🎙・server-chat

[abstract parcel]

Oh dear.

[north crescent]

expensive and kinda slow but if its all you get its good enough

[abstract parcel]

Gets Blueprint

[jovial parrot]

This is an amazing image, I'm gonna start using it regularly

[abstract parcel]

Bot!

[jovial parrot]

Why would anyone need cheats for a game based around cheating at poker

Like bro the whole point is the jokers are cheats

Don't even get me started with Cryptid

[abstract parcel]

Straight up. If I want an easier mode, there are already a couple mods for it (Pokermon, my beloved).

[jovial parrot]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Thank you

[fathom minnow]

🔫

[jovial parrot]

Ah yes my favorite joker

G U N

[abstract parcel]

Huh, flushes help a lot.

[agile pawn]

i think it's okay

[abstract parcel]

It's fun, just did me in on 560k.

Need to work on the strategy, such as moving over to straights and flushes.

Cartomancer is a fun lad I can live with/without: the Arcana he generated helped fuel Vamp.

[fresh spruce]

holy shit

this is post ante 1

I got rebate, burnt from judgement and then dna in the shop

[night sparrow]

As of two minutes ago, I beat the game for the first time with the Green Deck!! c:

Trousers. Triboulet, abstract, smiley face, and Popcorn!

I think I took a RISK trading Mr. Bones for the popcorn but HOLY HECK sticking to one or two suits saved my butt.

[fresh spruce]

AND I GOT BARON

[night sparrow]

Didn't get much farther, BUT IT WAS FUN OMG

[opaque shard]

Best ancient joker run of all time

[minor arrow]

are they synced?

[thick moss]

It's not John Balatro it's James Balatro

Because James is informalized as Jim

And Jimbo is Jim B(alatr)o

[languid quest]

Lmao

Crazy ass fyp

Blocks FUNNY doing. In terms National I SBACK

[opaque shard]

Yea

[magic swan]

Baron Nashor 😭😭😭

Mime Jackal

[languid quest]

Blue Prince

Dusk Logan

[magic swan]

ongoing league of legends game

[languid quest]

Photo Grason

[languid quest]

It's the lol ripoff of balatro

[olive pendant]

nice round 1

nice round 2

lmao

[shrewd imp]

Will he make it past ante 3

[olive pendant]

nearly died cuz of bad luck + 1 hand type boss lmao

[winter juniper]

first win on mobile, how’d i do 😭

[olive pendant]

good for a first win, i think

[winter juniper]

this was my jokers

[winter juniper]

thank you 🙏🏽

[olive pendant]

theses were*

[winter juniper]

close enough

[ripe dock]

Fine i take back my hatred of ancient- wh-why are their so many ancient jokers....aggʻghhhhhsgdgej!!!!!

[olive pendant]

you learn every day!

[red hamlet]

It's just a more consistent idol

[olive pendant]

it's a great joker, except for the fact that it doesn't choose a suit inside of your deck

[finite shadow]

Hahaaaa

“Imma hex the egg fuck it”

He’s scaling so hard

Bonkla❤️

[opaque shard]

Swash is secretly HowToBasic

[finite shadow]

No way

I feel like egg makes more sense

[red hamlet]

swash loves eggs

howtobasic loves eggs

[olive pendant]

spades are/spade is? the best suit
change my mind

[ripe dock]

Clubs?

[red hamlet]

bloodstone oops

[olive pendant]

bloodstone is great, but you need an oops all 6! to make it consistent

a face spade will always be to the absolute left, so when the mark appears, you know it's a spade. same for the one that flips all your cards

[ripe dock]

Well have i got the solution for you! .....the spectacular speculative oops!

[fresh spruce]

checked deck is so easy

[red hamlet]

Ace Spade:

[fresh spruce]

I got double sencil and nothing else

[red hamlet]

flip first hand

[fresh spruce]

just used glass and jupiters

[olive pendant]

aces and face cards

i had a run with a chad, sock, blueprint, bloodstone, oops and photo
died cuz of plant :(
all of them got hit by the wheel too

[slim junco]

I think hearts at the best suit yea

even without oops as long as you have some retriggers bloodstone can be great

[olive pendant]

but if you rely on it and get unlucky...

[slim junco]

If you don't get lucky you're simply weak

[olive pendant]

true

[finite shadow]

Run was won in ante 3

[slim junco]

and besides, besides rough gem the other suit jokers aren't gonna take you very far

[opaque pond]

All this jokers and still a terrible run

[finite shadow]

This just in

[slim junco]

rough gem is just great for econ

[finite shadow]

Rough gem is a sleeper I used to hate it then we became homies

[ripe dock]

Make it make sense

[slim junco]

mf make what make sense we cant see the screen

[finite shadow]

That was the point

[red hamlet]

or even

just

[finite shadow]

That was his joke

[olive pendant]

my tier list of card suits from aesthetics

S - Spades
A - Hearts
B - None
C - None
D - Clubs
F - Diamonds

[slim junco]

damn tf diamonds do to you

[red hamlet]

mood

[slim junco]

i think they cool as hell

[red hamlet]

weakest suit fr

[finite shadow]

I used to think this was until I started using the lil robot guy

[olive pendant]

ugly ahh mf

[slim junco]

clubs are the weakest suit tbh

[opaque shard]

Clubs are one of the best suits

[olive pendant]

the what?

[jovial parrot]

Wdym from aesthetics

[slim junco]

i don't ever get much value out of them

[olive pendant]

what they look like

[opaque shard]

Seeing double

[jovial parrot]

So... You're just ranking the shapes?

