🎙・server-chat

[red hamlet]

but at least the straights get to eat good

[delicate bison]

sometimes it takes a couple seconds for everything to come back. maybe it's a Internet issue? I'm no dev or sentient smart tho so u might gotta check wit those who are

[red hamlet]

did you swap profiles?

[shrewd imp]

I'm so excited for invincible season 4

[calm cypress]

Happy Easter btw 🐰

[red hamlet]

happy 4/20*

[eternal trellis]

nope, I have checked that bc I thought that as well...

[trim parcel]

are you kidding me

ante 1

I CANT USE IT

[red hamlet]

L joker

[shrewd imp]

are you sure?

[calm cypress]

can't use it yet

but you can dream

[thorn schooner]

lmao why not

[trim parcel]

ante 2*

forgot

[red hamlet]

abandoni deckoni?

[shrewd imp]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[trim parcel]

plasma

[calm cypress]

now u know what to build towards

[trim parcel]

if i got this on Zodiac id be hype

[fathom fjord]

This might be the best worst seed

[calm cypress]

plasma is fine there i think

[delicate bison]

Ceremonial Dagger, Madness, Burnt Joker, Vampire, and Burglar stole all of Tryston's shit 💔

[shy dove]

mr baron is not very good i think 🐈

[red hamlet]

it's not a great ante 8 joker

[trim parcel]

do i yoink the barojn

im just tryig to get to ante 8 anyway

[shy dove]

no, i wouldnt do so 🐈

doesnt contribute to your score right now and is hard to build with without heavy hand levels, good deckfixing and an uncommon joker 🐈

[cloud valve]

Watched the new Murph video on upcoming balatro updates and the most astonishing news was that Local is chatting in the discord again Kappa

[thorn schooner]

why are you putting cats in between your text

[trim parcel]

localthunk summoning ritual

[delicate bison]

why aren't you 🐈

[shy dove]

im a kitty cat 🐈

mrow 🐈

[red hamlet]

localthunk if he was funky

localfunk

[trim parcel]

the real question is why am i putting negative_squared_cross_mark at the end of my messages ❎

there is no answer ❎

[red hamlet]

because consumable is spelled consumeable in the balatro code

and straight flushes check for straights and flushes
and not straight flushes

[delicate bison]

localthunk if he was stinky
localstunk

[trim parcel]

what does this have to do with ❎

[red hamlet]

localthunk if he was a bed salesman

localbunk

[trim parcel]

what if the sky was pink would bluesky be called pinksky

[shrewd imp]

localthunk if he had bad hygiene

[red hamlet]

localthunk if he was hench
localhunk

[shrewd imp]

localstunk

[delicate bison]

localthunk if he was a rock musician

localpunk

[red hamlet]

localthunk if he wasn't very smart
locallunk

[opaque shard]

localthunk if he was a critic

vocalthunk

[trim parcel]

localthunk if he was an alcoholic
localdrunk

[shy dove]

localthunk if he proved others wrong
localdebunk 🐈

[delicate bison]

these shouldn't be as funny as they are 💀

[red hamlet]

we love brainrot

[cloud valve]

Localthunk if he played basketball
Localdunk 🏀

[trim parcel]

localthunk if he was small
localshrunk

[delicate bison]

localthunk if he was a striped mammal
localskunk

[opaque shard]

localthunk if he was a clown
localhonk

[delicate bison]

localthunk if he was climate change
globalgunk

[trim parcel]

localthunk if he was trash
localjunk

[red hamlet]

damn it

beat me to it

[trim parcel]

trola

[quasi yacht]

guys is that possible to beat ante 32 with baron burglar setup?

[opaque shard]

localthunk if he was a phone
phonecallthunk

[delicate bison]

[quasi yacht]

without perkeo

[delicate bison]

jk, idk

[trim parcel]

I both hate you and also respect you at the same time

[opaque shard]

Okay last one

localthunk if he didn't like birds
mockallflocks

[quasi yacht]

well towards bean and dna i think its possible

[solemn elm]

Thank you The Wizard of ENA: Dream BBQ Fame

[trim parcel]

no, screw you
localthunk's vehicle of choice
localtruck

localthunk's back of the truck
localtrunk

[cold lichen]

Show man the goat

Average challenge deck run

[surreal summit]

Bro….

[rich seal]

what do i sell for invis

yes it is unseeded

yes they are natural

[surreal summit]

I’d sell the x2 flush or the onyx

[vale bramble]

131 baby!

[dusky oasis]

Take it

[languid narwhal]

Ok, I have to ask: what's the difference between server-chat and game-discussion channels?
Both of them seem to have almost the same content, so why?

[dusky oasis]

Server chat is general discussion

Game discussion is only talking about the game

I assume

[red hamlet]

Game discussion is full of 🤓

Server chat is full of

[languid narwhal]

This manages to explain everything and nothing at the same time

[red hamlet]

Game discussion has nerds that optimise the fun out of the game for maximum big number

Server chat chads take the funny options like rare skips

[dusky oasis]

I take every skip tag except economy and negative

[languid narwhal]

Game discussion is the brain, server chat is the heart

[uneven edge]

only valid skip is juggler

👀

[dusky oasis]

Game discussion is nerds
Server chat is gamers

[red hamlet]

Only valid skip is swiping left on pictures of you

[uneven edge]

rizz

[red hamlet]

"rizz"

[karmic iris]

is this really on google

[uneven edge]

i’m astonished this is a google term

[red hamlet]

google takes it from Oxford Languages

swiping left/right has been in the online dictionaries for a while

[cedar spindle]

Random question but isnt it better to copy the mimes instead of barons with blueprint/brainstor when u got steel kings cos mimes gonna retrigger baron and steel and if u copy baron itd just be one x1.5

