🎙・server-chat

[devout thunder]

nah

its fine with Blackboard

[red hamlet]

not if the only hands they can play are high card

without splash

[flat tide]

Guys I love my boyfriend but he hates balatro should I divorce him?

[devout thunder]

High card is fine lol

[red hamlet]

2nd mistake
seems to be low deck fixing

[devout thunder]

lobotomy is strong

[rare valve]

all good, make sure flat mult goes before times mult next time

[past perch]

Oki

[devout thunder]

the real critique is the banana on the right-

Ultimately, jokers score from left to right (everything actually scores in this order). You have an Xmult joker (Blackboard). Which is bigger?

(10 + 15) x 3
or (10 x 3) + 15

(75 vs 45)

[past perch]

I still ended up winning the previous game

[devout thunder]

by the skin of your teeth damn lol

[real coral]

I once lost the final boss blind by 30.

[devout thunder]

which was i5

it*

[real coral]

It was the one where you had to sell a joker to debuff all cards.

[past perch]

Yeah

It gave me a headache

I had taken a screenshot in case I lost

[wet meadow]

AAAAA what do i sell

[devout thunder]

nothing

[real coral]

I once had a run where i had an ancient joker and a holo blueprint. I combined the two and it was amazing

[red hamlet]

ancient joker is so peak

[sick summit]

If you're not relying on card enchancements for significant scoring, dont sell any jokers

[red hamlet]

it's just idol but better

[devout thunder]

ancient is like top 5 of my favorites

[wet meadow]

Wait really? I won't score will I?

[devout thunder]

tbf every joker in the game is better than idol

[devout thunder]

you wil l

[wet meadow]

I have Saturn at lvl 9

[devout thunder]

debuffed cards =/= hand not scoring

[red hamlet]

debuffed cards just don't add anything

[real coral]

Ancient + blueprint = win

[sick summit]

The only thing that wont happen is get chips from cards or enchancements

[red hamlet]

you still get the base hand score

[wet meadow]

Ohhhhhhhh

So like a deck that relies on say red seal glass would be toast

[grand saffron]

I swear to god I’ve played this game for at least a total of more than 24 hours and the highest I’ve gotten is ante 6/8

[sick summit]

yes

or photochad

[grand saffron]

How the hell are you supposed to beat that. And there isn’t an easy mode at all. It gets frustrating

[devout thunder]

its possible thats for sure

[wet meadow]

Thanks guys I appreciate it 🙏

[sick summit]

Are you following these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONlzBQdzIOM

[grand saffron]

I’ve watched some tip videos before but not this one

I swear the scariest part about it is just hoping to god your discard will somehow be useful. Even then I really don’t know a lot of times what hand type I’m going for. I can’t even know that in the beginning

[abstract parcel]

Got a seed that had Baseball as a Free Joker. Somehow got Smeared and Shortcut shortly after and also encountered Gros. How good/bad of a seed is it?

[brittle raptor]

Can someone tell me where to join the balatro discord server

[abstract parcel]

Beats me.

[grand saffron]

Is this it?

[devout thunder]

any run with baseball card is a good run

[abstract parcel]

SEED RECOVERED.

[grand saffron]

Is it a good idea to spend all of my money on useful stuff at the shop? I’ve only gotten up to ante 6/8 but I really don’t know if trying to save up for interest is risky or not

[sick summit]

Read this https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1k1i3jo/dr_spectred_balatro_university_gets_completionist/mnpei9h/

[devout thunder]

interest is nice

rerolling below $25 usually isnt worth it

[red hamlet]

If there's a Jumbo Arcana pack with Soul, $50 Temperance, a Fool and a Hanged Man, he'll take his Hanged Man then fool a second Hanged Man, and he'll only not do it if he's in a really rough run where he might lose next ante/this upcoming Boss Blind without that $50 worth of rerolls to find a better Joker.

ok but this is just hte proper way to play

soul is a gamble and at best you come out with an op joker for the build
Or you get 10 bucks
temperance is also a gamble since you're not guaranteed to get anything good with that 50 bucks
but hte fool and hanged man are guaranteed to always get good value since you can deckfix

a lot of this is just
"He knows how to play and doesn't take unnecessary gambles"
Got a Bull? No more rerolling, no more WoF, Fools in the Shop may as well be replaced with Hermit.
like yeah
ofc you dont' reroll as much and stop using WoF
WoF is a fucking scam anyways and rerolling hurts your scoring for a gamble

people really surprised that winning means not taking unnecessary risks? 😭

[sick summit]

This guy was saying his observations. Specterd has probably thousands of hours it makes sense he makes choices that seem weird to rest of the community that win runs off of highrolls

[barren dust]

looking like a coomer with all that ectoplasm cool your jets homie

[grand saffron]

It’s just scary using the hanged man because I don’t even know what cards to pick to remove

[red hamlet]

I guess I see it differently cause i played a lot of league and it's the same thing there
Not taking unnecessary gambles and taking guaranteed things that will get you through

[devout thunder]

ALWAYS GAMBLE

[sick summit]

It's the same thing in spire. Many people in asc 20 win runs off high rolls and so they have skewed understandings of what is good

[devout thunder]

ALWAYS TOWERDIVE

ALWAYS INVADE LEVEL 1

[sick summit]

Me? I open spectral pack to go down to $0 because I gamble for immolate when Im trying to have fun

[devout thunder]

going down to $0 for spectral is funny cause immolate and wraith are both viable

[red hamlet]

That is the fun way to play
do funny shit, hope it works, have a laugh when it does

but doing stuff like that, you dont' really get a right to complain when you end up losing 😭

[dusky oasis]

Balatrero balatra

[devout thunder]

ALWAYS SPLIT PUSH ALWAYS PICK SION AND YORICK
ALWAYS IGNORE THE TEAM

[grand saffron]

Holy shit I just got a four of a kind for the first time

[red hamlet]

ok but if you're playing a spit push champion then yeah
you do usually ignore the team to take pressure away from them and onto you
and then just tp to the team when the enemy ends up sending 3 people cause you're too tanky xdd

[grand saffron]

Also i really don’t get how a three of a kind is worth less than a straight, honestly i think it should be worth more since i rarely have them but commonly have straights

[sick summit]

Did you read the reddit comment

[grand saffron]

I did

[devout thunder]

ALWAYS MUTE ALL

[red hamlet]

because straights use 5 cards
3oak uses 3 cards

[sick summit]

Also, Pair and Two Pair are basically guaranteed wins. Pair is good on all Decks except for Black Deck, Painted Deck and Plasma, in which Two Pair reigns supreme. Otherwise, Pair is to him as Flush is to us: the go-to hand, don't even consider anything else unless handed to you on a silver platter. this is the most important part, as well as keeping money above 25

[devout thunder]

their values are based on actual poker hand ranking, which is based on the odds you draw one i believe

2pair is not a garunteed win lmao

[grand saffron]

It just seems like pairs wouldn’t be as powerful without the half joker or square joker but they are if you find them

[dawn sky]

Checkered Deck My Beloved

[devout thunder]

if you ever think about 2pair, this is the flowchart

Do you have spare trousers? If yes, 2pair
If not, just use Pairs

[red hamlet]

uh

see

this is why balatro uni is peak player

and you're just a jokester in a balatro discord

[devout thunder]

pair builds are the perfect balance of consistentcy and strength right now

[abstract parcel]

Gods, I feel like a researcher when messing with this seed.

