🎙・server-chat

[calm cypress]

ikr lol

still no clue why I bought banner

[narrow elm]

One of the best I've ever seen on a non yellow deck run

[calm cypress]

on blue deck

oh I have heiroglyph too

wait no

I dont

I lied

[slim heath]

Wow nice I haven't done gold stake but I got lucky cat to 22.25× and wee to 4688 chips

[narrow elm]

I've been trying to gold stake every deck lately

Rage quit black so I'm doing plasma now to chill for a while

[slim heath]

I've only been playing for 14days now so I haven't done gold stake but I have a deck that I can try is on

[meager plank]

Jockey jockey!

[meager plank]

I only have black stake

[narrow elm]

Nice, I'm pretty new to it myself. Fell in love with this game last month

First week I was playing till 3-4 am and practically a zombie at work and the gym

[meager plank]

Not a good idea

[slim heath]

Lol yeah I already have 41h in the game and I've only had it for 14days

[narrow elm]

Yeah, I play a lot less nowadays.

[meager plank]

I had 24 hours in 8 days 💔💔💔

[narrow elm]

Like maybe 10h a week, and a lot of it is while I'm on the stationary bike

[meager plank]

I would do that but I usually ride a mobile bike

[narrow elm]

I can't wait till I can get outside again to bike. It's almost not winter again

[slim heath]

Have you tried the Challenges some of them are fun

[narrow elm]

I've played a few

[meager plank]

I assume you’re not in America but I’m too lazy to do Celsius conversions but it’s been in the high 40s and 50s with no wind the last couple days so I’ve been outside a lot

[narrow elm]

I am in America, North East

[meager plank]

Oh it’s still cold over there?

Maybe you’ll get the warmth tomorrow because I’m Midwest

[narrow elm]

It's just raining/sleeting/snowing every day here lately

[meager plank]

Oh wow

I’m getting a new roof because of the hail a couple months ago 🔥🔥🔥

[narrow elm]

Getting this joker on Ante 1 you know it's gonna be a dub stake

[hoary kiln]

Fr

[meager plank]

Yeah and then I get nothing after it

[hoary kiln]

Especially with photograph

Photochad great combo

[meager plank]

Hahahahaha

[narrow elm]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

[meager plank]

Look at this one

[slim heath]

Ooooo

[hoary kiln]

Nice

[meager plank]

My teacher was a breakdancer and when I was a freshman we got him
To breakdance when the WiFi was out

[narrow elm]

Perkeo

[hoary kiln]

Has to be Chicot

[meager plank]

What’s the face card one

[slim heath]

No but for this challenge he's not bad

[hoary kiln]

Nice. Yoric

[narrow elm]

Treboulet

My favorite legendary

*triboulet

[meager plank]

I was thinking canio I had to google

[empty rock]

legendary in ante 3⁉️

[meager plank]

I’ve only ever gotten canio and perkeo

[hoary kiln]

Could be better

[hoary kiln]

The only one I haven't gotten ever is Yoric

[narrow elm]

nooooo

[empty rock]

never gotten a legendary before.. someday..

[hoary kiln]

Spoilers, I haven't watched the movie yet

[sharp shell]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-card-smart-gif-26764832

[narrow elm]

https://tenor.com/view/they-want-me-to-fight-the-chicken-chicken-jockey-garett-garrison-steve-a-minecraft-movie-they're-telling-me-to-fight-a-chicken-gif-3990854455384480186

[meager plank]

No it was in trailer

[hoary kiln]

The behind the scenes?

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jockey-jason-momoa-momoa-minecraft-movie-baby-zombie-gif-16882814588549611641

[meager plank]

Trailer # 3 and posted by Minecraft movie account I believe

[narrow elm]

I saw the movie yesterday, 400 people lost their god damn minds when that scene came on lol

[meager plank]

No way people are still seeing it

I thought it would be over by the week starting but it’s still going

That’s so crazy to me

[narrow elm]

Entire theater was packed. I thought I was like the last one to go see it, was busy with work all week.

[meager plank]

Might have to go again

I love the excuse to yell chicken jockey

[narrow elm]

I might go see it again cause the Stiffler's mom actresses' scenes are hilarious

"People always sue me when I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee"

[meager plank]

I dislike her

I liked the product placement

It was the most forced and unnatural product placement ever and that’s why j loved it

[empty rock]

i am placing blocks and shit cause i’m in fucking minecraft 🔥

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-gros-michel-banana-gif-10502851240289150758

[chrome rampart]

this run shouljd be interesting..

[meager plank]

I like how every time I talk here it somehow ends up talking about the Minecraft movie

[slim heath]

This is a sad day

[meager plank]

Nah

[meager plank]

Copy big banana

[slim heath]

I can take it

[meager plank]

Why is it 5/0

[slim heath]

It's a challenge

[narrow elm]

You need the hanging chad to really get that mult sky high

[meager plank]

How did you get the other jokers

[chrome rampart]

rolling

[meager plank]

On the floor laughing

[chrome rampart]

ya its my first trib run lets see how it goes

[finite shadow]

hm

[narrow elm]

I had my first good one earlier today, went to like ante 20

[meager plank]

Thanks

[empty rock]

interesting challenge

[narrow elm]

pretty nuts for non seeded

[meager plank]

Maybe the real pretty nuts were the friends we made along the way

[narrow elm]

ARGHHHHHHHH

[finite shadow]

do you already have chad

[narrow elm]

Yes, but all my stuff is negative besides him

so I don't really wanna sell any of it

[finite shadow]

wtfreak?

show build

[narrow elm]

I guess I could sell this

[slim heath]

Noooo!!!

[narrow elm]

since it's really just $5 a round

[finite shadow]

Why are u sending tiny little cropped ss!

showq da screen im curious

[chrome rampart]

we might be gaming

[finite shadow]

oh yeah gaming

[chrome rampart]

i love trading card so much

[finite shadow]

great card

depends on the run of course, but I would kinda prefer a cartomancer over a trading card, but that's just me

[narrow elm]

Fucked up the last run and in the first ante he's already returned to me

[finite shadow]

omen lol

[hoary kiln]

It has returned like a trained dog to his master

[tropic tundra]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[sonic storm]

tragedy

[tropic tundra]

fr

[sonic storm]

i got a negative blueprint

but got BRICKED by needle.

