck

[carmine river]

I'm hanging this message on my wall

[torn zealot]

there is no odds in luck there is only randomness

[carmine river]

Thank you so much for this insightful comment Thunk

[abstract hill]

It’s also probability

[honest canopy]

I can't tell if troll anymore 😩

[grave crest]

pivot to gamble 🎰 it's all in luck of the draw guys

[carmine river]

You just changed my life I love you

[random tendon]

yeah 52 starting randomness

[torn zealot]

you do realize i literally just pointed out how many occassions i have high card and one pair alright

[analog bone]

Any vampire joker enjoyers in here

[torn zealot]

i did use hanged man and shits all i get though is still the same high card and one pair

it is always unlucky

[noble temple]

you have a preset deck
you can discard towards certain cards/suits

for example if you have a AKQJ, you should probably try to go for a 10, which is a hit of 4 out of how many you have left

[random tendon]

bro start with flushes

my deck and literally no BARON.

[noble temple]

if ur really struggling, just play to flushes

[carmine river]

Did you get absolutely buttfucked by glass cards breaking a fat ton (0.03% chance to happen)

[noble temple]

just sort by suit and discard everything that isnt the most common suit

[torn zealot]

here's a fun fact

i never get it

[analog bone]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-bass-gif-27020256

[noble temple]

see thats literally impossible

[torn zealot]

the game doesn't want me to have it

I DISCARDED 5 TIMES 25 CARDS

[random tendon]

Honestly, my go to starting hands are full houses

[torn zealot]

AND IT GIVES ME NO 10

OUT OF THE 5 10 AVAILABLE IN THE DECK

[noble temple]

sometimes thats just how it is

[torn zealot]

do oyu think i am trolling

[honest canopy]

Yes

[random tendon]

Just get good

[torn zealot]

like do i have to record it

[torn zealot]

fuck you

[noble temple]

no i just think u arent used to card games

[carmine river]

No you're just complaining about the same bad moment 8 times for the last hour or so instead of trying again and playing a different hand

[noble temple]

this is the only context i have
and these are horrible jokers to have here

[red iris]

Hewo

[quasi yacht]

helo chat

[honest canopy]

Make a video of your hand, discards, jokers etc. Then people can give advice better

[torn zealot]

i said i played the game for 13 hours

[quasi yacht]

today unseeded naneinf for sure

[torn zealot]

WELL MY BAD

[quasi yacht]

without legendaries

[tawny pasture]

Good luck on your naneinf

[carmine river]

It took me 18 hours straight to get my first win

[noble temple]

abandoned deck and checkered deck are the easiest to get hands with

try those

[carmine river]

My luck is literally worse than yours

[quasi yacht]

got unlucky yesterday but today for sure

never give up keep gambling

[carmine river]

New player

[noble temple]

ah i forgot u have to unlock them

[torn zealot]

like how the fuck doy ou even get lucky like that

and people just get it in maybe what 4 hours

[random tendon]

I long for the barons

[noble temple]

i got my first win pretty quick, but thats bc i play a lot of card games and roguelikes

[carmine river]

4 hours of viciously rerolling and using set seeds

[honest canopy]

Post a pic of your first shop and people can help decide what to buy etc

[granite stone]

If i buy the game in mobile i and i want to play in pc i can?

[random tendon]

Yes

[random tendon]

bro

[granite stone]

How

Like in a legal term

[random tendon]

oh, then buy the game

steam

[quasi yacht]

is that possible to reach ante 39 with baron burglar setup?

[random tendon]

in pc

[random tendon]

Baron and mime set up

[quasi yacht]

but ante 32

cannot roll serpent

[random tendon]

oof

[honest canopy]

Just simply get a DNA with many copies and have a high enough high card level taps temple

(I dunno what I'm talking about don't listen to me)

[random tendon]

my high card is only at level 72 atm

[noble temple]

not enough copy effects for that to be good enough

[random tendon]

just buy and sell whatever you think is necessary 🗣️

[torn zealot]

here

good luck finding anything good on this shit

[noble temple]

open joker pack

[random tendon]

OPEN JOKER PACK

[quasi yacht]

go to settings and quit the game

[random tendon]

that sprinkler is good

[random tendon]

This is also good

[quasi yacht]

🥹

[torn zealot]

alright

[noble temple]

not great early tbh, but castle isnt much better

[honest canopy]

Red deck white stake 🤔 Castle might be ok this early

[noble temple]

id go castle and buy the ace joker

[random tendon]

exactly

[torn zealot]

i quit the game

[random tendon]

or Ace Joker

[honest canopy]

Yeah Castle and Scholar

[torn zealot]

there

just unlucky AGAIN i guess

[noble temple]

?

that was a great start wdym

[torn zealot]

he said quit

[quasi yacht]

[livid oracle]

guys should i keep fortune teller or supernova

[noble temple]

u have instant power with ace and scaling (meh) with castle

[noble temple]

which is more

[torn zealot]

well idk @quasi yacht told me to quit

i just did

[random tendon]

bro's a good boy

[torn zealot]

At least let us set 3 or 5 jokers that has 100% chance to appear in the run

Whether it be late or early, as long as they appear in the unseeded run it is gonna be less annoying

[noble temple]

just setting one joker like that is already super strong lol

[torn zealot]

Well 1 sure

That is all I ask for

[noble temple]

the point of the game is to play it where it lands, having a preset build everytime is pretty boring

[sly ridge]

all jokers can appear in any run. you just need econ for them to do

[abstract pasture]

[granite stone]

Well so if i want to play in an ilegsl term i can play It with mods,no?