[red hamlet]

I don't because i'm not a parasocial freak

[hollow jungle]

Ahhh

[opal fog]

plus if u playing plasma u can just go two pair

[sick summit]

Specterd goes for it on black, painted, plasma

[devout thunder]

interesting

i still dont think its a garunteed win

at least for 99.9999999% of players

citing the 0.0000001% of top players isnt a perfect metric lol

[sick summit]

https://youtu.be/BuxKyyKGHF0?si=Nx-sk-4NJWSrwzcO&t=181

[abstract parcel]

Crap, this might be a great Straight Flush seed.

[devout thunder]

you have shortcut and smeared

what did you expect

[abstract parcel]

AND Seance.

I can't get cocky, though. This may however, be my bailout from Black deck.

[red hamlet]

Ok but they're talking about hte way BU plays
And wouldn't you want to learn from the best?

[devout thunder]

fair, though the conversation stemmed from giving advice to a new player

[abstract parcel]

Shoot. How can we help?

[sick summit]

Anybody can play like a top player because the game is turn based, it's not like sports where people have unorthodox playstyles that allows them to be pro but copying them is a bad idea

[devout thunder]

and telling them to try to imitate the best player when they cant even beat ante 6-8 on white stake is quite the leap

not to say there isnt anything that cant be learned

[sick summit]

If a player has a decision matrix that works insaely well like Spectered copying it is the best idea

[devout thunder]

if someone can pull it off sure lol

if their goal is to be a machine like the legend himself

but i think giving more general advice and letting someone grow and learn is a better and more fulfilling way to teach someone how to play

than just saying "follow everything the #1 player does"

[red hamlet]

ok but that's not waht we're saying lmfao

[devout thunder]

oh, thats how it read

mb then

[red hamlet]

the reddit post just talks about the way BU plays and what he does

And why he does it

And it just boils down to
Do not fucking gamble

[devout thunder]

that is true

risks are risky afterall

[wanton steeple]

I BEAT JOKERLESS

I'M FREE

[devout thunder]

thats partially why skip tags suck so much

[red hamlet]

now do black deck gold stake

[abstract parcel]

Hi five, Chowder!

[red hamlet]

it's exactly why they suck

The chances of them giving you more value than just being able to get money + scale jokers + see the shop are low

[shy dove]

well skip tags suck also because even if you get what you want you still miss out on a lot 🐈

[devout thunder]

orbital tag my beloved

(in the rare chance it lines up)

[red hamlet]

it's kidna funny how players in league are also like that lmfao

and you ahve to explain to them
"don't just copy what the pros do, understand why they do it"

[devout thunder]

that is true

[sick summit]

Did you watch the run he lost on?

[dry glade]

does this count as a two pair

[red hamlet]

no because i dont' really enjoy watching people play balatro

[trail temple]

no just one pair

[devout thunder]

two pairs two pair

[normal lance]

i’m actually using hit the road

also got a massive hologram earlier

[vague idol]

You need so many jacks for that thing to be viable

But fun card to play

Balala

[devout thunder]

Hit the Road > Baron ngl

[dusky oasis]

Why play hit the road when you can hit your wife

[sick summit]

Ok but I wanna know other people's opinions. If you see this shop, and have the option to investment tag on big blind, it's a good idea to get any scoring joker just to survive. What would you do here?

[red hamlet]

we taking the walkie and we gaming the fuck out of 10-4s

[normal lance]

why hit your wife when you can use banner

[dusky oasis]

Banner? I hardly know her!

[devout thunder]

the endless players come out of the woodworks to deny the truth

[sick summit]

He took buffoon, got banner, and used final dollar on walkie

[normal lance]

my banner run:

[sick summit]

But it did a number on his econ and im wondering if scholar is a better idea

[devout thunder]

taking scholar is probably the better idea but i would have taken a similar line (i wouldnt have taken walkie talkie though)

[red hamlet]

to be fair
if there's a 25 dolalr skip
then early econ don't matter, no?

[dusky oasis]

She mime on my Baron until I

[devout thunder]

just tooken the pack and taken banner

[red hamlet]

honestly tho

i haven't been thinking about balatro lately, too busy defending china from the the forces of chaos

[sick summit]

Ok so there was a grimbo and to build that you hurt econ. Not to bae decisions on foresight but idk was it really the play?

Econ matters less on black compared to just surviving

He didn't find an econ joker notably which is probably why he was hurting

[red hamlet]

you're making my brain hurt

stop it

[olive pendant]

any way i could improve my setup?

[normal lance]

do i take this? i have like 12 jacks

[subtle bobcat]

Throw a jimbo in there

Then it's peak

[olive pendant]

YES

[subtle bobcat]

Ofc

[olive pendant]

remove the road

always gamba for legendaries

[subtle bobcat]

And either way if you don't like the legend it's a free 10 bucks

Lol

[normal lance]

i did beat the run so why not lol

[devout thunder]

its endlkess so why not

[normal lance]

it was chicot

[devout thunder]

CHIGOAT

[normal lance]

so glad i just bought retcon 😭

[devout thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-dead-ko-faint-gif-17440398

[abstract parcel]

I'M LIVING IN DARKNESS (560K on a 70K blind).

[normal lance]

i like chicot but i would have prefers literally any other legendary lol

[devout thunder]

yorick and canio would probably not be as useful since its ante 9

[wintry patrol]

chicot sucks because he actively makes the game less interesting

[normal lance]

yeah but i have a ton of jacks so if i could destroy them id get crazy xmult

with canio

[devout thunder]

that is true, but you would need to destroy a ton before endless scaling kills you (very soon)

[red hamlet]

[devout thunder]

the abhorrent endless scaling (violet vessel quakes in fear)

[normal lance]

endless scaling wouldn’t have killed me if i had hit the road

[devout thunder]

maybe for a second or two

[normal lance]

i was scoring close to 2 mil before i sold it

[devout thunder]

but its always funny for soul in endless

[normal lance]

so i was at least doing better than i am now

[devout thunder]

since endless isnt real

just find a seltzer ez

[normal lance]

DLBZ4L72

there’s the seed because i lost

[olive pendant]

should i go for a naneinf or try to go as far as possible?

