🎙・server-chat

[gleaming cliff]

Ubisoft made that shop.

[red hamlet]

no
the game is made in lua and prone to bugs lmfao

[faint spire]

wheres the charm, the EA ads?

[lost kindle]

lua coded games are my fav

[faint spire]

Lua my beloved

[lost kindle]

their glitches are the funniest of all

[stiff hull]

Can’t wait for someone to make a mod that lets you get eternals that do nothing.
Get ready for eternal luchador

[lost kindle]

eternal ramen

we need a mod for that

[stiff hull]

Eternal diet cola

[lilac umbra]

With the time that wouldn't just multiply by 0.5 your score making it the worse thing ever ?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh that's a very good idea

[lost kindle]

exactly

suffer

[stiff hull]

New challenge just dropped

[lost kindle]

bro my country just lost 6-0 to north korea...

how...

we're acc terrible...

[stiff hull]

Eternal of popcorn, ice cream, turtle bean, and ramen

[lost kindle]

eternal food

name sould be anti-starvation

only food jokers pop up

[agile pawn]

cryptid

[lost kindle]

does it have eternal ramen?

dont think so

[agile pawn]

in higher stakes it's possible

[lilac umbra]

The humble burglar :

Always helping people

[loud stag]

cue the most skipping ever:

[lilac umbra]

But with the other foods, there's a very big problem

[lilac umbra]

Wait, Cavendish

[lost kindle]

thunk should add a joker that does NOTHING

[lilac umbra]

Blank Joker

Doesn't do nothing

Cost 100$

[agile pawn]

throwback

[lost kindle]

bro wym

throwback fire'

once i get it early

just skip

[slim junco]

Fire server

[lost kindle]

no this is a balatro server

[agile pawn]

x1 mult seems pretty useless

[slim junco]

Not the Balatro server?

[lost kindle]

not if you get it early

[lost kindle]

true

if u get it early

you can essentially do like

[lilac umbra]

X1 mult Yorick also seems pretty useless

[lost kindle]

x16

[lost kindle]

x1 canio on abandoned

[lilac umbra]

Ok, that's actually completely useless

If you don't buy any kind of standard pack

[lost kindle]

3 dollars for +1x mulf

mult

[lilac umbra]

And also, that will cost more

[lost kindle]

trib on abandoned

yorick w burglar 💔

[red hamlet]

Do you legit only play white stake

[dusky oasis]

Chicot💔

[lost kindle]

mostly

cos im not bothered to think of math

[red hamlet]

I noticed

[lost kindle]

when gaming

[red hamlet]

Throwback is not good on higher stakes cause skipping is just awful

[lilac umbra]

But double chicot

[lost kindle]

ive never had a run w throwback

i always just

ignore it

but i''l take it if it appears early

or madness

[lost kindle]

ts peak

also why does legendary jokers depreciate in value

gradually

[inner tiger]

❌

[red hamlet]

you're not about to tell me you skip often on gold stake

[dusky oasis]

She gros on my michel until I cavendish

[inner tiger]

Where's Balatro 2

[red hamlet]

ask thunk

[dusky oasis]

Casino

[inner tiger]

This just happened actually

[red hamlet]

also this isn't finished

get to it

[lost kindle]

vegas

[lilac umbra]

Balatro New Vegas

Now with the ability to punch the blind

[inner tiger]

Before I say anything about my boundless joy I get back seated 🤣🤣🤣🤣

yeah man throwback is the homie just skip correctly

[red hamlet]

Never

[dusky oasis]

Throwback should automatically skip every blind for you

[red hamlet]

Throwback should just uninstall the game and refund it for you

actually no

buy it again and stop you from playing

[dusky oasis]

Throwback to when you didn't have an addiction

[inner tiger]

Throwback should help itself to letting @red hamlet win gold stakes

[lost kindle]

throwback to when i never played roblox

[inner tiger]

Fucking diamonds

[lost kindle]

who

[red hamlet]

Busy killing green-things

[inner tiger]

You know, I tried. I really tried

Often lol

[lost kindle]

see?

[inner tiger]

Poor guy never saw the end of ante 8

[lost kindle]

diamond reallly is the worst suit to exist

[inner tiger]

It's not only about synergies. It's about aura

You what joker has a phenomenal aura?

[lost kindle]

poly steel king w red thingy

[dusky oasis]

Wee

[stiff hull]

The only challenge I haven’t finished is jokerless

[inner tiger]

Wee also the homie

[lost kindle]

oh joker

trib

[stiff hull]

Stuntman or hologram

[lament hollow]

based

[lost kindle]

trib be goated

[lost kindle]

segregtion of kings and queens to other cards

[lost kindle]

hes one switch

[inner tiger]

This was my final win

[dusky oasis]

Switch has a screenshot button

[lost kindle]

yea but it takes forever to send it

[inner tiger]

Ion care

[lost kindle]

plus grabbing ur phone n taking a ss is quicker

[dusky oasis]

Taking ass

[lost kindle]

me ❤️‍🩹

[paper oriole]

every time someone posts a non-screenshot photo of a screen there'll always be this one smart-ass thinking they look cool for sending this

[inner tiger]

Obv stuntman

[stiff hull]

Wee hollow cav goated

[red hamlet]

hollow?

