🎙・server-chat

[abstract parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-endless-calamity-endless-calamity-wonder-of-u-gif-22458105

[lean trench]

for winning on plasma sure

for high ante? hell no

[winged oak]

how do they work

[lean trench]

this is a goofy run

[winged oak]

do they score

no matter what

[lean trench]

yeah you can throw them into any hand for 50 extra chips

[winged oak]

oh damn

[fiery yew]

the devious blueprint

[lean trench]

blueprint wont show himself

[fiery yew]

we need to buy vagabond and obelisk

[simple tide]

this is a very good build for such an early ante

[winged oak]

i bought my physical card deck preorder today

late may

:(

[desert ingot]

I got mine a few weeks ago :)

[fathom fjord]

I hate straight builds

[lean trench]

my deck is a slab of stone

[winged oak]

Straight build with no shortcut

[jovial parrot]

Got that rock hard deck

[wanton sluice]

Deck fixing is better than shortcut

[winged oak]

deck fixing?

[jovial parrot]

You gotta make your deck smaller

If that's even possible

[fathom fjord]

Yeah but didn’t have many choices. First time I got hangman was like ante 7

[mystic copper]

Teacher: "what are you laughing about?"
Me: "nothing"
My brain: "hehe... Druggler"

[jovial parrot]

Shortcut and Four Fingers are the homophobic duo of the series

[wanton sluice]

Removing cards to make playing your hand easier

[jovial parrot]

But four fingers is more of just the dumb one and shortcut is the leader

[wanton sluice]

Like getting your deck to be only 7 ranks

[winged oak]

i could never

i never get far enough

51

[jovial parrot]

"Oy! We need all them cards to be straight!"
"Duh... Okay boss..."
"And if you don't make that happen you're gonna lose another finger you hear me!?"

[wintry nova]

lol i was playing the non-perishable challenge (the one where all jokers are eternal) and bought a riffraff in the first shop curious if the jokers it made would be eternal, they were, and yet somehow that was the run i finally beat the challenge after 10ish attempts

[jovial parrot]

There really should be some kind of animated series that makes all the jokers into characters

There doesn't even need to be a real story or anything just makes them sort of funny comic style stuff

[red hamlet]

There really doesn't need to be an animated series

[abstract parcel]

Yeah no, this Black Deck is scuffed.

[autumn flame]

there should be balatro 2

[jovial parrot]

It could just be a comic series too

Whatever works

[red hamlet]

how about just
no

[jovial parrot]

Why not lol

[red hamlet]

because not everything needs to have other media forms

[ashen flume]

Hii, Can I ask a question regarding mods?

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[lean trench]

couldnt quite make the whole deck stone but i got close

[upper dust]

stoner

[gritty mirage]

Stoned

[merry ridge]

wtf

not at the game

at the windows bar lol

[indigo cedar]

Roffle in this server

[merry ridge]

do you have like an old school windows skin on or something

[fathom fjord]

You better have the stone joker

[lean trench]

i had both stone jokers

[fathom fjord]

Oops! All stones

[merry ridge]

brand new cereal

[lean trench]

i just play in windowed?

[indigo cedar]

Cray combo and even crazy with holographic joker

[merry ridge]

i guess i don't remember what default windows look like lol

I been rocking aero dark modes forever

[lean trench]

never found holo or any copy jokers

[indigo cedar]

Ah k

[valid cipher]

Bisexual Joker: Turns all played cards Polychrome if played hand is a Straight that contains a Wild Card

fire or nah?

[red hamlet]

lesbian joker
creates a blueprint and brainstorm and makes them violently make out on your screen

[glacial oxide]

Bisexual joker: grants 1.5x to every Jack held in hand if one king and one queen score in played hand

[valid cipher]

Lesbian Joker: x2.5 Mult if hand contains a Pair of Queens

[glacial oxide]

Sexy joker: bonks user for playing it

[brittle storm]

Asexual joker: 2x mult but only if you play a single type of face card

[last temple]

Out of curiosity, does we think we will get a renewed License Joker in a future update, or will we forever continue to operate with an Expired License like the Jokers we are? 🪪

[glacial oxide]

It's expired is should be debuffed

[lilac sable]

Ughhhhhhh I hate the plant!

[last temple]

1 in 16 chance of getting License revoked.

Maybe unlocks a Renewed License without the debuff kind of like like Gros Michel/Cavandish play out.

[slim junco]

Typical day in
Friends of jimbo

[wooden bloom]

Am I tweaking? Where is this guy getting his facts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjWSCuZYSqI&ab_channel=MurphyObv

Joined this discord and theres no mention of any of this here or on reddit

[hushed idol]

Finally got the last card (Trib) and got a nice run, ended with 2xTrib, blue joker, brainstorm, and dusk

[wooden bloom]

am i being trolled

[hushed idol]

Messed up by accidentally playing my last hand because I was distracted but high score at least

[cursive fractal]

Murphy isn’t the type of guy to do that, they’re probably some like deep messages hidden in this channel or some other channel used as casual chat rather than announcements

[valid cipher]

most of the messages are pretty old, use the search function on discord to find em

[wooden bloom]

my bad i actually watched more and its just comments localthunk made which may or may not actually be consistent with the next updat

[valid cipher]

you can also filter by person to find only localthunks messages

[wooden bloom]

seems like jumping the gun on the announcement but whatever

[valid cipher]

might as well put together possibilities before it comes

just for fun

[pulsar rivet]

from: localthunk should help with this

[cursive fractal]

I predict it comes June 10th, why June 10th specifically? Because I said so! Now that I said that, it’s getting pushed back one more week

[umbral oriole]

5 days after deltarune 🔥🔥

[compact lynx]

i drew jimbo from memory how close am i

[red hamlet]

"jumping the gun"
and then it's literally the dev saying waht he's going to do

lmfao

[zinc stream]

i think 5

[compact lynx]

wait tell me a joker any joker and il draw it from memory

[red hamlet]

Abstract

[compact lynx]

im using a mouse

ok

[zinc stream]

blueprint

or baron

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[compact lynx]

just to clarify these are gonna be quick drawings

abstract joker

[zinc stream]

😌😌😌🤲

[red hamlet]

no chicken head
fail

[red hamlet]

bro
baron

[compact lynx]

royal and blue print

[red hamlet]

not bishop

lmfao

[upper rose]

[compact lynx]

bro my abstract is so bad

i swear it looked like him getting gundown

but i was wrong

[red hamlet]

he's a lil chicken head

[compact lynx]

my blueprint is pretty good

the more i look the worse it gets

[zinc stream]

KWKWKWKW

[zinc stream]

baron 😭🙏

[compact lynx]

any more jokers?

