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granite lily
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mrbalatro add meth selling to the game so i can start abuisness and gamle my money

mighty gulch
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That would probably change up the meta some

red hamlet
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blue stake

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sure

brisk bone
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no

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i beat purple stake normally

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but it didnt give me the next stake

mighty gulch
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Weird, I don't know why else it wouldn't

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I'm no expert on the game so I can't help to much 😔

minor eagle
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I forgot there was lower, true

dense needle
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are any of yall getting a glitch where ur DNA isnt working or am i tweaking

red hamlet
mighty gulch
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Maybe yours is the secret new evil DNA...that is so evil...it doesn't DNA or it's a bug/you played multiple cards

bleak hawk
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its ok but it gets pretty inconsistent on high stakes. best deck for naneinf/long endless runs though

mighty gulch
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I just am trying to get to ante 8 lol

dense needle
bleak hawk
autumn flame
red hamlet
mighty gulch
red hamlet
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peep this flip

bleak hawk
mighty gulch
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I'm trying to unlock all the decks cause I wanna try em all lol just need orange I think it is?

bleak hawk
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just get chips

mighty gulch
wary sigil
autumn flame
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how did you get triboulet canio and chicot all in the same run

bleak hawk
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got extremely lucky

autumn flame
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hey folks, on today's video we're back with some more balatro gold stake

bleak hawk
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it's about a 1/300 chance for a given spectral or tarot pack to have a Soul

rose frost
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Can I still find the seed if I'm on this screen

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Forgot to copy lol

granite lily
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no

drifting tree
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Hello humans

autumn flame
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heya

red hamlet
drifting tree
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40k users in this server wozers

red hamlet
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oh

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already died

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the nno

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40k too many

drifting tree
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Yeah am surpised this server is'nt more active

autumn flame
drifting tree
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Like it has'nt already

quiet girder
autumn flame
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I remember thinking "it's so crazy how a card game can be nominated for game of the year"

I get it now

quiet girder
drifting tree
quiet girder
red hamlet
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it's crazy how a dlc can be nominated for goty

versed venture
mighty gulch
quiet girder
autumn flame
drifting tree
mighty gulch
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I randomly saw this game on Game pass and thought it looked fun so I picked it up and loved it since

drifting tree
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My friends would not stop yapping about it till I bought it

autumn flame
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yeah I found it on game pass too

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then bought it on steam

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one of the few games that can actually run on my laptop

quiet girder
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Played it on gamepass then bought it on my phone

autumn flame
drifting tree
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Nice

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I am one joker away from completionist and am so mad

mighty gulch
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My friend said he thought it was too hard cause he thought he actually had to do math problems while he played for the longest 😭

autumn flame
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there's a demo?

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I don't remember seeing for a demo when I bought the game

drifting tree
mighty gulch
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I did but he is a goober sometimes (still love my bestie lmao but it's true)

wary sigil
drifting tree
wary sigil
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well uh

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thanks i guess?

drifting tree
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I love the emotes

wary sigil
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i reinstalled balatro on my phone and so all my saves were wiped

drifting tree
mighty gulch
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That score is crazy high, I think highest I got was like 2 million when I was really lucky lmao

drifting tree
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Let me see my highest

red hamlet
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jam i got e105

autumn flame
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old

mighty gulch
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This game is keeping me sane while I recover from having all four wisdom teeth removed 😭

drifting tree
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I have e12

autumn flame
mighty gulch
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Oh my best hand is 4 million

autumn flame
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I used to be on the lookout for friends in my area but I found my true friend now

balatro

mighty gulch
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Balatro is very fun

red hamlet
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would play more balatro

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but i'm busy playing warhammer

drifting tree
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Of course my most used joker is hanging chad blueprint

drifting tree
mighty gulch
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Supernova is tied with hanging chad for me

barren dust
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poopernova

mighty gulch
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How could you, the card is very pretty and cool!

drifting tree
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2nd is photograph

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3rd is hologram

wise skiff
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Rate the run?

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red hamlet
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pretty gooood

crystal thistle
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i love cryptid

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mighty gulch
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That is a large stack of something

drifting tree
drifting tree
wise skiff
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Only 22, got it late

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Also broke

drifting tree
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It's alright then

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I am sure you will beat ante 8

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But prob not much after

red hamlet
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jam jimmy jammies

cursive kernel
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if only i got baron....

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sand horizon
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I wanna make a desktop wallpaper based on the dogs playing poker painting, but using Balatro jokers. anybody got ideas who should be where?