[lost kindle]

hollow knight?

[stiff hull]

Oh I was just saying those 2 have phenomenal aura

[inner tiger]

Hologram?

[stiff hull]

But I I disagree, I take hologram

Hologram

Hologram is one of the 4 gold stickers I have

[inner tiger]

I'm crashing out

[stiff hull]

The others being constellation, throwback, and of course, iron agate.

[lost kindle]

hi crashing out

[random tendon]

Hologram is mid

[stiff hull]

7000 pigeons. Eat this man

[random tendon]

I'm a masochist

[dusky oasis]

Hologram + dna

[inner tiger]

Mid my ass

I got him like ante 6 lol

[dusky oasis]

Wee carry

[sour kindle]

[random tendon]

bro's flexing 4x mult on ante 9

[lost kindle]

bro take palette 💔

[inner tiger]

I'm defending

Everyone in here got a bad opinion. Go win stakes

I'm crashing out

[stiff hull]

I found a combo that can basically solo any ante on any stake, and it’s stuntman green joker blackboard. Seriously.

Of course the caveat is getting green joker early enough.

[lost kindle]

hi crashing out

[agile pawn]

and stuntman

and blackboard

[random tendon]

Okay my opinion, skip for rare joker tag in first ante

[paper oriole]

even fortune teller isn't that bad... and you get to deckfix at the same time. the best is when you get a small loop of emperor produing another emperor

[random tendon]

Usually gives you direction on what build you're gonna play imo

[agile pawn]

too risky on gold stake

[lost kindle]

emperor to fool to emperor

to fool to emperor

to fool to emperor

to fool to emperor

and again

and again

and again

[random tendon]

"top risky" meanwhile my ass somehow gets blueprint and brainstorms

[lost kindle]

i need a seed that does that

[timid geyser]

should i take the emperor or the emperor

[opal fog]

should i madness run

[lost kindle]

take the right one

[agile pawn]

the main concern is perishables and/or rentals

[opal fog]

id love to

[random tendon]

big oof

Yeah that's one of the downsides actually

[opal fog]

even though run has sm potential

[dusky oasis]

Who here loves balatro

[random tendon]

no

[lost kindle]

road bocks

[random tendon]

No.1 hater here

[opal fog]

i dont think anyone that hates balatro would be here

[lost kindle]

clelarly daidii hate its

[void gale]

Hey guys!

I'm new to the discord and I need some help 🙏.

I'm having my dream run of reaching ante 39 unseeded but my game is crashing when I play a hand on ante 38 🫠.

Is there a way to fix this?

[lost kindle]

better device

[oblique isle]

You basically did it
Crashing is just the game trying to stop you

[void gale]

Im using a Samsung Galaxy s24 ultra

[lost kindle]

ok nvm

[void gale]

I want to see ante 39 in my stats page lol

[slim heath]

Hmmm

[spark slate]

Midas and paradoiliea

Imma be rich!

[void raptor]

hey, sorry if this message will interrupt a conversation (but if someone wants to answer me it woul be a good thing) i've installed som mods to the game and i have the debug console activated, but when i try to use thedebug console to give em money the game crashes. Can someone help me with this?

[lost kindle]

#⚙・modding-general

[void raptor]

oh sorry i didn't notice that

[lost kindle]

its fine

did u apply for the role?

[void raptor]

idk

[lost kindle]

now get vampire

[lost kindle]

go to channel and roles

[void raptor]

ok

[spark slate]

I lost immediately next game bruh

[lost kindle]

scroll down to modding

then tick all the omds

[spark slate]

Lore accurate midas greed

[lost kindle]

reenacted midas

mext thing u wanna do

daggger to vampire

stake to dracula

[finite shadow]

Anyone know wtf mipmap level is

And anyone know why my kings held in hand wiggle like jokers instead of push in like held in hand abilities😞

[slim heath]

This was a fun seed

[lost kindle]

wiggle

haha

[finite shadow]

Yeah

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc3spinning-gif-25858416

[finite shadow]

Yea

[slim heath]

Do u have this guy

[finite shadow]

Is this joke or nah

[lusty rune]

Nah

[lost kindle]

ultrakill when it doenst try to kill my laptop

[lusty rune]

That's what does it

[finite shadow]

The question was about animations when triggering. How would kings trigger without baron

[lusty rune]

Steel

Gold

[slim heath]

The baron is a joker that makes kings in your bottom hand act like steel cards

[lost kindle]

yk whats a fun joker

[finite shadow]

The question didn’t contain the words steel or gold

[lost kindle]

each card in hand is played

like counted for score

[finite shadow]

I know man

I’m talking about animations

[lost kindle]

in hand as also not chosen

[lusty rune]

Neither does it contain "Baron"

[finite shadow]

Yes. And?

