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[meager plank]

I play anaglyph because I like having a concerning number of jokers

[hoary kernel]

WHAT

[meager plank]

Buy both of them

Maybe you can get negative chard

[hoary kernel]

oh my god

[meager plank]

I think it’s Time to kill your scaling jokers and embrace the banana

[hoary kernel]

fuck no theyre over 3x

that would be a net loss

goodbye showman you've given me all you could have

[meager plank]

You have to lose to win

[hoary kernel]

i need antimatter quick.. need another

[scarlet field]

Think about how legendary the picture will be

[hoary kernel]

i might need to sell the banana

sock + photograph = 4x

[cinder quail]

Mult go brrrrrrrr

[hoary kernel]

right

im going photo

[flat agate]

how much do you score on average with that build?

[opaque shard]

We could've had it all

[errant trellis]

hello, i have the game on game pass, is it possible to mod?

[hoary kernel]

which do i have brainstorm copy?

photo, chad, or sock

[blazing canopy]

An odd question, but are the instruments utilized in the OST (the acoustic sounding ones) soundfonts? Or are they like, physically recorded

Someone's probably asked this before so sorry for being like every one else lol

[cinder quail]

Photo

[hoary kernel]

yeah you're right

dw i save scummed just to check

[cinder quail]

It'll do X12 Mult

[hoary kernel]

it scores around the same

[red hamlet]

jimmy the jammies

[solemn fjord]

[sacred sparrow]

more bananas tbh

[lament hollow]

ive never showmaned in my life

[blazing canopy]

More bananas?

[red hamlet]

more warpstone, yes yes

[blazing canopy]

Guy needs more Flush Five levels

HOLY SHIT SMALL BLIND SHOP CRAZY

[cinder quail]

ON ANTE ONE!!! LETS GO!

[hoary kernel]

well that was a nice e run

didnt draw my red seal kings fast enough unfortunately

alas

also black deck sucks

[red hamlet]

yuuuup

[cinder quail]

Yeah... Anyways, time to try to get gold stake on black deck.

[blazing canopy]

Lost the run

Played 4 cards on stupid fucking nerd

"The Psychic!" 🤓

Maybe I was the one who was the fool...

[hoary kernel]

thats what im trying

just did green satek

[cinder quail]

Oh, neat.

Well, Good Luck!

[austere hawk]

holy...

[red hamlet]

holy warpstone, yes yes

[austere hawk]

molded balatro really is different

[red hamlet]

ew

clean the mold off

[austere hawk]

@red hamlet what are you even talking about

[cinder quail]

Balatro: Grim Reaper Style

[young bolt]

someone make this mod

[austere hawk]

@young bolt that goes hard

oh, it was autocorrected :p

[cinder quail]

Molded Balatro. AKA: Balatro: Playdoh Edition

[warm tinsel]

is it possible for a polychrome to be trigger on a steel card, or its it just shits and giggles for a naneinf run?

[red hamlet]

just shitsa nd giggles

[empty rock]

should i sell for this

[red hamlet]

if you're not playing face cards, yea

[empty rock]

ah k

[placid tulip]

hello guys, just joined the server

[austere hawk]

hi

[cinder quail]

Hello, and welcome!

[warm tinsel]

thanks

[placid tulip]

hello 😁

[red hamlet]

Yaloha

or whatever man-things say nowadays

[lament hollow]

that’s very scary

[red hamlet]

would you rather he was bouncing on it?

[cinder quail]

Weeeeee

[lament hollow]

idk what you’re talking about but I’ll laugh and pretend I got it

heheeheheahahaj harharahehLMAO!

[young bolt]

i'll cheer you up

[lament hollow]

that’s so adorable

[lament hollow]

im picking my nose

[cinder quail]

Wee gaming :)

[lament hollow]

I’ll let you guys know if I find anything worth while

[oblique hound]

+20 mult right there, sweet

[lament hollow]

half joker:

[oblique hound]

Om nom nom

[red hamlet]

the muncherrrrr

[lament hollow]

if your jokers is debuffed can dagger still eat it

[oblique hound]

Tfw its unironically the most optimal move, i didn't level my base hands like at all

Yes

It only cares about sell value

[cinder quail]

Wee no longer gaming :(

[lament hollow]

!

[wanton spoke]

not using the 2 fools by ante 7 is crazy

[oblique hound]

Literally no arcanas

I am not joking

[lament hollow]

balatro.exe

[young bolt]

cigaro by soad because why not this is a free country

[empty rock]

“I’m doing so good! I may actually win this run!”

The conspicuous Violet Vessel:

[harsh owl]

Hai!

[lament hollow]

.

[cinder quail]

I wasn't expecting to see a Furina pfp here. Neat.

[oblique hound]

Lmao the plant

Good thing it doesn't matter

[wanton spoke]

furina fans might be hidden in plain sight, ur not the first person to comment on it today in this server

[cinder quail]

Huh. Neat.

[wanton spoke]

both games have a significant gambling element fr

[red hamlet]

well

one of them is real gambling

the other is fake gambling

[austere ocean]

holy shit I've found the common furina fan

I fucking love gambling 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[wanton spoke]

shes a pretty easy character to like tbf

[austere ocean]

hmmm

[wanton spoke]

furina fans are everywhere

[austere ocean]

i mean you need to know her story to like her

should i start fontaine rn

[cinder quail]

I like blue, I like how furina looks. Therefore, I like furina

[wanton spoke]

you will absolutely not be disappointed

[austere ocean]

it's literally 4 am

[jovial parrot]

I feel bad that this server is too crazy for Local Thunk to talk here more

[red hamlet]

it's not that it's crazy

guy has a life

[wanton spoke]

ok maybe wait til the daytime its a lil lengthy

[jovial parrot]

Ah okay

I was told it's because we ping him a bunch but him having busy stuff makes sense

[cinder quail]

bmood

[smoky prawn]

pregnant man react this text if you like balatro

[wanton spoke]

i hate balatro so heres a pregnant woman

[cinder quail]

Anyone else just have one save file where you have everything unlocked and a save file where you unlock everything manually?

[smoky prawn]

this is the saddest moment of my life

[lament hollow]

so bored in the crib im playing roblox

[cinder quail]

Ooh, wait, I see. This place is just slower ISATcord. (In a positive way)

[gray scarab]

Evening, folks.

[red hamlet]

GOOD EVENING PORO

[slim junco]

hi friends !

[cinder quail]

Hello both of y'all!

[slim junco]

how are u guys?

[cinder quail]

Good, how about you?

[slim junco]

im okie !

