i cant get a run with ceremonial dagger its not possible
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willow kite
i had a run with glass jonkler but white stake
timid geyser
i have him on green stake only xdd
young bolt
crazy combo and in the first ante
timid geyser
woah you are lucky
willow kite
crazy combo and in the first ante
not the cryptid mod maskot
willow kite
crazy combo and in the first ante
torn zealot
if i get another balatro run that doesnt give me a good joker at the start i'm gonna kill myself
ember root
My lucky ass in Golden Needle 
torn zealot
most fucking diabolical shit ever
young bolt
https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752
gambling 🤑
timid geyser
if i get another balatro run that doesnt give me a good joker at the start i'm g...
ask the game to give you jimbo or else you gonna lose again
torn zealot
jimbo?
timid geyser
yeah
willow kite
Jimbo
young bolt
chat what joker should i get
torn zealot
timid geyser
thats a good joker
willow kite
timid geyser
splash is my worst joker :p
willow kite
splash is my worst joker :p
timid geyser
theres 150 jokers, and madness might be worst one to pick here, dont blame the devs xdd
young bolt
dude i pass the round goal in every first hand ts run is crazy
tawny pasture
Do a madness run on black stake with eternal jokers. It'll change your mind
Or just do a madness run. They can b p fun
agile pawn
madness my goat
timid geyser
madness is crazy good on ghost deck
timid geyser
+50 chips
agile pawn
stone cards can be good
torn zealot
you're definitely a fucking terrorist
i'd rather die before i put that hsit on any of my card
timid geyser
stone cards are good when you got mult only and no levels in planet cards
fiery yew
wlecome to the black deck gold stake jokerless
agile pawn
+50 chips is quite a lot and can be played with any 4 or less card hand
slim junco
stone cards can be good
new hand needs to be added: stonehenge - 5 stone cards (0 chips x 20000 mult)
agile pawn
and also stuff like idol or rebate ignores stone cards which is quite good
fiery yew
ace of spades only ig
opaque shard
Funny thing that happened yesterday
opaque shard
torn zealot
the spades hearts n shit right
opaque shard
Can be used in any suit
lament hollow
whoever runs this shit is a fucking sociopath
idk anyone who actually uses madness
opaque shard
As*
opaque shard
idk anyone who actually uses madness
I do
agile pawn
idk anyone who actually uses madness
i do
opaque shard
Madness is one the best scaling xmult jokers in the game
torn zealot
fuck this game
lament hollow
Madness is one the best scaling xmult jokers in the game
🤮
turbid ermine
if a heart card is debuffed does that prevent flower pot from being triggered
opaque shard
Nope
slim junco
madness is funny
agile pawn
madness helped me get gold stickers on some bad jokers
stiff hull
fuck this game
Should still clear 10k with that setup
opaque shard
He can solo carry your xmult
random tendon
Legendary Joker Idea: Roland
1 out of 2 chance of retriggering all jokers and playing cards
or
1 out of 7 chance to able you to choose 5 random negative jokers at each hand played
||Lore: In 12th-century England, Roland the Farter was a jester renowned for his unique performance: a synchronized jump, whistle, and fart. King Henry II was so amused by his act that he rewarded Roland with a manor house and 30 acres of land in Suffolk. This annual performance became a cherished tradition at the royal court. However, there's no historical evidence to suggest that a subsequent king revoked Roland's land due to disapproval of his act. In fact, records indicate that the manor remained within Roland's family for generations, highlighting the enduring legacy of his unusual talent. ||
I'm just bored atp
torn zealot
Should still clear 10k with that setup
yeah still annoys me
lament hollow
Legendary Joker Idea: Roland
1 out of 2 chance of retriggering all jokers and p...
fart..?
lament hollow
I guess not
slim junco
goated run so far?
random tendon
goated run so far?
Hear me out, plasma deck
a good starter but would definitely get overpowered
lament hollow
this guy behind me smells like straight up manure
torn zealot
what the fuck
slim junco
Hear me out, plasma deck
well i’m not on plasma deck bucko
lament hollow
and making a mud mask
agile pawn
madness is so peak
random tendon
what the fuck
I was actually interested in that concept
Pretty good with egg or gift card
heavy on a negative gift card
elfin tapir
young bolt
for some reason i think the run is fucked
random tendon
its dysfunctional if i buy it
true
random tendon
for some reason i think the run is fucked
It is
young bolt
splash is my worst joker :p
tbh it breaks the game in a very bad way
random tendon
i do want to sell one of them
sell that fortune teller
random tendon
tbh it breaks the game in a very bad way
how so
random tendon
i'd rather die
bruh
random tendon
it's like +29 rn
oh
that spare of trousers already outscales that like fortune teller with holographic
slim junco
i do want to sell one of them
i had this run a while ago
torn zealot
yeah but is it still worth selling though
random tendon
i had this run a while ago
I think bro has a wardrobe atp
slim junco
I think bro has a wardrobe atp
pants stay on during balatro
agile pawn
yeah but is it still worth selling though
yes
empty rock
darn
random tendon
Ngl I remembered having 5 blueprints and nothing to copy, it killed my run but it was a glorious sight to see
turbid ermine
really, after i spend all my money on a voucher?
