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how do i get almanac
it's endless, you're going to get Plant'd
Plant'd without Retcon
With Retcon the game is smooth sailing until scaling says no
Also ig no DNA for me
Got bored
Play Balatro and Don't Starve Together on Steam: https://klei.gg/Balatro_X_DST A short while back, Don't Starve became Friends with Jimbo. Now itās time for us to ante up. We gave the Balatro main theme a Don't Starve-style remix ā complete with eerie strings, creepy vibes, and portal to who knows where.
Also: Don't Starve Together has gon...
fire remix, hope it is in the game š
I have a question. I saw a video of a seed of 5 polychrome joker stencils, how is that a good seed? If the Joker Stencils includes itself, then if you have 5 polychrome stencils, then they all just give x1 right?
it doesn't include itself
Joker stencil counts itself and all other stencils as an empty spot, so it is 5x
You literally have negative friends
Play darktide
Make many ogryn friends
Nah I mean that negative jokers are the stencils friend
I know I'm adding to the joke
+1 JOKE(r slot)
My friends are all clowns and bananas
If Balatro ever became a TV show, Gros Michel would be like Kenny in South Park.
Except he doesn't die
"oh my God they didn't kill Michel!"
"you Bastard!"
But he do tho
Guys, was it just about the high card?
Balatro bros, what strategies can I use to go beyond 14M? I only made it that far with Straights, so... yeah, could use a second opinion.
You are doing well my child
Baron + mime in the plasma deck
Make a bunch of red steel cards
Ok, let me rephrase the question- oh, ok ok .
I think my first mission will be 100k clear: all decks.
Then I can try and run the chips... hmhmhm.
Funny thing about baron mime isn't that its all chips
It just gets so much mult that it eclipses the need for direct chips
Small hand
This image is upsetting... I hope you win (I'm greedy with cards in hand).
chat W or L joker line up
Is the left Red Card?
yeah it's negative
dont get popped by needle
what's needle again
play only 1 hand
oh
yeah i guess that'd kinda suck
but i got good upgrades on trousers and red card
atleast decent numbers they give about 30 mult combined
Lotsa repeat, best of luck, buddy.
probably doable, just get out of abstract soon
Aye, plenty of great upgrades in Uncommon alone (Space Joker my beloved).
the eye is coming
couldn't get the same hand š
big holo
Jajaja el tamaƱo de mi mano
unwinable run lmao
I already won so I was just trying to see if I could get my hand size smaller
how tf have you won with just high cards
live half joker reaction 


That's honestly one of the better buffoon packs you can get
Sell cola for money and tag, and maybe be able to use gratification, and it's fine that it's perishable because it's one of the worst econ jokers
Or skip for red card ofc
i need balatro merch
but somethin g thats not invasive and stupid to wear
thank you
something that will show im addicted to artificial poker without making me seem like a r word
Bruh
play flushes
i would end it all
I lost a soul card because I went to the main menu looking at an arcana pack, then the options to use the card were blocked by my hand, then I tried rerolling the shop, going to main menu, and back to the game to see if that fixed it, and it kicked me out of getting the arcana pack
š
Triboulet wouldāve been perfect for my build too
The stars has aligned just to make sure the nat negative fits your build, insane lol
My dumbass was thinking "what can you even replace here" completely ignoring its a negative
Balatro god hasn't been kind to you for a while eh?
I mean I've had a negative hologram a few days ago
You've been preparing your death with glass too lmao, idol came in clutch
The plant is conjuring
Anyone else a big fan of ante 0
Nah
I prefer ante -6
Is that possible
Mods
Honestly respect
I think it's the same as 0
200 chip boss blind š„š„
Balatro legendaries but they're reskined as youtubers
Because it'd be funny
Jerma is Chicot
Jerma is all of them
They look the exact same and have the same description
You have to hope you have the one you want
plasma deck gaming
crazy how stuntman is 27% of your score
i also got the juggler tag right before the boss blind
so basically a free win
one time juggler tag is actually useful š
yooo, I just beat black stake, mr bones saved my ass
this is the wierdest joker set I've ever used to win
polychron chad and negative photo is quite insane no?
first golden deck
Block it
I think I won
raid
shouldāve gotten obelisk
ugh
is it possible to ban an app ??
