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Okay so given some constructive criticism I have updated the poster:
I once got negative blueprint in the first shop 😭
spare trousers is my second beloved
No way thi
i cant even load my file without the game crashing im crying
Can't possibly afford it so RIP
did you woke up after?
the minecraft movie was so ass
As a child I yearned for the Jokers
TRUE
As a child i scored for the blinds 🔥
shit movie but easily the best cinema experience ive ever had in my life
“haha cheeky references with a nonsensical story”
probably same
i mean, it was a ''Joke'' movie i think
until the zelda movie
"as a child i yearned for the blinds"
smash bros legacies movie
hear me out... roblox movie
have a puppy
fuck no
no
oh hell yeah
really bad rip offs, followed by gambling and child abuse
dont forget groomers
child abuse implied it
hell nah
negative tag
Violent vessel !
violent vessel so violent it kills the chat
i ran out of minecraft movie slop to make balatro references of
yeah same 💔
Did local leave
hes local now (sorry)
Die
Now om thirsty
Tanks
1 2 3 or 4
4
Let it have a break 😭
So much hand size
How did you get that much? Bean bug?
I have rage
you missed it....... you missed the rage.....
Bean bug
Quats the rage
You mean the
Berserk item
From tvoi
?!?
what
Those who know
Hltt shit
holy shit the venue of isaac
It's isaac
he became an artist
can’t even have a name bro
holy shit bro got binded
This truly was, the Binding, of iSaac
bro lived in a small house atop a hill with only his mom
Then the lost said "shit on your son in a fortnite 1v1"
It got fucked over by edmund
Cuz he didn't add rep+ to consoles
I don’t even know what ur talking abt
Poor
work
Those who Tainted Lost
i miss the rage
I'm crying
guh
Pain and suffering
Ok
Stright build
Looks inside: Photochad
Photochad straight build is kinda wild

whuh
OH YEAH BABY THIS IS THE LIFE
Do I take baron here? I am going to buy the voucher after the big blind (sorry photo quality is bad)
I think I'm just going to by the arcana packs
Do you have a lot of kings
no I just started
what does (C) and (C+) in people nicknames in this server means
should probably buy nothing
Yeah I don’t know honestly I don’t get baron often
i doubt that this is about programming language
achievements completionist and completionist +
ohhh
still good to save above $20
alright thanks
but i have fortune teller
I was playing Midas vampire earlier and I really liked the combo so I’m going to try that again
i still think it doesn't matter, having full value hermit is really valuable
free blueprint 🤑
nice
always take the rare skip chat
Why does the game want me to photo chad
because its good
damn'
I have the opportunity to do something very funny
right off the bat
Do I just skip the entire ante
yep its on mobile
Really
yeah
I have to pay for it???
No
No, but thunk said it will in the future
its the same game
sell off the burglar for a chance at a brainstorm or trib?
nah, on mobile your deck size is halved due to restrictions
yeah
Unless you absolutely can't afford it
i personally dont like the mobile port so i use the steam android port that requires you own the game to create the APK
Like if it would fuck up your build
Vampire is one of my favorite jokers, it's become part of my culture
If you know you know
?
Is this a thing?
The mobile port is really good imo but to each their own
we're gaming
Double trib
now get a sock
you need to own the steam game to actually port it
but it will carry all your progress over
Is this just so you can keep your profiles and achievements and what not?
Ah, ok
Makes sense
the only minor inconvenience is you need to hold your finger on the jokers to see the current stats for swashbuckler, pants, etc
I straight up would prefer that over the tap
Alr fuck it we ball
I have a galaxy fold so the aspect ratio is forced to 16:9 but it should be very much playable on most regular phones
Ez muhney
you're getting expelled
what are the 1x sprites even used for anyways 
astronomy shop
i just died to the needle
Not really
damn
Epic


no
Gg
slop seed to im bad at the game so i bet you guys could do better
SILENCE
WHY YOUV BULLY ME
if you post a screenshot of purchased blueprint your luck goes down
That's why i only screenshot stolen blueprints
i was playing anaglyph building up double tags for negative or maybe that one tag that doubles your money or something but i accidentally skipped to reroll the boss and just watched as all of my double tags vanished before my eyes 😭😭😭
i demand a refund
I'll beat it on gold stake trust trust
Without the ante 1 bp
Photochad ante 2
Do
Do
Photochad is always good
Once you go photochad, you never go back
Specially if space joker hits
How do I unlock checkered deck?
