🎙・server-chat

[boreal niche]

it's you who spread misinformation to a new player

[torn zealot]

guys please make it quick

[boreal niche]

i call you out on it and you play the victim?

[torn zealot]

i got a dick to suck

[slim junco]

sure he won't go to naneinf

but he can easily hit the billions if you play the game right

[torn zealot]

i will kill myself

[red hamlet]

if you play the game right, you can get naneinf

[boreal niche]

'just an opinion' when it was witnessed by several people here that you did pass it off as fact and nowhere was it stated it was just an opinion?

[fair island]

im not a victim, but legit why are you fightint due to me just stating an opinion

[red hamlet]

if you play the game right, you can get naneinf with stencils

[slim junco]

You stated it as a fact

not an opinion

[boreal niche]

when did you say it was your opinion

[mystic oracle]

you know what would be cool

[torn zealot]

nevermind i wont

[boreal niche]

please provide evidence

[mystic oracle]

discord balatro avatar decorations

🙏🏻

[boreal niche]

you need another xmult

[slim junco]

use all your discards when you can

[boreal niche]

put yorick to the right of abstract and popcorn

[slim junco]

yeah yorick on the far right

[boreal niche]

you want to scale yorick btw so use all your discards

[hearty shard]

I will buy 1000 balatros

[torn zealot]

i will play straight

FUCK YOU

[boreal niche]

@fair island please provide evidence that you stated your opinion whilst also providing a disclaimer that it was merely your opinion and should not be taken as fact

[torn zealot]

yeah ik

[hearty shard]

I will play two pair

[boreal niche]

I present my own evidence of the contrary: you stating your opinion while simultaneously passing it off as fact, not stating anywhere that it was your opinion

[fair island]

i can see how it looks like a fact, but its only your choice to see it as one

[fair island]

put yorick after abstract

score more

even tho ur already cooking

[boreal niche]

Dude use your discards

scale yorick

[slim junco]

please use your discards

[boreal niche]

you don't have enough time left

[slim junco]

it hurrs

[torn zealot]

I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8
I HAVE NO REAL JOKER AND I WILL DIE ANTE 8

[boreal niche]

you have to scale or you won't beat ante 8

[torn zealot]

I GET IT

[main dirge]

Balatro mentioned

[slim junco]

mf you have yorick

[boreal niche]

doesn't scale yorick
oh im gonna die

[sharp glacier]

Hello

[slim junco]

bitches be crazy nowadays

[boreal niche]

average balatrocord user receiving help and relentlessly insulting and spamming

that or being transphobe who does not participate in constructive discussion

[boreal niche]

then let us ask the victim in question (who is not you)

[mystic oracle]

we cant ping thunk?

😭

[red hamlet]

you can

[boreal niche]

@torn zealot when you were told yorick was bad, did you believe the person who said so? if yes is it due to perceiving that person as possessing a greater amount of knowledge than you in terms of balatro due to experience

[torn zealot]

i calculated the best i can ihave is x3

[mystic oracle]

ok

[red hamlet]

it doesn't reset

just keep discarding

[boreal niche]

every 23 cards discarded you gain x1 mult

[torn zealot]

aso that's ante 8 fucking hell

[mystic oracle]

i cant

[red hamlet]

also to be fair yeah

they got it late

[boreal niche]

You could have sold luchador btw

[mystic oracle]

every time i try it blocks the message

[subtle bobcat]

I haven't felt the touch of a perkeo in years

[red hamlet]

so tehy couldn't scale big-big

[subtle bobcat]

I NEED IT

[mystic oracle]

someone ping me when thunk is here ok?

[torn zealot]

yes and from that point to wall i can only discard 50 times

fym

[subtle bobcat]

I want particle accelerater

:[

[red hamlet]

It's almost like the grass block was right

[boreal niche]

they were also transphobic so that's not the best person for you to agree with

everything in balatro is situational and relative; i did not argue that; in some scenarios yorick can underperform

[slim junco]

These mfs are delusional YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD JUST HAVING ONE MORE X MULT CAN DOO

[boreal niche]

what i did argue however is that spreading misinformation is bad

is that not objectively agreeable?

[red hamlet]

Objectively, i don't care-care

[subtle bobcat]

Bruh I can't think anymore

[slim junco]

this just hurt to witness

[boreal niche]

this statement feels bad-faith

[subtle bobcat]

School hurt brain

[boreal niche]

i apologize if it feels annoying but i do stand by my original argument that new players should

and hear me out

[slim junco]

yorick can carry an entire run on his left asscheek, i don't know how people can't see that

[boreal niche]

not be trolled

[subtle bobcat]

Agreed

[boreal niche]

i fail to see how or why this is a point of contention to not 1 but 2 people

[torn zealot]

when are they adding this jonkler into the game

[subtle bobcat]

It is thru mods

[lost kindle]

can i see

[red hamlet]

Or
We can just agree that yorick, out of the 5 legendaries, is on the weaker side compared to how good canio can scale and how deckfixing for 5 kings and queens makes trib an immediate 32x

[subtle bobcat]

:/

[lost kindle]

not the run

[boreal niche]

that is not my argument

[red hamlet]

Then what teh fuck are you talking about

[boreal niche]

My argument is don't misinform new players

[torn zealot]

how

[red hamlet]

How is it misinformation to point out that yorick is on the weaker side

[boreal niche]

I am not arguing that yorick is the best legendary - because no joker is the objectively best legendary

if you want to beat ante 8 on gold stake then perkeo would be on the weaker end

if you were to reach naneinf then every other legend besides perkeo (and occasionally triboulet) are worthless in that regard

[red hamlet]

then waht the fuck are you arguing for
because they simply stated that yorick is one of the weakest legendaries

[torn zealot]

this discord is great

i posted one card

[red hamlet]

and you magically disagreed

[slim junco]

BECAUSE HE

ISNT

AAAGH

[red hamlet]

and now are arguing that you aren't arguing htat?