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crystal thistle
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def baron dead center (or the normal one)

unborn fable
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-_-

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Jimbo is a must

red hamlet
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baron this
baron that

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yaaaaaawn dude

crystal thistle
unborn fable
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on jah, he is fun but not all that in actual gameplay

red hamlet
tame grove
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Hiii

viral wind
true flax
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who we duping?

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autumn flame
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hopefully blueprint

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but lucky cat duping also seems great with the oops all 6s

unborn fable
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im rooting for an oops all 6s dupe

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scaling go craaaazyyyyy

gloomy hawk
unborn fable
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its modded stuff

gloomy hawk
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don't know this mod lmao

red hamlet
wary sigil
red hamlet
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cloud 9?

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yeaaaa

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banger

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one of my fav jokeros

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just kinda wish 9s had more going for them

wary sigil
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ante 1 round 2

red hamlet
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i love when the game just gives you a direction from the start

true flax
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fuck invisi ig

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wary sigil
gloomy hawk
slim junco
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Absolute heatbreak situation: after 27 rounds, getting to the 8th ante and missing out on the win by 1000 points 😢 😭 .

gloomy hawk
true flax
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no you silly goose of course im aiming for my pairs <3

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just kidding

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yeah its brainstorming time

slim junco
brisk bone
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what should i copy with blue print

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inland ether
outer plaza
red hamlet
outer plaza
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x32 guaranteed

brisk bone
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aighty

inland ether
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This with a single glass card will be amazing

brisk bone
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if i find an oops should i trade a chad for it or nah

outer plaza
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64 if red seal

brisk bone
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i have a heart built rn

brisk bone
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lucky card red seals

outer plaza
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Nice

inland ether
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I believe the bloodstone will give more than photo with oops

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With those 2 chads bloodstone will be 1.5^9

glad coral
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Hello

inland ether
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Photo will be 2^5 with 2 chads

twin meteor
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hi

red hamlet
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If you find oops
trade a chad for it and copy bloodstone
assuming you can play 5 red seal hearts

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You'll get more consistent scaling for your lucky cat and on average more score

glad coral
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I dont speak inglish

inland ether
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And 1.5^9>2^5 i believe you should get rid of cat

glad coral
inland ether
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2*(2*1.5^9)*2^5 will be huge

red hamlet
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I really don't like endless, can you tell

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too much thinking

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once you see that "you win" screen
just go next MelonYawn

mighty gulch
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That's what I do usually

crystal spade
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i play until ante 11 tho

red hamlet
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Bad idea to admit to breaking discord tos

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Or stating your age while you're underage on discord

twin meteor
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you shouldn't joke about that they can still ban you

magic violet
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Helo

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I'm back

slim junco
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sorry

twin meteor
slim junco
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Oh shit

red hamlet
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and because discord sucks
they don't both checking the context

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lmfao

twin meteor
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and I'm pretty sure you can get banned for that since it's all AI that doesn't really look at context

twin meteor
red hamlet
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Discord really does not have good moderation

true flax
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good game

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slim junco
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WOW

magic violet
mighty gulch
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All my anesthesia has worn off from yesterday's wisdom teeth removal and it's NOT fun 😭😭😭😭

twin meteor
magic violet
red hamlet
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I would say smoke some weed about it
but it would only make it worse

brisk bone
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new best for me

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first time getting to e territory

true flax
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unfortunately i lost

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red hamlet
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what were you copying

true flax
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hack

red hamlet
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why not copy the lucky cat lmfoa

true flax
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minmaxxing

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you wouldn't get it

mighty gulch
true flax
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really boring run anyways

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i like when i struggle a bit

mighty gulch
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I like runs that have pretty and cool cards with lots of fun noise

twin meteor
mighty gulch
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Funny enough I was the same, but weirdly enough I just stared at the dentist and apparently asked "Are we done?" After like ten minutes 😭

red hamlet
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the more you worry about it
the more it's gonna sit in your subconscious
the more likely it's gonna happen

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just don't think about it too much

mighty gulch
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On the way home I talk about General Tulias like her was a real guy and not an elder scrolls NPC with my mom 💀

red hamlet
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Tulius*

mighty gulch
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True

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I always forget his name spelling because I suck at spelling 😭

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Apparently I said something about Tulius causing the sleeping god head to stir or so my mom said XD

twin meteor
hoary cairn
red hamlet
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get this white devil out of my face

twin meteor
twin meteor
mighty gulch
agile pawn
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leaked balatro 1.1 blue stake rework rela

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twin meteor
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true

hoary cairn
red hamlet
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it'd just take it back to 0

hoary cairn
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would you discard a random 5 cards at the beginning of a blind with no choice as to what you lose

twin meteor
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Gain 5 cards

ripe dock
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Got 2 natural negatives in a row today

cinder nexus
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Um What

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sacred sparrow
red hamlet
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take the gold one

twin meteor
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Makes me wonder what the most lucky thing to happen to someone in balatro is