Playing
win with the black deck on white stake
Gold?
Yea
It's always been like that

Furthermore, you can only get c++ on black deck due to a bug
Wheel hit photo and it’s polychrome
And this is why we always take photochad
Fr
i was just wondering before i start trying to mod my balatro is it even possible for me as i am using the xbox pc version? ive only seen tutorials for steam
yes
me casually watching as my two negative tags go to a gluttonous and a popcorn
first red stakes win, Throwback at 4.75 as of A8 boss
Hey is there a mod on or someone I can share something with
Ok yeah this is a god seed
This really is a god seed
Good seed but Barron your normally high carding photo you normally go with five of a kind
And neither are useful with banana as the multiplier is on the base mult not the joker mult
does anyone know how to fix this bug where i just have no audio? even after restarting
Just got this
Damn black chip is hard
And I’m playing pairs
I got locked into them at the start
e
And I only had banana bc I needed actual mult
It's pre blue stake
There are worse things coming
Ik there's gold chip too that shit looks ridiculous
You don't know how easy you black stakers have it
Black chip scaling is beating my ass
It's ante 6 your not locked in for endless
I had the most beautiful flush deck ever
Just to have the absolute most abhorrent scaling
Ehh too lazy
Also I’m doing this run for the no more than 4 jokers thing
took me 3 hours
whats the best pull here? blueprint?
Yea
easily
Any way to copy idol and sockbusk
yeah i cannot find it
showman isnt putting any work
its joever
i wish i had dna
yeah
It's that one seed right
yes
Understandable
KSKDSK
i somehow can’t get a single death
the seed with all 5 jokers?
you re most likely to win the big jackpot at a casino
Crazy
poly
holy shit
i genuinely think getting these legendary jokers
is higher of a chance than me not finding a single death for 4 antes
does hone and glow up increase the chances of getting negative jokers?
hmmmm
i think the first version of those vouchers does not give more negative chance,just the second one
i think hone(the first one) gives more chances for foil,polychrome and shi but not negative
i havent played balatro in a while,school is more important
Was truly a good run
Just got bad draws at the end
this seed is insane
I was running photochad too
that shit always happens
its not funny how much times this happens
Anything new?
i believe not
if i remember correctly,an update will come this year
why no negative skip tag ffs
gold
I need that sticker 💀
but you have won with him on orange stake
no?
chicot HAS AN ORANGE CHIP
in the photo it was after the run ended
i get it now
what deck should I do next hmm
idk bro,im havent played a lot of balatro
Well it was a good run. I finally beat to ante 15. New score
The ONE time I stumbled into a baron mime blueprint run, I didn't read the damn boss blinds. Was hit with the plant at ante 12 lol
Highest hand score was e20 idek how far I woulda gone
Many many hours do you all have on this 😂
what is mipmap level in the settings?
Oh
I finally beat a gold stake
Guess it’s time to update my nickname
Astronomer would have been nice to have sooner than one round before big boss but whatever
Pls someone say how many hrs I don't wanna go first
85 hours according to my switch
And all I’ve done is 20 challenges and 1 gold stake deck 😔
i got chicot gold just cause i picked him up along the way on a triboulet run
I have to ask something
Hi guys
Does anyone have the website for seed tracking?
How ya doing
oh i guess balatro does have it
Something like this
About 100
Most played game on my steam library
which one is better
Balatro is so fun though. I love balatro
i know i’m gonna lose but i just gotta know
the first one
i think
first one is 8 retriggers
the second is mkre
9
real
Number go up
gets a triboulet and goes to ante 11
i’ve opened 25 souls non seeded and 11 have been triboulet
2nd yorick then perkeo canio chicot
i’ve only gotten chicot twice
actually yeah true
What web is that
i find a soul card and i get a chicot im not happy but not mad either
they should rework it to always be negative or instead of disabling the boss blind it makes the boss blind nerf into a buff
first red stake :3
Calculate the score of any Balatro hand
balatro calculator
what’s more addicting
true
calamity multiplayer is like
more than i can cojmt
wait yall have terraria?