[boreal niche]

as fact and in a blatant effort to misinform a new player

[torn zealot]

and now everyone is fighting like it's pubg

[slim junco]

i give up i dont like this argument

[boreal niche]

my argument is not that yorick is not weak

my argument is that new players should not be trolled

(also trib isn't too great but let's gloss over that fact for now)

[lilac sable]

Hello hi so nice to be in the cha-oh were arguing over pointless shit "yay"

[coarse surge]

hey new player u should skip every blind

[echo violet]

bro jokers that multiply your mult should go on the right

[red hamlet]

I give up man

[boreal niche]

this is okay as within the context of the argument this is meant to be viewed as a joke satirizing the argument

[red hamlet]

Hey new player

but throwback

and skip all blinds

big scale yes yes

[torn zealot]

huh, why?

[boreal niche]

as your argument is to the contrary please provide evidence as to why new players should be trolled

[slim junco]

yeh but after ante 12 it’s just dead weight

[echo violet]

why do u think its better to add up then mutiply then mutiply firt?

math?

[red hamlet]

because (10x3) +10 is smaller than (10+10) x3

[torn zealot]

wait

[boreal niche]

almost every joker is dead weight after ante 12

[torn zealot]

WAIT

WAIT

[lilac sable]

Hey new player only play high card you'll thank me later

[torn zealot]

are you telling me

[echo violet]

bruh

[red hamlet]

we're telling you that you can't do math

[echo violet]

yes u couldve survived

[red hamlet]

yes

[torn zealot]

ordering the multiplier

FUCK

[slim junco]

yeh but u get what i’m tryna say

[echo violet]

lmao

[torn zealot]

sorry i'll kill myself

i'm stupid

[boreal niche]

everyone has a lot to learn

[echo violet]

ok

[red hamlet]

too much yuri

[boreal niche]

we get better over time

[slim junco]

if ur in ante 12 you’ll have good jokers

[red hamlet]

brainrotted by hte lesbians

[torn zealot]

?

that has nothing to do with it

[echo violet]

wait u died on ante 7

[boreal niche]

if you're pushing for antes above 12 you have a strategy that is made to push for antes above 12

[echo violet]

F

[boreal niche]

Jokers are balanced based on beating ante 8

[torn zealot]

i hope you die at ante 6 with 500 chips less than requirement

bitch

[boreal niche]

endless is not a factor to be considered in the value of a joker

[torn zealot]

technically it's ante 8

but i used the one that minus 1 ante

[boreal niche]

if it was then baron would be the best joker in the game

[torn zealot]

and 1 discard

[slim junco]

tbh i forgot people didn’t play endless

[rancid tundra]

chicot should give 1x mult for every boss blind disabled

[red hamlet]

chicot should have a reverse boss effect

[slim junco]

CHICOT SHOULD BE SHOT AND KILLED

fuck chicot

i hate it

[red hamlet]

so instead of disabling faces, the plant now retriggers faces

[rancid tundra]

FUCK YOU

[boreal niche]

eh chicot is fine

[slim junco]

#killchicot

[boreal niche]

takes up a joker slot which i don't like

but i usually end up getting needled in my pair runs

[rancid tundra]

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Jokers take up joker slots!!!!!!

[boreal niche]

having a chicot in that regard would have been useful lol

[lost kindle]

holy

[slim junco]

fr?

[lost kindle]

they shouldnt have done that

thats such a bad change

[boreal niche]

what i mean is that while a useful utility joker, it does fall into the pitfall - that most utility jokers fall into - of it taking up a joker slot

[slim junco]

id lwk still sell a negative chicot, I HATE THAT CARD

it’s so ugly

[boreal niche]

opportunity cost means that a chicot disallows for a joker to help you score

[rancid tundra]

temperance value tho

[red hamlet]

very rude-angry for your own fail-fail

[slim junco]

temperance these balls

[lost kindle]

why do legendaries depreciate in vvalue

its so useless

[rancid tundra]

im putting your balls in piranha solution

[lost kindle]

let me keep my temp val

[torn zealot]

it's ok next time i hope you accidentally destroy your mult cards

[boreal niche]

Lucky cards diff anyway

[red hamlet]

I don't use mult-mult
Lucky give cash-gold while having same mult-score

[lament hollow]

vagabond

[torn zealot]

1 in 6 my ass

[torn zealot]

fuck that

[boreal niche]

doubleplusgood!

[slim junco]

lwk would turn me on, my face would be lookin like the madness joker tho

[rancid tundra]

???

[coarse surge]

oh..

[boreal niche]

#🎙・server-chat is beautiful sometimes

[rancid tundra]

i REALLY dont like you

[lost kindle]

effy why.

[slim junco]

next question

[lost kindle]

effy get out of here.

[slim junco]

ur getting turned into a glass card buddy

[coarse surge]

https://tenor.com/view/ethel-cain-even-she-was-weirded-out-weirded-out-ig-live-confused-gif-26812193

[lost kindle]

effy your worse than diamond cards

[slim junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337314228335542315/1355781721920110602/GIF_image.gif

[lost kindle]

what i do

[slim junco]

i love ethel cain

[coarse surge]

when the chile is tea, the finna is gag, sis im dead as a chile

[lost kindle]

chile?

like the country

[coarse surge]

or sumn like that

https://tenor.com/view/ethel-cain-hayden-anhedonia-jojo-siwa-jojo-siwa-karma-preachers-daughter-gif-15889927665693525958

[split bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300258767132299281/1359851811770601573/Carrot.gif

[slim junco]

balatro reference in ethel cain song?