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I saw a video like this for pokemon

red hamlet
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they're looking for a seed with 4 lol

cinder nexus
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It would probably be a seed where you get a really good card

cinder nexus
twin meteor
true flax
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first time ever that fucking JUDGEMENT gave me a negative rare joker

twin meteor
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I think for me the coolest moment was getting a royal flush right off the bat on round 1, but that's not that unlikely

twin meteor
red hamlet
cinder nexus
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Guys he is back again

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pallid hawk
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if you have [2xbp - baron - mime]
its best to put one blueprint on each joker right? since that would mean 4 1.5x triggers instead of 3? unless i misunderstand how retriggering works

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or put them both on baron would be even better no?

red hamlet
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steel baron baron(bp)
mime
steel baron baron(bp)
mime(bp)
steel baron baron(bp)

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9 1.5x

steel baron baron baron
mime
steel baron baron baron

8 1.5x

pallid hawk
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what

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english?

red hamlet
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putting 1 bp on baron
makes each steel card give you 1.5x 3 times

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Mime will retrigger it once
so taht's 6 procs

if you blueprint hte mime
it'll retrigger it again
giving you 9 procs total

pallid hawk
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thank you

red hamlet
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Putting 2 bp on baron
each steel card gives you 1.5x 4 times

Mime will retrigger it once
making it 8 procs

pallid hawk
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so bp bp mime baron is best right

red hamlet
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nope
1bp on mime
1bp on baron

pallid hawk
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oh okay

cinder nexus
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Guys is this Photochad?

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pallid hawk
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yes

red hamlet
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steel baron
mime
steel baron
mime(bp)
steel baron
mime(bp)
steel baron

8 procs
equal to putting both on baron

pallid hawk
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that makes sense now thank you

red hamlet
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If you wanna see like a proper visual

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This has a breakdown tab

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so you can see each proc and retrigger

desert lava
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You know, James Balatro?

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Also everybody gangsta til

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🌱

keen flint
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I like how stone joker just completely trivializes the Medusa challenge

desert lava
# keen flint

I like how you were the final boss of the seed you got

keen flint
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I killed myself.

red hamlet
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don't do that

keen flint
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I had to… to beat the challenge. Poetic, isn’t it

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Someone should make a play about me

desert lava
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Someone should

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Hit up a director & scriptwriter

red hamlet
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No

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no balatro movies allowed

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we're not making slop

keen flint
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Who said it would be slop?

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It would be a masterpiece of film

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Best of the best

pallid hawk
spare root
cinder nexus
desert lava
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I almost text-replace pranked myself

stark heath
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slept on combo

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uneven edge
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these are like meant to go together

stark heath
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i dont see them being used together like ever

red hamlet
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because straights are mid

tender dew
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its not a le poggers naneinf combo so its normal its not uploaded by content creators

keen flint
red hamlet
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all that
and you don't get any scoring for it

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lmfao

keen flint
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Yeah well it’s still fun

umbral mirage
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xmult perhaps

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stark heath
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2 souls at ante 7 is crazy

cunning rune
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i finally hit 300 Mil today

umbral mirage
warm ore
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I know it’s hard to see but

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Photograph of Photograph joker

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quiet girder
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How do yall feel about jolly joker?

abstract parcel
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Why should I go for a Hearts/Diamonds run? What Jokers should I look out for? Aside from Smeared, of course.

jovial parrot
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Balatro, your generosity scares me

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Stop being nice

sick silo
quiet girder
slim junco
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if it's only hearts and diamonds, maybe seance. Worked for me

waxen yoke
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100% balatro today im s.creaming

jovial parrot
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So what do I do

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I've never really ran into this

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High Priestess and Emperor

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They didn't prepare me for this lmao

abstract parcel
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Cripes, sounds like Spades/Clovers has better luck due to Blackboard. Then again, I need to see what's up with Mults and such.

short merlin
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is the localthunk logo ever used in the game

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(from the game files)

sharp kettle
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im quite sure it must be

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just cause i recognize it so easily

tropic tundra
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this is the meta

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waxen yoke
inner tree
sick silo
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should i walkie talkie for the pareidolia

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waxen yoke
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sell flush for pareidolia

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then ur 4s and 10s also get +5 mult

fresh spruce
fresh spruce
waxen yoke
fresh spruce
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yea but think they're playing flushes

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and polychrome is nice

waxen yoke
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most random build of all time

fresh spruce
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it be white stake hours

opaque shard
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Okay but have you ever won gold stake with no xmult