Lol

Also why is none on there twice

[olive pendant]

colors included, i'm racist

[red hamlet]

spades - 250 chips
clubs - 35 mult
hearts - 5x1.5x
diamonds - 5 dollars

[slim junco]

spades are cool in plasma, hearts are my fav all around, and diamonds can work for econ. They're all pretty damn decent, but I don't get much from clubs most of the time

Clubs falls off hard

[jovial parrot]

You didn't include wilds

[red hamlet]

that's

not robots

that's bullets

[jovial parrot]

Oh wait this is the Balatro server

[slim junco]

those are bullets yeah

[finite shadow]

Ohh sheit

[slim junco]

gungeon

[jovial parrot]

I thought this was D&DG lol

[red hamlet]

awful

[olive pendant]

while that is great, i still dislike diamonds

[finite shadow]

I never played the game so I didn’t know

[slim junco]

its good

i like it

[red hamlet]

Enter the GUNgeon

should've been a hint

[scenic ruin]

I just started playing this has to be really good or sum no?

[red hamlet]

is aight

[opaque shard]

Yea

[scenic ruin]

i just kept winning without even trying

[olive pendant]

started playing meaning your first game or you haven't seen the time pass and it's been 4 days?

[scenic ruin]

ive played 3 or 4 times

[olive pendant]

pretty gud for 4 games

[scenic ruin]

i can keep going i still have endless mode

[opaque shard]

If you're just starting then you're really good at it

[ripe dock]

IVE DONE IT!!!!! discovery of fire type shi

[opaque shard]

WEE

[ripe dock]

french?

[scenic ruin]

i just read what everything does and try to get good combo jokers that work with each other well

[opaque shard]

Yeah that's the idea

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[opaque shard]

Photochad

[ripe dock]

evil deck

[opaque shard]

You know your deck is good when it looks like this

[scenic ruin]

lmao

[ripe dock]

im sorry what kind of-

[red hamlet]

it'll be 1x when you buy it

2x if you sell walkie

[ripe dock]

but walkie is base mult and chips rn

[red hamlet]

what's your deck like

[ripe dock]

guess it would be gud later

ummh just a couple gold seal mult 4s

[finite shadow]

Yeah that was very easy

Slapped the violet vessel up

[red hamlet]

so you're not always hitting ancient?

[olive pendant]

i love gambling
i got campfire from a 20$ wraith, opened a pack, got another wraith, gambled, BRAINSTORMM!!!

[ripe dock]

not on the fours no but i have 6 discards so am

[jovial parrot]

So what's the difference between this channel and the one below it

[red hamlet]

this one is more chill and full of troll-clown

#🕹・game-discussion full of nerd-sweat

[jovial parrot]

Gotcha

Okay Marvel, really?

[olive pendant]

i died cuz of bad bell luck, yay

my run was going so well

[shrewd imp]

i've basically never gotten screwed over by Bell it feels like

[olive pendant]

lucky :(

[jovial parrot]

I think I may have once or twice

[spark slate]

Jeez

[scenic ruin]

update

[jovial parrot]

Woah

[scenic ruin]

i trolled

missclicked a card

[jovial parrot]

I mean idk about the blueprint but that Baron is hella good

[jovial parrot]

Ok then

Good luck with your economy

[spark slate]

I got trading card now so all good

[royal zenith]

Perishables are a fun game mechanic, i love half my jokers dying

[olive pendant]

same||
i play on white stake||

[spark slate]

I lost immediately but this is the seed

F7E8K62N

[jovial parrot]

lol

[fresh spruce]

you bought the jokers

[royal zenith]

Do you think there were other options? 🫠

[fresh spruce]

probby

[ripe dock]

umh egg for photo?

[jovial parrot]

What is actually the point of the stencil

Like why are you even using it lol

[fresh spruce]

for later use

[ripe dock]

ummm same as eg

[fresh spruce]

it's negitive

there is no downside

[ripe dock]

yeha

[jovial parrot]

Also I wish there was an Easter egg where the negative stencil became like a joker without the white stuff around it

That would be funny

[ripe dock]

should be x2 mult to start or sum

[fresh spruce]

nah

[ripe dock]

or like -1x

[fresh spruce]

stencil is good when you have a couple strong jokers

[ripe dock]

if you get good negatives it could be fire?

[jovial parrot]

Honestly I would sell the egg and the dusk and then get the photograph

[fresh spruce]

I won a run with just deck fixing, planets and 2 stencils cause x25 is pretty good

[jovial parrot]

That way your stencil is like actually doin something

And it can boost your photochad

Cause let's be honest Photochad is all you really need

[lament hollow]

officer I swear they were just talking to me

[ripe dock]

yeah actually good point cuz dusk was just tryna clutch enough retriggers for ancient but i want to get out of that anyways

brilliant take

[red hamlet]

had a run with negative green joker, blueprint and stencil once

pretty cool

[royal zenith]

A while ago i had this run where two stencils and a rtb carried my way through plasma deck lol

[jovial parrot]

officer I swear they were retriggering my last played hand

WHY ARE YOU KICKING ME OUT OF THE CASINO RAAAAH

Officer, I can tell you where I got the money but you're not gonna believe me

[red hamlet]

Officer, doomrocket is government approved

i swear-promise

[olive pendant]

round 1 baron lets go

round 2 yorick?

[slim junco]

curse of canio

[red hamlet]

what's canio at

and what hand were you playin

[olive pendant]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

EACH TIME I GET A GOOD RUN, I GET DOGSHIT LUCK ON A HORRIBLE BOSS AND DIE

[red hamlet]

get some soju

[olive pendant]

another legendary :0
a chicot :(
a chicot :)

[red hamlet]

at least you can't get a horrible boss and die

:)

[olive pendant]

but there's another spectral pack i can't buy :(

[red hamlet]

go buy soju

[olive pendant]

i'm sure there's a legendary in it frfr

[fresh spruce]

highest flush score

they scale enough to win in 3 hands

[hoary kernel]

maybe i should sell it

sell everything for this

[olive pendant]

my luck is so bad

[red hamlet]

no, teh fuck

[olive pendant]

no eco joker spawned and i barely got anything to get a good score
around 5k

[red hamlet]

bro is gonna have 0 mult

[hoary kernel]

erm acksually its 3 mult by default

[red hamlet]

bro is gonna have 3 mult

[hoary kernel]

