🎙・server-chat

[quiet girder]

I bought riffraff to get some jokers to at get through some rounds but this high key sucks

[signal ruin]

looool

[quiet girder]

I don’t like that you did that

It doesn’t feel right

[meager cape]

Does Hanging Chad work with Photograph

[red hamlet]

yes

it's called Photochad

[quiet girder]

No

it goes once and it sucks

[meager cape]

Lol

Alrighty

[quiet girder]

Probably the worst card combo in the game

[signal ruin]

thats michel

[quiet girder]

I might have to buy pc Balatro

[meager cape]

My run rn is pretty nice

Any improvements I should make?

[red hamlet]

yeah, stop skipping 🥱

[meager cape]

🤯🤯🤯

[fleet moss]

hmmmm

[signal ruin]

me skipping a soul card

[quiet girder]

What jokers should I go for on plasma

[red hamlet]

big number

[quiet girder]

Is that to me?

[red hamlet]

yeah

[sick swallow]

what mod did you use to make them into women

[fringe light]

im so happy!

[red hamlet]

harlequin pack
legendere jokers
yuri blueprint brainstorm
all on nexus

wrong person

raaaah

[sick swallow]

once again thank you lynn

[fiery yew]

lowk me

[signal ruin]

I have never seen those jokers, in which ante are you using them?

[fringe light]

ante minos

[fiery yew]

i unironically thoufht my hands wouldve got me more money

i might be stupid

[sick swallow]

that was meant to be for laika

[fringe light]

ante mawrong person

prong person

shit

mb

[sick swallow]

wrong person

[red hamlet]

😔

[fringe light]

thank you 😭

[red hamlet]

kill all ultrakill fans

(i'm included)

[fringe light]

nooo

[signal ruin]

ante thy end

[fringe light]

then i wont get to see p-3

[quiet girder]

I NEED CHAD

PLEASE

[fringe light]

and p rank it'

[quiet girder]

PLEASE

[signal ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

here

chad

[quiet girder]

Thank you

[abstract hill]

Is it possible to win here?

[meager cape]

Lvl 8 Pair 😄

(Talking about my run)

[quiet girder]

How much is the castle

[abstract hill]

387

[quiet girder]

I see

Yeah i don’t know

[red hamlet]

big gamble

[fiery yew]

yo chat just got to ante 40! and theres alot of special jokers in the shop now!

[red hamlet]

oh wait

nvm

yeah no

end of the run

[abstract hill]

Damn

[quiet girder]

What are you usingf for that

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[quiet girder]

That’s so cool actually

[dusky oasis]

Balatro

👍

[meager cape]

I won this run within 11 rounds

[orchid dune]

Of course I draw 3 of my 4 blue seal queens during the plant

Also man I forgot how much stupid s you can get away with in low stakes

[quiet girder]

There is a negative burnt joker but I can’t afford it

Do I sell a photograph or leave it

[meager cape]

I sometimes forget Aces aren't face cards

[quiet girder]

I have 2 foil photographs

[orchid dune]

I’d sell one personally

[quiet girder]

The photograph would give me enough money

[orchid dune]

If you’re doing high card burnt is so good

[meager cape]

Chat I have $103 and seed money

[orchid dune]

Assuming you don’t have some form of planet gen

[quiet girder]

I do not

[orchid dune]

What hand are you playing

[quiet girder]

High card

[orchid dune]

Definitely go for it then

[true gyro]

should I sell two pair and gamble with tarot

[quiet girder]

On plasma deck too

[orchid dune]

Burnt will give you chippah

[abstract hill]

Eternal egg? Did you take that on purpose?

[orchid dune]

Eternal egg is so meta

Just get swash and it’s almost as good as pants

[quiet girder]

I killed my run 😦

[meager cape]

Eternal Egg and then use Dagger lol

Gives a crazy mult

[orchid dune]

Dagger doesn’t feed if it doesn’t consume iirc

[meager cape]

Ik

[quiet girder]

I wish that were true

[meager cape]

I'm saying get your egg high in sell value and then eat the egg with dagger

[quiet girder]

I tried it a couple of days ago and realized that it’s not true

[orchid dune]

But you can’t consume it if it’s eternal

[meager cape]

I once got a dagger to like 64 mult

[orchid dune]

[meager cape]

Oh

Mb

[slim junco]

Can I use mod on mobile? I really want to skip the scoring animation

[quiet girder]

I’m very new to Balatro

[quiet girder]

On android but apparently it’s hard

[wary viper]

Does someone here have ante 39 experience and is willing to help?

[rapid aspen]

Who up balatroing

[quiet girder]

I am Mr. Fortnite

[rapid aspen]

Ok

[orchid dune]

Whoops

Died to vessel

[slim junco]

So you're saying there's a chance?

