#🎙・server-chat
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my balls are six pterodactyls tall
WTF
ALL 5 OF KY FUCKING GLASS CARDS
JUST BROKE
TJIS BAME IS SO ASS
HOW
NO RETRIGGERS
Do retriggers actually affect the chances of glass cards from breaking??
no
at least I don’t think so
that is quite possibly the worst build I have ever seen
Goodie
Is this good enough for nanainf
Cool joker idea called gamer tag that gains mult per skipped blind and has card art like this
Throwback
Aw shucks
Maybe chips instead
Nah
I wanna make balatro custom designs so bad but I got a phone and phat fingers
Born to be a balatro artist forced to be a person with big hands
chat do i get invis joker here ? and if yes who do i sell ? (photograph is lowk a bit useless for me rn but idk if i get it or not)
How about it is 'J0k3r_'
what to do
(my score is e24, requirement is e21)
what if the art was jokerfrom persona 5
You are a genius
(^_^)
Your intellectual prowess needs to be studied
Looking cool joker
I'm mega late but you need to copy that idol if it hits or copy the photograph
And you need a brainstorm
Tf you playing on 💀
It says calculating??
look closer
Oh
😭
who do I Copy and who do I sell?
the dealer laughing in my face as i cry for bringing a polaroid photo and a ballot card to the poker table:
Depends on how built your deck is
to Copy or sell?
ok ty
put ojrdans on em
fire album cover
Playstore sale when
Plot twist: Only Eggs
how hard is getting first gold stake?
man
count the tags
A morbillion
It's real 😭
Seems your deck is gay bc it's not straight
okay i should probably
stop scaling them now
buttt
im so tempted
but my deck is already really small
also i have like barely any sources of mult
welp
i'd sell scary face or agate and copy bloodstone
maybe agate is the play there cause you have sock
150,000
What a start
yay first ever balatro win
well done!
Eternal rental or rental and eternal?
i got greedy and skipped the blind before boss
because it was another mevative tag
lmao
both
i didnt feel comfortable nuking my economy for like
splash
when i was doinf a 4oak deck with my double squares
They are crimson heart fodder
Oh okay
alss ill learn better
That makes more sense
Yeah it does that
Drop seed when you're done ❤️
This is great for plasma deck
Yeah crimson sucks, if you can get Chicot in with a negative then that’ll carry pretty gud
Personally I always try & get a Chicot regardless but yeh
the game
Why is balatro in black mirror season 7
Why did he play 3 aces and 2 6's as first hand when he has sixth sense
Is he dumb?
12 posts now I think?
Crazy
FRR
and no seed
Great achievement ngl
look at the money
At least 10 rerolls
what does that mean
Shop rerolls
Also this 7
that's steel card bro
yes that one not enhanced
Can't fucking see cause its ghosted raaaah
issokay bro
How much time is left until the Balatro update?
Fuck if we know
dih
I just found out polychrome cards aren't affected by vampire
get vampire
wth bruh 😭✌️
Can chat choose me a random deck and I'll gold stake it
I just got Painted Deck gold staked today

Double deck
Imma call my 6th future child Gros Michel
anaglyph?
The one that gives u a double tag when u beat a boss blind
anaglyph
Oh that
I gold staked that one
Ye i will never remember that name
Already
Green
Checkered deck.
Alright sure
play darktide instead
i think i take
thats fire
hi i have balatro on my pc steam can anyone buy it for me on phone
my birthday is coming soon so it'd be a sick birthday gift
why buy on pc first when you dont have it on phone 💔
it's more expensive on phone in india
well then make money somehow to buy it on phone 💔
whcih is weird because people here dont have pcs often but will have 3-4 phones
or you could have saved up money
nah
then dont ask 💔
first time i ever used this dumbass fuckin pot
black deck isnt that hard the only thing thats bad is my luck when playing it
Amazing
WELP HERE WE GO
okay game
May I ask why roffle has vampire joker in s tier?
because it's a good joker
I dont see why
get vamp
get midas
free 0.5x scaling per hand played
i think it was 0.2 when he posted
wait till you find out that most of the game depends on the builds
Joker bad bc depends on build is such a weird stance to take
tribuloet is F tier joker cause i play abandoned
Exactly
not like it's bad
Lynn I threw another naneinf today
Vampire is really easy to scale
2 actually
dude I meant like