I also found Yorrick and I hit Polychrome on the Wheel on an 8 Ball
first 8ball to actually work
its funny lol
first wheel to actually work
does anyone know where i can get the steammodded 404a version, im trying to play the extra credits mods but cant find it
Try asking in the modding channels
What the fuck happened here
raid
Crazy
itās just annoying
Yeah
the death insurgency came around and then someone posted full yaoi
8 ball is like wheel in that it always gives you garbage even when it does work
baron x mime moment
Its very lame sauce
Turn the left card into the right card
Nsfw?
when r people gonna raid with yuri smh š
two minutes of it
Yikes
speak truth ..:
Soon....
youāre so barony
sticking out your copy for the blueprint
Sticking out your The Tongue for the photograph
his greed disguts me
by
your so brainstorm
BOY
The mouth*
is anyone actually turned on by that
Is that the actual uncropped video
good question
yeah
yes
Ew
all 2:03
haha guys look its gay video
especially not when its sped up š
Look chat it's porn laugh it's porn I'm sending porn
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lul
Missclick @opaque pumice
this chat is NOT about balatro
my balatro cards do (i play on a lower end device)
Baron
baron
tum tum tum tum tum tum saoul
Must've been the wind
WE saw that
can we get mods
mods are not workin
Omaga
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST IMAGE IVE EVER SEEN
Thanks I stole it
@wide hearth give me mod
You guys support LGBT?
Free-rank?!?!
look at these jokers
If anyone doesn't they're getting fed to the dagger
For real
no
Straight, gay, lesbian, doesn't matter, the dagger consumes all
Imagine, @slim junco is
how many mult do you get for each
All
Dang
I just banned some person posting a gif with cartoon knobs in, but can we chill out with the gif spam please.
stfu ni||nja||
Okay
Cornball
Mistapped sorry
question, did the modding channels get removed? i was looking to get the skill tree mod
thats crazy
Voucher skip tag and all the copy joker wont show up, i lost
ty couldnt see it at first
Ngl the more days go by the more I don't tolerate some "edgy" humor
When it's uncalled for anyway
wait
theres balatro
official card game?
like irl playing cards
where can i get that š£ļø š„
There is an offical playing card deck
does it has like jokers or is it just normal cards
ok ty
Self promo in general, smh
it has 4 jokers and 52 playing cards
Iāve bought some! Coming late may/june
oke thanks mrgothiclorduk
idk if my card will work so
playing balatro is not a choice
For real
the skill issue is awful
I remember getting an insane run with like
Really early holographic egg
And after a bit of time i managed to somehow get chicot, triboulet and holographic swashbuckler
WHILE THE EGG HAD A SELL PRICE OF 50~ISH DOLLARS
Basically free +100 mult
time to go again.. this run for sure!
Just one more run one more spin


Invis joker saved my life at the start of ante 8
This run was so thematic
I had crusty clown and Jj working together at the start, magic trick feeding my hologram, then cert and Invis were like āitās okay son weāre hereā
Every stupid red stake run I tried on this horrible deck ran into VV and died
Anyone know how many chips VV gold stake is?
1.2mil
Yuck
With enough practice violet vessel is one of the easiest boss blinds
On the contrary, gold stake violet vessel is the worst boss on average
Crimson heart can be worse if it gets really lucky
Amber Acorn, Verdant Leaf, and Cerulean Bell are all jokes
FR
Yeah, violet is only easy if you were stomping anyways
Any tips for abandoned deck - on black stake currently, any tips in general to help win with it?
