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[lusty rune]

I'm getting 600k hands in ante 6

[stiff hull]

Impressive

[lusty rune]

and it's about to be more

[restive dawn]

trib is pretty much useless in on a knife's edge

[pallid hawk]

is this a baltro reference

[dusky oasis]

The plant will arrive

[viscid sierra]

it somehow got even worse 😭

[dusky oasis]

Balatro player finds out what a picture is

[velvet tinsel]

Why th would it be:/

[lusty rune]

I wish I got this on a gold stake run or smth

come on man

[pallid hawk]

wdym?

look at it

i think its a balatro reference

[glad oriole]

probs would’ve been rentals and perishables

[velvet tinsel]

What is even similar?

[slim junco]

Anyone knows what ante 21 orange stake score requirements?

[calm cypress]

how did we get here

[echo violet]

how does this even work?

how did u get to this point

[viscid sierra]

get a lot of lucky cards (mainly kings) and hope for the best

[echo violet]

sry i meant

[viscid sierra]

i had all of that at ante 2 or 3 i think

just a lot of ankhs

[echo violet]

ah damn

[viscid sierra]

i had 4 acrobats at ante 4

if i don't take the all 6s at the first ante i think i can do more of those

[red hamlet]

doing flips on it

[viscid sierra]

i posted the seed of it in seed if you want a try

[lusty rune]

red stake deck

8 ball carried

antimatter on ante 9 lol

[echo violet]

alr

[wraith nexus]

Ough it might be peak

[dusky oasis]

Christmas falls on 25/25/25 this year

[lusty rune]

what

[dusky oasis]

Christmas falls on 25/25/25 this year

[lusty rune]

u mean 12/25/25?

[dusky oasis]

I know what I said

[red hamlet]

No, 25/25/25

[dusky oasis]

And Halloween is on Friday the 13th

[keen flint]

Still no yorick

[red hamlet]

Put bloodstone after lusty

[keen flint]

It matters?

[red hamlet]

Very small difference
But still

Jokers trigger left to right
That counts for jokers that trigger on cards too

So if you got mult card trigger and xmult card trigger (lusty + blood or smiley + photo) you want the mult one first

It's very small cause its just lusty

[lusty rune]

that's green stake

still winstreaking

I'm too addicted to photochad

[sick summit]

Average amount of acros in a silent card spam deck

[slim junco]

I'm decreasing the photochad habit but sometimes I unconsciously pick hanging Chad and play it with glass card. I'll never be a free man.

[keen flint]

Is there anyway to see the usage stats of ALL cards

And not just like

The top 10

Because I feel like I have used the soul like 20 times by now, and I have still not seen yorick

[cunning patio]

y'all rocking with the run???

[pallid hawk]

photograph

[glossy anchor]

just beat blue stake and wheel triggered three times

[vivid root]

showman moment

[vague prawn]

Finally beat black deck gold

Oops + lucky cat carried me

Once it gets rolling that xMult is no joke

[plush jolt]

How long have you been playing the game, if I may ask?

[keen flint]

Since like

January

[lusty rune]

my build kinda sucks

ante 4

[rose frost]

This is wild

[opaque shard]

No it's jolly

[subtle bobcat]

I'm finally free from school

Time to gamble

[opaque shard]

Hi finally free from school

[subtle bobcat]

I hate you

Jk

Your banana

Gros Michael moment

[short cairn]

Guys would you say it's possible to win every single seed in balatro

Or is it possible that rng could potentially fuck someone over so bad that there's literally no viable way of winning

I mean on like gold stake

[opaque shard]

I'm a cavend-

extinct

[clever ibex]

BALATRO IN EPISODE 3 BLACK MIRROR waaaaaaat

[slim junco]

fuck the plant all my homies hate the plant

[opaque shard]

Caterpillars:

[glossy anchor]

parioedilia doesn't hate the plant

[dusky oasis]

The plant hates parioedilia

[night sparrow]

Hiiii c:
Am new to the game. Bout it round 9 this morning, haven't stopped playing ahdjwjkf

[pallid hawk]

liar

balatraitor

[night sparrow]

OK IN MY DEFENSE ITS ALL IVE PLAYED TODAY 😭

[royal zenith]

Red card meta fr

[slim junco]

pariodelulu is an opp

[devout thunder]

Actually real, parei bottom 5 jokers

[finite sorrel]

I just unlocked the Bloodstone Joker but it’s not appearing in my collection….any idea why?

[loud plume]

Does anyone know why this voucher is still locked ??? Tf else am I supposed to do

[glossy anchor]

bottom 1

[glossy anchor]

you haven't found it in an unseeded run ig, unlock means you can find it you still need to discover it

[devout thunder]

Idol is worse in Ante 8 GS which is the only real game mode

[magic swan]

https://youtu.be/5vslb0f13oI?si=9CYoGNjXUUWHbOAK

he's true you know

[finite sorrel]

gotcha. Thanks

[devout thunder]

Madness is very good

[magic swan]

peak joker honestly

[glossy anchor]

Idol the one with x1.5 for each card of a suit, I just used it to win blue stake right now

its like triboulet at home

[glossy anchor]

madness ate my wife and kids, it thought they were jokers

[devout thunder]

No that's ancient joker

[glossy anchor]

ohh, whats idol

[devout thunder]

Idol is the "Specific Rank and Suit gives 2x mult"

Photograph but it hits 1/52 normally

Instead of 12/52

[glossy anchor]

ohh yeah that one is wayy up there, at least peroidila has canio and photo sync

[devout thunder]

Paredoilia has a use in regular play at the least

Not a good use, but more than nothing

[glossy anchor]

but like the bottom is the 8 ball, paredoilia and that idol

then all those "+x chips if hand contains a ..."

then misprint beyond ante 2

[terse ferry]

🃏

[robust notch]

pregunta alguien habla español

[sly frigate]

i got cavendish for the first time

almost beat ante 10 for the first time with it

cavendish my beloved <3

[glossy anchor]

I rarely ever see gros michel these days

there's like a gros michel pandemic or smth

[sly frigate]

i love gros michel :)

[glossy anchor]

maybe the banana's all spoilt

[sly frigate]

i hope not

[opal fog]

true if u have a lotta luck you can fill madness with cheap cards and keep one with like 20 mult

[glossy anchor]

I saw a run on reddit with eternal madness and eternal stencil

[opal fog]

i have two bananas in my hand would you like to see me eat them

[glossy anchor]

on ante 1 small blind shop

[opal fog]

damn

i need the seed

[glossy anchor]

if you eat them maybe you'll get a cavendish tommorrow

[devout thunder]

8ball is nowhere near as bad as idol

[sly frigate]

10 of spades erratic deck seed when idol,..,.,.