random tendon
really, after i spend all my money on a voucher?
sell everything ✅
turbid ermine
id die
dusky oasis
But brainstorm
random tendon
Brainstorm helps you
timid geyser
who plays balatro while naked
random tendon
Moe lester is here
timid geyser
Moe lester is here
yo wassup
torn zealot
check your most played hand
i dont know i'm jonkling off rn
random tendon
who plays balatro while naked
Is it considered weird to play balatro while in bath
timid geyser
Is it considered weird to play balatro while in bath
no, its typical
random tendon
i dont know i'm jonkling off rn
How big did you get your Wee at?
a random but fun question to ask
slim junco
idk why i do this to myself, i hate bloodstone but i’m compelled to take it everytime
torn zealot
finally reach ante 8
random tendon
idk why i do this to myself, i hate bloodstone but i’m compelled to take it ever...
Jimbo is the most powerful joker, you'll never loose
random tendon
finally reach ante 8
proud bro of
timid geyser
finally reach ante 8
nice
random tendon
willow kite
willow kite
''Where is everyone?''
random tendon
''Where is everyone?''
"bro's side eyeing us"
torn zealot
its +0.5xmult so its an improvement
i have to discard the teller one which has 25 mult
ah fuck it we ball
winner mentality
timid geyser
well here we go
subtle bobcat
idk why i do this to myself, i hate bloodstone but i’m compelled to take it ever...
Jimbo 😄
young bolt
https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-fire-in-the-hole-lobotomy-normal-face-gif-1...
2023 ahh meme
random tendon
I had a baron and mime combo in this run with bloodstone and dice, sold every one of except blueprint because funny
willow kite
2023 ahh meme
im old
slim junco
i need to start reading my boss blinds
random tendon
i need to start reading my boss blinds
Worst feelings of all time
young bolt
I remember the dancing baby meme
we all do
willow kite
https://tenor.com/view/dancingbaby-gif-22415743
young bolt
https://tenor.com/view/dancingbaby-gif-22415743
gta 5 brain rot baby
torn zealot
BIG
torn zealot
ok i will
young bolt
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727087247492513814/1332704271484846111/ca...
"i didn't think about that" ahh car
torn zealot
severe gambling addiction
willow kite
severe gambling addiction
random tendon
now stencil naneinf
bro's about to pull a dr.spectre
slim junco
make egg compatible with blueprint
oblique isle
Make sixth sense compatible
random tendon
After watching so many of balatro university, I now see how dumb I am
torn zealot
supernova good?
random tendon
supernova good?
Trousers scale higher
willow kite
supernova good?
yea and then go play pairs
slim junco
FUCK OFF BLOODSTONE, I HATE YOU
oblique isle
FUCK OFF BLOODSTONE, I HATE YOU
Do it
torn zealot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE GAMBLING
tawdry cloud
torn zealot
yea and then go play pairs
do i discard trous tho
tawdry cloud
Should i sell yorick for sock and buskin
random tendon
Should i sell yorick for sock and buskin
yes
ripe dock
Yo do you here green needle or brainstorm
random tendon
sell everything and keep blueprint
ripe dock
Type shi
torn zealot
i love oily men
random tendon
i love oily men
word
ripe dock
Never in a dillion years would i sell yorick right their
boreal niche
i'd pivot to xmult here honestly
torn zealot
penis
ripe dock
Ide hold out to a + discard joker or voucher tho it is ante 5 so fair
boreal niche
what is it doing lol
slim junco
this is genuinely the most bipolar run ever
random tendon
Joker Idea: Wendigo
Rare type
Has a ½ chance of either copying both jokers in it's either side and ⅕ chance to disarrange your played hand and jokers
boreal niche
this is genuinely the most bipolar run ever
at some point you have to commit
torn zealot
YO WHAT THE FUCK
boreal niche
YO WHAT THE FUCK
blind scaling gets very high
slim junco
at some point you have to commit
i’m lwk so done w baron builds atm tbh
boreal niche
you should see ante 12
random tendon
YO WHAT THE FUCK
Bro hasn't seen the e territory
ripe dock
No point point in slling things rn tho wait till it shows up
boreal niche
i’m lwk so done w baron builds atm tbh
gee i would never have guessed
slim junco
gee i would never have guessed
bru, don’t have to be a prick
torn zealot
I AM NEW
ripe dock
this is genuinely the most bipolar run ever
Been their
tawdry cloud
what is it doing lol
i forgot i had smear joker
random tendon
Does anyone know or did a run that has all 4 gem jokers? (bloodstone, agate, diamond, idk the other one)
woeful sapphire
Insane early brainstorm
boreal niche
bru, don’t have to be a prick
if you call talking like that 'being a prick' i'm surprised you didn't completely go apeshit over people the other day being blatantly transphobic
torn zealot
whoever told me to go endless i hope you accidentally sells your polychrome bitchass
boreal niche
just saying
random tendon
Insane early brainstorm
copy gold joker
woeful sapphire
Alright
slim junco
if you call talking like *that* 'being a prick' i'm surprised you didn't complet...
idc
random tendon
whoever told me to go endless i hope you accidentally sells your polychrome bitc...