[random tendon]

Wdym, mods aren't illegal

[granite stone]

Like nothing jajaj

I do not say anithing

[random tendon]

lol, I understand you dude, just, do whatever makes you happy

[granite stone]

Yes jajaja

[torn zealot]

All of my unseeded runs are literal horseshit everytime, unless I am extremely, insanely, rarted there is no way I am not beating the FIRST difficulty of the first deck that the game gives me

[granite stone]

The question was if that was compatible

[noble temple]

i guarantee you this is not true
i mean the seed u just showed us has a pretty good start

[honest canopy]

Well you asked for advice and someone jokingly said to close the game so you quit 🙈 Even though others offered genuine advice

[bleak hawk]

yeah that's a you problem dude

[grave crest]

[sly ridge]

this is legitimately the first time im seeing anyone complain about white stake

[honest canopy]

Maybe find some vids online of random, unseeded runs? Might help give some guidance

[random tendon]

I'M AT ANTE 15 AND YET NO BARON.

THIS IS INFURIATING

[random tendon]

THAT'S WHY I HAVE MONEY

money makes odds, more, odd

[quasi yacht]

cant wait for ai playing balateo

[rare kite]

white stake is so hard you have to be a blatro JENIUS to bort it!

[noble temple]

i had an ante 1 perkeo run where i got baron right after using my last cryptid to win the round
was pretty clutch, but came too late and i ended up missing naneinf

[quasi yacht]

like aisacc

[torn zealot]

My bad because I thought that is genuine advice and not sarcasm

Shame on me for unable to detect sarcasm among the regulars as a newcomer

[torn zealot]

Guess I'm just bad at the game then, maybe it is not for me after all

[random tendon]

bro gave up

Just try to use your brain

[noble temple]

just keep doing what u were doing, showing us the shop and all that

[rare kite]

no way dude

[noble temple]

that run was a good start, discard towards aces (and any hands that might include them)

[sly ridge]

most time in this game you will have to work with what you're given, so a rational way to improve is to experiment with all jokers

[random tendon]

FUCK I LOST AT ANTE 14, BARON DID THIS.

[random tendon]

win with jimbo and chip jokers on gold stake🗣️

[sly ridge]

i have c++

[random tendon]

I've finally gotten to a point where it's super easy for me to win at white-red stake

[granite stone]

Rt

The game change when you start playing seeded runs

[torn zealot]

Maybe its because i have 4 discard and all of it was just horse shit

But you know its clearly my fault

[marble yarrow]

does anyone have multiplayermod

[sly ridge]

go play game stop complaining on discord

[marble yarrow]

if you have multiplayer join CEYWG

[next rapids]

don't listen to the haters

[random tendon]

it's alright man, I went through that phase

[rare kite]

listen to Jimbo

he tells us things at the end of a run

[random tendon]

Jimbo literally disses you at every loss

[rare kite]

indeed

[next rapids]

my fav part about this game is that you can always just play again

there's no penalty for dying

[torn zealot]

Should've had better hand before the blinds

Its not even the stake its the abysmal discard that serves no purpose and does nothing good

If I had one good discard I'd have won 9 hours ago instead of complaining

been playing the game for 13 hours nonstop dude wdym

[next rapids]

you just lose the deck you were emotionally attached to

[random tendon]

My favorite part about this game that it's creative

[marble yarrow]

just try learn

[sly ridge]

maybe thats a problem

[slim junco]

I once had 2 blueprints and cavendish and died cuz I pressed on the wrong card

[next rapids]

and man I lost soooo many runs with decks that I just love love loved and feel like I'll never have again

[sly ridge]

take a break and come back with a clear head

[rare kite]

no it is not a problem

[torn zealot]

I think he told me to kill myself as well

[noble temple]

i guarantee you it is, if it keeps happening
its just like actual poker, you have to play the odds
occasionally you will have bad players beat good players due to pure luck, but over a long period of time, the good player will win

[twin meteor]

Balatro shitty free mobile game edition: watch an ad to reroll booster packs, lose one 'heart' every time you lose

[next rapids]

free moneymaking strats for localthunk

[twin meteor]

Wait 60 minutes or share with a friend to play again

[torn zealot]

Too fucking bad I got addicted to it so no matter how bad I complain I will still play it

[noble temple]

if you buy the battle pass you get +1 hand every round

[random tendon]

"What does glass do?"

"it multiplies my score by 2" 🗣️

[next rapids]

I'd understand complaining if you actually lost money every time you lose or w/e

[torn zealot]

intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

[next rapids]

I've complained about many many games in my day

[torn zealot]

Localthunk made me realized that

No matter how hard I try to run away from my addicrion

[next rapids]

but I literally restart runs if I don't win the first round in one hand soooo

[torn zealot]

In one way or another I'll start moving towards it

[torn zealot]

Like homeless dude and cracks

[grave crest]

smokin that 2x pure glass 🗣️

[torn zealot]

Thunk keeps giving me like 8 fortune wheels

Knowing damn well I wont hit any of it

But I'll still buy it

I have to

[random tendon]

Bro

[grave crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224889094438387725/1331672987425964052/togif-6.gif

[marble yarrow]

holy swashbuckle

[sly ridge]

keep spinning wheel until it works

[random tendon]

I've hit wheel of fortune 3 consecutive times without the oops

[rare kite]

there should be a joker that increases the chance of Wheel of Fortune appearing in the shop

[torn zealot]

fuck you

[grave crest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-season-6-truth-or-square-spongebob-truth-or-square-gif-14618301320258983224

[random tendon]

Thank you

[noble temple]

i dont buy any wheels
simply dont gamble

[random tendon]

Delete balatro

[torn zealot]

i hope you get only foils in your runs

[rare kite]

you could win big

[next rapids]

wheel ok if you have all 6s and brainstorm

[grave crest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-jaden-dipaola-gif-20698771

