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plant*
+21 mult won't save you in front of plant
You can sell supernova
you need glass cards
yeah but its a negative
true
So
So I sold supernova
If you need to get rid of a joker that’s probably the best one
temperance is good
honestly what you wanna do is get a temperance early and sell one egg
Sell all of the eggs round 1 and reroll for early econ
unironically not a bad idea?
Abstract yeah im stupid
Is this bait or what
Also I just noticed I could've sold the popcorn joker becase it's gonna die anyways
! Kiss
🤔
Yeah exactly
most normal balatro players:
even though it's negative it's gonna die in a round
Probably good to sell it for money yeah
yeah its worth selling for the like 3 dollars
popcorn is also negative
yeah but it leaves you anyway
Wait what were you selling for in the first place
sock and buskin
So selling the negatives doesn't accomplish that goal
Bad eco? 
Yeah ig
I need to be sleeping
Raaaaah
first time reaching +100 on trousers
yeah since i got flash card i just reroll
a lot
every chance i get
Da pants
Man i love egg + dagger
Doubled my mult from using swashbuckler
I still believe egg can be argubly stronger than most of the uncommon econ jokers if you can chain a bunch of temperance value
Its funny
That + swash is it’s only purpose
And well of course the dagger
But getting a burst of 40+ money is great, makes bull/boots more viable
Or flash card, when you reroll on the shop and get even more temperance to reroll some more
pareidolia best econ joker trust
Makes tarot merchant crazy
i mean buying an egg early and selling it later when its a bit bigger is still worth
youre making money from it
Does anyone know what duplicating chicot is for?
it's a (likely) bug that causes it to further reduce certain boss blinds
like for the mantle it'll give you +1 hand size permanently
cuz chicot doesnt actually disable
it just reverses
so like
1 -1 is 0
but
1-1-1-1 is -2
and that's where the wacky shit beings
besign
begins*
yeah it allows you to get a permanent hand size bonus is the main thing
the permanent hand size is a 10000% bug tho
I kill mery Andy right?
im gonna go gros michel myself
🫡
but does it only work with card size or some other boss effect?
it helps with yorick but copying literally any of your other jonklers would be better
double wee is peak
theres other ones but i dont think any other one is permanent
if you get 2 chicots on the violet vessel it divides it by 3 TWICE, so you only need to score 33,333
oh yeah cause brainstorm
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKMMMMMMKKKKKK IT WAS CHAD???!??
WHY COULDNT OF BEEN YORICK
WHY
WHY
WHY
chill
still works because for each first played face card you get x2^5 mult
another chad is very very good
Not as good as a x50 mult tho 💔✌️
thats x32
yeah
with a red seal thats x64
I do have red seals
another yorick would probably still be better tho ya
oh thats not x50 thats x625 lol
yeah another yorick wouldve been crazy
…
but invisible always copys the least helpful one
that is better fs
one time it copyed my popcorn that was at 8 mult
buh bye constellation
why wouldnt you sell it first lmao
thats on you at that point
yes you can put the brainstorm on yorick
that brainstorm will skyrocket your numbers
idk it was late and wasnt thinking allat great
which is not the best place to be in on a balala run
4 more to go 🙏
yeah thats. x40,000
x625 from the brainstorm and the yorick
and the x64 from the red seal kings
theyre glass that number shoots to infinity
not actually.
if theyre glass then thats x640,000
guys which of red black magic nebula next
magic is my personal favorite
if theyre polychrome thats still x455625 btw
very good numbers
the hex can really carry you through earlier antes
thats ghost
magic gives you two copies of the fool and the crystal ball voucher
ghost is my favorite
thats what i meant yeah
followed by zodiac then erratic
i love deckfixing
i suppose magic deck would also allow for easier deckfixing
you can get that one joker by rerolling erratic deck until there are 4 7 of clubs
seeing double i think
yeah i did that too
unlocking onyx agate took me a while
i just got a lucky run with a buncha moons
screw it time to do black deck
yeah i got onyx agate by copying ace of clubs a ton with a high card build
good luck with that
😭
selling popcorn would not give you an extra joke slot
cause its negative
abstract is so peak on anaglyph when you hit the negative tag on like ante 9
i accidentally took hieroglyph on black deck once and i survived with wee somehow
lucky
xd
whats yalls win percentage
not too good i'll say that much
how to check
main menu, profile
you will learn the ways, young grasshopper
does a red seal on a king retrigger the baron effect?