[rancid tundra]

can we just change chicot to be 10x mult

nothing else

[lost kindle]

yes

agreed

make luchador infinite

[rancid tundra]

eternal luchardor

[slim junco]

*lunchable

i refuse to call it anything else now

[finite shadow]

Campfire is so insanely goated

I love to see people hate on it. Easy to tell who’s bad at game

[rancid tundra]

thats the one that gains X mult when selling right?

[coarse surge]

she knew...

[slim junco]

its annoying to use without tarot or planet vouchers

[finite shadow]

Yeah

[finite shadow]

Not rlly

[rancid tundra]

okay i am smart

[slim junco]

it is pretty good just worse then the obelisk

[rancid tundra]

campfire + perkeo

[slim junco]

yeh but it resets after boss blind

[finite shadow]

It can be worse than obelisk it can be better

[rancid tundra]

yea

[slim junco]

i just always get it as my last joke spot so i get back luck with it

[finite shadow]

It’s a roguelite card game there is no worse or better

When comparing non broken cards that is

[slim junco]

bro what

[lost kindle]

no

[faint hound]

You don’t want to sell jokers with campfire 9/10 times

[finite shadow]

Like mail in rebate is objectively better than faceless

[faint hound]

There’s like 4 different methods to make cards almost entire free too for scaling it

[marsh raptor]

10/10 of the time you want to sell consumables rather than jokers

[rancid tundra]

chat, whats your favourite suit

[marsh raptor]

spade

[finite shadow]

Spade

[faint hound]

Hearts

[rancid tundra]

i like clubs

[slim junco]

yes

[finite shadow]

Because the slay the princess skin is so fire

[slim junco]

well yeah thats why I dont like it

[slim junco]

hearts

[slim junco]

diamonds

[rancid tundra]

clubs because slay the spire

[slim junco]

diamonds is the worse suit istg

[faint hound]

Because it doesn’t want to be worked off of jokers most times?

[rancid tundra]

yeah..

[marsh raptor]

hearts*

[rancid tundra]

bloodstone

[marsh raptor]

^^

[slim junco]

imma hit u over the head with a bloodstone

[slim junco]

no i just never get it at good times its not the cards fault I dont like it lmao

[marsh raptor]

yeah thats why is the worst

[finite shadow]

I got a perishable campfire on ante 7. Beat the boss then just skipped directly to the final boss and deleted the nerd. I was on anaglyph and didn’t even use any double tags lol

[rancid tundra]

you just suck at the game

[faint hound]

I just don’t think you know how to properly use it

[slim junco]

bloodstone goated

[slim junco]

but 1 dollar every diamond card though

[rancid tundra]

bloodstone is peak

[marsh raptor]

bloodstone sucks lmao

[faint hound]

Bloodstone does suck

But

It’s fun

[slim junco]

ok?

[lost kindle]

bloodstone peak]

[marsh raptor]

bro calls me bad for saying a bad joker is bad

[slim junco]

yeh but once u get ur interest set, u don’t really need it, id rather have mail in rebute

[rancid tundra]

you're just ass

[faint hound]

You’d rather have mail over

Almost any econ joker

[slim junco]

its peak with oops all 6's though

[faint hound]

That’s not a high bar lmao

[boreal niche]

rebate pog rebate

rebate pog rebate

rebate pog rebate

[faint hound]

Relying on 1 specific joker makes it bad

[slim junco]

bru… im js saying

[boreal niche]

rebate pog rebate

[marsh raptor]

hey what if we had AJ take 2 slots

[slim junco]

i know bro i dont even like it myself

to dedicate ur deck to getting 5 dollars a round is wild

[faint hound]

It’s like photochad. Photograph is mid as hell by itself but since Chad is super good

[slim junco]

and taking up a joker

[boreal niche]

we should just agree onscored xmult is kinda mid

[slim junco]

sarcasm💔

[rancid tundra]

new update
chicot now takes 2 joker slots and only has a 50% chance of disabling boss blind

[slim junco]

yes

yes

ye

[faint hound]

Still 3rd best legendary

[slim junco]

ye

she

syshdhf

[slim junco]

still the best soul joker

[unkempt pelican]

bloodstone is peak.
Everytime I play balatro it calls to me. It finds me in a pack or the shop.

[slim junco]

I HATE CHICKT

[boreal niche]

i have been -2'd and will now walk away slowly

[coarse surge]

implement immediatly

[slim junco]

CHICOT

kill and torture chicot

[boreal niche]

Still better odds than wheel

[slim junco]

throw in some ball torture too

fuck chicot

[rancid tundra]

(it secretly never works)

wait

better idea

[faint hound]

Balatro players using nothing but confirmation bias strikes again

[boreal niche]

"Aw, jeez, Jimbo! How can we find the nanlets in the crowd! They blend in too much!"
"Hah, don't worry, Perkeo! I know just the thing to get them to crawl out!"