[red hamlet]

jimmy jammy

[slim junco]

ive been playin lots of this game but still suck so so so bad so i figured joining might help lol

[cinder quail]

Same here.

[gray scarab]

I watch some people on YouTube play the game, made me a lot better.

[cinder quail]

For me, if a video is playing and I'm playing the same game as the video, even if I'm not paying attention, I seem to have wildly improved performance.

[valid cipher]

are links/videos allowed? i didn’t see any rules against it but i just wanted to confirm

[smoky prawn]

balatro cards go woooooo

i was playing balatro and gros michael dies

saddest moment in gaming history

[red hamlet]

good

now go grab cavendish

[valid cipher]

looks like i’m getting an apple watch https://youtube.com/shorts/ikgGzlLnTsE?si=jGkAA-su5vf1afnk

[last bone]

yall hear me out: legendary joker that creates a random negative joker for every 4 tarot cards used

[fleet jasper]

what if stuntman and showman made out

[cinder quail]

Shuntman

[red hamlet]

that's just a warehouse worker dawg

[cinder quail]

Stowman

[placid tulip]

hello!

[smoky prawn]

gros michael is the best joker in the game

i have a personal affection for gros michael

if i had a dollar for every time i used gros michael i'd have like $2 but those $2 would be worth the world to me

[dull dock]

two pair ❤️

[cinder quail]

Candy

[dull dock]

i need more two pairs

two pairrrr

[last bone]

okay but have you considered abstract joker

[dull dock]

abstract made me win

[last bone]

it does the same thing but will never leave you

[dull dock]

anyways have you thought of blueprint card sharp

works really well

[last bone]

blueprint works really well with a lot of jokers

[dull dock]

yeah

[sharp falcon]

bp and hanging chad

legendary combo

[hot crypt]

man roffle fell off 0 views ..

[celest dome]

yo

hey everyone

[lethal owl]

me when balatro when balatro,i- i balatroed i.. brianstorm i ,blatro i

[dull dock]

hi i am number 1 two pair fan

[cinder quail]

Loffle Rite

[dull dock]

brian 💔

brianstorm

[lethal owl]

yeah that was the point

[cinder quail]

Poor Cinderace. His braincells were consumed by Jimbo.

[lethal owl]

fr

like,im not even me rn,its my subcounscious

[dull dock]

i am going insane i need two pairs

[celest dome]

i really should have joined here sooner

[lethal owl]

high card deserves more love

[cinder quail]

Miitopia: The game where Toriel can write you a letter because she's so worried Waluigi will steal her son, Failboat's, face and she can't sleep.

[dull dock]

but what about two pair

[lethal owl]

and your enemy of course is majima

[digital oxide]

I like how he's already sick of the photochad allegations

[lethal owl]

idk,i havent played two pair

[cinder quail]

And Papyrus and Lonk fight over a princess.

[somber hedge]

Please put these song in this form (I'm rigging an event):

walking on sunshine( Katrina and the Waves), heave ho(Teminite), raise the black flag(Teminite), through glass(Stone Sour), under the sea(Little Mermaid)

said form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd23vDxtlwTai926XoJ4Ulj7KxiJkKnms9oYNzdM5I0ydJkmA/viewform

[digital oxide]

[lethal owl]

peak mii gaming

[cinder quail]

Also you can have an army of yourself and have a deep and personal relationship with yourself.

[lethal owl]

uh,what event are you doing

[dull dock]

all im missing in my two pair runs is square and spare trousers early

[somber hedge]

dance

please

I need to rig this

[lethal owl]

p a n t s

now i see it

[slim junco]

2 pair is like the only build that comes together consistently for me

[gritty mirage]

Oh ma gawd

[lethal owl]

holy

why is it 13?

[dull dock]

two pair ❤️

[gritty mirage]

Negative rare lol

[lethal owl]

can legendaries appear in the shop?

[gritty mirage]

Nope

[lethal owl]

alright

[somber hedge]

Please put these song in this form (I'm rigging an event):

walking on sunshine( Katrina and the Waves), heave ho(Teminite), raise the black flag(Teminite), through glass(Stone Sour), under the sea(Little Mermaid)

said form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd23vDxtlwTai926XoJ4Ulj7KxiJkKnms9oYNzdM5I0ydJkmA/viewform

please help

[cinder quail]

Little did you know, I chose five songs from the Cassette Beasts soundtrack that I know and love for your school dance.

[somber hedge]

I saw

[lethal owl]

brother,why should i?

[somber hedge]

I will get back to Balatro

[cinder quail]

Wait, you saw? How?

[somber hedge]

I have an addiction to GD, and I can't play balatro while

[turbid ermine]

I am not helping you rig a choice

[somber hedge]

playing Gd, you know

[red hamlet]

bro wants to play dubstep at a middle school dance

[lethal owl]

who wouldnt

[turbid ermine]

Me

I wouldn’t

[celest dome]

bwerp

[cinder quail]

Raise your hand if you would dance to battle music at a school dance. (As in put a 🖐️ in reaction, if you couldn't tell.)

[smoky prawn]

the best things don't last forever, that's why i prefer gros michael. if gros michale lived forever it would lose its magic. thank you gros michael

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ancient-rune-cool-s-wizard-sho3aeb-gif-1712268424324257447

[dull dock]

two pair ❤️

[sacred sparrow]

what an insane econ start

[young bolt]

balatro in real life

[cinder quail]

Anyway, who else wants to buy a new game but is saving up for Deltarune?

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/staff-sho3aeb-wizard-im-in-function-gif-7551509593362658820

[last bone]

guy who plays two pairs

[young bolt]

you got three of a kind i see

[cinder quail]

This reminds me that I'm making a deck of cards out of flash cards and then I'm gonna play solitare in class until my teachers tell me to stop.

[dull dock]

two pair..

[young bolt]

i think bro likes two pair

[dull dock]

joker in two pair

[last bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NlfgQieTaE

[dull dock]

balatro

[full musk]

So this is happening to me rn, when i select the 2 of hearts it says straight flush but when i deselect it it goes back to a flush bcuz of four fingers. Can someone explain how that's counting as a straight flush?

[last bone]

four fingers moment

[ashen plinth]

its counting as straight flush also because of four fingers

It does some funky stuff

[red hamlet]

if straight and flush
straight flush

it's not funky stuff or anything

it's because hte game is coded wacky

[full musk]

shouldn't it also count as a straight flush when i'm not selecting the 2 though?