(you were right)

[red hamlet]

did you already sell everything lmfao

[hoary kernel]

it was only ante 2 so whatever

lol

another run we go

[red hamlet]

why not just buy the celestial pack for constellation scale

[fresh spruce]

I am the person I hate

[hoary kernel]

negative joker spotted, neuron activated

[red hamlet]

not yuri bluebrain

L

[jovial parrot]

Isn't it ironic that a voting ballot has the highest votes among most players

[fresh spruce]

I pick them up every chance, you just get commons more often

[red hamlet]

oh i meant

they're not these ones

[fresh spruce]

oh

[olive pendant]

my dream president is the voting paper

third legendary IN A ROW

WHAT THE FUCK

[hoary kernel]

pure profit

[olive pendant]

TRIBOULET LETSGOO

BLACK HOLE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[jovial parrot]

Hey wait a minute that's not a planet

Oh wait I thought that was Pluto haha nevermind yeah it's definitely a planet

[olive pendant]

pluto is a planet
just a dwarf one

[jovial parrot]

(the joke was that it was supposed to look like I was saying the joker isn't a planet)

[olive pendant]

holy fuck

250k ante 4

[ionic trail]

@solar portal yo

can i talk to you rq

[olive pendant]

emperor gave me temperance and hermit
this seed is goated asf

[flint copper]

No, it’s not?

[fair gyro]

I saw people playing with a regular red deck of cards IRL and my mind jumped to balatro

I am cooked

[gleaming cliff]

I mean, if they were playing poker you're not 100% wrong

they're just playing no shops

hardcore mode

[red hamlet]

if not planet
why called dwarf planet

checkmate, robot

[olive pendant]

insert megamind "no jokers?", "no shops?", "no enhancements?" etc meme

[dapper crystal]

i had a perfect pareidolia deck and the entire run got ruined by an ante that debuffed face cards

i sold pareidolia and couldn't score enough points to win

[red hamlet]

The plant claims another victim

[olive pendant]

i couldn't sleep last night cuz idk, maybe cuz i didn't take my drug, but all i could think about until i went to sleep was balatro

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

[fair gyro]

This is why I avoid pareidoila now

[olive pendant]

my incredible seed: JM2M4WL7

play it NOW

[hoary kernel]

gold stake beaten

finally seonc ddeck with gold stake

[dapper crystal]

i still yearn for the face deck

[olive pendant]

what?

[flint copper]

Well, I thought it was funny

👍

[tawny pasture]

just when i thought id seen it all

[olive pendant]

nat poly brainstorm

[red hamlet]

those kings not doing anythin' dawg

[olive pendant]

i

i'm so dumb

i forgot to copy dna

[keen hazel]

The fortune teller in question

Or just mentally swap the purple seals with red seals

[fathom ridge]

ive never seen something so beautiful

[keen hazel]

Or make them steel red kings

[olive pendant]

fun fact: when playing high card, photograph is better than trib, since he can X2 with jacks

[opal fog]

is this a fake murphy

also what do i get

im thinking chad because i got

[olive pendant]

gigachad

[tawny pasture]

if only there was some way to tell

[opal fog]

damn im talking with the real murphy

[red hamlet]

bro the plant

[keen hazel]

Crushed between the cheeks

[red hamlet]

is big pp tho when your build just ignores it

[magic valve]

hey is anyone down to call and give me suggestions as i play

[red hamlet]

aight chat
nap-sleep time

[red hamlet]

play darktide

there's your suggestion

[opal fog]

dont skip blinds

[olive pendant]

beeg deck

sock n buskin or poly dusk?

[near yew]

does goku deserve to be sacrificed for a bp

[olive pendant]

yes

[near yew]

great

[flint copper]

Copy Luchador

[red hamlet]

Copy lucha
Sell bp

Giga brain

[bright bridge]

Hi wondering if anyone knows how to help me here, currently my collection says that its a 337 out of 400 while when i check my collection page it shows that i have everything, does anyome know whats happening here?

[near yew]

just waiting for a plant

[lean trench]

unlocked or bought?

[bright bridge]

let me get my screenshots

[opal fog]

five of a kind first ante wow

i never used sixth sense actually

[bright bridge]

wait nevermind i just noticed that there is a discrepency between my mac and pc collections on the same save file

[opal fog]

like when i got it from judgement i always sell it

[bright bridge]

on pc i have some quality of life mods so i think they are interfering

[near yew]

iss there a cap for hands?

[orchid dune]

Anyone have suggestions on what to sell?

I’m scoring 95k on a straight

I guess I don’t need 7 hands

[near yew]

probably

[orchid dune]

And then I bs the baseball card I assume

[near yew]

its not 99

after apt calculations

its not 297 either

[olive pendant]

rip
could have gotten a showman, ectoplasms and made my red seal glass polychrome, but the seed was still insane

JM2M4WL7

[quiet girder]

I’m back

I’ve missed balatro

I’m glad yall agree

[inner prism]

if i copy gros with invis or ankh and one goes extinct can i get cavendish with gros or do both have to go extinct before i can get cavendish

[hushed swallow]

yea ill take the full house thanks

[inner prism]

Put the poly queen after the lucky

[hushed swallow]

hi

[glad oriole]

what does goku do

[near yew]

basically he has three forms

each gets stronger

and you need a certain number of chips (400,000) for 5 rounds and he gives you ^3

[glad oriole]

thats not op at all

[stray ivy]

guys what do we think about my joker setup

[near yew]

not at all

[inner prism]

you should get mime

[stray ivy]

yeah I was thinking that

I sold a 25x yorick to get the 4th mime lol

[near yew]

maybe start going for a baron build

[stray ivy]

wait ur so right I didnt even think aobut that

[opal fog]

i need the seed in my deed (i wanted it to rhyme)

[stray ivy]

when I die

fair warning though, you dont get baron until like... ante 10

so u gotta revolve around steel and other scoring methods for a WHILE

I was legit about to die whenever I got my baron

[tawny ether]

stupidest way to win gold stake

[stray ivy]

best*

[tawny ether]

blue seals might be a LITTLE strong

[stray ivy]

WHY IS THE FIRST BLUEPRITN ON THIS SEED

ANTE 19!!!