Thank you
slim junco
yap yap
random tendon
lol
boreal niche
i'd save money and hunt for a photograph
steel nimbus
i love balatro
slim junco
i'd save money and hunt for a photograph
omfg, are you a robot or something
random tendon
i'd save money and hunt for a photograph
went straight for photchad hunt
woeful sapphire
I am super lucky
random tendon
I am super lucky
DAMN
boreal niche
omfg, are you a robot or something
sadly no i'm not a nanlet
random tendon
mf got me addicted now i fucked up my hands
It's okay, you're gonna get addicted even more
boreal niche
you don't have to be rude by the way
torn zealot
It's okay, you're gonna get addicted even more
screw you
woeful sapphire
What should I copy
woeful sapphire
Alright
boreal niche
then just buy planet cards
random tendon
Imo, copy hanging chad if you have like a lucky or gold seal, since it's the same (not unless you have 2 or more copy jokers)
boreal niche
then just buy planet cards
probably pluto or mercury because they're easy to make
boreal niche
Imo, copy hanging chad if you have like a lucky or gold seal, since it's the sam...
no
ripe dock
boreal niche
copying chad is 1 trigger 5 times for 5 triggers
copying photo is 2 triggers 3 times for 6 triggers
subtle bobcat
I am super lucky
Can brainstorm copy gold joker?
boreal niche
Can brainstorm copy gold joker?
no
random tendon
copying photo is 2 triggers 3 times for 6 triggers
ah missed that one
subtle bobcat
I thought so
boreal niche
most jokers with passives aren't copyable
random tendon
then again, money
subtle bobcat
Yea
boreal niche
juggler, golden joker, egg, etc etc
woeful sapphire
Balatro is very nice
subtle bobcat
Yea
boreal niche
then again, money
copying chad is good for lucky hits yes
it's also good if you have a glass
a glass means it's 2 triggers 5 times for 10
ripe dock
Photo for max score chad for gold seal glass or lucky
random tendon
copying chad is good for lucky hits yes
Because it's gonna be
2x(photochad) × 2x(glass) × 3x (hanging chad)
boreal niche
Balatro is very nice
eventually pivot out of smiley face as the +mult it gives will be negligible
random tendon
Meant to reply on glass
boreal niche
if you need base mult level planets
ripe dock
Yeah
boreal niche
i suggest pluto as high card is guaranteed to be playable every hand
you can also spam steels and gold cards in your hand for more gains
because you're only playing 1 card
ripe dock
Yo im gonna try and find a screenshot of a photo chad run i had a few days ago
Went big
woeful sapphire
I am trying to get stunt man
boreal niche
you're on the right track
random tendon
- checks balatro server
- talks about strategies
- photochad
- leaves
boreal niche
what you need is more retriggers; a second copy of chad or a sock and buskin can be good here
steel nimbus
phtochad is good
random tendon
bro's instructing for endless
random tendon
oh yeah
Well, even without the duping process
just have 2 copy jokers and a glass card, with enough levels on high card
woeful sapphire
Not trying to unlock stuntman
random tendon
Trying to get him on my team
oh, stuntman is a bit underwhelming once you hit a level high enough for mult to exponentiate
random tendon
Should I copy hiker
no
boreal niche
Should I copy hiker
chips are negligible at this point
you have too much mult for it to be worth anything
slim junco
negative dusk is lwk so sexy
random tendon
If hiker adds chips (+5)
then miner adds mults (+1)
woeful sapphire
Should I sell hiker
random tendon
negative dusk is lwk so sexy
eh, free retrigger
random tendon
Should I sell hiker
I mean, hold it until you find a good enough joker
boreal niche
270 million with this
you need a glass card and 1 more retrigger for 100m score
it could be a red seal, it could be sock
boreal niche
playing a glass card
random tendon
it's glass
echo violet
it makes no diff
boreal niche
it makes no diff
yes exactly
woeful sapphire
I just got pants
boreal niche
it's a difference of around 30k chips
echo violet
yes exactly
i sent that like 30sec ago
boreal niche
600k
echo violet
my wifi is ass
boreal niche
I was way off
random tendon
Gamers talking about strategies in a game that requires math: ✍️ 🔥
Gamers in school math: 
dusky oasis
What if it's level 9
boreal niche
while you do reach diminishing returns planets can make this stronger
random tendon
What if it's level 9
it's higher
dusky oasis
Holy fuck
lament gazelle
Heyyo
boreal niche
What if it's level 9
1.3917e12
willow kite
it's higher
or is it?