[misty badger]

does anyone have a functioning balatro multiplayer server link

for balatro multiplayer server joining purposes

[devout thunder]

you can try

if you find fun in endless why not

[sharp kettle]

https://discord.gg/k2zgqfNF

[misty badger]

thankyou

[normal lance]

i want to pull off a glass joker run so badly

[barren cloak]

does anyone have the jens almanac download

[olive pendant]

ectoplasm says -4 hand size, but is that from my max hand size or my current?

[wintry patrol]

current

if it goes to 0 you will instantly lose

as soon as you enter the blind

wait

wdym max vs current

[olive pendant]

i phrased it poorly, but i wanted to ask wheter it substracted hand size from your current hand size or if it showed the total hand size loss from every ectoplasm used previously

[wintry patrol]

ok yeah, current

each ectoplasm taken increases the hand size loss you get from taking the next one

[red hamlet]

-1
-2
-3
and so on

[honest lance]

Ectoplasms are progressive

[red hamlet]

so cool of them

[wintry patrol]

though there isn't really any realistic way for you to take more than 3 ectoplasms and live lol

[honest lance]

Painted deck pallete

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716318839352328242/1349183947682222110/oaWiI6s.gif

[wintry patrol]

Even then

[cyan solstice]

High Card users rise up

we can go down to 2 hand size and be basically fine

[wintry patrol]

let me rephrase that - if you take 4 ectoplasms, you will almost definitely die in the next round

[honest lance]

On the 4th ecto you would be left with 1 card

[cyan solstice]

There you go

[olive pendant]

my current hand size lmao
still no paint brush :(

[pallid hawk]

holy cow (checkered deck)

[wild geyser]

hey guys, just wondering why Brainstorm mod doesnt show up in settings? I have it installed andenabled but it doesnt show up

[cyan solstice]

1 + 2 + 3 + 4 = 10
Painter's Deck = +2
Brush // Palette = +2
8 + 2 + 2 - 10 = 2

Why 1 card?

[wintry patrol]

yeah it would be 2

[olive pendant]

is it rename to Brainstorm instead of Brainstorm-Master or whatever?

[honest lance]

7 is base

+4

Then -10

[wintry patrol]

i've had a run before where i was playing flush five and took 3 ectoplasms because i had a natural negative juggler

[honest lance]

Is 1

[cyan solstice]

What alternate reality are you living in

[old wolf]

Yo

[wild geyser]

hold up i'll check

[wintry patrol]

what

[cyan solstice]

are you still on old Gold Stake (-1 hand size)

[old wolf]

Anyone here play Balatro?

[wintry patrol]

7 is NOT base

nope

[honest lance]

Hold on a sec

[wintry patrol]

try another server

[old wolf]

Ah alright

[red hamlet]

this is a warhammer 3 server

[old wolf]

Mb

[cyan solstice]

You'd have better luck on the Balatro Discord server

hopefully you find someone that plays Balatro sooner rather than later

[wintry patrol]

it could be hard

[honest lance]

Omg I thought base was 7 lol my bad

[wintry patrol]

it's a niche indie game

[cyan solstice]

lmao
All good

[honest lance]

Ive taken too many ectos

My brain just accepts 7 as the base

[wintry patrol]

endless brainrot

[wild geyser]

yeah its Brainstorm

[olive pendant]

i dunno, then
if it wasn't named brainstorm it'd probably just have crashed tho

[wild geyser]

thanks anyways

[olive pendant]

funny deck

[opal fog]

yummers

[olive pendant]

132 red seal steel heart kings

[opal fog]

"a man walks to a yugioh tournament with 3000 card deck" ass deck

[normal lance]

do i take the order?

[olive pendant]

it's only the beginning... i have 90 cryptids left, 30-40 for naneinf
4 per round

[opal fog]

if u dont need that drivers license mult and u can do straights easily then replace drivers

no wait

[honest lance]

I would

Get rid of one of the rockets

[wintry patrol]

drivers is the same mult as the order lmfao

[opal fog]

i would too tbh

[opal fog]

no i mean that little 10 mult because of holo

i dont think its that neccesary

[earnest viper]

Yo sum hella weird just happened and i need an explanation
Am playing the pillar. Theres a glass card that aint debuffed. I turned another card gold and suddenly the glass card got debuffed. Why??

[wintry patrol]

sorry are you saying that you turned a different card gold using devil and the unrelated glass card got debuffed?

[olive pendant]

i'm trying to get another joker, but i keep getting ONLY tarot cards
the X4 tarot and planets vouchers suck
LocalThunk, remove them from the game please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please

[normal lance]

darn it i just died right after

[opal fog]

dont worry man at least you did it to ante 10

[normal lance]

still my win streak continues

[olive pendant]

BLUEPRINTTT

YES

FINALLY

[normal lance]

this is the highest i’ve had it so far

i’m gonna play an easy deck lol

[olive pendant]

hehehe 5 vouchers in the next shop

[lean trench]

fat cat time

[normal lance]

NO

welp there goes my 3 win streak

hey look

[opaque shard]

The voices

[normal lance]

i’ve actually just had streamer luck today i swear

[unborn crown]

Don

Don't starve just collab with balatro, pretty cool theme song they made

[normal lance]

two runs with both blueprint and brainstorm

[olive pendant]

is there a way for me to get +1 hand size on top of the vouchers so that i can get another joker slot?

[pallid hawk]

the ever so useless shoot the moon

[lean trench]

i found idol

however

[pallid hawk]

W

[lean trench]

the club is next

[pallid hawk]

gamble for luchador ig

[olive pendant]

is replacing a mime temporarly for a showman to try to get a brainstorm/blueprint worth it?

[lean trench]

THANK YOU SUIT CHANGE CARDS

WE WIN THESE 🗣️

[frank sinew]

is there a modding chat or should we go to the discord

[pallid hawk]

#⚙・modding-general

[frank sinew]

i’m dumb and having trouble installing cryptid on my phone

[abstract parcel]

Fellas, what IS the incentive for Campfire if it resets?

[frank sinew]

huh i guess it’s role locked

[lean trench]

its actually pretty good

[abstract parcel]

How come?

[lean trench]

at least for some stakes

[pallid hawk]

you done this?