[sick summit]

Great job. Everyone was trying to keep blue seals being broken a secret but you blew it. Now thunk is going to make them give a random planet card like before. You've doomed us and you will regret it for the rest of your life.

[stray ivy]

what level was the hand u played?

[tawny ether]

I think like

Level 30 flush

[tawny ether]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104495487731638282/1199514140310507520/Hat-1-1-2-1-1.gif

[stray ivy]

3M933EE5

[opal fog]

ty

[stray ivy]

np!

there's a yorick in one of the arcana packs

dk where but its somewhere

I used that + half joker to scale high card

I ended up with alevel 110+ high card

[olive pendant]

soul should NOT be there

[stray ivy]

soul think he on the team 💔

[junior flame]

I always take the soul

even if I end up regretting it

used 21 cryptid and almost no ectoplasm

[sick summit]

Seeing double -> Seeing cluble

[opaque shard]

It's not a good idea to take soul if your build is already good

[junior flame]

idc taking it anyway

[vale fog]

if you see soul you save scum

[junior flame]

If it’s bad I just close the game as fast as I can

[civic wind]

I just completed my first run and got to ante 11!!!

[vale fog]

press esc and then main menu instead
does same thing

[sly grove]

depends on how many silver cards are in your deck

[finite shadow]

me rn

[stray ivy]

peak..

[finite shadow]

ante 13 200 rolldowns no blue fella in sight

[stray ivy]

for me he didnt show till LATE late

[finite shadow]

just found on ante 14

we might be on same seed and manipulated the invisibles differently lul

dude i got my red seal deadass ante 2 already on a king in a standard pack i was like bet

[solar portal]

yes of course sorry i was sleeping

[finite shadow]

showman my beloved

[solar portal]

omg double lusty joker thanks showman

[finite shadow]

yeah holy carp

[ionic trail]

i already chose my card i was wondering whether i should get the fibonacci joker or hack joker

i chose hack

[solar portal]

nice choice i pre fer hack

[latent zephyr]

okay so im trying to make custom legendaries

but the issue is, all legendaries are based off of famous jokers in history

[finite shadow]

why is this an issue

[latent zephyr]

because

papyrus is not a joker

[finite shadow]

correct

so base it off a famous joker instead of lesser sans hehe

[obsidian wadi]

or fictional famous

papyrus would be one of those if he was a jester

[latent zephyr]

jevil would count

also

none of the legendaries have the letter s

[balmy needle]

I wonder what the polychrome zero nicotine geek bar joker does

Or is it holographic

[red hamlet]

Poly

[red hamlet]

OK but would he not be famous for making jokes in undertale

[barren dust]

sigmund freud rolling in his grave over zero nicotine vape 💀

[ivory pewter]

poly geek jonkler

[slim junco]

Rip baron not found

[old totem]

chat what should i do

[sick summit]

square up and play the most boring run of all time

[austere lichen]

Nice NanEinf run just ended

Anti matter ante 23 clutch

[calm cypress]

debuffed big Mike is real sad

I lost

Anyway, how did we get here:

[latent zephyr]

mods probably

[calm cypress]

no, mobile lol

hit two $25 boss tags on the first two skips, then got heiroglyph

[wooden zodiac]

hello!

i beat gold stake for the first time today

[lethal owl]

hi guys

[wooden zodiac]

:]

[lethal owl]

im stuck on purple

its so painful

[wooden zodiac]

purple is my favorite color but my hardest stake

[lethal owl]

fav joker?

by design i like jim joker (baseball player)

[wooden zodiac]

seltzer

i never get to use baseball bc whenever i see it i only ever have like 1 uncommon

most of my preferences r commons actually

[lethal owl]

i still cant believe ballot is common

[wooden zodiac]

it's really not that powerful

[latent zephyr]

hologram definitely

[lethal owl]

for a common?

[wooden zodiac]

mhm

[lethal owl]

i believe ballot is one of the most useful common ones

one of the most useful,not the most useful one

[lethal owl]

i dont know what ick means brother

[wooden zodiac]

its useful yes, but it's value is limited outside of a few types of builds. there are a decent number of good combos with it but really its not nearly as powerful as seltzer, which retriggers every card regardless of suit or rank

[lethal owl]

why cant people just write everything

[meager plank]

I’m saying I can’t get sick if I don’t consent, then saying maybe another word ending in “ick,” this is a play on words. The other word in question is implied to be dick.

[carmine river]

Wow Photochad is kinda mid without planet scaling

[lethal owl]

thank you sir

[wooden zodiac]

if u had a trib, you get 5 normal triggers with a king flush 5, 7 with a chad, but 10 with a seltzer or sock

[meager plank]

Photochad is kinda mid when you don’t get photo

[lethal owl]

ok yeah

[wooden zodiac]

not to mention seltzer is common so it can easily be found in packs, the shop and skips

[lethal owl]

i never said ballot was better then seltzer

[past perch]

Kill me

[wooden zodiac]

fair

[lethal owl]

out of all temporary jokers seltzer is the best without a doubt

[wooden zodiac]

ballot synergizes well with lucky cards tho, and those can be useful for late game money generation

[lethal owl]

see i like ballot cuz its common so i can get it in any run

[lethal owl]

this has happened to you twice now

or i have the wrong person

[past perch]

Soy muy mala, soy nueva

[lethal owl]

yeah uh

[wooden zodiac]

i try not to think about jokers i can't see. for a while i was fixated on oops/smeared/bloodstone/hack builds but i ended up losing more bc i wasn't focusing on the cards i had access to

[lethal owl]

no hablamos español aqui creo

its not in the rules

i think

idk

i dont remember the rules

[past perch]

Se tiene que hablar ingles a fuerzas?