[hoary kiln]

Nice

[hoary kiln]

Where are the pixels

[narrow elm]

In another castle

[hoary kiln]

She is in the castle in the Castle Joker

She is stuck forever

[narrow elm]

money printing

[hoary kiln]

Nice

[chrome rampart]

what now hmm

[finite shadow]

goodbye trading card

[chrome rampart]

i really like the deck fixing from it but ya that seems like the correct choice

[hoary kiln]

Sell trib

[chrome rampart]

genius!

[finite shadow]

Yeah but it's black stake. You should be able to generate enough money to not need trading card

[karmic venture]

Hi, I'm new playing Balatro

[finite shadow]

just open all the card packs and look for as many purple seals as possible

[hoary kiln]

Are you balatroing it rn?

[finite shadow]

hi !

[tropic tundra]

hi

[karmic venture]

hi

[near yew]

hello balagamers

[hoary kiln]

Ih

[near yew]

together we are balagto

[finite shadow]

hi

[finite shadow]

bal;ta

[finite shadow]

whitemode what the fuck

[near yew]

yes

[chrome rampart]

what should i brainstorm here for most amount of money

[hoary kiln]

Are you balatroing it rn?

[finite shadow]

trib

[near yew]

im balatroing it im balatroing it im balatroing it

[opaque shard]

Mf shows up as soon as I win

[hoary kiln]

Business card (not being silly rn)

[chrome rampart]

icic

[tropic tundra]

bro

[finite shadow]

i totally meant sock btw not trib

[tropic tundra]

it happened again

another one in another store in another run

[finite shadow]

i mean mathematically theres no significance to copying trib or business card

[marble hearth]

bro does anyone else see what i'm seeing

[hoary kiln]

Man, stfu

[karmic venture]

I could not win any game of Balatro

[finite shadow]

but i like to copy retriggers because law of averages speaking, it seems statistically more significant when viewing each retrigger as it's own, isolated 1/2 event @chrome rampart

but to each their own, I don';t believe there's an actual difference

[finite shadow]

these dudes are surely exploring eachothers bodies one hundred emoji

[lost kindle]

"one hundred emoji" 😭

[marble hearth]

💯💯💯💯💯

[chrome rampart]

interesting

[finite shadow]

likely just me being schizo

[slim heath]

W

[lost kindle]

nat negatiev?

[hoary kiln]

Roffle be rolling in his chair rn

[hoary kiln]

No, negative tag

Clearly

[slim junco]

Now you need chaos the clown
The flag thing i forgot

[hoary kiln]

Bc its free

[lost kindle]

bro if it was nat negative

[slim junco]

And youll be using the

[lost kindle]

i'd acc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1358750925946224750/image0.gif

[karmic venture]

It is not for being presumed but I have this on the keyboard ñ

[slim junco]

Ñ

[marble hearth]

i love how vague this was but everyone got it

[lost kindle]

are you spanish

[slim heath]

It was a tag

[hoary kiln]

I knew it

[lost kindle]

i thought i was sxchizo when i read this

[karmic venture]

yes

[lost kindle]

fair enough

[slim heath]

Bro!!!

[marble hearth]

who even plays normal stake at this point 😭

[finite shadow]

nice nice, copying devious joka gets bigger number tho as far as blueprint

[finite shadow]

a lot of people

[hoary kiln]

Me for fun

[karmic venture]

I did not understand the truth I did not only use a translator

[slim heath]

I do but challenge are fun too

[finite shadow]

I love this guy

I really like this joker idea

nice palu

[opaque shard]

Thank

Idk if I should talk about it here tho actually

[calm cypress]

wait i have a question about brainstorm and blueprint: if blueprint is the leftmost card, would brainstorm copy blueprint's ability (and thus the card to brainstorm's right) or copy the 2nd card's ability?

[finite shadow]

you know I'm a mega hater. I don't have any negatives to this. sounds pretty cool

[finite shadow]

correct

[calm cypress]

which one

[finite shadow]

wait what

[opaque shard]

I can talk about it and delete it right after

[karmic venture]

What advice can you give me to win my first game

[finite shadow]

why would blueprint copy a card to brainstorm's right?

[opaque shard]

Blueprint copies brainstorm

[slim heath]

We gaming

[lost kindle]

why are they so expensive

[slim heath]

Challenge

[lost kindle]

ohh ok

[finite shadow]

it would copy the card to the right of blueprint, if brainstorm is the fifth and blueprint is the first, the second card would be copied twice

[meager plank]

Just beat black stake with the strangest build I may have ever had

[finite shadow]

ive beaten black deck with some fucked up builds cant lie

what was yours

[opaque shard]

I beat gold stake with runner ride the bus and blackboard

Can't get weirder than that

[oblique hound]

Btw why not copy dusk

[finite shadow]

but logically think to urself what ability would allow brainstorm to copy two jokers?

[meager plank]

Fortune teller, hologram, burnt, and photograph, I had the one that upgrades first discarded poker hand but had to sell it for boss blind. Probably the first time I’ve won with nothing with direct synergy

[finite shadow]

Oh I see its options

[meager plank]

And most of my deck was spades with high card and flush leveled up a lot

[finite shadow]

Interesting, okay, I've never seen someone confused with this but the way you explained it actually makes sense to why someone would be confused lol

[calm cypress]

no no, I was asking it it would copy blueprint's ability to copy and apply it

[finite shadow]

both brainstormand blueprint in this case would copy big mike

so mike would trigger thrice

[opaque shard]

Not that weird tbf

But definitely interesting

[meager plank]

Most of my wins before have been much more organized

[opaque shard]

That's fair

[meager plank]

My first win was probably weird I only had chips and + mult

[calm cypress]

I think the logic is when the jokers trigger it happens left to right so bp actually swipes the abilities and bs copies them off of bp

[meager plank]

I didn’t even know there was X mult yet

[calm cypress]

but ya got it, that is a clean way to do it that minimizes funny business

[opaque shard]

I still remember what jokers I won my first win with

[midnight moon]

WAZZUP

[finite shadow]

just triggers as if it was that card, so brainstorm would trigger last, as if it was gros michel