[lean trench]

if you need that extra push over

[frank sinew]

I probably hid it on joining

[lean trench]

its saved more than a few gold stake runs for me

[abstract parcel]

Huh.

[frank sinew]

i used to be a mobile only player but caved after watching like hours on hours of cryptid/extra credit content

i also just need a break from trying to beat vanilla high stakes lol

campfire also counts any card not just jokers if i remember correctly

so it’s decent at worst and goated if you find a perkeo or other tarot generators

[normal lance]

this run is so weird

[lean trench]

we cookin neow

[frank sinew]

still idk campfire resetting turns me off from ever taking it i’ve kept throwback before ill keep campfire lol

[normal lance]

yeah if you can buy sell and reroll tarots/planets you can get it up high

[craggy skiff]

yeah but imagine campfire on gold stake

[normal lance]

especially with overstock or the merchant vouchers

[frank sinew]

lot of money you’re flushing down the drain just to do it again

[craggy skiff]

With rental jokers that cost 1 dollar to buy and 1 dollar to sell

[frank sinew]

again money flushing

[red hamlet]

It's good if you have good econ
Which you should always have

[craggy skiff]

Campfire is ELITE on gold stake bc of rental stickers

[red hamlet]

Do you buy wheels of fortune?

[normal lance]

liquidation makes it so that it’s free outside of rerolls

but that’s kinda tough

[craggy skiff]

just manage your jokers well to have an open joker slot

[lean trench]

its a good card if you just need a push i wouldnt keep it all run but dont doubt its value in a pinch

[frank sinew]

you could use those tarots for deck fixing. and whenever people mention econ to me i’m just like. i don’t have good econ management so i take shit to keep me alive until after ante 8

[craggy skiff]

or have good enough Econ to sell consumables

[lean trench]

ante 8 type card

[hollow kraken]

How was all of y'all's Easter's

[lean trench]

cant quite make it on gold stake

[red hamlet]

Yeah that makes sense

[craggy skiff]

a shit high priestess or emperor is 2 free sells

[red hamlet]

Work on your econ, bestie

[frank sinew]

have not made it to gold stake yet i’m stuck at orange/purple 😔

[normal lance]

i don’t need to deck fix when i have campfire, not in my experience

[oblique hound]

What are you even using for base score when campfire

[lean trench]

anything

[normal lance]

other jokers

[oblique hound]

Plus don't u want a bunch of gold cards/purple seals to get value

So death is still valuable

If you are degenerate enough you can even get blue seals just to sell the planets

[frank sinew]

i don’t like gold cards that much because i always end up having to use them ig if you put seals on them they’re better

[normal lance]

that’s true but with good econ from my jokers i can reroll and sell consumables in the shop

that’s how i play campfire

[frank sinew]

i like gambling (lucky)

[lean trench]

i think its obvious campfire is not meant to be built around or a card you keep a whole run

[oblique hound]

Wdym, you can keep campfire the whole run

You don't have to go all in on campfire evey ante

[red hamlet]

Something someone with bad econ would say

[frank sinew]

campfire is kinda like turtle bean where if you’re building a run around it you’re not using it properly from what i’ve gathered

[lean trench]

i dont think thats where its most applicable

[hollow kraken]

Goodnight everyone 😂😂

[oblique hound]

Even just getting it to 1.5-2x is good enough

[normal lance]

yeah (even though i do lol)

[lean trench]

I can

i never would

[oblique hound]

I gotten campfire like ante 2-3 and kept it the whole time, x mult is always valuable

[frank sinew]

me when i get a seltzer and try to get it to last to ante 8 and get surprised when i die because the seltzer dies

[normal lance]

this is why i use hit the road

[frank sinew]

skip machine go brrr

[oblique hound]

Also if u play on gold stake, campfire is almost a must because of so many rentals

Its literally free value, besides the reroll cost of the shop

[hollow kraken]

I recently got that one and it's good and bad the only bad things is it resets every blind

[oblique hound]

Campfire carried a decent chunk of my gold stake runs

[hollow kraken]

But good if you have a lot of jacks

[normal lance]

yeah, i think it’s overhated for what it is

[frank sinew]

i haven’t unlocked hit the road and i dunno how im even going to because who consciously tries to make a build around jacks

[normal lance]

i always have fun when i get to use it

[frank sinew]

what synergizes with that other than photochad without hit the road unlocked

[oblique hound]

I don't like hit the road jack cuz it gets countered by both the water and the plant

It has saved runs before, i admit its okay

[hollow kraken]

I had won a run with the wee joker for the first time it was hilarious

[oblique hound]

But it can just turn off and end up providing no value

[normal lance]

sock and buskin, scary face, smiley face

[frank sinew]

does anyone else say wee like they’re riding a rollercoaster whenever they see wee

“weeeeeeee” dies because i can’t get value

[oblique hound]

Growing your wee

[hollow kraken]

Especially if he 2s are glass and poly

[frank sinew]

perfectly average sized wee

[oblique hound]

Thats what bu says

[normal lance]

my best wee joker run:

[frank sinew]

jesus christ

[oblique hound]

Big wee energy

[frank sinew]

and you’re copying the x2 mult lmao

[hollow kraken]

I forgot to take a picture sadly but I think it was 10 or 11

[normal lance]

um actually it’s x3 mult 🤓

[hollow kraken]

But I know it was 2 wees a BP and some other ones

[frank sinew]

put me in balatro prison for my not know the balatro joker crimes

[umbral oriole]

Oh man this hurts

[lean trench]

blue

[hollow kraken]

Dang

[normal lance]

spectral pack for immolate

[frank sinew]

you ever see something like that and just reset the run you get so mad

[hollow kraken]

That's the most expensive joker I've seen in a while 😂😂

[umbral oriole]

Just did bro 😭

First round too

[frank sinew]

Lmao i think i did it when i got a negative rare in my first shop i forgot which joker tho

[normal lance]

darn it now we’ll never know if the pack had immolate

[frank sinew]

oh boy can’t wait to play balatro
the polychrome brainstorm in the first shop:

[hollow kraken]

There's one really good seed Ive seen in the seed chat that's amazing

[frank sinew]

or you open the buffoon pack hoping to get something better and they’re both horrifically bad

[normal lance]

massive swashbuckler

[hollow kraken]

Damn😂

[frank sinew]

evil campfire

[wintry patrol]

blueprint so blue it made the whole screen blue

[umbral oriole]

And the tag for the round was that all jokers would be free too man

[lean trench]

my son

so big and strong

[lost kindle]

achieve wr for cat

[frank sinew]