[red hamlet]

it doesn't check for a straight flush
it checks for a straight that's also a flush

[ashen plinth]

which in my book is funky stuff

[cobalt wing]

@empty gate hows that balatro run going

[cinder quail]

I require 202 flash cards and four weeks.

[red hamlet]

no because A 3 4 5 is not a straight

if you had shortcut
that's a different story

[full musk]

true...

welp, off to very straight shenanigans

[red hamlet]

ew

gay hands >

[full musk]

nuh uh

[ashen plinth]

true true

[dull dock]

i cant play balatro until sunday I WILL GO INSANE WITHOUT MY TWO PAIRS

[cinder quail]

Either the opposite of a straight, or a catgirl with rainbow paws.

[ashen plinth]

number 1 two pair fan would you say two pair is a gay hand

[dull dock]

yes

its gay

[ashen plinth]

thank you for your input with that we can conclude that gay hands r way more awesome sauce

[red hamlet]

what if instead i play N'Kari in the attack position

[dull dock]

i just sorted my poker deck i feel good

[cinder quail]

I play Pikachu and attach an electric energy to it and end my turn.

[dusk umbra]

ah perfect

[dull dock]

riff raff

[somber hedge]

Please put these song in this form (I'm rigging an event):

walking on sunshine( Katrina and the Waves), heave ho(Teminite), raise the black flag(Teminite), through glass(Stone Sour), under the sea(Little Mermaid)

said form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd23vDxtlwTai926XoJ4Ulj7KxiJkKnms9oYNzdM5I0ydJkmA/viewform

[red hamlet]

pikachu ain't got shit on N'kari

[cinder quail]

Your right. I play Blue Eyes White Dragon.

[red hamlet]

🤔 i'm pretty sure N'Kari could beat up a dragon

[ashen plinth]

i play five of a kind and end my turn

[thin bough]

Hey hey hey dude you're on my mayfair pay the rent

[ashen plinth]

how much

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/enhailed-gif-25124245

[thin bough]

Like $140

[cinder quail]

I draw from the deck The Hanged Man and remove N'Kari and Pikachu

[young bolt]

ENA FAN

[red hamlet]

well n'kari isn't a card

so

[ashen plinth]

hello

[dull dock]

i play 2 pair

[cinder quail]

They have a card form, correct?

[ashen plinth]

hell nah

[cinder quail]

otherwise, how would it be in the attack position?

[red hamlet]

i don't think warhammer has a card game

[young bolt]

jokers

[dull dock]

can you play balatro with jokers

[rose frost]

no

[dull dock]

aw

[glad oriole]

yea probably

[thin bough]

Jokerless:

[young bolt]

yes

[cinder quail]

It says warhammer is a digital card game when I search up "Warhammer Card Game"

[rose frost]

has there ever been a jokerless run

[ashen plinth]

isnt there a challenge for it

[thin bough]

There was even a gold staker jokerless someone did iirc

[lethal owl]

why is ena and the shaman suddenly in the chat(ena with a backwards e)

[cinder quail]

No, the final challenge in the challenge deck has never been beaten yet. /sarcasm

[thin bough]

New collab trust

[ashen plinth]

idk man jimbo just invited me here

[thin bough]

-# oh that would be unironically sick

[tardy cloud]

@thin bough welcome to hell.

[dull dock]

hi i like 2 pair

[ashen plinth]

im really good friends with him

[somber hedge]

Please put 5 songs in this form (I would like absolute chaos to ensue):

said form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd23vDxtlwTai926XoJ4Ulj7KxiJkKnms9oYNzdM5I0ydJkmA/viewform

[lethal owl]

makes sense

[cinder quail]

Hi I like Candevil and Siffrin.

[thin bough]

I've fumbled an unseeded perkeo mime baron with cryptid
-# I know hell

[ashen plinth]

one could say im .... friends of jimbo .......

[ashen plinth]

how do you even do that 😭

[thin bough]

I ran out of cryptids

It was like ante 23 or something too

[cinder quail]

I want a CB mashup with Balatro

[full musk]

wheel of fortune w

99% of gamblers quit before hitting big

[ashen plinth]

wheel of fortune actually doing something is crazy

[rose frost]

third time in a row i get a fucking banana and it goes poof on me after ONE use

[thin bough]

That just means more cavendish trust

[full musk]

Extinct!

[cinder quail]

Also known as: people with 2 oops all sixes

[rose frost]

i'm never taking one again

[dull dock]

guys how many points would i get from this

[cinder quail]

What about a cavendish?

[thin bough]

Is there a bird joker

[rose frost]

[cinder quail]

80 chips

[tardy cloud]

You can find daily questions in off topic, roughly 2 hours from now daily.

[full musk]

about 20 chips

[thin bough]

Time to try and find off topic

[red hamlet]

maybe tehre is one

idk

[cinder quail]

No, two pair gives 20X2 chips. (20+20)X2 = 80. Sorry for taking this seriously, though.

[dull dock]

thanks

[red hamlet]

gold stake jokerless black deck

[ashen plinth]

there will be once the pokemon x balatro collab is released and we get a pidgey joker

[thin bough]

You could kill a man with those words alone

[thin bough]

The pokemod already got it babyyyyyyyy

-# god I love that mod

[full musk]

just got gigachad from that judgement KEK

[thin bough]

-# god bless inertstake

They collabed with nobunaga anything can happen

[ashen plinth]

saying this should be an instant ban with no appeal and with the fbi sent at your home

[dull dock]

what should i play

must be two pair tho

[ashen plinth]

two pair i think

[cinder quail]

Two five of a kinds

[spring robin]

full house

[thin bough]

High card

-# jimbo ain't checking allat

[somber hedge]

Please put 5 songs in this form (I would like absolute chaos to ensue):

said form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd23vDxtlwTai926XoJ4Ulj7KxiJkKnms9oYNzdM5I0ydJkmA/viewform

[full musk]

"The whole f*ing deck" hand

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89bQmpePwfI

[thin bough]

He probably has more hours on balatro then all us combined holy crap

[sacred sparrow]

just won green stake with these absolute shitters of jokers

not even sure how i did it lmfao

[red hamlet]

shitters of jokers
Look inside
double blood with chad

[quiet junco]

Gold stake win Finally

[red hamlet]

bro out here trynna win the gaslight olympics

[sacred sparrow]

couldn’t find the oops

[red hamlet]

yeah but on average, that's basically having an oops

lmfao

[verbal zephyr]

shitters of jokers
look inside
best legendary

[thin bough]

Look inside
Hanging chad

[red hamlet]

as a chicot fanatic
no

[sacred sparrow]

50% of the time, my bloodstone hits 100% of the time

[verbal zephyr]

chigoat

[red hamlet]

well 1/2 + 1/2 = 1

so

[sacred sparrow]

that’s…

not how that works

[red hamlet]

half + half is not 1?