where
yes
yeah that's why red seal steel kings are so popular with baron and/or mime
because it can retrigger it like 5 times
that's true
hi i cant do zodiac deck gold stake can someone help
pretty okay
- Egg ($68)
- Hanging Chad
- Smiley Face
- Photograph
- Bootstraps (Holographic, +62 Mult)
- Drunkard (Negative)
- Stuntman (Negative)
can we get a
emoji that says Maybe!

:(
thanks
me when I rip my 60 mult pantalones
._.
also I have a habit of yelling PANTALONES whenever I see them in the shop is this normal
I think so
o okai ^-^
I've considered making a pair irl
a few people have, I know, but my family actually owns a clothing factory so I could make them professionally
p a n t
wait I just realized
are the pants colors like that because they're supposed to be clown pants for jimbo
somewhat, but orange and blue are legitimate tweed colors too
but yes
I would think so
I would really consider therapy
thanks i hate schrodingers wheel of fortune
1/8 chance of edition
dunno
seems alright
first orange stake win
I'm still really new at this lol
i think it is in game but just not with the emoji
lemme check
i wonder if balatro has an anti piracy measure
jimbo
screams at you
or maybe its just a black background and jimbo plays ring around the rosie on loop
if you have to pirate balatro you aren't folding like a cheap suit you probably cant even afford a cheap suit
balatro is pretty expensive here
dang
if it were me, knowing how many diamonds you have in your deck. i'd discard the non-diamond cards, and do this flush
yeah definitely do that
Flush
okey
so discard the non-diamond ones
Like as long as you keep some steels that base mult is taking a lap around the others
wait i just noticed you dont have any discards
yes
then just do a flush
Yes
i have 3 hands
and keep the 6 steel card
should i try to get the flush and keep 3 steels
In that case use it as discard
how
use hands as discards
then yes
Play 10 7 till you can hopefully play 4 cards and 1 steel, if you know it'll be a game winner
Boys today was a joyous occasion. Made jokerless my bitch 💪🏼
huge
do i take this? i dont think my deck is consistent enough
hope we'll get Balatro switch 2 edition for 90€ and it just adds mouse ❤️❤️
Thatd be so cool
I would, and replace with dusk
You would still have time to thin your deck even if it lands on another card you won’t die
Plus the 100$ will help a lot in re rolls
just out of nowhere,i love this server
not a single server has been more fun than this one
thank you all
yay ♥
luck
I get blueprint, the +13 queen joker, and baron
But you know what i dont get for my next hand?
ANY FACE CARDS
So i lose
how many did you have in the deck tho?
Base amount
ah
It was ante 2
damn?!
this can't be unseeded bruh
patience
is key
i am still working on winning white stake black deck
annoying ahh deck
but with the right vouchers you can counteract the debuffs
so just scroll through the games
That man is so hung wow
and you shall find
Motivate me to pick up the weights 5 feet from me and make my arms stronger pls
Do you wanna bridal carry the partner of your dreams?
What
You can't do that with weak ass arms
I want to make my bike jump higher
now i don't ride bikes often, but go with the flow of the bike
totally
use your arms to weave it over the obstacle
and practice squatting ig
While it looks like you would use mostly leg strength for this it requires a lot of arm strength
i love scaling
We don’t need to worry about my capabilities to jump, this is my first year not playing basketball and volleyball
maybe practice arm callisthenics then
I trained vert for 3 years to be a failure at vertically moving a bike 💔💔💔
It’s ok I’ll get there eventually
One day I’ll be able to jump my bike 30 feet in the air off flat ground and I’ll get killed by anti air weapons a
OMG YES
I've been trying black deck so much
Its torture
What is black deck
if we ask nicely
-1 hand
-1 discard
+1 joker
My dad divorced my mom because of black deck
if i remember
Is it -1 discard?