I always take the free joker tag early to sell for money and then it like 7/10 is eternal

[umbral oriole]

“I won’t skip round this time” I said
“Gotta make money” I said

[hollow kraken]

Oh my God that's awesome

[frank sinew]

like. thanks man

[hollow kraken]

😂😂😂

[normal lance]

i always take it for a free joker

[hollow kraken]

Same

[normal lance]

the way shops work is that it would still have been there if you had skipped

so yeah that sucks

[lean trench]

idek what that would be

[normal lance]

no free blueprint i guess

[frank sinew]

the free joker is usually shit so i sell it for interest or reroll but for some reason the game really likes making it eternal for me lately

[lean trench]

100x is my fattest cat tho

[frank sinew]

that or just utter dogshit

[lean trench]

beeg kitty

[lost kindle]

🐈

[normal lance]

eternal foil obelisk:

[wintry patrol]

joker skip tags 90% of the time are not worth it

obelisk can be good if you get it early enough to work around it

[normal lance]

joker skip tags 10% of the time are worth it

[hollow kraken]

That's good to know

[normal lance]

keep skipping

[olive pendant]

negative tag + rare tag + gambling = negative the duo
negative tag + rare tag + gambling + luck = negative blueprint

[wintry patrol]

ok yeah i will take negative rare because chances are it's something good

[normal lance]

eh at least it’s an easy condition for x2 mult that doesn’t take a joker slot

[wintry patrol]

i won't complain about a duo

[lost kindle]

how much i love debug mode

[hollow kraken]

Now the war begins of skip or not to skip

[wintry patrol]

duo is extremely easy to fulfill the condition for

[normal lance]

i am an avid skipper

[frank sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067862584902029483/1360739742160912646/IMG_4078.png?ex=6806c323&is=680571a3&hm=ee4705268ea33f3f2fce90836db9c52f8a3bf79bf428093618a52b9665186fe7&

these were within 24 hours of each other

[normal lance]

i made $85 bucks off of a garbage tag, trust me i know what im doing

[frank sinew]

“always take the skip tag it’s always worth it you don’t understand”

[hollow kraken]

I mostly just skip spectral or the terot packs

[frank sinew]

tbh i should have kept the negative cola it was funny

[hollow kraken]

Just for a chance at a legendary

[lost kindle]

my screen broke

[wintry patrol]

i mean, better to keep it around, it increases temperance value and you can choose when to use the double tag

[frank sinew]

anaglyph + 25$ earned at end of boss blind tag goes hard

[lean trench]

in theory how far could a idol build even go

[normal lance]

idk though you might not beat ante 3

[hollow kraken]

How you did that one 3?

[wintry patrol]

yeah always skip for investment tag in early antes

[normal lance]

you need banner

[lost kindle]

bruu this was my best run man

[olive pendant]

hehehehehehhehehehe

[lean trench]

100es? definetly not nan without perk

[lost kindle]

debug mode

[olive pendant]

fatass

[frank sinew]

if ur talking abt the score thats normal for naninf

[hollow kraken]

Alr goodnight guys talk to y'all tomorrow

[wintry patrol]

the illusion of choice

[lost kindle]

america

[olive pendant]

i hate myself

[normal lance]

insanely hot take: hit the road is better than baron in normal ante 1-8 runs

[lost kindle]

baron is better once you build ur deck

[wintry patrol]

definitely agree with this

[hollow kraken]

If you go for just jacks

I assume

[olive pendant]

i just killed myself by playing my last hand on serpent thinking i was going to win like a fucking dumbass
e104/e110

[hollow kraken]

So that you can use all discards for max multi

[lost kindle]

top 10 serpent moments

[olive pendant]

top 10 i want to commit unspeakable acts to myself moments

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-kurt-cobain-nirvana-what-gif-26406675

do a kurt cobain

[lean trench]

i think im gonna let the cat die i dont feel like making glass

[lost kindle]

NOOOO

[normal lance]

Top 10 Funniest Poop Phone Pranks!

[lean trench]

i mean the run doesnt go anywhere

[olive pendant]

how do i cheat to revive myself?

[lean trench]

maybe a bit higher in the es

but like

it wont be a new hiscore for me so im over it

[static gulch]

The scaling after ante 10 is absolutely bonkers

[lost kindle]

there should be a restart button when u press esc

[lean trench]

fat cat tho

[lost kindle]

im jk

u cant

u have to rebuild

[olive pendant]

by cheating

[lost kindle]

yea but u cant revive to wherer u died

i dont think u can

[olive pendant]

how would i do that, though?

how do i give myself jokers and stuff

[lost kindle]

huh

wth

i tried playing high card

then this happend

[frank sinew]

probably save file editing

no idea how to though but i know you can in games like these

[lost kindle]

debug mode

[olive pendant]

does debug mode allowing me to get the stats and stuff?

[lost kindle]

NOO MY NANEINF RUN IN ANTE 3 (def not thru cheats)

[lost kindle]

yeap

[olive pendant]

how do i use it?

[worldly basin]

This is when you have to much skill🤑

[lost kindle]

do u have 7zip?

[frank sinew]

i think you can legit reach naninf before ante 8 but i don’t think they were doing it legit lol

[lost kindle]

ok search 7zip and download it

@olive pendant https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3232300941

[frank sinew]

i still haven’t even gotten a billion in one hand # noob

[olive pendant]

how do you open it with 7zip on w11?

[lost kindle]

do u have 7zip

if not download it

[olive pendant]

i dunno

[olive wraith]

I scored 10 million for the first time : )

[lost kindle]

ok search on google or anything

7zip download

after it finishes downloading

follow the webiste

[lost kindle]

congrats

now get naneinf

[olive wraith]

Maybe, if I put in 1,000 more hours in maybe

At least I know the set up though

[olive pendant]

the option doesn't appear
after right clicking, the entire ui is different

[lost kindle]

urm

idk then

this is what i see

[olive pendant]

my ui is different :(

can't even screenshot it

[lost kindle]

ima be honest im not even sure if 7zip is compatible w w11

anyways

should i change the title to be balala?

[olive pendant]

it is

[olive wraith]

Yes

[lost kindle]

ill do it after school]

or better yet

during school

i have balala on my sd card

[stone bone]

Fuck you verdant leaf

I had a negative joker tow card

[real coral]

Ngl, verdant leaf is the worst final boss blind. Who agrees?

[lost kindle]

whats verdant leaf

disable?

[olive pendant]

nature or smt
i dunno what nature looks like
haven't gone outside in years

[real coral]

Verdant leaf killed my run by 30 chips.