[midnight moon]

Guys i have a question…

[meager plank]

I don’t because my first and 5th win were in the same session

[opaque shard]

Green joker, smiley face, chad and crafty

[midnight moon]

Do i take the rare tag or do i wait until negative tag

[opaque shard]

Oh and sock and buskin

Hiker carried too but I sold him cuz verdant leaf

[finite shadow]

negative lol you wont have room for all the rares

[calm cypress]

yeah but it takes the ability before it triggers, important for ay, socks

[midnight moon]

Pls answer…

[meager plank]

When I was really new I thought the smiley face and face cards + chips were really good and sock was bad

[meager plank]

From my understanding we don’t like negative tag

[midnight moon]

Kk

[calm cypress]

who said that lmao

[meager plank]

Me

[finite shadow]

it triggers in normal placement order as if it was the joker it was copying and the order it would otherwise naturally trigger in, again if it were the card it is copying

[opaque shard]

My first gold stake was swashbuckler egg summit and 2 lucky cats

[calm cypress]

ya ya

[grave smelt]

who is "we"

[meager plank]

My first magic deck was very similar

[meager plank]

Me myself and I

[opaque shard]

I/me/myself

[finite shadow]

because it is not retriggering the joker, but copying the ability, so the trigger order is unadulterated as if it were a second of the same joker

[buoyant orbit]

Heylo chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309994750606184552/1328483897461309601/straightjorkinit.gif

[midnight moon]

Nvm i lost already…

[slim heath]

I am I just took that picture before I figured out the best way to use it

Anyways I'm poor

[chrome rampart]

ah mars just what i needed

[opaque shard]

Hi poor

[finite shadow]

what's showman doing for you here, sock?

[meager plank]

The run I just won has turned into photochad at ante 10

[opaque shard]

Peak

[chrome rampart]

ya searching for sock

[meager plank]

I won’t make it past ante 10 but don’t worry

[oblique hound]

Yeah probably gonna want some lucky cards if ur using dusk

[opaque shard]

You guys might have noticed how every planet card makes sense for the hand it upgrades

[oblique hound]

Cuz otherwise you are gonna be poor with lack of hands

[meager plank]

I understood all of them except Jupiter and earth

[oblique hound]

Also you should have above 25 $ at almost all times for earning interest, did you lose it all to the boss that sets money to 0?

[opaque shard]

Earth upgrades full house

[meager plank]

I thought earth was 2 pairs im slow

[slim heath]

No I bought something for $25 anyway I just wanted to win and do something else

[opaque shard]

Jupiter upgrades the highest hand after straight flush cuz it's the biggest planet

[chrome rampart]

sock tuah acquisition

[opaque shard]

Let me correct that

[oblique hound]

Earth makes sense cuz people live in houses on earth

[opaque shard]

The highest 5 card hand

[finite shadow]

i didn't want to rain on your parade but the odds of actually finding that sock were unfathomably low, jesus lmfao

[oblique hound]

Flush house and 5oak say hi

[slim heath]

W

[finite shadow]

if only that damn trading card wasn't eternal it'd be invisible city

[chrome rampart]

the money generation helped fund all those rolls

[finite shadow]

hmmm

[opaque shard]

Mars is 4oak cuz that's its position in the solar system

Neptune is straight flush cuz its the last planet

[inner tiger]

Ooo I'm listening

[opaque shard]

Mercury and Venus upgrade the lowest hands after high card

Pluto upgrades high card cuz y'know dwarf planet

[near yew]

wait they actually have a meaning ??

[opaque shard]

And then Uranus upgrades two pair cuz it's the only one left

[near yew]

Bravo Thunk

[near yew]

or two pair of booty

[opaque shard]

It also has synergy with trousers

There's a joke to be made there

[near yew]

its funny because its not mature

[inner tiger]

If you don't know the story of gros Michel and cavendish you need to google it immediately

[near yew]

chat it’s time to lolz and rofl

[near yew]

about gros michel being an excting banana species or something?

[old wolf]

Does anyone here play balatro? I don't know what deck to use

[near yew]

no

we hate balatro

[opaque shard]

Nah nobody here plays that game

[old wolf]

Know any servers of balatro players?

[inner tiger]

I mean there are two pairs within the lower body subset

[near yew]

we made a fan club to hate on balayto

[ember root]

Scream if you HATE Balatro!!!

[near yew]

[old wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-screaming-lebron-james-yelling-nba-lebron-james-screaming-gif-2259314201606716528

[opaque shard]

True

[near yew]

thunk is a bit… cheeky…

[old wolf]

My friend is a sweat at balatro, is there some kind of hidden tech.

Or is it just pure memorization of cards and how they work.

[near yew]

really it’s just disguised math

[opaque shard]

Idk why the secret planets were picked the way they are tho

[near yew]

planet zebes next

[old wolf]

That's what they say, but I have no idea what jokers do until I get them.

[inner tiger]

Yea which led to cavendish being the most produced, superiorly disease resistant banana. You can only have a shot at getting cavendish after folding gros Michel and it going extinct

[finite shadow]

they're right, the tech is math

[old wolf]

Too many sweats on balatro 😔

[near yew]

thats ehy you get them at first

[lost kindle]

frame perfect tech of calculation

[near yew]

and ditch if they don’t help you

[near yew]

calculator sweats in shambles

[old wolf]

I always go for economy and get screwed over in points.

Ig I'll just keep playing until I memorize it.

[finite shadow]

there's beauty in balance

[near yew]

yes

balance is veey important

[dapper crystal]

does a full house count as two pair?

[near yew]

also id watch guys like Roffle and Balatro University

[inner tiger]

Never look af $25 being a hats stop early game. It's a grey line with exceptions

[near yew]

contains one yes

[finite shadow]

the more you play the more you will automatically familiarize yourself with how the games and items synergize with eachother

[dapper crystal]

sick

[near yew]

or reset until photochad

[old wolf]

My highest score is only like 100m, around there.