it needs midas
it doesn't
plus 0.1 is kinda low...
No it don’t
you can hit up tarot packs for enhancements
Spectral cards too
You have to do that anyways if you wanna win ????
i meant as in
You always wanna farm econ lmfao
You could also get triboulet ante 1 with a spectral pack with ao uija that makes it all kings
Nah
nah2
Not for me
You could also get 2 rare skips into DNA and Blueprint and standard pack that has a red seal poly king
You could anything
It doesn't mean you will
Roffles list was made a while back (in 1.0.0) iirc - vampire was 0.2x then which helps a lot
you could also play the game normally and not judge anyone for their opinion
which is me
lol
ah
0.1 is wild
aren't you literally just judging roffle for putting vampire high up
.
If publicly share opinion why fear criticism of said opinion
If you don't want to face criticism
don't talk
Hey chat
i meant me bro 💔
Unfortunate you did roll the nat20 of balala elitists to respond tho
🔥

1/3000
Hey aabboodd
either way
vamp is easy to scale and has midas combo
can even add in pare if you feel spicy
Every hand is about 1.4x more mult
Told ya
im mostly playing on mobile, so idk how much he has completed
but i think he's on like half the stakes on blue
I play on mobile too mostly but I have a pc now
Sick
Ah ok
back to studying, cya
Cya
Oh my god I thought of something super evil
Imagine you're doing a high card run or smth, like using Dna
And you run into the psychic needle
You dont read the boss
And ypu get shit on
average balatro luck
so psychic or needle
which one is it
All jokers do…
Trying to get gold stickers and having to pass on the good stuff 😦
Ey the red card joker is bugged, it doesnt work
Didn't buy anything on shop screen and the multiplier did not increase
face it, you just want to cling onto photochad
it's skipping packs
not shops
it gains mult when you skip a booster pack
and the shop is filled with booster packs
you need to press the skip button IN the pack
oh god you have to buy them, thats stupid dumb, worthless card
buy pack
see nothing worth it
skip
get mult
Good morning fellow divorcees.
Was an early eternal for easy early antes, would abandon it if i could
jokes on you you can't divorce if you don't have a girlfriend in the first place
it's one of the most effective ways of turning economy into mult
Good afternoon fellow divorcers
Dont you love running into the one right legendary at ante 10 for the deck you were building
I don't think you can divorce a girlfriend. That's just breaking up.
oh hello there bitcoin baron
balatro stole from joker poker
balatro stole from league
balatro is a shamless copy
of the peak game balala
🥱
Balatro stole from blackjack
Dont you Ever put LoL and Balatro in the same sentence again
at least get the right game
or else it's divorce
Balatro lol
Divorce
🤝
league has actual gambling
balatro doesn't
nah
yah
it's staying
yo chat what do i do
pick a god and pray
or use the sorting buttons and your detective skills
na im cooked lol
『スティール・ボール・ラン ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』 アニメ制作決定!!
“STEEL BALL RUN JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure” Animation series is officially in production!!
特報映像、イメージビジュアル、メインキャラクターイラストも解禁!
Announcement trailer, image visual, and main charact...
Its... beautiful.....
hi everyone! this site seems to be down (https://mathisfun0.github.io/The-Soul/), anyone know what happened to it?
oh wait nvm, it has a new url https://spectralpack.github.io/TheSoul/
Wazzup
wazzzaaaaa
This aint runner this marathoner

is there a cryptid discord server
thank you lynn

ee jee ball
Is there a way to put brainstorm mode on my phone?
#⚙・modding-general will probably know
Hey joker joker
Only ONE joker left for c++
No but there's a way for cryptid without pc
I have it
Guess which
Hit the Road
Just fucking get a rare skip tag
And get a good build
I hope
Good luck
What i need to do ?
Dms
I fucking love certificate
I love balatro
What is this Dms?
Anyone can help me with a bug experiencing
Anyway I'm glad hit the road is my last c++ joker cuz now I can blast Hit the Road Jack once I'm done
Do tell
13th post
which one
yeah its canon
Balatro black mirror
14th post
Lucky I had a picture of it and checked the server lol
no fucking way dude
balatro black mirror
15th post, pog (doesn't count tho)
balatro black mirror
🔥
Uhh can't really tell you cuz I'll be exiled
It's only on android tho
just DM them lmfoa
True
thank you invisible joker
Wrong guy
showman showed up
its best to brainstorm photo here right?
yuh
You play around AJ
bocchi the peak
So Localthunk has recommend several indie games before and I tried one of them (Nova Drift) and it's so good.