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sick silo
red hamlet
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yawn dude

uneven edge
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does the hex 1.5x mult only apply once on jokers?

haughty cradle
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this was such a good run

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waxen yoke
red hamlet
uneven edge
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I see

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seems a little redundant in endless

red hamlet
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if that's what you think

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uneven edge
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yeah it still is considering that 1.5x mult only applies once

north crescent
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yeah its meaningless

uneven edge
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and it gets rid of the opportunity of getting ectoplasm on that card

red hamlet
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ah, i'm used to reduntant as in spares

uneven edge
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nah I was primarily talking about how it won’t help your scoring in the big endless

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early game it seems decent enough

north crescent
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any normal xmult is useless in endless though

red hamlet
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yeah anything that doesn't giga scale is just

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wack

zinc kite
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1st run of the day

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uneven edge
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yeah that’s what I was kinda getting at

red hamlet
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Me autism wack

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Anyone else just kinda sometimes takes a different definition of a word from a question and answers it completely wrong?

inner tree
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Me every now and then

livid berry
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I think everyone

brisk steeple
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Juiced jonkler

slim junco
dull dock
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i dont want to win a run without my two pairs so i can make better two pairs
i cant fathom no two pairs

dense marsh
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Is there any lore in balatro or am I high

red hamlet
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You're high

fresh spruce
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you are high

dull dock
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you are high

dense marsh
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Drat

red hamlet
fresh spruce
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there's canon like the yuri

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but no lore

dense marsh
red hamlet
fresh spruce
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I can lie

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let me

red hamlet
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The jokers don't have confirmed sexualities

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Schrodinger's yuri

dull dock
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anyways guys is this a good two pair

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waxen trail
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What is a balatro players worst nightmare?

red hamlet
waxen trail
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AAHHHHH goodness you scared me

dull dock
red hamlet
fresh spruce
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I'm scared of face down boss blinds early game

dull dock
waxen trail
red hamlet
dull dock
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its because i use abandoned deck

red hamlet
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I make face builds

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waxen trail
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Soooo wee joker is more helpful

red hamlet
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That the plant doesn't kill

waxen trail
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How

dull dock
waxen trail
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In the name of localthunk

wanton parrot
dull dock
waxen trail
wanton parrot
waxen trail
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OH GOD

dull dock
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my pocket burglar:

waxen trail
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Hehe

lost kindle
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solid metal has gear

dull dock
waxen trail
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Can I gros_michel
And can you make it localthunk

lost kindle
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slow money printer

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no scorring advantage

waxen trail
dull dock
lost kindle
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bloodnstone.

dull dock
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still hearts are a stupid shape

lost kindle
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ur a stupipd shape

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im sorry

dull dock
red hamlet
lost kindle
dull dock
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oh god i have angered the hearts community

waxen trail
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FACE BREAKER

red hamlet
waxen trail
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?

red hamlet
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Ah

lost kindle
red hamlet
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League characters
Screams "FACE BREAKER" a lot

waxen trail
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Its an old game for the ps3 and wii called facebreakers

lost kindle
red hamlet
dull dock
steady kindle
red hamlet
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Throwback 🤢

dull dock
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anyways i love two pair

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lost kindle
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every run i get 100$

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so i'd try to avoid it the best i can

steady kindle
dull dock
steady kindle
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nice

dull dock
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anyways i broke a glass wheres my double tag

lost kindle
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berried delight 🔥

wanton parrot
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Me when I steal an architect’s blueprints but my banana doesn’t duplicate:

dull dock
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i saw what you deleted.

waxen trail
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NUH UH

dull dock
waxen trail
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what did i say then

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Say what I fully said

abstract marten
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wehre do i find help

dull dock
abstract marten
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goys

dull dock
waxen trail
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Why @dull dock

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dull dock
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no swashbuckler too!

waxen trail
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He also said no swashbuckler

sudden kettle
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so guys

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how often does the owner chat here

waxen trail
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Not a lot

sudden kettle
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oh :(

dull dock
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im here

sudden kettle
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now i dont get to say "ive talked to the owner of balatro!1!!111"

obsidian pine
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john balatro

solar portal
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i've seen mr john balatro talk on here quite a bit

sudden kettle
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abandoned deck is goated

solar portal
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real

dull dock
solar portal
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you need to try out wee joker

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it's amazing especially on abandoned

dull dock
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i am john t. pair
i invented the two pair

solar portal
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woah no way huge fan

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im john abe

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but since im in the mafia you can call me don ed

strong rose
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the funny

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solar portal
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ante 0

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balatro creepyasta

brisk steeple
obsidian pine
brisk steeple
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Took the joker cause funny