with friends
the most fun i’ve had with my friends
ye
it’s way too fun
this server became better in a second
it’s balatro it was never bad
OR TUCKING HOLEM ON INFERNUM
😭
wall of flesh for me,that boss gets changed every update
and im sick of it
my first infernum playthrough i had to take a nap because my head was hurting from golem
and then i woke up didn’t beat it and beat it 4 days later
i just bought that game
my friends forced me
good
i don’t really see the fun in it
aw
it just seems like a simulator
it is very grindy
i have 3 hours on the game and 2 of those hours i was tabbed out playing cryptid mod
💀
ive seen people skate in that game like its skate 3
you can skate
and the other 1 hour me and my friend either killed the police or killed each other
or gambled
oh yeah the casino
i was gonna make a balatro in a casino joke but that’s kinda illegal
that was fun for about 10 minutes
well gtg
bye
good luck in your balatro runs,or terraria bosses,or your schedule gmae thing
fr
Apple fritter
its more skill than luck
yummer
to win ante 8
true
Doc would become a balatrillionaire
and people that actually do go to casinos probably wouldn’t play it
ONE BALITRILLION DALLARRS!!!!
id sock my buskin
and there’s a balatro 1v1 mod
“nah id sock and buskin”
There's a guy who recreated the game irl
Sorry but no shot you gold staked 13 decks in 40 hours. That's 104 wins, a win every 23 minutes 😂😂😂
This takes out the fun out of balatro ngl
I like it when my guess is right
it’s possible
maybe he’s just a balapro
^
I can believe it
jimbo sent
You can, in fact, do a poker kind balatro, it is not that hard to do overall
It only gets really difficult after purple stake
balatro lore
lots of calculating
if you’re adding jokers
balatro trading cards 
Here is an idea I had some days ago:
Everyone called Balatro "poker two", so, why dont we make it like that? My idea is this one:
Poker, but you have two decks.
One for jokers that activate when a card is scored (walkie-talkie, trib, sock etc)
And one for cards (that have may have additions like seals and other things)
Based on that, the cards are put on the table and who gets the highest score based on the jokers they have wins the game
It is VERY luck based, even more than poker, so Im all in for ideas
wait that’s fire
What if they got all the stakes for every deck except gold
That’s just playing
Am I going insane lol
Another 150 hours of watching dr spectred and roffle play probably
Also, I just made this build, and it was my dream for so long
i have never played a straights run in my entire life
The +100 chips neg joker was natural
fr
i always play flushes
and wonder why i lose
Did you go for straight flush
bro raw cards
Is the soul web bugged?
And it was in the same shop as the shortcut
Nah, im not that good
So you're saying for 13 decks, you've beat every stake while only having 40 hours on the game? Are you doubling down on that lmfao
Flush runs are easy to pull off if you know what you're doing ngl
why are you doubting bros skill
yeah
Imagine a shortcut four fingers smeared run
Straight flush 😮
Level up neptune like crazy and get xmult
i had an ancient joker oops all 6s and bloodstone run
Idek if TAS could do the inputs that fast 😂
and i got hearts/diamonds 3 times in 5 antes
Well yeah it prob could
Ive had ancient + smeared
That is so unlucky
ancient joker moment
Best combo really, I just love that
crazy take
There’s your problem
and then it gives up
picking it up?
Picking up Aj
I haven't had many ancient joker runs
Yes
8 ball sucks we all know that
8ball is abusable if you deck fix (but not worth it)
just make it 1/2
i’ve only picked up 8 ball probably like 2 times in my lifetime
you can just
get a cartomancer
^
Aj is weak because deck fixing does nothing for it
or any good tarot generator
Make 8ball summon a planet for your most used hand
Blue seals already exist
you have to fish for those usually
Discount blue seal
Straight builds are so fun, but hard to pull off
Unless something is going very wrong with your build, your most played hand is likely to be what you’re winning blinds with
In my 140 ish hours of skill issued balatro I can count in the fingers of one hand how many times I did one
Like 2
0
I banged my head against Jokerless for hours trying to do it with a straight build
I've had ONE
On WHITE STAKE
And then after watching a streamer do it with 5oak aces I tried that and beat it one try
Straights suck
The opposite actually
I wanna be like doc spec and transition into straight flush casually
or do you kill every face
Trim the ends is the best you can do
or 2
They are one of the best hands to play, but hard to build towards to
you pick how high you want it and remove cards around it
You hold R on erratic until you get 10 of each card in a straight
You can be Dr.Spectred and have like a 100% fixed deck towards Straight flushes or you can have none at all
Wich is my case, and I honestly dont need it
well straight flushes make sense
dr spectred when patient tarot walks in
patient tarot when assistant planet walks in
8 ball can fuckin kick rocks
assistant planet when surgeon joker walks in
how is the psychic even a debuff 😭
idk
Flush player spotted/j
no ur absolutely right LOL
high card still works just play 4 more junk cards
Which is what you should be doing anyway
yeah the psychic is free
It's only bad when your only flatmult is half joker
For such an otherwise well balanced came I don't understand why he put fuckin 8 ball in there. Or superposition even tho it's better. But then there's shit like cartomancer and vagabond
What about baron mime?
