🎙・server-chat

[lethal owl]

at what hour

[jovial parrot]

And by dog you mean...

Oh

It's a dog

[finite shadow]

abnout 545 am MST

[ivory pewter]

can i pet that dawg

[wooden zodiac]

my pet dog

[lethal owl]

she looks

[jovial parrot]

Can someone make this into a meme

[lethal owl]

astonished

[woeful sapphire]

She actually

[wooden zodiac]

this is my dog pepper

[lethal owl]

silly dog

[ivory pewter]

omg

[wooden zodiac]

gorl

shes half lab/half whatever

[woeful sapphire]

Type

[lethal owl]

type what

[wooden zodiac]

and she has ridiculously large ears

what

[jovial parrot]

Bro got that Oddy tongue

[woeful sapphire]

Fr

[jovial parrot]

Oddy from Garfield

[woeful sapphire]

Type that you don’t care what the dog is

[jovial parrot]

Is that how it's spelt

[polar matrix]

man why discord gotta be smart im playing fortnite rn smh

[woeful sapphire]

Rizz

[ivory pewter]

Do you wanna see my kitty

[jovial parrot]

Bro is looking at me like I'm supposed to get the joke

[lethal owl]

the fuck

[lethal owl]

didnt know fortnite was peak

[jovial parrot]

Jimbo is getting added to Fortnite

[wooden zodiac]

fortnites your balatro

[woeful sapphire]

W cat

[jovial parrot]

Nice car

[lethal owl]

gros michel is already there

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/wheel-of-fortune-bills-gif-16287894

[wooden zodiac]

what kind of horse is that

[jovial parrot]

Wait a minute this isn't a tarot card

[meager plank]

[woeful sapphire]

Yuh huh

[ivory pewter]

Hellcat engine

[jovial parrot]

Wheel of Fortnite lmao

[meager plank]

I bet you haven’t even had 20 jokers at once

[polar matrix]

i changed balatros name to fortnite to try and complete the discord quest it didn't work :(

[lethal owl]

wheel of nope!

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[wooden zodiac]

i actually have a fear of horses

[woeful sapphire]

You right

[meager plank]

Where can i find this quest

[polar matrix]

even though it does make discord SAY im playing fortnite

[wooden zodiac]

AHHHH

[latent zephyr]

i feel like the life of jimbo goes
riff raff
wee
joker
mr bones

[wooden zodiac]

OH GOD

[polar matrix]

https://discord.com/quests/1359985000526909820

[wooden zodiac]

THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME

[meager plank]

What is jimbo

[jovial parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/seahorse-cold-ass-seahorse-cold-seahorse-funny-seahorse-cool-seahorse-gif-11797901243868371764

[latent zephyr]

it knows

[wooden zodiac]

oh no. is that.... it is....

[lethal owl]

jimbo is love

is life

[meager plank]

Yeah I’ll do that at some point

[jovial parrot]

Burger are you actually afraid of horses lol

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-mii-scream-scream-if-mii-swordfighter-gif-10725011437429882279

[jovial parrot]

I don't wanna be causing a phobia thing

[lethal owl]

i like matt

[meager plank]

Boykisser

[lethal owl]

the wii sports npc

wdym

[jovial parrot]

from SuperMega?

[lethal owl]

FROM WII SPORTS

[jovial parrot]

Bratwatson?

[wooden zodiac]

what other games do yall like

[lethal owl]

terraria

[jovial parrot]

Ballionaire

[wooden zodiac]

one of my favs is oxygen not included

[lethal owl]

shadow fight 2

[jovial parrot]

Let's see I like uh...

Tetris

[meager plank]

I exclusively play Minecraft skate 4 and Balatro, I’ll add the next subnautica when it releases

[jovial parrot]

Mario Maker 2

[woeful sapphire]

Poker

[meager plank]

Youre very statistically basic

[wooden zodiac]

have y'all heard the good word of PREY (2017)

[jovial parrot]

Yeah I know..m

[meager plank]

..m

[onyx sorrel]

Nubby's Number Factory

[jovial parrot]

The thing is I don't really play games for story and shit like that

[lethal owl]

A dance of fire and ice,vampire survivors,metal slug (all of them except awakening),castle crashers ,fnf ,osu

[jovial parrot]

I just want fucking gameplay

[lethal owl]

and the list goes on

[woeful sapphire]

Fr

[lethal owl]

i like alot of stuff

[polar matrix]

anyway if you like fortnite play my terrible fortnite mod real

[wooden zodiac]

they should add a campaign mode to balatro

[meager plank]

I like grass duplicating simulator, any of you guys played it?

[wooden zodiac]

like the smash campaign

[jovial parrot]

One of my favorite games of all time is unironically South Park The Stick of Truth

One of the only games I've actually 100%ed

[lethal owl]

bloons td?

[ivory pewter]

i love playing papa's freezeria

[jovial parrot]

Oh yeah and Plants vs Zombies

I still play that on my Xbox 360 actually

[woeful sapphire]

That’s fun

[polar matrix]

any other funny things i should name balatro?