10 of spades erratic deck seed when the 0x :(

[glossy anchor]

the distance between each is plenty

[devout thunder]

8ball can pop off, and it feeds into itself (as you can use death, hanged man, and strength to get more 8s)

[glossy anchor]

just get mail rebate

[devout thunder]

It also synergizes with hanging chad nicely

Rebate is silly

[deft egret]

Does anyone have any tips on getting naninf?

[glossy anchor]

why so?

[devout thunder]

Cause it's so fucking broken

Actually insane econ

[glossy anchor]

yeah its basically trading card but much better

like wayyy better

[devout thunder]

Eh, the two are incomparable

[slim junco]

anyone smart enough to help out with a puzzle

[devout thunder]

Trading card isn't really an econ joker

It's a deck thinner

And is insane for that

[glossy anchor]

guess so, useful on the 5 legendary seed to fuel early canio

[slim junco]

The arrow boxes push stuff around in the direction they are pointed at, one step at a time (ignore the gridded box, it's supposed to give everything a glitchy look)

How can I use the boxes to take the ball to the door here?

[elfin tapir]

well it KINDA is?

but just barely

[devout thunder]

It's kinda an econ joker, the econ is nice for sure

[glossy anchor]

me when perkeo + hang man

[devout thunder]

Legendary joker moment

[slim junco]

that's not deck thinning, that's deck starvation

me when perkeo+immolate

[raw locust]

Murphy good streamer

[grizzled birch]

hey yall, where do i go to find the paperback mod?

[meager plank]

I prefer starry over sprite

[teal birch]

Hmm I wonder which joker I should take

[blissful moon]

i dont want no conversation

[fervent narwhal]

how much money do you have

[candid snow]

i just did a self-imposed challenge run where i had to look at the screen in the mirror.
guess how many times I got death wrong, pressed the wrong button of Play Hand/Discard, and accidentally put Xmult before +mult
it's ||0 times|| for the first one, ||0 times|| for the second, and ||0 times|| for the third

[royal zenith]

It’s both but yes it’s a great deck thinner

[chrome rampart]

every joker is an econ joker when you really think about it

[past brook]

none 🔥

[autumn fable]

"does he bite?"
"no, but he smiles menacingly and appreciates in value every couple of days"

[mystic veldt]

https://whitmanwire.com/humor-page/2025/04/10/the-newest-trend-in-gaming-competitive-balatro-solitaire/

I feel like this article is AI

it's devoid of many actual details, it hardly explains the rules (and sort of gets them wrong), and it refers to the game as "competitive balatro-solitaire" exclusively, not ever explaining that Balatro itself is an actual game

[autumn fable]

this article is AI
why did you post it then bruh

literally just giving them free ad money

[indigo thunder]

I thought that getting gold sticker was a drag and that I would never do it

but actually

it's pretty fun

I'm winning with the stupidest comboes of cards

that vampire came really late but I'm glad he did

especially after pareidolia transformed pretty much everything into gold

[lusty rune]

purple stake finisher build

now I can move onto orange stake runs on abandoned deck

oh and hand too

[hushed stag]

Man, I came up with an incomplete joker idea when I was sleeping the other night. Called Gradient and it would change the color of the card by 20%. It would benefit five card hands. If all cards have each version of the gradient, some sort of benefit would happen which can only happen that hand since all cards would change again.

[whole kite]

Guys i found a glitch in balatro

[lusty rune]

Thanks for clarifying it was in balatro

what is it?

[whole kite]

If you play a hand, and then go back to menu you can try again without losing your run or hands? This is good for The wheel with specific cards of your build

You basically returns a bit in time

I use it a lot, a very good glitch in my opinion

[hoary kiln]

I require spinning Jimbo gif

[limpid vortex]

Save scumming discovered

[whole kite]

Yes

I discovered it like 3 months ago

[rose sorrel]

is this winnable lmaooo

[true kettle]

im new to balatro what is everyone’s advice

[slender fossil]

i just lost in a crazy specific fashion

i had a perishible cavendish i was blind skipping to stay alive

and on ante 8 there was a reroll tag that rerolled the finisher blind to quite literally the only boss that would terrorize my build

truly amazing stuff

i calculated the odds of this happening to around 1.33% on ante 8

truly magnificent way to lose

[daring dagger]

Level 3 flush btw

[royal prairie]

focus on unlocking jokers, you'll need them and its a good way to learn how to play

[slender fossil]

probably not

scratch that

definitely not

[true kettle]

thank you

[royal prairie]

also ask questions here when you have them

[slender fossil]

and then after that watch doc spectred tbh 💔

[royal prairie]

yes do that as well, that dude is the proffosr of all

[finite shadow]

Wtf????? No way. Can this get you banned?

[nimble scarab]

i think today may be The Run

[shrewd imp]

zoom out

-1 dollars

[nimble scarab]

it wasnt

[teal birch]

This was a joke it’s obvious which joker I should take it’s Barron shoot the moon sucks

[upper bramble]

can we talk about the plant?

[slim junco]

Bro cant afford the cheapest thing on shop....

[stiff hull]

Whats your favorite episode of the imaginary balatro anime?