random tendon
Also, it's good to have less cards or have alot of blue seals in hand
leveling up is extremely important in × multipliers
boreal niche
to a point
You do reach diminishing returns eventually
but planets are good so you can actually have mult to be xed by the xmult
Level 1 vs 8 high card
random tendon
Opinions on players who loves all chips build
random tendon
yes
boreal niche
high stakes chips can't keep up with the ante scaling
random tendon
high stakes chips can't keep up with the ante scaling
I have a run that says otherwise
boreal niche
under most circumstances you want to pivot to xmult
lament hollow
Opinions on players who loves all chips build
scary
boreal niche
I have a run that says otherwise
this picture also says otherwise
lament gazelle
Question r there any mods that disables the Arms boss
random tendon
this picture also says otherwise
I managed to get a card to have 500+ chips because of hiker and death'ed it, it had foil and also a red seal + the arrows effect (idk what's it called)
willow kite
this picture also says otherwise
boreal niche
bonus
random tendon
I managed to get a card to have 500+ chips because of hiker and death'ed it, it ...
full kings and also sock and buskin
lament hollow
random tendon
Unfortunately it didn't work on endless
unreal widget
helloo ^^
boreal niche
Unfortunately it didn't work on endless
well duh
unreal widget
it's quite yummers i do believe
random tendon
it's quite yummers i do believe
I agree if the mold is on cheese
foggy tapir
Gamers talking about strategies in a game that requires math: ✍️ 🔥
Gamers in ...
balatro players trying to do school math after calculating the biggest numbers in their lives:
boreal niche
if you want to ask a question about balatro, read this short faq
- is obelisk good?
Yes - should i copy photo or chad
Copy photo if you aren't using a glass or lucky card - how does perkeo work
if you have a card in your consumables, upon leaving shop he creates a negative copy; with multiple he creates a copy of a random one
unreal widget
chat is this something
boreal niche
- how do i win
Focus on econ
boreal niche
chat is this something
pog
foggy tapir
chat is this something
🔥
boreal niche
how many 10s did you have
unreal widget
if you want to ask a question about balatro, read this short faq
1. is obelisk g...
can't use obelisk? skill issue
unreal widget
how many 10s did you have
like 15? lemme check i think i had a screenshot of the deck somewhere
boreal niche
can't use obelisk? skill issue
honestly i should keep that as a copypasta whenever a new player comes here
random tendon
I play balatro because it's fun
foggy tapir
you didn't get blueprint when you opened your first buffoon pack of the run? Skill issue.
boreal niche
you didn't get sloppy from jimbo on a brisk winter morning? skill issue
random tendon
you didn't get blueprint when you opened your first buffoon pack of the run? Ski...
didn't get blue/storm in rare joker skip? Skill issue.
foggy tapir
I play balatro because it's fun
i play balatro because I LOVE GAMBLING
unreal widget
love my little number go up simulator
random tendon
I love a big Wee
torn zealot
balatro
kindred ruin
I still think it’s only good if you get it early, on lower stakes tho
random tendon
No
unreal widget
chat is this something
here's the deck
got incredibly lucky with the blue seals
694200 points is the crowning achievement of my life die
doe
random tendon
was about to say DNA but saw the jokerless challenge
unreal widget
dna op should only add half a card
random tendon
dna op should only add half a card
damn
unreal widget
I still think it’s only good if you get it early, on lower stakes tho
obelisk goes hard on high stakes still for me the biggest drawback is missing out on some planet scaling because you still need to survive with your filler hand
random tendon
me when cats
unreal widget
me when hats
kindred ruin
I understand why it’s good
I also understand why people think it takes too much work to get value out of
unreal widget
true enough it takes adjusting to it plays differently
random tendon
Me when I spammed the hands I wanted and forgot it's supposed to be an obelisk run
torn zealot
thats some fucked up deck
unreal widget
most satisfactory indeed when you get it to like 7x in a couple rounds
torn zealot
Mf might as well add all high cards in
unreal widget
i actually wasted half of my scaling on 4oak bc i was afraid i wouldn't draw 5oak consistently lmao
blursed run
random tendon
Can balatro run doom?
unreal widget
most certainly!
torn zealot
discard
looks inside
high card/one pair generator
thunk is 100% ran by bloons td6 former developers
sick hearth
if you want to ask a question about balatro, read this short faq
1. is obelisk g...
Wait, Perkeo is a dude? 
random tendon
balatro
photochad good
"wtf is obelisk"
saw balatro runs
feels stupid
" I understand it now"
wanton steeple
Can balatro run doom?