[zinc stream]

try brainstrom

[compact lynx]

oh god

[zinc stream]

oh mime

[valid cipher]

lgbtq+ joker be like “why so queerious”

[slender skiff]

EFOMW

[compact lynx]

bransrotm

brainstorm

[red hamlet]

Brianstrong

[slender skiff]

Im wanna try to play multiplayer. EFOMW

[red hamlet]

ask #⚙・modding-general

[queen depot]

Angstrom

[red hamlet]

tehy tend to play modded

[slender skiff]

Thanks

[glacial oxide]

Himbo: 4x if entire hand is face cards, no queens

[queen depot]

I for some reason dont wanna see card art for this.

[red hamlet]

Bimbo: creates 2 vials of estrogen

the dolls getting e tonight

[queen depot]

Turn any face card into a queen

[glacial oxide]

I hadn't thought of that aspect. you're right

What happens if you have bimbo and himbo

[red hamlet]

it's just kronk

[compact lynx]

mime

[glacial oxide]

LMAO

[queen depot]

Eimm

[red hamlet]

el mimo

[compact lynx]

he looks like a stoner

[red hamlet]

you get a slaanesh demon

[glacial oxide]

Kronk joker: Applies Kronk

[red hamlet]

Kronk joker: Discarding cards discards non-selected

[queen depot]

• 3 chips

[glacial oxide]

Kronk: kornk

[queen depot]

Balatro university would find some possible way to make that naneinf viable

[red hamlet]

so you can click discard on a 3 4 2
it discards the other cards

xdd

wrooooong leveeeeeeeeer

[glacial oxide]

this isn't funny but I'm laughing at myself

[red hamlet]

ok but it wouldn't do anything to the score or anything

It'd just be a way to discard more than 5 cards per discard

[queen depot]

Polychrome red seal glass 2

“Least” valuable card

Never targeted by kronk

[red hamlet]

it's why i reworded it

[queen depot]

Ah

Didn’t see that

…

Just a way to get more kings ig

[red hamlet]

you basically just get to pick which cards to keep

and you throw out everything not selected for discard

you can also just click discard to throw out the entire hand

xdd

[glacial oxide]

Joker Joker: No benefits but tells you a new joke every round

(You're the joke)

[red hamlet]

Slaanesh Joker

randomly converts cards to wild cards

(lovers tarot)

[celest garnet]

Guys, I fucked up bigtime. I was on the perfect road to my very first nan-inf after trying all day. Right before the big scary ante 24, (requires e77), I had a huge brainfart and sold my DNA for a weasly Main-in-rebate. My question; is there any way of undoing my mistake?? My last 2 hours are wasted, haha!

[red hamlet]

haha
no

[celest garnet]

Fuuuuuu**

[red hamlet]

though one sec

[celest garnet]

Im so sad

[red hamlet]

yeah nah

it's joever for you, i'm afraid

[wary creek]

Greetings chat

[celest garnet]

Im reluctant to end it. I was on e88 with my DNA, and just e60 with mail-in-rebate. I cant explain why I sold it, just a massive brainfart

[red hamlet]

complete fuck up

[red hamlet]

but hey

shit happens

[wary creek]

Chat is this overkill?

[red hamlet]

we've seen that before

[wary creek]

What should I do with it

My canio is on 4 and upticks on 2

I don’t know what to copy with Perkeo

[finite shadow]

Nope. GG

[wary creek]

Had an almost naneinf run and accidentally played a four of a kind instead of a flush five

[uneven edge]

exodia

[finite shadow]

It happens. Just think of it like this: next time you’ll know not to sell the DNA and will be fine :)

[wary creek]

I have all five pieces of exotic

Exodia

Fuck autocorrect

[uneven edge]

if it makes you feel any better im about to naneinf rn

[wary creek]

Send us results

[finite shadow]

You can’t get naneinf with flush five

Why lie

[wary creek]

I love seeing big number

[uneven edge]

you can

with perkeo

[wary creek]

What?

[finite shadow]

Okay well with that logic you can do anything with perkeo

[wary creek]

Ye I had so many cryptids

[uneven edge]

I mean it doesn’t change the fact regardless

[finite shadow]

Yeah but why flush five instead of high card that doesn’t make much sense

[wary creek]

Idk

[uneven edge]

I mean that’s not the point though right?

[finite shadow]

You’d have to use so many more cryptids throughout just to survive

[wary creek]

I just got flush five early and I kept getting it from packs and empress

[uneven edge]

you can just do the particle accelerator with eris’s

[wary creek]

I didn’t find observatory that run sadly

Didn’t wanna show up

[fallow hull]

Localthunk in the update you should a gun joker that has a 50/50 chance to insta win the run or delete balatro off your device

[wary creek]

Just thought of a Balatro themed pickup line

I am the unemployment final boss

[finite shadow]

This but instead of delete balatro it send an orbital airstrike to your location immediately

[wary creek]

“What’s that whistling sound I hear”

[finite shadow]

Hey girl are you obelisk? Because I like you a lot and would like to have sex with you

[wary creek]

Yeah

[finite shadow]

That’s mine

[wary creek]

Hey girl clears throat will you be the blueprint to my Brainstorm leans on expensive iPhone with Balatro installed

[finite shadow]

Oh that wasn’t very funny

[wary creek]

I know

That’s the point

[finite shadow]

Also they are lesbian blueprint and brainstorm are 2 girls

[wary creek]

Who says I’m not a girl?