[lethal owl]

i d k

espero que no

porque no hay otro chat

[past perch]

Pregúntale a alguien

[lethal owl]

a v e r

[wooden zodiac]

man. Spanish speakers in the balatro discord making me feel guilty for not paying attention to my mom trying to teach me Spanish

[lethal owl]

dw bro i speak english(like a 95 percent)

[past perch]

Siento que este es el único server de balatro grande

🫡😭

[wooden zodiac]

i know all those words but i still cannot read it 😔

[lethal owl]

esque es el oficial

XDD

[past perch]

Por eso, no existe uno en español

O si

[lethal owl]

triste

[past perch]

Pero hay pocos miembros

[lethal owl]

aun asi si hay gente hablando solo que ya mayoria son ingleses

dudo que no podamos hablar español

solo confundi las reglas de otro server

dejame ver antes de que me den un warn(let me check the rules before i get warned)

[wooden zodiac]

my poor american brain trying to remember my advanced spanish classes

this is so embarrassing

[past perch]

Que anda embarazado dice

[lethal owl]

uy

[past perch]

Bromeo, no soy tan tonta

[lethal owl]

si es ingles a fuerzas bro

[wooden zodiac]

billy la bufanda save me

[past perch]

Dónde dice

[lethal owl]

guia del servidor y le das al primero

so

yeah we cant speak spanish

its not hard to make another general chat

[past perch]

Mentiroso

[lethal owl]

dale scroll

[wooden zodiac]

i think i understood that one

[lethal owl]

Rule number 2 . comunicate in english

creeme que si quiero hablar español pero luego me banean

y la gente aqui cae bien chido

[lethal owl]

liar ,basically

[lethal owl]

si we ,dale scroll hacia abajo

[past perch]

Bueno, iré a dormir

[lethal owl]

gn

buenas noches

[wooden zodiac]

buenas noches

[lethal owl]

lol

[wooden zodiac]

i definitely understood that one

sigh. i need to open up duolingo again

[lethal owl]

duolingo is way more useful then i thought

[vast musk]

can someone mention me for no reason im doing a css thingy on discord

[lethal owl]

sure

@vast musk

[past perch]

I have only won once

[lethal owl]

green deck is fire

for starters

ahora usa el espectral

ese esta bien perro

[past perch]

Hehe, deck

[lethal owl]

i see that ena dream bbq pfp

peak spotted

[past perch]

Alch casi nunca me salen las cartas espectrales

[lethal owl]

chales

con ese voy en el stake morado

[wooden zodiac]

my fav decks r

1. zodiac
2. green
3. red
4. erratic
5. checkered

[finite shadow]

Weird!

[lethal owl]

i need to think about that before ranking

[past perch]

Mira, en una partida tenia bien poquitas cartas en mis manos, (use mucho la carta espectral donde me quita un tamaño de mano)

[lethal owl]

locura

me caes bien bro

[wooden zodiac]

:(

[lethal owl]

el banano michel siempre es bueno hasta que se extingue

[past perch]

Es que como veía que esa carta espectral me daba una ranura de comodin me emocioné

[finite shadow]

Rule # 2 @lethal owl @past perch

[lethal owl]

i blieve its unique not weird

[lethal owl]

yeah brotha,we know

but real genesis either does not want to or does not speak full english

[past perch]

I don't know much English, so I'll use the translator a little.

🫡

[finite shadow]

It’s fine I actually don’t care very much just wanted to complain

[wooden zodiac]

i like zodiac bc it lets u roll the shop quicker initially. plus, even with the two merchant vouchers, you still see more jokers on average per roll

[jovial parrot]

We all know hearts are the funniest

[latent zephyr]

i think its mostly because of moderation, cus i wanna bet that most of the mods only know english, so you'd get away with... anything

[lethal owl]

ye ye,i also like it , 3 free vouchers for the start is nice

[wooden zodiac]

hey. programmer

[finite shadow]

No

[past perch]

This is my favorite joker, I like the design

[finite shadow]

Completionist ++

[wooden zodiac]

awwww

ohhhhh

lol

[lethal owl]

its efect tho

[finite shadow]

Silly guy

[lethal owl]

not that good

[past perch]

Yeah, But I like that design.

[lethal owl]

LOL

[jovial parrot]

That's a fair choice

[wooden zodiac]

not a guy lol

[jovial parrot]

At least design wise

Frankly I don't like Raised Fist's ability

[lethal owl]

not a guy?

[finite shadow]

My bad gang

[wooden zodiac]

uh. im a trans woman

[jovial parrot]

Wait a minute I just realized something

[lethal owl]

oh

thats really nice

[finite shadow]

Based!

[jovial parrot]

Does... Raised Fist work with Hitchhiker?

[wooden zodiac]

:]

[past perch]

It doesn't help me much regarding the multiplier.

[finite shadow]

No, they don’t count as scored cards when triggered in hand

[jovial parrot]

No but what I mean is

Let's say I got a 2 up to... +20 bonus chips right

[lethal owl]

what joker has the most adaptability to your playstyle?

[jovial parrot]

And then I use that on my Raised Fist

[lethal owl]

asking all of you

[jovial parrot]

Runner

Easily

[past perch]

What is the best Joker in the game? Give me your opinion.

[finite shadow]

Nah. Hitchhiker applies a chip bonus that’s separate from base chip. Raised fist takes from that fixed chip number

[lethal owl]

i need to think about that one

[finite shadow]

But that’s a pretty neat thought

[jovial parrot]

Damn it

[wooden zodiac]

i want there to be a mod that adds a burger joker. it adds mult corresponding to the value of a fifth card played with a two pair

this is my idea

[jovial parrot]

That's kinda cool

I could see that being interesting

[finite shadow]

Hot dog could be for 3

[wooden zodiac]

i want more food jokers

[jovial parrot]

Although

[wooden zodiac]

:0

[jovial parrot]

A food joker really should be a temporary joker

That's the whole point of them being food

[wooden zodiac]

sigh. i know

[lethal owl]

i gotta say perkeo

[jovial parrot]

I feel like your idea works it just shouldn't be a burger

[finite shadow]

Yeah

[wooden zodiac]

booooo perkeo /lh

[finite shadow]

“Third wheel”

[jovial parrot]

Maybe if it was something like...