Guys, with this meeting I was able to unlock 3 difficult achievements, here they are.
trending best indie game award winner featured in media
is it better to blueprint mime or baron?
Baron
You already have retriggers on your cards so you want to balance it. A trigger of the baron for each trigger of a card.
Uhhhh what do I even do š
Buy hanging and roll for blueprint, but remember to buy the emperor.
Not blueprint, I meant oops
e43
i love u
What card should I sell š
im so cooked soon though
Depends on if you can score without facecards or not.
I prefer cerulain bell
Just go with shortcut and some tarot cards
Cerulian bell stops you from making as much money as possible. It also can ruin you if you havenāt deck fixed enough
Violet vessel is best since itās basically not a debuff
Ohh, I haven't played endless in a long time, when I'm trying to clear I like bell
fairs, at least there's no plant in ante 8
If you are setup for retriggers with some base mult, as long as you have one card thatās not a face card you can glass through ante 8 with a death.
The Verdant Leaf:
The face is only really a debuff after deck fixing
exactly, and I like enhanced face cards, they're just aesthetically pleasing
Verdant leaf is fine, just keep a shitty negative for the run
so I enhance and death my face cards and die to plant
"just find a negative"
Itās a 1/300 chance for all cards, if you roll enough itās basically guaranteed.
violet vessel is fine, just have a stack of planet cards from perkeo and an observatory
Plus negative skips will end up giving you some useless ones
Polychrome smiley face is creepy
I got a negative of the one that gives 100 chips for straight, and it was eternal
looks cool af
just beat black stake, what does that deck do
You will have extraās by the end of the run so long as you keep selling the colaās you encounter
Each time you beat a boss you get a double tag
I usually save them for negative tag for meme or try to get all the voucher
Does eternal mr bones break btw?
i would guess not?
would be crazy if it didn't
Yeah thatās what I mean
An eternal negative mr bones could carry a run at least through ante 11
Since scoring requirements are effectively quartered
It's not compatible
is there any seed with eternal negative bones
oh, bones can't be eternal
Yup
Any joker that has an interaction that requires it to be sold or forces it to be destroyed can't be eternal
Oof they knew it would be too strong
like gros michel?
eternal egg my beloved
negative eternal egg
Yup yup
good for temperence
Personally negative eternals are worse since they ruin invisible for me
Even if you cheat on an eternal tag, they'll pop
what of eternal cavendish
Same thing
hard agree that joker has to be insanely good
imagine a spectral card that transfers eternal to another joker
im imagining it
holy shit
dont think I've even unlocked invisible, Im still looking for 5 gold card hand
the humble midas mask
average silksong fan
yeah I've been trying, I try every 2 runs, I go to white stake on yellow deck
Mfw it got revealed so not anymore
Silksong 2025 babyyyy
i have still somehow never gotten perkeo
You can 
How?
Someone in #āć»modding-general probably knows
I got it once seeded, I've had yorick, canio and trib unseedeed
Or @languid quest
I had canio as my first and got it twice in one day, I fucking hate canio cuz I couldn't play it
we have skong before GTA 6
ci
me when team cherry
canio recently carried my ass through a gold stake so i wont speak ill on him
Gta 6 is confirmed q3/4
not before š
Has been for a while lmfao
Balatro BalƔtrez
I know its good, but it was annoying, I got it on like ante 6 and I had one glass king that refused to break
no death and no hang mans
Silksong was a myth when gta 6 got confirmed for q3/4 š
Praying
Silksong will at least come out before half life 3
dont be so sure
they actually got bored and dropped it for zoteboat
i half hope they botch the launch and the game sucks just to see the outrage
instead of focues healing you it turns you into grey prince zote for 5 secs
Itās a free update, I think itās fine for it to take a long time
Balatro with 50 new jokers would keep me warm throughout the winter
silksong will be a new "friends of jimbo"
if the rng even allows you to roll 1
i dont think it needs an update but i also only picked it up a few months ago
how many friends have jimbo bruv š
the joker pool is already bloated
Still waiting for this
It's getting one
me after using all my hands and discards to draw a 10 on default deck with +3 hand size tag
Balatro x Fortnite when
they should do a full on crossover, with house as a joker
Balatro x Your nan
This hexes me
naneinf
/2 mult for every hand and x6 on the final hand
You lose if you play a straight
do u win if u play a gay?