Theoretically yes
boreal niche
They're all dudes
wanton steeple
There is doom ports in Lua
torn zealot
can it help me find a girlfriend
torn zealot
terrible fucking game
wanton steeple
Maybe if u can impress her with a jokerless run
torn zealot
i'm rating 2/10 on steam
unreal widget
can it help me find a girlfriend
why get a girlfriend when you have jimbo
random tendon
Is balatro eco friendly?
torn zealot
why get a girlfriend when you have jimbo
i'd rather die
unreal widget
Is balatro eco friendly?
eco strats don't work in balatro you must choose a different loadout
unreal widget
csgo? nah kiddo... btd battles... come back when yuo master dfa
random tendon
Like imagine playing balatro on a board that conjures up cards and all that
and infront of you is jimbo
torn zealot
this mf speaking boomer language
unreal widget
could there be an inscryption balatro mod possibly
random tendon
could there be an inscryption balatro mod possibly
yes exactly my point
imagine the LORE
plain gust
boom first gold
unreal widget
imagine the LORE
imagine the yuri
random tendon
imagine the yuri
the yuri would be obelisk
torn zealot
Do I jusy win the game
unreal widget
lesbian couple (bp bs) plus evil and intimidating obelisk
torn zealot
By beating all the hands shit it has
random tendon
By beating all the hands shit it has
Yes
unreal widget
boom first gold
pogsauce
steel nimbus
i just got a photo chad run lol
it's a good one too
i love winning
i'm glad to win even if it isn't anything spectacular
random tendon
I'm tired of typical runs, can we have a big party that makes us all pass out and forced to play balatro or else we die
unreal widget
fuck it
run flower pot
torn zealot
Addicted bitchass
unreal widget
many such cases!
random tendon
sick summit
thunk is 100% ran by bloons td6 former developers
Thunk was one of those people that liked card battles in btd battles
glass light
fun fact: french wikipedia page for chicot lists him as "one of the strongest cards in the game"
red cradle
What's happening to the soul?
unreal widget
Thunk was one of those people that liked card battles in btd battles
card battles go hard when you don't have sweats in your lobby kidnapping your towers... sad!
unreal widget
fun fact: french wikipedia page for chicot lists him as "one of the strongest ca...
chicot op pls nerf
torn zealot
Thunk was one of those people that liked card battles in btd battles
oh for fucks sake
Yep that explains it
This mf is not a human he is an agent of chaos sent by satan from the ninth circle of hell to make the ultimate suffering and dopamine generating experience
tawny pasture
What's happening to the soul?
New url
Check the mod channel for it it has the new one
ripe dock
Holy oops spectacular (you can all see it right?)
ripe dock
Sweet
sly frigate
trying to find something that can get me to 47 billion
ripe dock
Baron mime anyone
ripe dock
Legit just got the worst neg in the game
ripe dock
Can you see it???
lost kindle
negative vampire
ripe dock
Yeah it could be good with the bloodstone (kinda funny to) but im just not a fan for it rn
ripe dock
Eyeballs > observation > analysis > conclusion > statement
ripe dock
Yeah
ripe dock
Same enough
sly frigate
yeah cooked
best hand 3bil
with like 2 tarot cards used to get glass cards n stuff
slim junco
this valid?
ripe dock
Their should be like a guess the name for the joker online website game like for the name the pokemon thing
sly frigate
i unlocked liquidation this run
sly frigate
Their should be like a guess the name for the joker online website game like for...
balatrodle?
i got todays in 3 guesses
lost kindle
this valid?
get jupiter out of here brah 😭
sly frigate
a valiant effort was made
sly frigate
get jupiter out of here brah 😭
jupiter is w
lost kindle
not long run tho
tawdry cloud
i just got polychrome canio
sly frigate
whats the best way to unlock palette
tawdry cloud
and pariodolia or however you spell it
ripe dock
Well i guess that..but i meant like...theirs a game i saw a streamer play where you have to name all the pokemon and it has like every generation and theirs like 1000+ for that but it would be good for balatro cuz only 150
slim junco
whats the best way to unlock palette
hit the unlock all button
sly frigate
ghost deck?
sly frigate
hit the unlock all button
fuck no
remote cairn
kingdom hearts card skins when
ripe dock
Like same amount as gen 1
tawdry cloud
whats the best way to unlock palette
buy voucher
lost kindle
kingdom hearts card skins when
we need that
lost kindle
I NEED that
sly frigate
i don't have it unlocked
tawdry cloud
not unlocking it
whats the unlock requirement
lost kindle
yes
remote cairn
kh isn't indie we are never getting it 💔💔💔
lost kindle
bp > brain
sharp falcon
okay is this valid?
very much yes
lost kindle
kh isn't indie we are never getting it 💔💔💔
imagine tho 💔
sly frigate
whats the unlock requirement
get hand size down to 5 or lower
i'm thinking ghost deck
slim junco
bp > brain
grass is green ahh statement
remote cairn
imagine tho 💔
would be crazy
lost kindle
grass is green ahh statement
ur so peggable
tawdry cloud
bri
lost kindle
ok hows that allowed
sly frigate
im gonna ectoplasm
tawdry cloud
what the fuck
lost kindle
whart.