[meager plank]

Leaked early access to grass duplicating simulator

[lethal owl]

crazycattle3d

[jovial parrot]

That's just a Minecraft rip off

Literally

You ripped it off

[meager plank]

There are no duplication glitches for grass in Minecraft that only work on grass

AND you need a shovel for this game you can’t just use your fist

[jovial parrot]

You can break grass and then place it down

[meager plank]

But it doesn’t gain mass

[jovial parrot]

Creative mode

[meager plank]

The point of my game is that it gains mass

[meager plank]

Well creative mode isn’t realistic

[lethal owl]

aight im going to play roblox

[meager plank]

Ripoff of my game

[woeful sapphire]

No

[lethal owl]

good night and goodluck in your balatro runs

or anything you might play

[meager plank]

Is there Roblox Balatro

[lethal owl]

yes

sadly

balarox

[woeful sapphire]

Then play it

[meager plank]

Is there Fortnite Balatro

[lethal owl]

bruh

fine

[meager plank]

Red seal or purple seal who wins In a fight

[woeful sapphire]

Red

[meager plank]

You’re right, purple seal would probably just jump into a dumpster

[woeful sapphire]

Fr

[random tendon]

Golden-midas x Pareidolia combo

[meager plank]

Who wins in a fight blue seal or gold

[meager plank]

Man screenshots are so hard I never take them either

[random tendon]

yeah exactly

[random tendon]

no one gaf either way

[woeful sapphire]

Gold bc bro prob got a gun

[polar matrix]

no special discord thing for it tho :(

[random tendon]

bro what

[meager plank]

I send jahmir young a reel

[woeful sapphire]

Blue prob got like a telescope in his pocket

[random tendon]

NAH BLUE CAN JUST LEVEL HIMSELF UP

[meager plank]

I think that’s a better weapon than just punching twice

[woeful sapphire]

But the gun

[meager plank]

What gun

[woeful sapphire]

From gold being rich

[lethal owl]

this some peak

[meager plank]

Unless red seal also hangs chad he’s not very strong

[woeful sapphire]

The lore in the seals

[meager plank]

If blue seal dresses up as a mime does he get to smack red seal 2 times with a telescope

[lethal owl]

this is roblox

[woeful sapphire]

Ya

[meager plank]

One time I got a negative DNA

[lethal owl]

nice

[woeful sapphire]

That ain’t bad

[meager plank]

I lost the run because I misplaced my blueprint

[lethal owl]

happens

[meager plank]

Same game different font

[lethal owl]

i cant skip blinds for effects and the scholar joker works diferently

[meager plank]

Local thunk should probably take action if possible

[polar matrix]

minecraft if it was a good game

[lethal owl]

yeah im not playin that anymore.i have an actual legal copy of balatro

[meager plank]

Fortnite if it was a game called Minecraft

[meager plank]

I don’t I just have gamepass

[lethal owl]

peak if it was peak

[lethal owl]

isnt that a legal copy?,a temporal one

[meager plank]

Its a rental make believe legal copy

[lethal owl]

lol

[meager plank]

It’s a legal copy as long as I have money and WiFi

[woeful sapphire]

I have legal

[meager plank]

I am a legal American citizen

[lethal owl]

as long as you didnt pirate

[meager plank]

I only pirate Nintendo games

[woeful sapphire]

Apple Arcade

[lethal owl]

oh yeay

im not legal

[meager plank]

Mario kart 9 is so fun

You guys should play it

[woeful sapphire]

I am not legal

But I have a legal copy

[lethal owl]

in what way

[pliant quest]

First time beating gold stake

[woeful sapphire]

Nice

[meager plank]

My friend yelled la migra at schools and 3 kids ran away

[meager plank]

Is that fine shyt in the corner

[pliant quest]

Yert

[woeful sapphire]

Don’t worry about it

[lethal owl]

aight

[pliant quest]

I’ve been trying to beat it with only playing the boss blinds

[meager plank]

Holy skilled individual

[pliant quest]

And I finally did it with kinda a doo doo setup

[woeful sapphire]

Bro is the principal for balatro university

[meager plank]

I’m the guy who goes to the lectures but doesn’t attend the school

[woeful sapphire]

Fr

[meager plank]

I did that one time

[magic swan]

i might be demented but that looks like the spectral cards theme

[meager plank]

What the hellybron James are you playing

[woeful sapphire]

It does

[magic swan]

CS2

[meager plank]

Knockoff Fortnite ballistic

[strong rose]

the silly

[magic swan]

true..

[meager plank]

Where is your hung Chad

[meager plank]

You know how the jokers are supposed to go + mult before x mult

[latent zephyr]

personal smash pass list

[meager plank]

Boykisser

[latent zephyr]

correct

and my boy is handsome as fuck

[meager plank]

What does gros Michel have that cavendish doesn’t

[latent zephyr]

lightning

[meager plank]

Oh

[latent zephyr]

im not into tazing

[meager plank]

Understandable

[woeful sapphire]

The veins

[strong rose]

didnt show

[meager plank]

What’s wrong with wee joker

[strong rose]

wee joker is nice

[latent zephyr]

same reason as normal joker, plus i feel like wee joker is younger jimbo

[strong rose]

i got it up to +1112 once

[meager plank]

Who is jimbo

[latent zephyr]

you play balatro right

[meager plank]

Wow! Your wee is massive!

[meager plank]

Yeah

[strong rose]

i have a massive wee

[woeful sapphire]

What

[latent zephyr]

you played the tutorial?

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-ninjaishyper-low-taper-fade-massive-crazy-gif-13735679314385451792

[meager plank]

I don’t remember

[latent zephyr]

the joker that teaches you is called jimbo

[meager plank]

Oh

[latent zephyr]

jimbo is the main guy

[meager plank]

I skipped the dialogue

[strong rose]

dialogue

[meager plank]

One time I stood on a log in my back yard for 20 minutes while staring at my houses brick wall

[woeful sapphire]

Why

[meager plank]

I was fascinated

[polar matrix]

fr i love mario kart 9

[woeful sapphire]

By what

[meager plank]

Standing on a log

[polar matrix]

such a bold new direction they went with it

[meager plank]

JOKER ↕️

[woeful sapphire]

Did you slip on the log

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/question-mark-gif-7704566

What if instead of oops all 6s it was oops all men and instead of doubling odds it doubled the size of your jokers

Purely cosmetic

[polar matrix]

yes what about it?