alr
I was playing where 76% of my deck was diamond kings and I rerolled off of face cards being debuffed into doamonds bcing debuffed
This really feels like cheating

Nova Drift is sick
I played that a lot last year
The dev worked on that game for like a decade too
Great game
Finished gold stake on zodiac deck and black deck, what’s the next hardest deck would yall say
Green and Plasma can be rough
hmm alr, I was thinking ansglyph or painted to be fair
Nebula or Plasma
Nebula sucks. Plasma is a very different game to other decks at high stakes, in part thanks to 2.4M VV
Hi:)
:(
I had nothing but ❤️ kings in my deck and retcon
I just didnt read the fuckin bossblind 👏

meow
is there still a mods channel here?

dawg first 6 episeodes of dmc
are amazing
especially ep 6
ts 10/10
havent wathced it fully tho
hes just a chill guy
If nobody got me, I know (insert favorite card) got me.
What is that card that got you, high rollers?
Does anyone know where I can find information on how to set up the balatro multiplayer mod?
check #⚙・modding-general
Stuntman and Plasma
Thanks
To photo or to chad, the eternal dilemma
To FH spam, or to HC pivot, the eternal dilemma
I’d take photo if I had to choose
Seems early enough
Is ancient joker supposed to work like idol where it only picks suits you have in your deck? Or is meant to be able to pick a suit you don't have?
I read at one point that it's meant to work like idol, but I've gotten it twice with checkered deck and it's been set to clubs or diamonds. I just wanna know if this is a bug or intended
Is a free voucher as good as a free joker slot or no (asking this because I'm trying to make a new blind)
what
You mean an extra joker slot? That's infinitely better than a free voucher
Yeah extra
Ok then
free voucher saves you 10 dollars
Happy Passover ✡️
A blind that has a high blind size with a positive effect
The equalizer
free joker slot is OP as hell and saves you 20 dollars + needing to get lucky getting the blank and anti matter voucher
Free voucher it is
Who cares if you're getting antimatter from a free voucher
It's luck based
thats why im saying the automatic free joker slot is way more powerful
Ancient joker does not check your deck unlike most other suit rotating jokers
It still would have a 1/4 chance
that bites
I think I’ll just take Uranus
why mine
Who do I copy?
start with creating 2 copies of your most powerful card ofc
then after that copy bloodstone
hold on, every one of them is weak
Soooo who do i blueprint?
do you have your flush poker hand upgraded?
hmm
create 2 copies of the foil heart face card with DNA and blueprint copying it
after that pick the 2 foil cards and create a flush, and make blueprint copy bloodstone
the jack face card
And if I dont manage to get it on my hand?
then it's ggs
👍
Wht now?
did you copy the jack?
buy photograph, make blueprint copy hanging card and put the enhanced jack as the first scored card
👍
Now just copy without the blueprint?
K thx
remember to rearrange the jack as the first scored card
What is happening
This absolute goat of a human is playing for me
is this good for a beginner?
just helpin bro
RTGame?
Ye
I don't consider myself a goat lmao, I didn't even score at the e's
def
I'm kinda just going in blind (bu dum tss) and learning along the way
anything I should buy?
nop, the or is it guy
how did you score previously anyways
No you're rtgame
nop
do you mean my previous Runs?
the blind you played before you got to the shop vro
I discarded until I got the Jack Copied it and then played a flush with it
the Score burned alot
go for the arcana pack
I think wheel of never ending gambling is the Play here
that works
nope 😔
absolute disappointment
😍
shouldve gone sun
I Scored 1.2 Million btw
copying a jack would give you the win here
huh???
I don't think you need any upgrades lmao
no
👍
brb
you should be able to skip every blind and still win the run and you'll unlock a joker (provided a boss doesn't screw you over)
also copy photo not chad
I can hear him saying Uranus
whats the reasoning for the second Statement?
this one
photograph triggers an extra time if you copy it instead
Plant dont talk to me or my four sons ever again
which Joker?
You unlock Merry Andy if you do it in 12 rounds or less
Where my server booster role
Another 2 gold stickers
I'm jk
Wee (?)
already have tht
dont have that tho
then go to shops and prepare for endless if you care
what do y'all think of my legendary joker tierlist
we know nothing about him i was considering putting him in "no data"
Canio with glass face card is crazy 
technically in that sense
perkeo has contributed to muder due to being able to copy justice cards
Parkeo + blueprint + brainstorm copy cryptic special card🔥
Hello
Didn’t yorick GET murdered
how
who knows he could've died by natural causes
the actual yorick
i really should've put him in "no data"
No, we know because I killed him.
im getting yorick from league
nvm i fixed it
typical Violet Vessel