[untold bolt]

ep 7 they were roomates

[stiff hull]

Mine is the one where the bull takes a rocket to the moon

[nova garden]

The plant is alright

[stiff hull]

Plant kills face builds and is a non issue for every other build

[nova garden]

The all cards debuffed till you sell a joker is not bad either

If you have mult and chips coming from base and jokers those bosses do nothing

[sand raft]

I might be playing too much Balatro. I just saw Jimbo standing in my kitchen

I need to get some sleep

[stiff hull]

Did he have a body or was it just the jimbo head?

[upper bramble]

the plant will never kill my wild card build 😈

[stiff hull]

What kind of maniac plays wild card builds?

[upper bramble]

that random negative joker that does nothing but you have it because why not

[sand raft]

He had a body but it was just black. Only his face had texture

[nova garden]

To counter act this, the builds that do triggers and gain mult from triggers / x mult
Don't care about the boss that turns your jimbos face down

And even then you can play a hand first to help you sort them out

[upper bramble]

me

[stiff hull]

Me hunting for stickers

[nova garden]

Or a judgement card
or a well timed invisible joker /cola sell
Those feel so good to hit on this boss

[stiff hull]

If you’re keeping diet cola till ante 8 youre doing something wrong

Same with invisible

[nova garden]

I've done it a few times

[nova garden]

I mean if you find it in the shop and don't need the slot then why not

[upper bramble]

with what? title card

[nova garden]

Doing gold stakes the objective is to beat the final boss, not endless

[upper bramble]

modded wild card decks are pretty viable 🥺

[nova garden]

Funny cause my black deck gold stake win was two of that joker with the cut out and one blueprint
Nothing else on jokers

Nothing better even appeared in the shop 😔

[boreal niche]

Oh right

[sick summit]

Which boss

[slender fossil]

crimson heart

[shell flare]

Stonks

[quiet shell]

How?

[lofty hull]

Hello.... Guys....
Can someone give me a quick guide to the Joker Obelisk?
Is he a good Joker?

[opal meteor]

uhhh no

[sly frigate]

obelisk sucks imo

[limpid minnow]

i just found an amazing seed with perkeo shop 1

find it best works with hex deck

NQT2G6L3

idk how to post in seeds channel

[sick silo]

could this work

[magic valve]

does anyone wanna talk with me while i play balatro

[random cedar]

Hi chat

[raven dust]

Hello chat

[random cedar]

Yo

[raven dust]

I hope everyone's having a good morning

or evening

idk

it's morning for me

[random cedar]

Its 9pm for me now

[raven dust]

I hope you're having a good evening then lol

[magic valve]

anyone wanna chat

[raven dust]

what's up

[magic valve]

dm call me

[daring dagger]

Obelisk can be good but is very situational

I like Obelisk but not many do

[raven dust]

It can be strong at late antes if you already stacked a particular hand

[ashen flume]

hiiii

new here :>

[daring dagger]

Looking for Photo will vastly improve it

[daring dagger]

Exactly

[ashen flume]

holy shit lmao i can't believe i just won my first balatro run

[fresh spruce]

egh, low stakes it's fine but anything higher needs you to to get like straight level 15

[fresh spruce]

obelisk is good but you gotta quickly swap into an entirely different build

(or already have a hand agnostic build)

[strong rose]

photophotochad

[fair depot]

this might be the silliest run i've ever had

[daring dagger]

I got it on shop 1 and just spammed high card with gros michel and half joker

Then switched to Five of a Kind once I needed x mult

[fresh spruce]

if you got an even amount of 2 hands you can just alternate like high card and pair

[fair depot]

I was doing a full straight build before but I kept turning every face card in my deck into luckies so I just switched to two-pair and "x" of a kind hands

[fresh spruce]

actually what happens when the most played is even

[obsidian wadi]

hello

[raven dust]

It doesn't go up anymore but you still get the xmult you built up

[strong rose]

pretty nice

[fresh spruce]

yippee

[raven dust]

I still don't know much about the game since I have like 2 weeks worth of gameplay lol

beat my first gold stake recently tho

[strong rose]

photophotochadchad

photophotochadchadchad

[opal fog]

i have 2 bananas in my hand would you like to see me eat them

[strong rose]

...

[opal fog]

what if photophotochadchadchad

or photophotophotochad

[glad oriole]

thats photophotophotochadchad

[strong rose]

goodbye photophotophotochadchad

[strong rose]

yeah just realized

[magic valve]

hey does anyone wanna call while i play

[dusky oasis]

No

[magic valve]

:C

[dusky oasis]

😄

I hate discord automatically putting emojis when I do a face

[magic valve]

i just need help with beating green and black stake

[opal fog]

finally brainstorm in new save

[magic valve]

dang what a hand lol

discard it for the joker lol

[meager nymph]

you have to use the voucher and then it'll be unlocked

[magic valve]

idk

call me

can anyone help me with beating green and black stake plz

[opal fog]

yeah exactly

[boreal niche]

Hello!
i know this is an hour late but i want to say that obelisk is one of the best jokers

[opal fog]

incoming

[meager nymph]

:I

...

[boreal niche]

while a bit clunky to build around, especially if you're new, obelisk is genuinely great

[strong rose]

photochadchad

[boreal niche]

one of the fastest scaling xmults in the game

[opal fog]

which one is the fastes

[meager nymph]

photo 9nin chad

[opal fog]

fastest*

[boreal niche]

yorick

[opal fog]

oh well

[meager nymph]

holograph?

Constellation

[boreal niche]

?

constellation scales by 1.1x

hologram by 1.25x

yorick scales by 1x

[meager nymph]

for 25 discards

[boreal niche]

additionally they scale via planets and adding cards to deck

[boreal niche]

that was ages ago

yorick gains x1 every 23 cards discarded

[meager nymph]

why 23????