[frank sinew]

oh my god why isntt cryptid working

[stone bone]

Every time i beat this sob i live a little longer

[lost kindle]

verdant leaf is the one that disables jokers right?

[stone bone]

Until you sell one

[lost kindle]

whats that 💔

whats an outside 💔

[lost kindle]

ohh that

i once had matdor disabled on verdant leaf

[stone bone]

Sad

[olive pendant]

?!?!?!

[olive pendant]

any other way than debug mode?

[lost kindle]

i lost 8$ tht run 😢

[lost kindle]

uhm

mods

[grand saffron]

Holy shit I fucking love the ancient joker. Never got past ante 6 but oh my god

And purely doing flushes

[stone bone]

I got a fuckin blueprint with yorick it carried me

One hit wondered everything

Oh and summit

[olive pendant]

i think i would have gotten to ante 39 or at least close to it and gotten a naneinf for sure :(

[grand saffron]

Just hope the plant or some other boss blind doesn’t show up

[lost kindle]

how far would this run last

[simple magnet]

4 seconds

[lost kindle]

haha lasted more than 4 seconds

[simple magnet]

Astonishing

[lost kindle]

i got 5 consecutive "boss disabled"

[real coral]

If it was tribou or perk it would have been useful.

[lost kindle]

ok how abt now

[slim junco]

8 seconds now

[magic violet]

What is Chicot's ability?

[lost kindle]

disable boss blind

[magic violet]

...

damn

[lost kindle]

oh no

[lost kindle]

you were right

[magic violet]

lol

[lost kindle]

i did not last 8 seconds

[analog bone]

What's your current sell value

[slim junco]

lol

[unkempt pelican]

I unlocked invis joker and then went to endless:D

[lost kindle]

reroll more.

[main mural]

Got a little idea.
Imagine a Joker card where it can allow you to use in-hand card abilities when you play them? 🤔

[lost kindle]

gamble.

[lost kindle]

dont send the idea here localthunk might read them

(he doesnt read ANY suggestions)

[main mural]

Aw 😔

[lost kindle]

i wish chicot did more tho

like

2x mult per boss hand disabled

[magic violet]

64

[lost kindle]

w the ability to disable

[real coral]

I am going to sell you this instance!

[main mural]

Freaky joker card when? 🤔

[magic violet]

D:

But

[slim junco]

no

[real coral]

No buts!

[lost kindle]

scary face

[magic violet]

But I synergize with the other joker that grants multis based on the sale value whose name I haven't learned yet

[lost kindle]

legitamate business idea

buy casino

gamble casino

casino would be in foavour towards you

you win

🤯

[real coral]

audible sigh you have too much power.

[olive pendant]

your own money

[olive pendant]

buy casino, people gamble, get rich

[magic violet]

c?

[real coral]

I see your true potential.

[magic violet]

What if you ask the bank for a loan and with that money you buy the bank and pay off your debt and

[main mural]

Then gamble in your own casino

[olive pendant]

to win your own money?

[main mural]

Yah

[opal fog]

true or something like "add 1x per disabled"

[lost kindle]

if they made a movie, which one would be better:
metal gear solid
final fantasy

[lost kindle]

add 2x

[opal fog]

it would be peak

[main mural]

Mgs cause of realism 🤔

[lost kindle]

the solid metal gears

[shy dove]

final fantasy literally has a movie

[lost kindle]

it does?

[main mural]

My metal gear is solid

[shy dove]

advent children 🐈

[lost kindle]

what game would make an amazing movie

[dusky oasis]

My boss is big

[lost kindle]

balala

[main mural]

Big boss

[lost kindle]

my snake is solid

[main mural]

Blah blah blah

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-venom-snake-metal-gear-solid-invisible-gif-18439024004390367126

[lost kindle]

when you cant even say my name

[main mural]

We need a mgs balatro set

Big bust as king

[lost kindle]

big what

[main mural]

Big boos

[lost kindle]

we should make a balala movie

[main mural]

A balatro movie 🤔

[lost kindle]

yes

[main mural]

Like imagine

🤔

[dusky oasis]

Starring Jack black

I..... am jimbo!

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

[main mural]

The nether

[lost kindle]

there should be an ultrakill mod for evangelion

[main mural]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[magic violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-part-3-jotaro-raise-gif-14714079223144935251

[lost kindle]

steel ball run

my steel balls run

[dusky oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238567298582052864/1352789624027746416/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure.gif

[magic violet]

Your balls are mine now

[lost kindle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[main mural]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-17997916878979753001

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-mark-grayson-nolan-grayson-gif-6480547052217762637

[keen flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051350789064507484/1359714340361736202/copy_87FED0FA-3B4E-41FF-9E81-3047D13D91B8.gif

[honest lance]

Why is balatro called balala /srs

[strong rose]

• Hanging Chad [Eternal]
• Photograph
• Castle [Eternal] (+114 Chips)
• Ancient Joker [Eternal]
• Constellation (x2.7 Mult)

[lost kindle]

idk

[strong rose]

yellow deck purple stake win

[lost kindle]

sounds funny

[keen flint]

There’s a knockoff of balatro on the AppStore called balala

[lost kindle]

acc?

[dusky oasis]

There was a fake mobile games version called balala joker poker

[honest lance]

Ohhhhh yeah I think I remember seeing it one time

I thought it sounded familiar

[lost kindle]

i remember a youtuber playing it

cant remember who

[honest lance]

Must have gone to the back of my mind and i forgot about it

[honest lance]

Yo ts fire

[magic violet]

Nani!!?? Vertical balala??

[honest lance]

They got the AI generated images and everything

[dusky oasis]

Comic sans

[main mural]

Balatro 2 when 🤔

[lost kindle]

yo theres gross michael

and cave dishes

[keen flint]

Slopatro <3

[magic violet]

https://tenor.com/view/chicos-sans-undertale-realistic-funny-gif-6354296752445524517

[honest lance]

I love that the AI made the joker in the mirror image the DC Joker lmao

[main mural]

Maybe 🤔

[olive pendant]

some guy found this seed: U8RJYV6N
it has a nat negative blueprint and perkeo and with a negative tag, you can get a negative brainstorm and by buying every arcana pack on ante 4, there's another legendary, there's an early barons + mime
SenrabMJam

[dusky oasis]

Not reading allat

[lost kindle]

ah that run

the naneing

[main mural]

How about i just run 5 red jokers

🤔

[dusky oasis]

Good for you
Or sorry that happened

[lost kindle]

neg bp + perk

[lost kindle]

reach ante 8 with 5 chicots

[olive pendant]

negative blueprint, brainstorm and perkeo
early baron + mime
another legendary on ante 4

[main mural]

Not that one the other red joker

[lost kindle]

ik

still

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[main mural]

Still waiting on my Death Stranding balatro pack

[opal fog]

its literally one of the popular seeds

[olive pendant]

crazy

[honest lance]

Can we have balatro in fortnite

Can we have jimbo cranking 90s

[keen flint]

Joker backblings would be like the easiest things ever

[main mural]

A back bling maybe? 🤔

[dusky oasis]

Perkeo fortnite skin please

[honest lance]

Cavendish pickaxe when

[keen flint]

make gjinka designs for the finisher blinds

[main mural]

Can we give Jimbo a low taper fade? 🤔

[honest lance]

@ make it happen

[keen flint]

Buy my fortnite skin.