[quasi yacht]

first time seing negative blackboard

looks goofy

[uneven edge]

it’s better to balance them out always

[cedar spindle]

Y

[red hamlet]

steel baron
mime
steel baron
mime(bp)
steel baron

6

steel baron bp
mime
steel baron bp

6

[uneven edge]

not balanced = less score

[red hamlet]

it's just how the math works out

[cedar spindle]

So confusing but ill trust strangers on the internet for math i dont understand

[karmic iris]

oh wow

[red hamlet]

once you add red seals

steel baron bp
mime
steel baron bp
red seal
steel baron bp
9

steel baron
mime
steel baron
bp
steel baron
red seal
steel baron
8

[karmic iris]

i always forget online dictionaries add terms

like brainrot

[red hamlet]

merriam-webster has skibidi

[karmic iris]

are you serious

[robust warren]

Flint and steel 🔥🔥🔥

[dusky oasis]

The nether

[red hamlet]

merriam is super based

[dusky oasis]

We sigmas are all successful

[red hamlet]

calling myself a sigma male with b-cups

[quasi yacht]

lol

in arcana pack i saw 2 hang man

and now

cant hang it

[red hamlet]

waht the fuck are you

[quasi yacht]

XDD

[red hamlet]

oh black board

god it looks fucking weird negative

[quasi yacht]

yes

[red hamlet]

i've never seen it negative

shit looks like a modded joker

[quasi yacht]

YES YES HANG ME

[safe ledge]

hellooo chat

[quasi yacht]

hi

[red hamlet]

hello goth gardevoir

[safe ledge]

shiny Gallade

😭

[red hamlet]

i'm afraid that's not a real pokemon

[safe ledge]

whats wrong with my boy Gallade

💔

[red hamlet]

cool oc

[safe ledge]

i am a huge fan of Gardy though

she's one of my favorite pokemon

[quasi yacht]

ok i got 2nd mime

[red hamlet]

here's what wrong

it does not need hte hips

[safe ledge]

what

[quasi yacht]

thanks murphy

[red hamlet]

it's so weirdge

[shy dove]

gimme a min i have something cool somewhere 🐈

[safe ledge]

wow so now we're fat shaming 💔

[red hamlet]

uhmmmmm

[safe ledge]

i have this card in my collection

one of my favorite arts

[red hamlet]

I would never fat shame

[safe ledge]

WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE THAT LMAO

[red hamlet]

because in a friend server we have a quotes channel

[safe ledge]

funniest shit ive seen today

[shy dove]

@safe ledge

[safe ledge]

cuss words are fine here right i havent read the rules

[shy dove]

i cooked this up last year 🐈

[safe ledge]

oooh darkrai gallade could be sick

that looks neato burrito

[shy dove]

no you cant say fuck shit or ass 🐈

[safe ledge]

last year i modded my ds and gave my 10 year old white 2 save 2 shiny regigigases

[shy dove]

so dont say any of those words ever 🐈

[red hamlet]

absolutely fucking no

[safe ledge]

theres not even a rules channel

[red hamlet]

#📜・rules

@m0ds

[shy dove]

check the server guide 🐈

[safe ledge]

WHY IS IT NOT HERE UNLESS I CLICK THAT 😭

[shy dove]

and includes your display name
oh 🐈

[red hamlet]

becuase it's discord

god forbid discord does something right

[shy dove]

ill have to ignore that 🐈

[safe ledge]

wait is localthunk just one guy i thought it was a team of people making balatro

[red hamlet]

just a dude

[safe ledge]

that is way more impressive

chat im getting pokemon journey together this weekend lets go

[red hamlet]

the game is held together with duct tape

[safe ledge]

ive managed to stay mostly spoiler free for the good pulls

[safe ledge]

im currently watching someone play 😭

[quasi yacht]

are you kidding me

3rd natural negative

https://tenor.com/view/aguhiyori-agu-seal-seal-cute-agu-gif-3795962700274030828

[safe ledge]

watching a fella try to beat gold stake

this is the 6th video hes made on it

[red hamlet]

some nerd beat black deck on gold stake without jokers

[pastel hornet]

hello chat

[quasi yacht]

i remember watched how woman playing nebula deck and skipping

blinds

https://tenor.com/view/игорь-линк-линк-igor-link-игорьлинк-igorlink-gif-8646888995555484398

[red hamlet]

?

[safe ledge]

whats nebula deck

[uneven edge]

is thst the +1 hand size joker??

[uneven edge]

or +1 discard

[safe ledge]

THEY DONE HELD JIMBO HOSTAGE

[quasi yacht]

+1 discard

[uneven edge]

ah okay

still rlly nice

[red hamlet]

no, that's +1 hand size

it's juggler lmfao

[quasi yacht]

i mean all this negative

would be selled

[red hamlet]

ah my bad

[quasi yacht]

if u found invisible

[red hamlet]

i'm blind af

i thought drunkard doesn't throw the bottles

[safe ledge]

guys is it true that Localthunk's irl name is John Balatro

[quasi yacht]

?

[red hamlet]

it's the same shit but with a bottle instead

[late falcon]

I can't seem to unlock invis

[safe ledge]

invisible? this guy?

[dire smelt]

@quasi yacht get some bps and brainstorms and ur set

[opal fog]

painted deck

[red hamlet]

did you buy a joker when you were at 4 then sell one?

[quasi yacht]

yea i need that

also i need both retcon and director cut

and antimatter

[waxen trail]

Woah! Its the showman

[quasi yacht]

ahah i mean i still need get out of showman

[safe ledge]

jibo

[quasi yacht]

for better chances for bp/bs

[safe ledge]

balatro live action movie whos playing jimbo

[uneven edge]

what’s your cards?