Why is gary playing geometry dash in his bedroon
idk at that point you have directors cut prob
8 ball is such a weird card
why tf would you make it 1/4
There are plenty of build archetipes that psychic kills
for ONE tarot card
There's a reason why some of those are common and the others are uncommon and rare
delayed gratification is terrible
Baron and held in hand stuff
Nah
even more dog shit on high stakes
4$ 🥶
we already said that
It'll get better with the blue stake rework I think
Looks directly at the one time I lost a baron mime build at ante 14 because I didnt have directors cut
blue stake delayed gratification is shit
Ok welp that’s all
It's kinda just a discount GJ
i would say skill issue but i only win about 1/6 of my games
same amount of money as a card that gives you 4$ regardless
and cloud 9
Cloud nine and dna flush five build goes hard
So is hallucination and it's actually useful
cloud nine irl goes hard
lucky cat and triboulet are my favorite 2 cards
i think i’ve picked up triboulet more than most jokers
I always try to copy as many 9s as possible
how is the mouth a debuff...
I won't disagree on that
Wondering if I restart this? Not a fan of ancient joker.
Chat, lets admit. This game is balanced. Almost all the jokers will have a use case
When you don’t draw your hand
if your ass like me then you lose to that and the eye
Burglar
holy shit
You'd be surprised
one time i forgot because the dopamine erased the blind from my brain and i played a royal flush
Cloud 9 is one of my favorite econs
Mouth has killed me way too many times
discard discard flush discard flush
cloud nine is one of my favorite irl things
It's well balanced it's not perfect
get 4 of 1 suit
discard
discard
discard
no flush
LOL OMG 😭
Which is insanely hard to be with 150 jokers lmao
Thats what I said
happens so often istg 😭
Where did the 40 hour guy go 👀
yea flush sux
Bad draws
Straight enjoyers forgetting they lose every every run to bad draws, no matter how much that extra mult is "better than flush"
i have lost probally 10 runs cause i cant draw a fucking queen to make a full house
but 4 fingers and that smudge card its so peak
Shut
it really is better than flush
But you're right
Until its not
Straight players when they need 2 jokers just to play their hand consistently
4 fingers is better for straights than flushes
IT IS NOT >:(
fr
straights are better just because of the scaling
with saturn
i will still never go a straights build
i’d rather die to a dead draw than my hand simply not scoring enough
nebula deck..
nebula deck is my least favorite deck
Come to gold stake where you can experience both constantly
i have no reason for it
yay!!!
its not that bad what 😭
and thats where pairs come in
Nebula is goofy
nvm i forgot about black deck
hear me out, painted is ass
i still don’t like nebula
pairs are so op i love/hate them so much
yeah that shit actually sucks balls
Yeah but you need to put so much cash into deck fixing (or luck into finger), whereas flush you can just fish for better jokers. Therefore, flush builds end up stronger.
its pretty good
wow a voucher
-1 consumabke smot
💔
its only good with negatives and antimatter lol
meow meow
when is high card ever optimal
Pluto is the best planet, screw NASA
no??
credit card core
4 jokers is enough
Here’s but one example of when
When your hand size is 5
showman
i cant win with 7 so 4 aint enough
+2 handsize is well worth a joker slot
yeah ive never understood the point of this card lol
just look at troubadour
You're heavily underestimating the hand size
ggs highest score
Also 4 Jokers isn't terrible for beating ante 8
thats just a skill issue my friend
Troubadour stinky
DAWG?!?!?!?
If you're Jeff Bezos it makes sense, maybe
Juggler too
get good econ its the best flat mult in the gaem
thats why i hate painted
this was also a random seed i found and decided to keep doing it until i couldn’t anymore
nor really
do I get rid of the reserved lol
Bootstraps Bull To The Moon is funny
bootstraps is so buns 💔
nah you need money
no you need more money
get good econ mf
Unironically Red Card is a better flat mult tied to econ lmao
so you can buy more reserved parking
"high card builds are good" looks inside stuntman
Well yeah
let me just summon good econ with my magical joker ritual
how does one even aquire $1500
And petroglyph
mfw 25 dollars for 10 mult skull emoji
Nebula boring af
i’ve had 2k dollars in a run once
I think you meant ironically
perkeo 3 blue prints temperance
this is actually kinda low for the run im doing lol
Man I've been so big on devil tarot recently. Used to think it was bad. Now. Give econ.