[meager plank]

🪫

[polar matrix]

the joker has low battery?

[meager plank]

⛓️‍💥

Omg they fixed that one emoji

It used to be little

[woeful sapphire]

Did it break free

[meager plank]

🛟

[woeful sapphire]

Real

[flint copper]

When you’re bored so you decide to just fuck with people online

[meager plank]

🅱️🎡🛟🅱️⚡️

[woeful sapphire]

[polar matrix]

going to the joker fashion show fr

[woeful sapphire]

[meager plank]

Will there be

[polar matrix]

of course

[meager plank]

Verily, I am upon my journey forthwith, making haste towards my destination with all due diligence and resolve.

Wtf

[woeful sapphire]

18 hundreds ahh

[meager plank]

I typed “omw”

[meager plank]

Why do we say 7 thousand instead of 70 hundred

[polar matrix]

i choose to believe jimbo is like a fortnite character and thats why all the jokers look like him they are his snapshots real

[meager plank]

I think jimbo is the guy from juice wrld

[woeful sapphire]

It’s just the way it works

[meager plank]

Explain stencil

[polar matrix]

anti jimbo his evil cousin

[meager plank]

Explain sock and buskin

[woeful sapphire]

Explain death

[meager plank]

That’s not a joker

🃏

Why did apple make a Balatro emoji

[polar matrix]

jimbo and anti jimbo but they are wearing the masks from lethal company

[meager plank]

What is that

[polar matrix]

thats just jimbo but dead

[woeful sapphire]

Ok

Gn

[lethal owl]

wdym

it says mr bones

of course hes not jimbo

the system refers to him as mr bones too

[polar matrix]

peak game where you collect scrap on abandoned planets to meet a quota

[meager plank]

Explain popcorn

Do popcorn and ice cream and bean get worse over time because food spoils or am I over thinking it

[polar matrix]

its because you are eating them

[woeful sapphire]

Overthinking

[meager plank]

Why don’t they make naneinf lower

Like

Maybe 59 chips?

[polar matrix]

game would be unplayable

[meager plank]

But hear me out

[polar matrix]

you couldn't even beat the first round cause thats 300 chips

[meager plank]

Hear me out

It would be a lot easier to reach naneinf

[polar matrix]

but if it was easy everyone would do it

[meager plank]

Getting rich is easy

[polar matrix]

then get rich

[meager plank]

I’m not old enough

[dapper crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788520264844836894/1072951070420107435/Lmao.gif

[meager plank]

How did you know my secret

[polar matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120560813552455781/1264986859239506005/anime_real.gif

[lethal owl]

what

i just got back

why are 2 furries kissing

[polar matrix]

good question

[restive charm]

Hi, just joined 👋🏻

[latent zephyr]

would

[polar matrix]

same

[molten glacier]

localthunk is officially retired

[tawny ether]

he became internationalthunk

[lethal owl]

will

[limber patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1093698851652763668.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[vernal shale]

Hello, how can i see the mods in this server?

[dapper crystal]

hello, pc or mobile?

[pine pollen]

I lost my whole collection.
I had 30% and now I have 3%.

[latent zephyr]

yikes

[meager plank]

Pleeeeeaseee

🗳️

[quick moat]

[ivory pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/kedinehir-nehirkedi-mitcikedi-gif-9396221664717142950

[meager plank]

Is everything ok

[ivory pewter]

why yes everything is hunky dory

[sullen tree]

hi i am new to the game, loving this game so far but i cant get my first win. I always lose on round 12. Can someone show me the ropes? i wanna go for long runs and watch the numbers go up HAHAH

[ivory pewter]

i'm a visual learner, so i learned a lot from RoffleLite on youtube

[knotty hornet]

any high scoring run is pretty luck based

but if you wanna consistently beat ante 8

focusing on synnergies between jokers is rlly important

[slim junco]

feeling like an ace build rn

[quaint stream]

I hope you get the plant

[half whale]

working on a 3d balatro animation

[tough frigate]

Good morning fellow Divorcees.

[slim junco]

Good morning

[wanton steeple]

Balatro VR when?

[ivory pewter]

good morning starshines the earth says hello

[dapper crystal]

i miss my wife..

[carmine river]

I miss my husband

[red hamlet]

Morning, man-things

[opal fog]

and i hope they get directors cut and have 10 dolar dolar

ill probably grab it cuz i have like 5 diamond kings

or 9 diamond kings

idk

[crystal egret]

To get rid of even Steven?

[opal fog]

yeah cuz fibbonaccis doing well so i already have a good mult

[crystal egret]

ongod!

fibonacci my goat

[west sky]

My ahh thought this was real life💔

[red hamlet]

https://x.com/pocoyo_frases/status/1910770014132518993?s=46

pocoyo_frases (@pocoyo_frases) on X

el rageo de fibonacci

X · Apr 11, 2025, 7:00 PM

[frail wedge]

For those who use steam modded what setting do put for unlocking steam achievements

[tardy cloud]

Ahh...

I crave sweet things so bad but I need to maintain my diet...