[boreal niche]

after the rework

it's a hamlet thing

yorick the jester was dead for 23 years

[boreal niche]

but back to my point

people are quick to dismiss obelisk but it's genuinely great

[marble hearth]

rate the setup (my hand size is literally two rn)

[boreal niche]

xmult is xmult and obelisk scales it really fast

pair builds is where it really shines because you can play lots of pairs and then pivot upon having played around 20

and they don't have to just pivot to high card

obelisk lets you play Literally Any Other Hand

and that's almost encouraged seeing as pivoting to high card immediately will just mean obelisk doesn't scale enough before high card reaches 20

[restive knoll]

🃏

[boreal niche]

even if you get it early it's fine because it gives your run direction

[restive knoll]

This emoji exist

[restive knoll]

What joker card is this closest to?

[boreal niche]

i think the telltale sign that someone is inexperienced is if they think obelisk is bad

it's far from bad

[marble hearth]

is there a way to win this

[boreal niche]

you should have pivoted to xmult a while ago

[marble hearth]

but it's plasma

[boreal niche]

so?

chips are only good for so many antes

[restive knoll]

Ni

No

[boreal niche]

given that they can't scale like xmult does it'll only help you until around ante 5

at that point you want xmult and lots of it

[marble hearth]

i just spec into odd todd every run

[boreal niche]

and that's good, bur only early

[marble hearth]

get chad and make the whole deck odd

get bonus or foil cards

o7

[boreal niche]

only +chips exist

mult has xmult

plasma is surprisingly a fair bit more difficult than people realize, especially as stakes get higher

[cerulean wigeon]

I got a negative joke or after round one, and it only makes sense that they give me the worst Joker in the game

[boreal niche]

i don't see idol anywhere

[cerulean wigeon]

At least idle actually does something from time to time

Superposition is easily the worst Joker in the game

Fight me

[fresh spruce]

8

[quick prairie]

Nice

[boreal niche]

it's a tarot generator

while less consistent than cartomancer and especially vagabond if you build towards it it still gives you tarots

it's not a great joker but it's more than enough to help you throughout a run, which is more than what idol has to offer

idol requires an absurd amount of deckfixing to be remotely consistent

i disagree that idol 'does something from time to time'

by that logic so does superposition, and it fulfills its role as a tarot generator better relative to idol's role as on scored xmult

[cerulean wigeon]

🤓

sorry I had to

but uh

superposition worse

Name a scenario where you've had a straight that has an ace in it

And as a reward for all that you get a tarot card

Also a taken up Joker slot

[boreal niche]

bad faith discussion means i will not entertain you further

thank you for the insult when i was only trying to help

[cerulean wigeon]

that was mean sorry

but I do see what you're coming from

[slim junco]

Shape your deck to straights....!!!

[fresh spruce]

royal flush build 😳

[fresh spruce]

me when the build is face cards but cool because it's straights

[boreal niche]

Your argument hinges on the fact that tarots are bad

they aren't

[cerulean wigeon]

correct

[boreal niche]

additionally, a-k and a-5 straights are possible

[cerulean wigeon]

but the condition to receive it

[boreal niche]

Yes they are inconsistent

and generators like cartomancer and vagabond do its job better

but superposition is a common

and additionally is more consistent than idol

which is why idol is a worse joker

[lofty hull]

How I hate the Psychic.... 🃏

[boreal niche]

psychic on baron mime is ass yes

lost many runs to it 😭

[cerulean wigeon]

While idle is more inconsistent it seems that the reward is greater

[boreal niche]

insanely high risk for the same reward as triboulet

[cerulean wigeon]

Tribuletbis also a legendary

[boreal niche]

and of course it has greater reward, it is xmult as opposed to superposition's tarot generation

you cannot compare the effects of 2 fundamentally different jokers

what you can compare is those jokers to others like it

[lofty hull]

The bad luck of not having Chicot 🥲

[cerulean wigeon]

And why did you compare idle and superposition

[boreal niche]

superposition is less consistent than vagabond and cartomancer but it is a common and can somewhat give you build direction in straights

[stiff hull]

Jokerless challenge is terrible.
I’ve only just made it to the end of ante 4

[boreal niche]

idol compared to trib or bloodstone requires an absurd amount of deckfixing

[boreal niche]

if you read my argument before

[cerulean wigeon]

But when you finally achieve the goal it does pay off, however in terms of superposition it isn't that great in late game, and it's barely useful early game

[boreal niche]

"Superposition fulfills its role as a tarot generator better relative to idol's role as on scored xmult"

[boreal niche]

superposition does not exist as a late game joker in the same way that you wouldn't use jolly joker as a lategame joker

[cerulean wigeon]

You're saying that but you're the one who said that idol was a worse Joker compared to superposition

[boreal niche]

superposition is a tarot generator

[lost kindle]

nuh uh

super position is a waste of joker sstapce

[boreal niche]

we're having a constructive discussion

[lost kindle]

cartomancer the real goat for tarot generating

[boreal niche]

please provide an argument

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

[cerulean wigeon]

While the idol does provide a harder challenge to proc, it is a higher payoff in general. The superposition proc goal is decently difficult as well, obviously not nearly as difficult, and yet the reward is still extremely mediocre

[boreal niche]

idol is worse because it fails to adequately fulfill its role as on scored xmult a majority of the time except very specific circumstances that require significantly more effort than other on scored xmult jokers

meanwhile superposition requires you to play an a-k straight

or a-5 straight

its reward is a tarot which cannot be ranked the same as idol's reward of xmult on a fundamental level

but we can rank how these jokers perform relative to other jokers like them

superposition while being inconsistent does still allow for straights; if you want consistency you can deckfix and it does not take nearly as much effort-to-reward as idol

[lost kindle]

what is thiis debate 💔

[cerulean wigeon]

She's trying to explain how superposition is a fundamentally better Joker than Idol

[lost kindle]

whart.

[boreal niche]

if you want a generator that needs a straight and is also worse than superposition then look at seance

[cerulean wigeon]

What if instead of comparing the Jokers to ones that are similar to each other how about we compare the two jokers that are the main focus of the discussion?