[finite shadow]

aware

[old wolf]

Only beat the game once :/

My friend beats the game every two times pretty much

[near yew]

reset for poop fly joker

[old wolf]

Thanks for the information on how to play the game more.

https://tenor.com/view/patrik-bottle-hat-gif-26508133

[opaque shard]

Balatro tip

Win

[near yew]

bro really wanted a boozie fade

[near yew]

second tip, make big number

[dapper crystal]

specifically asking cause if spare trousers activates with a full house that makes it worth so I'm not sacrificing points

[opaque shard]

Third tip, always pick up 8 ball

[meager plank]

For some reason the highest stake I have unlocked is on magic deck

[inner tiger]

Bump. Balatro university will teach u the most. Roffle has a dif play style and his vids are shortsee. Northernion will make u laugh and teach u about life

[near yew]

thats true

[inner tiger]

And Zaino exists

[dapper crystal]

magic is fun

[meager plank]

I WILL NEVER PICK UP THST GOD FORSAKEN BALL OF LIES

[near yew]

can you go into e’s with money in vanilla?

[inner tiger]

Yeah

[meager plank]

you can try if you want but you might not make it

[inner tiger]

U mean the base game

Ohh in money??

[finite shadow]

you can naneinf money vanilla

[inner tiger]

How

[finite shadow]

obnoxiously tedious and time consuming, but possible tech

[opaque shard]

Get good

[inner tiger]

I'll write that down lol

[opaque shard]

Lukewarm take: Bull > Bootstraps

[near yew]

probably possible but has it been done?

[grave smelt]

has anyone done it?

[inner tiger]

E money sounds impossible lol what's the recipe

[finite shadow]

yes, thats why i said you can naneinf money in vanilla

[lost kindle]

cryptod mod

[inner tiger]

Oh. Lmao

Though vanilla meant base game

[opaque shard]

Idk watch a doc video

[near yew]

fair

[inner tiger]

119/20 stakes... is tonight the night?!

[opaque shard]

He probably knows

[near yew]

Dexter Balatro

[finite shadow]

requires perkeo

[near yew]

bro is gonna ceremonial dagger his next victim

[inner tiger]

Omg

[near yew]

sell everything? or make 80 billion gold cards and mime them?

[inner tiger]

I was boutta have my first gold stake dagger win the other day and my game soft locked

[clever haven]

hi balatro fellows

secp256k1;:SmiFc,S&B,HChd,Trib,Photo;4OAK-L1;AS,KC,9D,10H;KH-PC-MULT-RS,KH-PC-MULT-RS,KH-PC-MULT-RS,KH-PC-MULT-RS;Vou:;Cons:;TG:;

this is a balatro game state, what does it mean?

[lost kindle]

what did you do

[meager plank]

Everything

[clever haven]

can you explain what it menas i have NEVER played this game before

[lost kindle]

ask #💻・modding-dev

[meager plank]

No

[lost kindle]

or #⚙・modding-general

[clever haven]

oh is this a mod

[lost kindle]

they know abt coding

no

just ask them

they know abt balatros game code

[grave smelt]

is it a glitch? theres no Xmoney and i feel like you couldnt get enough temprences to make a fraction of it unless theres a method im forgetting

[lost kindle]

im too stupid to understand it tho

[clever haven]

apparently the jokers are outlined as they were to generate the score, in order left to right

[near yew]

temperance is a good guess too

with a shit ton of negative and the gift card ???

[lost kindle]

ohh its that

[clever haven]

yaeh do u know how i could get the score

[lost kindle]

wdym getting the score

[finite shadow]

essentially, you use perkeo to obtain all 22 tarot cards, one extra temperance and one extra emporer. use the temperance, when you have all tarots and no showman, it cant give you one you already have, it gives you the placeholder, which is fool. use emporer, and it will give you the fool and temperance. repeat infinitely

[grave smelt]

thats all i can think but if money naninf is the same e308 like score naninf i feel like that would be impossible in only 39 antes especially considering that some jokers would have to be used to score money

[finite shadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=2RBIke_LOzk&ab_channel=BalatroUniversity

[clever haven]

like when u set up this position in balatro apparentlyi ts a score or smn

i have no idea how tf this game works bro 🙏

[karmic venture]

How are Balatro's screen capture

[oblique hound]

Yeah but this process would take years

[finite shadow]

yeah

but the question was if it was possible

[grave smelt]

oh wow i didnt even think about that

[chrome rampart]

o7

it was a good run

[calm cypress]

technically the game's code allows for it though

[near yew]

damnn

okay

pretty cool

thank you for this insightful knowledge

[finite shadow]

I mean, you'd just have to pop a little over a centillion temperances. no biggie

[lost kindle]

an ant bit my toe and i cant move it anymore

[opaque shard]

Can't move it move it anymore

[lost kindle]

i hope youre cavendish dies in the first round you play with it\

[karmic venture]

5 hours or 6 playing Balatro for 3 days in a row and I could not win any game

[finite shadow]

That's okay, sometimes it takes time!

[empty rock]

o7

[finite shadow]

was there something you wanted help with?

[empty rock]

ggs

[karmic venture]

I need help for a good Jokers deck

[finite shadow]

all jokers can be good. its about how to use them

[karmic venture]

ok

[lost kindle]

seance

8ball

[finite shadow]

yes and?

[cyan sable]

Lucky cat procs 5 times in a row, saving run and giving a billion dollars.

[ember root]

Bro eternal Chaos the Clown 💔

[cyan sable]

only reason I survived actually (free reroll into lucky cat and I had 6 bucks exactly)

also, gold sticker

[inner tiger]

If you don't win every run in an avg 23 mins and beat all stakes for 13 decks you should give up

Is what I heard

[meager plank]

New favorite deck

[thorny galleon]

Hey balatro
Guess what
‽

[meager plank]

Wtf is that

[thorny galleon]

Interrobang

‽

[finite shadow]

think i can pull it off?