For 300,000 vbucks

[main mural]

Can we put Hatsune Miku in Balatro? 🤔

[honest lance]

Sorry you'll just have to imagine it

[honest lance]

Theres a mod for that

I dont remember the name

Neato jokers

Thats the one

@olive pendant what

[olive pendant]

what

[honest lance]

what

[main mural]

What

[olive pendant]

Why

[analog bone]

What

[olive pendant]

When

Who

Where

[analog bone]

How

[olive pendant]

Whow

[analog bone]

Lol

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-rogers-clown-joker-mr-rogers-gif-15771424223599792092

[real coral]

No one has the balls to @ everyonnnneeee

[real coral]

Cuz it would be nuclear

[opaque shard]

The voices

[stiff hull]

So ummm…. Hit the road might have actually just saved my run?

[analog bone]

[stiff hull]

I don’t know how this happened

[analog bone]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-the-road-jack-ray-charles-dont-you-come-back-no-more-rnb-gif-19107494

[torn zealot]

are you fucking kidding me

[analog bone]

Me when I get a negative popcorn

[stiff hull]

Hey that’s pretty good.

[mighty lantern]

Does anyone know good strategies for balatro by any chance im stuck at ante 5

[analog bone]

Which deck which stake

[honest lance]

Dont take edition joker tags for this very reason 🔥

[analog bone]

I'm a skip tag enthusiast

[mighty lantern]

Blue deck and basic difficulty. I've only been playing for 1-2 months

[opaque shard]

I want burger

Black deck gold stake

[stiff hull]

Focus on getting lots of money first. Then plus mult, then times mult

[honest lance]

Watch dr spectered and play the game more are the only tips you need rn

[stiff hull]

If you have money the game becomes so much easier

Cause you can just reroll for stuff

White stake becomes a joke once youve played for long enough

[honest lance]

Too vague of a tip for it to be useful, its just play the game more

Sometimes you might want to get jokers early

Sometimes you save money

Depends

[stiff hull]

Yeah, but I remember struggling cause I always bought everything in the shop all the time

[honest lance]

Youll learn by playing the game more

[honest lance]

Yeah ok thats fair

[mighty lantern]

I only buy jokers after the first boss bind

[honest lance]

But yeah watch dr spectered and how he plays the game

[mighty lantern]

👍

[stiff hull]

There’s always a buffoon pack in the first shop. I usually open that one at least. Then if I don’t like what I get I sell it

But there’s lots of little things too.
Unfortunately, there is only so many tips to give before you need to start just trusting your inner balatro instincts

[honest lance]

https://youtu.be/oqU1IvCW-XA?si=aMiCa39o69s_4NW7 https://youtu.be/atVF4VLHks4?si=8qrxDhcrAm_mmHHb best videos to watch imo

[cobalt wing]

chat i made another bad decision except this one is good because for some reason it boosts my productivity

[honest lance]

The reason is that tracks that go on and on and on and on helps you stay focused

[stiff hull]

Balatro university especially is ridiculous. The guy has a win streak of 40 on GOLD stake.

I have never heard of anyone even having a win streak that high, let alone on gold stake

[honest lance]

Thats why listening to one 50 minute song is better than having a playlist

[honest lance]

63

[cobalt wing]

yeah i know but i feel like when i listen to the balatro loop my braincells double

from 1/2 of a braincell to a full one

[stiff hull]

Goddamn, unstoppable

[honest lance]

He got completionist+ while not losing a single run

Its incredible

[stiff hull]

It activated the latent card counting instincts in your brain

[honest lance]

Wait no, 66

[cobalt wing]

yea sure

[honest lance]

https://youtu.be/IuDjUhYTTgQ?si=aLL6X2YTK9Jjh1LI

[cobalt wing]

uhm

[honest lance]

Also its completionist++

[torn zealot]

well i am new how am i supposed to know

[cobalt wing]

that guy is insane

[torn zealot]

never played a deck builder in my life

[honest lance]

You play the game more and watch dr spectered if you TRULY want to get better at the game

[honest lance]

That guy is indeed insane

[cobalt wing]

even 100%ing balatro is insane

let alone no losses

[honest lance]

Undisputed goat right there

LEBROOOOOON

[torn zealot]

what he fuck

[torn zealot]

i wnat to play the game bro]

[honest lance]

Dw play the game

[honest lance]

Its the beat way to learn

[stiff hull]

This isnt yugio why are you in the shadow dimension?

[cobalt wing]

?

[torn zealot]

did you not see i got two stoners from that

[cobalt wing]

and??

[shy dove]

pairs are bad? this is news to me, as theyre usually the builds most likely to win 🐈

[short merlin]

do you take a retriggering stone card

[cobalt wing]

thats pretty common

[torn zealot]

the fuck do i use stone card for

[short merlin]

or will you take the unplayable stone card

[shy dove]

chips 🐈

[torn zealot]

50 chips lol

[cobalt wing]

i use pairs a lot bc theyre easy to draw and scale quick

[shy dove]

50 chips is a decent amount 🐈

[short merlin]

high card, pair, 2p, 3oak and 4oak can use stone

and if you have four fingers

[pallid rover]

poop

[shy dove]

also stone cards are able to be played from any hand

[short merlin]

potentially also straight, flush and sf

[cobalt wing]

man

[shy dove]

so you can give them gold seals and get money 🐈

[cobalt wing]

fire name btw

[shy dove]

also, they cant be debuffed by boss blinds 🐈

[cobalt wing]

see what i did there? @pallid rover

[shy dove]

quite a useful enhancement 🐈

[torn zealot]

"scale quick" the violet vessel

[pallid rover]

yea xd

[short merlin]

what about verdant leaf

[shy dove]

now now, lets not get pedantic here. i meant suit boss blinds 🐈

[cobalt wing]

you might be one of the first people to ever say that

[pallid rover]

i had a pretty godly joker setup, just didn't have the right cards to play

[cobalt wing]

but i mean

atleast they arent wild cards

[honest lance]