[red hamlet]

we don't need a balatro movie

[quasi yacht]

🙏

[uneven edge]

you sold showman for another dna?

[safe ledge]

"A Balatro Movie"

[quasi yacht]

yes

[uneven edge]

controversial

[quasi yacht]

no

[uneven edge]

i wouldn’t of done that imo

[quasi yacht]

i need get out of showman

[uneven edge]

no you don’t

[quasi yacht]

for better chances to find

blueprint

[uneven edge]

you need copies of blueprint and brainstorm

[quasi yacht]

and brainstorm

i dont need 3rd mime

i have 2 mimes

for now

[uneven edge]

but you also need copies of blueprint and brainstorm

not just one of each

[quasi yacht]

i can roll for showman again

[red hamlet]

actually

[uneven edge]

yeah true but now the work is harder

more money you have to sink

when you could’ve just kept the showman

[red hamlet]

what you need to do is reset and go next run because you beat ante 8 and there's no point continuing

[covert obsidian]

How do I report a suspicios account on this server? they asked me something about depositing 3k in my bank account

[red hamlet]

DM a mod

[quasi yacht]

work harder with showman too

more shit it the shop

well time to sell all negatives and maybe dna

[opal fog]

baron and mime

[quasi yacht]

big broblem that i dont want 3rd mime

[uneven edge]

sell a mime then

for less chance of hitting it

bp has you covered

[quasi yacht]

i also do not want 2nd dna

and honestly dont think i need it right now

[uneven edge]

so sell dna too

[covert obsidian]

is there a way to duplicate jokers?

[red hamlet]

invisible joker

[quasi yacht]

you can see on picture

[red hamlet]

blueprint and brainstorm can copy effects

showman can make a copy appear in the shop or packs

[opaque shard]

I wonder what the thunker thunks about black deck in its current state

[covert obsidian]

Interesting

[covert obsidian]

I keep losing on ante 4 I believe I do something bad

[quasi yacht]

just play more

[covert obsidian]

wait what? But I sometimes do pretty well on black deck lmao

[opaque shard]

Understandable

[uneven edge]

play more

[covert obsidian]

keep gambling 💀

[quasi yacht]

YES ECTO

so it cant hit dna thats good

[covert obsidian]

For a royal flush do all of them have to be from the same suit?

[quasi yacht]

but i still gonna sell

[red hamlet]

that's what a flush is, yeah

1. Try to stay above 25 dollars
   This'll maximize your passive interest and net you 5 bucks every blind you beat on top of other money like blind reward and money for hands left

2. Try to use scaling jokers
   Scaling jokers are the best way to score a lot

3. DO NOT SKIP
   Skips will almost NEVER generate more value than just playing a blind
   You miss out on

• Joker scaling
• Money from blind + interest + hand left
  While usually only getting 8 dollars or less of value
  Only skip that's actually worth it is the 25 dollars for beating the boss in 1st ante

4. Don't undervalue lower value hands like pair or two pair
   With the right jokers you can beat the fuck out of the run using hands like pair, 3 of a kind etc.

some times

In the first ante try to play high value hands like full house, straight or flush
they'll beat small blind in 1 hand, big blind and boss in 2

[covert obsidian]

cool tips, let's try them

[jovial basin]

What about negative skips, nd nlglyth dck

[red hamlet]

anaglyph cheats by letting you generate more value from skips
and in some cases you can get more value than you would for just playing

but usually it's not worth it

[jovial basin]

Sotty fr spelling, drunk as shit rn idk why I'm here

[red hamlet]

because yeah
that negative skip COULD be a dna or a baron

but it could also just be fucking jolly joker or splash 😭

[quasi yacht]

i found another showman

chill

[fading nest]

Skipping for money can be worth it if you have like 5 of the best jokers already

[quasi yacht]

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-horse-gif-17701749968491873999

[inner tiger]

Thoughts on showman: do you think he should tweak how multiple of the same card will show up in a select one pack, or is that just showbiz baby

[red hamlet]

especially not if you have scaling joekrs

[red hamlet]

that's just showbiz

cause remember

for every time you get 2 jimbos in a buffoon pack

you could get this in a mega

[inner tiger]

I disagreed until I typed it out like that now I like it

[fading nest]

Lol got the seed for that one?

[quasi yacht]

what should i copy here

baron or mime

[tawny inlet]

collect my pages

[red hamlet]

baron

[uneven edge]

copy blueprint

[fading nest]

I think it makes no difference

[uneven edge]

👀

[red hamlet]

copy baron

and then once you press play

move it to mime

[inner tiger]

Through quit-scumming I've tested things like this. No matter what pack you select or which card you choose you get the same jokers

[quasi yacht]

yea i know

[red hamlet]

i think they were testing it with debug mod to spawn in a showman

not my pic, should've mentioned

[inner tiger]

Related He actually said he wants to get rid of this

Anything that has to do with moving jokers after you ship

[fading nest]

Does that actually do something?

[red hamlet]

copy baron - bigger score
Move it to mime - golden cards retrigger to give more money

blueprint effectively ends up counting as 2 different jokers

[inner tiger]

Yeah. The hand scores according to the homer order, then the jokers score in their order

So you can change the order while it's being scored

[fading nest]

Darn didn't know that.

[red hamlet]

he said he doesn't like it and it's not intended
it's why it doesn't work with eco jokers for end of round
i don't think he said he wants to get rid of it

[inner tiger]

He is very vague ya

I don't think he can change it at this point. It's been a feature for too long

[red hamlet]

lmao

wheeze

yes he can

blue stake is getting reworked

[inner tiger]

Yes...

[quasi yacht]

well

[inner tiger]

Kids these days.