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I basically have 2 bananas

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dull dock
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banaa

solar portal
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how would u react if jimbo broke

brisk steeple
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It died on boss ante 😞

quiet girder
dull dock
quiet girder
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Sorry my discord was far back

midnight creek
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This game hates me so much, but sometimes it decides to show me how handsome it can be sometimes

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quiet girder
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Can’t stand them

dull dock
midnight creek
quiet girder
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My favorite hand is the best though

dull dock
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two pair

quiet girder
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Nope

midnight creek
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flush house?

quiet girder
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Nope

finite phoenix
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Straight

dull dock
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if its not two pair im not interested

sharp kettle
midnight creek
dull dock
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two pair ❤️

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quiet girder
midnight creek
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nice pillow

sharp kettle
quiet girder
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It’s unguessable

dull dock
sharp kettle
quiet girder
sharp kettle
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not playing any hand at all

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discards

midnight creek
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nice blanket

sharp kettle
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^

quiet girder
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nope

dull dock
sharp kettle
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high card

sharp kettle
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i was about to go to cryptid

quiet girder
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I haven’t actually played cryptic

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Cryptid

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But for real my favorite hand is full house

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it’s just really good because it’s 3 different hands in one

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And flush house is even better

dull dock
midnight creek
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how many 2 pairs are in that?

sharp kettle
sharp kettle
dull dock
midnight creek
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let's calculate that shal we?

dull dock
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13

midnight creek
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There are 123,552 possible two-pair hands in poker

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according to google

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so yeah

dull dock
vale fog
waxen trail
dull dock
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Again!

waxen trail
dull dock
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i stopped to avoid spam

mighty gulch
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I'ma ask this before going to sleep... what is y'all's favorite Ace card design? Mine is hearts!

sudden kettle
dull dock
mighty gulch
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Mkay I see the vision...

bleak hawk
steel nimbus
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idk the ace designs

vale fog
mighty gulch
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I see a lot of people here enjoy a specific suit...

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I get it cause it's my second fav

midnight creek
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alright, I made the calculations.
If you played the entire deck and counted every possible two pair, you would have +360 chips and +123,552 mult.
in a level 1 two pair, that would give you 46,957,360 chips

dull dock
midnight creek
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I probably fucked up somewhere

lament hollow
midnight creek
#

yes

lament hollow
blissful anchor
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Yooo

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What do I sell

lost kindle
#

face

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smiley face

blissful anchor
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Smiley face is giving me pretty good mult

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Because of retriggers

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As it syncs with photohraph

red hamlet
blissful anchor
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I have a lot of kings

lost kindle
#

edition?

blissful anchor
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Nvm

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I fucking hate this game

lost kindle
#

haha

autumn mantle
dull dock
blissful anchor
dusky oasis
#

My sock is busking

lament hollow
dusky oasis
#

Someone in another server I'm in is a balatro hater

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How do I convert them to the right side of history

blissful anchor
#

Foiled again

vale fog
dusky oasis
#

Wrong

stark heath
#

probably the most busted fragile challenge lineup ever

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slim junco
dusky oasis
#

How the hell did they play 6 cards

strong rose
#

what is the 2nd leftmost joker

slim junco
#

Ride the bike

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Gains 1 mult everytime you dont play a numbered card below 9
Otherwise, resets

strong rose
#

is that in a modded game

dusky oasis
#

That is NOT a real joker

stark heath
#

Can you send pictures of both sides of the 3rd joker for no reason

magic violet
#

egg

dusky oasis
minor grotto
#

it is absolutely not optimal but i have baron mime and triboulet sock in my lineup right now and i just got to e20 with it

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i know i should pick one but its also really fun

fresh spruce
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whoever said obelisk does nothing if 2 hands are equally played, FUCK YOU

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my most played hand is 6

split radish
#

can someone send the website that maps out seeds for you?

fresh spruce
#

it's so over

split radish
#

if anyone has it

minor grotto
dusky oasis
#

Dread it
Run from it
The plant arrives all the same

minor grotto
#

i mean i couldve tried to roll down for a luchador but i dont even think i can score without all of these

dull dock
#

i literally just wrote a paragraph that included losing to plant wow

fresh spruce
#

It's over

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glossy shard
exotic siren
#

Balatro

fresh spruce
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card sharp is also x3

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I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT

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5/6 jokers but I couldn't get a single thing to increase score

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glossy shard
fresh spruce
blissful ibex
#

absolute photo finish on fragile challenge

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fresh spruce
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I think this is a 5 pairs in a row moment

blissful ibex
#

Last hand killed my last three cards

cloud umbra
blissful ibex
fresh spruce
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What is the best order here