[rancid tundra]

it has a 0/5 chance of working
(increases by one for every legendary you have, excluding chicot)

[slim junco]

u gave me a brain aneurysm

[boreal niche]

this one time i copied space joker with blueprint and brainstorm

i hit the 1/64 odds and upgraded pair 3 times

i busted

[slim junco]

chicot
0/5 chance to disable boss blind
jokers decrease chance by 1

[rancid tundra]

imagine a -4/5 chance

[slim junco]

yes

[coarse surge]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-alex-consani-let-me-in-gif-10295896459413371277

[slim junco]

i want to see chicot suffer

[rancid tundra]

better chicot:
boss blinds kill you immediately

[rose oak]

[red hamlet]

just give him to me

[rancid tundra]

get that money up fool

[slim junco]

chicot
playing a card on boss blind increases min score by 500000%
legendary cards decrease % by 0.1

[bright scroll]

i just had 2 wheel of fortunes hit 2 times in a row i might be the luckiest man alive

[echo violet]

5????? nagee mean sure

[rancid tundra]

just make chicot take up 3 joker slots and increase ante scaling by 10x the amount

[rose oak]

i just spam reroll too much

[rancid tundra]

fair

[slim junco]

nah fr, add a new enhancement just for chicot… positive^5 (takes up 5 joker slots)

[rancid tundra]

call the enhancement "fat fuck"

[slim junco]

if it’s just for chicot call it “fat ugly no good loser dumb stupid ugly very ugly fucking fuck you fucky ducky fuck”

[hardy epoch]

I'm new to this game should I take blueprint?

[rancid tundra]

lmao 😭

[rancid tundra]

sell all your jokers

[slim junco]

i mean yeh but idk where ur build is going tbh

[hardy epoch]

I don't know either

I said I'm new

Some advise?

[hardy epoch]

Are you being fr?

[rancid tundra]

yeah

[coarse surge]

what hand are you playing? or scaling rather

[hardy epoch]

Wdym

[coarse surge]

like what hand are you playing most often? what are your hand levels at

[boreal niche]

go to #🕹・game-discussion if you want people to actually help you btw

[slim junco]

i was lwk just slandering rough gem, now look at me

[hardy epoch]

Oh ok sry

[boreal niche]

#🎙・server-chat isn't really for talking about crunch

[coarse surge]

u could probably sell midas and replace it with blueprint

[rancid tundra]

selling all your jokers increases your chances of hitting wheels of fortune

[slim junco]

find a play style and deck u like playing. flushes are a good starting point for beginners

[coarse surge]

no i lied not midas

rough gem LMAO

[hardy epoch]

I didn't know that

[hardy epoch]

Ok ty

[lost kindle]

ik a good joker

each played card removes 1 word from effy's vocab

its completely rando

[lilac sable]

Chat I think my tier list needs some revisions idk I think I put too many jokers in above average

[rancid tundra]

invis is 100% S+

that mf got me to 6 blueprints

[lilac sable]

Yeah idk what I was thinking 😭

[rancid tundra]

the rest seems good tho

[oblique isle]

Hit the road is easily the best

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-thinks-he-is-on-the-team-gif-734468567113922582

[rancid tundra]

mainly matters what deck tho

[lilac sable]

"My brain was like drr he might copy a bad joker tho" how TF did I forgor that you could just sell the bad ones 😭

[rancid tundra]

id say showman is S

no lower than A

[lilac sable]

Multiple blueprint tho

[red hamlet]

i'm assuming it's an endless tierlist then

[lilac sable]

It's a tier list

Idk

[coarse surge]

obelisk in F

[rancid tundra]

Yeah but i remember having 4 showmen at one point

[coarse surge]

minions, seize him!

[lilac sable]

I just did it based off how powerful I think they are

No specific goals or anything

[slim junco]

bru what i do

[rancid tundra]

swap invis and showman

[red hamlet]

i know a cool joker

Bedtime - All minors are tucked into bed

[lilac sable]

Sounds about right

[red hamlet]

sleep-nap time, yes yes

[lost kindle]

whart

no

[rancid tundra]

id put sixth sense in C from D

[slim junco]

don’t be dissing square joker like that

[lost kindle]

need to watch your lie in april tnoihgt]

no sleep

[rancid tundra]

it can help with deck fixing a bit and you can get spectrals on all decks with it

[lilac sable]

Hell my actual favorite build isn't even steel kings it's actually ace bulid

[slim junco]

tnoihgt]

[rancid tundra]

for perkeo

[lost kindle]

sorry no enlgihs

me antratcian

[slim junco]

enlgihs

[slim junco]

antratcian

[lost kindle]

penguin

me

[lilac sable]

Idk why but I really thought I'd get shredded into pieces for my tier list

[oblique isle]

It’s cause it’s not in game discussion

[coarse surge]

yeah if u put that in game discussion LMAO

[swift trellis]

game discussion is going bonkers so im moving here

[lost kindle]

dawg.

my school just cancelled the trip i was supposed to go.

it wouldve been like

1/3rd of the yr group's final trip.

n they cancel it.

[slim junco]

nice 👍

[lilac sable]

Bruh I fumbled that same start on green deck yesterday 😭

[slim junco]

green deck?

yeh okay js don’t talk to me

ew

green deck user

[lilac sable]

Bruh that was like my 5th run on green deck I've barely played it

You realize you have to beat the game with every deck multiple times for completion right?

[slim junco]

5 RUNS?

yeh, ur too far gone

[lilac sable]

I already beat ghost deck and checkered

And I was like oh I heard green deck is good

Then I admittedly bought seed money 😭

[rancid tundra]

bro...

[lilac sable]

Pfff

[rancid tundra]

i JUST got it last round too...

[lilac sable]

I do admit show man can be kinda bad sometimes

[opaque shard]

Showman usually tends to just spawn another showman

[rancid tundra]

that was the first duplicate from the showman too

[lilac sable]

Omg

JUST KEEP REROLLING YOU'LL GET THE BLUE PRINT EVENTUALLY

[sullen minnow]

this message has a attached reply to see it's effects

[lilac sable]

Wha

[sullen minnow]

Wha

[rancid tundra]

what?????

natural negative chad????