[sacred sparrow]

it’s two seperate instances of 1/2, not combined

they trigger separately

[terse elm]

.5 * .5 = .25
so 1 in4 chance for neither to go off

or both

[red hamlet]

I'm not talking about them proccing together you nerds

I'm talking about 2 bloodstones on average being the same as blood + oops

[red hamlet]

if you got 2 instances of 50/50
on average, one of them is gonna proc every hand

[thin bough]

3k 😭 imagine

[terse elm]

on average, yeah at least one

[red hamlet]

it's the same reason lucky cards are mult-wise, the same as mult cards

[spring robin]

All of that for 2$

[red hamlet]

math is fun

and funky

and it shouldn't exist

but it gave us nuclear weapons so that's cool

[full musk]

joker poker balala 2 gameplay looks insane

[red hamlet]

god warhammer universe is hilarious

they really made the coolest original faction
and then decide to steal shit from other sources anyways

[sacred sparrow]

couldn’t find the oops, eventually got cooked

[wild dew]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen

[languid narwhal]

You didn't include like half of this server

[wild dew]

You're still playing

[red hamlet]

well no, i think half of this server is probably not non-binary

but it's definitely a solid chunk

[hybrid violet]

FUUCK i need to get c++ before the blue blind rework

or im a CHEATER

[fleet geyser]

I beat jokerless gold stake

[hybrid violet]

actually

i need ALMOST c++

not c++ yet though

[rancid glade]

i love when wheel of fortune works twice

and then proceeds to “Nope!” me every other time for the next 27,000 runs

[sacred sparrow]

[languid quest]

Sigma

[rancid glade]

it returns

[frigid ingot]

What’s up, my dudes

[haughty rapids]

I'm so dead rn

[frigid ingot]

My brother got my whole family hopelessly addicted to this game, so I thought I’d join the discord server. Anyway haiiii :3

[terse elm]

We love the plant = )

hello

[frigid ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/tchau-gif-24130650

Especially this one

[onyx saffron]

not surprised

[frigid ingot]

Awwww cute car :3

[rancid glade]

on ante 2?

it is yorick!??

[cunning hemlock]

eats it

delicious

[rustic ferry]

BALATRO

[terse elm]

Yes
indeed
that's were we are!
Balatro

[rustic ferry]

I guess you could say

balatro

[charred patio]

Fun run lost to playing four cards instead of a flush

On phone

[worthy igloo]

When goku joker

[rancid glade]

phone balatroers missing out on mods

[keen flint]

HOW THE HELL DID THIS WORK

[rancid glade]

skipped every big and small blind

[lost kindle]

this is amazing

[rancid glade]

true

[lost kindle]

too bad i dnt got insane jokers

[timid geyser]

can i beat this

[desert geyser]

Realized I could mention it here, so.
Here's my idea for a The Plant redesign!
Each time played hand contains Any Face Cards, Hand Size -1 (permanently).
To clarify, that doesn't mean each face card reduces hand size, just each time you play a hand with face cards

[thin bough]

I think suggestions is the place for that

[red hamlet]

this is so much fucking worse lmfao

[rancid glade]

i would not like this actually

[red hamlet]

Rework from
Kill a run if it's built aroudn face cards
to
Destroy any build that uses hands as discards

[desert geyser]

it's punishing but it isn't run ending like a late game plant with any face build

[timid geyser]

another goldstake jokerless W

[rancid glade]

nice

[red hamlet]

Do you not understand how valuable hand size is or...

[misty nymph]

That is so crippling it's not even funny

[red hamlet]

white stake players, man

[thin bough]

I'd rather my run just end then be stuck with trying to fumble together a 6 hand size game

[rancid glade]

here is the true plant rework idea:

remove it

[misty nymph]

Like you have the plant and then you get the psychic after and that is a lost run

[red hamlet]

Here is a true plant rework:
just don't fucking rely on a face build 🥱
or accept the fact that eventually you will run into it without luchador or chicot or director's

It literally does not appear that often to be run ending and murdering your family
unless you're severely unlucky

[rancid glade]

idea

directors cut

• retcon

[desert geyser]

ah yes ill just avoid all the incredibly good jokers that focus solely on face builds

[rancid glade]

• a good econ

[misty nymph]

Canio disagrees

[red hamlet]

Either stop building for faces if you're so scared of a boss blind
Or just accept the fact that there's a boss that kills your run

[jovial parrot]

I love this trending joke of imagining a guy walking into a casino and doing Balatro stuff

[thin bough]

Plant rework
Played face cards make you die in real life

[jovial parrot]

It's hilarious to me

[red hamlet]

Any build that relies on hearts dies to heart disable
any build htat relies on clubs dies to club disable
but i don't see anyone complaining about those

[desert geyser]

because

[misty nymph]

I have a banana right now, shall I go hit up a casino chat

[desert geyser]

relying on suits is an early game thing

[red hamlet]

Because it's not fucking photochad so you can't just use overpowered builds to steamroll the run

🥱 yawn dude

[rancid glade]

unless its hearts

heartstone my beloved

[misty nymph]

The elusive wild card

[thin bough]

All the hearts players are too focused on complaining about heartstone

[jovial parrot]

Hit the Road is my favorite joker it's a great joker the greatest joker to ever exist

[thin bough]

All the other suit players are focused on not existing

[red hamlet]

clubs and spades are really good for plasma runs because of onyx and arrowhead
diamonds are loser suits

[rancid glade]

i like the look of diamonds

[kindred mirage]

Go to a casino and place four blue jokers next to a photo of a Joker and then stare at the dealer. 🗣️

[rancid glade]

but they just aint useful

[jovial parrot]

I'm gonna go to the casino and give the dealer my credit card

[rancid glade]

youre gonna win 25,000,000 chips!

[red hamlet]

like we can't be complaining that a boss that's designed to counter face builds
Is countering a face build

[kindred mirage]

When the dealer tries to take your money, tell him your turn isn't over.

[dull dock]

hi guys
i decided to play 5 draw poker against my dad
he lost all his chips and i doubled mine

[rancid glade]

i still got 2 discards!

[desert geyser]

like the only reason i think plant should get reworked is because face builds are so good and carry so hard. there are so many more jokers focused on face cards than any other set of cards.