Reminder that you are the one that said the idol is worse than superposition

[boreal niche]

?

that is precisely my argument

[cerulean wigeon]

Then why are you saying we can't compare the two together

[boreal niche]

the two jokers are not directly comparable; in that sense we must compare their strengths to jokers like them and see how they perform relative to them

[cerulean wigeon]

This debate isn't about how they perform in their own separate Fields it's about how they perform in correlation to each other

[boreal niche]

and if they perform that role well enough relative to the other

Would you rather have bloodstone or idol

[slim junco]

So the hollow knight hispanic server has added a Balatro Sticker
Everyone is spamming it on general 2

[boreal niche]

bloodstone needs hearts and oops

[lost kindle]

keep the debate at a closed system please

[boreal niche]

idol needs you to deckfix until your entire deck is 1 card

[boreal niche]

do you even have anything to add to this discussion

[cerulean wigeon]

Idol also constantly changes

[lost kindle]

no im an invigilator

[boreal niche]

Both need retriggers but that's the nature of onscored xmult and as such is not considered

[boreal niche]

some ranks are better than others; and while building idol you inevitably want to gravitate to playing only 1 rank

which involves duping that rank and deleting cards that are not that card

superposition can do its role as a joker without prior setup - it wants setup to do it better but can function without it

[boreal niche]

idol cannot function without an already completed setup

[boreal niche]

it's between hearts and clubs imo

hearts have bloodstone and clubs have agate and seeing double

[lost kindle]

i think its very one sided

to hearts

and oonly hearts

[marble hearth]

the first one you get from sigil

[cerulean wigeon]

Is it weird to wanna kiss odd Todd or even Steven and you just can't decide

[slim junco]

VALID

[opaque shard]

Clubs are really good

[lost kindle]

😐

[marble hearth]

what

[opaque shard]

Seeing double and blackboard

[marble hearth]

what do you want

[lost kindle]

true, but hearts are just objectively better

oh ait yea fair arguement

[lost kindle]

😐

[finite shadow]

No way it’s my goat @marble hearth

[marble hearth]

bro stop saying my name

[boreal niche]

Blackboard i don't count for clubs bc it also procs for spades

[lost kindle]

its the goat 😐

[marble hearth]

😐

[finite shadow]

Real^!

Hi palu

[boreal niche]

I'd say the ranking is hearts >= clubs > spades >>> diamonds

[opaque shard]

Bloodstone is good but you gotta rely a little on oops all 6s

[boreal niche]

7 of diamonds is the first card to go

[opaque shard]

Hello

True

[boreal niche]

kiss both

[opaque shard]

I always commit mass murder on diamonds when deckfixing

Unless the first boss is the window

[lost kindle]

YES

[near yew]

me when i finally get a fun modded run and the game crashes for no reason

[lost kindle]

DO IT

[marble hearth]

spades becuase it has the slay the princess skin

[lost kindle]

DEMOLISH THEM

[boreal niche]

shes so pretty

[marble hearth]

i moreso just like the concept ofthe game

and i haven't even played it

[slim junco]

Very divided opinions

[marble hearth]

watched playthroughs because why play story games

[opaque shard]

Okay well in that case hearts cuz cult of the lamb and bugsnax

[boreal niche]

lines up with my ranking

[opaque shard]

Nobody want diamonds fr

[boreal niche]

hearts >= clubs > spades >>> diamonds

[lost kindle]

aint NOBODY like diamonds

even for that money joker

[marble hearth]

but stardew valley skin...

[lost kindle]

shouldve put it on hearts

[opaque shard]

Rough gem is decent at most

[lost kindle]

therre are better econ jokers

[boreal niche]

Rough gem gives 5 bucks a round assuming you play 1 flush that wins the round

[marble hearth]

not a big fan of the heart skins

[opaque shard]

Yea

[boreal niche]

I love the critical role one

[marble hearth]

the literal only skin i have any attachment to is among us because it's fucking among us

[boreal niche]

9 dollars by playing 2 flushes

[opaque shard]

Now diamonds with smeared

[boreal niche]

the -1 dollars is bc of the -1 hand

[opaque shard]

That being said smeared is disposable lol

[boreal niche]

new players be like smeared good obelisk bad

[lost kindle]

whats smeared

the imxed one?

mixed suits right?

[marble hearth]

live "all (suit) cards are debuffed" blind reaction:

[slim junco]

Yeah
Hearts and diamonds same suit and
Spades and clubs same suit

Checkered deck, the jonkrler

[lost kindle]

jobokler

[marble hearth]

live "all (suit) cards are debuffed" blind reaction:

[lost kindle]

johonkelt

[opaque shard]

I've had some cool smeared runs recently

Flower pot and ancient joker

Not in the same build

[lost kindle]

ive never had a run on smeared

[slim junco]

Make half your deck useless
Make half your deck useful

[lost kindle]

only time i see it is when i alr got good joker

there should be a persona 5 colab

[boreal niche]

if i wanted to play a flush joker i would just play aj

[lost kindle]

thunk can you please do that 🙏

[opaque shard]

It's not the best utility joker

That one goes to shortcut

But its good

[boreal niche]

shortcut my beloved

runner shortcut got me a yellow deck gold stake win

[opaque shard]

Runner my beloved

[slim junco]

Love four fingers allowing me to play only straight flushes

[marble hearth]

wait wouldn't smeared joker be basically useless on checkered

[boreal niche]

Duh

[opaque shard]

I really wanna see how a smeared four fingers shortcut build would look like

[slim junco]

Very correct

[boreal niche]

behold 3 util jokers and no scoring

it wouldn't be very good

[opaque shard]

Neptune

[boreal niche]

Fair point

[marble hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-suicide-brain-dead-stupid-dumb-gif-12320582

[boreal niche]

but 2 of the 3 are wholly redundant

if i wanted to strush, 4f and deckfix

[lost kindle]

neptune worst planet imo

[marble hearth]

anyway do you think it'd be cool to have like a minimum jokers run

[opaque shard]

I mean it would still be funny

[boreal niche]

Earth

[marble hearth]

booooy whatchu say about my full house

[slim junco]

I mean
Its only use would be allowing you to bring new cards to your deck without making yourself struggle to make use of that suit specifically

[opaque shard]

Full house is good sometimes

Neptune is the worst planet definitely

[boreal niche]

Scales barely better than 3oak while being a 5 card hand

[marble hearth]

imo worst hand is pair

[boreal niche]

full house is only good ante 1-2

[opaque shard]

Thats one of the best

[marble hearth]

how

[boreal niche]

this person does not play gold stake

[lost kindle]

bro

[opaque shard]

There's a bunch of jokers that benefit low hands

[lost kindle]

full house is goated in early stages

[marble hearth]

yeah

[lost kindle]

plu if you pllay a lot then changesuits

[boreal niche]

yes

pair is good

[marble hearth]

also just so happenes to be the scary number rn

[lost kindle]

obelsk moment

[lost kindle]

boo!