Wow

[finite shadow]

Hm

😞

[wary creek]

I’m not dw😭

Hey girl, are you a green joker? Because you’re fucking useless

[red hamlet]

hey girl

you wanna see my lego cars

[wary creek]

YES

[finite shadow]

Wtf

[wary creek]

I don’t like green joker

[red hamlet]

it's how i got my gf

we met up and i showed her my cool lego cars cause i got really nervous

[finite shadow]

Hey girl are you black deck bc I hate you

[wary creek]

I actually tried black deck

[glossy anchor]

LMAO

[red hamlet]

[wary creek]

Ain’t that bad

I thought it was horrible

[glossy anchor]

I got my first ever win on black deck

[finite shadow]

Were you on white stake

[wary creek]

I got to orange and gave up

I hate orange stake

[finite shadow]

Impressive then I’ll give you that

[wary creek]

I do mine in order

[finite shadow]

It’s just the starts that are exceptionally hard on black deck

Cuz 80% of the time your build will win in one hit

[glossy anchor]

I'm on my first ever orange stake and I lost because crimson heart disabled mr bones

[finite shadow]

Or two

[wary creek]

Yeah that’s one part of it

[wary creek]

What that’s actually bringing a tear to my eye wtf😭

[glossy anchor]

you underestimate how bad I am

[finite shadow]

No I believe in you

[red hamlet]

chat

they're shlombing me tomorrow

[wary creek]

WE believe

[wary creek]

What the fuck did you just say to me?

[glossy anchor]

hey me too, what a coincidnece

[red hamlet]

i'm going to eat the left side of your chest

[finite shadow]

Shlomb

[wary creek]

NO

[finite shadow]

[glossy anchor]

I already called dibs

back off

[red hamlet]

turn you into a Slaaneshi daemon

[wary creek]

:ash_baby:

[finite shadow]

:fart:

[wary creek]

That’s right

I’m broke

Can’t afford nitro

[finite shadow]

Unlucky

[glossy anchor]

but you can reroll till you get blueprint?

[glossy anchor]

seems like misplaced proirities to me

[wary creek]

This was a while ago when I was doing my yellow deck on all stakes

[glossy anchor]

makes me feel better, I need to see images of crimson heart getting heat up

[wary creek]

I full beat amber acorn like 10 minutes ago and it won’t show up in my collection

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-stove-turn-on-gif-18139238

[glossy anchor]

maybe i'm wierd but I don't know how to play with legendaries

[red hamlet]

weirdooooo

[wary creek]

Perkeo is useful for particle accelerators

Chicots just an all rounder

Canio is overpowered

[glossy anchor]

I got a perkeo run on mobile white stake and lost, then got a trib run on mobule and lost

[glossy anchor]

until my glass don't break

[finite shadow]

Just win

[glossy anchor]

maybe its just mobile

[finite shadow]

Nope

Def not that

[wary creek]

I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER BALATRO PICK UP LINE

[finite shadow]

Go

[glossy anchor]

to be fair, I lost because I kept playing 4 card hands on that boss that you can only play 5 card hands

[red hamlet]

the tree has a "gift"

[glossy anchor]

I just zoned out and wasted all my hands

[drifting tusk]

w

[wary creek]

“I can’t beat this blind without you. Canio come over to my house 👉👈”

Get it

Because

Canio

Can you

[drifting tusk]

h

a

h

a

h

a

h

a

[wary creek]

See he gets it

[drifting tusk]

i get it

[wary creek]

What I said

[drifting tusk]

what he said

[wary creek]

The crickets are very loud

No I said that

[red hamlet]

Silence, Legendary

[glossy anchor]

chicot, lets gooooooooooo

[wary creek]

The sixth legendary joker

[drifting tusk]

i guess you could say i need to BRAINSTORM some social skills

get it

like

[red hamlet]

how about you brainstorm a job

[drifting tusk]

no

[wary creek]

I no no wanna

I have Balatro

[glossy anchor]

I have ortalab

[wary creek]

Will you be the Photograph to my Hanging Chad

That’s a cute one I reckon

[glossy anchor]

will you be the mime to my baron

[wary creek]

The stone joker to my marble joker

The banner to my delayed gratification

[glossy anchor]

the certificate to my hologram

[wary creek]

The rocket to my To the moon

[glossy anchor]

the trading card to my canio

[wary creek]

The sixth sense to my shoot the moon

[glossy anchor]

the blueprint to my literally anything

[wary creek]

My brainstorm it my literally anything

[glossy anchor]

the oops all 6s to my bloodstone

[glossy anchor]

no but you see, brainstorm is strictly worse

[wary creek]

The oops all sixes to my business card

[wary creek]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[red hamlet]

it litearlly is worse than blueprint

[glossy anchor]

the oops all 6s to my wheel of fortune

[glossy anchor]

no but it is

[wary creek]

Yeah I know

[drifting tusk]

nope!

[glossy anchor]

nope!

[wary creek]

nope!

[red hamlet]

Yeah!

[wary creek]

WE HIT THE ONE IN TEN

[willow kite]

can you please stop hitting my tarot cards when i need planets for scoring?

[red hamlet]

CHAT

LET'S SNORT URANIUM

[wary creek]

YEAH

[glossy anchor]

nope it hits once in 10 runs and gives foil

stupid ass foil

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-gif-6426574609835139821

[red hamlet]

Fun fact!