[red hamlet]

AT that point just remove the needle because it counters my burglar build
remove all suit debuffs cause i need my suit builds
remove the water because i use delayed gratification and it ruins my build

[jovial parrot]

"My burglar gave me 7 hands bro"

[red hamlet]

So your idea is to BUFF THEM

instead of buffing suits

[rancid glade]

my credit card made me go into debt bro”

[red hamlet]

Never let sis near any balancing knobs

[kindred mirage]

Grab the deck, break a Joker in front of him and tell him your banana can proc now.

[jovial parrot]

starts putting wax seals on the playing cards

[desert geyser]

no, it's to make the plant punish face card builds instead of immediately and unequivocally killing them instantly

[red hamlet]

Again
In that case remove all the suit bosses as well

[rancid glade]

i was in $20 worth of debt. thats when i saw wraith

[jovial parrot]

turns all the cards in the deck into kings made of steel with red wax seals on them

[red hamlet]

Cause htey also instantly kill them

[jovial parrot]

Dealer, I believe I have Naneinf

[rancid glade]

it gave me obelisk but at least im not in debt!

[jovial parrot]

Give me

[desert geyser]

never once has that been a problem for me like the plant

[kindred mirage]

The dealer squints, as he sees some of his cards are now foil

[red hamlet]

So you have never built for bloodstone oops and then die to The Head?
I call massive fucking cap

[jovial parrot]

shoots the dealer in the face
Haha that's a Balatro thing right guys

[rancid glade]

the dealer when i pull out a joker made of antimatter and tell him i still have 5 joker slots

[jovial parrot]

I'm uh... I'm the burglar

I stole their hands

[dull dock]

"wait i still have tarot cards"

[desert geyser]

that's one card, to the face cards what, 15?

[jovial parrot]

Tarot cards in a casino is funny lmao

[kindred mirage]

Someone else wins with diamonds
"Ha ha! Diamonds are for losers, just you wait until the next ante!" 🗣️

[rancid glade]

wait i still didnt use black hole

[jovial parrot]

https://youtu.be/E2RlFfFnhUI?si=kDwjcFeJE6NFi87_

I love this scene

[rancid glade]

homer

[dull dock]

dealer wait i sold luchador so you cant do anything to me

[jovial parrot]

Dealer hang on a minute I need to use my planet cards

"bro those aren't even real cards where the fuck did you get those"

[rancid glade]

im gonna give the dealer 150 cards and tell him to put it in the shop

maybe put some in packs too

[dull dock]

dealer i play 5 of a kind
"how the fuck"

[red hamlet]

8
Scary Face
Business Card
Faceless
Midas Mask
Photograph
Reserved Parking
Smiley Face
Sock and Buskin

(9 if you count canio)

[jovial parrot]

Dealer wait my high card is at level 22

[red hamlet]

3 of those are econ jokers

[kindred mirage]

Throws a tarot card with a hanged man to the floor
Breaks a three and a four in the deck

[rancid glade]

dealer when i play flush five

[red hamlet]

oh yeah

and baron and shoot hte moon

forgot about those boring shits

[desert geyser]

paredoilia

[jovial parrot]

grabs a pair of scissors and cuts 2 cards into confetti

[red hamlet]

pareidolia makes everything a face and i don't count it

[thin bough]

"Dealer I use my trading card to destroy this spade 4"
"hey"

[red hamlet]

hit the road is
hit the road

[desert geyser]

what

[jovial parrot]

"hey" lmao

[rancid glade]

dealer when i take out my drivers license (expired) and triples my mult

[kindred mirage]

Security man seeing someone pull out a mf Flush Five through the camera

[abstract parcel]

Ah well, time to continue the grind to finally clear green deck.

[jovial parrot]

"Now hang on a minute bub, that's illegal in this casino! Besides, you got only 15 enhanced cards"

[abstract parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[jovial parrot]

Green Day

[rancid glade]

dont worry! let me use my tarot to make that 16!

[red hamlet]

so like 13-ish in total

non face?
137-ish

[desert geyser]

like out of curiousity would the plant be as bad if it took out number cards? /genq

[jovial parrot]

I mean

[red hamlet]

No, because face cards are strong

[kindred mirage]

Breaks three vouchers before sitting down
"What are those for?"
"You'll see"

[jovial parrot]

I think the only reason face cards sucks so much is because face cards are like the best cards in the game

[red hamlet]

The whole point of the plant is to counter face builds because they're strong
They have no other counter except suit debuff

[jovial parrot]

Face cards have the most synergy among jokers

So it's easy to fall into the trap of the plant for that reason

[desert geyser]

yeah but. it doesn't counter it kills

[red hamlet]

That's waht countering it is

[dull dock]

dealer when i pull my credit card and social security card out of the deck

[rancid glade]

the dealer when i pull 5 cards made of STEEL

[red hamlet]

If all you're relying on is faces
then you get countered

the solution is very simple

[jovial parrot]

But what about the cards made of FLINT

[red hamlet]

If plant annoys you that much
Don't build faces

[kindred mirage]

"Sir, how did you even find Polychrome Steel for this?"

[desert geyser]

don't make faces so good

[dull dock]

build two pair

[rancid glade]

the dealer when i light him on fire using my steel card and a piece of flint

[red hamlet]

If you can't live without building faces
Get director's cut, luchador, chicot, reroll tag skip
or just accept the fact that there's a boss that will probably kill your run

[jovial parrot]

I love the idea of a guy coming into a casino and playing a Pokemon card

[kindred mirage]

I take off my pants and place them on the table, then only play two pairs and Full Houses

[rancid glade]

sir, what the hell is foil steel, theyre 2 different materials

[jovial parrot]

You can't do that!

[desert geyser]

oooorrrrrr
"Here's my idea for a The Plant redesign!
Each time played hand contains Any Face Cards, Hand Size -1 (permanently).
To clarify, that doesn't mean each face card reduces hand size, just each time you play a hand with face cards"

[jovial parrot]

You have to make two pairs

Not pairs

[red hamlet]

So now you're not only countering faces
You're also coutnering any run that ends up using hands for discards

[thin bough]

this also kills your run

just slow and painful

[red hamlet]

You SEVERELY undervalue hand size

[jovial parrot]

Okay good now you can take your pants off

[rancid glade]

the dealer when i take out an almost extinct banana species

[dull dock]

two pair

[desert geyser]

well.
If you can't live without hand size
Get director's cut, luchador, chicot, reroll tag skip
or just accept the fact that there's a boss that will probably kill your run

[red hamlet]

at least change the things i mentioned

[kindred mirage]

The Dealer stops you before your next turn by pinching you with a needle

[rancid glade]

i think that more than 1 paie..