No, it just plays a clip of house and Wilson making out
id pay for that
new secret hand?
no this is different, a gay only happens if you use the house card style and play a flush five of only house
extracts the log10 of chips and multi
if they added another legendary joker what should it do
I just got a new joker concept
C++ joker: invokes undefined behaviour
c++ joker
copy the abilities of all jokers per 2 beaten bosses
aka
if you beated 4
it will copy 2 times
Kiss you gently on the cheek and tuck you in at night
Hello
Goodbye
every played card counts in scoring and triggered twice
would burglar be considered an eco joker
Campfire for egg would make this build perfect
whats the name of that one ancient meme site
L
damnn just hit 2 polychromes b2b with the wheel
sequel, would riff raff be considered eco if you just kept selling the jokers you got?
its contextual (but in a lot of cases yes that is how you use riff raff) š
NOO
Chad should retrigger all cards 4 times
chad should just make you win instantly
Real
Thunk you cant do this to meā¦
Should I risk the troubador for the showman to dig for another copy joker?
It's because on its own it's a pretty mid card.
yeah
I think it should just cost $6-7 as a common
it just has huge potential
At most it's like, +22 chips.
But yeah do I risk the troubador to dig for a copy joker?
I'm thinking I do.
most jokers suck on their own
It's really not
It objectively is.
On its own it's, again, at most +22 chips.
It just has absurd synergy.
Well on its own sock and busking is 50 chips so what's it doing as an uncommon
i donāt think nerfing the effecy of the card would be the play
its a fun joker,
maybe up the cost and rarity
On its own Blueprint, invisible and brainstorm do nothing
Nah
You make it uncommon and suddenly it works with baseball for a free 1.5x on top of being a good card
I mean the difference is those are hard built in with the most synergy possible. Just double a joker, it synergizes with every joker.
Just make it retrigger 1st and 2nd card once
Now photochad isn't as strong
You don't get giga cash from having 1 gold seal or lucky
And you don't get to abuse 1 glass card to get photochad at home
Also I think Chad does suffer from falling off late game.
is baseball really that valuable ?
Baseball is, in fairness, way overrated
It makes uncommon utility jokers stronger
Like oops
Or sock
Yeah.
If you don't build around uncommon the its eh
I'd say it's biggest issue is that late game you end up with either commons or rares most of the time.
It's generally like, just a Polychrome or two.
But yeah again
Do I drop the Troubador to hunt for a copy?
Or do I hold firm.
Reset cause you're past ante 8 and won already
Im going for high ante

I've got money tree and dirt cheap rerolls so I think it'll be worth hunting for a copy.
Well
haha ante 0
No photochad smh
No egg smh
i wish hack was actually useful and retriggered aces along with 2 3 4 and 5
you're real for this
past ante 8 I turn my brain off and die because of purple+ scaling
if you aren't grinding for unlocks why are you even in endless mode
has anyone here had any experience making texture packs for balatro?
hi
Now get -1
Well it wouldn't work for the theme
Since aces are high value
Gambling
are there any card designations not listed on any joker specifically? hack covers 2345 , there's the one that destroys 6s, theres 8 ball, cloud 9, hit the road, shoot the moon, the baron, scholar, walkie talkie...but i can;t think of one for 7s
interesting
yeah but its 12345
How do i save my account data if i want to play on a new device? I'm on mobile
yeah but hack refers to bad/low value jokes in stand up
something something like that
howd you lose
Just not enough juice. I was saving doubles for a +3 hand size and I didn't have enough cards in my deck. I had 26 steel kings when I could've had like 36
I should've been adding cards via packs and deathing them.