I know

[finite shadow]

It could be called

[wooden zodiac]

that's a good idea

[lethal owl]

its the most obvius answer but i dont see anything else scaling to infinity

[jovial parrot]

How about a leftover take out box

[finite shadow]

Oooh

[jovial parrot]

Like a Chinese take out box or something

[wooden zodiac]

LEFTOVERS

[finite shadow]

Leftovers is sooooo good

Love this idea

[lethal owl]

now if i had too chose the best joker without counting legendaries

Mime

[jovial parrot]

Give it two pairs of chopsticks too

[boreal niche]

why did i have to leave the boring ones last 😭

[wooden zodiac]

YESSSSS

[boreal niche]

red green AND nebula?

[finite shadow]

Based alert based based based!!!

[boreal niche]

this is gonna be mind numbing

[jovial parrot]

It's hard to choose the best joker

[lethal owl]

ERRATIC?

[boreal niche]

at least erratic and plasma are fun

[jovial parrot]

Because I feel like the world in most cases kinda need the support of each other to truly create synergy

[wooden zodiac]

ive been watching a lot of roffle and. its everyone who plays this game huh

[jovial parrot]

Like I could say photograph, but photograph on its own kinda sucks

[wooden zodiac]

y'all are just all like this

[lethal owl]

roffle is fun to see

[boreal niche]

there is no best joker objectively

[finite shadow]

Okay hate me all u want. I’ve won a lot of gold stake games, on all the decks. I absolutely despise erratic deck

[boreal niche]

everything is situational

[lethal owl]

also teaches you how to play a lil better

[finite shadow]

Yes there is it’s obelisk

[jovial parrot]

Except for one

[wooden zodiac]

BASED

[jovial parrot]

Joker

[boreal niche]

However the best joker is jimbo

yes

[jovial parrot]

+4 mult is +4 mult

(though arguably I prefer golden joker)

[lethal owl]

hes so powerful he actually exists

[finite shadow]

$20 is $20

[boreal niche]

2 dollars for 4 mult? Satisfactory

[lethal owl]

we all know egg is the best

[jovial parrot]

My favorite joker is probably the stoat

[boreal niche]

total misplay

[jovial parrot]

I love the way he talks to the player

Plus one blood is a pretty good cost

[lethal owl]

the funniest thing you can do in balatro is blueprint the luchador then selling the blueprint

[wooden zodiac]

true

[jovial parrot]

Is it fair to say that Blueprint is the best joker

[lethal owl]

yes

[jovial parrot]

Cause I feel like that's cheating

[wooden zodiac]

wild to me that works

[boreal niche]

eh

[wooden zodiac]

i never even thought to check

[lethal owl]

him and brainstorm

[boreal niche]

blueprint feels like a special case

[wooden zodiac]

i was shocked when i read that on the wiki

[jovial parrot]

Blueprint really shouldn't be the best joker, because blueprint is only as good as what it's copying

[boreal niche]

because like she's every joker*

Apart from the ones it can't copy

[lethal owl]

see i think those jokers are the actual most adaptative ones

doesnt matter what you have

[jovial parrot]

That'd be like saying The Fool is the best tarot card

[lethal owl]

well it does but not that much

[wooden zodiac]

blueprint is usually just an x2 joker

[jovial parrot]

No, the best tarot card is the tarot card that the fool is copying

[boreal niche]

I don't think you can rank blueprint/brainstorm/invis really

Well

invis is worse

[lethal owl]

we all know showman is also very powerful

[boreal niche]

In a sense that like

come on now

[jovial parrot]

Yeah... I guess

[wooden zodiac]

i call him snowman :)

[lethal owl]

they should make that a skin

fr

[jovial parrot]

Showman is neat but I just don't like em

[half lantern]

5 ancient joker

[jovial parrot]

3 towers every pack lmao

[lethal owl]

i forgot about the invisible one

[wooden zodiac]

LMAO

[lethal owl]

also a great one

[jovial parrot]

"sir, a showman has spawned a second tower"

Am I allowed to make that joke I'm sorry

[wooden zodiac]

im actually super autistic abt this game but i used to play roguelikes and get ao angry so i just dont take them seriously anymore

[lethal owl]

SIR THE PLAYER DID THE MOST PLAYED HAND

[boreal niche]

SIR THEY HIT THE OBELISK

[lethal owl]

I like the sounds a lot

[jovial parrot]

SIR A PLANT HAS HIT THE BARON/MIME DECK

[wooden zodiac]

that stupid fucking plant that i hate

[jovial parrot]

What kind of plant do you think it is

[lethal owl]

WOW

mime is a no brainer fr

THE BEAN?

[jovial parrot]

Can... Four Fingers be smashed?

[lethal owl]

A KNIFE?

[jovial parrot]

Theyre a hand bro

[stiff hull]

Got a lucky early Ouija that completely smashed my Econ and turned me into a GOD on like ante 3

[wooden zodiac]

me too honestly

[jovial parrot]

Why is a pair of trousers on there lmao

[jovial parrot]

Cavendish is absolutely diabolical

But fair

[wooden zodiac]

the pants stay on

[lethal owl]

IT IS I THE VAMPIRE ,I WILL SUCK YOUR CO-I MEAN BLOOD

[jovial parrot]

I'm surprised you said no to rocket

What with the shape of it

[boreal niche]

i'd get carpet burn

[jovial parrot]

... Should we be having this conversation lmao

[lethal owl]

The jim joker i get it

[jovial parrot]

Okay wait I have a question

Is it ever established if Jimbo is just the regular joker

Or is he also all the other jokers too

[stiff hull]

How the hell are you passing on Yorick?