I'm crashing out

[red hamlet]

bro

are you 30

[uneven edge]

next goal is to get a brainstorm

[inner tiger]

In kidding lol

[uneven edge]

and get rid of mime

[inner tiger]

But new players gonna have easier stakes

[red hamlet]

yes

[quasi yacht]

you mean sell blueprint and get another mime

https://tenor.com/view/thematrixreloaded-matrix-reloaded-neo-keanureeves-gif-3449253871426083114

[uneven edge]

oh yeah totally

that’s the best move

[quasi yacht]

well

[inner tiger]

Of course he can but he's a nice fella if the community hates it he won't do it

[uneven edge]

there you go

[inner tiger]

Or maybe he would

He probably will

[red hamlet]

pretty sure he's nerfing mail in rebate

[inner tiger]

He's such an asshoke

[uneven edge]

what’s your cards and vouchers?

[red hamlet]

it really doesn't matter what the community likes or hates

if it's broken, it's getting nerfed

[uneven edge]

you could naneinf pretty easily

[red hamlet]

no burglor yet

[red hamlet]

also cards are gold

not steels

[quasi yacht]

no antimatter no retcon

i can do steel

if i need

[uneven edge]

oh u need anti matter

[inner tiger]

I always wondered why mir was $5 and to do list was $4 💀

[uneven edge]

he’s on ante 13 😭

[quasi yacht]

also no 2nd lvl of seed money

[uneven edge]

I don’t think he needs those yet

[quasi yacht]

yea

[red hamlet]

because sometimes to-do list just throws a pair at you

[uneven edge]

im just saying the potential is very much there

[inner tiger]

Still you'd think the reverse would be more balanced all together

[uneven edge]

i’d sell out of showman for colas to get voucher skips

[quasi yacht]

idk how i can get naneinf

[uneven edge]

and a DNA

[quasi yacht]

brobably with

burglar

[uneven edge]

get ALOT of money

[quasi yacht]

at the serpent

maybe

[red hamlet]

you need 45 cards in hand before playing to get naneinf
and they have to be red steel kings

[uneven edge]

and hope for retcon and antimatter

you have 11 antes to do so

12 more or so actually

[fading nest]

Is naneinf possible without legendary jokers?

[quasi yacht]

yes

[uneven edge]

yep

[red hamlet]

yeah

[covert obsidian]

should retrigger cards be at start or end of joker slots?

[red hamlet]

doesn't matter

[uneven edge]

doesn’t matter

[covert obsidian]

oh okay

[uneven edge]

that’s the only way

[red hamlet]

Retrigger will always proc after all effects

[uneven edge]

non legendary

[quasi yacht]

juggle tag could help

but its not

that common

[uneven edge]

I mean it does but like I said you jus wanna farm as much money rn

get both hand size vouchers and pray for antimatter and retcon

if not then no naneinf

you also need dna when ante 24 comes around

or bean

to live

[quasi yacht]

wait sure no hand size

voucher

[quasi yacht]

yea i died at ante 24 today

[uneven edge]

it’s a pretty specific setup

[uneven edge]

yeah

[quasi yacht]

no ecto no antimatter

[uneven edge]

you’ll def get it very soon

if ur already getting that far

[calm cypress]

WHY WONT YOU DIE!!!!!!!

I've had this stupid banana head since ante 2 this is stupid

haven't skipped any rounds

except 1 double

[red hamlet]

I was testing once if eternal affects food jokers

Put on banana

It lived from ante 1 round 1 to past the boss

Lmfao

Tried again with 5
4 died after 1 round

[true flax]

literally both jokers i wanted

ok who do i drop

thinking on sock and midas

[calm cypress]

midas for sure

not a scorer

[true flax]

all of my cards have red deck

red SEAL

srry

all of my cards have a red seal

at least my scoring ones

[calm cypress]

yo dawg heard u like fives

[quasi yacht]

xd

4 natural negatives

[calm cypress]

double 5 hit on ouija

[quasi yacht]

in this run

thats fun

[uneven edge]

drop the photo chad’s

you don’t need them anymore

[calm cypress]

need me a hack fib and I'm golden

[uneven edge]

bloodstone sock and buskin will do so much more

[opaque shard]

I'm a soursop now

[uneven edge]

are they face cards?

im assuming they are

[quasi yacht]

what

[compact lynx]

the more you look the worse it gets

[quasi yacht]

CHAD

this seed is broken i swear

or im so licky

[uneven edge]

goat

[calm cypress]

this banana is unkillable

[quasi yacht]

wait my heart just stopped

for a second

[quasi yacht]

i thought

i wil loose

[true flax]

yes

[uneven edge]

if you haven’t already

get rid of photochad

it’s unnecessary now

with oops all 6 and bloodstone

[true flax]

wtf is this pack i literally just got that one voucher

[uneven edge]

i wouldn’t ecto

BRUH

[compact lynx]

the more you look the worse it gets

[uneven edge]

you got rid of sock and buskin

👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

[true flax]

ok

[calm cypress]

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

[red hamlet]

😔 yeah

[uneven edge]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

it’s their run

so it is what it is

[quasi yacht]

ok e80 with +3 on bean

[opaque shard]

Me choosing what to pick when a booster pack actually has all good options

[quasi yacht]

and serpent

[red hamlet]

wait

bro even thought about selling midas

😭 BRO

man

[quasi yacht]

bro fucking to do list

again negative

[uneven edge]

LOL

yeah it’s very questionable

[red hamlet]

actually now tha ti see

[uneven edge]

and they asked as well

[red hamlet]

they sold midas and sock for dna and oops

😔 should've sold chad midas fr

dropping 5 extra bloodstone procs instead of the 2 😔

[true flax]

lmao

[quasi yacht]

?

this isnt funny anymore

[opaque shard]

Stop taking negatives and save 5 dollar

[red hamlet]

temperance value

[true flax]

most shop negatives only serve as emotional support anyways

[sudden kettle]

...