AND i have photo

[lilac sable]

I TOLD YOU JUST KEEP GAMBLING

[rancid tundra]

i didnt even reroll for it

it just showed up

[slim junco]

this message has attached reply to see it's effects

[lilac sable]

WAIT YOU HAVE SHOMAN YOU CAN GET MULTIPLE HANGING CHADS

[rancid tundra]

OMG

[lilac sable]

THE ULTIMATE PHOTO CHAD RUNNNNNN

AND YOU HAVE SOCKNBUSKIN

AND SCARY FACE????

[rancid tundra]

this run is actually huge

[lilac sable]

You are about to have an AMAZING photo chad run

The only thing that could make that set up better is tribule

[lost kindle]

can someone drag me out of school

[rancid tundra]

second photo

[lost kindle]

don wanna be here no mo

[lilac sable]

LES GOOOOO

[calm cypress]

haha get learned idiot

(I say this with love)

[steady oyster]

Get showman
Buy another showman
2x same joker on my build appearing 💥

💥

[lilac sable]

Bruh your a bit late the showman just did something useful

[sullen minnow]

banana go BRRRRRRRRRR

[rancid tundra]

POLYCROME FROM AURA 1ST TRY????

[lilac sable]

WHATTTT

[rancid tundra]

JUST FROM ONE SPECTRAL PACK

[lilac sable]

AND ITS A RED SEAL LUCKY?!??!?;?!

[rancid tundra]

YEAH???

[lilac sable]

Your run is about to EXPLODE

[rancid tundra]

dude WHAT is this run

[sullen minnow]

Now that is what you'd call "aurafarming"

[calm cypress]

someone get this man a lucky cat

[rancid tundra]

watch th3 plant show up

I FUCKING JINXED IT

BRO

[fair island]

rate my ante 8 setup

[fair island]

OOF

[rancid tundra]

okay

i need

[elder radish]

You need more blueprint

[rancid tundra]

chips scoring

[steady oyster]

Guess the deck (its plasma)

[fair island]

yes

WEE POWER

[fair island]

hold on 1 second

i gotchu

[lilac sable]

Don't remind me I lost this to the plant last night 😭😭😭😭😭

[rancid tundra]

dude...

[lilac sable]

NOOOOOO!

[fair island]

trolling

[steady oyster]

I was playing for like 5 idk 4 hours on the same seed and i figured out you get baron and perkeo both from tarot packs

[rancid tundra]

i just need...

[steady oyster]

How cool is that

[rancid tundra]

to get past the plant...

[fair island]

use hacks (/j)

[lilac sable]

Bruh the naninf starter pack

[royal zenith]

Love it when i only need to get a two pair to beat the needle and i can’t get that with two discards :))))

[steady oyster]

I got to like max e272 WITH SERPANT i had 39 cryptids too

[rancid tundra]

i hate this fucking game

i want to cry

[lilac sable]

NOOOOO!

[steady oyster]

Its jist impossible to get observatory

[lilac sable]

THE GIGAPHOTO CHAD RUNNNNNN

NOOOO

[rancid tundra]

im doing this again

[lament hollow]

you should get more brainstorms

[rancid tundra]

i have the seed

i WILL beat that fucking plant

[lilac sable]

I hate the plant so much 😭😭😭😭

[rancid tundra]

SAME

[lament hollow]

i barely have a problem with the plant

I never do king builds

[lilac sable]

REMEMBER I LOST THIS TO IT

[lament hollow]

well barely

[steady oyster]

Its debuff face cards

Not kings

[sly frigate]

screenshot has left the chat

[steady oyster]

And it ALWAYS appear when i get a photochad run no matter what

[lilac sable]

Wha

Yeah I can't screenshot because it's on a switch dude?

[sly frigate]

ohhh

a switch

couldnt tell

[lilac sable]

I'm too pore for a PC 😭😭😭😭

[subtle bobcat]

Well well well

[lost kindle]

turtle boi anti switch

whats wrong w the switch 💔

[lilac sable]

Fr

[lost kindle]

steamunlocked

roblox version

wait wron comment

[lost kindle]

steamunlocked or roblox version

[lilac sable]

I MENT I don't have a PC period

PCs are too expensive

[lost kindle]

ohh

laptop?

[lament hollow]

I ammmm aware!!!

[lilac sable]

Like I have 400 dollars 😭

[lost kindle]

dawg get a job 💔

[lament hollow]

You could probably buy a laptop that runs balatro with 400

[lilac sable]

Well I did have ..... A laptop but it was so old it could barely load the Internet

[subtle bobcat]

Rip

[calm cypress]

how do you load the internet

[rancid tundra]

okay im back to here...

[calm cypress]

asking for a friend

[lament hollow]

load up your internet browser..?

[lilac sable]

DONT GET MURDERED BY THAT STUPID PLANT 😭😭😭

[lament hollow]

on low end computers like chromebook’s it takes a while

[calm cypress]

but that's a browser

[rancid tundra]

i can TRY

[lament hollow]

a browser is used to access the internet

;-;

[lilac sable]

This computer was from the 90s it had HORRIBLE lag

[rancid tundra]

THIS IS NEW

[lilac sable]

My grandfather has a modern lap top but that thing broke

[lilac sable]

OOOH SOCK AND BUSKIN

[rancid tundra]

i think showman has done his job...

[lilac sable]

Pov showman:

[rancid tundra]

o7 showman

your service has been of great help

[fair island]

i went with blueprint

this is all vanilla btw

lol

[lilac sable]

tf

I you know I'm just not gonna question it

[rancid tundra]

that is NOT vanilla

[fair island]

it is im not kidding

[rancid tundra]

prove it

[fair island]

no mods at all

[lilac sable]

But those aren't negative?