[lost kindle]

dawg genuinely

what r u sasking

[lusty rune]

My guy

[finite shadow]

When kings are triggering in hand, the animation is wrong. They’re supposed to push in like a button, which is what held in hand abilities do. Instead the rotate back and forth a little, like jokers. Don’t know what’s causing it or why, but makes naneinf runs less satisfying and was wondering if anyone else had ever seen the bug

[lost kindle]

i mean

isnt it teh same case as observatory?

plus i dont think thunk is bothered to create another animation just for activated cards

[finite shadow]

I thought my use of the phrase “when kings are triggering in hand” is pretty implicative of baron being there

It is

There is*

Like a gold card activating. It pushes in like a button

[lost kindle]

it uses the same animation as steel

for th why?

idk bru am i john balatro to u

ask thunk urself

[finite shadow]

I know dawg I’m saying I have a bug where it isn’t doing this, and wanted to know if anyone else has the bug

[lost kindle]

oh a bug'

#1200105253559873707

[finite shadow]

I’m not asking anyone to change animations. There’s a glitch

[lost kindle]

prolly cos its lua

the greatest coding language to exsst

[finite shadow]

Seems so

[lost kindle]

(bugs r really funny)

when its lua ofc

[finite shadow]

The functions are so similar doesn’t surprise me actually

[lost kindle]

do kittens sneeze

[static stratus]

never had the fire effect trigger before jokers this late

[ocean wing]

localthunk, silent monk, DAMN THAT MAN CAN DUNK

balatro in 5

[torn zealot]

i was recommended this game by my friend saying that it's a good stress reliever

7 hours later i feel nothing but pure rage and hatred

as i see another fucking debuff card gimmick on pillar

[willow kite]

''Balatro is skillful game'' (it is) my jokers:

this happened 2 times in a row and i have 3 sixes

[stiff hull]

Whats the worst hand type and why is it straight flush?

[torn zealot]

what is the worst debuff and why the FUCK

IS IT

CARD TYPE

[stiff hull]

The plant is worse for most people

[torn zealot]

dude i just lost to the FUCKING PLANT

[fluid arch]

I can quit now

Gold stake black deck finally

[stiff hull]

No. Now you must gold sticker all jokers

[torn zealot]

can you even win

[fluid arch]

With the most scuffed ass build

[torn zealot]

i'm kind of curious

since the game is mostly RNG

[fluid arch]

This was my build

3 of a lind

Kind

[stiff hull]

When you get to ante 8 you win the round and unlock the next difficulty level. You can technically keep going 9 on endless mode up until the scoring system breaks, but most people don’t ever get there.

Hey if you want, I’m free around 3 if you want me to coach a run or two

[torn zealot]

3? like in how much hours

i thought the game is mostly rng

it has no skill involved

[stiff hull]

It might seem that way at first glance but there is actually a lot of strategy involved

[karmic venture]

Hello I almost won my first game of Balatro

[lost kindle]

go to a casino to learn how to win

trust

[stiff hull]

Nice!

[torn zealot]

i hope adi shankar adapt your favourite game into a netflix series

[stiff hull]

I’ll be free in 1 and a half hours

[torn zealot]

its like 1:44 am for me bruh

[bleak hawk]

there's a lot of skill involved as well tbh

[stiff hull]

Well damn. Then maybe next time

[bleak hawk]

there are people who can win 10s of gold stake runs in a row

[torn zealot]

if only the discards work as intended

[stiff hull]

Should probably be in bed

[torn zealot]

and does not give me the card

[stiff hull]

What do you mean?

[torn zealot]

that is currently getting the FUCKING DEBUFFS

most of the time my hand looks like this

90% of them are debuffed

i discard them, more debuffs

i writhe in pain

[bleak hawk]

you gotta read the boss blinds and prepare my man

[stiff hull]

Ah, that. There’s actually a way to get around debuffs.

[torn zealot]

how am i supposed to

like the debuff dispel card rarely appears

if i get face card debuff guess i'll just kms

[bleak hawk]

you can see the boss blind at the beginning of the ante, if it's gonna be a problem then you can try to adapt for it

[torn zealot]

dude

didn't you see what i typed

[subtle bobcat]

Just try to find director cut or smth

[stiff hull]

See, debuffs only affect the cards. Not the jokers. So you need to make a joker lineup that will dcore even with debuffs

[stiff hull]

Yeah, sure, that’s REAL helpful.

[torn zealot]

i literally tried to play around it and all the game gives is fucking card RNG shenanigan so i get more of THE debuffed cards even after discarding it

[subtle bobcat]

Yup

[timid geyser]

is this a good number

[stiff hull]

Nice

[bleak hawk]

you don't need the dispel debuff. there are reroll vouchers and reroll skip tags and playing in a way that doesn't rely entirely on on-score effects

and then there's the fact that sometimes you're just gonna have to eat a loss

[torn zealot]

all i do is eating loss to their gimmicks dude it's like

[lost kindle]

now get 2025

[torn zealot]

healing your wound just to have someone stab at it again

[lost kindle]

is this a song or smth

oh wait nvm

[torn zealot]

i cba how you guys even beat it like this

even other roguelite are less RNG than this

[wraith wharf]

https://youtu.be/hFbuQEg2P50?si=zQTndN9MgZZv9uv_

Just watch it chat

[bleak hawk]

dont get down on yourself man it's all due to practice and familiarity with the game

[wraith wharf]

I love every aspect of this video

[timid geyser]

whats the world record for biggest constellation

[bleak hawk]

if you really want to improve i suggest asking people about choices in #🕹・game-discussion and watching Balatro University and similar channels on youtube