16 antes

I haven't even beaten gold stake yet :(

Or like

Red

[uneven edge]

yes

[quasi yacht]

god bless

right before i sell mail in rebate for luchador just for be safe next ante

[true flax]

this run is really boring

[quasi yacht]

yea

i miss alot of vouchers

[daring dagger]

The torture begins

[real coral]

Hello server chat.

[red hamlet]

hello, funky duck

[true flax]

emotional support negative wrathful

[olive pendant]

nice setup on an unseeded* run

*brainstorm mod for a charm tag to get perkeo and temperance, then an ankh, rest is unseeded

but technically, i could reset runs over and over again until i got that, but it'd take literal years

[real coral]

I joined balatro like a week ago and im on the yellow deck tryna complete it.

[uneven edge]

canio?

[quasi yacht]

thats gg

or not

[olive pendant]

got another legendary lmao
was for temperance value
i'm rich now
sold it and chad for ecto

[uneven edge]

also chad lol

get that brainstorm fool

[quasi yacht]

ok im alive

for this ante

next ante dead if no hand size voucher

[uneven edge]

also I think ur not saving your cryptids enough

[olive pendant]

i just got them
:/

[uneven edge]

unless you just got it

yeah thought so

then it’s fine

u need brainstorm now

[olive pendant]

current setup
praying for showman or brainstorm

holy sheet i have 2 joker spots left with dna

so 3 without

[desert hinge]

I have gotten my grandpa into Balatro to the point where my tablet died on him and said can you charge this?

[red hamlet]

remember to bopy baron for scoring

[wintry patrol]

keep two slots open so riff raff can give natural negatives as well trust

[quasi yacht]

natural negative abstract and miss guy

this seed is

idk

how

give me vouchers

not this shit

[olive pendant]

i'm copying dna, i don't even need the scoring

[red hamlet]

i mean yeah you'll beat the fuck out of early antes

but later, yknow

[olive pendant]

my feelings are hurt
ante 12 is an early ante? :(
i mean, yeah, but.. my record was 14 or smt 😭

[wintry patrol]

is this optimal round 4

probably should restart i don't think i'm gonna make it

[olive pendant]

no, you need a glass king only deck with 1m$ and 1741254 sock n buskins
you're gonna die...

[uneven edge]

nah it’s shit

just restart

[uneven edge]

for what your doing

ante 12 is VERY early

[red hamlet]

you should build some Dreadspears to have charge defence against units

[wintry patrol]

ohhh thanks

[olive pendant]

would you consider my naneinf legitimate even though i used brainstorm?
if i got it

[red hamlet]

unsseded (filtered)

is technically the tag

because you could literally just reroll constantly until you find arcana skip
and pop it for perkeo
and keep resetting if it's not

[uneven edge]

yeah since it isn’t seeded

and yeah that too

[quasi yacht]

gg

[uneven edge]

you could technically just take HOURS to find a perkeo off rip

[dusty jay]

Hey gyys

[uneven edge]

and it would be the same

[olive pendant]

:D

[dusty jay]

How is everyone

[red hamlet]

awful

terrible

[quasi yacht]

2 barons 1 mime right

copying

[red hamlet]

yuuup

and play the goldilocks

[pallid hawk]

do i take invis here and sell oops?

[dusty jay]

Glad to heaar

[dusty jay]

Did you say poops

[red hamlet]

sell scary

[uneven edge]

sell scary

[wintry patrol]

anything it copies here is good except scary face

[pallid hawk]

scary face is my main scorer....

[quasi yacht]

o7

[real coral]

Guys, i have a question. What is the percent chance of candice breaking?

[red hamlet]

are you on plasma?

[dusty jay]

About

[pallid hawk]

yes

[red hamlet]

that explains it

mid deck
i have nothing to add

[wintry patrol]

oh lol.

[uneven edge]

what ante?

[pallid hawk]

9

[red hamlet]

reset go next run

[olive pendant]

:0 mail-in rebate + full king deck + copy is insane

[bold badge]

Have you got a tip for Perkeo? I am a new player and I dont know who to make a good hand

[pallid hawk]

tryna find lucky cat but im unlucky

[wintry patrol]

ohhh plasma

[uneven edge]

Copy temperance’s

[red hamlet]

you could sell the dna ngl

[uneven edge]

get econ

[pallid hawk]

good idea actually

[uneven edge]

deck build with hanged man and deaths

[pallid hawk]

poly aint doing much and i have enough kings

[quasi yacht]

waIT

[uneven edge]

find direction with your build

[quasi yacht]

IM ALIVE

???

[bold badge]

al right thx buddy

[wintry patrol]

i used to have so much trouble getting past ante 19
i had like 6 runs that died to ante 19 small blind before i got past it

[real coral]

I have another question. Why are people mad at this guy called speedblitz? He just joined and it seems like people are NOT happy at all.

[red hamlet]

it's just 1 guy

lmfao

[pallid hawk]

YOOOOO

[olive pendant]

how many cryptids do i need to make/round to reach ante 39 with my current setup?

[red hamlet]

lucky elgato

shame it showed up before invis popped

[pallid hawk]

byebye invis

[wintry patrol]

lucky cat is my favorite mult scaler

it gives every single hand tension with whether the lucky cards will hit it's so fun

[opal fog]

do i have to guess your jokers

[quasi yacht]

I JUST TURNED STEEL RED SEAL KING INTO GLASS AND STILL ALIVE

???