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cause 900k is not doable

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+75 on bus +147 on castle

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+159 on castle

hasty yew
#

Hello!

finite phoenix
cloud umbra
#

Sup

glass marten
#

balatro

hasty yew
#

Apple juice has never looked more attractive.

cloud umbra
#

This is true

fresh spruce
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Never beating orange stake, bullshit game, I'mma take a shower and fold my clothes

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it was such a fun lineup too

hasty yew
turbid oriole
#

My best hand

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abstract hill
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Does Mime work with Blackboard?

cloud umbra
#

No

abstract hill
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It should

cloud umbra
#

I wish

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Yeah

abstract hill
#

Because it’s a held in hand card

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So literally why wouldn’t it work?

cloud umbra
#

Because once activated all it does is give you a normal x3 mult

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It doesn’t activate anything else

inner tiger
#

Should I get Slay the spire or would I be totally cooked

glossy shard
inner tiger
#

Yea I mean like losing my life to the obsession lol

abstract hill
#

Should I get rid of a joker and take dna or skip?

IMG_0832.png
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(I’m doing the spades 10 seed)

balmy needle
#

another day another gold stake attempt

balmy needle
#

so i would sell that one but thats just me

abstract hill
#

My deck is all 10 of spades

balmy needle
#

oooooo

cloud umbra
abstract hill
#

So idol is really op

cloud umbra
#

That changes everything

twin meteor
#

do you need more then

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any good modifications?

balmy needle
#

yeah no i didnt know that lol that changes things

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what about the letter, you have a lot of money already

twin meteor
#

true

abstract hill
#

Some have the lucky card modifier

twin meteor
abstract hill
#

I don’t think I’ve seen this seed have a spectral pack

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And the standard packs are really unreliable

twin meteor
#

hm

balmy needle
#

sell letter

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for dna

jovial parrot
#

If you have riff raff and a showman, can riff raff make riff raffs

twin meteor
abstract hill
#

Actually, I can reroll for a showman, then rereoll, hoping for a blueprint or brainstorm

cloud umbra
twin meteor
twin meteor
jovial parrot
cloud umbra
#

I would think so tbh

fresh spruce
jovial parrot
#

Does having more than one showman do anything

abstract hill
#

Best order?

IMG_0833.png
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For scoring

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What should the brainstorm copy?

strong rose
#

pareidolia

abstract hill
#

The idol or sock and buskin?

static gulch
#

I got them finally

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abstract hill
#

I got rid of the letter for another idol

inner tiger
latent zephyr
#

so

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what would all the minor arcana cards used

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how would they work

fresh spruce
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cause both will up the procs by 2x

abstract hill
#

I had 2 idols, I lost on ante 17

fresh spruce
#

2 idols mean brain should be on sock

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you want them to be even

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3 idols and 1 sock is 6 procs per card
2 idols and 2 sock is 8 procs per card

abstract hill
#

Shoulda’t it have been on the idol since it went 2x, brainstorm 2x, sock proc, 2x, brainstorm 2x

fresh spruce
#

wait I was thinking chad

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they're even

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2 socks means 3 triggers per card each with 2 idols
1 sock means 2 triggers per card with 3 idols

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6 for both

oblique hound
#

Just uh

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Use the balatro score calculator

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Cuz what if they is glass

abstract hill
#

It was usually all lucky cards

tight epoch
#

E79 wtf

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torn zealot
#

am i cooked

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carmine river
lethal thunder
carmine river
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Cause ngl vroski Madness is goated

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It'll be a bit hard but just scale planets and tarots

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You'll scrape by

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OH WAIT THAT'S RED AND NOT CHALLENGE

#

They look the same lmao

#

Yeah no that's a decently easy win

lethal thunder
#

madness is basically like playing jokerless but the scaling is way easier

carmine river
#

Btw you can buy Jokers before a boss blind, Madness won't destroy them

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Just sell them after the boss blind

lethal thunder
#

that is on green stake and below

torn zealot
carmine river
torn zealot
#

its oky

lethal thunder
#

on black stake + madness is super strong

torn zealot
#

i want to kill myself for stupidity but i didnt

carmine river
#

They looked like challenge to me knao

torn zealot
#

i still alive

carmine river
torn zealot
lethal thunder
#

on green stake - it is decently strong

carmine river
#

And you have to be extra extra sure it's a good Eternal Card

languid parrot
#

are y'all ever one away from a flush, so you discard to try for the suit, don't get any of the suit, and then just lose

torn zealot
#

wow is this jonkler

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lethal thunder
torn zealot
carmine river
inner tiger
languid parrot
carmine river
#