[dull dock]

"dealer wait i used my directors cut so you have to get out"

[rancid glade]

dealer wait i have like 7 juggler tags you give me my 21 cards

[thin bough]

so why change plant at all then

[kindred mirage]

Throws a damn fossil at the table and demands a rookie dealer

[desert geyser]

because it can end incredibly late games

[red hamlet]

So can suit debuffs

[desert geyser]

not easily

[thin bough]

so can this new plant you mentioned

Like baron mime for one example

[desert geyser]

not as easily

[red hamlet]

If you're playing bloodstone retriggers
yes, easily

[rancid glade]

pulls a dagger out and kills one of the staff

“+4 mult!”

[jovial parrot]

Okay this joke is getting old

[red hamlet]

Hey guess what else can end a run easily

[jovial parrot]

Y'all are just a bunch of jokers

... Wait a minute

[red hamlet]

Crimson Heart
Cerulean Bell
Verdant Leaf if you have 5 eternalas

Should we remove those as well?

Fuck it
just rework all bosses so they just take away 1 chip

Since they can counter builds easily

[jovial parrot]

Are there any BuzzFeed quizzes for "which joker from Balatro are you!?!?!?"

[desert geyser]

woah cool strawman where'd you get it

[dull dock]

im spare trousers

[rancid glade]

eats a turtle bean

+5 cards

[red hamlet]

You said yourself
Faces are strong

Plant is the nerf for faces
You're going to run into it and probably die

[desert geyser]

not probably

[jovial parrot]

Guys
Please promise me you'll never step foot in a casino

[red hamlet]

Either don't build faces
Or accept there's a boss that counters you
And pickup things that can kill you

[desert geyser]

if its late enough into postgame your game is inflexible

[rancid glade]

im cavendish

[red hamlet]

hey look
plant didn't kill me

[desert geyser]

LATE GAME

[misty nymph]

Waiter, waiter, more popcorn please

[desert geyser]

what is missing here

[rancid glade]

every day i roll a rng 1-1000 and if i get 1 i shoot myself

[red hamlet]

I would say but that's breaking the rule about being nice

[red hamlet]

+20 mult

[thin bough]

Did your mom have a 1/6 chance to...

[rancid glade]

as the dealer counts my chips, he suddenly lights on fire

[dull dock]

dealer
let me sell my egg first

[rancid glade]

dealer look its my matador

give me $8

[thin bough]

dealer wear this clown costume

[desert geyser]

the idea was. there are kinda two tiers to bosses. so like, each card played costs a dollar upgrades to playing your best hand sets money to 0

[misty nymph]

Cash out for $15

[desert geyser]

but there wasn't a level up for uhh what was it

[rancid glade]

interest $5

[desert geyser]

draw 3 no matter what i think?

there's bosses that affect money, suits, planet levels, etc

[misty nymph]

Electromagnetism?

[red hamlet]

ok so no
that is not an upgrade or anything
that's 2 different bosses

[desert geyser]

one's a worse version of the other

[red hamlet]

one sets money to 0 on most played hand
the other each card played costs 1
they're not upgrades or anything

[desert geyser]

there's a pattern of them

doing this

[misty nymph]

Serpent?

[red hamlet]

dawg

You're seeing patterns where there aren't any

[wary sigil]

i fucked up a seeded naneinf run by not skipping to the serpent

[thin bough]

Rather than tiers I think it's just that there are similar but opposite boss blinds

[desert geyser]

sorry im at work so I can't check rn, but like, each thing you have? chips cards money etc? there are 2 bosses that attack that specifically

[thin bough]

Like water and needle

[red hamlet]

What is an upgrade

[thin bough]

Fish and house

[red hamlet]

are the finisher boss blinds

wall > violet
plant(and suit debuffs) > verdant leaf

[oblique hound]

Violet vessel is an upgrade to the wall

But thats kinda it

[desert geyser]

ikit idk if you know this but some bosses don't show up in early rounds because they'd be too difficult at that point

there is a challenge system where some bosses are harder than others

plant, for example, shows up ante 4 and later

[red hamlet]

yeah, a lot of them would be impossible

[thin bough]

erm actually big blind is an upgrade to small blind 🤓

[noble barn]

big blind is easier bc it gives more money

[red hamlet]

big blind gives moneyi n the first place

[desert geyser]

hearthstone has been your only example of a late game build around a suit. because it's the only one. face cards have so many different late game builds, and they can't do anything about plant because they can't be traded out. that's the issue

[abstract parcel]

Fellas, if I'm playing Green deck, is it useless to buy stuff like Seed Money and To The Moon?

[desert geyser]

im not gonna come in here with a grand redesign for face cards because plant has been reawwy reawwy mean to me, i just had a cool idea that incorporates the methodology of the other bosses into a way to make the plant less instantly ending

[red hamlet]

yeah because i really don't care about endless
and most of the time i build around scoring from jokers instead of scoring from cards
because i do not like suit debuff or the plant

[thin bough]

Yeah 😔

[abstract parcel]

Damn, thanks for confirming.

[crisp bone]

so sad

[steel nimbus]

i love the ante 6 13 billion

[thin bough]

Omg pog baron pog

[brittle forge]

Rip

[wary sigil]

man

getting naneinf is hard

[thin bough]

I wonder if there are more individual people that've gotten naninf (on vanilla) than mpreg fics online

[brittle forge]

Unlikely

Freaks love their MPreg

[thin bough]

Freaks also love their gambling

[brittle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-lottery-gazillion-dollars-caption-gif-10814789173602380277

[harsh elk]

is there patch notes

[red hamlet]

omegaverse alone outnumbers naneinf in mpreg

[brittle forge]

Yeah, Baron is getting nerfed to 1.25x Mult for every 2 kings in hand

And Gros Michel is getting nerfed back to +10 mult

[thin bough]

Seriously?

Aw

[brittle forge]

No, I'm fucking with you

[thin bough]

Seriously?

Aw

[brittle forge]

The patch notes will be released when the update drops

Have faith in LT

[harsh elk]

oh shit thats pog

is mime not retriggering anything also

[brittle forge]

Excited to see Gluttunous Joker getting upgraded to 3.33x mult for each club played

And Blue Joker has been sent to Ohio

[indigo anvil]

Nerf all the good jokers and buff all the bad ones,,,

Jimbo now gives +100 mult,,,

[brittle forge]

Equalize all jokers into being +4 Mult and +16 Chips

[harsh elk]

play the cryptid mod if u want something like this

[indigo anvil]

Or i could mod the game myself to make Jimbo Exodia

[abstract parcel]

(Several failed playthroughs deep in Green Deck grind, remembering Seed Money) I miss my wife, Jimbo. I miss her a lot.