[opal fog]

two cats

[red hamlet]

average glasschad moment

[opal fog]

two stencil

[quasi yacht]

GOD BLESS

NEGATIVE CHAD

[wintry patrol]

use the cryptid to copy a stencil twice

[olive pendant]

i had sent images before, but ig you didn't see them

[opal fog]

so funny

jsjjajajaa

kekekekekke

jjiiijijijjiihijijiijiiijijijiij

aaaaaaa

h

[real coral]

Guys. In your opinion what is the best combo of jokers ever?

[pallid hawk]

eternal chaos * 5

hmmm.....

i think they gave me the wrong pack

[olive pendant]

photochad, easy to get, reliable

but def perkeo + baron mime

BUT i like trib/idol and a bunch of socks
cuz funi

[quasi yacht]

ok.

thats gg

[olive pendant]

my boss blind luck is immeasurably bad

[still crown]

[red hamlet]

😔 mfw the only losses i suffered are friendly fire

oh whoops

[quasi yacht]

even no directors cut

[red hamlet]

😔 this isnt' off topic

[quasi yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-depressed-smoke-gif-22759969

[pallid hawk]

bro lucky cat scales so fast with this build 😭

its nearlydoubling every hand

[still crown]

I'm losing it!

[quasi yacht]

my deck full of hearts

[daring dagger]

x Mult going wild

(Yes my jokers aren't positioned right I'm aware)

[pallid hawk]

im done with balatro forever bye

[still crown]

How’d you pull that off? That’s amazing!

[pallid hawk]

i just rerolled because i thought extra large blind was bad and guess which fucking boss i got

mr bones where are you 😞

[spring mango]

V3SJ8HK8 seed code

[olive pendant]

i hate this game

every single fucking run i do

i don't get the director's cut

and get a boss that fucks me up

[olive pendant]

istg it has/it? happened to me the last 10 runs

[quasi yacht]

next time for sure

never give up

keep gambling

[olive pendant]

it has happened or it happened?

[pallid hawk]

has happened

[quasi yacht]

me too

just lost run

to heart debuff boss

[daring dagger]

What.

[pallid hawk]

cant afford negative jimbo :(

[olive pendant]

i want to cheat so bad to keep going and have fun, but it'd on my main save file :(

[daring dagger]

The temperance:

Also that is uh

[red hamlet]

do it anyawys

[pallid hawk]

ohhhh now the price makes sense

[olive pendant]

it'll affect my save file's high scores :(

[wintry patrol]

yeah, you have to plan around debuffs
eg. don't rely on face cards, if you get a suit debuff boss blind then pivot to that suit because the boss blind can't reappear, play pairs because they aren't affected by most boss blinds, etc.

[velvet tinsel]

Im top ten YIPEE:)

[olive pendant]

how am i supposed to not rely on face cards?

[pallid hawk]

pick other jokers

[wintry patrol]

uh...there are a lot of jokers that don't rely on face cards...

[olive pendant]

ante 13

[pallid hawk]

well yeah youre fucked there

[wintry patrol]

Oh, in endless

[pallid hawk]

theyre saying early on if you want a long run face card jokers are a bad idea

[charred mist]

guys yall really should check out this balatruh game rraah

[wintry patrol]

yeah in this case you kinda got screwed i guess

[subtle bobcat]

Isn't there a whole deck based around not relying on face cards...?

[olive pendant]

ancient deck or smt?

[wintry patrol]

abandoned

[olive pendant]

same thing

[subtle bobcat]

Abandoned yea

[wintry patrol]

abandoned helps with a lot of different strats because of the starting cards being 40 instead of 52 as well

so it's far easier to draw hands you want

[olive pendant]

definitely 100% legit

[wintry patrol]

ah yes soul being #2

[subtle bobcat]

Very legit

[olive pendant]

it's just the only spectral card i use frfr

[wintry patrol]

ok how have i taken wraith 130 times i barely use it

[olive pendant]

it's good if you're poor
always gamble in case of baron, brainstorm or blueprint

[vocal rose]

vampire midas mask paradolia

[humble girder]

That's a lot of immolate

[wintry patrol]

i mean

if you see immolate, you take it

[pallid hawk]

always immolate even if its bad for your run

[quasi yacht]

well i died right before hand size voucher

[pallid hawk]

funny animation

[wintry patrol]

it takes an extraordinary amount of willpower to not take an immolate

[humble girder]

Nuh uh.

[olive pendant]

is there any way to counter plant if i wanted to play this seed again?

[finite shadow]

Hello chat

Just experienced my worst RNG naneinf death ever

Was completely setup. $2k. 2blueprints, a brain storm, like 3 double tags. Had literally every voucher I could have needed, except retcon. Overstock+, both hand sizes, blank. Deck had 50 red seal gold spade kings, and already passed the spade boss, and it was only ante 17, so I’m scoring ^2 the blinds. Quite literally all I needed was an ecto, antimatter, and directors cut + retcon and it’d be free.

Died to ante 18 plant

[late falcon]

Hey sirkus

[finite shadow]

Hi Riley !

[pallid hawk]

luchador?

[wintry patrol]

^

[olive pendant]

oh shit
i have a bunch of free joker space too
if i got one and actually looked at the boss...

[late falcon]

I just beat painted deck so I finally unlocked that damn invisible joker

[quasi yacht]

same thing happened to me today

thats sad

[wintry patrol]

luchador saves lives

[quasi yacht]

but never give up

keep gambling

[pallid hawk]

sell mail-in for luchador at some point and you should be good

[late falcon]

I unlocked a new joker

[wintry patrol]

finally the jokerekoj

[quasi yacht]

the world if i could

[olive pendant]

banan

[finite shadow]

Funniest part is I was on an international flight 40,000 feet in the air. Would’ve been (unconfirmed) world record for highest altitude unseeded no legendary naneinf lol

[olive pendant]

fuck it, i'm replaying the seed

[pallid hawk]

good luck

[olive pendant]

are seeds shown on death?