[red hamlet]

get a twink bf

[viral pendant]

i concur

[vernal atlas]

hello chat, do I take the hack 🤠

[red hamlet]

are you playing 2, 3, 4 or 5?

[vernal atlas]

3

oh wait

nvm yhat was the wrong question

no, not yet

[red hamlet]

if you can deckfix into them, ancient and cat would go nuts

[vernal atlas]

im on it boss

[twin sequoia]

http://i.mxsp.link/u/4dq7Km.jpg
guys should i buy dna and sell another joker or no?

[vernal atlas]

do i delete castle?

[normal phoenix]

My first e, then i get softlocked by cloud save working perfectly fine

[shy dove]

what do you want to copy here 🐈

[twin sequoia]

lowkey nothing because my cards are ass

but i want score

so i figured dna is good?

[shy dove]

dna doesnt help with score it just copies cards really 🐈

[twin sequoia]

now that im typing it out it seems like a bad idea

[candid kernel]

you could get like

a few 5s

[lethal iris]

yo where can i post mod screenies

[candid kernel]

but if there'd nothing enhanced idt you should take it

[candid kernel]

#⚙・modding-general

[twin sequoia]

ok so i wont then

[candid kernel]

however

hologram next shop (trust)

[lethal iris]

thx

[twin sequoia]

[candid kernel]

holo fibb

gg

[vernal atlas]

do I replace hack with invis

[candid kernel]

no

[vernal atlas]

do i do anything with invis

[candid kernel]

there's too much junk to copy

[vernal atlas]

ur right

💔

[twin sequoia]

i dont think i buy this here right?

[candid kernel]

it's good with fibonacci

[ivory pewter]

Easiest orange stake so far

[twin sequoia]

why?

[candid kernel]

it retriggers the effect too

[twin sequoia]

should i get rid of raised fist then

cuz misprint holo is too good imo rn

[gusty swift]

crazy

[candid kernel]

sure

[gusty swift]

crazy

[red hamlet]

you should sell delayed gartification, personaly

[gusty swift]

yall crazy

[candid kernel]

you already got a lot of +mult

[candid kernel]

or that

[twin sequoia]

okay

[candid kernel]

locking discards really sucks

[gusty swift]

oh

no

no

(⓿_⓿)

[frosty fulcrum]

I just used up all of my luck for today

[gusty swift]

u finnna die today

[red hamlet]

it's not that bad
it's just that they already got hella cash lmfao

[gentle crane]

2x right?

[twin sequoia]

im kind of lost now. i have okay jokers, so now do i just open a bunch of card packs and hope for good cards? i've only ever won once and i feel like that was a fluke

[gentle crane]

The stencils

[gentle crane]

If you want too

Those packs have a chance to contain non special just basic cards

[red hamlet]

What's your scoring like?

[twin sequoia]

around 15k per hand

sometimes less tho

depends on misprint

[frosty fulcrum]

do you have any hands upgraded?

[twin sequoia]

not really

[frosty fulcrum]

you should buy the voucher imo

and keep upgrading pairs

[gentle crane]

Oofed

[frosty fulcrum]

or two pairs

[gentle crane]

Yeah keep then upgrade you might pass 7 ante

[twin sequoia]

do i buy card packs too?

[gentle crane]

With these levels

[candid kernel]

yea so it's just a missing slot

[gentle crane]

Are you getting any difficulties to get pairs?

[frosty fulcrum]

also make sure to add the lowest ranked cards to your pair, to proc raised fist

[twin sequoia]

not really, no

[frosty fulcrum]

i mean to use it the most

[twin sequoia]

ok

[worldly pasture]

Question does midas/pareidolia interact with vampire in a way where it removes gold then adds gold back?

[gentle crane]

Good idea

Thats a great question no clue

Never tried it

[red hamlet]

Yes
But you would much rather have Midas and then vampire so they always get gold and then vampire immediately takes it off

it makes vampire scale at .5x per hand played

[frosty fulcrum]

i would assume it depends which one is to the left? not sure

[gentle crane]

Does vampire reset?

[red hamlet]

no

[half whale]

woah, thanks!

[gentle crane]

Ah then yeah do it

[worldly pasture]

Reason I ask

[red hamlet]

sell club joker (not agate) and then put vampire on the far right

[west sky]

No honestly, a balatro alarm would be cool lmao

[red hamlet]

giga scaling xmult

[gentle crane]

Mhm the sounds of xmults retrigerring

[frosty fulcrum]

even if it doesnt do it in the same hand, still worth taking

[half whale]

Waking up to the sound of a baron mime naneinf

[west sky]

The sound of a blessing

[west sky]

Ah yes the fire and the PRPRPROR

[gentle crane]

Would be nice and not to hear any glass shatter

[half whale]

but imagine your alarm clock progressively burning more for every second you dont get up

[red hamlet]

Doomsphere alarm clock

[half whale]

next alarmo update

[gentle crane]

I should actually turn that into my alarm

Phone alarm

[west sky]

Make it bass boosted or even louder lol

[half whale]

actually it’d be kinda cool if alarmo had third party games

[finite phoenix]

Depends on the order of the jokers

If Midas is left of vampire gold is added then removed

[half whale]

the number animation kinda sucks rn

new excuse to play more balatro

studying the score counter

[twin sequoia]

just got dna again bro

its like the game wants me to buy it

[half whale]

the entire world around you shaking as you score naneinf

[wanton steeple]

I wonder if love2d could even support vr

[red hamlet]

https://love2d.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=82961

someone already made a port

[gentle crane]

That would be funny

When it hits naneinf the cards rips apart

Jimbo explodes

[shy dove]

i mostly open them with hopes to find seals

particularly blue seals but other seals can be helpful 🐈

[red hamlet]

LocalThunk appears to personally congratulate you before saying you're stuck in there forever

[wanton steeple]

I'd try it but I don't have a vr headset

[gentle crane]

Welcome to purgatory!