[timid geyser]

i think dr spectred has it

[subtle bobcat]

I watch a lot of roffle, that's who got me into balatro in the first place

[timid geyser]

roffle is my goat

[subtle bobcat]

Ong

[torn zealot]

wtf

i am playing a roguelite not fucking bloons td6

what are these discussions even

[bleak hawk]

balatro is a deceptively deep and varied game

[lost kindle]

are they finding like

guidance or smth

[bleak hawk]

they were frustrated by the Plant and i was offering some resources

[glad oriole]

roguelites can (and often do) involve skill and strategy

not just rng

[timid geyser]

balatro is rng based but theres a lot skill involved too

[torn zealot]

"balatro is rng based, but"

[bleak hawk]

yes

that's how roguelikes work

[lost kindle]

just be good at math

[bleak hawk]

the skill is learning to mitigate the effects of the RNG

[torn zealot]

i'd rather cut my fucking wrist dude if the skill involved revolves around looking for the best reroll in shops and best discards

[glad oriole]

theres more to it

[lost kindle]

yea but thats what i do

mental calc

ulator

[glad oriole]

do you wanna get better at the game or not

[bleak hawk]

i hate to be that guy but you might want to find a different game if you dont like rerolling the shop lmao

[lost kindle]

dude if ur gonna be like this just get off balatro dude

its abt finding the best jokers to get the best score

if u hate rerolling

you cant find the best jokers

[timid geyser]

bro is raging over balatro xDD

[lost kindle]

simple logic

[glad oriole]

looking for the best discards is vital to not dying to dead draws

[lost kindle]

me when i cant find bp or brainstorm

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[subtle bobcat]

Whenever I have 4 diamonds and 1 heart in my hand, and I discard for flush, it always gives me 4 hearts

[glad oriole]

its fine if you dont wanna get better and instead just play the game without worry but dont come asking about how people win if you dont wanna learn

[timid geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

@torn zealot if you dont hit the wheel that means you are not good at the game

[glad oriole]

truth

[subtle bobcat]

Balatro just toying with us now Istg

[glad oriole]

nuke

[lost kindle]

ive never gotten the wheel

[subtle bobcat]

I got It once

[lost kindle]

rhode locks

[torn zealot]

what wheel?

[willow kite]

he lowkey looks like yorick

[glad oriole]

wheel always hits for me… i must be the chosen one.

[subtle bobcat]

And that was with doubled probabilities

[lost kindle]

😭

[torn zealot]

mf talking about league its joever

[timid geyser]

i got it 0 times too i play this game for 400 hours havent gotten a single wheel 🥲

[glad oriole]

yorick is a joker in balatro

[torn zealot]

jokes aside i do actually want to learn the game

[lost kindle]

do i need to be a femboy to get it to hit

[timid geyser]

wheel of fortune

[lost kindle]

if so

[torn zealot]

the rage is personally funny for me since i do like it

[lost kindle]

no thanks

[glad oriole]

yea sorry

[timid geyser]

wait no

[glad oriole]

:/

[timid geyser]

wheel of skill

[lost kindle]

AW CMON MAN

[finite shadow]

Super ultra mega mad online goofball

[lost kindle]

i aint doin it

[glad oriole]

thunk told me himself

[torn zealot]

but i partially just get distressed that the game refuses to get me the fuck out of ante 6

[glad oriole]

;real)

[willow kite]

what even did he do to deserve this? i respect him

[lost kindle]

who

yorick or elon

[glad oriole]

thats not the games fault smh

[timid geyser]

ask everyone around here for tips its that easy

[lost kindle]

personally i like yorick better

[willow kite]

both

[torn zealot]

yeah i'm trying rn

[lost kindle]

fair

[glad oriole]

yorick

[torn zealot]

the rage is just for the funnies

[lost kindle]

true

[glad oriole]

elon musk more like elon husk

[torn zealot]

no comment since i prob havent found it

[lost kindle]

melon trusk

[willow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727087247492513814/1332704271484846111/caption.gif

[glad oriole]

he a legendary

[torn zealot]

eh

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[willow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300335993752260622/1340780657101770802/glorpShit-4x.gif

[torn zealot]

is there a mod that replaces all the joker with jonkler though

[lost kindle]

REALLY rare jokers that you cant find w rerolling

[lost kindle]

jimbo

[subtle bobcat]

jimbo

[torn zealot]

uhh

no comment?

idk what that is

[lost kindle]

pheever's fevers weavers

[lost kindle]

ask thuunk

[subtle bobcat]

I weave fevers into beavers

[torn zealot]

wouldn't want to ping him for this tbh

[glad oriole]

jimbo is the joker

+4 mult yk

[torn zealot]

was asking about the skin, not the card

[glad oriole]

he introduces himself as such in the tutorial

[lost kindle]

w levers w teafers

(leavers prnounced leavers

[karmic venture]

How is the white rune letter unlock to have the legendary Joker?