[red hamlet]

#🕹・game-discussion has all the sweaty nerds

[orchid dune]

Maybe I shouldn’t have horsed around so much on this run

Or just rerolled it

[quiet girder]

Sometimes I think about all the arcana packs I don’t buy and wonder if any of them had soul in them

Sorry did I get to real

[orchid dune]

Any arcana pack you don’t buy has a soul in it

Every one of them did

[quiet girder]

I had a feeling

[slim junco]

Hurts my soul

[quiet girder]

I have literally not unlocked a single legendary

[slim junco]

Wishes to the genie every missed soul is a missed chichot

[quiet girder]

There is no way I have blueprint that often

[viral verge]

its not that you get it a lot its that when you do get it you never sell it

[quiet girder]

Yeah that makes sense

But like who would sell blueprint

[red hamlet]

reusable luchador

[slim junco]

I always sell my blue to double the diet cola joker value 😋

[red hamlet]

yuuuuup

this guy knows the tech

sell bp and then diet
get 2 double tags
skip for rare
get bp back

[true gyro]

yo lynn

[viral verge]

I always sell it whenever I get it

actual Z tier joker

[true gyro]

am i blind or do I not see a straight flush here

[red hamlet]

yo jimbo

[red hamlet]

you have 4 fingers

you have a flush
and a straight

[slim junco]

Never punished yeyeye

[red hamlet]

has both, counts as straight flush

[true gyro]

?

[meager cape]

Play the straight

[quiet girder]

Play the 5 the 4 the 3 the 2 all of spades

That’s the straight flush

[meager cape]

There's not a 3 spade there

There's a club though so he has the straight

[red hamlet]

5432 - straight
5429 - flush

[meager cape]

Yeah

[slim junco]

Y'all got me questioning my vision fr

[red hamlet]

that's a straight flush with 4 fingers

[true gyro]

dude

[meager cape]

Bro

[true gyro]

@red hamlet ok im ngl

[red hamlet]

it sounds stupid

but it's cause of the way the code works

[true gyro]

i dont see it just tell me what cards it is

[meager cape]

Play 5,4,3,2,9

I think

[true gyro]

yeah because ive played poker for a LONG time and this is NOT a straight poker

[true gyro]

js

[meager cape]

OHHHH

Icl that's cool

[red hamlet]

Straight flush doesn't check for straights that are flushes
it checks for straights AND flushes

if it has a straight and a flush
it's a straight flush
this only comes up with four fingers

[true gyro]

Thanks bro.

[meager cape]

Interesting

[red hamlet]

so it's fine for hte most part

[true gyro]

nice lol

[quiet girder]

Is showman and 2 drunkards a good combo

[solar granite]

which one?

[slim junco]

Oh my that felt so wrong, mom I'm scared

[quiet girder]

I want 5 discards

[red hamlet]

nobody said this game is coded perfectly

consumable is spelled consumeable in the code lmfao

[slim junco]

You can most probably survive without that holo

[true gyro]

I would do that too

Nobody is seeing it so who cares

juggler? or banana

because ngl banana has been there way too long

[near yew]

but cavendish

[red hamlet]

what's your hands played

[near yew]

next round

trust

[slim junco]

Cavendish bet

[near yew]

probably ice cream

[true gyro]

im not getting cavendish on everyone's soul but mine

[true gyro]

+80

i love this sticker

[quiet girder]

Rate the jokers

[near yew]

need more drunkard

[true gyro]

true...

[near yew]

then get a yorick

[quiet girder]

Okay

[true gyro]

yeah goodbye juggler

[near yew]

yorick value skyrocket

[quiet girder]

The juggler is balancing my hand size

[true gyro]

not you

me

[quiet girder]

Oh

[valid jewel]

Hehehehe fuck "The Plant" (forget that weird move with "blueprint")

[quiet girder]

It’s an extra large blind 😨

[slim junco]

Beware of unconsciously discarding your whole deck away with nothing remains, done that too many times at this point

[red hamlet]

there was no reason to move it lmfao

but yeah

good habit to build tho

[true gyro]

@red hamlet thank you bro LOL

[true gyro]

this is beautiful

[quiet girder]

Thanks for the warning

[opaque shard]

What if Balatro was called Ballsatro

[true gyro]

winnable trust :clueless:

[red hamlet]

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, we love janky code that allows funny shit

[slim junco]

Has balatro always been like that visually? It bends like one of those plasma TV

[opaque shard]

Ballsasstro

[red hamlet]

PLASMA

BROOOOO

CRT

NOT PLASMA

[viral verge]

plasma?

[red hamlet]

also yes
it's in settings
it's at 50 by default

[viral verge]

like plasma deck?

balatro reference???

[opaque shard]

Plasma deck reference

[valid jewel]

I think it's because of the CRT

[quiet girder]

I might just die

[slim junco]

OH SORRYY

[red hamlet]

BRO SAID PLASMA

[quiet girder]

Instant brainstorm

[red hamlet]

WE CRT IN THIS BITCH

[valid jewel]

Oh this is plasma (my favorite deck)

[opaque shard]

Me when I'm playing checkers irl (checkered deck reference)

[slim junco]

Oh that's what it is??

[viral verge]

theres a credit card in the buffoon pack

[red hamlet]

cathode-ray tube

[slim junco]

Damn my whole life been a lie

[red hamlet]

it has to be curved so that the electron beam is accurate and the screen isn't warped

[quiet girder]

I have bad news

[opaque shard]

Anything is better than credit card

Except maybe 8 ball

[glad oriole]

showman:

[slim junco]

Btw is there any effect of having 2 showman?