[latent hemlock]

Wait what are we talking about?

[gentle crane]

Balatro in vr

[half whale]

every joker is now 8 ball

[latent hemlock]

Wait what

[latent hemlock]

When or where

[wanton steeple]

I ran balatro on Hannah Montana Linux so I'd guarantee it work in VR

[half whale]

so is that just like a screen in vr

[gentle crane]

If balatro in vr

Just an if question

[half whale]

or actual 3D

[clever talon]

Ummmm

[wanton steeple]

Balatro is a very well optimized game that it runs in a decade old Linux distro lmao

[clever talon]

I've been on this screen for like 25 minutes now.. lol

[latent hemlock]

Wake me up when it’s simple to get on quest 2 (I am terrible with computers and stuff)

[pine parrot]

Activate Windows

[gentle crane]

Yeah the game broke

[clever talon]

Naaaah

[gentle crane]

Funny now your highest score is 0

[half whale]

how in the name of hell

[clever talon]

Mods..

[red hamlet]

`- 3D models with textures and normals (most 3D file formats are supported)

• 3D graphics primitives (points, lines, triangles, planes, and cubes)
• Skyboxes (equirectangular panoramas, cube maps)
• Custom shaders
• Fairly complete port of Mesh for rendering arbitrary textured geometry
• Most of the graphics state functionality with additions for 3D (3D matrix stack, depth test, backface culling)`

seems to be actually 3d?

github has screens

[half whale]

oh

[wanton steeple]

10/10 game

[clever talon]

It's a legendary joker that says "Any joker that doesn't give any score, mult, or retrigger is negative in the shop. That's what kinda broke the game..

I would send a picture of him.. But I have to many jokers to search through, lol.

[half whale]

so Balatro 3d is possible

[red hamlet]

yea

[wanton steeple]

Tried running balatro on psp but love2d port on PSP doesn't seem to support some of the more modern love2d games

Sadge

[half whale]

ah cryptid?

[gentle crane]

That would be fun
Playing balatro in that pov

[clever talon]

I don't even remember.. It's been like 3 hours since I started the run.

[half whale]

ive had the vision ever since I started making the score counter

[gentle crane]

Jimbo at your side and if you lose he'd say his lines

[half whale]

you sit at a table and jimbo is the dealer

[clever talon]

I'm still waiting for my planet cards to stop duping, lol.

[half whale]

the score counter would be off to the side and in front of you is your hand laid out on the table

[gentle crane]

I can see some people begging to jimbo to give their them a glass

And jimbo just smiles

While holding your cards

[red hamlet]

y'know what would be more fun?
being a cool chaos demon

[half whale]

oh yeah the vortex surrounds you

[gentle crane]

Don't play that while your high

[half whale]

it’s the thing that actually makes up everything in the game

[clever talon]

Yay, it finally stopped, Haha!

[half whale]

so you’d see a part of the vortex come in whoever a joker spawns

[gentle crane]

Man if that's on mobile my phone would explode

[half whale]

extrude

[gentle crane]

Everything goes up in flame if you exceed the quota score

[half whale]

oh yeah the leds on the score counter get hotter and glow brighter as your score increases which is why it sets on fire

at naneinf the leds blow out

[gentle crane]

Breaks the oculus

[half whale]

Side effects may include: house burns down

[willow kite]

Brother is recreating the whole multiverse with Erises

[gentle crane]

And seizures

[clever talon]

I found the joker that broke the game.

[half whale]

this is also the setting of my balatro movie plot

[gentle crane]

Cheeky bastard

[half whale]

why do you have so many jokers that don’t give score

[clever talon]

Most of them are money.

Golden tickets

[gentle crane]

Reminds me that one video
YOU BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND
shrugs

[half whale]

ah

[gentle crane]

His face

[clever talon]

And my whole deck is gold cards

[gentle crane]

Must be heavy

[clever talon]

I have a lot of reroll jokers too.

And my handsize is over 200 somthing..

I don't know anymore.

I did an all out round and Ima just delete the run.

[dull valve]

what if there was a joker that made all hands count as the first hands

[gentle crane]

I remember one time my brain was hungry and just want to bite the steel cards cuz funny

[clever talon]

There is a mod for that.

[half whale]

I think you’d get more money if you sell them all

[dull valve]

there are mods for everything idc bout mods

[clever talon]

I would, but the game is just to darn laggy..

[half whale]

use an ankh

[latent hemlock]

Money jokers go crazy with that

[clever talon]

Ikr

I got like 20+ gold tickets.

No, more than that actually.

[latent hemlock]

Wth

[clever talon]

That legendary joker is totally busted.

[latent hemlock]

Dear god

[clever talon]

LOL

[latent hemlock]

Mod name?

[clever talon]

Mika's Mod

[gentle crane]

I'm gonna play some balatro now

[clever talon]

Noice

[half whale]

you’re not right now?

EXECUTE THIS MAN

[gentle crane]

I was hungy :<

[latent hemlock]

NO TIME FOR FOOD

ONLY TIME FOR GAMBLING

[gentle crane]

Rice in one hand my phone playing balatro in the other

[clever talon]

I don't think blue print exists in this mod. Even though I've come across like 10+ brainstorms

[latent hemlock]

Bro wth

I feel humiliated

[clever talon]

Oh yeah, then there's this guy..