slim junco
ur so peggable
huh
red cradle
👍
lost kindle
throw a perk away
lost kindle
NO
ripe dock
Valid? (My discord on laptop wont open)
lost kindle
BP
tawdry cloud
Valid? (My discord on laptop wont open)
photochad
red cradle
ur missing a perkeo
ik, I accidentaly skipped an invis
sharp falcon
Valid? (My discord on laptop wont open)
i always try to do photochad lol
red cradle
ur missing a perkeo
the seed has 5
lost kindle
get a bp
slim junco
5 bp > mime, baron, brainstorm (ew) + red seal kings
lost kindle
your gonna me set for life
lost kindle
whart
lost kindle
ima get off bru
sly frigate
bp is amazing
ripe dock
Heheheh nut wharts
sly frigate
i got a bp from a buffoon pack
and it carried
my entire last run
slapped it on my bloodstone :D
tawdry cloud
sly frigate
idk how people do jokerless black deck gold stake
tawdry cloud
why im getting a lot of soul
ripe dock
got this bc of it
Had a run just like that
tawdry cloud
farthest i can get is small blind ante 1
sly frigate
l
tawdry cloud
ban for toxicity
sly frigate
balatro plays great with touchscreen
sharp falcon
ban for toxicity
be so fr
sly frigate
ban for toxicity
:(
tawdry cloud
bye
sly frigate
bye
sharp falcon
ok
ripe dock
Bruh
sly frigate
i got 1,999 chips
on a blind with score req
2000
i have bought my first ectoplasm
of many i will need
slim junco
flopping on ante 2 smh
ripe dock
I had 2 neg ags for these...
slim junco
and negative dusk???
nah
ripe dock
Nar
sharp falcon
negative dusk would be crazy tho
ripe dock
Absolutely robbed of negative eternal dusk for bloodstone
ripe dock
How good is satellite?
opaque shard
Bad
slim junco
Lost this run btw
u needed an egg
ripe dock
Would midas mask go crazy w/ vamp or should i just sell it the first time he holds me back
lime lantern
Local thunk when national thunk walks in:
red cradle
Nah, nah, nah...
ripe dock
Wahhh
sly frigate
Nah, nah, nah...
damn :(
slim junco
Nah, nah, nah...
should have bought that planet pack earlier
ripe dock
Local thunk when national thunk walks in:
Invasive thunk
red cradle
Nah, nah, nah...
we need a meme channel XD
sly frigate
rate my jonkler setup last run
vale fog
should have bought that planet pack earlier
nah it had neptune, earth and jupiter
slim junco
rate my jonkler setup last run
fuck you, i never get oops and bloodstone together
sly frigate
:)
vale fog
rate my jonkler setup last run
should've sold your BP 2/10
vale fog
What’s the problem? Blueprint sucks! I mean, it doesn’t even do anything! Unless you have other jokers (that AREN’T itself or brainstorm) but frankly, that’s an edge case.
ripe dock
O damn uuhhh can somebody hit me with an answer to that earlier hypothetical?
vale fog
blueprint might be the worst card in the game, and HERE is why:
It literally doesn't do anything. It literally REQUIRES synergy to do anything! and most of the time it doesn't even help. Put it with sixth sense, nothing happens. put it with Jimbo, you get +4 mult. big whoop. and it gets destroyed by madness so don't even try to have fun there!! Its just a worse version of the other do-nothing joker, brainstorm, because at least polychrome on a brainstorm is always on the right! You don't even have to aim with brainstorm, just drag the joker all the way to the left, blueprint is literally just a brainstorm that introduces user error. PLUS If you get blueprint in your first shop, you probably can't even afford it because it's always polychrome or negative or something useless like that, so think about it!!!!
finally, it's an rare which means that it takes up a valuable rare skip slot for Baron which is the best joker in the game.
ripe dock
sly frigate
BANNAnanNANa
vale fog
midas vamp does work
slim junco
blueprint might be the worst card in the game, and HERE is why:
It literally doe...
i ain’t reading allat
vale fog
arrange your jokers so that it has efficient proc
ripe dock
Neato
sly frigate
rate
slim junco
blueprint might be the worst card in the game, and HERE is why:
It literally doe...
i barely read my boss blinds so any sentence over 5 words i cannot handle
ripe dock
Im dirt broke on ante 3 tho i got a hermit in hand
vale fog
i barely read my boss blinds so any sentence over 5 words i cannot handle
tldr blueprint sucks you should sell it
slim junco
tldr blueprint sucks you should sell it
ur the type person to say, vagabond underrated
sly frigate
fr
slim junco
0.1/10 ragebait
i mean maybe it’s okay on checkered deck
but who plays checkered deck
lament hollow
i havee uhh
sly frigate
$$$$$$$$
ripe dock
Run ded to mouth i want die
lament hollow
slim junco
new legendary consumable, kills half of your deck - named “The snap”
sly frigate
yay
michel died
wait
now im kinda cooked
YESSS
ouija
i win
i get palette
nope
i don't
6 hand size
not 5
i have 6
:(
lament hollow
new legendary consumable, kills half of your deck - named “The snap”
this would be so helpful
sly frigate
fr
lament hollow
especially with erosion
lost lagoon
balatro is not crossplatform right?