[glad oriole]

nope

[opaque shard]

Showman is good

[quiet girder]

Showman is good

[opaque shard]

Jinxed

[red hamlet]

you get to giggle when more show up

[signal ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/8ball-8-ball-balatro-nah-man-i-dont-want-no-pickle-gif-10931801547376775842

[quiet girder]

Yeah you have a chance to get cards you already have bit now you waste money and a joker slot

[glad oriole]

showman is bottom 5 jokers

[opaque shard]

Riff raff giving me nothing but 8 ball and credit card

[valid jewel]

Show man is good, thanks to him I got 3 brainstorms xD

[slim junco]

Just relatable

[opaque shard]

Bottom 5 are probably like

[red hamlet]

awful joker for ante 8 runs

[true gyro]

four fingers is so beautiful dawg.

[opaque shard]

Hmm

Idk

Most jokers are good in their own way

[true gyro]

^ this tbh

you could argue idol is bad

[glad oriole]

loyalty showman idol flower pot seance

[true gyro]

but it shines when you have too much of one card

[glad oriole]

thats the bottom 5 probably

[quiet girder]

I won’t be able to play Balatro for 3 days

[glad oriole]

sure each joker has their uses

[quiet girder]

Will I die

[red hamlet]

well it is

[glad oriole]

these ones just have

many many less usages

[red hamlet]

it's why i prefer ranking jokers for ante8 runs and not past endless

baron is low tier for sure

[opaque shard]

For the last time showman isn't bad

[true gyro]

ah

[glad oriole]

thats what im doing

[true gyro]

yeah baron is bad below ante8

any card is good for endless

[red hamlet]

no

[glad oriole]

he is outside of endless

[true gyro]

?

[opaque shard]

Baron tends to be overhyped

[glad oriole]

most jokers are dog shit in endless

and then theres like 20 that arent

at most

[red hamlet]

here's a couple that are dogshit in endless

[true gyro]

ah yeah that

it's like either s or f tier in endless

[opaque shard]

Those are meant to be weak anyway

[glad oriole]

because of endless and seeded runs yes

[valid jewel]

Seance must be the worst joker in the game, if he gives you a spectral card but it's a pain to do so much for that

[true gyro]

no inbetween

[slim junco]

Jimbo 😦

[glad oriole]

they’re okay early on in ante 8

[glad oriole]

possibly, i didnt order this bottom 5

[red hamlet]

thing is that spectrals are pretty good
and with checkered you can easily go big pp

[opaque shard]

Matador, credit card, loyalty, seance and 8 ball are probably the worst ones

[quiet girder]

I mean it’s perk-key-oh but still

[red hamlet]

perky

[glad oriole]

problem is
once you can consistently get strushes useful spectrals are very few

[opaque shard]

The perkolator

[quiet girder]

Talking about the pronunciation

[glad oriole]

i say pair kay oh

[quiet girder]

Perkeo sucks actually what’s the point

[opaque shard]

The funniest part of watching doc play is how he has almost every joker renamed

[glad oriole]

8 ball’s better than showman dare i say

[opaque shard]

Nah

[glad oriole]

tarotgen is tarotgen even if its inconsistent

[valid jewel]

Yes, there are too many good ones. The problem is making straight flush with them. I tried it once, and I had to have at least two jokers to make it work.

[red hamlet]

also hands

[slim junco]

Oh naw we just saying anything is bad now

[red hamlet]

straight is gay for him

[opaque shard]

Yea

[red hamlet]

personally

i think y'all should play some darktide

get your anger out

[glad oriole]

showman on the other hand is very rarely helpful and mostly just harms your booster packs

[glad oriole]

:3

[viral verge]

blueprint is actually the worst joker in the game because it does nothing when you only have 1 joker slot

[glad oriole]

truthnuke…

[opaque shard]

What would be the top 5 of jokers

[glad oriole]

probably like
cav yorick blueprint vagabond canio (not in that order)

[opaque shard]

Fair picks

[glad oriole]

many would disagree with vagabond but i think he’s pretty great

[opaque shard]

Blueprint brainstorm Cavendish mail in rebate trading card

[opaque shard]

Vagabond is the best tarot generator in the game

[glad oriole]

oooh trading card forgot that one

fosho

i’d argue brainstorm doesnt reach top 5

its much harder to get good value out of it compared to blueprint

[slim junco]

What's ur experience with canio? I find it awkward to destroy cards, it's just not consistent enough. At most I got lucky with trading card or hanged man.

[red hamlet]

just buy pareidolia and rip a spectral for immolate

[glad oriole]

its pretty luck based yea but he still scales very fast in comparison to most jokers and xmult is integral in winning games

[opaque shard]

You gotta have some luck with Canio

[valid jewel]

Perkeo, blueprint, brainstorm, hanging Chad and I think vagabond

[glad oriole]

perkeo is NOT top 5

[slim junco]

Honestly I'm a coward I prefer something more reliable like yorick

[opaque shard]

I agree

But I respect everyones opinions

[glad oriole]

yorick’s better for sure

[valid jewel]

For me yes, thanks to him I was able to make the deck faster

[glad oriole]

perkeo’s great yea

[red hamlet]

Blueprint, Brainstorm, Chad, Rebate, Ancient Joker, Certificate

[opaque shard]

I believe Yorick to be the best legendary

[valid jewel]

Besides, it helps me with the money issue.