āA "hack" is a person who works in a creative capacity who does a mediocre job and is motivated only by money.ā
so low value
so 2-3-4-5
damn yeah
But I just didn't even think of that lmao.
If I had full hand I could've probably pushed Naninf.
why isn't this a two pair smh
I did get my favorite economy setup though. Negative Egg + tarot vouchers.
- more cards in shop.
Stone cards donāt have a rank
It's fun to get $400+ by spamming temperance.
Itās weird
Honestly I wish there was more to do with stone jokers.
Make em foil redseals
200 chips per card š„
Ye
there should be a moai joker that improves stones
A joker that made stone cards not count as a card in your played hand could be dirty.
So it becomes about spamming as many stones + a high combination of regular cards as possible.
like, bypass the 5 card limit?
Yeah but only with stone cards, so you use them to beef up your main hand.
plasma deck loves that
The hand size limitations would be more than enough to overly complicate a build like that and it probably wouldn't be better for anything in endless
there are 2 stone jokers in the game when most enhancements only get 1 š
Mult just does not have any lmfao
any gamers know if this is worth
Medusa joker that turns face cards into stone cards 
I like it
actually, do mult, bonus and wild cards have any specific jokers? stone, lucky, glass and steel do, theres midas for gold
Wild work with any suit joker
Ante 15 is a little late
Mult and bonus don't have any
fair
Perkeo scaling and whatnot is pretty dead in the water with that
is there any that are even better than dna rn
perkeo maybe?
The issue they're both ass
But i wouldn't take any over dna
I could agree with the complication issue but they'd be super useful in endless.
Your economy is bad man you need some gold kings in there BAD
Personally I think stone cards should count as the same rank sp you can 5oak stones
i got scared
With a high 5 card hand with something like Triboulet and retriggers, adding a bunch of, say, red trigger foil stone cards would be huge.
Add 5 of those and that's 1k extra chips.
stone and wild card really be useless
theres some but not many
Gotta have em dog your gonna fold in a few antes without the money
If you retrigger once it's 2k.
what improvements can i even make tho
Double tag on voucher skips
If that hologram isn't negative it goes as soon as you see a rebate
Then you roll like hell for a showman and blueprint
That's why you need the money
Really the only way to get stronger
Actually if that hologram isn't negative perkeo is just better
Even if it's at like 80x mult it's gonna fall way way wayyyy off in a few antes
Anything that can get you more blueprints or brainstorm ie money is better than hologram here
oh okay
Ante 15 is respectable though
Blueprint
or baron
if it's odd, put the extra on baron
if you got 2 copy jokers, you put 1 on each
if you have 3
you put 1 on each and extra on baron
if you got 1, put it on baron
So if 3 copy jokers 2 on baron 1 on mime and so forth?
oh ok
yup
if they're even
you can do 3-1 or 2-2, it's the same outcome
unless they're not red seals
if they're just steels, no red seals
then it's better to do 2-2 than 3-1
when in doubt
calc it out
https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/
Calculate the score of any Balatro hand
How in the world would playing stone cards be useful in endless
Bro forgot to pivot to mult
Endless is pointless š
Stones can be used for idol manipulation
Well i know that
Having 1000 slabs of rock in my deck or even my hand is just kinda funny
Feasible in the e's?
Doubt it
Scrolled up a bit, so it's about being able to play a lot of stones in hand?
I wonder if you can do Vampire Idol naneinf with that
One time thing of course but it'd be a way to abuse it
you can already do it in a dumb way
Want more mult from my rocks
What if they made them an actual card that could be changed to gold or steel without reverting back
No more idol tweaking I guess with that nvm
theres also 2 gold jokers, right? at least that one gets double trouble too
Unless the idol goes off on stone
My deck is just a big rock that I chisel pieces off of to play
they're schlombifying me tomorrow
idol can't pick stone
Ik it can't but what if it could
Who needs idol when you got 50 chips
the rock deck
Plasma enjoyers passing up every mult enhancement to push another slab into their deck
š
What are the giant jokers in the fangamer deck? Does anyone know because all of them come with a giant joker
i actually watched a video earlier where someone got the red deck and it came with baseball card
Yeah I know thereās baseball card and thereās is also hack but thatās all I know
someone got a cavendish
LUCKIEST 1ST TURN SHOP??