All 5 discards

torn zealot
#

so madness joker is just

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scaling off planets?

carmine river
#

Green Stake and below yes

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Black Stake above no not really

torn zealot
#

idk what about stake and shit bro

languid parrot
#

in later antes you can have eternal jokers that arent killed by madness

carmine river
#

Black Stake + gives Eternal jokers which can't be destroyed

torn zealot
#

i havent even unlocked them and i dont want to know

carmine river
torn zealot
#

i'm literally new

carmine river
torn zealot
#

its okay pookie

carmine river
#

Does this mean we can kiss now or what

torn zealot
#

so its strong in my current run?

torn zealot
carmine river
torn zealot
#

if you're lesbian i refuse

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since i'm a dude

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if you're gay well ig yeah

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i don't mind

carmine river
#

I'm a twink

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Is that food enough

languid parrot
#

what are y'alls favorite joker?

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mine is chad

carmine river
#

Bloodstone and Burnt

torn zealot
carmine river
#

I am an insane Flush addict

torn zealot
#

TRUE flush enjoyer

languid parrot
#

flush can be rly good with right setup, im more of a face card guy bc i somehow get photograph and smile every single run

carmine river
#

Since I discovered the wonders of Checkered Deck I have not been able to play any other hand besides Flushes and Flush related hands

carmine river
languid parrot
carmine river
#

Oh you meant Smiley Face

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My bad

carmine river
#

I personally don't really like Photo and even Photochad

torn zealot
#

too bad the game doodoo discard kills me either way

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i really hate high card and one pair

#

it serves NO PURPOSE

carmine river
#

Yeah it's an easy free win but it's not really that good for Endless it's like Ante 12 highest in my experience

torn zealot
#

and all i get is exactly that

carmine river
#

Don't spend money early on

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Madness will be enough

torn zealot
#

hmm

languid parrot
#

the worst thing is when you lose with an amazing joker setup that is either one piece away from being amazing or completely nullified by boss

torn zealot
#

dont you need planets?

carmine river
#

Save for 25 dollars so you get 5 dollars as interest and NEVER go below that unless you're sure you can get there

carmine river
languid parrot
#

the wall or the plant are my biggest opps

carmine river
#

It's gonna usually be half of your income unless you have an econ joker

languid parrot
#

to the moon my beloved

carmine river
languid parrot
#

to the moon with seed money goes so hard

carmine river
#

2 times

torn zealot
carmine river
#

Good boy

#

Anyhoo

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Good luck on your next game!!!

#

Also use Blue Deck instead it's way better than Red Deck

languid parrot
#

true, a hand can function the same as a discard but it gives points too

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but use green deck, the econ is unmatched

carmine river
#

No Green Deck yet

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He's new

languid parrot
#

lowkey i forgot that yellow & green arent starting decks 😭

#

they look so unassuming

torn zealot
#

what kind of horse shit are these jokers

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lethal thunder
languid parrot
carmine river
#

I mean there's also another Blind that straight up deletes all your discards

#

So

languid parrot
#

nah, needle you ALWAYS use hands over discards (dont actually do that)

languid parrot
carmine river
lethal thunder
#

and hook

carmine river
#

I hate The Ox and Teeth though

lethal thunder
#

and tooth

meager plank
#

Maybe the real localthunk is the friends we made along the way

torn zealot
#

who the fuck?

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meager plank
torn zealot
#

THUNK

carmine river
#

I absolutely fucking despise Boss Blinds that mess with my money

torn zealot
#

WHO THE FUCK

#

SAID THE NEEDLE

#

NOW I GOT IT IN MY BLIND

carmine river
#

Uhhhh

#

ANYHOO

#

Sell Luchador

lethal thunder
#

Tettrr...

torn zealot
#

yeah actually it's not that bad tbh

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meager plank
#

Blue stake makes me angy

torn zealot
#

just kidding

carmine river
lethal thunder
languid parrot
#

me barely scraping by on ante 4 seeing the boss blind is the wall

carmine river
meager plank
#

Where is banana (palu)

torn zealot
meager plank
languid parrot
carmine river
#

Can you tell I like my money

languid parrot
#

or that one boss where you have to sell a joker to not have debuffed cards, shit kills endless runs so quickly

carmine river
carmine river
#

Dont you only get it at like

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Ante 16

meager plank
#

Who else thinks ima think this a person in the middle of the night

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cloud pawn
#

Hi

carmine river
#

For Endless

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In what world will you not have Retcon at Ante 16

languid parrot
#

ante 8 as well, if i have a good build for endless and get that i usually just close the game

carmine river
torn zealot
#

wait the fuck i realized

meager plank
languid parrot
torn zealot
#

"2x mult if a hand contained a pair"