sly frigate
its
binbows
mac and linux with proton i think
i don't think mac and linux are native
and android
with porting
ripe dock
Xbox
sly frigate
and switch
ripe dock
Playstation?
sly frigate
idk
ripe dock
No clue
sly frigate
how does balatro even work on xbox
ripe dock
lost lagoon
with porting
so i can use my balatro on android and transfer it to the pc?
ripe dock
Umh
slim junco
bru i wasn’t paying attention and just deathed my red seal king into a diamond 6
i hate everyone
sly frigate
so i can use my balatro on android and transfer it to the pc?
you can't transfer saves from android to pc
slim junco
WHY DID MY ECTO HIT MY NANA
sly frigate
but i think you can from pc to android
slim junco
I HATE EVERYONE EVEN MKRE
sly frigate
banananan
lost lagoon
you can't transfer saves from android to pc
but the game itself?
sly frigate
but the game itself?
yeah
sly frigate
i'm trying to grind all the jokers before summer
because then once i start playing on steam
instead of android
i can just use unlock all
and get all my progress back
ripe dock
U hate me
sly frigate
with what?
copy balatro.exe from the steam copy
over to wherever the mobile maker exe is
then run it
and uh yeah
itll make an apk
this is what i used with my steam copy
fringe fox
translation: "That's a lie and you know it well. The only joker that can be considered “one of the best” that uses figure cards is triboulet, which is rarely going to be part of your build considering it's a legendary joker, and no, I don't consider Canio because it doesn't involve using figures."
is this guy serious?
sly frigate
figure cards?
neon mulch
Chicot saved my familiy from a car accident, we were about to hit the wall
sly frigate
oh face cards
sly frigate
Chicot saved my familiy from a car accident, we were about to hit the wall
chicot is based like that
lost lagoon
copy balatro.exe from the steam copy
my problem is, i have the mobile version, and want to use it on pc( for use the mods), but i think i made a bad mistake buying balatro mobile and not on pc
fringe fox
oh face cards
face cards
lost lagoon
balatro has an official mobile version?
yes
lost lagoon
balatro has an official mobile version?
sly frigate
any progress from there shouldn't take that long to get
if you're not too far
into the game
frozen summit
it costs money tho
lost lagoon
the only problem is that isnt crossplatform, so i fucked myself
sly frigate
dont ban hamer me for porting my steem copy i didnt know there was official mobile version :(((((((
slim junco
am i cooking?
lost lagoon
im too broke
me too, but i had the money for it, and having the mobile version makes it more addictive😂
sly frigate
can anyone with an iphone tell me if balatro is on the app store
lost lagoon
can anyone with an iphone tell me if balatro is on the app store
it should
sly frigate
k
feral goblet
can anyone with an iphone tell me if balatro is on the app store
yes its like $9-10
sly frigate
i need to win a run in 18 or fewer rounds
seems not hard
12 or fewer seems not fun
lost lagoon
12 or fewer seems not fun
did it, was very funny
sly frigate
yelo deck white stake time !!!
lost lagoon
bc i had the skip blind guy that gaves .5
lost lagoon
i have problems with this fella, i ended several runs with 4 joker but it doesnt unlock, idk why
ivory pewter
i have problems with this fella, i ended several runs with 4 joker but it doesnt...
Joker stencil & ankh it
sly frigate
i would take steel joker tbh
tawny ether
i needed money for flash card and it was right there with the mime
ivory pewter
That’s how I earned it haha
sly frigate
lol
tawny ether
OKAY I'VE done some mathematics
raw fractal
The two pair gave me 50k wasn’t enough
tawny ether
if i have two steel cards in hand then its better than flash card
tawny ether
so i think i do take it
sly frigate
for a bit
lost lagoon
Joker stencil & ankh it
but i did like 2 runs(ended), and i didnt unlock him...
sly frigate
i love wheel of fortune
why tf is bp incompatible
with troubadour
what in the flip
kind geode
something tells me this boss blind won't be an issue
slim junco
what would u sell
kindred ruin
nothing
kind geode
what would u sell
i would probs not take soul here tbh
slim junco
yh but i’m a fien for souls
kindred ruin
I mean you already won, do you have all the legendaries
kindred ruin
Sell a brianstorm
frozen summit
me too, but i had the money for it, and having the mobile version makes it more ...
ill buy it maybe when i have mone and a credit card🙏
money
sly frigate
NOOO SO CLOSE TO $400
i'm so dum
i just realized
i couldve sold a joker
and gotten to $400
i had already won
im actually so special
lost lagoon
ill buy it maybe when i have mone and a credit card🙏
ahahahah, maybe sell a liver for it (jk)
sly frigate
ECTOPLASMMMM BABYY
icy grove
WHAT IS THIS SEED!?
idk what to do I'm so torn!