[marble yarrow]

omg

[random tendon]

me laughing in polychrome:

[torn zealot]

Contact steam support and request for a refund

[marble yarrow]

im only getting swashbukle

[grave crest]

YAR HAR FIDDLELY DEE

[rare kite]

some of the jokers feel a bit underpowered for any uses

like the "+1 discard" joker

[torn zealot]

No they are very useful

[rare kite]

I'm like "I dunno dude, you don't add mult or chips"

[random tendon]

that's definitely very useful

[grave crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224889094438387725/1331672987425964052/togif-6.gif

[torn zealot]

It's for your ceremonial dagger

Because fuck discard

[random tendon]

it helps with Yorick, and so many more that needs discards

[rare kite]

huh, alright

[noble temple]

its for variance
if every joker was good and added power it would be too easy

[rare kite]

i guess discard joker is good

[noble temple]

this is why seance exists

[cedar glade]

one egg and it’s over

[random tendon]

Exactly

[honest canopy]

This might be a silly question but I have to ask. Are you discarding up to 5 cards at a time? Or one a time?

[loud trail]

I ordered the Balatro-playing cards and they were supposed to ship late march.
That was some time ago but they have not arrived yet

[agile pawn]

yeah this is why throwback exists

[rare kite]

yar

[random tendon]

And egg is the most OP because it simply takes space and makes money

[torn zealot]

Trolling aside, I actually do decide when to discard

But honestly its still my luck

Sometimes its 2, 4 or 5

Or 3

[sly ridge]

temperance is 50 bucks max and hermit is 20

[honest canopy]

No I mean legitimately because Ive sene people think they can only discard a single card at a time haha. Just checking

[honest canopy]

But you're all good

[torn zealot]

You mean they discarded a 4

To get a 2

Who the fuck does tht

[random tendon]

You discard for better hands, I discard for fun. We are not the same

[rare kite]

I wonder if it would be too powerful an effect to have a Demonic Tutor effect from something

[loud trail]

Did someone buy them too?

[next rapids]

lol I remember in the demo I thought you had to submit 5 cards every time

[marble yarrow]

full pirate deck lol

[rare kite]

in MTG, Demonic Tutor means you seek out one card from your deck and put it in your hand

[next rapids]

was just playing every blind as if it were the psychic or w/e it's called

[torn zealot]

You have 34 kings in your deck stand 10 toes down

[rare kite]

being able to pull out the final card for a straight or flush etc would be pretty powerful

[noble temple]

why would i do that when i can just draw the good card

[rare kite]

what if you don't, though

what if you never draw it

[next rapids]

I discard to turn on my +15 mult joker

[random tendon]

Damn

wait

[rare kite]

isn't that the landslide joker

[noble temple]

but i will

[random tendon]

exactly, and every one of them is the same

it's funny to discard and see them come back to my hand

[granite stone]

Ican play mods in android?

[random tendon]

no

[granite stone]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1itoywk/balatro_android_modding_guide/?tl=es-es

[random tendon]

not unless you have an insanely good phone

[granite stone]

Well

How a good phone

To emulate a pc or what

[random tendon]

Yes

Enough to be comparable to a standard PC

[granite stone]

I will try this

[torn zealot]

i heard thunk likes this card

[next rapids]

obelisk was one of the harder ones for me to figure out

[coarse zenith]

guys ,why i cant unlock deck and some joker when i win the game while using a seed?

[next rapids]

felt good when I finally got a gold stamp on it

[torn zealot]

it's not

[glass wharf]

Because they are unlockable only with random seed I suppose

[red hamlet]

Seeded runs don't count for unlocks
Cause it would make it too easy

[red hamlet]

You can
And don't need a good phone unless you want to run cryptid

[granite stone]

People who play mods what mods are essential for you s runs? Speedups...

[red hamlet]

Ask #⚙・modding-general

[random tendon]

Yeah, that makes sense

[granite stone]

Ok thanks

[torn zealot]

oh shit

[rare kite]

what if, Balatro was real

[dapper crystal]

obligatory victory post

[torn zealot]

imagine if this stacks space joker

[dapper crystal]

and then immediately lost

[red hamlet]

Classic

[torn zealot]

flint moment

can someone explain obelisk

if i have all hands played at 2 for example

every hand becomes the most played?

[wind wave]

Guys stop talking about balatro the pope just fucking died

[torn zealot]

who the fuck is the pope

he needs to back the fuck off i gotta get this cash

[calm mural]

Guys, the Pope has passed away

[honest canopy]

All hands being 2 is fine and will grow until something hits 3

[noble temple]

if you get it early u can spam high card, then when you start needing the score u play other hands
if u get it later, u can just pivot away from what u played

[honest canopy]

Just keep an eye on what you’ve played closely

[hexed pike]

hi everyone

[torn zealot]

that's horse shit for me tbh

[honest canopy]

What was your hologram up to? You should have had blueprint on it especially for Flint

[torn zealot]

oversight

i forgot

[wind wave]

Zenith Marlet spotted

[honest canopy]

Oof yeah I know the feeling

[mint perch]

What's the most popular Anime Right now?

[torn zealot]

it was at 1x anyways..

[wind wave]

Balatro yaoi

[flat mulch]

hi guys never talked here before but i just had my best run ever and im really happy about it

[torn zealot]

where's balatro yuri

[honest canopy]

Ayyy congrats!

[flat mulch]

[honest canopy]

What deck was it?

[flint copper]

No

Yaoi is peak

[idle cliff]

The pope has met his end.