Double swash will go crazy
im gonna jump

Trying to get my second gold steak win, is baron worth
How I hate this game
i mean tbf u had nothing but a constellation
how many pairs have you played? youll probably win with a pair of aces
Yeah :P
guess whos frigging geeked rn š¼ š
what happens when you make a stone card into a different edition?
Enhancement you mean?
It loses the stone, yes yes
becomes normal-boring card with new enhancement
When wee joker is your only chips and you havenāt even been able to add any extra twos

Unlucky
Somehow managed to draw all 4 this round, yay scaling
Aw yis, strengthened an ace into one
more twos, yes yes
anyway note to self: hologram is an actually useful joker
especially if you can reliably scale it with dna
campfire actually goated
get a solid source of econ and it's like 4-5x mult pretty easily by the end of the ante
what I've sorta learnt is that you want the minimum number of jokers necessary to beat each round, and then fill the rest with econ/value generators
yup
Hello chat
hello, yes yes
how is the balatroing
Hmm I think itās time to send burnt packing - the game wonāt give me any xmult but burglar will essentially double my scoring potential
Thoughts?
bye burnt, yes
Plus if I get verdant I can sell it after the boss blind starts š§
Oof the boss is crimson
Rerolled into verdant
I donāt think cards being debuffed even hurts me here
what do i sell
your negative castle 
your soul, yes yes
(i'd sell lusty)
Why is your polychrome not at the end of the
well in this case it makes little difference
Raise your hands if youāre in āmy banana wouldnāt go extinct for 6 antesā gang
So worth
Youāre in endless anyway, it might let you live a little longer if you have joker unlocks to fish for at least
Lv19 HC with 40 uses
Gotta be honest I didnāt see myself squeaking through this one but it happened
Java (not JavaScript) makes me sick to my stomach
embrace python
Embrace ratkin, yes yes
We donāt acknowledge Java
I do c++
wtf is a gold sticker
No, heās increasing the value of the c variable
Iām making a struct for the jokers dw
Anyways gn all
If this was a serious question
Never got past green stake
You will with practice
Okay gang gn
nightnight
Can anyone tell me which joker is last on page 8? I think itās HTR (ooh but itās not, I found HTR)
Only missing it and Yorick for my collection
Okay,
Hit the road isn't that bad if you treat it as an x2 mult
However I made the mistake of playing it with certificate twice
You do NOT want less jacks
Is this 32k? I really dont wanna discard
ok but
i could just fucking pickup something else that's a 2x mult that doesn't need me to deckfix for jacks dawg
hat's ramen at
Yea but in my defense
and what's your hand levels
I need a gold sticker on hit the road
2x
sometimes the thing that's 2x mult that you pick up is hit the road
you can't be too picky with xmult or you'll die
Yeah...
actually the nuts
hand levels?
69
Starfire:
Doesnt matter, only high card is possible
Black deck big suck
Lv 1
suck what exactly
Yes
gonna have to discard
i will
get 8.9k per
Thank you
Bro I just ate a wild onion and shat my pants
bro do u mind if i save ur message
Go ahead
aight bro ur gonna be famous around my friends now
ok im lying i dont got none but
when i do get some u will be
š bedtime in bio
Can eternal gros michel die?
it can't be eternal
Plasma is fun :)
i was about to say how is michel eternel?
gz on gold stake win
Ty
The last few gold stickers are a pain to get :/
Pretty much just searching for specific commons in ante 8 and hoping
im dnamaxxing
thats a lotta 2s
R seal steel king
After seeing the Minecraft movie, I'm going to write a Balatro movie script for the fun of it
i... am JIMBO
too late
LOL
One point
Played by Willem Dafoe
His name is not Balatro Balatrez!? š
The ballad of tro
Im trying to beat every Deck on gold stake, I've already done so on Spectral, Anaglyph, and Checkered..