I need some advice on this I have a king that has a red BUT if I get a sock then idk!
I just hit e12 in ante 5
WTH!
tawny ether
WE TAKE THOSEEEEE
sly frigate
when will u be able
tawny ether
frozen summit
ahahahah, maybe sell a liver for it (jk)
i mean...
sly frigate
rolling in the dough
ripe dock
Such a peculiar run i have rn
lament hollow
horrendous greed build
ripe dock
When i was just staring out i got a perfect trowback run 8 rounds 8 jokers then saw doc released a vid about the same thing the day after
lament hollow
no greedy joker
well its here in spirit...
ripe dock
So i am avid throwback enjoyer
sly frigate
i love throwback
ivory pewter
x2 per stencil
ivory pewter
but i did like 2 runs(ended), and i didnt unlock him...
😭😭😭 ripperino
ivory pewter
but i did like 2 runs(ended), and i didnt unlock him...
You’ll find it next run, eventually
sly frigate
im winning this run
ripe dock
sly frigate
in <18 rounds
ivory pewter
but i did like 2 runs(ended), and i didnt unlock him...
Hanging chad , photgraph & baron? Make it a high card build
red hamlet
Man-thing not sneaky-tricksy
sly frigate
what
black hole
cool
shit
it's either i discover black hole
or unlock palette :(
how rare is black hole?
lament hollow
very rare
unreal widget
as rare as soul
lament hollow
im almost at 400 dollars...
I GOT MIEME
this is the easiest run ive ever done in my life
neon mulch
sly frigate
:((((((
ripe dock
My boy
meager plank
sly frigate
2x speed video
i lost the run
because i wanted to discover black hole
i blame all of you
i was playing five card draw with a friend
and got a four of a kind
it felt so insane
lost lagoon
Hanging chad , photgraph & baron? Make it a high card build
i explained myself bad, i did in fact win those 2 runs, with 4 jokers, but the joker didnt unlock, i have to buy max 4?
sly frigate
holy shit
wraith gave me a negative trio
based wraith
i was gonna hex it
i guess not
lost lagoon
i explained myself bad, i did in fact win those 2 runs, with 4 jokers, but the j...
bc i did it with the guy eho cuts other jokers, chad, and a third one( i dont Remember), and a ton of lucky cards
lost lagoon
oh yes
abstract hill
Should I sell wrathful?
sly frigate
sadly
red hamlet
Should I sell wrathful?
yeah
mossy tartan
Hiii
sly frigate
yes
red hamlet
yaloha
mossy tartan
What’s up
red hamlet
The rats have access to death bikes and nuclear armaments
mossy tartan
Lmao
sly frigate
oh no
red hamlet
god skaven are so cool
slate trellis
balatrero balatra
balatrin balatron balatro estoy jugando yo
balatrero balatrez está jugando balatro
languid lagoon
this was my first ever Gold Stake Run that i actually finished without dying in Ante 5
died at Ante 14
if i didn't copy the Photograph twice with an Invisible Joker it could've went further(i forgot the seed)
drowsy linden
Looks like a fever dream
lament hollow
Should I sell wrathful?
is grass green?
abstract hill
is grass green?
I was on checkered
drowsy linden
Just had a nasty canio
lament hollow
red hamlet
I was on checkered
wrathful and lusty are weak as shit
only good for early
15 mult at best (25 if holo)
lament hollow
those who know
lament hollow
languid lagoon
Looks like a fever dream
you should've seen it with all polychromes
rainbows everywhere
abstract hill
But combine that with the stencil both at 3x
red hamlet
you should've seen it with all polychromes
rainbows everywhere
average pride month
drowsy linden
Nothing is more optimal than a full polychrome eternal roster
lament hollow
is the person in your pfp you
red hamlet
But combine that with the stencil both at 3x
560 mult if you sell wrath and get stencils to 4x
540 mult if you don't sell and keep stencils at 3x
lament hollow
you look really scary
drowsy linden
is the person in your pfp you
I wish
red hamlet
this does not include base mult
lament hollow
like William Afton
drowsy linden
It’s Steve-O
warm matrix
hate to see a good joker first shop but just cant afford it
languid lagoon
i just wanted to finish a gold stake run for once
i saw the eternal photograph and took the risk on finding a chad
didn't expect to get 2 hits on the photograph from invis
i went from 1m - e12 points but at the cost of having anymore jokers that isn't a natural negative
but hey
atleast it was shiny
dense sparrow
a
sly frigate
i wanna be shiiinyyyyy
red hamlet
i wanna be shiiinyyyyy
i wanna be a rat ogre
junior flame
Do I sell Yorick for bp?