[wind wave]

Yeah, one whole person acknowledged me when I said that

Rip pope

[quick moat]

[mental kelp]

No way! I came up with a similar idea haha

(Don't want to throw you off with a god awful effect so I cut it off)

I always wondered how Jimbo looks from the back

[mental kelp]

Folks, what kind of effect would this Joker have? For almost a month I can't come up with one

(No bonus card synergies pls)

[twin meteor]

Jojjo

[quick moat]

Makes me think of card sharp

[twin meteor]

That's cute

[mental kelp]

For reference

[quick moat]

Ah

Very good jokerfication

[mental kelp]

Thanks!

[split trellis]

the pope died

[quick moat]

Ye

[thin bough]

Me when I have 4d glasses

[quick moat]

[flat mulch]

mb i got distracted lol i was using the one where you start with a hex card, forgot the name

[quick moat]

What’s the ancient joker on

[quick moat]

Ghost

[earnest viper]

2nd line

[flat mulch]

yeah that's the one :P

[quick moat]

Ah

I am blind

Yeah I’m not sure

Five of a kind and flush five on different level?

[earnest viper]

U son of a duck u did it
Yh they are indeed different
Many thanks

[quick moat]

[honest canopy]

Haha all good. That’s one of my favs too

[torn zealot]

is this a fucking jojoker

[mental kelp]

It is

(JODIO)

[torn zealot]

his name is john jojo

you ignorant fuck

[quick moat]

I’m glad my name isn’t high card and one pair

[mental kelp]

?

[brazen phoenix]

i should get back into balatro

i had my brain fried trying to go for high stakes black deck

[lost apex]

somethin to do with his stand surely

[mental kelp]

Mb money related?

[lost apex]

it's based on rain
maybe it could be some sort of accumulative affect that only plays on certain hand numbers like loyalty card

[lost apex]

could be
we could tie them together

[mental kelp]

Lava rock also

As the 5th gem stone joker

[lost apex]

idk much about the rock tbh I haven't read it

[lost apex]

that could be cool

[mental kelp]

Lava rocks attract wealth

[lost apex]

"At the end of every 3rd round, gain $20"

[mental kelp]

Not monetary only

Anything that is valuable to you specifically

[pine monolith]

Mat in my gym bathroom always reminds me of abandoned deck, am I too far gone chat

[torn zealot]

right what do i discard here

[fading arrow]

kill riff raff

[torn zealot]

yea

shit

[blissful crescent]

Yes

[fading arrow]

LMAO

[shrewd imp]

Why lift when you can balala

[torn zealot]

FUCKING FINALLY

14 hours to win red deck base diff

cancer discard

[honest canopy]

YOOOO LETS GOOOOO!

[torn zealot]

kind of dysfunctional build though

thank god i kept stacking the playing cards

so it is less tedious

[honest canopy]

Who cares! It worked which is the good thing. What is Hologram up to?

[torn zealot]

it was shuffled

i'm reordering it rightn ow

it's like 5.25x

[honest canopy]

Nice!

[torn zealot]

eh..

[pine monolith]

+1 mult on every set finished, irl scaling joker

[torn zealot]

what kind of horse come is this

yeah it's complete goat shit

[slim junco]

How do I unlock green stake or the other stakes? I’ve beaten multiple decks on red stake

[tame steppe]

which one

[tame steppe]

this sounds wrong

send a screenshot im nosy hihihi

[slim junco]

well turns out only one deck on red stake but it should count

[random tendon]

I just realized how easy it is to beat white stake

I was just dumb when I started

[random tendon]

this has no synergy

[random tendon]

you haven't seen shit

[torn zealot]

Listen it works fuck that noise bro

[random tendon]

that's the spirit

[torn zealot]

It has 3 uncommons multiplied thats all I care

When it comes to mult I dont give a fuck about nothing

[random tendon]

Eh, the real one carrying is the hologram

[grizzled bramble]

Hi. I'm just learning how to play. What is Hand size?

[random tendon]

how much is the hologram?

[torn zealot]

5.25x

[random tendon]

The amount of cards you have in your hand (dealt to you)

[random tendon]

yeah that's carrying

you can sell out of that baseball guy if you found smth better (DNA, certificate, any soul card)

[torn zealot]

Cerifiticate?

[grizzled bramble]

Thank you.

[random tendon]

Oh, you haven't unlocked that joker -- basically it generates random sealed cards (red, blue & purple)

[torn zealot]

Thats some bogus shit

[random tendon]

no, it's good shit

[random tendon]

yw

[torn zealot]

Honestly though its the four hand card that is carrying

It kills most of the RNG i have

[random tendon]

What's your most used hands?

flush or straights?

[torn zealot]

Both

But generally flush

Because straights are unstable

Much like their real life counterpart

[random tendon]

good thinking

[torn zealot]

If I get a straight in my deck

[random tendon]

you can't rely on straights but it's satisfying

[torn zealot]

It means I will lose in the next 3 hands

[random tendon]

that's decent, just adapt to whatever works for you man

[torn zealot]

As long as its not fucking high or one pair yeah

[random tendon]

High card is by far THE ELITE

You just haven't learned how to use it

[torn zealot]

Riiighr

[tame steppe]

ohhh

have you beaten the green stake on red deck?

cus red deck has green stake available but it seems like you havent cleared that yet

[tulip frost]

I use two pair and i beat blue deck without trying

@tame steppe

[edgy lava]

Same for every hand in the game

They’re all good in their own ways

U just gotta learn and adapt

[random tendon]

I guess so

is it weird if I always aim for full houses than flushes in early antes

[edgy lava]

Full houses are harder to pull but they do score a higher amount

If it works for you

You can keep doing that

I usually go for a safer hand cuz I do gold stake streak

[random tendon]

that's understandable

I dunno, I just like the gamble

full houses get the job done

[edgy lava]

Ye but you can always one shot the first blind with a high flush

[rare kite]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-frenchie-gif-21741384