[willow kite]

once

[glossy anchor]

pics or it didn't happen

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-osu-greece-greek-cat-osu-cat-greek-gif-2694212203346871017

[wary creek]

The Fortnite to my Battlepass

Wait

Wrong game

[glossy anchor]

as expected you have no evidence

[red hamlet]

Skaven are a faction of rats in Warhammer Fantasy
They have access to gatling guns, lightning cannons, bikes with swords on them and Nuclear Armaments

[wary creek]

The Anaglyph deck to my Negative Tag

The drivers license to my certificate

Wait no

[red hamlet]

they don't work together

you buffoon

[wary creek]

The drivers license to my grim/ familiar/ incantation

[red hamlet]

the drivers license to my marble joker

[wary creek]

I’m not a Buffoon

[drifting tusk]

Will you be the Sock and Buskin to my Ride the Bus (wtf is this 'synerngy' everyone talks about)

[wary creek]

I’m a jester

[wary creek]

Ummm

[glossy anchor]

literally just unlocked this and its hijacking ante 1

[wary creek]

Yeah but

Eww

Diamonds

Diamonds stinky

[glossy anchor]

the paredoilia to my the plant

[glossy anchor]

I'm going for the "play a hand of all 7 of clubs"

[wary creek]

The gluttonous joker to my Seeing double

[wary creek]

THATS HOW YOU GET SEEING DOUBLE

The greatest card of all

[glossy anchor]

wait fr?

tf is seeing double

[wary creek]

X2 mult if hand contains a scoring club card and a card of any other suit

[red hamlet]

playing a club and any other suit gives 2x

it's fucking bad

lmfao

[wary creek]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

NO ITS NOT

[red hamlet]

be nice

dickhead

[wary creek]

I got to ante 13 with it

[red hamlet]

that's craaaaaazy

[wary creek]

On orange stake

[glossy anchor]

wait thats literally free mult no

[red hamlet]

you would've gotten past ante 13 if you took a scaling xmult

[red hamlet]

no because you need to use clubs and clubs are mid

[wary creek]

That’s what I’m saying

[red hamlet]

you also need to use multiple suits

[glossy anchor]

when did that happen?

[wary creek]

Clubs have the most cards related to scoring

[glossy anchor]

just get negative shortcut ezz

[red hamlet]

so flush five is out the window

[red hamlet]

ah yes
the STRAIGHTS joker

dawg, i'm not playing straights

when i could be playing flush fives

[proper spear]

who's playing flush fives

[red hamlet]

or 4oaks with bloodstone jammies

[wary creek]

He means four fingers

[glossy anchor]

its the best way to dynamicize your hand suits

[proper spear]

unless you're going super deep endless

[wary creek]

It’s about seeing double

[regal moss]

Add that with smeared joker and spades + clubs is the best suit

[wary creek]

They tryna convince me its a bad joker

[wary creek]

Exactly what I’m saying

[regal moss]

Four fingers is godlike

[glossy anchor]

four fingers + shourtcut

I really love shortcut

[wary creek]

Put seeing double, four fingers, smeared, level up eris a bunch

[mystic copper]

No way it's Perkeo from Balatro

[regal moss]

I use the shortcut joker with it that lets you create gaps in straights and its amazing for runner and the straight flush spectral joker whose name i forget

[wary creek]

Seance

[wary creek]

Hi

[regal moss]

Thanks

[glossy anchor]

exactly

[mystic copper]

Hi

[glossy anchor]

shortcut is life

[wary creek]

I am Perkeo Balatro

Brother of jimbo balatro

[glossy anchor]

speak of the devil

[mystic copper]

Interesting

[regal moss]

I LOVE SHORTCUT

[wary creek]

Shortcut, seance and smear is OP

[red hamlet]

mmm yes

[glossy anchor]

me too, I took it instantly

[mystic copper]

So are all the Legendaries just siblings of Jimbo?

[red hamlet]

3 jokers to get a spectral

[regal moss]

Dont forget 4 fingers and ancient joker

[wary creek]

Every joker is personalized

We are all different

Yet all the same

[mystic copper]

Me when Mario 64

[wary creek]

Beat me to it

[mystic copper]

Very cryptic, you are... or, rather, Cryptid

[regal moss]

I loved when jimbo was a bafda a couple weeks ago and talked shit on the industry and to go play animal well

[glossy anchor]

no jimbo is everyones granddad

[regal moss]

Jimbo is immortal

[wary creek]

ADD A CARD CALLED JIMBO THE FIRST

[mystic copper]

-# me when 7 Grandad

[wary creek]

X4 mult

He is first Jimbo ever

[mystic copper]

I assume that would be a Rare

[red hamlet]

uncommon fr

[wary creek]

Think of it like grow michel and cavendish

[glossy anchor]

oh I lost my run

[wary creek]

Rip

[regal moss]

And he would require a regular jimbo card to be destroyed beforehand

either by ceremonial dagger, madness, etc

[old pollen]

WTF I GOT THREE LEGENDARY jOKERS IN ONE DAY

[regal moss]

or hex

[wary creek]

Or ankh

[tepid sonnet]

huh

[mystic copper]

Uncommon? But The Family gives x4 and it's Rare, plus it's conditional

[wary creek]

Fuck I lost mine as well

[glossy anchor]

twas a throway run, no perkeo + death

[wary creek]

Crying rn

[regal moss]

But the family is for a specific hand

[regal moss]

heartbreaking'

[wary creek]

Is cavendish rare or uncommon?

[regal moss]

rare?

lemme check

[mystic copper]

Cavendish is common

But you need to break Gros Michel to get it

[red hamlet]

yeah cav is common lmfao

[wary creek]

He’s common

[red hamlet]

you can get gros from riff
gross dies
riff can give cavendish

xdd

[wary creek]

Weird

[regal moss]

Its so weird how cavendish is common

[red hamlet]

it's because it needs gros michel to die

[glossy anchor]

I'm common

[regal moss]

it should honestly be an uncommon at least

[red hamlet]

it'd be fucking stupid if it was rare

[red hamlet]

it's actualyl fine for it to be common

because then taking gros isn't a huge gamble

[mystic copper]

Yeah, and if Jimbo the First is unconditional, meaning you can use it in more runs, then Rare would fit it best

[wary creek]

I can already picture it

[glossy anchor]

no, you have to get gros michel to get it, which lowers the chance compared to other uncommons

[regal moss]

Ok i see what you mean

[wary creek]

Like one of those older joker cards

[regal moss]

Omg like the one on an old french deck

[wary creek]

Literally what I meant

Jimbo the first

My son

New joker idea

Joe Ker

[regal moss]

Why does jacksepticeye look like jesus christ now

[glossy anchor]

do I drop it all?