Plasma kinda hard??
just go big number
Plasma sucks
its hard to describe the dopamine i get when i see soul
8x from photo chad
hiker and runner for chips
hiker 1.5x
baron 1.5x
it's really not awful
I got a few kings
i literslly started playing today and i feel kinda proud jjhashs
does anyone know if theres gonna be a content update coming? i thought i heard it was Q1 2025
damn okay
it is like that tho
Sharing the same braincell ā„ļø
Best game ever
Can you use the decks like all cards are steal cards and all cards have a red seal in that deck that gives the upside to each deck
Fuck you deck: Start with only one 7 of diamonds card
What seeing double value when you have to use a fucking suit change to make it work
And 35 mult isn't a lot, compared to getting cash money
You start with one card in your deck
Seeing double isn't gonna work then
And it's just 7 mult
can i get balatro mods on mobile
Yea but it is better than 1 gold in this case
Yeah
Ask in #āć»modding-general or @languid quest in DMs
Hah Balatro cameo in black mirror?
I wonder if that was officially licensed or they just went ahead and included. Awesome either way
Yea it's the 11th time this week somebody has mentioned it
Do you know the answer?
18 times
where
i
overstock
burnt woohoo
situation: you are running full house
I have cleared black stake on every deck
Situation. You are on red deck going for straights
Bro my ass hurts
What the hell is this cursed nonsense?
I've shat 5 times today
Early Blueprint+Stencil is kinda funky. Need to find a better alternative though.
It's ez win through like ante 6 or 5 if gold stake
Nah seems consistent enough
Rolled two kings in a row, the universe might be telling me to swap
Hearts?
If they were another suit maybe but
Since they're hearts keep bloody
Think about how many hands you need to play if bloodstone fails each card in your flushes
If it's only one or two more hands than photograph it's not worth it
If it's more than two then swap
This assumes you're drawing whatever hand you want consistently and that you have more than two of them
If those assumptions aren't true the split is more even as to which to keep/take
Tough...
At which point just make a gut call
Fuck I hate this
Almost as much as I hate being dehydrated from Diarrhea
oh god...
I canāt swipe to reply anymore :(
At least I can type :) on mobile now without a /
How much is this hologram?
5x
Have you ever gotten 10 double tags and used it on negative joker
No
oh wow you're right
that's so silly considering the touch controls on the new app are garbage
In good news they added the ability to type :) without it turning into š
no i dont want to open the left page when i read the end of what im scrolling DOWN in, i didnt swipe left
that was always a thing that was toggleable in the settings
unless you mean its off by default now
Not on mobile for a long time
You had to go into the website on your browser to change it
Just got a personal record!
And for me on my iPhone it was impossible to turn it off because you couldnāt reach the toggle on the browser version because it didnāt fit on the screen
ah ios
Iām not sure if Iāve ever made it to the Es
i believe its been a feature on android app since launch
why can i only get blueprint when i play this game on my phone instead of on PC...
Because you have confirmation bias
Before this the highest I had made it to was the trillions and had lost on the small blind of ante 13
i have Empirical Evidence.
I only remember getting to 100b one time with 11 steel cards and a mime
Why do I always get brainstorm before I can afford it or before itās useful
the game is sentient and dislikes you
it's more like a Polybius situation.
Idk what that is, ai.
Yeah, plasma deck made it easier, but I had a legendary joker doing most of the heavy lifting that run.
weird al's last name...
i think you were cooking
Iām imitating those on the internet who say anything is ai whenever they donāt understand something
you must be est if your 12:00 is my 1:30
How tf are you 90 minutes ahead