[boreal niche]

have you tried ride the bus yet

card sharp

blackboard

[lost kindle]

i did not ride the bus today, it was full

[marble hearth]

+1 mult every BLIND?

if you don't play face cards?

[boreal niche]

?

every hand played

lmao

[lost kindle]

ts kills in abandoned tho

[marble hearth]

oh wait im dumb

[boreal niche]

average balatrocord user

[marble hearth]

bro stfu

[boreal niche]

jesus fucking christ

[lost kindle]

hey dont use the lords name in vain

[boreal niche]

My apologies for the crashout /srs

won't happen again

[lost kindle]

especially profanity in between

[boreal niche]

i am not a christian

[lost kindle]

still

[slim junco]

Unmadness
Gain +3 mult every blind selected and create a random jorkler

[lost kindle]

dont use lords name in vain

[red hamlet]

Fuck jesus

[lost kindle]

i aint christian but

brah

rlly?

[marble hearth]

i got pointed out on another server because i didn't know of a smaller game that a development team of the discord server made so being called dumb pmo rn

[red hamlet]

Then why do you care

[opaque shard]

This is my chart

1. Flush
2. Three of a kind
3. Two pair
4. Pair
5. Straight
6. High card
7. Five of a kind
8. Four of a kind
9. Flush five
10. Full house
11. Flush house
12. Straight flush

[lost kindle]

funny

[boreal niche]

While i can see the disrepect through the perspective of a christian it is wholly superfluous to expect one who does not believe in jesus to conform to religious practices they do not practice

[red hamlet]

Where's the funny

[lost kindle]

i dont not beleive in jesus

[boreal niche]

i say believe when the word i wanted to say is worship

[lost kindle]

i believe he is a prophet rather than the son of god

[boreal niche]

I believe there was a real person named jesus of nazareth who was alive and crucified in 33 ad

evidence points towards that

i am not a christian however

[opaque shard]

Maybe full house should be higher than flush house actually

[lost kindle]

plus half of my family is christian so

[marble hearth]

my life isn't long or significant enouch to care about religon

[opaque shard]

I dont even make flush house builds

[boreal niche]

pair is number 1

[lost kindle]

flush house appears when it wants to

[boreal niche]

pair and high card, really

[lost kindle]

flush is overrated

5oak is underrated

[opaque shard]

Nah

[boreal niche]

argument?

[marble hearth]

i usually get jokers that are activated by cards so i usually don't use hands with low card counts, why is pair good

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

[opaque shard]

Flush is really consistent

[boreal niche]

it's the only hand you can force a build around

[lost kindle]

slow scaling tho

[boreal niche]

consistency is everything in gold stake

[opaque shard]

So is high card

[slim junco]

Are you ranking on how strong the suit is to base a run on?
How hard is it to shape it?
How consistent it can be to win runs?

Or.. what exactly are you ranking?

[boreal niche]

pair is good bc you can still proc seeing double and build towards obelisk

[lost kindle]

his favourtie to play

[opaque shard]

How consistent it can be to win runs

[lost kindle]

does obelisk increase per hand?

[boreal niche]

i would only play high card over pair if my scaling +mult isn't ride the bus and if i can't get obelisk or seeing double

[boreal niche]

then put pair at number 1

[lament hollow]

they should add a card

that has

3

[boreal niche]

these are pair builds that have beaten high stakes

[lament hollow]

things involved

[opaque shard]

I prefer two pair over pair

Better chips value

[boreal niche]

You're ranking on consistency

pair is more consistent

[opaque shard]

But pair is really good dont get me wrong

[boreal niche]

average tier list maker try to follow their own rules challenge

[slim junco]

Spare trousers quick scalling

[boreal niche]

everything is situational yes

with pants 2 pair> pair

But we're talking about consistrncy

pair is more consistent

[slim junco]

Who doesnt love spare trousers

Naked people

[boreal niche]

?

[opaque shard]

Sometimes I want a bigger hand to play tho

[boreal niche]

that is not my argument

[torn zealot]

EEEYIKES! THESE DAME DA CARDS ARE BAKA MI-RUINING MY RUNS

i sunao ni play carefully...

[boreal niche]

absolute cinema

[lost kindle]

whart

[boreal niche]

absolute cinema

[lost kindle]

yakuza x balatro whhen??

[boreal niche]

This one time i was watching the minecraft movie

[lost kindle]

wait thats basically a balatro movie

[opaque shard]

I think I can put pair at 2

[lost kindle]

when balatro movie???