[random tendon]

real

Just so happens I get dealt with 3 of a kind 10's or higher

basically a win if I get any pair

well no, because pair of 2's with three of a kind 10 is just a full house that's 74 chips with 4 mult

[turbid ermine]

Just bought balatro, mine seems different than yalls

[random tendon]

nah, it's the same

go for the flaming skulls honestly

or the tardigrades

[turbid ermine]

Do I have a choice here lol

There’s 3 skulls

[random tendon]

game wants you to think that there's 3 skulls

[paper zephyr]

real

[paper zephyr]

its obviously an illusion

[willow kite]

dont worry thats just the tutorial

[safe ledge]

no that's just the Xbox version

[willow kite]

''Anti-gambling'' version

[safe ledge]

game idea "my first Balatro"

for kids 7+

[slim junco]

noo it’s not

ohhh

ohh ok nvm lol

thanks

[polar hill]

balatro 1998 version

[safe ledge]

kid in my school with a half white half black outfit and for a second I thought he was that one joker

💔

[severe geode]

What the fuck the pope died

[steady sequoia]

JUST BEAT ORANGE STAKE FOR FIRST TIME
(strat was 4 stencils lol)

[torn zealot]

2m2 goddamn

[lethal owl]

I was having so much fun 💔

[turbid ermine]

Fun? In balatro? Nope!

[lethal owl]

The Game wanted me to continue My losing streak

[crude bloom]

Hello chat, first time talking here

I just got to my first Gold Stake on the Magic Deck. Rental Jokers are...an interesting concept that I like as a gameplay idea but hate as someone trying to win

[lethal owl]

Like i wasnt payimg atention to the blind than suddenly the plant killed me

Anyways gn guys

[lethal owl]

Agree
Though
I havent gold staked anything
I do have the stake that adds rentals

[crude bloom]

Aren't Rental Jokers exclusive to Gold Stake?

I should clarify, I haven't beaten Gold Stake, I just unlocked it after beating Magic on Orange last night

[polar hill]

burglar

steal all his discards, but give him 3 hands in return

[polar hill]

oh

[safe ledge]

he will have the best face cards

[safe ledge]

is your pfp a Minecraft chest with a cow head coming out and a face on the cow?

with an azure bluet flower next to it on some grass and water in the background

[polar hill]

it's a chest cow with a pixel gun 3d hepi face

i.e. it's complicated

[safe ledge]

thats gotta be an azure bluet flower

do you have the full image

[opaque cosmos]

At this point I'm just overwhelmed xD

[polar hill]

lemme see if I can find an uncropped one

[safe ledge]

HAHA it is an azure bluet

[polar hill]

there's also this

[safe ledge]

I feel so proud of myself

[safe ledge]

I'm gonna send this to someone with no context

[polar hill]

lmao

please do

[safe ledge]

my boyfriend's gonna be so confused

[rare kite]

WUT DIS ISN'T BALOTRO

[safe ledge]

that's the joke

[latent hemlock]

GUYS I NEED QUICK INFO

I have 1 baron with one bp and one bs
And a mime with one bp

How many cryptids for naneinf

[sacred sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[latent hemlock]

I have steal kiga

Kings*

no red seal

[opaque cosmos]

A shit ton then

[latent hemlock]

HOW MANY

Anyone know?

[opaque cosmos]

No fucking one tries to naneinf baron/mime with non red seals kings lmao

So no one will know

[latent hemlock]

I once found a red seal

Accidentally missed it

And never found one after

[sacred sparrow]

have you tried getting red seals next time

[tardy cloud]

If I only could
I'd make a deal with god

2 blue print copies for 40 bucks

[latent hemlock]

Welp

[vague remnant]

Make it 60 and I’ll consider it

[tardy cloud]

yeah but you're god, isn't money kinda beneath you ?

[vague remnant]

no

I like gambling

[latent hemlock]

Welp

[quasi yacht]

i hope naneinf today

good start

need to find red seals

[latent hemlock]

No naneinf for me I guess

Director’s cut, where are you when I need you

I took the big blind skip

Cuz I was cooked anyway

[vague remnant]

You are

[latent hemlock]

And what do you think I find

[lavish zenith]

coulda gotten luchador

[lavish zenith]

coulda gotten luchador

[latent hemlock]

What would that help

[vague remnant]

Or Chicot

[lavish zenith]

sell it to disable the boss blind

[latent hemlock]

Yeah

Never found one

[lavish zenith]

you've never seen luchador?

[vague remnant]

What’s ur favorite legendary joker gang

Mine’s Joaquin phoenix

[lavish zenith]

pomni

[latent hemlock]

My fav is red Gibson ES-330

[lavish zenith]

she's just +1 chip but has a sell value of 500

[latent hemlock]

(Joke)

[vague remnant]

Second one is the silksong fan number #55631

[latent hemlock]

Imma do use all my cryptids amyway

[quasi yacht]

ok gg

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-fnaf-purple-screaming-crazy-gif-25994994

[worn heath]

ts happened to me once. i had 3 barons.

i couldve rerolled too.

[quasi yacht]

this thing happened to me yesterday

😭

[worn heath]

tf how do you have this many

negatives

[quasi yacht]

its all natural

idk how

[narrow bronze]

Guys

What do I sell

[quasi yacht]

🥸

[worn heath]

ice joker

or whatever it was called

[narrow bronze]

Blue?

[quasi yacht]

trib

[worn heath]

yes.

[narrow bronze]

Yes 🤑

[narrow bronze]

Ight

I trust

[worn heath]

perkeo sucks imo

[narrow bronze]

Ya :/

[timid laurel]

i dont really talk in this server but i just did c++ and im so happy 🙂

[narrow bronze]

Just gotta get like

[worn heath]

its really hard to setup for late game

[narrow bronze]

Observatory

[narrow bronze]

I mean

Im on ante 8

[narrow bronze]

Nice!