[inner tiger]

I love it sm. It's hard to gold stake tho bc the tempting skips end up hurting you overall

[prime jay]

finally just unlocked liquidation

[meager plank]

What

[prime jay]

i wasnt even going for it i just had a run that liked vouchers

[finite shadow]

its my favorite deck especially on gold tbh

[thorny galleon]

And also
𓆫

[meager plank]

What do I even buy with $288

[meager plank]

I have the joker that gains x mult from skips 🔥🔥

[prime jay]

hold for interest

[finite shadow]

dont do this

[meager plank]

I only have 5 max come on

[inner tiger]

Throwback is an immediate grab for me lol

[finite shadow]

no offense

[inner tiger]

Love I

[prime jay]

no i was kidding lol

sorry i should have put /j

[finite shadow]

no my fault for getting baited /j is insanely cringe cant lie

[inner tiger]

Gun to my head had to pick a favorite daughter it prob be even Steven's

[meager plank]

I don’t even know what jokers I have

[prime jay]

over even steven???

[finite shadow]

no way, i'm an even steven die heart

[meager plank]

I have 3 negative jokers and it overstimulates me so I just hope they work out

[finite shadow]

this guy gets it

[prime jay]

this girl gets it

[finite shadow]

real

[inner tiger]

I meant to type ES

[finite shadow]

intentionally didnt put /j home dawg

consider it even

steven

[inner tiger]

but I was also kidding lol

[prime jay]

even steven genuinely amazing tho

like as an earlygame pickup

i mean its flat mult so :)

[finite shadow]

steven fucks on ancient

steve my goat

[prime jay]

odd todd + even steven + fibonacci + hack
its not like that amazing or anything but its funny

[plain gust]

boooooooooooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[inner tiger]

It's obv matador but that's too em generic of an answer so I'm going loyalty card

/s.

[meager plank]

I just won my first ever game with the anagluph deck 🔥🔥

[finite shadow]

8 cards left can he rip it

(yes he can)

[inner tiger]

I do love Todd and Steven but I always end up having to sell them. They deserve their stickers

[prime jay]

todd and steven are earlygame winners for sure

[inner tiger]

What abtev

[prime jay]

hard to get stickers on them tho yeah

[inner tiger]

I actually found that to be easy, just only play the bosses lll

[finite shadow]

yeah

[plain gust]

smh literally missing one card that would have won me the run

[inner tiger]

Oh didn't see second pick

[finite shadow]

my challenges reset for whatever reason so I'm doing them again

[forest star]

Guess which boss blind i got

[finite shadow]

get planted

[ember root]

The Head

[forest star]

Yes 😔

(And yes I didn’t get Baron) 😭 😭 😭

[finite shadow]

i know this feeling all too well

[prime jay]

yeah i noticed you have neither a baron or a mime

full photochad

[forest star]

I stacked my canio to like x28?

The DNA and trading card worked very well

[forest star]

I was waiting for either of the 2

[finite shadow]

i rerolled into the plant on a naneinf run this morning, that hurt

[karmic venture]

With which deck they collect me to complete a game first

[forest star]

They never çame

[forest star]

😭 😭 😭

[meager plank]

Bro

This is the best run of my life

[finite shadow]

yeah, its easier to get online than idol and the only other build in the game that allows you to score high enough to naneinf setup

because two jokers can carry you to e14

[forest star]

You see the runs where I want baron and mime I never get them

[prime jay]

i did some calculating with scaling xmult jokers - while exponentiating jokers multiply their xmult, scaling adds xmult at a flat rate, making each addition a smaller multiplication of the multiplier multiplier.

[meager plank]

Do I get rid of baseball card for a legendary if I only have 2 uncommon

[forest star]

Like this was KoH steel red seal literally everything u want

[prime jay]

chigoat incoming

[finite shadow]

you mean scaling +mult ?

[prime jay]

scaling xmult

[meager plank]

What’s that

[prime jay]

chicot

[meager plank]

Aren’t they all

[forest star]

Disables all boss blinds

[prime jay]

like hologram

[prime jay]

no

not all xmult jokers are scaling

[meager plank]

I got triboulet

[prime jay]

a lot of them give a base number like x3

[forest star]

I was gonna sell Hologram for Baron/Mime (I never got either)

[forest star]

W

[prime jay]

you won

[finite shadow]

i don't understand the point of that tho?

[prime jay]

i just got yorick andy and both discard jokers at once

[meager plank]

I thought you were talking about legendary jokers and it was because I’ve only had perkeo and the one that goes up when you destroy face cards

[finite shadow]

"scaling mult jokers scale" it reads like

[prime jay]

ok no so like for example

[forest star]

Also is plasma deck the easiest deck to win with in the game as for some reason I keep losing with every other deck

[finite shadow]

on white stake yeah

on gold stake absolutely not

[forest star]

Isn’t gold stake just awful on any deck

[meager plank]

Bro this seed is the goat

[finite shadow]

i mean im playing on gold stake if im not doing ahigh score run, so not necessarily, but for the most part yeah it can be difficult

[prime jay]

baron does 1.5x^n right, meaning it always gets another 1.5x to its xmult for every king added. its consistent in that way.
so i was wondering how fast, like, hologram, or yorick scale. so like yorick for example gets a 2x multiplier, then a 1.5x multiplier, then a 1.33x multiplier, then a 1.25x multiplier, then a 1.2x multiplier, then a 1.166x multiplier. to its own multiplier, if that makes sense.

[meager plank]

I got soul, black hole, 3 negatives, $160 boss blind, blueprint, holo ancient joker

[prime jay]

having many small xmult is better than one big xmult if that makes sense

[forest star]

Damn wtf I have yet to even unlock gold stake lol

[inner tiger]

Oh my god last night I showe my buddy Balatro. He loves it. We're playing ghost deck and I come into a baron build. I got 47 tarot cards and not a single one was steel. No BP BS or mime

[forest star]

I usually play yellow deck most of the time cuz people told me it was easy and now I just think I have a skill issue

[prime jay]

yellow deck isn't really easy

it makes the earlygame easier cause u have easy money and interest early, but it's not, like easy

[inner tiger]

You're probably over spending at shops

[prime jay]

it requires you to make good use of that money

[finite shadow]

what do you mean? Are you factoring in discardability and playable deck size in terms of potential exponentiation?