[boreal niche]

kid next to me just going 'absolute cinema' after every quote jack black says

[opaque shard]

When three of a kind at 4

[boreal niche]

it was actually hilarious

[opaque shard]

Then*

[lost kindle]

i cant even watch it

[boreal niche]

Pair is objectively more consistent than flush

[slim junco]

True

[opaque shard]

Is it more consistent to win runs with tho

[boreal niche]

Yes

[lament hollow]

please

[boreal niche]

i've beaten black deck gold stake with pairs

[lament hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/doomnack-cats-cat-hungry-sandwich-gif-7705413917496015343

[opaque shard]

So have I

Wait nvm

[boreal niche]

then you should know pairs are more consistent

[opaque shard]

Black deck

[red hamlet]

This first

[lost kindle]

i gotta "stduy"

[boreal niche]

as stakes get higher it becomes harder to get a good build going

[lost kindle]

haha full "house"

[boreal niche]

I too am in this video game

this vexes me

[red hamlet]

Hexes*

[lost kindle]

its lupus

[opaque shard]

Again, I prefer slightly bigger hands

[boreal niche]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[lost kindle]

shaquille o neil

[opaque shard]

True

[boreal niche]

Preference is not consistency

[red hamlet]

I got big hands-claws, yes

[boreal niche]

you literally said you're ranking the fuckin hands based on consistency dude

I apologize for crashing out

[red hamlet]

It's OK ogerpon

[opaque shard]

No I apologize too

I get it

[red hamlet]

You can eat them

[boreal niche]

no i'm allergic

lol jk baited

gottem

[lost kindle]

why is this guy apologizing every crash out 😭

top 10 ragebait

[opaque shard]

While flush and two pair are harder to assemble I feel like they give you better chances at winning, at least in my experience

[boreal niche]

i don't like getting mad at people who don't know better

[opaque shard]

It depends on the build ofc

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[boreal niche]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[boreal niche]

also i'm not a guy

[lost kindle]

oh yea mb

[boreal niche]

all good

[opaque shard]

Two pair is not that hard to make compared to pair, unless you can't use discards, and it gives slightly more chips

[lost kindle]

i refer to all gender as guy most of the time

dk why

prollyl habit

[red hamlet]

https://fixvx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1911218778958123425?t=dklX6RT2HKIOdjXGzII2hg&s=19

No Context Shitposting (@[e-mail])

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[lost kindle]

you can ifnd chips in a supermarket

or a casno

[boreal niche]

you can get enough chips from planets

if all you care about is beating ante 8

[red hamlet]

Wish they didn't break fixed twitter links on mobile

[orchid dune]

I never play two pair over pair unless pants

Or maaaaaybe square

[lost kindle]

i had a stroke reading that

[opaque shard]

I tend to play two pair more

[boreal niche]

If you wanna scale square play pair with 2 unscored cards

[orchid dune]

That’s what I’m saying

[boreal niche]

the use case for two pair is pants

pants is so absurdly good

that it makes two pair viable

[boreal niche]

needs more xmult

[opaque shard]

I use two pair mainly for its chips value

[orchid dune]

Pants so good it makes a halfway eaten ramen work

[boreal niche]

and that's fine but you really don't need too much chips

[lost kindle]

whats the lowesst limit to ramen

[boreal niche]

1x

[orchid dune]

The difference in chips on two pair and pair is really not much

[boreal niche]

If you discard one more ramen is eaten and destroyed

[lost kindle]

should be 0x

thatd be funny

eat the plate

[opaque shard]

I'll try playing pairs more often then

I mean I kinda do

[boreal niche]

it's very consistent

nets you a lot of gold stake clears

pair is the only hand you can effectively force a build around

[orchid dune]

Just don’t expect pairs to work early game, you still need the chips from big hands until you get an engine going

[boreal niche]

'play with the jokers the game gives you' be damned

[opaque shard]

Now I wonder what's the best hand for every deck

[boreal niche]

^^

i feel like you know the best hand for checkered

[opaque shard]

True

[boreal niche]

everyone say it together

[orchid dune]

High card

[boreal niche]

✨ flush ✨

yayyyyyyyy

[red hamlet]

Flush you down the toilet

[obsidian wadi]

No

[orchid dune]

I haven’t played flushes in so long

Other than tonight

[opaque shard]

Flushes are good

[orchid dune]

Got a blue stake red deck win with them

[opaque shard]

I'd say flush is mostly a card score based hand

[orchid dune]

Round two castle was screaming to me “play flushes”

[lost kindle]

my laptop is carshing out cos i have yt open

[opaque shard]

In comparison to the others that are more focused on jokers

And card scoring can get you more chances to gain score

[orchid dune]

Flush needs jokers more than several hands I’d say

[opaque shard]

From other sources

[orchid dune]

The planet is weak

And they don’t support easy common scalers

Like green

And burnt

[lost kindle]

my laptop is ragebait istg

[orchid dune]

Throw it out the window

[lost kindle]

ts shows me 2fps

ona yt video

[lost kindle]

i would if i wouldnt get my ass beaten

[opaque shard]

For high card you want held in hand score Id say

[boreal niche]

this is why pair good

[loud stag]

D:

[lost kindle]

these 2 are still rguing

[opaque shard]

Nah were chill now

Right Kami

[red hamlet]

It's 2 different people now lmfao

[lost kindle]

i hate kagemine rin 🤬

[red hamlet]

Bro does not pay attention

[opaque shard]

Right Kami

[lost kindle]

ok so its one sided

[boreal niche]

i have no enemies

[lost kindle]

ok so there are no sides

[opaque shard]

Real

[loud stag]

:3 i like playing flushes

[opaque shard]

Everyone wins in war

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-mii-scream-scream-if-mii-swordfighter-gif-10725011437429882279

i love mii swordfighter

[opaque shard]

Me too

[boreal niche]

25.31.115.244.178

[loud stag]

based

[lost kindle]

"no enemies" huh

[red hamlet]

I like kill lizard-thing

[loud stag]

OH NO MY IP ADESS

[boreal niche]

i have no enemies

[orchid dune]

[lost kindle]

bro hes peak 🙏

[loud stag]

mastre hackre..

[opaque shard]

What's the uhhh

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1360319023832891562/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016748740855476246/1359561397041762314/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[opaque shard]

What's the enhancement list

From better to worse

[red hamlet]

Worst - wild

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dentedhead-speech-bubble-hldmbrnet-gif-25216740

[red hamlet]

Best - lucky and glass

[opaque shard]

True!