[worn heath]

observatory is so hard to get though

i never got it

once

in my life

[narrow bronze]

Dang

I’ve gotta it idk how many times tbh

[real coral]

Hi server chat

[rare kite]

whoa i thought everyone here was just really into coding

[turbid ermine]

yes it is?

[ember root]

Yes that's Balatro

Jimbo Balatro's Card Factory

[vague remnant]

John Balatro

[rocky coyote]

hi chat

[narrow bronze]

🤑

Guys do I use blueprint on Chad or photo

[rocky coyote]

depends on your build and level of hand

mostly photo

[narrow bronze]

Ight

[rocky coyote]

chat am i cookin

[narrow bronze]

Uh

[opaque cosmos]

Would you do it ?

[narrow bronze]

Yes 🤑

Guys I’m cooked

It’s Joever

[opaque cosmos]

money emoji on a play that would cost me golden ticket uh....

[narrow bronze]

What

[opaque cosmos]

Picking up soul here is objectively a bad play

[vague remnant]

[quick moat]

I wouldn’t

[vague remnant]

Why wouldn’t you Mr Duck

[opaque cosmos]

My veins are itching to know what it would be, duplicating my profile just to know what it would be rn

Was perkeo

[rocky coyote]

sell gold ticket

[real coral]

It could be chicot

[rocky coyote]

it's common joker you might find it easily or replace it somethin else later

[opaque cosmos]

Only legendary I could use here would be triboulet, and I don't think perkeo would do something here

[rocky coyote]

we are gambling for trib at this point

[opaque cosmos]

When I have Idol...

[rocky coyote]

shi that's tru tho

[bitter surge]

duterte

[rocky coyote]

was your deck fixed?

[opaque cosmos]

Kinda

Just need to make it every king one color

[rocky coyote]

yea i can see red sealed king

[opaque cosmos]

Only play here was selling idol and hoping for trib but no one in his right mind would do that

[rocky coyote]

almost fixed it seems to be

[opaque cosmos]

Should be fine

[rocky coyote]

why not sell golden ticket

[rocky coyote]

for econ?

[opaque cosmos]

Because it's makes shit ton of money

And I would need money to find it again

Which I would have less of

[rocky coyote]

well it looks like no other way than golden ticket for me

skipping must be answer then

you were right

anyway

[real coral]

[opaque cosmos]

If anyone want this broken ass seed :

[quick moat]

Because

I am a duck

How will I press buttons?

[rare yew]

That duck raises a good point

[quick moat]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-think-joe-think-about-it-joe-point-head-emotiguy-think-about-it-emotiguy-think-gif-8809950549929927329

[opaque cosmos]

Wait

How does duck even send messages rn ?

[quick moat]

Uh

Cya

[lethal owl]

Mind Powers

Duh

[red hamlet]

localduck

[slim junco]

Telekinesis

[rare yew]

Quack-to-text

[regal ravine]

hey all, I am new to balatro, but i can already tell that i am addicted (yipee gambling) but i was wondering about a theoretical. If I were to create a board game with every single card (red deck+all jokers+tarot cards and whatnot), while excluding card modifiers and instead having them as seperate scannable chips (that can be traded for the tarot card) and have that all be scanned on a board and kept track of the money, chips and everything (i can figure out the hardware myself, I'm big into simple/medium hardware engineering as a hobby), how many chips would i theoretically need? i can hazard that the cards are 52/deck (I need 4 for the tarot cards that turn a card to a diff suit), 150 jokers (i should do 1 set of joker, and make it so that you cant get double) 12 planet cards (only 1 set because who doesn't immediately use them) 22 tarot cards (2 sets just in case you get 1 twice) and 18 spectral cards (only 1 set) and 32 vouchers. So 52x+150+22x2+12+18=432. so that many card seems like alot, but i can just get a bunch of cardboard business cards and nfc stickers.

[slim junco]

I hate math

[red hamlet]

well depends if you wanna go past ante 8

[quick moat]

Naneinf chips

[quick moat]

🔥

[red hamlet]

only around a million or so if not
if yes, you need theoretically e308

[regal ravine]

does the typical game end before? or is that just endless

[lethal owl]

Add cryptid to this equation,plus modifiers and editions

[quick moat]

Every game ends at e308

[red hamlet]

endless scales all the way to e308 and rounds to infinity

[quick moat]

[regal ravine]

uhhhhh

[red hamlet]

but typically the game ends here

[quick moat]

That was a joke

[regal ravine]

fuck

[lethal owl]

Well if You get naneinf

[quick moat]

You got it

[lethal owl]

Ante 39 is the max

[quick moat]

It’s not too many chips

[slim junco]

Just dont go past 8th ante

[red hamlet]

but usually it's just 200k for end ante
1.2mil i think for a fancy finisher blind
2.4 mil if plasma fancy finisher blind

[lethal owl]

Gold stake is like 800k

[onyx sorrel]

"Be there or be square"
That one unfortunate joker:

[regal ravine]

OHHH WAIT NO

[lethal owl]

Or smth

[red hamlet]

small blind - 1x base
big blind - 1.5x base
boss blind - 2x base (6x if violet vessel)

[regal ravine]

thats not what i meant

i meant nfc chips to represent modifiers

[red hamlet]

oh

fuck if i know lmfao

[lethal owl]

Anywyas heres everyones canon event

[regal ravine]

thats why im asking someone else to do the math

[onyx sorrel]

Sell everyone so that stencil gets max value

[red hamlet]

bro you're the one that wants to make it

you do the math xd

[red hamlet]

https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Balatro_Wiki
can use this to get everythign

[slim junco]