[lost kindle]

what

whats a white rune letter

[timid geyser]

blueprint on top

[torn zealot]

mf spekaing NOTHING

[lost kindle]

btw got a school trip to a gaming park tmrw (dont ask why it exists)

[torn zealot]

btw is it worth to skip blinds?

i dont think it is but you tell me

[lost kindle]

should i download balatro on EVERY device there

[subtle bobcat]

Lucky

[lost kindle]

sometimes

[torn zealot]

"everyone should gamble" ahh statement

[lost kindle]

ive been there 2 times this past 4 months for tourneys

im pretty sure sum ppl who work there know me

[lost kindle]

they should..

they should...

expansion of balatro = thunk gets more money = more update

[subtle bobcat]

The voices tell me to exit the school premises to play balatro

[lost kindle]

tactics

[lost kindle]

bring ur laptop to school

play balatro in school

ima do that next year

[subtle bobcat]

I don't have a laptop :[

[timid geyser]

investment tag ante 1 maybe even ante 2 if you dont see it in ante 1 is hard to not take

[subtle bobcat]

I can get it on the phone tho

[lost kindle]

apks

but u need android

[subtle bobcat]

I have an android

It's 10 bucks tho

Idk if my mother will let me

[torn zealot]

i 100% understand what you meant and definitely not knowing jack shit about what you said

[drowsy ether]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-hill-gif-14492070610990764399

[lost kindle]

apk

[subtle bobcat]

Because for some reason I need parental controls

[lost kindle]

just get it for free if u cant afford it

risk public shame tho

[timid geyser]

its the skip that gives you 20$ after defeating boss blind

[subtle bobcat]

Nah

[lost kindle]

dawg how old r u 😭

[torn zealot]

ah

[lost kindle]

why

[drowsy ether]

Pay attention in school unless you want to work at mcds for the rest of your life

[lost kindle]

i meant at break times

i could do that

[subtle bobcat]

All A's currently

[lost kindle]

but i dont bring my aptop to school\

too loud apparently

[subtle bobcat]

That means I'm privileged for balatro >:]

[lost kindle]

he is the scholar

[drowsy ether]

Oh, we got a scholar here

[lost kindle]

+20 chips

[subtle bobcat]

It ain't that hard, just do grade checks and get stuff done

[lost kindle]

how old r u btw

[subtle bobcat]

Then gamble for the rest of the night

[lost kindle]

to have parental controls

[subtle bobcat]

Nope

[lost kindle]

but at the same time gamble

[slim junco]

How much does constellation constellation contribute to my score in comparison with the other jokers? I think it's not significant but I'm not sure. It's like another photochad but slightly better right? Photochad 8x and conste 10x

[drowsy ether]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatro-meme-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-wheel-of-fortune-meme-gif-12977189286286266919

[subtle bobcat]

I'm old enough to not have parental controls but my mom is very protective

[lost kindle]

dawg im 16 im not gonna molest u

[subtle bobcat]

It's actually dumb

[lost kindle]

haha i remmeber when i had that when i was 12

[subtle bobcat]

Yea well some others might

[lost kindle]

ts ac sucked

[subtle bobcat]

Lol

[lost kindle]

cos i couldnt do anything w my phone

not even yt cos my mom forgot to download it 😭

[torn zealot]

btw is this to the rightmost or just the right of the card itself

[subtle bobcat]

Rip

[lost kindle]

right of the card

[red hamlet]

to the right of the card

[subtle bobcat]

Right

[lost kindle]

hi grandpa

[red hamlet]

otherwise it would say rightmost

[torn zealot]

hmm

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-11055948006915227502

[torn zealot]

that could be a possible build

[lost kindle]

people love the dagger

cos

why not

[willow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350873205018984500/1361402677824590054/makesweet-lxpvk6.gif

[torn zealot]

oh yeah the dagger my favourite

then there's the one where it generates two jonklers

easy mult in my p*nts

[lost kindle]

why is it encased 😭

penits?

[willow kite]

he fancy

[lost kindle]

is negative splash implosion 🤔

[willow kite]

if you want him here a seed, you get it in the first shop: QC2MV1LU

[vast estuary]

I found out that the maximum multiplier is e300 lol

[subtle bobcat]

Rip

[willow kite]

ah yes vanilla balatro

[subtle bobcat]

Very vanilla

[lost kindle]

chat

balatro in smash 6???

(delusions)

[torn zealot]

bruh

[lost kindle]

yk w my country we can travel to other countries since its so small, but the ministry of education hates MY school

AND ONLY MINE

ts schoolist 💔

[vast estuary]

I also thought that Oil Oamp would improve repeat tags until Х1.0е228 copies, but my computer was lucky that the game set the maximum value to 40

[meager plank]

What the hell is oil lamp

[lost kindle]

modded

hi hezi

[glad oriole]

oil oamp

[meager plank]

hi number one diamond hater

[glad oriole]

hi skinky

[meager plank]

Hi hezi

[lost kindle]

boykisser

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-cute-catboy-cat-boom-gif-10402720155448105377

[glad oriole]

uh yea

if i had any boys to kiss :(

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-getting-hit-with-bricks-gif-11031551484498997974

[lost kindle]

im out the list

[meager plank]

I know at least 4

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/chipichipi-boykisser-boykisser-chipichipi-chipichipichapachapa-gif-10758258345566257