[lost kindle]

bro this gif sucks

[boreal niche]

Steel is as good as glass

lucky >= glass/steel

it's build dependent

[opaque shard]

1. Glass
2. Lucky
3. Gold
4. Steel
5. Mult
6. Bonus
7. Stone
8. Wild

[red hamlet]

Try saying that when I hit you with a steel sword vs a glass one

[opaque shard]

Stone isn't bad arguably

Just situational

[boreal niche]

glass sword in skyrim deals more damage

[opaque shard]

Gold is really good cuz most of the time it's essentially free

[lost kindle]

wild card w ancient???

[boreal niche]

thankfully localthunk is buffing wilds next patch

source: localthunk

[opaque shard]

Did he confirm

[lost kindle]

i use stone to indicate "oh im gonna kill you later"

[boreal niche]

Yes

he was in #🕹・game-discussion the other day

[opaque shard]

Yippee

Nice

[boreal niche]

other notes: the omelette is his favorite challenge and he never checks #1155557846805643434

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-gif-14000810

https://tenor.com/view/doomrocket-total-war-warhammer-clan-skryre-skaven-warhammer-total-war-gif-15796055

[opaque shard]

At first I thought stone cards counted as any card

[lost kindle]

yamato peak

or the sword sepphiroth uses

can reember the name

[opaque shard]

Before getting the game and just watched gameplay

[lost kindle]

cant

[next lava]

I can talk

Hi @hardy spire

[red hamlet]

Does not have nukes
Weaksauce

[rare kite]

Balatro totally rules! I like it when I get five cards all the same color and I get lots of points 😄

[lost kindle]

can thunk make ancient better by changing it from 1.5x to 2x

[red hamlet]

No lmfao

[boreal niche]

this just in: x32 mult per hand played and completely invalidates trib

[red hamlet]

Use idol

[lost kindle]

yes overthrow trib

he segregated the kind

to kings and queens and nothing else

[red hamlet]

Kill trib, kill royalty

[lost kindle]

tyranny

[red hamlet]

You can't say that bro

It's 2025

[hardy spire]

Imma touch you

[lost kindle]

trumpany

[next lava]

please

[lost kindle]

ok see im not the freakiest here

@red hamlet

[red hamlet]

Bro, I'm freaky as hell

I just keep it to me-myself

[opaque shard]

I/me/myself

[keen hazel]

Need somebody to fact check this setup

[lost kindle]

why u telling this to a minor

[red hamlet]

Why the oops

[lost kindle]

a 16 yr old

[red hamlet]

What does the oops do

[keen hazel]

All cards are lucky face cards

[lost kindle]

moral support

[red hamlet]

Use glass instead?

[keen hazel]

Trading card destroys 1 card which I think adds to Canio

Then DNA makes 2 with blueprint or brainstorm

[red hamlet]

Copy them with dna and they break, scaling canio

[keen hazel]

Oops is just there for +mult odds

[hardy spire]

Just want to mention to everyone here that melon is a furry

[keen hazel]

It’d bring down joker setup for sure

[opaque shard]

Enough touching jokes for now

[next lava]

stfu

u too

[lost kindle]

bro stop w the freakiness

[red hamlet]

Go make out in DMs

[shell flare]

Stonks

[hardy spire]

Excuse me how?

[next lava]

I wonder

[hardy spire]

They are business investments

[lost kindle]

can yall explore each others bodies elsewhere

[orchid dune]

Using two oops to guarantee luckies is certainly a setup

[keen hazel]

Just for +mult because the jokers have none

[opaque shard]

I've had that kind of run once

[lost kindle]

glas would be better

[hardy spire]

Glad we can agree on that

[keen hazel]

Two oops is pretty much a confirmed chance to get the mult

[red hamlet]

Just buy planets

[next lava]

That is why you look up furry tutorials for blender

as an investment

[orchid dune]

I feel like there’s much better ways to spend two joker slots

[lost kindle]

what is this convo

[orchid dune]

That would give you more than 100 mult per hand

[hardy spire]

Excuse me that’s to figure out geometry nodes

[lost kindle]

HHAHA HEARTS ARE THE BEST

[red hamlet]

just ignore them

[lost kindle]

0 ON DIAMONDS

[hardy spire]

Geometry nodes are extremely hard to figure out and ofc furrys had the best tutorials

[lost kindle]

SCREW ALL DIAMOND MAINS

[opaque shard]

Tbh they're not saying anything too explicit rn

[hardy spire]

Amen brother

[keen hazel]

Well obviously

[loud stag]

but..kagamine rin and len card :(

[keen hazel]

Me and my friend are workshopping this

[lost kindle]

SCREW DIAMONDS

ELIMINATE THEM

[hardy spire]

Are intrigued perchance to tell the classroom what you have on your phone?

[lost kindle]

2025 segregation of diamonds

[next lava]

not at all

[opaque shard]

Gregregation

[orchid dune]

If you’re already banking on two negatives why not just count on two more bp/bs

[frank sinew]

obviously calculators for their NASA space job

[lost kindle]

canio is just there for no reasons

[hardy spire]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

[keen hazel]

Trading card

[lost kindle]

why do u need a final x mult

[keen hazel]

This is ideal scenario all your cards are already face cards

[orchid dune]

Final xmult not doing much here

[keen hazel]

We trying to make Canio usable

[lost kindle]

throw those 2 for more bps

[orchid dune]

Canio is plenty useful

[lost kindle]

use it on abandoned 💯

[red hamlet]

It's already usable...

[orchid dune]

Just not in a baron mime setup

[keen hazel]

Steers don’t understand the descent into madness

Streets

[orchid dune]

Did u just call us cows

[keen hazel]

Abandoned deck my love ❤️

Thank you aces

[frank sinew]

i always get madness when i have a joker setup im actually attached to

[keen hazel]

Get madness when all your jokers are eternal

[lost kindle]

im the cow from the new mario kart

[keen hazel]

Edging madness

[frank sinew]

i think it’s funny you don’t even need madness to trigger its scaling mult

accurate schizo simulator

me and the voices chilling on a monday night

wonder if that was intended or a coding oopsie

I meant other jokers lol