[rancid tundra]

thats what im sayin

[fair island]

you'll never know my ways

[lilac sable]

You can't have 100 jokers unless there negative

[rancid tundra]

cheating

[fair island]

no

[lilac sable]

Just admit your using cryptid bro

[lament hollow]

dude

[fair island]

no mods

[fair island]

blueprint > brainstorm imo

[lost kindle]

yes

[fair island]

everyoen said blueprint was the way

[lament hollow]

brainstorm has

[fair island]

negative aura

[lament hollow]

a circle

on its

eye

NO!

[lilac sable]

Blueprint is better then brain storm

[fair island]

yes

[lost kindle]

brainstorm is limited to the leftmost

while bp could be anywhere

[crystal oar]

how

[fair island]

magic

[crystal oar]

no actually

be so fr

[lilac sable]

I still remember throwing my run when I discarded that royalflush

[crystal oar]

I just reset first hand until I got it lol

[fair island]

i think it couldnt handle my 70 blueprints

[lilac sable]

But then I got so happy when I found out that it unlocks brain storm

[fair island]

(ignore me talking to my mom lol)

[fair island]

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/k5R53fARQLKfbD6A5?invite=cr-MSxSOHksMjUwNzIwNTQy peak of the run

took 5 mins to score

wee > baron + mime

it is the way

[noble barn]

What was wee at by the end

[lilac sable]

The only way this run could be possible is if you had some secret blue printer

[rancid tundra]

yeah im not getting past this plant...

[lilac sable]

NOOOOOOOOO

[fair island]

like 80000

8000*

one too many 0s sorry

[rancid tundra]

i hate this game so much...

[fair island]

💀

i feel you

had a run where had 2 hanging chads 3 photos

anto 10 planted me

ante*

[rancid tundra]

double sock, double photo and negative chad....

can we ban the plant

[lilac sable]

PLEASE

[fair island]

(Joker name here):
All plant bosses are debuffed

[zenith sequoia]

BUENAS, BUENAAAAAS

[fair island]

add this lol ^^^

[fair island]

buenas dias

como estas

[zenith sequoia]

Bien 🤑🤙

[rancid tundra]

CHICOT

I NEED YOU CHICOT

[lilac sable]

YOU NEEEEEEED CHICOT

[fair island]

mismo

[zenith sequoia]

Chcot?

Chicote?

Auto traductor

[red hamlet]

10 consumable slots,

[fair island]

Chicot es un comodín que elimina todas las habilidades de los jefes.

[zenith sequoia]

Que!?

[fair island]

magic

you'll never know my ways

[zenith sequoia]

Ohhhhhh ma gad

[lilac sable]

BROS HACKING

[red hamlet]

Ok cheator

[zenith sequoia]

[fair island]

im not cheating

i edited the games code

[zenith sequoia]

Webo

[red hamlet]

that's cheating

[zenith sequoia]

Que

Como?

[red hamlet]

And modified

[rancid tundra]

THATS CHEATING

[red hamlet]

So modded

[fair island]

technically if the code was alreayd there its legit

[rancid tundra]

no?

[zenith sequoia]

Modeado hasta el culo diría yo

[red hamlet]

It's not legit though, is it

[lilac sable]

[red hamlet]

Since the game is modified

Now silence, grass block

[zenith sequoia]

Seguro?

[fair island]

No

[rancid tundra]

oh so if i set every ante score to 1 and beat ante 487 it isnt cheating

[noble barn]

Forgot to say, but that isn’t true, even on plasma. You got to naneinf from retriggering glass so many times. By that point, I don’t think wee was really helping that much

Were you playing on debug mode or something?

[fair island]

yes but without mods

[red hamlet]

They just admitted to modifying game code

[zenith sequoia]

Aaaaa

[fair island]

at least i worked for it

[zenith sequoia]

Con rason

Ok

[fair island]

instead of downloading the mod that adds the menu

[red hamlet]

Schmove over, real Chicot enjoyers are talking

[noble barn]

Yeah, I saw that after posting oops

[fair island]

how do you get that thing to pop up

[lilac sable]

AYYYYO

[fair island]

QoL mod?

[zenith sequoia]

Osea me estas diciendo que modificaste el juego con sus líneas de código normales para hacér eso?

[red hamlet]

Stats

Goober

[zenith sequoia]

Er diablo

[rancid tundra]

i need me texture packs

[fair island]

yes

[zenith sequoia]

Ostia

[fair island]

bro i had no clue balatro had a stats page 💀

[fair island]

blueprint ante 1 is FIRE

ankh would cook

infinite blueprint lol

[calm cypress]

lolol

[zenith sequoia]

XD

Raro 🤨

Pasa seed 🤑🤙

[red cradle]

4 ankhs, XD

[fair island]

¿Puedes hablar inglés o apenas lo entiendes?

[zenith sequoia]

Osea si

Pero estoy más cómodo español

Sabes?

[fair island]

Ah, vale, tengo que irme. ¡Cuídate!

[lilac sable]

Why can't I get this lucky In balatro 😭

[zenith sequoia]

Que cojones

[fair island]

because you dont have debug menu'

[zenith sequoia]

Juego a ese juego y eso NO es normal

[zenith sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[strange orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-hello-chat-noko-shikanoko-noko-shikanoko-hello-chat-anime-hello-chat-gif-11886453522884296085

[lofty hull]

No solo los únicos de habla Español

[zenith sequoia]

Siiiii 😄

😄

[calm cypress]

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

[lilac sable]

I've never google translated this much in one day

[zenith sequoia]

XD

[strange orbit]

I'm just guessing what they say ngl

[zenith sequoia]

No español?