[glad oriole]

but top 5 is a high spot

[red hamlet]

[opaque shard]

I love certificate

[red hamlet]

trib is x32 as soon as you play 5 k/q

[glad oriole]

perkeo’s actyally kinda low on the legendary list

[red hamlet]

perkeo is in the middle

[opaque shard]

My chart is Yorick Trib Perkeo Canio Chicot

[valid jewel]

I would put photographer, honestly it is a brutal combination with hanging chad

[glad oriole]

hell no

photograph is not deserving of top 5 just because of photochad

i can get behind chad though

unconditional retriggers

[red hamlet]

chicot > yorick > perkeo > canio > trib
yorick can be hard to scale if you're playing 4+ cards and get those cards early
canio is insanely easy to get going
trib is just trib

[red hamlet]

photo is mid

[opaque shard]

Photochad is fine with some planet levels

[glad oriole]

chicot op

[slim junco]

Perkeo is quality of life tbh, I just did constellation run copying high priestess and it reach 15x

[red hamlet]

photo is only fantastic cause of chad

you can replace photo with a glass card and it's the same shit

[glad oriole]

photo is arguably okay in the average run

[red hamlet]

the real strength there is chad

[opaque shard]

Yeah

Photo is essentially just having a glass card

[red hamlet]

just less control on the position

[opaque shard]

And doesn't break

[opaque portal]

Would anyone know why the brainstorm mod savestate feature doesnt appear to be working?
seed filtering is fine but holding x/z 1-5 seem to do nothing

[red hamlet]

isn't that from debugplus

oh it does have save slots

neat

[opaque portal]

it says on the github that it should work

[opaque shard]

I'd also like to put hologram up there

[valid jewel]

So it could be Yorick, I would put Triboulet but the problem is something called "The plant"

[red hamlet]

that's literally every face build ever

[opaque shard]

Trib is pretty much a no deckfixing idol

[red hamlet]

get a director's cut 🥱

[opaque shard]

I don't need director's cut

The plant is scared of me

Sometimes

It did ruin a Trib run I had recently

[valid jewel]

I would have to have a lot of money, once it happened to me that playing with Triboulet in the 70,000 I didn't get the "voucher" or the "El luchador" so gg

[red hamlet]

should've played darktide instead

[viral verge]

darktide shill

[red hamlet]

always

[glad oriole]

ye trib is kinda hard to set up and is weak to debuff bosses

[true gyro]

ante 0?

[slim junco]

How do you guys manage your voucher, I rarely take magic trick and planet merchant to avoid crowding the shop. In the end I couldn't get (ex. antimatter) because those two kept appearing even with triple voucher tags.

[opaque shard]

Don't do it yet

[true gyro]

but ante0..

[red hamlet]

get -1

[stark comet]

but a negative chicot, you'd take that right

[red hamlet]

ye

[stark comet]

oh im back way far in the chat oops

[true gyro]

what kind of stuff appears at ante 0

[red hamlet]

[stark comet]

[red hamlet]

same shit as always

[true gyro]

blinds?

0 stake prob

[opaque shard]

I take most vouchers if I'm at $35

I tend to avoid planet and tarot merchant and magic trick too

[junior rose]

balatro

[true gyro]

yeah im taking it

[opaque shard]

Also hone

Although hone is alright

[languid quest]

Blinds

Jokers

Consukables

Soectrals

Tarots

[sly frigate]

"what this person doesn't understand is that watching the number go up is like having crack cocaine injected into my eyes"
- random youtube guy that knows what hes talking about

[opaque shard]

I don't take hieroglyph if I don't need to scale

[languid quest]

EXACTLY

[lethal owl]

consuckables?

[sly frigate]

just

watching the number go brbrbrbrbrbrbr

[slim junco]

The upgraded voucher of magic trick and planet merchant is just too much I think. 4x more likely to appear is insane.

[sly frigate]

and seeing all the fire

[sly frigate]

is just

drugs

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general 🥱

[languid quest]

Mb

[opaque shard]

I only take them if I need more planet or tarot cards

There should be a joker merchant and joker tycoon

[red hamlet]

magic trick is fun with holo

planet merchnat is just mid

[sly frigate]

best voucher

go

[opaque shard]

It would make planet and tarot merchant worthless actually

Lmao

[sly frigate]

i've actually never used director's cut/retcon

[red hamlet]

\

[sly frigate]

overstock my beloved <3

[slim junco]

It would loll

[opaque shard]

Yeah

[loud stag]

HWHHAHAHAHA

HOOOLY

[languid quest]

It's just cryptid vro

There's also cluster fuck

Ultimate pair

Bulwark

[loud stag]

i havent played cryptid yet

[languid quest]

Flush (number)

[loud stag]

-.-

[languid quest]

(Number) of a kind

[calm cypress]

hey how does the logic for wheel of fortune work?