can i remote play balatro on steam so my friend can play it and i can watch?
..??
Naaaaaaaaaaa
idk but why Not Just use discord
You could create a family view with them and then they have access to all your steam games and then they can just stream it on discord
)))):
if i had a penny for every time wheel of fortune worked i would be homeless
Are the Jokers genderless?
blueprint and brainstorm are both female
That I know, but like, what's the situation generally?
maybe they're all female and its a harem?
such a pure soul unburdened by the knowledge of end-game scaling
Everyone starts somewhere
now imagine modded scaling
I get more luck outside of the game than in the game itself
I got nope right after but shh
nono I watch roffle Lite
they have different chances???
Yea
damn
12.5 for foil, 8.75 for holo, 3.75 for polychrome
6️⃣
Now I wonder how the odds look with oops all 6's
doubled
halved
Yeah
less interractive
One of the strangest gold stake wins I’ve had
0.1% for wheel even working
have to explain modding then :(
parsec?
I actually Like holo more
?
All editions are good to have
same
Flatmult is usually kinda weird tho
look up parsec it's exactly what youre looking for
not that much, for low antes is pretty cool
is like a slightly worse negative gros michel
I think I prefer foil and polychrome cuz you don't worry too much about order
should I do it
freen't money
Do it
keep gambling until you get baron
on my Jacks deck😔
I don't tend to grab useless eternal negatives anymore
keep gambling until you get a miracle
dayum
PEAK
baseball card goat
how tf
there are a lot of ways
41 rounds of deck fixing
chat discards or hands
I got up too quickly and got dizzy wtf
Hanged men
which should i proritize
thats normal
dawg how low is ur iron levle
that makes it easier to find the cards, not make a lot of kings
iron deficiency
Hands are just blue discards
discards are delicious
hmm
balatro players after lynching hundreds (they're "deck fixing")
Idk
No
can u eat ur discards
win green stake
What foods have iron
yes
shovel
what i recommend it eat a lot of cereal
Don't skip
Ture
Unless it's 25 dollars ante 1
Anything else
Ight
k
it was good while it lasted
thats me
Thanks tribulet
I'd argue in favor of free shop as well
Yeah is neat
can i control you
yup
Silence, minor
sorry grandpa
discards or hand size
hand size
Sad
what are we aiming for this round?
i fucked up then
the irs to disappear
naneinf no perkeo random seed gold stake
Black deck gold stake
I dont even have tht unlocked with black deck😭
so Baron factory?
We'll make our way up
OOH NO DO THE GOD SEED WITH NAT NEGATIVE PERKEO AND TRIB
does ankh copy stickers from a joker?
send me your reproductive fluid
OK which deck?
Ghost
alr
what do I do?
im Just gonna send Screenshots and Just think the "what do I do?"
skip all blinds
skip skip play club flush
Odds with oops all 6's
y'all wanted to Control the round but are gone now 📥🪫🩸🥀☔️🪤💔📭
Yes I won
Wasnt talking about you
kool
i know, just wanted to point that out
Flush 1000%
ok
OR IS IT?
straights are significantly more likely believe or not
If the game we're talking about isnt balatro I'd agree with you
I mean this is a balatro discord server so I'd assume so
Post Malone Doesnt Like His voice
Yo guys
Remember me
My Midas mask cosplay is nearly complete I sent the wip in art
Hey I just moved from a pirated PC Balatro (I had already purchased the game on iOS and had to wait for a bit before I bought it on Steam, I dont pirate indie games without buying them later on, just couldnt afford it at the time - not really youi catch my drift). But how do I move the saves from the old one to the new one? Am I just cursed to having no saves because im a filthy pirate?
also don't make excuses for piracy, ngl
nobody cares if you pirate 🥱
hey can someone help me? im not sure why these other mods are working but extracredit isnt
eh
update steamodded
as it says
assuming you haven't launched the legit version yet, it should be the pirated ones
if not, you'll have to check where the pirated one puts saves
cool, ill make a backup quick in case they get overwritten, I havent touched the legit copy because I didnt wanna risk them getting overwritten or something
got it
yeah
I play balatro on like 7 different devices so I dont really care for my saves all that much anyway
ok i just did so and now its blinking green and red
Oh it didnt care at all, I guess both copies look in the same folder for it. I even have my current run on the new one cool
uh then i'm lost
#⚙・modding-general should know
i can't stop winning
blueprint shouldve been on the far right smh