[torn zealot]

does this uh

[glad oriole]

nice

[torn zealot]

stacks infinitely

[lost kindle]

yea

[glad oriole]

hypothetically

[lost kindle]

but its slow

[lost kindle]

gimme the mew

[meager plank]

meow

[lost kindle]

ill bless ur runs w negative perks

negative chicots

[meager plank]

I’m pretty sure you can’t even trade the gold cards dude

[lost kindle]

neg chicot>neg perk

[lost kindle]

hand me your cellular device

[meager plank]

6 7

[lost kindle]

hand schizophrenic dante your cellulr device, civilian

[slate fog]

im liking a lot play

[lost kindle]

yes

we do to xav

[meager plank]

Hey I can swipe to reply again

Yipee

[slate fog]

:3

[lost kindle]

wait i feel like ive talked to u before

[slate fog]

to me?

[lost kindle]

yur

[slate fog]

hmm i have no idea

[candid mountain]

jockey jockey

[lost kindle]

or therre might be a lot of ppl who just reply w :3

[torn zealot]

what is this for?

[lost kindle]

to almost every message i send

[meager plank]

I have -13 after beating round 1

[slate fog]

oh yeah lol

[lost kindle]

so in each played hand, each card is played

meainng

[meager plank]

:3

[lost kindle]

if you have an A and a 2 which dont count in the hand

it would count if you had that card

joker

[torn zealot]

huh

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc3spinning-gif-25858416

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-mii-scream-scream-if-mii-swordfighter-gif-10725011437429882279

😱

[meager plank]

I love that gif

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-mii-scream-scream-if-mii-swordfighter-gif-10725011437429882279

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/tomodachi-life-nintendo-scream-scream-if-you-love-mii-gif-8939093292460712326

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-silent-spongebob-awkward-awkward-silent-gif-24783796

[torn zealot]

what about wild card?

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-pwdin-walliant-verybiggroupchat-gif-9027238838451538590

[lost kindle]

dawg tomodachi life peak ❤️‍🩹

[lost kindle]

still be counted

[meager plank]

I play Mario kart and pokemon on my 3ds

[lost kindle]

in ur ass

me too pal

[pallid sapphire]

Good for enabling stuff even if the normal hand doesn't need it

[lost kindle]

i played that camera game a lot

forgot what its alled

[pallid sapphire]

A photochad still going off even if your pair is different for example

[meager plank]

My friend plays it with explicit images to collect as many explicit images as possible he’s strange

[lost kindle]

whart

i have one w richard nixon on it

dont ask why

but i just do

[meager plank]

Back in my day I had 3 Obama

[lost kindle]

obamns

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-gros-michel-banana-gif-10502851240289150758

[meager plank]

No way

I have that rn

[lost kindle]

a peernstar?

a penists

[lusty rune]

Gros michel

[lost kindle]

a peanuts

[meager plank]

Idk but I have $-16 rn

[lost kindle]

me 💔

[torn zealot]

what about this?

[lost kindle]

she gros my michel till i cavendish

[lusty rune]

I ate one yesterday

[lost kindle]

to every card added to your deck it goes up for xmult

[lost kindle]

a ppernat

?

[sly frigate]

what do you mean by what it's for

[lusty rune]

The person I stole it from was not happy

[sly frigate]

if you hover over it you can see its effect

[lusty rune]

Yes

[lost kindle]

the pastern or the paenut

[stray mantle]

take it

[lusty rune]

Both

[torn zealot]

i played for like 7 hours tf do you expect me

[lost kindle]

hi photochad

[torn zealot]

i'm literal cavebrain bro

[sly frigate]

if you hover over it you can see its effect which is what it does

[lost kindle]

we have to develop this egg

hes not fully grown

[torn zealot]

what does

-1 ante means

[lost kindle]

goes down an ante

essentially making scoring easier

[torn zealot]

goofy ass hyuck hyuck

i'll get that

[sly frigate]

ante is the thing you're on, every ante has three blinds

[lusty rune]

Ante goes -1

[sly frigate]

once you beat ante 8 you win

🎉

[lost kindle]

😱

[lusty rune]

Ante is the big thing that says ante

[lost kindle]

"once you drink water you are no longer thirsty" ahh

[torn zealot]

yeah but if ante goes -1 then doesn't it mean i have to beat one more ante?

[meager plank]

I now have $7 with 6 $25 tags

[lost kindle]

whart

[sly frigate]

scoring goes back to the other ante

[lost kindle]

how do you only have 7$

[sly frigate]

so like

you basically just time travel

[lusty rune]

Score requirements are based on ante

[lost kindle]

taxes in balatro ????
\

[sly frigate]

but keep your jokers and deck and stuff

bro my balatro muted itself

wtf

[meager plank]

I was in the negatives from round 1 to 9

[sly frigate]

its not muted volume

but i can't hear t

[lost kindle]

does the same for me if i disconnect my headphones

dk why

[sly frigate]

whar????!?!!