[woeful sapphire]

Hello

[wooden zodiac]

real

[boreal niche]

Jimbo is base joker

[jovial parrot]

Like is Space Joker just Jimbo in an astronaut suit

[lethal owl]

i already did something like that

and it goes like

[boreal niche]

half joker and wee joker are also jimbo

[jovial parrot]

Or is Space Joker a different entity

[wooden zodiac]

york it with yorick

[lethal owl]

What legendary joker is getting the best head?

[boreal niche]

but jokers that look different from base joker are not jimbo

[jovial parrot]

Jerkeo with Perkeo

[wooden zodiac]

jimbo has did

[boreal niche]

canio is hotter ngl

[lethal owl]

gotta be perkeo

[stiff hull]

Canio

[jovial parrot]

But they all have the same head/face

[wooden zodiac]

theyre all jimbo

[boreal niche]

localthunk has same face syndrome

[stiff hull]

Agreed, but you can’t just pass yorick

[lethal owl]

theory.jim joker is actually jimbo

[wooden zodiac]

do you think yorick and perkeo have ever kissed

[jovial parrot]

Poor Yorick...

[lethal owl]

maybe

[stiff hull]

No.

[ivory pewter]

perkeo can have me

[lethal owl]

yorick misses perkeo,thats why hes sad

[stiff hull]

I think Chicot and triboulet kissed once after defeating the plant

[jovial parrot]

Yorick is gonna go turn himself into a skull now because of you

[lethal owl]

nah like,this is real

[jovial parrot]

Imagine smashing the fibonacci sequence though

[wooden zodiac]

wrong, local thunk told me in a dream that all the legendaries are in a polyculr and sleep in one big bed together

[lethal owl]

since legendary jokers are actual jokers from the medieval age

[boreal niche]

Perkeo gulped. Those perfect eyes... That cold yet unrelentingly ravishing expression... Canio was something the gods themselves constructed with the utmost love and care, and Perkeo knew he stood no chance. And yet he must try anyway; his heart beating out of his chest as he thinks of what to say and as Canio looks at him and his heart skips a beat and his voice catches in his throat he feels a symphony of emotion

[jovial parrot]

Hang on an second

[ivory pewter]

holy moly

[lethal owl]

them living in the same house/castle would make sense

[stiff hull]

Yorick and Canio are both fictional

[jovial parrot]

Why did you say smash to a blackboard

[woeful sapphire]

So far my favorite joker is dna but I am new so it probably will change to be something like yorick or perkio

[ivory pewter]

legendary lore

[jovial parrot]

Why are you smashing a blackboard lmao

It's fucking chalk

[lethal owl]

they look like mediaval alright

[stiff hull]

Pants. It will be pants

[lethal owl]

WHERE YOU IN THE MEDIEVAL AGE?

[wooden zodiac]

why isn't there an anatomically incorrect dinosaur joker

[stiff hull]

Yes

[jovial parrot]

What

[lethal owl]

we do need more jokers

[woeful sapphire]

Fr

[wooden zodiac]

sorry im the only person on earth that use swipe typing

[woeful sapphire]

I do like some good pants

[vast musk]

IM THA BUSSSS :D

[stiff hull]

Completionist++ hunters sweating upon reading that sentence

[latent zephyr]

you passed perkeo???

[boreal niche]

duh

[lethal owl]

god know the rest

[wooden zodiac]

perkeo mid tbh

[stiff hull]

I think we need to agree that every legendary is a smash

[lethal owl]

hard to combo but he has the most naneinf combos

[woeful sapphire]

I would smash yorick for sure

[stiff hull]

Not when you get death. And then you become death because now you’re only playing flush fives

[latent zephyr]

i need the link to this so i can correct it

[jovial parrot]

You guys are smashing clowns

Please don't be proud of this

[wooden zodiac]

naneinf is pointless to me.

[latent zephyr]

anyways thankyou sirkus we love you

[latent zephyr]

wdym

[lethal owl]

see we are fighting against clown fear

by

uhm

[jovial parrot]

Making them fear you

[stiff hull]

Don’t kinkshame

[lethal owl]

yeah

[jovial parrot]

Alright alright

Fisr enough

[vast musk]

thanks for helping me with my experiment btw, ive been trying to put together a custom discord theme that reverts the worst out of the new discord update and polishes the rest

[jovial parrot]

... Just know that literally every kink is weird like you can't avoid that fact

[lethal owl]

glad to be of help,i just loved ena dream bbq

[woeful sapphire]

We’re destroying them by making them not useful for like 20 minutes or something

[stiff hull]

That’s my next game. Excited to play it

[lethal owl]

would localthunk be proud of what we are talking here

[jovial parrot]

Probably

[woeful sapphire]

No

[wooden zodiac]

its not fun to me, and because it reloes on only a few strats, reaching it isn't very interesting from a gameplay perspective. its far more interesting to me to beat ante 8. i think once ive beat every deck on gold stake with every joker ill stop playing

[vast musk]

same, my favorite character has to be Kane or Froggy

[jovial parrot]

I'm sure when he first made Joker Poker this is exactly what he invisioned

[stiff hull]

Proud? No. Would he join in? Probably.

[lethal owl]

dont talk a third time with kane

all im saying

[latent zephyr]

mods

[jovial parrot]

Huh

[finite shadow]

nooo

[wooden zodiac]

oh. u mean the things that don't come with the game.

[finite shadow]

c++ is only where the fun begins

[latent zephyr]

yes

[wooden zodiac]

yeah bc the parts of the game that arent in it are part of the game

[latent zephyr]

what are you on about bro

[woeful sapphire]

I turned on unlock all as soon as I saw bc I don’t care about achievements

[lethal owl]

my brain is getting

[latent zephyr]

im just saying, if the game gets boring, use mods to change the game, giving you more to experience.