[latent hemlock]

Damn

[half whale]

Where your feeding tube

[half whale]

oh my lord

[clever talon]

Okay, I'm reseting the run now..

[latent hemlock]

Why

[clever talon]

Because each round takes 20+ minutes.

I'm only on round 14..

[lethal owl]

hey i got this

uh

[gentle crane]

Still in shipping 😭

[lethal owl]

im sending it

[clever talon]

I got to naneinf before it multiplied my chips.. that's how much score I got.

[clever talon]

And I'm not using the even deck.

[latent hemlock]

Then just, get the talisman mod

No more nane inf

[clever talon]

Is that the one that disables the animations?

[latent hemlock]

No, that is the saturn mod

[clever talon]

Where do you go to get that mod?

I've been using thunderstore.

But it's not on there.

[latent hemlock]

I don remember

My memory is terrible

[gentle crane]

I see mah boi throwback

How much x?

[latent hemlock]

I got it installed by downloading cryptid

[clever talon]

Gotcha.

I'll have to check that out next time I do modded runs.

[half whale]

talisman can also remove scoring animations if I remember correctly

[clever talon]

They're fun, but once you start getting into the busted jokers.. It sure does take awhile, Haha!

[clever talon]

Ooo

[latent hemlock]

Cryptid is fun as well

[clever talon]

Ima need that

[clever talon]

Now that.. is a lot of money.

[half whale]

is that steam deck?

[latent hemlock]

Yeah

I think, at least

[manic gust]

😴

[latent hemlock]

Idk for sure

I had saturn mod on, and it still took ages

[manic gust]

cryptid lowkey a sleepfest after the first 4 games

[half whale]

is that not your pic

[latent hemlock]

It is

But I am not good with computers and stuff

So idk for sure

[manic gust]

does it say steamdeck on it

[latent hemlock]

I am the boomer of gen z

[latent hemlock]

Not rn, but maybe that is because I have talisman and cryptid disabled rn

[manic gust]

😭

[dapper dust]

Omg Magic deck/gold stake is killing me

[twin sequoia]

on my last blind btw

it might be over chat

[vernal atlas]

do I take smeared?

[latent hemlock]

I don’t think you should

[twin sequoia]

oh my fucking god

i cheesed it

[latent hemlock]

Smeared is good for ancient joker, but not with half joker

[gentle crane]

You what?

[twin sequoia]

i bought the death joker

mr bones

i kept rerolling

[gentle crane]

Oh him yeah he saves lifes

[latent hemlock]

First time being happy to see credit card

[unkempt pelican]

I mean it depends but go crazy

[half whale]

does it have the valve logo on the back

[half whale]

never mind you’re on a laptop

[latent hemlock]

I was about to say

[half whale]

why do you have controller inputs

[latent hemlock]

Cuz my mouse is broken so I use a controller

[half whale]

ah

[latent hemlock]

Also fsr I enjoy using controller for this

[unkempt pelican]

I don’t think your necessarily bad with computers you downloaded a mod most people can’t even do that

[latent hemlock]

I used a tutorial

[unkempt pelican]

Controller on balatro is interesting

[latent hemlock]

Ikr

[finite phoenix]

You just have to drag and drop a folder

If you can’t install balatro mods it’s a skill issue

[unkempt pelican]

I know how to download mods

[latent hemlock]

Well I have a skill issue,

[unkempt pelican]

Then you have a skill issue

[latent hemlock]

I know that

[unkempt pelican]

Acceptance is the start for all who choose to overcome a skill issue

[finite phoenix]

You said most people can’t

That would be concerning for the human race

[unkempt pelican]

You be surprise most people don’t know how to even update their computers. But people here in this community I would say otherwise

[latent hemlock]

LETS GOOO

I KNOW HOW TO UPDATE COMPUTERS

I am proud

[unkempt pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[cinder robin]

guys why does the gay guy love straights

[elder dome]

⁉️

[cinder robin]

someone has to ask the real questions

I'm so confused

[sly frigate]

yall

i just beat my first red stake run

and

i got such insanely bullshit jokers

(this was first attempt)

that i was using ALL MY HANDS

on ALMOST EVERY SINGLE BLIND

and despite having to the moon

and playing yellow deck

i never got more than $50

because of the amount of times i had to reroll

[cyan solstice]

All of them are insanely bullshit to be fair

The amount of times Glass Joker carried my runs is astounding

it reduced the Joker pool by 1 because it never shows up
Truly carrying its own weight

[wide crane]

:(

[vale fog]

a warm reminder from the game that you're not supposed to buy blueprint in shop 1

[wide crane]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[spark slate]

Nooooooooooooooooo

[wide crane]

rip...

[spark slate]

Shoudve check the boos blind

[fresh spruce]

always check the blinds

[flint copper]

Is that not how it works??

[fresh spruce]

Fujoshis get no shade yet you hating on the gay men?? Let people enjoy things

[stiff hull]

A win is a win

Good job beating red stake

Green stake can be a jump in difficulty for some people but I believe in you

[sly frigate]

thank you <3

if i don't get absolutely bULLSHIT JOKERS

i will probably do good

but i'm gonna white stake more decks first

[stiff hull]

It also might help to unlock more stuff

[sly frigate]

then green stake

then red stake more decks

idk

[sly frigate]

but everything else is so haaard to unlock

im lazy

[stiff hull]

To be fair, stuntman unlock is kind of ridiculous. 100 million is an absolutely massive score.