[indigo anvil]

a lot of my runs have failed because i don’t get any of the good vouchers till like Ante 8

[sharp falcon]

got my first balatro mobile win with this

[devout turtle]

in this moment i am euphoric. i have pushed the boulder over and over again, as my joy slowly drifts away and all that is left is eternal torment. every time, the closer i get, expectation morphs itself into disappointment. i tripped. i fell. there are times i stare at the screen, look inside my eyes, just to find a soulless husk of what once was me. but alas, the pandora's box opened itself, and deep inside the misery, is hope. hope that one day i could get freedom. hope that one day i could relax knowing i have conquered what i once thought is impossible. and here it is. but that begs the question? does happiness have meaning if not for pain? how ironic isn't it? if only i weren't going through so much do i not get this relief? in the end, does repeating the same thing, over and over again, that painful? i wonder if the tragic tale of sisyphus a reflection in life, in how mankind are always doing what we all do, all for nothing. and yet, we all enjoy it, so tell me, is it pain, or is it the jubilation that follows what brings me this feeling.

[opaque shard]

One balatrillion dollars

[abstract parcel]

Constellation to me, is the easier to manage Hologram.

[abstract parcel]

Ain't no way, ain't no freakin' way.
(First time I discover Black Hole). Holy smokes.

[thin bough]

Constellation is a more splashable hologram

[abstract parcel]

Yeah, though I prefer it because Planet stacking, and also I don't have to deal with the fear of my deck hitting triple digits.

[thin bough]

Yeah to me it's like

Constellation has a low floor low ceiling

While hologram has a high floor high ceiling

[abstract parcel]

True true. What's really cooking my noodle is what cards go well with Pareidolia.

[blissful anchor]

I'm crying rn

[abstract parcel]

How come- oh.

[red hamlet]

canio

[blissful anchor]

What did I do to deserve this

[blissful anchor]

Mr Balatro came to personally smite me

For the arrogance

The sheer hutzpa of saying this is a godly run

[abstract parcel]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[thin bough]

This is where you sell paradolia

Wait no if your flush ain't leveled you're cooked anyway mb

[blissful anchor]

Flush wasn't leveled

I was in the middle of starting that

As I got it last hand

No rerolls

DAMN YOU MR JOHN BALATRO

CURSES TO YOU

[blissful anchor]

This was AN RNG SEED

I got all these fair and square

Negative paradolia

Hanging Chad

Smiley and sock and busken and photograph

Seed

Z7S4R83A

[untold bolt]

Guys is this photochad

[thin bough]

Close enough

[blissful anchor]

That's photo sigma

[red hamlet]

photo sucker

[rustic ferry]

Look at this photograph

[blissful anchor]

This was my first ever time getting photochad

And I had a negative paradolia

[untold bolt]

Ultima

[blissful anchor]

Face cards invalid coming up

[untold bolt]

shhhhhh

[digital quiver]

that was a fun run

[blissful anchor]

OHHHHHH

Mr John Balatro is trying to make it up to me

[blissful anchor]

Holy shit you scored high

My first ever win was also with the Ceremonial dagger

[digital quiver]

pov looking for sock and buskin 😔

[blissful anchor]

I also am rn

But holy shit

DNA

Idk what to do with it

I have all default card

Time for king spam

[thin bough]

Probably not worth it then

ay too early

[blissful anchor]

It's now tempting me

Like the green goblin mask

[wooden iron]

I can't believe what just happened — I was in a situation where somehow, buying an eternal Lusty Joker in ante 11 actually made sense.

[glacial cloak]

balatro big update is still going to happen?

[digital quiver]

how

[wooden iron]

Bloodstone, photograph, hack, and hanging chad, consistently playing heart flushes with a mediocre flush level. I needed some way to get more +mult in front of the xmult.

[abstract parcel]

Fellas, time for Ringside Radio. What is by your personal experience, your least preferred deck for a run and why?

https://tenor.com/view/dc-comics-lios-lane-reporter-writing-gif-14575049

[untold bolt]

black deck it sucks bc the -1 hand sioze is so punishing in terms of scoring and econ and the extra joker slot only has value in the lategame which you cant get to becasue of the -1 hand size

[abstract parcel]

Sure, it's an extra joker, but I feel like it's often offset by it being a common joker more often than not (with a neutral or counterproductive effect).
At least, in experience with what I get for Negative Jokers.

[wooden iron]

Black deck. My intuition of the game still says it should be easier than most decks, and even if I know that it's objectively harder in practice, losing on it still feels worse as a result of my intuition.

[slim junco]

Lebron james reportedly forgetting to drag jokers away from dagger when choosing blind

[blissful anchor]

Lol

[abstract parcel]

Blue and Red are simple treats, Yellow has early game advantage (which with a good joker, helps you get to easy street), and Green can still be worked around (Rocket my beloved).

[digital quiver]

pls sock and buskin 🙏 🙏

[dapper wing]

the most grueling and difficult balatro challenge of all time…

beat the game on 0.5x speed…

[abstract parcel]

I've cleared, Red, Blue, Yellow and Green, now it's time for the next four... oh dear (Black, Magic, Nebula, Ghost and Abandoned).

[untold bolt]

ghost should be p breezy, its meta for a reason

[wooden iron]

Yes.

[blissful anchor]

Just upgraded

Thank you wheel of fortune

[dapper wing]

they’re adding 100 more jokers from the johto region

[abstract parcel]

I feel ya, just took me a while to clear the first four decks with White Stake.

[digital quiver]

LESGO

[blissful anchor]

I once had gross Michelle die after one turn

[dapper wing]

sorry I was hungry

[abstract parcel]

Mon dieu...

[wooden iron]

LOL

[digital quiver]

alr not bad

time to glass

[wooden iron]

Btw, in case you missed it, I answered!

[digital quiver]

xd

[wooden iron]

Yep.