[wary creek]

Join us, child

[sacred sparrow]

scared money don’t make money

[wary creek]

Purchase it

[glossy anchor]

terrible advice 😭

[regal moss]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[regal moss]

is all or nothing

[keen willow]

Do it, you can survive

[glossy anchor]

I took it

[slim junco]

idk what to do

[wary creek]

Why’d my friend send this to me

[slim junco]

its ante 1 btw

[regal moss]

get trio

[opaque shard]

Jicken chockey

[wary creek]

You know exactly what you have to do, you just don’t know it yet

[wary creek]

Now you need hanging chad and brainstorm

[regal moss]

Photochad my beloved

[opaque shard]

It's the perkolator

[wary creek]

Fellow photochad lover

[regal moss]

Then a negative lucky cat and some luck on arcana packs

[wary creek]

What about photochad and idol/ancient

[glossy anchor]

I took the poor man, vagabond or smth

[regal moss]

Ima be honest I dont like idol

[glossy anchor]

Idol is ass, ancient is love

[opaque shard]

Idol is arguably better but ancient is more fun

[regal moss]

Idol is still good i just prefer ancient joker

[opaque shard]

On high score at least

[wary creek]

If you have more of one card it increases the chance of idol picking it

[regal moss]

this

[red hamlet]

it's not actually

Idol needs hella deck fix to get working

[wary creek]

Elaborate

[red hamlet]

ancient just works

[regal moss]

exactly

[wary creek]

Exactly

[red hamlet]

Exactly

[wary creek]

TWINNING RIGHT NOW

[regal moss]

i dont want to have to grind out a DNA and deaths just to be able to use it

[glossy anchor]

exactly, and I don't got time for that

[wary creek]

Then you are not ready

[glossy anchor]

I'm trying to beat orange stake ante 8

[wary creek]

For the decent of Jimbo Balatro as he decends from the heavens

[wary creek]

Good luck

What boss

[glossy anchor]

oh not now, I'm trying to get the 7 club thing

so I took blueprint and vagabond

[wary creek]

Yes

Seeing double is op

Free Xmult

Good early game and sometimes late game

[regal moss]

mm yes yummy tarots

credit card is practically made for vagabond

[glossy anchor]

tf is this seed

[regal moss]

same with rocket

[wary creek]

VAGABOND IS LIKE GOVERNMENT BENEFITS

IF YOURE POOR HE GIVES YOU STUFF

[glossy anchor]

bro fr 😭

[regal moss]

send once you die i wanna play it

[regal moss]

thats the idea lmao

[glossy anchor]

excpect it in like 1 minute lol

[regal moss]

1 hour later:

[vast raft]

And if you're just barely above qualification you're worse off cuz you don't get shit

[wary creek]

Exactly, government benefits

[red hamlet]

the real play is to grab gift card to juice prices of your jokers
so that when vagabond gives you temperance, you get like 50 bucks

[vast raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796871137530347520/1361841016046354594/memex.gif

[red hamlet]

made it to ante 8 boss with this dogshit

[glossy anchor]

I wish

[wary creek]

Surely this can’t have been what he meant right?

[regal moss]

You say dogshit. I say peak joker setup.

[vast raft]

Negative riff-raff is a godsend

[red hamlet]

bro, sell the non negative showman lmfao

[glossy anchor]

bait?

[red hamlet]

peak

[regal moss]

Bait.

[wary creek]

Yeah but haha funny

Yeah but brainstorm

And dna

Also is it just me

Or whenever I use wraith it gives me vagabond

The game knows I’m poor

[glossy anchor]

I skipped it tho, Its probably baseball or something

[glossy anchor]

at least you get the value instantly

[wary creek]

Ong

[glossy anchor]

vagabong out here making temperence

I got the dna

[red hamlet]

remember to copy dna to get more kingsters

[digital flume]

why tow showmen?

[glossy anchor]

yeah but I just lost the run

[karmic citrus]

Fire?

those who copy the ability of the joker to the rght

[wary creek]

Mewprint

[vapid thistle]

this is truly a run

[red hamlet]

giga nanas

[glossy anchor]

3T8UG6XQ

[wary creek]

Had me scared for a second

[wary creek]

Here we are

[karmic citrus]

blud aint you a celeste player

[wary creek]

Steps?

[red hamlet]

i'm white bruh

i can't say it

[glossy anchor]

blueprint is in first shop

[wary creek]

That’s actually broken what

[glossy anchor]

dna is in a buffon back on a big blind

in like ante 2/3

[wary creek]

Aight

[glossy anchor]

I forgot to copy my baron

[wary creek]

Damn

[glossy anchor]

I would've won

shit I'm dumb

[wary creek]

Rest in peace

I’ll test it now

[vapid thistle]

hi miau

[karmic citrus]

hi lipton

[pale harbor]

I like the face card strategy where you make all your cards face cards

[vapid thistle]

more bananas

[glossy anchor]

I'll probably replay the seed

[karmic citrus]

is this seeded

[vapid thistle]

no lmao

[finite shadow]

Twitch chatter moment

[karmic citrus]

true

[vapid thistle]

also i got a natural negative trading card

[karmic citrus]

waow

Wtf

i need to get better at balatro

how do i unlock the invis joker

[wary creek]

Be good

[finite shadow]