[vale fog]

I'm sorry the game keeps giving you splash

[wide crane]

do i take trooby dooby?

[sly frigate]

i did not get splash

[vernal atlas]

is two pair viable with burnt joker

[vernal atlas]

the telescope

[sly frigate]

i got cavendish pretty early

but i ended up with like

one +mult joker

and two xmult jokers

[wide crane]

i mean i was gonna do that but then troub?

[sly frigate]

and i couldn't for the life of me find more

[fresh spruce]

I mean unless you have a ton of steels/golds it's probably not worth for your build

[vernal atlas]

eeeehh u dont rlly need him with ur current build

[wide crane]

aight

[stiff hull]

Fibonacci be like: I’m helping!

Meanwhile photochad is in play

[vernal atlas]

my GOAT fibonacci will always help

[wide crane]

just got a holo mime

i know mime is busted but this don't really seem worth the time

[vale fog]

not really, pretty much the only hands you can consistently draw are high card and pair

[wide crane]

like "oh yeah, my 2 blue seal cards really gonna pop off with this mime"

[wide crane]

YOU LEAVE MY SWEET FIBBY ALONE

[stiff hull]

Mime is only busted if you’ve already built your deck for held in hand abilities

Like if you have lots of steel it’s great

[vale fog]

mime in ante 8 run is mid

[vernal atlas]

.....wraith?

[vernal atlas]

same with baron

[wide crane]

altough i completley forgot i have a red seal king that i can multiply with death

i think i sell fibby for that

[stiff hull]

MFers be like “perkeo mid” until I use death to make red seal steel kings

[wide crane]

just got another photograph from showman

do i sell anything for that?? what?

i dont know if i want to keep pivoting to the mime cycle and another x2 mult would be nice

fuck it im selling mime

i got a sock & buskin from shop now, too

im gonna hold off on any jokers till one thats already in my setup appears again, then i'll sell showman

[timber lantern]

the game

[wide crane]

got a friggin foil ballot

life....is gewd

there is an invisible joker in the shop but i don't think that would help it

[red hamlet]

Get a second ballot

[wide crane]

i already got two a those

i essentially (because of brainstorm) have 3 photographs and 2 ballots

just hit e11 :)

[ripe dock]

(Whats a ballot again sry is it hanging chad?)

[red hamlet]

Yeah

[ripe dock]

Seat

Sweet

[ripe dock]

My honest reaction:

[wide crane]

opened a spectral pack and there was a ectoplasm. i already bought paint brush so i aint gotta worry about handsize

[red hamlet]

My honest reaction

[shy dove]

mime is xmult money and planets all in 1 slot 🐈

depends on the build of course but it can pop off very well 🐈

[strong rose]

neat run

[red hamlet]

baron*

mime is actually pretty strong cause blue seals and money

[solar portal]

i like mime even without baron

[stiff hull]

God, I really hope black deck gets reworked in the update

Cause this deck is absolutely ABYSMAL

[red hamlet]

blue stake is getting reworked

so it won't be as bad

[deep dirge]

dum question
can riff raff spawn cavendish?

[weak tangle]

first ever jokerless win

gg

is jokerless before gold stake normal?

[wide crane]

should i redo the run on plasma deck white stake, just to see how high it can get?

[solar portal]

it's meant to according to thunk

[solar portal]

yes

[deep dirge]

does it require gros michel to be self-destroyed first?

[solar portal]

yup

[deep dirge]

intresting

tyty

[wide crane]

im actually not going to because remembering the steps for replaying seeds is really bad imo

[bleak wyvern]

Iirc it's not like very decision affects the randomizer, you'll still get every shop the same no matter your choices like what cards you discard or smth

If you play with common sense you can probably do it nearly identical, if anything you'd need to remember your rerolls

[slim junco]

I HATE BLOODSTONE

IT NEVER HITS

AND OOPS IS NEVER SEEN

FUCK BLOODSTONE

[red hamlet]

L dawg

[neon mulch]

I am the blueprint cat

Ask me any question

[steep elm]

they not like us repsect button

[solar portal]

how it feels seeing vagabond in the shop on yellow deck

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-a-joke-poor-rich-dont-understand-horrible-histories-gif-16131375

[red hamlet]

How do you feel about rat-kin having nuclear weapons

[opal fog]

i saved a cancer patient

i will later sell fibonacci if i find a baron or something better than fibo

[neon mulch]

Who's that mf

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/GBvaPViIiLs?si=8ZHhWxh2RQo6uVTH&t=19

the rats have nuclear weapons

https://tenor.com/view/doomrocket-total-war-warhammer-clan-skryre-skaven-warhammer-total-war-gif-15796055

[frosty fulcrum]

guys i just finnished this because i had trouble making flushes, if anyone wants ill send them

[red hamlet]

so

you do know there's High contrast mode in the game, right

[frosty fulcrum]

yeah i do just found doing this interesting

[polar stag]

bro wth was this run

[lost kindle]

you're missing a brainstorm

[polar stag]

next time ill get him i promise

[opal fog]

i loved when john balatro said "i am the real balatro" and high carded al over the place

my best record until noe

now

[neon mulch]

Did you manually erased the background of those?

[frosty fulcrum]

nah you get the file like that, just adjust the colors

super easy

[slim junco]

isn't there already a high contrast mode in the game?

😭

[frosty fulcrum]

there is but i might turn the diamonds green or sum

[neon mulch]

Those would be emeralds u dummy

[opal fog]

i loved this run

[red hamlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dresden_Green_Diamond

[opal fog]

but i needed red stamps which i forgot the name

[red hamlet]

red seal

[opal fog]

oh yeah

[lament hollow]

try getting a brainstorm

[glad oriole]

the holographic ace should be before the polychrome

[fresh spruce]

true!