[forest star]

I try to get to $25 then I start spending

[prime jay]

yeah, exactly

adding cards to your deck gives you diminishing returns on hologram, versus adding more kings to your in-hand on baron

[forest star]

Damn I was told it was the easiest deck to win gold stake on lol…

[inner tiger]

At the end of the shop you should have 25 and then click next

[prime jay]

it is of course easier to do the former, right? thats why its worse, balance wise

[inner tiger]

With exceptions of course

[forest star]

Yes I know

[meager plank]

Bro I have photochad blueprint triboulet with ancient joker

[inner tiger]

Hmm

[forest star]

I am still dying

Hahaha

[inner tiger]

What build

[forest star]

Idk, it will always adapt

How do I get better at the game 🥲 I am very bad

[prime jay]

like having a hologram at x5 is equivalent to having a card that gives 2x, then 1.5x, then 1.33x, then 1.25x, then 1.2x, then 1.166x. like mathematically, if you had that card and an x5 hologram, theyd be the same

the next number it multiplies by is always lower, approaching 1 but never reaching it

[finite shadow]

i get what you mean, but it wouldn't necesarily work that way. Mathematically in most cases you'd treat it with non-repetition. Because the triggering of jokers does not take into account the size of your deck or the potential of your multiplication. I get what you mean and it's definitely an interesting perspective, but mathematically not realistic because you're not actually seeing the detriment of the deck depreciation affecting any numeric calculations with the jokers up top- assuming you have both baron and yorick, its important to note the non-detriment of discarding too- which can be significantly greater in most cases. you discard 5 cards that arent kings, and then you discard 5 more cards that arent king, yorick's number doesn't move an inch, but using that same perspective you used for depreciation, think of Baron's potential appreciation in terms of potential kings

[prime jay]

well i guess the point is moreso like, why you cant get naneinf with one big xmult and instead need a ton of smaller xmults

[finite shadow]

dont mean to nitpick the baron specifics, but using cavendish for example, fixed 3x. I'd say, and likely anyone else, would say that yorick is objectively better, because it does in fact scale

[finite shadow]

oh I was approaching it bakcwards huh

[prime jay]

yorick is objectively better than cavendish after you've discarded 43 cards on it, because it is equivalent and still scales. if you chuck a cavendish for a yorick late you might lose, though, and thats important to think about

[inner tiger]

It's hard to give general advice like that but I can answer specific questions

[prime jay]

i like thinking about math

algebra

when it comes to balatro

[finite shadow]

Yeah but that wasn't the discussion!

[finite shadow]

i do as well a lot

[wraith wharf]

First wee run chat

[finite shadow]

im a statistical analyst professionally. this stupid card game scratches an itch

[forest star]

I just know hanging Chad and photograph are good, most of the rare jokers are good (except the oddly specific ones and the vagabond)

[wraith wharf]

I consider this an absolute victory

[finite shadow]

thats one girthy wee

[prime jay]

like it kind of blew my mind that in a range, if you multiply two numbers at two equal but opposite ends of the range, the closer you get to the midpoint, the larger the multiple will be

like in retrospect thats obvious but its such a cool thing to think about

[finite shadow]

yeah, percisely this is the math behind naneinf. that range being the equation of retriggers to scoring effects

[wraith wharf]

I had nothing and suddently I had dna, bp, bt, hack and wee

[finite shadow]

and not even naneinf just the multiplication into large numbers as efficiently as possible in general

[wraith wharf]

Plasma white stake runs are so fun

Playing only chips is so good

[forest star]

If I beat black deck gold stake does that mean I’m good at the game

[finite shadow]

yeah

[forest star]

Damn ts aint gonna happen 💀

[inner tiger]

The trick is to find jokers that work together. They're all over the place. With the general premise of chips and mult in the beginning, preferably scaling ones. And transitioning to xmult cards (preferably scaling ones). Snd always remember do NOT neglect chips. You should typically have one joker dedicated to chips

[finite shadow]

you got this

[forest star]

Can i pay someone ten cents to do it form,e

[wraith wharf]

On the dot holy

Always so good to do this

[inner tiger]

How so

[prime jay]

you dont need a chip joker if you have a lot of levels in big chip planets btw

[forest star]

Oh oki, i Will always try to pick up the jokers like hologram or the cat

But I never find them

They just do not appear

[forest star]

Ten cents

[prime jay]

black deck gold stake should probably be your final challenge; id say personally that its the hardest thing in the base game besides the challenge decks

[red hamlet]

Vagabond is good
Just weird to play with

[forest star]

I do not want to be broke forever

[prime jay]

most of the rare jokers are incredibly situational

[finite shadow]

you dont need xmult jokers either. it all depends on your deck building and jokers

[red hamlet]

Yeah but you get so many tarots to deck fix

Ans you can pop a temperance or a hermit to not be broke for shop phase

[prime jay]

thats true especially in the early game

[finite shadow]

thank god the other D1 hater elitist is here

was getting hard doing all the lifting

[red hamlet]

It's so peak

[forest star]

balatro theorycrafting

[finite shadow]

hiker carry

[red hamlet]

Vagabond actually

[red hamlet]

Giga feeding the fortune teller

[storm fable]

bug

[finite shadow]

thx for sending twice trhe first time def wasnt enough

ante 2 marble grimbo and campfire this run is already won

[inner tiger]

I could run thru a game with u I was just doing a few this morning with my friend and I had fun teaching

@nat

[forest star]

Damn 😭 thanks for the offer but I’m about to go to bed LOL

[inner tiger]

Lmao okay. Just watch Balatro universities videos

[forest star]

They are so long holy mama

Thanks for the advice though

:D

[prime jay]

i think the main advice to give you is that balatro is heavily focused on economy management. you can win runs by being broke but its a lot easier if youre not

thats pretty obvious advice but i cant really think of any more general advice like that, most advice would be more run-specific

[forest star]

Thank you

[inner tiger]

<@&1133519078540185692> can you make this my avi lol

[forest star]

I need to be rich

[prime jay]

well

having a bunch of money is cool but its moreso making enough money to sustain your run

using the money you have while saving to keep possibilities open

[forest star]

I will be rich to the point where I shit money in balatro

[finite shadow]

he hitting that

[onyx saffron]

chat i graduated bmt what do i do now

should i graduate tech school too

[finite shadow]

sure

[prime jay]

best money making strat = blueprint brainstorm invis on perkeo with a hermit. its super easy to get cause all those jokers appear in the shop all the time. youll have this by ante one easy

(/j)

[inner tiger]