[languid quest]

It always hits

That's how

[slim junco]

As much as I avoid magic trick, I think observatory is just lacking in function

[loud stag]

1/8 for a 1/4 chance to get a 1/4 chance to get a 1/16 chance to get holo, poly, or foil

[languid quest]

So 100/100 chance got it

[red hamlet]

50/50

either it happens

[calm cypress]

is it tied to the card when it's generated? or is it tied to the time at which it is played

[red hamlet]

or it doesn't

[languid quest]

Are you dumb

25/75

[loud stag]

its tied to a rabid animal

[red hamlet]

it eitehr happens

or it doesn't

50/50

[loud stag]

like a leash

[calm cypress]

ya ya i know that part already

[languid quest]

It always happens

Idiot

[languid quest]

LMAO

[calm cypress]

#⚙・modding-general

:^)

[red hamlet]

it's not a mod

it's a meme

[languid quest]

Is this the 151st joker that is always in your joker slots hidden

[calm cypress]

i know i was meming you back lol

[languid quest]

#⚙・modding-general

[red hamlet]

gonna throw my empty beer bottles at you

[languid quest]

#📜・rules

[calm cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-the-matrix-swerve-lunge-dive-gif-22197111

[sly frigate]

#⚙・modding-general

[languid quest]

No harrassing

[calm cypress]

cant hit this

[languid quest]

peak

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-boys-kisser-mega-kot-brick-gif-11900063593491011307

[languid quest]

The #⚙・modding-general er gets #⚙・modding-general ted

[calm cypress]

sheit

[loud stag]

D:

[languid quest]

That is live footage of me

[calm cypress]

(this was my meme)

[languid quest]

No I said it louder

So it's mine

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-hug-mayburi-bridget-may-gif-11343093385535605455

brisket

[loud stag]

brisket and maya :D

[languid quest]

The fuck is that

[red hamlet]

Guilty Gear

[loud stag]

guilty gear!!

[calm cypress]

new jokers

[loud stag]

NEW JOKERS

:D

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/elphelt-valentine-guilty-gear-yhea-gif-16494895548805285360

[languid quest]

Why is the gear guilty? What happened D:

[loud stag]

yk metal gear?
it got caught

[calm cypress]

yeah I never understood that either

[languid quest]

Ah fuck. Did snake turn to liquid?

[loud stag]

ehh moreso a gas after getting caught

[languid quest]

Damn...

[red hamlet]

Before the first game there was a LOT of story but TLDR of it is Sol(originally known as Fredrick) was part of a trio of scientist that created the “Gears” which are basically living weapons, these include characters like Dizzy and Sin(though Sin is only half-gear). At the end of the first game, after Sol defeats Justice(who is also a Gear and had the power to control them, causing a whole war), she realizes that Sol is also a gear, the prototype Gear, and since he was created before the method of creation was perfected she couldn’t control him. Sol kills these rampaging Gears including Justice despite being one himself, so he is “The Guilty Gear”.

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-mgs-snake-screaming-liquid-gif-24449463

[languid quest]

Holy shit

Dream refrence!

(Long ass twitlonger)

[calm cypress]

oh ok that makes sense

i still know nothing about the game but i appreciate that tidbit

[languid quest]

Metal Gear Gas

💔

[loud stag]

its a gay fighting game
(gay as in literally lgbtq, for the record)

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shitty-glorp-life-i-cant-take-this-glorp-life-anymore-alien-girl-smoking-gif-8323861188386711474

[languid quest]

I'm gay

[warm swift]

Fun fact balatro hard mode has been discovered by me

Just get high and it's harder

[languid quest]

🔥

[languid quest]

I've done that before

I had a breakdown idk why

[sly frigate]

pfp checks out

funni weed cat 🔥

[warm swift]

Balatro in my opinion is a fun weed game just cause the visuals

Colors pop more when I'm high

[red hamlet]

oh yeah, absolutley

i miss smonking

[sly frigate]

i do not plan to ever get high

idrk how i'd even get the drugs

[warm swift]

I don't like smoking personally the taste is too much for me

[sly frigate]

balatro is close enough to crack so

[warm swift]

I just do gummies

[languid quest]

Why was I dmed this by someone called 93

[red hamlet]

have you tried mixing in leaf

[languid quest]

Lmao

[warm swift]

When I have access to gummies I have no interest in smokage

[languid quest]

Haribos

[calm cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-monk-he-point-gif-15940637

[red hamlet]

it's a very different high, smoking vs gummies

at least for me

[languid quest]

This isn't even balatro talk no more

[red hamlet]

well it started related to balatro

[sly frigate]

buddy head over to game discussion if u want that

[languid quest]

No thanks buddy chum pal friend

[red hamlet]

playing games while all intoxicated is fun

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-chum-ya-want-a-crummy-juncture-cartoon-skull-gif-16891702

[wide crane]

I can feel my skull and shoulders vibrating

It's like they're fireworks

[warm swift]

Oh absolutely

[languid quest]

Whyd u remove drugged up

[red hamlet]

cause it sounded wrong lmfao

[languid quest]

Ok

[warm swift]

You feel an edible high in your whole body smoking is more so I'm the head

[wide crane]

Yup

How's you know???