Its just -1 hand +1 joker slot
😨
Woahhh
it was a very big problem
Woah there buddy
I lied they never married and they separated before I was aware of my surroundings
"aware" is a beautiful way to put it
like i only became aware of my life like 5 years ago
I couldn’t think of any other words
real
The only thing that goes through my mind is bike and jump
what time is for you rn? daytime? go out and practice!
3:52 am
oh
And my issue isn’t form
i'm not gonna question why you're still up
It’s that I’m not physically capable of lifting the bike enough to jump high
callisthenics my friend
train arms then
I was used to my legs being dead every day
But man having my arms sore sucks
Do I get used to it with arms too
literally... just practice jumping on your bike over and over again
probably
eventually they won't be sore anymore
Bro it’s a big paradox
also go to sleep you're gonna wake up at 1pm and feel like shit
I’m fixing my sleep schedule rn
believe me i went to bed at 3:30am yesterday
So basically to get better at jumping the bike you need like the perfect form but if you’re not strong enough to lift the front end up you’ll do shortcuts that undermine the perfect form and long term it’s not beneficial because you’ll have bad habits
Did you win
nah reached ante 5 in the tutorial
Juice wrld will never get to experience the joy of Balatro
random statement but ok
yeah, practice your form
But I can’t get the form right because I can’t get the bike high enough
Imagine practicing bench press form with weight too heavy
Yes this is the solution to my problem
Okay!
I think all I could do is shave weight off my bike but I’m too lazy so it won’t happen
don't cheat
I have 3 pegs and I could take them off to get the form better with maybe 1.5 less pounds but I hate the feeling of weighted jumps after non weighted jumps, it makes me feel sluggish
look i don't know what advice to give you, if you're lazy then you're lazy and that's a you problem
I didn’t know if you were saying that taking weight off the bike was cheating so I just gave the pros and cons very poorly
i mean i don't really know what i'm talking about either
Bro what is happening
well this is awkward
i guess im fighitng 2 final blinds
looks like these particles aren’t going anywhere
phew
got 2 new gold stickers
the bean and green joker
honestly
i REALLY underestimated green joker
Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro
I don’t like
she bala on my tro till i cash out
Lol
Merry Easter
I’m
she hand my poker till i straight flush
She bea on my ba till I doobee
she jockey my chicken till i WATER BUCKET, RELEASe!!
You missed a step
my bad
she low(er) onto my taper until i fade
She dead on my meme till I
picture of me
Kickflip over roadkill
Can you help me troubleshoot as to why my sigma slim shady gif didn’t send
I just did too!
Oof...
Ante 12 though is pretty good
chequered deck which joker should i replace with bloodstone?
yorick is at x9 and Jj is at +70 mult
Also i just unlocked CHALLENGES
when do you unlock those? i swear i just unlocked them without realising how
Peak the straight build with hardly any straights
5 wins
oh
Also i unlocked my first legendary joker
hardly straight, somewhat telling
nice
Damn
I was fishing for the joker that lets you make straights with a gap of 1
Got so happy when i got it
Don't take bloodstone unless you have dice
Rare seance user
im so bloodstonepilled tho
Double checking but ankh can't destroy eternal jokers right?
Yeah
Get telescope voucher
Ok but what if I did it again
Like Ik I'm gonna die but it would he sk funny
NO THIS IS MY DESTINY
Y-you’ll die!
Dang I had brain fart, miclicking "Unlock All" on my profile.... so I accidentally unlocked all remaining jokers 😭
Holy shit
Fire
2 runs in a row
Which one
Camio
?