[wintry patrol]

yeah

[pallid hawk]

yes

[quasi yacht]

my unseeded no legendary naneinf DIED

no vouchers?

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-2-get-real-dance-gif-10285062699418301411

[wintry patrol]

iiirc death background is red if it's seeded blue if it's unseeded as well

or something like that

[late falcon]

Damn you got to round 61 tho

[humble girder]

Chicken Jockey joker

[pallid hawk]

yeah win/lose screen shows seededness

[olive pendant]

i'm getting that naneinf

and since it's seeded, i'll cheat hehehe

[humble girder]

Negative Deck:
Everything is Negative. Even the beginning ante and your money.

[pallid hawk]

also what's this?

im guessing a website

[wintry patrol]

the soul

[glad dust]

just found a crazy seed, 2 legendary before ante 5 and invisible joker before ante 6

[wintry patrol]

https://spectralpack.github.io/TheSoul/

it's a seed analyzer

[pallid hawk]

thank u

[pallid hawk]

man what

[late falcon]

CAVENDISH IS THE GOAT

[red hamlet]

did you really make a 2nd account

[late falcon]

Who?

[red hamlet]

you dawg

[late falcon]

No I'm pretty sure this is same account?

I thought I logged in to the other one not this one

[olive pendant]

wait, my seed has 3 legendary jokers

but i miss 1 cuz i skip the first blind

[wintry patrol]

what does soul give if you have all five legendaries

[red hamlet]

jimbo

[wintry patrol]

oh lol

that makes sense i guess

[pallid hawk]

really?

[finite shadow]

Pipe bomb

[sick summit]

Yes

[red hamlet]

yeah lmao

[pallid hawk]

ohhhh thats probably why cryptid candy jokers give jimbo if you have enough retriggers then

[red hamlet]

eventually the only voucher you can get is blank

[pallid hawk]

as in that's the jimbo equivalent for vouchers?

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[pallid hawk]

interesting

youre very knowledgeable

[olive pendant]

nat negative perkeo wtf

[steel nimbus]

help

lol

[bleak hawk]

wait what??

is that even possible?

[pallid hawk]

why wouldnt it be

[bleak hawk]

i didnt know legendaries could get random editions

[olive pendant]

run going horribly :(
barely alive, getting bad jokers and no money

[pallid hawk]

yeah every joker can have an edition

[bleak hawk]

well i know they can have them, i didnt know they could get them naturally straight out of a Soul card

[pallid hawk]

even the ones from the create 2 common jokers guy

[bleak hawk]

yes i'm aware of how the mechanic works ive just never gotten a natural edition on a legendary so i didnt know it could happen

i wonder if the chances are the same. probably considering the amount of times you see legendaries is so low in comparison it's very possible to just never see a negative one

[red hamlet]

yeah it's the same

[pallid hawk]

wait

theres only a 10% chance a joker has no stickers?

it seems higher

nvm

im dumb

i forgot how percentages work

[static stratus]

is it pronounced ball-uh-tro or bul-ah-tro

[bleak hawk]

the former

[pallid hawk]

baluhtro

[bleak hawk]

it's more like bal as in "balance"

than ball

[pallid hawk]

yes

[bleak hawk]

i feel like the text there is a little misleading

it's not bɔːl ("ball") but bæl ("balance"), BAH implies the former to me but idk

[pallid hawk]

i guess depends on your accent

[bleak hawk]

well it's a Latin word so there is a "historically correct" way to pronounce it

but yeah it doesnt really matter

scholars change up the pronunciation guide for latin all the time anway lmao

[pallid hawk]

holy crap....

scholar
balatro reference

[bleak hawk]

makes it really frustrating when you record a presentation and suddenly a year later you're mispronouncing half the words 🙃

[boreal raft]

just looking at Welcomes, what did speedblitz do 💀

[bleak hawk]

not sure

[stiff hull]

Turns out castle can be just as good as wee joker

[pallid hawk]

i prefer castle tbh

wee requires a lot more deck fixing to be as good

[lean lark]

Can anyone help tell me what the best positioning of these jokers is?

[pallid hawk]

i think

[red hamlet]

mime far left
blueprints on baron

[pallid hawk]

really?

[red hamlet]

yeah

at least in my brain
it's more satisfying and brain stimulating to have the copy jokers hit hte same thing if they're the same

[lean lark]

Thank you

[red hamlet]

big wee

[shy dove]

🐈

[humble girder]

What would be cool ideas for Legendary Jokers?

[shy dove]

honestly castle needs more

since otherwise its hard to discard the right suits 🐈

its why its pretty much only decent on checkered deck 🐈

[humble girder]

Why so much 🐈?

[pallid hawk]

xD makes no difference, my bad for questioning you

[slim junco]

i never thought i hated myself so much until i tried to do all the challenges

[pallid hawk]

how the hell do you have a clan tag

they were removed

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-car-silly-cat-sad-scary-gif-12889095585962936860

[pallid hawk]

they took mine off me and you get to keep yours ☹️

[slim junco]

im just finding out that they deleted them

[pallid hawk]

they cancelled guilds yeah, probably coming back as a more public thing eventually but most (i guess not all???) servers got their guild status removed

[red hamlet]

haha

discord? bringing back fun features?

[lean lark]

natural negative juggler 🐐

[red hamlet]

Sorry
all you'll get is dogshit UI updates followed by ads

[pallid hawk]

paint brush looks a little different here

[shy dove]

im a kitty cat 🐈

[lean lark]

What are the chances of a natural negative appearing in shop?