[red hamlet]

edibles are more fun while working
smoking is more fun for games

[wide crane]

Yous smart rrttt :)

[red hamlet]

and watching dumb shit

[wide crane]

Idk man smoking ain't really do stuff for me

The sodas are good tho

But my god do gummies taste like shit

Yous gotta get them space gods flavor enhanced ones, peak

[red hamlet]

are you smoking right

genuine question cause sometimes people don't smoke right

lmfao

(it's me, i'm people)

[wide crane]

I think so, I mean I don't do nic and never well but blow im much more down for

[fresh spruce]

I want to like shoot the moon but I can never get it set up

no xmulti jokers nor enough queens

[sly frigate]

if you can read that fast

[red hamlet]

good call

[wide crane]

Wow man

[sly frigate]

congratulations

[wide crane]

Good jorb

[calm cypress]

had to read it twice to make sure

[fresh spruce]

walkie talkie

[opaque shard]

Mario if it was owned by Sega

[fresh spruce]

did the spectral for the love of the game

[pallid hawk]

assuming no discards and the default hand size of 7, straights are slightly more likely

[wide crane]

I didn't feel like screwnshoting

[pallid hawk]

meant to say 100k hands not 1000

[half nest]

Ridiculous natural negative pulls

[pallid hawk]

holy

wtf

[half nest]

ikr

[red hamlet]

put BP on baron

[half nest]

3 shops apart

no

money

[red hamlet]

ah

fairs

[pallid hawk]

why is your blueprint small and sexual

[half nest]

yes

Hope that explains 🙏

[red hamlet]

sees girl
calls it sexual

[pallid hawk]

?

[red hamlet]

that's just a girl

[pallid hawk]

no?

[calm cypress]

i dont want this shit wtf

[pallid hawk]

oh i didnt realise default blueprint has that perverted smile too wtf

my bad

had to look it up

[red hamlet]

it's the same smile

it's just the side eye

[pallid hawk]

yeah

[calm cypress]

how cool would it be if riff raff made negative jokers

[pallid hawk]

thats what i just said

[calm cypress]

o

well

[red hamlet]

it can make gros michel

and then a cavendish if gros dies

[opaque shard]

I've had one negative joker from riff raff before

[red hamlet]

I got a poly once 🙏

it was a trol, but yknow

[quiet girder]

I was trying see if I could make someone mad

Why do I have to work I want to play Balatro

[red hamlet]

quit

[quiet girder]

But then how will I get money to buy Balatro on pc

[red hamlet]

cash in those welfare checks

[quiet girder]

I need to consistently make money to play Balatro

[jolly summit]

this is very real

[quiet girder]

I have it on my phone and I go to play it but I know I won’t have time in like 15 minutes

[fresh spruce]

first baffoon pack

eternal rebate or runner

🤔

[plush relic]

can you still test build 1.0.1e

[loud stag]

I GOT WHEEL OF FORTUNE TWICE IN A RUN

[red hamlet]

nap time

[mighty sage]

i just got a first try cavendish from riff raff a few runs ago

i posted the screenshit but i think it got buried

[loud stag]

Three times!

[hoary kernel]

you break my heart game

[mighty orbit]

buy it

[hoary kernel]

it would nuke my eco

nah

[mighty orbit]

trust

[loud stag]

cavendish

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/great-deal-good-deal-gif-12993580

[willow kite]

alright negative steel joker is now my fav negative looking joker

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-flashbang-renza-gif-3499959455427823758

[vocal osprey]

Public transportation run

[wintry zealot]

gold stake violet vessel watching the single level 48 polychrome glass king i played retrigger 23 times in a row

[short cairn]

Guys if I have burglar and the needle comes

Will I still only have 1 hand

Or do I get 4 bc of the burglar

[red hamlet]

You get 4

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laughing-gif-4061075348667817765

[raw fractal]

My friend made a Balatro cosplay

[whole delta]

play balatro on that now

[raw fractal]

I did, I died on Ante 5 😦

[whole delta]

man

is there like a shop on the other side

[raw fractal]

No but I was offered a free blueprint

[whole delta]

shouldve taken it

[slim junco]

Bro is so real for that

[short cairn]

Thank you

[swift merlin]

My first win

[compact echo]

This run is fun

[opaque shard]

Eggbuckler never fails

[compact echo]

My first two cards also! paired with FF and shortcut is filthy

[slim junco]

Eggbuckler with polychrome
Amazing

[slim junco]

Ante 5 round 4
Amazing.

[knotty vapor]

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[red hamlet]

Shrinkflation

[patent lava]

Anyone else seen the Balatro shoutout in the new black mirror season on Netflix

[calm cypress]

gee I wonder what hand I should build this run

[calm cypress]

wait it got better

[red hamlet]

Full house

[calm cypress]

S Q A R

[solemn elm]

it has been mentioned a few times, yeah

[red hamlet]

15 times

[vital totem]

I was doing a challenge run and came across this fun space themed setup

[calm cypress]

I think i already popped mikey too

[wind raft]

what button is to speed up game

[vital totem]

Sadly by the end the space madness set in....

[red hamlet]

Oh 16

I missed one

[red hamlet]

Settings

4x is max

[wind raft]

i cant find it

[red hamlet]

Without mods

[opaque shard]

Need cartomancer

[wind raft]

i swear to god it was asking me for monitors there

[red hamlet]

Game speed

[wind raft]

yea no i was

ty

[vital totem]

Sadly it was a cruelty run, only so much room, lol

[calm cypress]

on the list of things that scare me the least

this is there

[vital totem]

Definitely a "don't mind if I do!" Bossfight

[calm cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/theyve-agreed-to-go-along-with-my-plan-randy-marsh-jim-bob-south-park-s21e1-gif-20621816

[wide crane]

Back

[elfin tapir]

petition to renew jen joker’s drivers license

[calm cypress]

so far so good

[elfin tapir]

woa

[calm cypress]