[lost kindle]

i blame skinky

[sly frigate]

i can hear

like

everything else

from my computer

[lost kindle]

whart

[sly frigate]

except balatro

[lost kindle]

like a whale

[lost kindle]

same thing for me

i just close it

then reopen

or i just listen to the music elsewhere

[lusty rune]

Have you tried hearing balatro

[lost kindle]

i have it in my spotify playlist

[lost kindle]

ba-la-tro

[sly frigate]

yay i reopened it :)

it work now

[karmic venture]

I can't believe it, my first legendary joker came out

[lusty rune]

Guys guess my favorite music artist

[sly frigate]

as what

gay

[meager plank]

@lost kindle please ignore the jokers

[sly frigate]

trans

be more specific

[meager plank]

Congratulations! I will support it no matter what

[lusty rune]

I'm bi if that helps

[sly frigate]

youre not a legendary joker

though

[lost kindle]

HAHAHA NO WAY

[meager plank]

What

[lost kindle]

I LOVE THAT IMAGE

[lusty rune]

I hate you

[lost kindle]

thats literally my wet dream (pause)

[torn zealot]

fucking unlucky i guess

[lost kindle]

i literally hunt for mail in rebates on 10 of spade seeds

[meager plank]

One second dude I have to open 2 packs in tcj pocket

[sly frigate]

i would reccommend having more than 4 jokers on ante 6

[lusty rune]

You're not invited to my spider-man birthday party

[sly frigate]

unless you're going for the never have more than 4 jokers thing

[sly frigate]

:(

[torn zealot]

its ante 7, technically

[sly frigate]

it's 6

scoring is the same as the ante you're on

no matter what

[lost kindle]

change it to evangelion themed then can i come

[sly frigate]

even if u -1 ante

[lost kindle]

me 💔

me w grades 💔

[lusty rune]

Okay what abt star war

[torn zealot]

oh i was just feeding the useless jonkler to the ceremonial

[sly frigate]

ah

[lost kindle]

yes

[torn zealot]

unfortunately shop doesn't roll hand so it is a fuck up

[lost kindle]

invite me

trus

ill pull up even if im in the other sde of the world

[lusty rune]

I had a 59.99 in US history right before the end of quarter 3

I had to get an assignment in

[lost kindle]

quarter 3?

ohh

[lusty rune]

1.5th semester

[lost kindle]

me n my friend would always flex in front of each other on who got the higher mark for a test

[lost kindle]

even if it was 1 mark

[lost kindle]

so midterm

[lost kindle]

cobrar 💔

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-gros-michel-banana-gif-10502851240289150758

[lusty rune]

Your chicot is ugly

[lost kindle]

(i dont understand spanish)

[meager plank]

Picked it up round 1 still have it round 12

[lost kindle]

hey

chicot is nice in all shapes and forms

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/allmight-bnha-mha-meme-fist-up-gif-13588517052470008833

[lusty rune]

Your wee is tiny

[meager plank]

My gros Michel is holographic

[lost kindle]

nuh uh

come look at it (pause)

[lusty rune]

+16 chips 💔

[torn zealot]

i hope the person who designed this game loses at ante 8

[lost kindle]

my bad it was an erratic deck run 💔

[lost kindle]

wht did thunk do 💔

[lusty rune]

Hey, that's not nice!

🥀

[lost kindle]

🥀

[torn zealot]

this is still better than forcing him to run 0 joker deck

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

boo jumpscare

[quick moat]

Chat what with the 🥀 and 💔

[lost kindle]

we're unemployed

[lusty rune]

We're unemployed

[sly frigate]

yay

[lost kindle]

bro my bum ahh country 💔

[sly frigate]

i got certificate

[lost kindle]

18 for part time 💔

i need money chat 💔

[quick moat]

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc3spinning-gif-25858416

[quick moat]

Gamble

[lost kindle]

w what money 💔

[quick moat]

Follow the balatro ways

Into the real world

[meager plank]

@lost kindle my run died because banana rotted

[quick moat]

Sell your belongings

[sly frigate]

b a n a n a

[lost kindle]

all might died

[lost kindle]

what belongings 💔

spent it all on balatro 💔

[sly frigate]

i got two diet colas

i now have two double tags

[quick moat]

How you typin here

[sly frigate]

waiting

[meager plank]

What’s that
What’s a belonging

[sly frigate]

for the negative tag

[lost kindle]

magic

[sly frigate]

WOOO

[quick moat]

[sly frigate]

THE GAMBLING wORKED

polychrome cartomancer

[lost kindle]

HAHAH

poly on shit joker

[sly frigate]

ik

:(

nvm

it just gave me temperance

when i have an egg

i love you cartomancer

[lost kindle]

dw you'l eventually get a poly bp ❤️‍🩹

[sly frigate]

negative astronomer <3

[lost kindle]

poly on nay joker w a white bg hurts my eyes

its like

[sly frigate]

negative juggler

[lost kindle]

bald birds

[sly frigate]

i actually got lucky

with my negative tags

[lost kindle]

negative tags in the big 2025 💔

[sly frigate]

my gamble

paid off

:)

yooo

and a negative smiley face

i need all the jupiter cards from astronomer

i also need constellation

[lost kindle]

smileyface is mult right

[sly frigate]

please shop give me

constelationg

[sly frigate]

+mult

[lost kindle]

constelalong

me

[lost kindle]

neg smiley face ❤️‍🩹

if it was scary face

i'd sell it

i hate having too much negatives

joker lineup has to be PERFECT

[sly frigate]

negative to do list :(

on checkered deck :((((

[lost kindle]