Aw man another double blueprint run wasted

[stiff hull]

Deck modification my beloved

[cobalt wing]

average credit card user

[pallid rover]

ikkkk

[torn zealot]

lets you roleplay as a gacha player

[cobalt wing]

real

[shy dove]

my pair builds usually beat violet vessel 🐈

[stiff hull]

It’s just like real life. Run out of money, get credit card, max out credit card, no money again but youre in debt and the bank takes all your interest

[shy dove]

its usually a matter of "do you have solid xmult" or nor 🐈

i mean sometimes they lose, but sometimes you lose too 🐈

[stiff hull]

I find crimson heart FAR worse than vessel. I find it hard to believe it’s truly random with how often it debuffs the exact joker that makes my run work

[short merlin]

here's a tip
if invisible joker is ready and there is a verdant leaf coming up

[shy dove]

crimson heart and vessel are definitely the strongest 2 🐈

[short merlin]

wait until you get to verdant leaf before you sell it

[shy dove]

debuffed cards rarely matter much and if they do you can always sell 🐈

[short merlin]

this way you get an extra joker and disable the blind

[shy dove]

shuffling jokers isnt that bad without being able to do the exploit 🐈

[stiff hull]

Amber acorn be like “haha! I’ve taken away youre ability to read jokers!… wait all you have is xmult? Oh no.”

[shy dove]

and 1 card being selected is generally easy to play around 🐈

[short merlin]

just record your game and slow down the footage

[honest prism]

You go through all that trouble?

[stiff hull]

Cerulean bell is either a non issue or curb stomps you into the dirt, no in between

[vale fog]

you don't even have to
hold a joker by selecting it and it won't move
then play a hand to figure where everything else is

[vale fog]

always laugh at users who lose to bell

[stiff hull]

When my ride the bus build gets a face card chosen 🤡

[vale fog]

discard it

[shy dove]

you just discard or play a pair or play an ace 🐈

[torn zealot]

guys i think

i think i lose this

[vale fog]

rip time to hold R

[shy dove]

certified flint moment 🐈

[short merlin]

you have 221 x 19 chips and mult

[torn zealot]

this game makes me want to kill myself

with the insane discard luck

[short merlin]

four fingers is an uncommon joker

[torn zealot]

i've been trying to get uncommons

unfortunately the shop decided to give me the FUCKING rare jokers

[short merlin]

baseball card gives x1.5 for the joker

[olive wraith]

I just got a funny idea, peridolia and Midas mask

[short merlin]

so you will get 28.5 mult in the end

you won't lose

if you keep drawing straights

[vale fog]

the boss is disabled

[polar cargo]

guys jen walter dmed me

[vale fog]

then dm them

don't click on suspicious links

[polar cargo]

ok

[olive pendant]

why not?
i liek gambling

[dawn sky]

beat Green-Checkered using the Stonks strat

[crude cloak]

I finally reached E

Feels good

[pallid hawk]

weemaxing

nvm run dead but i hit 1k

[dusky oasis]

That's a big wee

[dawn sky]

Died at 11-Boss (the 28 Mil of Green Ante 11 was too far for my setup) but I got a bunch unlocked

[native musk]

Highest constellation I've ever achieved in vanilla

[finite shadow]

flushpilled

[native musk]

best hand

What deck?

[finite shadow]

wdym

[native musk]

what deck were you using for that hand?

[finite shadow]

ive hit naneinf on both plasma and ghost, could be from either

[cedar glade]

wait until you get a blueprint baron mime build your gameplay will change forever

[finite shadow]

tell me about it

[native musk]

I've tried to get a baron run going but ive never been able to

[cedar glade]

what was your strat for your C++? Did you go for the shitty jokers first during your C+ or did you anaglyph or something else

[crude cloak]

I… did

[cedar glade]

If it didn’t reach e it wasn’t a real baron mime build

[finite shadow]

anaglyph spam tbh

switched between anaglyph, ghost and yellow

[crude cloak]

It did reach E

[cedar glade]

yellow deck my beloved

[crude cloak]

I’m confused

[cedar glade]

ahh I thought you meant that was your first ever e, my baf

[finite shadow]

and then after that just kind of solely starte playing only for naneinf lul

[cedar glade]

peak

I hope that by the time I have my c++ 1.1 comes out and I’ll have more incentive to play

[crude cloak]

It was, it was a blueprint baron mime build that reached E

My first E

Now I’m double confused

[cedar glade]

[cedar glade]

that THIS was your first e

[finite shadow]

I do notice that the round numbers seem super low and flush being most played hand doesn't make much sense, and 2k seems super low as well. strange lol

[crude cloak]

It was?

[finite shadow]

I just checked on my phone and my most played hand is high card with 11k, and I'm like 25 jokers away from c++ on that save. so thats weird

naneinf does fuck your stats up tho i just remembered

[uneven edge]

interesting

[cedar glade]

im so lost let’s just put this behind us

[finite shadow]

this guy gets it

zoahl my goat

[cedar glade]

oh my god

[uneven edge]

don’t mind the sneaky scary face

[crude cloak]

To be clear, it was my first run to reach E using blueprint baron mime, and the screenshot was from the first hand I played that reached E, so I did discover baron mime blueprint

[finite shadow]

necessary for early plasma if you cant find photo and dont have high card leveled thp

[cedar glade]

do you remember how many jonklers you had a gold sticker on when you were done with your C+?

[uneven edge]

yeah I only play endless plasma so that’s the reason why 💀

I could’ve c++ like 3 times with the time i’ve put into mobile

[finite shadow]

i been switching back and forth between endless plasma and gold ghost cuz there's like nothing else to do lmao

[uneven edge]

im just trying to naneinf in every way possible

[finite shadow]

I been mostly ripping it out on my phone tho

like crazy

[uneven edge]

same

i only play mobile now tbh

even though it eats battery

I need to naneinf with chicot and bean bug

then i’ll quit

[torn zealot]

ba;atrp

balator

baltaro

balatro

FUCK

[uneven edge]

yep

[rare yew]

dw I can't remember the name sometimes

[cedar glade]

the second you decide to quit localthunk will release 1.1

speak of the fucking devil

[solar portal]

what the FUCK

[uneven edge]

dw he’ll simply remove the bean bug and make me quit faster

[vale fog]

what a lousy employee, you should get fired

[solar portal]

my little brother used to call it balatrou

[uneven edge]

“bug”

[cinder root]

chat do i copy big hack or michael

[cedar glade]

why remove exploits if people play the game for them