TODAY IS GOOD

[graceful rose]

advice? i’m playing mainly three of a kind

[calm cypress]

i think i drop the holo mad for it

[graceful rose]

the trading card helps w the canio

canio is at x11

[calm cypress]

NOOOOOOO

I hope i can survive on full homes

o ya iim fine

[proper spear]

i finally gold staked checkered deck

[languid quest]

E308 is 10000 centillion, or 101-illion

[calm cypress]

one of the few "sell the negative" instances

[languid quest]

Sell my ass 💔

[calm cypress]

actually

i can win with debuffed cards

hell yeah

[rigid pine]

had to end at some point 😭

totally forgot that burglar ruins yorick

[calm cypress]

oh shit

vamp or chad?

ante 1 lol

i mean vamp for sure but still

[proper spear]

is painted deck hard to gold stake

[timid cedar]

The +2 hand size is insane for consistency

makes every hand significantly easier to draw consistently

[ember root]

Hand size is so good

[calm cypress]

now THIS is gambling

[shrewd imp]

Did you win

[calm cypress]

no I lost at ante 1 boss blind

[shrewd imp]

truly a red deck moment (obviously)

[calm cypress]

i am ... very sleep deprived

that being said, I made $1400 with Lyft in about 4 days

[shrewd imp]

LOOK BEHIND YOU

[calm cypress]

AAAH

oh it was my cat

[limber hare]

https://tenor.com/view/miahsgifs-head-turn-spongebob-gif-19234132

[calm cypress]

oh man, I just had a great idea

secret, but I may actually mane it

make

[stiff hull]

I have officially unlocked every joker in the game

[shrewd imp]

Ok but can you use obelisk though

[calm cypress]

even the 3 secrets? nice

[languid quest]

One Winged afton

[eager leaf]

🔥

[stiff hull]

There’s no secret jokers, stop it with that nonsense

[eager leaf]

Wrong emote sorry

[eager leaf]

but fire cards btw

[stiff hull]

I have a blue sticker with it

[shrewd imp]

swag

[calm cypress]

i too, have an obelisk sticker

[real sparrow]

I hate spectral packs

[eager leaf]

Spicy run

[split fable]

balatro in black mirror

[wise plaza]

Saw that episode last night, was awesome to see

[marble hearth]

why's he not using the planet card...

[split fable]

he is an idiot, also what a shitty run

[marble hearth]

blud's using the single 6 joker

i don't even know it's name

[fathom fjord]

Sixth sense is great idk what you’re saying

[split fable]

sixth sense

[marble hearth]

yeah but it's not even synergizing with anything it's just there

it doesn't even have an edition

[split fable]

it helped me once

it was my first joker on a green stake run

[marble hearth]

how many hours you have?

[split fable]

then boom a single 6 in my first hand

[marble hearth]

once out of how many hours

[split fable]

it gave me wraith

[split fable]

hmm woned runs ?

[fathom fjord]

Ez Deck fixing

[marble hearth]

the words you're saying at me don't make sense

[fathom fjord]

Nice reward

I fail to see the issue for what it is

[frosty turret]

left or right

[split fable]

sorry i just readed the mesagge again

[marble hearth]

if i was left i would die

wait no it's blue

fuck

[split fable]

my brain didnt register the word "hours" 4 soem reasopn

[signal ruin]

https://youtu.be/7-lmSrsychs?feature=shared

Peak music

[split fable]

here

[split fable]

how is that even possible ?

[marble hearth]

okay i guess 1 out of 54 hours is fair

[signal ruin]

Modded prob idk

[marble hearth]

i'd imagine just cheated or modded

[split fable]

and just 8 achivements left ... some how one of em being the "wina run wothout rerrolls"

[split fable]

yeah

[frosty turret]

just get lucky bruh it aint that hard

[fathom fjord]

Play plasma, get stuntman early, copy it somehow, and you win congrats

[split fable]

yeah ... ig

[marble hearth]

bro how the fuck you get those achivements so fast

[fathom fjord]

Most of them are fairly trivial and you could do in a handful of runs

[marble hearth]

also imagine not having you get what you get

[split fable]

i still dont know how i did this

[split fable]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-death-arcana-arcana-pack-gif-8727888635855026252

[fathom fjord]

You got hieroglyph and petroglyph

[ember root]

That's just getting Hieroglyph before Ante 4

And then buying every Voucher

[marble hearth]

tbh hieroglyph underrated

gives you more time to get better stuff

[fathom fjord]

Only in certain situations

[ember root]

Not really, a lot of ppl know it's good

[marble hearth]

i've only heard people talk shit about it

[split fable]

wait ... aaaa man i though it was buying 5 vouchers IN antes 4

[fathom fjord]

I only take it if I have some scaling I need to do

And never on black deck

[split fable]

its truly an amazing voucher

especially with madness or throwback

or anything

[marble hearth]

i love throwing it back

[ember root]

Hieroglyph my goat for letting me scale Obelisk to x9.4 by the time I got to Violet Vessel

[split fable]

me 2*

[frosty turret]

⁉️

[quaint bison]

can anyone help me with getting mods?

i really want cryptid it seems really fun

[split fable]

ive got the exact question for about hmm 2 weeks

[marble hearth]

should i get the funny photo

[young bolt]

hey chat

[split fable]