Mid at best
The discarding face cards one
My 2nd unlocked legendary joker
My luck with the soul cards are garbage
AND GOT PARADOLIA
Oh lmao
We're winning this one boys
Hanged man gameplay
Perkeo goes crazy though
Bruh it would be so funny and helpful if I get juggler or some next shop but no way that happening
yellow deck blue stake win
This will be my first orange stake win if this gets past crimson heart
Hand size two?!
- Hanging Chad
- Blueprint
- Photograph
- Astronomer [Eternal] (Polychrome)
- The Tribe [Eternal] (Foil)
Should probably be fixed
probably
When a stuntman got debuffed it went back down to 4
wha
Wow I'm spoiled for choice
the ante up goes in front of win screen
was about to ask about why is the blind too high then isaw plasma deck
yeah i realized
And 3 stuntmans
Bruh the game tempted me with a 4th one
Ye I would have died instantly
I mean it would have worked for crimson heart but only if I had 4 stuntmans
And like
No other jokers
So it always hits a stuntman
hi
Guys...
You got Chicot
Its peak
Have you discarded a royal flush yet?
if youre on chech=kered deck and you havent discarded a soyal flush, are you actually a balatro player?
if youre on chech=kered deck and you havent discarded a soyal flush, are you actually a balatro player?
🥀
No...
I was playing like 8 of them though
Cause of checkered deck
brainstorm is really good tho
Ye maybe discard it next time
Why...
You get brainstorm
is 130 hours on balatro a bit much for getting it on the 6th
No
Thats 13 days
yh
Not too much
I saw a guy clock 53 hours into a star wars game in 2 days
Idk how he broke the laws of time to do that but he did
Thats physically impossible
Mf is a time lord
I check on Thursday he has less than one, I check today he has 53
Brother
@arctic bloom Do you have plasma deck yet?
just open 2 instances
it definitely works like that
@sour basin nop
Oop
Why did i @ someone
Im sorry discord is being buggy
do you have cavendish unlocked?
the FIRST TIME this ante 2 8-ball triggers and it cucks a blue seal
Whats that
x3 mult 1 in 1000 chance to self destruct
Better banana
its banana
You kill the first banana to get the 2nd
cavendish comes unlocked
you just have to pop michel
the first give 15 mult and 1 in 6 chance to die
It self destructs right?
yes
hello all,can i ask some question?
Thats happened a few times
You have to then find it in the shop
No Im SoRrY
go ahead
@slim junco sure
It'll be in the pool of jokers
One time it even self destructed on the first round i hsd it
Only after it destructs in a game?
Yes in that run
i already defeat 8 ante with yellow deck why i still not unlocked ghost deck🙃
Or can i find it regardless now
Awww
normally you have to pay 5 vbucks for a question but we'll make it free this time 
Sad
i already defeat 8 ante with yellow deck why i still not unlocked ghost deck🙃
🥹
Bug ig
Do it again
did you use a seed by any chance
yes
ohhh
Thars why
then unlocks are disallowed
seeded runs don't count for anything
Seeded runs dont give unlocks
It unlocks after beating ante 4
💀 how i get that
Get a royal flush and then dump it
ooo
no i mean its hard right?
royal flush is ace king queen jack 10 of the same suit
Not with checkered
ooo
can i see royal flush?
i still dont get it
It's just a different name for a high straight flush
the game will mark a royal flush but functionally it's a straight flush
when you see it press discard
specifically it's a "straight flush with all cards being 10 or above"
yh
blueprint unlocks when you win a run (ante 8)
Ye
no problem
Really? I thought it was ante 4
it's ante 8 
Well damn it
some guy made a vid abt 1.1 balaro caliming his source is discord
i dont wanna watch 10 minutes of yapping where are the changes
1/e moment
Buffing the lovers tarot
what
GO BRAINSTORM
banned from reddit
any tips for winning run with red deck,blue deck and yellow deck?🧍🏻♂️
brainstorm ig
score more or equal to the requirenment
any recommend jokers?
big brain right here
😂
And matador rework
there are 150 jokers in the game, its not a good idea to go for any
8ball or wseance
what are u struggling with specifically
there are specific builds you might want to look at, search balatro universitty on yt for some good advice
theyre goated
emm i always failed when ante 5
Question
whats the buff on lovers and matador
okayy sir tysm
stake?
ask away
em sorry,what is stake?