Play Balatro

[finite shadow]

wtf

why is he so chill

[onyx saffron]

im doing ATC i dont wanna get washed 😮‍💨

[finite shadow]

damn

[finite shadow]

he's way too messy no way

[prime jay]

its funny cause this leaves room for one scoring joker so it needs to be an extra good one lmao

[forest star]

How I get perkeo

[finite shadow]

he go eeuuugh

[prime jay]

sheer luck

[prime jay]

1/5 chance from soul

[finite shadow]

the voices are telling him to kill! oh hell nahhhwww

[forest star]

I have unlocked Canio Triboulet and Yorick

[spark slate]

YES MY QUEEN

[lofty hull]

Guys 😎🔥🗿

[prime jay]

first shoot the moon build ive ever seen

i mean ive seen them just not in the lategame

[slim junco]

We need WEEEEEE joker

[finite shadow]

STM is peak common joker

[prime jay]

shoot the moon is really good on ante 2

[lofty hull]

Finally after 3 months I completed the last deck

[spark slate]

Me yesterday

[finite shadow]

one of few commons you can immediately tailor an entire build off of and have enough scoring to back it up

[slim junco]

Felicidades

[slim junco]

We love some
WEEE

[spark slate]

WEEEEEEEE

[prime jay]

chat i just beat zodiac deck on gold stake, what deck should i do next

[finite shadow]

whichever comes after zodiac on gold stake

[spark slate]

I just did checker deck gold stake last night, so why not

[prime jay]

i already did checkered deck

[spark slate]

Oh

[finite shadow]

then anaglyph

[prime jay]

ive done nebula, checkered, magic, and ghost

[prime jay]

alright

ive been kind of holding off on that one cause it seems kinda boring

[finite shadow]

goe blue red yellow green

[prime jay]

but like might as well

[inner tiger]

Abandoned is easy

[finite shadow]

its my favorite deck anaglyph

[inner tiger]

Blue is easy

[finite shadow]

abandoned very fun for straights

[prime jay]

well i dont really need "easy"

[inner tiger]

Yeah resistive lol

[finite shadow]

ok black deck go

[inner tiger]

Relatos

[prime jay]

fuck it

[lofty hull]

You speak Spanish (Thanks by the way)

[inner tiger]

Relative

[prime jay]

lets go black deck

[slim junco]

I believe i do speak spanish!

[finite shadow]

have fun

[slim junco]

Native language

[finite shadow]

you will not

[slim junco]

Black deck and fun together on a sentence is very weird

[prime jay]

i will make good use of that extra joker slot trust

[inner tiger]

Hell on earth. Screaming and crying in an overturned kayak in the river styx

[half whale]

tried making the mult counter in blender

[lofty hull]

Genial pa, gracias por las felicitaciones

[finite shadow]

wwhite stake is so easy i actually forgot I had an obelisk lmfao

[spark slate]

Whaaaa??? Obelisk good???

[finite shadow]

fastest scaling xmult joker in the game yeah its good

[lofty hull]

It's a bit difficult for me to use The Obelisk, But it's a good Joker.... I guess, if you know it uri

[wraith wharf]

Muscle memory so bad I got scared when I saw the plant

E20 cuz idol

2nd best score

Lil bro ended at 2920

XWH25DFN if anyone wants to try out

[lofty hull]

lmao 😎

[wraith wharf]

This seed has heavy idol potential

Im just dumb and cant use it

[prime jay]

its fine everyone i got a burglar and a grabber

red stake done

easily

[inner tiger]

Next

One more stake... erratic

[finite shadow]

erratic is a deck

[fiery yew]

what is balatro

[wraith wharf]

Yes

[half whale]

a jester

[inner tiger]

I refuse to try in on a relative balance deck. Gimme 13 4s and no face cards. Idc. Give me polychrome madness but never give me an eternal. Idc. Fuck me up

[inner tiger]

Thanks for the tip

I need gold stake and I have 120

[fiery yew]

i chose balatro

and i am happpy

sry wife and kids

im a happy man

[inner tiger]

Send children to mines -> send wife to Senegal -> play Balatro

[finite shadow]

bingo!

[split hemlock]

I'd like to pitch an idea for an all-original adaptation of Balatro movie.

It is about these four quirky people that embark on a Jimbo Journey and meet "John Balatro" himself. One of the characters (named Michael) eats an rotten banana and John Balatro himself says “THATS GROSS, MICHAEL!!!” and then the 1 in 6 chance triggers and a bomb ignites, killing everyone in the vicinity. There will also be a "Director's Cut" version release.

any thoughts ? Yay or nay?

[finite shadow]

sweet

yippeee

[near yew]

doesnt have Jimbo nor even steven and odd todd

denied by thunk

or chaos the clown

[split hemlock]

If it would help blueprint and brainstorm have a romance subplot

[near yew]

10/10

would recommend not showing the reddit mods

[split hemlock]

LMAO

[near yew]

shit susie you are hilarious i love you

[languid quest]

[inner tiger]

You missed the part where merry Andy comes in and causes various shenanigans and tomfoolery, only for madness to overreact to the whole thing and kill him

[near yew]

ceremonial dagger him

[lament hollow]

together… we are BALATRO!

And then

all the jokers do that hand thing

[near yew]

ceremonial dagger, eternal egg and swashbucker have a toxic love triangle

[lament hollow]

and run inside the casino and start pokering all over the place

[languid quest]

Hmmm

What a nice starry night

Surely

There's nothing

There

Right

[lament hollow]

I squinted thinking that omniman twerking was going to appear

[near yew]

am i stupid

theres noything

[languid quest]

That's the meme

[lament hollow]

placebo effect

he wants to make you think somethings there

[languid quest]

Me when balls of steel and placebo

🔥 🔥 🔥

[lament hollow]

no

[finite shadow]

like that imagine of a metal spoon and the caption is like only real ones know laugh emoji one hundred emoji

[near yew]

im expiring this turn

[finite shadow]

kid named finger

[languid quest]

🩵 🩵 🩵 🩵 - The Hierophant/Balls of Steel

[finite shadow]

why

[languid quest]

I need a diet cok

[finite shadow]

yea^

[lament hollow]

I should draw lusty joker doing this

[languid quest]

Who is this

[finite shadow]

no thank you

[languid quest]

Why is she so freaky

[mystic veldt]

hey chat, i found the perfect bowtie for my dog today
-# I spent way too much time on this bit

[lament hollow]

she likes diet coke

[inner tiger]

She's photograph looking for hanging Chad

[split hemlock]

holy shit

[lament hollow]

there’s no way she’s human

[lament hollow]

sell the animal for 10 more copies of balatro

[prime jay]

did u make the remix?