[boreal raft]

castle or runner

[lean lark]

so thats quite fortunate then

[pallid hawk]

just a little

[humble girder]

Get 213 Gluttonous Jokers all with foil and with a single 3 of clubs.

That'd be funny

[red hamlet]

it's brain diff feels better when the blueprints can make out between hands

[dusky oasis]

[pallid hawk]

although... my way technically gives 5 more mult because of the holo

[red hamlet]

also when your score is that high
the only thing that matters is having the extra copy joker on baron

[red hamlet]

mmm yes
adding 5 to 4720200000000000000000000000

[pallid hawk]

just incase

[gusty mesa]

most random pile of jokers i've won with

[humble girder]

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

[lean lark]

Anyone know how much money you have to spend on average to reroll for a specific boss?

[fresh spruce]

Always take the coupon tag

[lethal owl]

Hello guys

What does seeing double do?

[red hamlet]

playing a club and any other suit gives you 2x

[olive pendant]

the X4 planet cards voucher is dogshit

[red hamlet]

yup

[olive pendant]

i bought it and i can't get any good jokers, since my shop is filled with planets

it's rare to see a joker, now

[lean lark]

yeah

[tropic tundra]

i just used an emperor and got 2 fools, is that lucky?

[lean lark]

i guess

[olive pendant]

yay, another fucking plant

[willow kite]

makes you see it double, literally...

[lethal owl]

Huh

Oh

[olive pendant]

why am i so fucking unlucky?

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752

[lethal owl]

Damn thats good

[lethal owl]

Perfect time to posts this

Oh wait

[willow kite]

one question...

[topaz umbra]

Yes?

[lethal owl]

I LOST THE IMAGE

goddamit

[real coral]

Hi chat

[willow kite]

how did you got NEGATIVE hand size, you have +1 joker slot tho

[dawn sky]

Just had a weird run (Green-Green): I ended up getting a Star Joker-Dagger- Polychrome Blueprint-Both Negative Minus Hand Size jokers. It was down to 5 cards per hand, where with HC-Pair-3OAK were going well, until I got walled at the No Repeat Hands boss

[topaz umbra]

-3 from base

three less than normal

double ectoplasm

[willow kite]

just say 5

[topaz umbra]

I couldn't remember man i'm sry

[fresh spruce]

"all clubs are disabled"

[tropic tundra]

do i sell blueprint for the meme?

[fresh spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-sad-lonely-alone-gif-5247861

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-stare-cat-shocked-stare-gif-1398922735574533156

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-vicsgif-gif-19588767

[topaz umbra]

Can someone PLEASE tell me whether or not I should buy the baron

[willow kite]

Dont, you have triboulet

[fresh spruce]

merry christmas mr. lawrence

[topaz umbra]

Thank you

[olive pendant]

man, i'm so lucky!

[fresh spruce]

https://youtu.be/LGs_vGt0MY8?si=wsooxTRnyTxvBz5Z

[willow kite]

now get blueprint and sell it for double tag, for what i call ''Drdreamo run''

[olive pendant]

of cuores

[topaz umbra]

I've rerolled another few times already. THis game really wants me to buy baron

[fresh spruce]

looking upon a sea of failed stakes, wish for a better, more win filled future

[willow kite]

the game is trolling you, reroll until its negative

[fresh spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-peter-griffin-work-out-training-gif-21484930

I will win gold stake

[hasty lagoon]

the new meme format on the subreddit sucks ngl 😭😭

[topaz umbra]

I don't have the money for that. The only reason I can keep rerolling is I run into a bunch of hermits and 50$ temperences

[fresh spruce]

now kiss

[hasty lagoon]

the first iteration wasn't even that funny the squidward face on the customer fish looked so weird

the only good one was the madness one cause I like madness and I love madness a lot

[fresh spruce]

alright no more skips, no funny plays, tonight, we gamble

[topaz umbra]

Okay so I defenitely grab idol right?

[real coral]

Im playing balatro on my dads pc since im on mobile and the game too expensive for me on mobile

Ofc as soon as i try to play my bro steals the computer.

[topaz umbra]

Can someone tell me the proper order for the jokers for maximum power?

[boreal raft]

am I stupid or wouldn't you have blueprint copy triboulet

oh wait no I am

[topaz umbra]

I got brainstorm on it

[boreal raft]

yeah and you do need the retrigger

idk I'm bad at this game

[autumn mantle]

there’s literally no upside it’s just more expensive 😭

[olive pendant]

sells for more too ig

[flint copper]

You can get it with full slots

[autumn mantle]

Yeah but you’d still be losing more money than just with a regular

[gusty mesa]

temperance value tho

[torn zealot]

me when i build pareidolia and my opponent is THE PLANT

[olive pendant]

damn, bought a wheel for fun and got a poly bloodstone

it hurts me to sell it for the photo

[buoyant orbit]

Why hello there

[upbeat harness]

Happy easter everybody!

[pale crown]

i got a 3 perkeo and blueprint seed

and got killed by the water

i hate this game

[upbeat harness]

Water is mean

[flat tide]

Finally broke a million in one hand by using a stencil joker and burnt joker and got up to ante 10

:3

I’m so fucking bad at this game😭

[kindred ruin]

this "game" is real life

you die if you lose

[flat tide]

Your right

[trail temple]

New meme for the next week

[past perch]

I feel like I already had this game won

[real coral]

You are two steps ahead…

[past perch]

I just lost

[real coral]

I spoke too soon.

[rare valve]

why banana at the end

[past perch]

I still don't really know how jokers work, okay?

[red hamlet]

1st mistake
taking ectoplasm twice reducing your hand size