that's not bp
The ox is a Mega opp
guys im the FIRST PERSON HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE FACR TJAT BALATRO IS IN BLACK MIRROR
i am the FIRST
nobody has EVER said this before
jokes aside it was cool though.
wow they did that I didnt know they did that this is the first ever time I am hearing about this I can't believe they did that I didnt know
you're welcome
Haiii everyone's dose anyyy one playy balatro here?
no
Damm 😔
what is balotro
no, we play darktide
A misspelling 😭 😭 😭
what is balatro
this is a slime rancher server
Jimbo and his jokers
🥱
unoptimal order
i’m aware
ok
-14$
bro took the card
and ruined his econ
for mid sccoring
yeah ok
man i love lucky card builds and lucky cat... but cmon
Wouldn't blueprint on the photograph give more mult?
yeah but i got some gold seals so i move it around every now and then
Oh, ok
do you need to purchase a joker once in the winning run for it to gain the stake stamp or does it need to be one of the jokers present when you do win
has to be there for the win screen
mm okay
also lucky procs
Yeah, I know, my mind is just very mult-oriented
fuck i have no idea if i should risk selling off one of the chads and buy the baron for the chance at a mime
Depends what you are trying to do
what's the best way to win with the black deck?
Play well
enable debug menu hold tab and press win run
Try your best to build up a good economy, make a good build, win
mobile*
buy a computer buy balatro enable debug menu hold tab and press win run
Good econ is extremely important, and not relying on multiple hands to win
enhancements are always good
Balatro question for you all: I remember back before the release that Jolly Joker looked like the normal joker
Is Half Joker supposed to be a ripped up Jolly Joker?
Mockup
guess so 
WTF
👋 y’all !!
also just possible it's normal jokerbut moved up because it didn't look good to thunk otherwise
I mean maybe? My only thing is that the location placement is the exact same as the handtype +mult jokers
Pic with overlay of normal and modern Jolly to show
guess he used that position cause normal didn't look good 
could just ask the big man enxt time he shows up
Maybe
Just thought it was a cool theory since Half Joker synergizes with jolly along with Sly
sell blueprint and reroll
ok
It still gains 0.5
im aware
I mean
eternal loyalty card 💔
It still sucks
yeah 💔
But i like it
nah it doesn't
what does suck is having the scholar
instead of another uncommon for baseball
at least it's better cause of baseball
fair
Nah yeah forget it that's op
💔 it's still a dogshit joker tho
seeded runs count right
Is there any way to win this?
I've mainly been playing High Cards (lvl 6) and doing two of them in a row
Having a legendary joker in your top played jokers is actually insane lol
could gamble with a full house lucky queen
I just beat black deck purple stake first try, maybe c+ isn’t that hard after all
I rerolled and got King Mult x2, King, Lucky Queen and Queen
what's blue joker at
I also have lucky Ace, ace, the two mult kings and a regular king so I could do fh
Blue is at 88
Could I also not pop Sly Joker?
But my high card is lvl 6 so..
you'd need every mult on lucky to hit to hit
Lol
Well I mean it's feasible just insanely difficult
Ugh this sucks
Yeah rip run it doesn't pop all
nobody has ever won gold stake everyone is just lying
ok :) yayy :)))))
hold R 
Throwback Joker my beloved
wait how do you unlock that
I forgor
Obelisk is the worst joker
you press main menu and then resume your run
i am missing quite a few jokers actually. should probably get those before i try gold stake
average white stake player opinion
ohh thats the skip blinds one isnt it
yeah
love that man
I understand how it’s useful but I personally don’t like it
it's definitely annoying to get right
I also didn’t like vampire but then I realized how to combo vampire
I fidnt like getting rid of all of my enhancements
obelisk requires a pivot so there's that
my cousin's dog is playing balatro rn hi
srsly?
yes lmfao
nah chicot is s tier they're trolling ong
You can replace it with a voucher
Silence
It's just not that good compared to the other legendaries
Luchador > Chicot
Lol
Most bosses do nothing to you
The few that do something, you can play around them
Or you can just pickup director's cut and reroll the bitch
Playing green stake plasma deck and I actually hate me setup
or blueprint a luchador and sell the blueprint 
This run is looking scrumptious
blueprint is used only with multi multipliers 🗣️
Wrong
Luchador and Diet Cola

at least lose correctly