[strange orbit]

No

[zenith sequoia]

Ok

[strange orbit]

German tho

[zenith sequoia]

Alemán... Aha

Comprendo

[zenith sequoia]

Say something in german

Pls

[strange orbit]

Moin wie gehts dir

[zenith sequoia]

XD

La tuya por si acaso

[strange orbit]

Lmao

[lilac sable]

Sí? I think that's yes in Spanish right?

[zenith sequoia]

Yes

[slim junco]

inscryption mentioned

[lilac sable]

Whew

[strange orbit]

I love inscryption

[lilac sable]

INSCRYPION

[zenith sequoia]

Yay 😄

[zenith sequoia]

YES

[strange orbit]

Stim wiz my beloved

[zenith sequoia]

XD

[slim junco]

its my favourite game in the last 5 years for a reason

[lilac sable]

STIMULATION

[zenith sequoia]

XD

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/inscryption-stoat-hearts-card-gif-24722381

[strange orbit]

Mine has been undertale/deltarune for the longest

[strange orbit]

STOATTT

[slim junco]

deltarune may be for me when it finishes

[lilac sable]

SAMEEEE

[zenith sequoia]

STOOOOOAAAATTTT

[rancid tundra]

hehe i like that guy

[strange orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/inscryption-scream-if-you-love-scream-gif-1235399306926355171

[rancid tundra]

god i need to finish inscryption

[zenith sequoia]

Confirmo

Juegazo

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/inscryption-trapper-vibe-check-leshy-gif-24468058

[lilac sable]

I'm surprised no one here has relized that my pfp is a jevil recolor 😭

[strange orbit]

Egg emoji no way

Egg

[zenith sequoia]

Yo si we

[rancid tundra]

nooo im not a good pelt :(

[slim junco]

i did notice it i just didnt mention it its cute

[zenith sequoia]

Egg

[slim junco]

you a gold pelt wolf or rabbit?

[zenith sequoia]

Egg

[strange orbit]

I thought it was an OC the recouler confused me

Very cute

[lilac sable]

Well it sorta is

[haughty cradle]

i hate this game

[lilac sable]

Kinda

[zenith sequoia]

XD

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-running-outside-window-squidward-neighbors-gif-10676078864014259683

[strange orbit]

I mean technically it is an OC if you made the art

[lilac sable]

I didn't 😦 but I did commission it

[strange orbit]

Then it's still an OC

[slim junco]

commission me I can make a mean stick figure

[lilac sable]

I actually have a lot of art of him I call him havoc jevil

[zenith sequoia]

XD

[lilac sable]

And I did make a sculpture of him

[zenith sequoia]

Team Jevil?

[zenith sequoia]

Wut

[lilac sable]

JEVILLLLL

[slim junco]

his fight was difficult

[zenith sequoia]

A sculture?

Seriusly

[lilac sable]

Sculpture

[strange orbit]

Wait that's actually awesome holdon

[slim junco]

is it edible

[lilac sable]

Yeah I sculpt

[lilac sable]

Probably?

[strange orbit]

If you try hard enough yeah

[lilac sable]

escultura

[slim junco]

thats impressive though you should be proud of it

[lilac sable]

Thanks

The reason I commission art is because I can't draw for shit 😭 all my talent is in sculpture

[slim junco]

im sure people who can draw think the same about sculpting

both are impressive

[slim junco]

all i needed to hear

[lilac sable]

I've considered doing it but I don't want to risk it lol

But do know they clay looks extremely edible

[strange orbit]

Make a smaller version out of cookie dough

[lilac sable]

I made a skull out of cookie dough one time

[strange orbit]

I've made sone cookies and had a bit of dough leftover so I just made like lil shapes

Stars n all

[lilac sable]

This is my most recent sculpture

[strange orbit]

I cant put my finger on it but it reminds me of something

Sally maby

[candid lake]

Where is the FAQ thread? (Im probably blind but who cares)

[lost snow]

not sure where to post this but ive completely deleted and reinstalled the game and I still get this crash

[lilac sable]

I like this sculpture alot as well

[candid lake]

have you used something like windows defender to try and repair files?

[lost snow]

no

[tawny ether]

violet vessel is about to make me fucking violent

I had to draw a single extra heart to win too

[echo violet]

ong violet vessel is so ass

[candid lake]

No way! Do I hear another trashy flush build?

Thats how i clear everything too!

[tawny ether]

it was a madness build thank you very much

• iwas on checkered deck so what was i fonna do

[sour bane]

is there any way for me to get balatro on my pc if ive already paid for it on my phone?

[waxen python]

Sup guys

I'm going insane today.

Just a little bit.

[abstract parcel]

I feel ya.

Maybe I should play Balatro and gun for Rocket+To The Moon. I'm earning too much money with that build.

[gentle mauve]

hey guys which table should I choose to achieve the cut my cards to 20 achievement

I tried with many ones but Its always stop to 25/26 then Im dead

[thin thistle]

any mods online rn?

[acoustic hare]

why are there no 2 combinations (flush 4 identical and flush 2 pairs) although they can be collected using the Joker 4 fingers

[thin thistle]

damn

@plain wave bot account

I have not spoken a word in this server for a REALLY long time and out of nowhere a person with a girl as their pfp sends me a friend request???

kinda sussy

damn

@quick bough

[digital oxide]

roffle ahh run

[verbal sparrow]

I just did a 4 stencil run on black deck..