[languid quest]

I'm leaving the server 💔

Change the world
My final message
Goodbye

[blissful anchor]

Should I take the brokie

[blissful anchor]

Gn

[languid quest]

Goodnight

Oh wait

@marsh raptor

I'm leaving

[blissful anchor]

I just got infinite tarot card apam

[fleet geode]

need that mod

[finite shadow]

Well well well

[finite shadow]

I see Charlie

[blissful ibex]

most average streamer run

[fleet geode]

found

[latent zephyr]

Chat

I figured out legendary sans effect

[digital quiver]

wish I was on plasma 😔

[static gulch]

Any tips for getting the 5oak and flush five planets

[digital quiver]

play a 5oak

and a flush 5

[barren dust]

@fleet geode i think you're pretty cute/cool wanna meet up irl

[blissful ibex]

And the most fun plant boss in the world 💔💔

[static gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-you-gif-5063683583336604795

[blissful anchor]

Wow I suck

[woeful sapphire]

Uhm….guys, it is only ante 5

[finite shadow]

Play the hand

[blissful ibex]

I mean if you just mean unlocking it's just time, trying to force like a DNA ruined so many of my runs...

[finite shadow]

Forcing anything will ruin any run

[woeful sapphire]

Hanging Chad and photograph is to good of a combo

I also had a glass king in there

[finite shadow]

That’s kind of a small number for glass photochad

[digital quiver]

outscaled 💀

could have high scored with plasma

oh well

[blissful ibex]

o7

[static gulch]

I always die too early in runs to get enough tarots to not have to force it tho

[blissful anchor]

Lol

[static gulch]

Once I got a first round blueprint bc of rare joker voucher
Since it's free I'm assuming that's what you did too

[blissful ibex]

I mean yeah, damned if you do damned if you don't so just focus on playing good runs and it'll come eventually

[blissful anchor]

For this one yeah

But my first one was legoty

[blissful ibex]

Except vouchers

[blissful anchor]

And then i fucked the round

[blissful ibex]

I would've never unlocked something like Illusion without trying 😭

[digital quiver]

xd

erratic will help with unlocking those planets

[static gulch]

If I get sigil and I already have 5oak is pretty much guaranteed to get flush five

[digital quiver]

just reroll until you get a ton of a suit

[static gulch]

Oh yeah

What unlocks erratic again?

[digital quiver]

uh

some stake idk

[blissful ibex]

It's the last one I think so maybe blue?

[static gulch]

Dang it

OK

[blissful ibex]

Plasma is a good tool for getting some specific stuff too just because it needs a lot less to get off the ground and get going through runs

[static gulch]

What unlocks plasma?

[blissful ibex]

It's the second to last deck

So the stake before the stake that unlocks erratic

It's blue I believe

And erratic is orange

[blissful anchor]

Wtf

Why is it so expensive

[digital quiver]

poly

[static gulch]

Yeah just looked it up

[blissful ibex]

Card sharp kinda mid in my opinion anyways just because I like more powerful hands

[static gulch]

That's a long ways away from my skill level

[blissful ibex]

Not every stake jump is as impactful

Past a certain point it all just kinda blurs together

IMO

[digital quiver]

orange is pretty uh

[static gulch]

What do all the stakes do

I know what red and blue do but that's it

[digital quiver]

green is more score

blue is -1 discard

black is eternal jokers

purple is even more score

[static gulch]

The blinds are just harder?

[digital quiver]

orange is perishable jokers

and gold is rental jokers

[digital quiver]

yeah like higher number

[static gulch]

What are eternal rental and perishable jokers

[blissful ibex]

But every stake keeps the challenges of the previous

So Gold has all of those effects in one neat little package

[static gulch]

Yh ik

[blissful ibex]

Eternal can't be destroyed or sold

[digital quiver]

eternal is can't be sold/destroyed

rental is -$3 each round

perishable means it dies in 5 rounds

[static gulch]

Oh

Cant wait to play with those

[blissful ibex]

I only cleared red and blue deck on gold stake so far...

[static gulch]

Oh wait checkered also makes it easier if you get death or the one guy that increases rank

[static gulch]

Has anybody ever beaten black on gold?

[blissful ibex]

Yeah, the people running around with "C" (or maybe it's "C+") have the achievement for beating every stake with every deck

So lots of people get the gold stake done on black deck

[static gulch]

Wowzers

[digital quiver]

I'm trying to get c+ rn 💀

5 left

nebula magic red blue and black

[harsh elk]

painted deck gold stake lowkey fuckin me right now

the -1 joker slot is doing more than i think it is

[digital quiver]

panited is goated wym

I just played straights

handsize is so op istg

[static gulch]

Red and blue can't be that hard if you've beaten all the others right?

[harsh elk]

yeah

[blissful ibex]

Depends on play style ig

[static gulch]

Shit it's 1 am

[digital quiver]

doing blue rn it's chill I just left it at the end cause I thought they were boring

[restive imp]

nice

[static gulch]

Well ima go sleep

[blissful ibex]

Photochad 🥰

[harsh elk]

wild card face card build

ezpz

[digital quiver]

oops

can I cook something here

[harsh elk]

ur deck is truly wild

[cloud pawn]

Hi

[dry karma]

sock ?

[blissful ibex]

Probably? I'd say yeah for fun

[steel blade]

I won my first gold stake with Checker-Photochad-blueprint!

Etslay ogay! Erevay oolcay!

[blissful ibex]

I mean ancient probably does more work because it's 1.5^5 with just a flush five

Might be a bad take idk

[blissful ibex]

And so sock helps that more over like the chad which is more for photo

[red hamlet]

[dry karma]

gg

[restive imp]

drop sock for mime...?

[blissful ibex]

What's the deck looking like

[red hamlet]

no, why would you

[vocal burrow]

Yea I agree

[red hamlet]

a bit late to do a pivot to baron mime

[restive imp]

fair nuff, first time hitting e13 unseeded. trying to go as long as possible

[vocal burrow]

Make sure to move blueprint to photo when scoring

[restive imp]

yupyup, learned that lesson a few times already lol

[blissful ibex]

Mime woulda helped scale the planets but if you're already at the e's it's prob too late

[red hamlet]

Move it to holo once it's at 16x+

At 16x it's equal to being on photo
After that it's better

[wanton ruin]

Do u have any tips for that one eggs challenge

[cedar glade]

reroll until you get a Econ joker first shop

[green sparrow]

Joker less

👍

Never sell the eggs

[glacial oxide]

YouTube at 1am:

[red hamlet]

Beat 1st ante jokerless
Pray for good joker

Is what I did

(I got swash after boss )

[proud hawk]

this game hates me

[digital quiver]

😭

[ashen flume]

hi could i get help on something?

i wanna buy sock and buskin

but idk who i should sell

[thin bough]

You probably don't need abstract

21 mult is like

smol

Esp if you can consistently hit face cards

[ashen flume]

yeah but there's also the risk of getting hit with a leaf boss blind