[lethal owl]

flushed

[wooden zodiac]

i like mods too but they're objectively not part of the game. im not talking about a hypothetical secondary experience, i am talking about vanilla balatro

[jovial parrot]

I'm glad you said pass on the wee joker

[latent zephyr]

oh lol have you done the challenges

[wooden zodiac]

size doesn't matter, its how you use it

[jovial parrot]

... I uh

[wooden zodiac]

yeah, but not all of them

[finite shadow]

uhhhhh

[woeful sapphire]

Bro what

[jovial parrot]

That can be how you interpret it I supposed

[lethal owl]

i think hes glad cuz,wee is probably a

miner

[stiff hull]

I have beaten every deck on blue stake now! Yes even black deck

[latent zephyr]

yeahhh

[finite shadow]

pretty sure he was talking about kids

[woeful sapphire]

Fr

[jovial parrot]

I mean

[latent zephyr]

i'd smash major joker

[jovial parrot]

I don't think it's fair to assume wee joker is a minor

After wll

[finite shadow]

erm...... awwwwkward!

[jovial parrot]

Cards dont have ages

[lethal owl]

unless you see it as size difference but yeah no, wee joker is a miner

[wooden zodiac]

what. that literally never occurred to me

[woeful sapphire]

I’d smash cavendish

[finite shadow]

we all got it aha

[wooden zodiac]

its. just a small joker

[jovial parrot]

Yeah I think burger is right

[lethal owl]

its just a card

[finite shadow]

most average balatro discord server conversation

[jovial parrot]

"officer I swear it was just a card"

[woeful sapphire]

Fr

[latent zephyr]

tbf i get where burger is coming from

[lethal owl]

lol

[latent zephyr]

i also think of genetalia and not children

[lethal owl]

the mime tho

he kinda

[latent zephyr]

yeah mime kinda bad

[jovial parrot]

The mime would be annoying to smash

[jovial parrot]

They'd just be pretending to smash you

[lethal owl]

he wouldnt make any sound

is that bad or a good thing?

[woeful sapphire]

What do you think is bigger, cavendish or gros mishel

[wooden zodiac]

how can the mime verbally consent? im not touching that

[finite shadow]

objectively cavendish

[lethal owl]

idk

[jovial parrot]

Uh idk actually

[lethal owl]

i dont get bananas in there

[jovial parrot]

I'm not too familiar with bananas lol

In terms of comparing an extinct one to existing ones

[lethal owl]

i blieve he would speak sign language

hes a mime after all

[latent zephyr]

eh, probably bad, i dont want bro to have to like raise his hand instead of a safety word 💀

[finite shadow]

clear and enthusiastic is not strictly limited to verbality!

[wooden zodiac]

well i dont. so.

[lethal owl]

body language

[woeful sapphire]

Then smash cavendish

[finite shadow]

watch me

[jovial parrot]

If he doesn't want it they can just put themself in an invisible box

[finite shadow]

heh

[lethal owl]

seriously what the fuck are we talking about right now

[latent zephyr]

[wooden zodiac]

the only language i speak is english. also i am autistic so asking me to look for body language is. frustrating

[jovial parrot]

The fuck is what we are talking about

[ivory pewter]

has anyone ever hit that 1 in 1000 chance of killing cavendish

[lethal owl]

oh sorry

[finite shadow]

im surprised I havent but no

[latent zephyr]

idk, all i know is you dont get bananas in there

[finite shadow]

ok gn guys love u all

[lethal owl]

luckily ,no

[wooden zodiac]

im not being Angry. i just mean like. i wouldn't think to look for that

[woeful sapphire]

[jovial parrot]

I'm gonna assume this conversation should come to a halt

[latent zephyr]

aight

[lethal owl]

atleast you get it

[wooden zodiac]

yeah probably

[jovial parrot]

And like switch topics lol

Uh...

[wooden zodiac]

I LIKE FLUSHES

[lethal owl]

FR

[glass light]

for those interested, there is not one but two novels by alexander dumas featuring chicot as a major character

[wooden zodiac]

and i think. they do scale

[jovial parrot]

Flushes smell terrible, such nasty poops

[flint copper]

Crazy thing to open discord to

[lethal owl]

then iget 4 of hearts and 4 of another house

[jovial parrot]

... This is not a good topic switch lmao

[lethal owl]

and im like

[finite shadow]

obelisk top 3 joker

[lethal owl]

are we deadass rn

[finite shadow]

yeah

[woeful sapphire]

I’m more of a two pair or high card guy

[jovial parrot]

Is it true that flushes don't scale well

[lethal owl]

ye

[wooden zodiac]

actually straights are easy to make

[finite shadow]

boy do I have the joker for you then!

[lethal owl]

but they do help at the start

[jovial parrot]

The Joker

[finite shadow]

jimbutt

[jovial parrot]

Jam Butt

[finite shadow]

woah

insensitive

[lethal owl]

jimball

[jovial parrot]

Do do do do do

[finite shadow]

funky town!

[jovial parrot]

Do do do do do do do

[wooden zodiac]

muh nuh muh nuh

[jovial parrot]

GOTTA MAKE A MOVE TO A TOWN THATS RIGHT FOR ME

[lethal owl]

i remember roffle had to take the music for copyright

[finite shadow]

there's a setting to disable it for that exact reason

[jovial parrot]

WELL I TACO BODY TACO BODY TACO BODY TACO BODY

[finite shadow]

and a big huge popup on your first jimball experience

[lethal owl]

talk about it x4

[jovial parrot]

Ok I'm done with that

[finite shadow]

night night

[jovial parrot]

Goat Simulator looking ass

[woeful sapphire]

Frfr

[wooden zodiac]

anyone wanna see a picture of my dog

[finite shadow]

guys dont let me forget to grab a yogurt on my way to work tmrw morning

[lethal owl]

nice meme,that michael jackson song is so good