[fresh spruce]

put holo brainstorm infront of the foil brainstorm

you're losing out on an extra 860 mult

[tranquil comet]

Is selling them infinite money

They're both active

[red hamlet]

yea

[tranquil comet]

Okay

[languid quest]

chat

[opal fog]

hi so erm what should i replace blushes

[red hamlet]

smiley

[opal fog]

but its the only mult

or bloodstone

maybe

i could replace bloodstone

[red hamlet]

have you not been buying planets?

[opal fog]

yes i was

[real sparrow]

That used to be the case, but was patched out

[opal fog]

let me see

the flush lvl

[red hamlet]

sell smiley
buy brainstorm
copy photo

[opal fog]

alr

[red hamlet]

either copy chad if you want more lucky procs
or copy photo if you want more reliable scoring

[opal fog]

i did it

i got

2millon

2 win streak

nice

[slow aspen]

Excuse-me, but what is that screenshot ?

[red hamlet]

my browser

[chilly parcel]

i was just about to say that

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[shy dove]

balatro 🐈

[chilly parcel]

thank you 🫡 ❤️

[slow aspen]

wow wow wow

[red hamlet]

Saffron's fantastic calculator

[tranquil comet]

I popped my invisible too early :(

Should've waited 1 more ante

[olive spruce]

any suggestions?

[lament hollow]

sell every joker I know this seed

there will be 2 negative cutout joker card things in the arcana pack

s

[sly frigate]

balatro web port when

[olive spruce]

not a seed

[lament hollow]

I have professional future sights

[errant notch]

Is it possible for the erratic deck to to the 10 of spades thing but for other cards?

[red hamlet]

no

that seed specifically is a bug in the pseudo-randomizer

[fresh spruce]

5 of a kind glass face cards

[errant notch]

How was it found

[red hamlet]

someone probably played the game, rolled up the seed and shared it

[stoic veldt]

my luck with finding death cards has been terrible but holy shit am i cooking?

[steel nimbus]

image.png

hi goobers

i should play this game more

i love getting instant egg into ankh

[olive spruce]

lul

aight...

[errant notch]

🫡

[olive spruce]

sike im too good

[ripe dock]

What you doin in this situation? (Advice plz)

[wheat obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/lovely-peaches-eyvain-evwei-stan-twitter-looking-around-gif-13475957851200872746

Omg this app doesnt have the saved gif function

[candid kernel]

take medium

[ripe dock]

K

Would you hex the bran stom

[candid kernel]

you'd lose acrobat

[candid kernel]

so it's too late for that

[ripe dock]

Yeh k ill wait till i get a replacement for that i guess

[candid kernel]

just sell it since you want get much from it now

[ripe dock]

O dear

[candid kernel]

unless you luck into 4 eternals somehow

[ripe dock]

O yeah

Ill just do that

[wheat obsidian]

[old pasture]

why is balatro scary addicting

i could hear the music in every song

i dreamt about playing

what is going on

every font turned into the balatro font

[low hornet]

yo man

[sly frigate]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NEGATIVE TAG

w

i did the balatrodle

in 3 guesses

[wooden zodiac]

i just did it in two. ive never even tried balatrodle

[low marlin]

yoooo. im curious though, did they pay mr balatro himself or?

[fringe fox]

My family loves to scream in the mornings, every now and then I listen to rap beats to give the illusion that they have epic rap fights.

It's fun until they start throwing vases.

[torn zealot]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

WHEN WILL THE GAME GIVES ME A GOOD JOKER ROLL

[fringe fox]

And you are only on white stake, imagine playing with purple stake and upwards.

[torn zealot]

imagine if i get to fucking get there

[fringe fox]

I am there

And it feels like hell

[agile pawn]

black deck gold stake

[fringe fox]

HELL NAH

[willow kite]

all of them are good for early game wdym

[timid geyser]

average gold stake run

[willow kite]

''average'' has a triboulet

[timid geyser]

you spotted the joke 😁

[willow kite]

average streamer luck gold stake run

[timid geyser]

average roffle run

[willow kite]

trueee

https://tenor.com/view/pass-the-banana-gif-23869409

[timid geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-the-banana-gif-23869409

[fringe fox]

WAIFU TRIBOULET

LETS FUCKING GO

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[timid geyser]

[willow kite]

[timid geyser]

ok xdddd

[torn zealot]

what the fuck is that eve 1b2

[neon mulch]

I'm the cat blueprint

[agile pawn]

typical gold stake run

[neon mulch]

Hello folks

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-cat-gatito-crazy-insane-gif-4445261359056491120

[neon mulch]

On today's video we're back with more gold stake balatro

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-gif-6426574609835139821

[willow kite]

Did mime got kidnapped?

[timid geyser]

hey folks, in todays video we have a typical run where i had 5 triboulets thanks to the anks and invisible jokers that appeared in shops very frequently

[willow kite]

eternal legendary???

[timid geyser]

erm 1 ankh

[willow kite]

i see the S

[timid geyser]

no you dont

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-bored-ernest-ernest-p-worrell-reading-gif-23758850

[timid geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/patapim-gif-16274006812195296553

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-11615201256306424437

[timid geyser]

im wheezin dude xdd

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-memes-meme-animals-brainrot-gif-4980906455793060286

https://tenor.com/view/chat-dead-dead-chat-gif-3744420475329132384