[mystic veldt]

Yeah lol

took like 5 hours

[prime jay]

that video is peak

[lament hollow]

this is insanely attractive

[languid quest]

Fr

12/10

[mystic veldt]

the lyrics are pretty deep imo ("rowrowrowrow row row rowrow row" especially)

[lament hollow]

I get why he forced him to do that

[languid quest]

LMAO THE MASK

Also w song

[half whale]

after this it was 20/10

[half whale]

time to get rowing

perhaps on a boat

[languid quest]

Maybe

Merrily?

[half whale]

maybe even gently

[languid quest]

Hmm

[half whale]

down a stream

[languid quest]

Maybe

Life

Could be

A dream?

[lament hollow]

how do I craft orange frontman

[half whale]

is but a dream

[languid quest]

Ehat

[lament hollow]

I’m gonna

nvm too difficult

I loooove piiiink!!!!

[slim junco]

Second goldstake completed

[half whale]

finish the scenetne

[edgy crystal]

how do you hold stake

gold

[finite shadow]

econ

[slim junco]

apron

[edgy crystal]

ok

[inner tiger]

Play card

[edgy crystal]

discard?

[half whale]

you get steak you put gold leaf on it

[slim junco]

Yeah

[half whale]

yes that too

[edgy crystal]

Ok

[half whale]

also joker(optional)

[edgy crystal]

arcana packs

[slim junco]

Dont forget to death your steel kings

Then you

Gold stake

[edgy crystal]

thanks I haven’t been doing that

[half whale]

don’t forget to convert the left card into the right card

[edgy crystal]

do I put the king on the right or left

[half whale]

whatever your heart desires

[slim junco]

What deck should i gold stake now

[edgy crystal]

black

[half whale]

black deck

[slim junco]

On it

[edgy crystal]

erratic 😊

[inner tiger]

Burn sage. Go to rail rail yard. Drink fifth of whiskey. Drag your 3m metal chain across the rail hard in the beating sun.

[slim junco]

Erratic for last

Erratoc is fun

[half whale]

also get gold sticker on chicot

[edgy crystal]

I only have a 2m metal chain 😬😬

[inner tiger]

Delete the game

[languid quest]

Balato

[edgy crystal]

Ok

[languid quest]

No wait

Baltato

[desert talon]

how do i find what seed im playing

[inner tiger]

It's technically belaton

[languid quest]

Ante 8 or die

[edgy crystal]

ennd of trun

end of run

[languid quest]

Hey its a can of !

[finite shadow]

hi chat. gonna do jokerless now

[inner tiger]

Reach inside of computer screen. Peel back "choose your next blind"

[languid quest]

⠀

I love cans of ⠀

⠀

[inner tiger]

Yah.

Whats the most erratic deck you've ever gotten unseeded

[languid quest]

Gl

[languid quest]

I got a ten of spades unseeded once

I shat myself

[lament hollow]

im gonna REEEDDD

https://tenor.com/view/red-smoke-boom-blast-explosion-red-gif-16252733

[languid quest]

ZZFHQFDG

[edgy crystal]

is john Balatro real or fake

please

[lament hollow]

real

[edgy crystal]

thanks

[lament hollow]

im actually balatro

[inner tiger]

What. If you had all ten of spades suneeded it was the same bug. Right?

Still I woulda also Shay myself

[edgy crystal]

is that a riddle

[rich seal]

is it possible to get an erratic deck seed that is all kings

if so what is it

[languid quest]

Due to the games code

There's a bug

With erratic

That fucks up the rng with 10 of spades

So no

You can only get a lot of kings w erratic

Goodnight everyone

[zinc kite]

crazy round 2

[prime jay]

black deck going well. second run and i got a photochad with a blueprint

[half whale]

crazy seed

[finite shadow]

lets gooo

what stake rn

[prime jay]

just beat green im doing some endless tho

[finite shadow]

poggies

[prime jay]

this black stake aint shit (blue stake up will murder me)

[finite shadow]

yeah brutal af

[half whale]

and I’m dead

I hate this game

I’m gonna go play 5 more blue stake red deck runs

[proud marsh]

[ionic sparrow]

actually let me take that to off topic

[hoary kiln]

I was in blue stake and I had a holo black board and second shop was Blueprint

I couldn't buy it because I didn't have enough money

Sadge I am

[rich seal]

what do i do

[hoary kiln]

Sell shoot to the moon

[prime jay]

sell shoot the moon

yeah

[hoary kiln]

That joker is garbo

[meager topaz]

sell mime, if you sell shoot the moon mime would be useless anyway

[prime jay]

its not really garbo with the mime

uh yeah actually sell the mime

[hoary kiln]

But if you don't have shoot to the moon, mime will be useless

@rich seal sell mime

[hoary kiln]

Have you sold mime yet?

[rich seal]

i already sold shoot the moon

[hoary kiln]

Damn

[jagged wing]

Sell photo

Photograph

[jagged wing]

Trust me

Gust me

All your mult comes from queens

Crust me

[hoary kiln]

You have -2 hours into balatro

Stfu

[jagged wing]

No no no

[echo quartz]

I'm cooked

[jagged wing]

[jagged wing]

See guys think about it if you sold shoot the moon, photograph, mime, and hanging chad. Ceremonial dagger does all the work

https://tenor.com/view/moutai-trust-the-process-ninja-gif-9314499932393373698

[agile pawn]

shoot the moon my goat

[median plover]

lmao not the baijiu

[hoary kiln]

I am sorry to say but its trash

[opal fog]

peak jokers

[hoary kiln]

Why

Wait

[opal fog]

the run was just lost

[hoary kiln]

Does it double the effect?

[opal fog]

i used a ankh with all my jokers