Use a calculator

[regal ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/guess-ill-die-gif-9704573

[lethal owl]

Too late

[regal ravine]

keine scheisse mein freunde

ill figure it out

[slim junco]

[regal ravine]

eventually

[red hamlet]

yay drug time

remember to take your meds, chat

[slim junco]

Thanks for the reminder

[lethal owl]

Besides if that was thee case and i passed the blind,how long do You think i would have survived?
1 or 2 more blinds?
Unless a GREAT joker appeared

Then i wanted to use another deck and won with the shittiest jokers(except stuntman)

Gn

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/memeline-estrogen-hrt-gif-8328437644082138814

[digital quiver]

guys is magic deck good

[vague remnant]

With your nose

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-duckling-duck-distracting-duck-distraction-duck-keyboard-gif-26653642

[pallid hawk]

it can be

[red hamlet]

we love estrogen

[dapper crystal]

c'mere you!

[umbral wave]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552

[normal mesa]

goated

[normal mesa]

ts old asf 😭 🥀

[quaint token]

The pope dieded

https://tenor.com/view/paul-revere-clone-high-don't-tell-paul-revere-gandhi-has-add-gif-6052571564820505757

[regal ravine]

Ayo why is clone high paul revere shakin it?

[quaint token]

shhh I would be too

[red hamlet]

throwing it back while warning the americans about the red coats

respect

[quaint token]

of corse

[stoic veldt]

seems like a close match for the baron mime build but i have no idea what to sell off

im leaning towards photograph

[red hamlet]

sell photo - lose some score but get more money
sell chad - lose some money, keep a decet score

[sudden isle]

the pope is fucking dead

[stoic veldt]

i decided to sell photo since i do have some glass kings

now im just hunting for a red seal and a steel card tarot card

[knotty plinth]

I just realized

[jovial parrot]

Does blueprinting Cavendish trigger it's chance of being eaten twice

[red hamlet]

no

[jovial parrot]

Ok good

[jovial parrot]

Wait what

[red hamlet]

the pope died

[velvet summit]

nice

[red hamlet]

ok man

[jovial parrot]

Hey guys check out my Easter egg

[steady kindle]

sell it

[jovial parrot]

You know what's annoying?

I had to make this decision

[alpine sentinel]

h

[jovial parrot]

There should be a joker that lets you take 2 things from regular booster packs

[prime oriole]

call it a reference to having your cake and eating it too

[jovial parrot]

LOL that's good

Maybe it should be a food joker

And it's something like
"You can take as many things from booster packs as you like, destroys itself after taking 10 things"

[prime oriole]

so a food joker? literally a cake haha. works perfectly

[red hamlet]

"Holy shit 2 cakes"

[jovial parrot]

Well no that would only work if you had Showman

Which speaking of which this joker would be perfect with Showman

[jovial parrot]

Oh I get it then lol

[coral osprey]

i dont get onyx agate and gluttonous joker, isnt just onyx better in every way other than price?

[red hamlet]

yea

it's almost like it's a better version

(all of the common suit jokers have an uncommon variant that is stronger or does something different)

[jovial parrot]

It synergizes with baseball card I guess

If that means anything

[coral osprey]

yes, but theyre not exact upgrades, since its either chips, money or xmult, rather than stornger mult

[dusty idol]

dan gheelsing back with the 1 hand 1 discard challenge

[red hamlet]

"or does something different"

(also like, xmult is stronger than flat mult and 50 chips is stronger than 3 mult)

[coral osprey]

not always,

like luchador and chicot

[red hamlet]

i mean yeah you could bring those up and ignore that i said "all of the common suit jokers have an uncommon variant"

[jovial parrot]

Yeah no I hate Onyx Agate just from a design perspective

But at the same time

What else was it gonna be

Money, chips and X mult was already taken

[red hamlet]

hadn size

[jovial parrot]

So I feel like flat mult is kind of the only logical option

[coral osprey]

i just dont like how its the only "allowed" way to make something stronger than some other thing, its the only place in balatro where theres power creep

[jovial parrot]

Agreed

[red hamlet]

now this might come as a shock

[jovial parrot]

I would argue 4 extra mult isn't even enough to truly justify it

[red hamlet]

but it's honestly fine?

[jovial parrot]

I mean yeah it's fine

It doesn't ruin the game by anymeans

[red hamlet]

common jokers tend to be weak

or specific

[jovial parrot]

It's just kind of a sore thumb in terms of uncommon jokers

At least it exists to make the card pool worse, that's kind of a must have in any card game like this

[coral osprey]

common jokers are pretty bad, but i dont want them to only / mostly be powercrept

[digital quiver]

photochad is photochading

[red hamlet]

ok so all of the hand specific jokers are power crept by default through existence of stronger jokers that also target specific hands
(jolly and duo, zany and trio, crazy and order, droll and tribe, mad and spare trousers)

like yeah
it would probably be more varied if they did different things

[coral osprey]

i lost a run due to a plant, when i had hanging chad, blueprint, two socks and photo

[red hamlet]

But that would most likely kill variety cause there's already other jokers that do other things

And it would also mean there isn't "weak" jokers for start

[digital quiver]

😭

[jovial parrot]

I would also argue they're power crept by planets in general

[red hamlet]

also all of the suit upgrades need you to deck fix a lil' to unlock them

[coral osprey]

so some common jokers suck and some of them actually do something

[red hamlet]

now you're getting it

can't wait for hanging chad nerf

[coral osprey]

👎

dont ruin my hanging chad

[hasty yew]

Hello!