HAHHA

acc

nvm

stright flushes are more achieveable

[sly frigate]

this is actually the most money i've ever had

and i dont even have seed money or to the moon

[lost kindle]

mail in rebate > to do list

[sly frigate]

give me constellation plssss

aa

[sly frigate]

i agre

[lost kindle]

may the lord bless you with a constellation 🙏

[sly frigate]

supernova will suffice for now

a few more blinds

until ima need more xmult

[lost kindle]

bana

[sly frigate]

fuck

the ox

how am i supposed to beat this man

without playing a flush

i need my moneys

wait

straight flush

is not flush

:)

im saved

oh no

royal flush

gave half

of what i needed

iurfekjdsfjkdl

rip $109

:(

[lusty rune]

yall

[sly frigate]

oooh gros michel

[lusty rune]

now that I has ghost deck gold staked

what next?

[sly frigate]

all decks

[stiff hull]

Black deck

[sly frigate]

gold stake

jokerless

[lusty rune]

no

[sly frigate]

gold stake

[stiff hull]

I agree, do challenge runs

[lusty rune]

that's the plan

[lusty rune]

egg urghlglgh

[stiff hull]

For another gold stake, yellow or abandoned

[echo violet]

my friend played balatro on roblox in class today

i had to respectfully shit on him

[stiff hull]

I love yellow deck because I’m greedy with my Econ

[sly frigate]

argh

i need more xmult badly

[stiff hull]

The humble hologram 🤡

[lusty rune]

I'll do abandoned

[cunning hemlock]

fungus jimbo

[sly frigate]

vencord????!??!

[stiff hull]

Funguy: gains +5 mult for every card destroyed

[cunning hemlock]

infects a card and make it duplicate for the rest of the game

[stiff hull]

Funguy: Gains +4 mult for every transformed card (included enhancements and tarot effects

[sly frigate]

i ectoplasm'd

[stiff hull]

Ectoplasm all over the place

[sly frigate]

holy crap

i have seen

zero jupiters

in the past

5 celestial packs

[stiff hull]

Just buy telescope

[opaque shard]

Double hologram + certificate

[echo violet]

u have to feel the jupiter

[sly frigate]

im so desperate for xmult

i bought a steel joker

when i have one steel card

in my deck

:(

[echo violet]

lmao

[opaque shard]

Seck

[echo violet]

just get

[sly frigate]

idk what ur talking about

[echo violet]

triboulet

[sly frigate]

no

blargh

[echo violet]

blargh

[sly frigate]

nooooo

amber acorn

[echo violet]

what

[sly frigate]

im gonna run over someones family

[sly frigate]

if i die from amber acorn

[echo violet]

what

what does thqat do again

[lost kindle]

mixes joker

[echo violet]

ah

[opaque shard]

Flips and shuffles all joker cards

[echo violet]

just slow game down

and reorganise

[opaque shard]

Amber acorn is easy

[echo violet]

fr

[sly frigate]

ok chat

[echo violet]

no

[sly frigate]

do i

1.4x mult

[echo violet]

nah

[sly frigate]

or sock and buskin

[opaque shard]

Yea

[sly frigate]

with smiley face

[echo violet]

idk wtf ur playing

[sly frigate]

oh wait

i have another joker slot

im sped

[echo violet]

bruh

[opaque shard]

State your jokers

[sly frigate]

both

[echo violet]

yes

[sly frigate]

ten jokers <3

[opaque shard]

And you're still losing?

You must be really bad /j

[echo violet]

ten jokers doesnt mean ten good jokers

and who knows what ante hes on

[opaque shard]

That's fair

[dusty jay]

What y'all doin

[viscid sierra]

😭 how do i see the seed of this unholy creation

[dusty jay]

Die

[dusky oasis]

Beat ante 8 or lose

[dusty jay]

As in you have to lose

[glad oriole]

miau

[radiant sleet]

Keep me posted

[dusty jay]

Where's the cat repellent

Get me the cat repellent

[glad oriole]

r u not a dedicated cat lover

[dusty jay]

Normal cats

[restive dawn]

On a knife’s edge ):

[viscid sierra]

i'm pretty sure i can get 5 acrobats cause the amount of spectral packs is insane

[glad oriole]

im a normal cat

[dusty jay]

Triboulet and losing?? Ur a bozo

[glad oriole]

:(

[viscid sierra]

if i don't take the all 6s

[dusty jay]

Remove the s from ur name that's what u are. GET ME THE DAMN REPELLENT

[glad oriole]

thats true but its also irrelevant

[dusty jay]

Let's make it relevant

[glad oriole]

~<

no…

[stiff hull]

What are some of Jimbos favorite hobbies?

[glad oriole]

manslaughter

[stiff hull]

Manslaughter implies he doesn’t intend to do it regularly, it just happens

[glad oriole]

truth

[lusty rune]

Abandoned deck is seriously easy

[lost apex]

"how the FUCK are they running photochad on abando-- oh wait pareidolia is there"

[stiff hull]

Bro is playing white stake and says it’s easy

And water is wet

[lusty rune]

shush