Win a game without using more than 4 jokers at once

[glossy anchor]

I got it yesterday or so

[karmic citrus]

wtf

[glossy anchor]

I use painted deck, did the run alongside a friend

[finite shadow]

What just play painted deck

[wary creek]

You can never have more than 4

[karmic citrus]

thats pretty difficult

[finite shadow]

No it’s not

[wary creek]

Not really

[karmic citrus]

i dont have painted deck

[wary creek]

Just RNG

[karmic citrus]

I dont have all the decks yet brah

[finite shadow]

Also no

[karmic citrus]

im relatively new

[red hamlet]

i'm ngl

i did it on checkered

lmfao

[finite shadow]

I think I did as well

[wary creek]

Isnt painted beating red stake

[finite shadow]

Idk

[karmic citrus]

its green stake

[vapid thistle]

i think its black stake?

oh

[wary creek]

Yeah

Painted is just good for not having 5 jokers

[cursive kernel]

sad day

[glossy anchor]

yeah and it actuall gives you something instead of just locking your deck

[red hamlet]

ok but why would i NOT play iwth a huge downside

y'all weaksauce

[finite shadow]

Cuz you’re dumb idk

[red hamlet]

yeah, dumb people can't play with a downside

[finite shadow]

True too busy being dumb

[slim junco]

Yesterday 3 wheel of fortunes hit in a row and then all of my jokers had an effect on them (foil, poly etc.)

[finite shadow]

Holy cow smokes

[glossy anchor]

holo hologram

[finite shadow]

Hehe nice

Hologramolo

[slim junco]

Hologram-phic

[slim junco]

Y'all I'm stuck on purple stake green deck I'm trying to get to orange stake so I can beat it and unlock erratic deck any help?

[wise skiff]

Is hologram worth it? Or do I crack open the packs to maybe find smth more reliable?

[vapid thistle]

play easier hands to get since blue stake sucks so play like pairs

use a lot of planets

[finite shadow]

You will very likely die if you take this hologram, pray for good draws and a good +mult joker next or you will 100%

[wise skiff]

Yeah true

[livid berry]

What

[wise skiff]

Maybe the packs are a better investment

[slim junco]

Okay thanks @vapid thistle

[livid berry]

You are on blue deck, I think at the very least you can clear ante 2 small blind

[wise skiff]

True

Screw it hologram it is

[finite shadow]

Personally, I would probably take the holo, only because I’ve played this game so much and done everything there is to do, I want to make the seemingly worse choice in hopes it’ll play off

But, packs are better option

[wise skiff]

Too late…

[livid berry]

The packs can very much screw you over anyways

[finite shadow]

If you don’t get a good shop and good draws, then I’d restart cuz your death certificate would already be signed!

[vapid thistle]

death certificate? isaac refference?

[finite shadow]

Yeah but an eternal xmult joker that does nothing at first and is twice as expensive…

[livid berry]

Certificate joker reference

[finite shadow]

Get it. Synergy.

[wise skiff]

Good enough for now ig

[livid berry]

Yeah you just win

[glossy anchor]

we are so back

[finite shadow]

Nice

[livid berry]

Wait, was that first shop?

I thought it was second

[slim junco]

I have been trying to get big score so I can get to an E but I'm not able to

[vapid thistle]

i got to e19 but i got really lucky and got triboulet + sock and dusk i think

[livid berry]

It's usually just luck

Glass retriggers is probably the easiest way, but it's usually just play until you can get a build that can do it

[vapid thistle]

true

[slim junco]

Yeah Ig my luck hasn't been going so well lately I'ma do a run rn and I'll tell you how it goes

[vapid thistle]

i think this is the footage

[slim junco]

Omg that's insane

[vapid thistle]

if only i was on plasma deck

[cursive kernel]

lost on ante 16 so i think i did pretty good especially not on plasma deck

[vapid thistle]

this is the same feeling as not being able to afford a ante 1 small blind shop blueprint

[cursive kernel]

and then i saw dna later on...

which would be an instant win...

[slim junco]

Oops all commons so far

[glossy anchor]

blue sticker on half joker is insane

[slim junco]

True I didn't even realise lol

[glossy anchor]

I can't be playing tiny hands with 2 discards

[ember root]

Half Joker isn't terrible tbh

[vapid thistle]

half joker is really nice for pairs

i have purple sticker on half lmao

[zinc trellis]

You guys can support my stream on twitch, I’m new to the game so any tips and commenting would be appreciated experience

[wise skiff]

Yippee

Which deck should I do next

[ember root]

Do Black Deck

Suffer first have fun later

[wise skiff]

I mean I’ll try it

I’ve had enough fun on this game it’s time for a bit of annoyance

[vast raft]

Always play anaglyph deck on white stake

It's the most fun one

[wise skiff]

Already gold staked that and it was actually pretty fun

Ghost stake can be really good too

Also this beauty of a first shop

[slim junco]

Nooooo my brainstorm!!!!!!

[wise skiff]

Damn that sucks

[slim junco]

😭😭

[vapid thistle]

arcana pack has temperance maybe

[slim junco]

Lost here mostly cuz of my stupid mistakes 😭

True I should have looked in it @vapid thistle

[indigo anvil]

Tried a wild centered deck and man i forgot how much of a nerf it is

[ember root]

Damn you lowkey alr won unless the game actively fricks you up

[slim junco]

Wish they added mods to mobile cuz I always play on mobile

[red hamlet]

yeah we noticed

[red hamlet]

if you got a pc you can mod it on mobile

[wise skiff]

I hate to break it to you but I forgot to read my boss blind the next ante and screwed up the ancient so I lost. So in reality I screwed myself over

[red hamlet]

unless you're an ios weirdo

[ember root]

💔

[slim junco]

Oh btw I found a secret joker

[ember root]

Holy flip

[opaque shard]

HOW TO UNLOCK BALATRO SECRET JOKER 100% REAL (STILL WORKS 2025)

[slim junco]

YESSSS

[mental kelp]

In retrospective after 2025 gameplay update will be out, would you be open to draw inspiration from the modding scene for redesigs/balance adjustments and addition of useful QoL features?