[red hamlet]

average photochad crutch fan

🥱 yawn dude

chad needs a nerf lmfao

[coral osprey]

i like chad because when i first got it, i realised just how much you can do with it, and its also interesting

[red hamlet]

Yeah but it's also too strong for a common
And it can't be made uncommon because then it has synergy with baseball card

and it doesn't fix the main point which is that it has insane synergies by default with things like photo and glass

[coral osprey]

make it retrigger one time on two cards

[red hamlet]

that was the idea, make it retrigger 1st and 2nd card once

[hasty yew]

Um.... Anyone wanna see some card photography and give opinions? Im practicing-

[coral osprey]

what is your obsession with the cat emoji

[jovial parrot]

Card photography?

[hasty yew]

Yep-

[red hamlet]

just a small peek into my fucked up psyche

[coral osprey]

you got nitro wooh

[red hamlet]

how'd you know

[hasty yew]

I love the back design-

[jovial parrot]

Woah that's cool

Really nice perspective

[pallid hawk]

guys before i make a terrible mistake can brainstorm destroy the chaos its copying

chaos isnt eternal but brainstorm is

[red hamlet]

no

[pallid hawk]

ty

[red hamlet]

Blueprint and Brainstorm don't copy and destroy effects

[hasty yew]

Here's the four aces

[red hamlet]

only the mult and shit

[pallid hawk]

ahh

[hasty yew]

And my personal favourite shot-

[wintry flint]

Wait hold on wrong channel

[timid cedar]

Showman putting in the work

[olive pendant]

why is my game running at 15 fps?

i don't have a million jokers, cards or whatever

[red hamlet]

is your pc dogshit

cause that would explain it with 321 cards + a lot of cryptid copies to keep track off and everythign

[olive pendant]

absolutely not
it's mid-range

[neon wren]

if you haven't hit naninf, restart the game

[olive pendant]

why only if i haven't hit naneinf?

fixed it

tank yu

[north crescent]

if you hit naneinf the game doesnt like it

[red hamlet]

should've reset after beating ante 8

[lament hollow]

balatro!!!

[opaque shard]

Hey guys

[olive pendant]

!!!

[open tinsel]

Portrait mode.

[limpid tree]

would be kinda neat i think

[eager grail]

found this randomly

[limpid tree]

would kind of be a pain though, couldn't it

[limpid tree]

breaks the first time you play it

kind of goated for a flush five build though

[narrow hatch]

teaching bro the ways

[lethal dagger]

Heya

Can someone please explain me what super nova do?

[paper blade]

It’s super

[lethal dagger]

Or is it good for this run?

[red hamlet]

It adds mult equal to how many times you played that hand

[lethal dagger]

[red hamlet]

so if you played 10 flushes
it'll add 11 mult next time you play a flush

if you're playing the same hand type, it can scale big

[lethal dagger]

Ohh

[red hamlet]

(also stop skipping )

[lethal dagger]

Okay

[opal fog]

my strength and dna ass:

[young bolt]

skibidi toilet

[red hamlet]

50 years in the gulag for reposting

[dusky oasis]

Nuh uh

[lost kindle]

haha

(i repost a lot)

[red hamlet]

300 years in the gulag for being underage

[lost kindle]

why

reduce the sentence

[red hamlet]

no more children allowed

[lost kindle]

cos diamonds suck

[lost kindle]

curses you with infertility

[red hamlet]

Buddy

i take cypro and estrogen

😭 i'm infertile by default

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

mybad

[red hamlet]

(also wouldn't want kids anyways)

less money for me

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/korean-sad-cry-meme-funny-crying-gif-1207969963881931756

[lost kindle]

credit card

[lethal dagger]

Me when

[unborn briar]

blueprint brainstrom fun

[lost kindle]

what.

[red hamlet]

did you spawn in the sixth sense

[safe ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[lost kindle]

no

this is unseeded

got like

2 in the same shop

[opal fog]

going to ask what joker to replace here is like going to blockblast solver

[lavish zenith]

that's impossible without showman

[opal fog]

hey do you see any showman there

[lost kindle]

block blast solver?

[unborn briar]

tf

[opal fog]

yeah theres a thing for that

[red hamlet]

no
which means he's a filthy cheator

[unborn briar]

its the ijiraq

[olive pendant]

450 red sealed steel kings
1 mime + 8 mime retriggers for extra time
0.5X game speed
will prob take an actual hour

[unborn briar]

waow

[dusky oasis]

Your deck is huge

[olive pendant]

fr lmao

[unborn briar]

nice deck

[lavish zenith]

long deck

[olive pendant]

this is seeded, btw
and i got at least 10 brainstorms/blueprints i couldn't use coz i ran out of space :(

[lost kindle]

whats the seed

[olive pendant]

this is how far it is
i put it to X16 speed

[lost kindle]

noted, i only need 100 stencils to naneinf

[olive pendant]

smth that starts with a u or whatever

[lost kindle]

oh that one

one of the most popular balatro seeds

[olive pendant]

it's going so slowly holy shit

the bar on the left

[quiet girder]

Won on the omelette with photochad

I had to sell my egg

I was keeping an egg to get some money if I desperately needed it and then I had to sell it

[lost kindle]

i love immolate

[opal fog]

high card lvl 100 to win ante 2

[lost kindle]

oh wait till this guy sees my jokers

should i take the death?

[gritty delta]

Alright all, I'd like your thoughts:

If a 1.1 release came out RIGHT NOW, what would you want to see have some kind of focus on? Like are there any types of cards that need more synergies? Are there cards that are too busted? Not strong enough that should be better? etc

[red hamlet]

Nerfing baron mime and hanging chad

[dusky oasis]

Buffing photograph and hanging chad

[lost kindle]

ngl

ancient

ancient should REALLY get aubf

its ass

[red hamlet]

???

Never speak again

If ancient gets buffed, it'll be broken lmfao

[lost kindle]

itss ass if ur not doing flush build or smeared