Painted is for 5 cars hand enjoyers
baron mime builds typically get like 4k+
this is very true
(Me)
you going nane?
devil’s great
gonna try
Not to mention some of the packs you’ll actually want stuff out of
naneinf is doable w/o perkeo
You don't have to scale it every time
you mean with like
In higher stakes sometimes you open a pack and get absolute garbage
burglar serpent
very much so
that one card that gives .25x multi when u add a card to ur deck is so good
yeah this way
You do if you want to not die to blind scaling
bean bug my beloved
I have 119 stakes and I still don't know how to start the engine of a pair build
Hologram is good yes
serpent isnt even a debuff its a buff ngl
half joker
Yes
yeah this is the community consensus im pre sure
in normal runs i’d argue its at most a net neutral
its not hard
basically hate yourself and it works
Serpent is a debuff if you play 4 or 5 card hands
Well no even then I thought I said burned
no
just mass discard
and you’ll have tons of cards
Single discard and you will
Unless I get burned joker or stuntman I'm dead by ante 5
discards can draw you up to 5 cards outside of serpent
and you’ll only do draw less if your build needs +3 cards
Skill issue
If you 5 discard you’ll run out of cards
yeah yeah i know you can overload your handsize
then play five cards
but its not super helpful in the average run
wdym
boss blinds aren’t meant to be helpful at all
is every run baron mime
they’re meant to be the opposite
the ox can be helpful
so getting that blind instead of something like the face is very good
five of a kind build with dogshit luck slowly looks up in disgust
never heard of the face
If the Ox is helping you, you were in a very bad position already lol
how?
buuuh
?
Negative money gets set to 0
i do agree serpent is an easy boss tho
if ur in debt
okay if ur in debt
i’ve gone into debt a singular time
you have a bigger problem
ahh so its only good if your worse than me
than boss blinds
like yeah true but you should never be in debt
theres no boss named the face
the plant is ezpz
The plant is easy, just pick up pareidolia /s
no
facts
I mean it can completely end runs
plant rarely kills my runs
depending on your build
ever heard of baron builds?
if ever
too many times
thanks
The plant only kills people who copy streamers
but im not talking about endless
?
truth nuke….
confusion
you mean ppl who do photochad/baron/flush 5 builds?
Balatro pals by wife left me
More time for balatro
less wife more balatro
seed?
Yeah
FWU1Y83C
unlimited blueprints
thanks
what the shit
is this even worth to take rn to copy steel cards for the future
you do not need more money
i find it concerning that you have taken more souls than imolates and mediums
i’ve had 4 runs where i’ve had 2 legendary jokers
this is not true
different legendary jokers
I’d say I need way more
your greed sickens me
my greed gives me naneinf
but... money
no fish for a credit card instead
money makes the world go around in balatro
what even is this seed
its called fever dream
get rid of chad pls
i think this one is better
ty
800$ on rerolls no sock
i got mine from judgement
the seed gives you 2 legendary jokers at the start then tricks you
i sold my sock for invisible joker
ante 15 no sock or observatory lol
idk why i did that
no opportunity for baron build?
yeah let me baron with triboulet
yeah just get rid of the trib lol
baron mime build + perkeo is infinitely better
than trib perkeo
well yeah you can get infinite points
i did see a baron
no cryptid the whole run though
L take there are so many budda for face cards
maybe there was voucher skips
six blueprints
and you could’ve scaled pluto
i’ve never done particle accelerator
whenever observatory comes around
Not enough. More
missing out my friend
get antimatter son
i shouldn’t throw off the balance of my soul card stats too much
so i can flex it
i get carried by legendaries
my friend has double my time on the game he’s gotten 5 i’ve gotten 28
5 + 2 =8 🤯
🤦🏽♀️
How do I find and set up multiplayer mod?
i have it
my friend walked me through though
can you mod it through steam or do you need lovely injector
I'm just need to know how to do I really have no info on it
locked
Wrong btw
Ah ok
Best to copy to match scoring and total triggers
But copying both on mime after scoring cuz it’ll switch over to in-hand effects and double copy money card
Gotcha
Unfortunately run will die due to vouchers, classic😞
Trash, terrible, awful even, I see no way this could go past ante 3 much less win
I need to play more gold stake
Just lock in
I have foil popcorn and holo ice cream lol