#

so i can fucking play one pair two pair and full house

#

tf

meager plank
languid parrot
carmine river
#

And straights

#

Don't ask how that works

torn zealot
#

wtf

meager plank
carmine river
#

Just make sure there's a pair in the hand you play

meager plank
carmine river
#

But sure

meager plank
clever apex
#

Does anyone know if there's a website for Balatro that's similar to isaacle.net for The Binding of Isaac? Like a tool where you can guess of Jokers ? Would love something like that!

meager plank
carmine river
#

Wdym by that

#

Like fucking Wordle for Balatro

#

There's Balatrodle for that

#

It exists

torn zealot
#

venezuela economy

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meager plank
clever apex
carmine river
meager plank
meager plank
carmine river
meager plank
carmine river
meager plank
#

Make every joker effectively the same with mild visual differences

carmine river
#

It doesn't with me

meager plank
carmine river
#

I curse you to get Negative Cartomancer for the rest of your life

meager plank
#

I don’t even know what cartomsncer is

carmine river
#

Tarot Card generation when you select a Blind

meager plank
#

That doesn’t sound too bad

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Thank you man

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@carmine river why do banana go extinct but eggs don’t rot or crack

carmine river
#

8 straight runs

#

I'm scared for my life

lethal thunder
#

the swashbuckler egg combo represents US senators benefitting from inflation

carmine river
#

Iirc Gros Michel and Cavendish are extinct species of Bananers

meager plank
carmine river
#

Cavendish definitely is

#

But idk about Gros Michel

meager plank
carmine river
#

It is?

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Then there's your answer ig

meager plank
torn zealot
#

1 in 4 my ass

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carmine river
#

I just remembered wrongly

meager plank
#

Gros Michel isn’t extinct either

#

They’re just both vulnerable to diseases that makes people worry they’ll be extinct

carmine river
#

It's just not cultivated anymore

#

And if they're not abused by humanity then they don't exist

meager plank
#

Gros Michel is easier to go extinct because it’s less disease resistant

torn zealot
#

i'm about to do the funniest shit ever

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lethal thunder
#

is blueprint compaible with egg?

feral nymph
#

pretty sure it's not

echo sand
torn zealot
echo sand
#

being so close and then dieing always sucks

#

feels bad man

torn zealot
#

I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING I

#

HAHAHHAHA

#

i blame localthunk for this addiction.

dapper sand
#

Hey im looking for mod advice where should i look

lethal thunder
#

if you want something that fundamentally alters the game try cryptid/jen's almanac

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if you want something that feels vanillaish try extra credit

dapper sand
#

ive downloaded and played mods before on mac im looking to play extra credit mod

torn zealot
#

i believe that

lethal thunder
#

youtube has some useful stuff

dapper sand
#

but its giving me errors on extra credit with steammodded

flint jewel
#

red chip win

torn zealot
#

this game is a very good torture method

#

just force people to play it

#

and see they bawl their eyes out when they discard FIVE TIMES to get fucking high cards

dapper sand
#

Im getting missing dependencies even though other mods like paperback and cryptid have worked

slim junco
#

Pot of greed +3 hand size

raw aspen
torn zealot
#

ONE MORE FUCKING ONE PAIR AND I WILL KILL MYSE

#

does this do anything

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raw aspen
#

no

#

keep buying it

torn zealot
#

thanks thonk

#

no

raw aspen
#

yes

#

keep buying it

torn zealot
#

no

raw aspen
#

it will be good

brazen fulcrum
#

no

torn zealot
#

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WILL BE GOOD IT DOES NOTHING

brazen fulcrum
#

keep buying it fam

raw aspen
#

you will be rewarded in time

torn zealot
#

fine

brazen fulcrum
#

its an investment

torn zealot
#

yeah i will be rewarded in400 years

lethal thunder
torn zealot
#

there wont be anything to get bozo

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raw aspen
#

i didnt know these were in the game

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torn zealot
#

ok so do i just stack these

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slim junco
languid parrot
torn zealot
solar portal
torn zealot
#

you have astolfo pfp

novel fjord
#

what deck should I play

solar portal
#

Buying it a few Times unlocks an upgrade for it

novel fjord
#

I am grinding out gold stakes and I dunno what to play anymore

stray mantle
torn zealot
#

i did

stray mantle
torn zealot
#

free money hack with faceless joker

stray mantle
torn zealot
#

i just did

stray mantle
#

oh okay

torn zealot
#

argentina inflation

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to know more about this exploit google balatro inflation

solar portal
#

Heck no