We don’t know yet
im new to balatro🧍🏻♂️
its not revealed yet
only announced that there willl be a buff
okayy
Would something next to the skips be overwhelming
stakes are difficulty levels pretty much
localthunk is keeping his secrets
ohh
im joking those jokers are dogshit
white stake
NEVER get them
hahaha
white stakes are no debuffs
ah okay no problemo, for general advice check out balatro universitys vids
Guys
i think i skill issues🙃
he is absoluetly cracked at this game
I made a big mistake
and teaches really well
Im trying to discard a royal flush
what do you mean exactly
okayy ty sir
just do checkered deck and reroll
Thats what im doing
on the first blind
But no more discards
Eh too much effort
rip
thats the second ante tho
just discrad 3 times and if no royal flush press r
going to the next ante, hell buying any joker is too much effort
by e
imo shortcut is the only jimbo to enable royal flushes
smeared is eh
you still need to make a straight
thats the hard part
and now you only have 3 slots left
smeared litteraly doubles the probability
to score
shortcut makes straight flushes easier, not royal flushes
uhh
not really
since you use discards/hands to dig
why not?
for the same reason jupiter is weaker than saturn
true
YALLL I JUST GOT THE MARK ON ANTE ! AND ALL MY CARDS ARE FACE DOWN WTF
ante ! is crazy
nvm i just realised its bc i have paraidolia
I DID IT
gg bro
AKQ109 is not a royal flush
even with shortcut
is perkeo better than yorick and tribulet
for long runs
ante 8 high stakes? Not really no
thanks
yorick is one of the fastest scaling xmults so i don't think there's any single legend better than it for strictly gold stakes
chicot and canio are up there
bro i just rememberes that you can move blueprint after you exit shop
Personally i rank canio higher because of the -1 discard on blue stake
but discards are more consistent scaling than destroying face cards
ty
Yorick go crazy but Canio with paradolia and trading card is demoic
that's not easy to get is the thing
for high stakes you'd want a more consistent strat
if i had to choose between yorick and canio on a gold stake run i would probably choose yorick
and even then yorick isn't always the best choice
green joker, burglar, etc etc
neither is canio
abandoned deck lul
everything is situational
yh im going for completionist ++ so ive been having a hard time with nebula deck gold stake
I would choose canio if i have a good five hand deck i can play consistently
But all goes back to the start of the run
Canio would great benefit from blueprint and brainstorm
close
for gold stake it's usually better to play around pair or high card
Ante 8 vagabond is a choice
you should have pivoted out of it much earlier
thanks
i was hoping for fortune teller to show up
game hated me
my deck was pretty silly
you could have still sold vagabond to fix your econ and free up a slot
even without currently making tarots
fteller is retroactive
www
i haven't explained yet
pair and high card are good because they're easy to play
high card in particular you are guaranteed to be able to play
ive been playing around straight flushes mostly lol
these two hands are essentially the only real hands you can force a build around
scaling +mult is strong
supernova, bus, grimbo
$1 for +1 mult is a good trade
($2 if green deck)
early on if you're scared of dying play a high scoring hand first and then play lots of pairs to scale these 3 jokers
then you can find jokers like card sharp and blackboard
constellation is always good
why not space joker oops all 6s
that's 2 uncommon jokers
grimbo/bus/nova is 1 common joker
you'll want mercuries/plutos for chips but those are easy enough to come by
Other scaling +mult is flash card (eh i don't like it, too winmore)
red card (really good)
spare trousers (the goat imo)
everything is situational though
you could have a run where you can pretty easily feed flash card
or a run with an early trousers making you play towards 2 pair more than pair/high card
play towards what the game gives you
you can force a pair build but that can only go so far if your luck is that dogshit
fair
be flexible
And also take care of your econ
good econ = good run
Like 99% of the time
the 1% is the vagabond/credit card/fortune teller exodia
Trippy back design...