[fresh spruce]

weechad > photochad

[rose oak]

i think i have to start grinding the Best Hand

[bleak hawk]

dr spectre beat gold stake with weechad only zero mult

absolutely insane run

[bleak hawk]

i think you have to take a break from balatro my friend jesus christ

/hj

[rose oak]

probably

[inner prism]

balatro gameboy port when

[silver current]

it does run on some handhelds

[calm cypress]

update:

[wraith wharf]

Weecore so good

Yesterday I had my first wee run on plasma

This was the result

Here on ante 8

[calm cypress]

BIG BOI WEE

[wraith wharf]

Pov: you are on ante 13 with a full deck of red seal Steel kings with Mime, bp and bt but baron just wont show up:

[wraith wharf]

I love wee

Wee runs are just so satisfying

[swift trellis]

oh so the game is perfectly fine with giving me my fucking hearts BEFORE the needle BUT NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY'RE FUCKING NONEXISTANT??? ON A RUN WHERE I HAD TWO BLOODSTONES???????

[swift trellis]

No

[sacred dock]

i saw +1524 chips 💀

[wraith wharf]

Ye

[swift trellis]

No

[wraith wharf]

Wee hater I see

[swift trellis]

yeah as if you couldnt tell from my extremely subtle username and profile picture

[wraith wharf]

Then Bull better?

[swift trellis]

yeah

its just wee i hate

[wraith wharf]

K so wee almost fully agree

[swift trellis]

No.

[wraith wharf]

Ye

[swift trellis]

No

[wraith wharf]

Bull is my fav joker so, partially

Yes, wee agree

[swift trellis]

okay we (WE. NOT WEE) partially agree

[wraith wharf]

Ye, wee partially agree

[opaque shard]

Bull > Bootstraps imo

[wraith wharf]

Absolutely

[swift trellis]

correct

bootstraps SUCKS if you arent already on a money build and even when you are its just not good

[wraith wharf]

2 mult each 5 dollars is just not worth

[opaque shard]

It only takes like 50 bucks to make bull worth

150 if you wanna be safe

[bitter spear]

W name

[swift trellis]

having 100 dollars would only give you like 50 mult, which is a lot but if you're at a point in the game where you have well over 100 dollars in a run, +mult is the LAST thing you need

[ripe dock]

Damn you windows

[bitter spear]

Wee joker should be common

[ripe dock]

After 2HRS of brain skrewing ive finally managed to set up my god damnd balatro

[swift trellis]

finally SOMEONE gets it

[bitter spear]

Never ever got chips with wee joker

[ripe dock]

(Sry to interupt a convo)

[wraith wharf]

Ready to play peak

[wraith wharf]

That is just a problem with every joker

The deckfixing

[upper bramble]

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL

[bitter spear]

Except every joker has this problem way less cus wee joker sucks

[wraith wharf]

If you dont know how deckfixing works, you wont really be able to get any chips

[swift trellis]

thats 365 TWOS

[bitter spear]

Might as well make jimbo legendary

[swift trellis]

HOW MANY TWOS DO YOU FUCKIN NEED???

[wraith wharf]

So baron sucks too

[wraith wharf]

Not that many

[bitter spear]

Baron works without deckfixing

[swift trellis]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[ripe dock]

Its so beautiful

[wraith wharf]

Thanks

[bitter spear]

You still get like 2.25X on average

[fresh spruce]

I LOVE POLYCHROME

[wraith wharf]

[silver current]

its a lot of fun too, i love the game in this format

[fresh spruce]

I don't even have hone

[swift trellis]

to make it even remotely worth picking up you NEED a ton of kings

i love baron but he needs a lot of deckfixing to make him good

[wraith wharf]

Baron no deckfixing = hard to use, almost no xmult

[swift trellis]

exactly

[wraith wharf]

Its like shoot the moon without it

There is no way youre using that

It is the same with wee

You can kinda slip under the deck fixing with some retriggers, but it really becomes good once youve become a two

[fresh spruce]

white stake best stake

[wraith wharf]

I love white stake too

You can constantly get good runs like that

And this is what i wanna see

Big number go up

[sleek pivot]

im tryin to get past orange stake and ih

i hate t

[upper bramble]

could jimbo kill goku?

[sleek pivot]

where's ogku

[upper bramble]

7 feet underground

[sleek pivot]

😨

[royal zenith]

Fun synergies :P

[fresh spruce]

HOW DID I FUMBLE THIS BADLY

[ripe dock]

I do even no

[wraith wharf]

NOOO

[fresh spruce]

I got an immolate, used it and then had 2 cards to win with a 4oak build

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-krabs-cheapskate-loving-money-spongebob-gif-7314338030642233009

20 dollars

vs my run

[hoary kernel]

"i wont do a flush build today"

[rose oak]

the name makes sense

[ripe dock]

Dna wee or photograph chad?

Why balatro why

[calm cypress]

BRO

win + shift + s

[sleek pivot]

yeah let me take a screenshot on my xbox

[calm cypress]

works for me idk

[ripe dock]

Awh sweet been pondering how to do that

[hoary kernel]

do i take it

nvm i am definently taking it now

[ripe dock]

Auhhhmh paint brush?

Ohh myyy gooodddd

[hoary kernel]

where is hanged man

[errant notch]

Hey is it possible to get a soul card with the charm tag?

[bleak hawk]

yes

dont use that as an excuse to spam charm tags tho they're not a great skip

usually

[hoary kernel]

:(

[ripe dock]

How screenshoot

[languid quest]

I can't sleep but I wanna

I get a vr tommorow

And the minecraft movie

[errant notch]

Ik thx

[abstract parcel]

How good/bad is Vampire?

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If you get the Gold mask Joker before it really early, its great to win the Run