[idle ibex]

I actually enjoyed it, I think I could have done better tho

[mental kelp]

One more question: is there any plans on enhancing cards customization and sfx systems (example: most Jokers having unique sound effects of their own instead of classic high pitch «Bling» sound)?

[red hamlet]

i'm ngl

it loses the charm if the sounds are unique

[mental kelp]

*as a toggle option

[slim junco]

howdy chat

as detailed in my bio, i have only won 5 balatro runs.

Looking for suggestions.

[wise skiff]

Play ghost deck ig?

[mental kelp]

Btw, folks, what are your thoughts on Balatro collabs that add not only cosmetic but also gameplay content? Like a new unique deck for example

As an optional content not required for c++ and other unlocks

[prime jay]

theyre fun modded dont think id wanna see one in vanilla

[mental kelp]

Couldn't the same be said about custom card looks?

aka collabs

[prime jay]

custom cards are pretty inconsequential

[mental kelp]

So are decks that not affecting achievements?

[tough surge]

Hi

[prime jay]

entire custom decks meanwhile add content to the game. it would feel much more out of place

[mental kelp]

Hmmm

[tough surge]

Nan inf so ez

I got it 3 times random seed

[red hamlet]

seems legit

[empty rock]

should i reroll this

[inner island]

the marble only works in the beginning of the blind so if its disabled then you will score your normal amount

[empty rock]

I stuck with the boss blind and won but thanks for the advice‼️

[rare yew]

Im at 109/150 on my C++ journey

Am I right in saying that’s probably like the halfway point?

[red hamlet]

banger work

[stable isle]

is slay the spire any good?

[red hamlet]

it's fun

i'd recommend

[stable isle]

150 of what

I like lua actually

[red hamlet]

jokers

[stable isle]

except for starting at 1 on arrays

[red hamlet]

c++ is completionist++

not the programming language lmfao

[stable isle]

oh lol

[rare yew]

As someone that has done a lot of work in both I’m a Lua fan but I do love C++ too

But yes, 150 joker gold stickers

[stable isle]

how 😭

I beat the game like twice

[rose summit]

Can you fix michel not grossing himself off for 8 antes

[fresh spruce]

if i where to guess 120 seems closer to half time wise

[stable isle]

but yeah, I only know lua because of roblox

[fresh spruce]

1 in 6

[rare yew]

Sounds like you were blessed to me

[rose summit]

I wanted cavendish😔

[stable isle]

what is gross michael

[sick mountain]

Is there any plans of a feature that could bring mods to iOS(I’m too broke to get it on pc)

[rare yew]

[red hamlet]

Can we get a sneak peek of a new joker

I promise we won't leak it

[stable isle]

holy poo is that the real papyrus from undertale!!!!

[sick mountain]

NYEH HEH HEH!

[shut wharf]

\^w^/

[agile pawn]

finally

[shut wharf]

:з

[lean cloud]

I'm unable to replay the tutorial for some weird reason is there something i'm missing

[rare yew]

No plans, no. There’s not really a plan to make official mod support on PC yet either I was just asking the community what that might look like if I ever do add official support.
The problem on mobile/consoles is that you’d need an in game mod browser as well and that is like a horrible problem to solve

Truly horrible, the liability there is crazy

[sick mountain]

Yeah that’s true. I don’t know anything about game development

[willow kite]

I need to click on my profile to change my name so ignore this

[stable isle]

and we shall shower in riches!!! 🤑

[red hamlet]

you can just click on the bottom left > edit profile and on the top switch to balatro

[willow kite]

i said ignore it!

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-tired-fed-up-gif-25649572

[willow kite]

oh yea thanks

[red hamlet]

you're welcome

[willow kite]

well i got 4 blue stakes now and 1 gold stake others are black stakes

[mighty gulch]

Howdy I'm kinda new to Balatro it's super fun so far lol

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/enderman-minecraft-steve-punch-punched-gif-459970344793749220

[mighty gulch]

The only game I've ever seen with modding on Xbox is Skyrim, so it must be tough to add mods

[stable isle]

idk if you know this, but "balatro" means "buffoon" in latin

[willow kite]

example of a perfect developer

[red hamlet]

he does

[stable isle]

I had to look that one up on wiktionary

[willow kite]

so i way opening balatro packs this whole time?

[stable isle]

I suppose so

[red hamlet]

yup

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-memes-meme-face-gif-24696612

[inner island]

Is there going to be official multiplayer support and maybe crossplay too?

[red hamlet]

no multiplayer

too much crap to deal with

[willow kite]

No, mods exists

[red hamlet]

use the mod if you want multiplayer

[mighty gulch]

I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday and decided to just hop on Balatro lol

[stable isle]

imagine being a professional buffoon

[rare yew]

It’s actually insanely hard, just think about how a user can upload basically any lua code as a mod, and on top of that any images as well. The rating for the game may have to include user generated content if that’s the case, use your imagination with what people can come up with

[red hamlet]

You don't have to, do you

[rare yew]

Also arbitrary Lua code officially supported on consoles and Mobile is a no go

[inner island]

I use it already but I play mostly on switch

[red hamlet]

Fun to think about modding on other platforms
Not fun to think about implementing it

[mighty gulch]

Huh I never knew that, thanks for the information no wonder so few games have it!