What a nice white and gold card back design
Thanks! I love how its this like, trippy as hell aesthetic.
This feels like it could be a deck in Balatro tbh-
Cool Playing Cards.
new high score on mobile and anyone have any ideal to pass ante 24 with no legendary joker
Any thoughts on whether I should skip this blind?
playing jokerless how is it even physically possible to not draw 1 spade card here in 3 plays

hello
the lion doesnt concerm himself
easiest chillest run i have ever had on gold stake
does flower pot work with the whole hand or just played cards?
played cards
is there any actual guide to beat a jokerless challenge besides "here's how i did it"?
tried straights tried flushes the stuff needed never spawns reliably enough to use them.
based blueprint skin
thanks :p
i got this today
i need that
my most lucky run ever
luckiest*
i gonna sandy you
What is that grammar you’re gonna sans me?
I have a question, what would be better to copy, Baron or mime?
Lost a straight build because I failed 25 consecutive times of drawing 1 out of 4 eights in my deck
gluttonous joker, bro think he on the team
Lmao
did you already get past goad
Chat do I put brainstorm on the idol or hanging chad
Relatively new balatro player but whats the best deck to unlock all the stakes?
Ive gotten to black, using yellow deck
Plasma but that requires some work to get
I also dont have the invis yet but i know it exists
I think so
definitely one of the runs of all time
Just got a negative hanging card as well lol
imo ghost
Do 4 and 5 of a kind count as two pair?
no
F
I would like to add
Blueprint after the tooth
whats tthe best uncommon joker
madness is my personal favorite
maybe cause I'm going insane
card sharp?
I just decided to not take an eternal riffraff
I need to get banned
chat I know that this is offtopic but I wanted to ask something
from a lil while I saw a video of "underrated indie games" and one of these games was a turn based rpg, i didn't play it before because i thought that it was too complicated, but now i think i have a lil interest of playing it, the problem here that i lost that video and i forgot the name of the game so i need a lil help of you, i remember the game had a yellow skeleton with a broken skull or something, and what i remember that the game was kinda dark or something with gore or idk that's what i can come up with
if anyone knows what i'm talking about so please let me know
get your grandpa ass outta here
L
chat pls answer
summarise
real
not for mobile tho… i feel like im missing out on so much
do you plan on adding mobile mod support (similar to minecraft pocket edition)?
either you buy a pc or never
hello i like balatro
Uh uh uh 2 seconds older than me? Get outta here unc
too broke for that ☺️
L
You can mod mobile balatro
not on ios
Common Apple L
is this offtopic?
without jailbreak, and there’s no mods made for it anyways so i’d have to adapt it myself
no wait i saw the REAL offtopic now sorry
I'm suffering in hell over here
ok what month
Hieronymus Bosch's Brutal Orchestra is a Turn-Based Roguelike Strategy Game with resource management and deck-building elements. Employ the help of damaged and daring fools, equip ancient and insidious items and make deals with the devil on your path to revenge.
Revenge:
You died. Someone killed you. You are now in Purgatory and you will n…
$19.99
1611
Literally no idea
ah yes this is it
tank you
Oh
ok fetus
Common Skaven W
go back to kindergarten
Wahhhh fuck you wahhhhh
is it okay to ask a question here ?
No.
You just did
Of course
And y3s
my friend has a problem and idk what to do
What's the problem
when he launch the game, his mouse is invisible
Do they have nvidia instant replay on in the overlay?
if hes invincible why can i still see him
it don't seems to (i don't really know)
he went to windowed and the mouse is there
but when he's full screen nothing
Lesson learned : always buy Director's Cut
Try disabling discord overlay
And if they have any recording software (medal or obs), turn it off
thx 😅
There might be a setting in the streaming settings on discord
yeah he'll check that later
ah the mischevious plant strikes again
abandoned deck my beloved
95$ is diabolical
Debug mode?
yes
is there a link between the plantes and the hand?
Interessting
like earth and full house?