(yeah i know i didnt helped)

[split fable]

nah

it aint that good

[marble hearth]

k

[near orchid]

fist clearly

[split fable]

hi ther

[marble hearth]

boooooi whatchu said about my photochad

anyway i'm so sigma i get flush five

[topaz slate]

interesting choice

pretend that wasn’t a ru

rely

reply

[young bolt]

i know this is weird because it's a balatro server but uh
can i announce the cheap unfinished game i just made here pls pls pls "i'm getting banned"

[marble hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

[young bolt]

hors

[split fable]

ig you can do it in #1198672646645239978

[frosty turret]

dpes it have jimbo

[marble hearth]

✅✅✅✅

[young bolt]

"you do not have permission to post in this channel"

LMAO

[split fable]

how ?

o ... welp

[young bolt]

dk

[split fable]

uuuu i think maybe you can ask mods ?

[young bolt]

i'm shy 🤭

[signal ruin]

Hi shy

[young bolt]

hi weird guy i don't know their name

wow i made a hit game

[gusty mulch]

Goodboy shy

[marble hearth]

this is so sad

that there isn't a straight flush

[slender fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972661196794765332/1345609166311526512/watermark.gif

[young bolt]

hey at least i got 2 views

[tropic tundra]

boutta get to ante 25 with this one 🥶

[marble hearth]

booooooy whatchu say about my pirate egg combo

[fair arch]

I also love when you throw it back

[marble hearth]

check dms i sent u a little gift pookie 😘

[tardy hound]

This game dead

[lament hollow]

no balatro for 6 hours

i am sewing instead...

i can feel myself losing consiousness

i cant believe i chose wasting time on this useless talent instead of playing my favorite card game

[short merlin]

ok now what did i do wrong

why was i demoted to ante -1

[young bolt]

yeah i see

[ember root]

Ppl be calling anything dead if it doesn't get a content update every other week

[empty rock]

bait used to be believable

[brazen phoenix]

and this is just on steam

presumably there are thousands more playing on mobile or switch or whatever

[young bolt]

bro thinks gaming is like youtube

[marble hearth]

chat is this gaming

[young bolt]

peak pfp gang

[leaden geode]

Peak Cinema

[marble hearth]

alr i win

gg

wrap it up

[near yew]

is it better to have bp on photo or chad in that case

[marble hearth]

photo

2x2 is bigger than 3x1

[near yew]

true

how big is tge mult on that one, 2^7?

[marble hearth]

idk

but i played one glass king

with no upgrades to high card

[near yew]

crazy

[marble hearth]

god i love ankh

[meager plank]

A white tear just ran down my veiny ahh dih

[marble hearth]

gross

believe it or not

i lost

[marble hearth]

forgor to get the tape thing

[near yew]

😭

[slim heath]

This was a fun run

[marble hearth]

how the fuck did you get that many chips on wee

how

did you

play 586 2s

[near yew]

his wee growed

[slim heath]

Lol

[near yew]

what a big wee

i sure do wish i had a big wee

[slim heath]

My highest hand was 1.587e13

[slim heath]

XD

[near yew]

he plays 17 2 per hand with that setup

if im not stupid

[slim heath]

All the cards I played were red seal as well

[near yew]

damn

[pastel thunder]

he's a grower amirite

[near yew]

thunk can we please see our runs after they end

im begging

i just wanna see my stats after the run dies lol

[slim heath]

You have this screen

[oblique monolith]

i think i had enough balatro for a while, had to lock in

100 hours is a bit too much

[near yew]

i just wanna see my joker’s and stuff

jokers, planets and all

yk

[slim heath]

Yeah that would be cool

[near yew]

show off to my friends how big my wee is

[slim heath]

It's the runs like these that I have the most fun it's just goofy

[narrow elm]

You wouldn't even want to see my Runescape playtime then 🙂

[slim heath]

@marble hearth bro you've been playing for 5h wow

[agile pawn]

balatro

[young bolt]

yes!

[lament hollow]

d

esronfbs

pop

[wraith nexus]

Gang do we fw alien and or predator..

[calm cypress]

what do I dooooooooo

I don't know if dropping stuntman is worth it he's so good

idk why I ever bought banner tbh

[marble hearth]

oh yeah i had balatro open while i was helping build something in my backyard

it's for my chickens

[slim heath]

Oh that's cool

[slim heath]

I don't think vampire helps so that's a bummer

[bleak hawk]

nothing? you're set for ante 3 get your money up

[calm cypress]

if I'm selling stuff I'll have enough for madness goofball

[bleak hawk]

if you wanna go silly madness mode sure but its not optimal. you have really good jokers already

[narrow elm]

I wouldn't take madness cause it forces you into eternal build

[slim heath]

I don't think madness is good unless you plan for him

[narrow elm]

or it just trades your best jokers for .5 mult

[bleak hawk]

midness

[narrow elm]

Picking madness is often... madness!

[slim heath]

Lol i tried him once it didn't work so I think he's only good if you plan on using him

[calm cypress]

I was thinking it was early enough that I could survive while stacking him

[narrow elm]

I got him to like 16x once on a super wild gold stake run

[calm cypress]

but I agree I think I'm set to ante 8 with what I've got

[narrow elm]

Yeah, thats a stacked 3rd ante build already