[stable isle]

how do people mod balatro

I decompiled it to add in a translation

but like, doesn't that conflict or something

[rare yew]

It’s not compiled - I shipped it with unobfuscated code so people could mod it easier

[stable isle]

W developer

[rare yew]

Pre launch I obfuscated the code

[stable isle]

I only know one other guy who did that

[red hamlet]

Right click > Open with Winrar

xdd

[stable isle]

I am inspired

[brisk bone]

wowie

[stable isle]

nah I dropped lua for C# and godot

[red hamlet]

Note: It will lose negative and put you at more jokers than you have slots
forcing you to sell 2 jokers if you want to grab another one

[brisk bone]

wnat should i sell for invs

yeah il

ik

[inner island]

If you already know c# lua shouldn't be too hard too learn

[stable isle]

I learned lua when I was like 10 and making crappy roblox games

[brisk bone]

i should probably sell a sock

i domt want 3 socks

[stable isle]

I just don't know how to do love

[rare yew]

Nothing to it but to do it

[stable isle]

it looks intimidating without any UI to move junk around in

[inner island]

There is an edx course that goes in detail by first showing you how to make simple games like pong

[stable isle]

code is not too difficult

it's the engine that confuses me

like if you have tried dialouge, you know that you practically need a script for every interaction

and then there's localization after that

[red hamlet]

https://github.com/Steamodded/Wiki
https://github.com/Steamodded/examples

Here's where you can start

[mighty gulch]

I remember trying to take a coding class in like 6th grade homeschooling and that was before I had my ADHD diagnosis so I just couldn't sit through it cause the guy in the video was speaking so slow 😭

[inner island]

2x speed

[stable isle]

when I was 10, they typed way too fast

[red hamlet]

like as complicated as it can feel
modding balatro is pretty easy

[mighty gulch]

TRUE

[stable isle]

it was impossible to keep up with

[stable isle]

trve

[mighty gulch]

I can type fast now but it took me a lot longer to learn how to

It's apparently to do with something called Diagraphia (probably spelled wrong) makes lots of stuff like that tougher 😞

[brisk bone]

welcome back photo chad

[stable isle]

dysgraphia? my dad has that I think

[red hamlet]

also you get to do funky mistakes

[mighty gulch]

Yeah that's what I got a long with ADHD made doing hand written school work nightmarish, I am very thankful I can use a computer for college work lmao

[red hamlet]

like flipping the wrong cards

ok man

[rare yew]

Byeeee

Why are people rude for no reason on the internet lmao

[mighty gulch]

I don't think they are very positive, but that's just a slight hunch tbh...

[red hamlet]

cause it's the internet
and they don't get punched for it

[stable isle]

yeah my dad also relied on the computer to write things for him

[mighty gulch]

No idea, I try to be nice to others cause why be hateful for no reason

[stable isle]

I don't have the same thing he had though

[red hamlet]

fucking mood tho

had to do all my exams on the puter

hard to use a pen when you got massive paws like me

[mighty gulch]

Tying shoes was also something I struggled with a lot and still kinda do but now that I know it was cause of that I'm less sad about it and more nice to myself

[stable isle]

are you a languages nerd

[mighty gulch]

Yeah kinda, I love sociology and anthropology the best though. English, and language in general with how they can change and evolve over time is my option as favorite as well

I wanted to take some more classes for languages but sadly couldn't cause I had to do math and some biology before taking other stuff this college semester

[rare yew]

If anyone ever wondered why I try to keep private (among other reasons) imagine 10,000 of that guy in my DMs all the time

[stable isle]

that would be torture

[mighty gulch]

I try my best to stay private as well, even though I'm not a famous person I still don't put myself out there on internet stuff cause I would NOT enjoy that 😭

[rare yew]

People need to chill, it’s a game

[stable isle]

also, the easy-to-mod code led me to "make" a native linux version

it's not really making, more like running a command

[mighty gulch]

TRUE!!!! I hate how crazy people get over video games they are supposed to be fun 😭

[warm linden]

OMG.. someone is playing balatro at this Metallica concert rn

[mighty gulch]

Epic 😎

[minor eagle]

hello Mr Balatro i love your silly game

[warm linden]

one second I'm sending it rn

he's a true gamer these seats here were 300-500 dollars

[rare yew]

Omg tell him the creator of the game thinks he’s rad as hell

[jovial parrot]

Bro is playing on the lowest speed too

[stable isle]

I wish I could get balatro on my phone without rebuying it

[red hamlet]

300-500 dollars to play balatro
while you have live metallica in teh background

i say that's money well spent

[warm linden]

exactly.

[minor eagle]

LOWEST SPEED is diabolical work

[stable isle]

my solution is to stream my game from my computer to my phone

[minor eagle]

but,at least hes having fun

[jovial parrot]

Anyways I'm gonna punch something

[stable isle]

0.5?

[jovial parrot]

What the hell are you setting up lmao

There's like zero synergy here

Well gold cards and mime but

[slim junco]

gold cards and vampire

[pallid hawk]

also what is trhat screenshot meant to show

[jovial parrot]

OH

Gold cards and vampire yeah no that's brilliant lmao

[mighty gulch]

The evil scary joker team trust me it's so scary the jokers go "BOO!!!"

[jovial parrot]

They go "BLEH!"

[mighty gulch]

I don't say bleh bleh bleh is what they sometimes rarely say

[jovial parrot]

"I don't say bleh bleh bleh! I say French laugh"

-Chris O'Neill

is it canon that Mime is a French joker

[red hamlet]

hon hon hon
oui oui

omelette du fromage

it was pretty funny to find out it's meant to be au

cause it's supposed to be Omelette au Fromage

[stable isle]

all I got from that was omega flowey

[granite lily]

mrbalatro

add gambling so i can afford a better gpu

[brisk bone]

i beat purple stake but it didn't unlock orange stake???

[mighty gulch]

How good is the plasma deck? It seems really strong

[brisk bone]

is this a bug

[granite lily]

you are not funny bro

[mighty gulch]

Did you put a seed on the run? If so I don't think it counts to progress

[red hamlet]

to be fair

he's not wrong

unless you want a shitty used gpu, it'll take you 3 kidneys

[granite lily]

its ok

its okay trust me

friends

[frosty turret]

hmmmm

thimk

[red hamlet]

2 of yours + a spare