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fresh spruce
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search up "balatro copying blueprint mod" or smth

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if you went search for search with me I would out google you, like step it up

livid berry
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You would probably have better luck in the modding channels

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Big ouija

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autumn mantle
fresh spruce
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best boss blind

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hand size makes me happy

fervent cosmos
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One step closer to the whole deck

blazing wing
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new attack strategy i made KANE walk mass bowlers

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opaque shard
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Do you guys think red card is getting nerfed next update

blazing wing
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nah

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i dont think so

shy dove
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i dont think it needs to 🐕

opaque shard
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I mean

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Yea

blazing wing
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its powerful but nerfing it to +2 would make it so bad

shy dove
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i can imagine it being uncommon since it is on that level though 🐕

blazing wing
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thought it was +3

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or am i wrong

opaque shard
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It's +3

blazing wing
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yeah

shy dove
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its +3 per skipped pack 🐕

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which is incredible 🐕

boreal niche
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guess what fucking hand type i play LMAO

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opaque shard
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I guess it is only nerfed by the fact most xmult jokers need you to use booster packs

opaque shard
boreal niche
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+80 mult is not bad in the slightest

shy dove
boreal niche
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you don't even need half that to beat ante 8

shy dove
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like you can be a bit of a glut in terms of what you take and still be relatively strong 🐕

opaque shard
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Yea that's kinda why I feel like it could be nerfed

shy dove
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ive supported constellations and holograms at the same time with red card 🐕

opaque shard
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But I see your point that it doesn't need to

shy dove
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but its a healthy part of the game imo 🐕

opaque shard
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I appreciate the dedication of making all messages end with dawg

lavish zenith
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i just learned that gros michel is the name of a cultivar of banana that we all used to eat, but now we mostly eat the cavendish cultivar

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i always assumed that gros michel was the name of an artist who drew a banana

robust elbow
lavish zenith
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i like how the guy isnt even related to the supposed death

glass mortar
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elite knowledge required 🙏

vapid summit
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1 point off -_-

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lavish zenith
near yew
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guys im a stupid please explain why is chips worse than mult if chips bigger number

livid berry
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Both chips and mult are important, though chips tend to be given in higher amounts than mult, so by default +1 chip is worse than +1 mult

simple pasture
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i don't think I take it...

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that's certainly a joker...

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slender quest
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thanks i guess

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simple pasture
slender quest
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also this happened

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noble solar
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just won gold stake on black deck for the first time while forgetting i had a 6th slot the entire time lmfao

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graceful rose
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$118 on gold stake is crazy dude

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ive only beaten gold on two decks

half whale
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+6

shy dove
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its not necessarily +6 🐕

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sometimes it is +3 or +0 🐕

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those are good because it means you found some good things in those packs 🐕

boreal niche
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i love red card on celestial packs bc i either use it and get mult or skip it and get mult

half whale
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by ante 8 you could get it max +132 mult

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which is great

boreal niche
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Not that that matters

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you don't even need half that to beat ante 8

sick silo
livid berry
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The thing about red card is it also needs a ton of econ to scale, as well as the not taking things from packs

glass mortar
half whale
livid berry
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I think its pretty balanced

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Buffing it to +4 would be broken

mossy quiver
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should i copy a different joker with green needle

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boreal niche
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technically const for the xmult

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Also i believe that seed has an idol somewhere so

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No clue how you didn't find it

opaque shard
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It feels great having an obelisk run end because of the ante scaling and not because you can't play any more hands

cerulean wigeon
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I'm going to spend around $100 on flint and meals at McDonald's tomorrow in an attempt to obtain the grimace egg

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I will go into crippling debt if need be

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I'll probably end up giving my spare McNuggets to homeless people

short cairn
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My coworker got the grimace egg and threw it away

cerulean wigeon
short cairn
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I imagine she threw everything away

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She didn't care

cerulean wigeon
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Fish for the code God damnit

short cairn
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She didn't bat an eye

cerulean wigeon
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I want it

short cairn
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Society am I right

cerulean wigeon
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I'll pay 5 whole dorrat

short cairn
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Dorrat?

cerulean wigeon
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for a singular grimace code

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I'll do anything

short cairn
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I hardly know rat

cerulean wigeon
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5 dorrats

short cairn
cerulean wigeon
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I hate plant

short cairn
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I lost to the plant yesterday

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And it wasn't even bc of face cards

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I just didn't score enough 😔

cerulean wigeon
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I thought I found a gigaseed only to realize there was no boss reroll voucher

slim junco
cerulean wigeon
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Besides I'll be giving the rest of the nuggets to homeless people

short cairn
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I'm just trying to get the pink sheep man

slim junco
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That's crazy vro

short cairn
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But after 2 happy meals

slim junco
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You must be an adult to have a 100$ what are you doing

cerulean wigeon
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Happy meals... If only. They made the actual meal with grimace egg 15 bucks

short cairn
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I decided ima just ask other people for it if they get one😭

cerulean wigeon
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Without tax btw

cerulean wigeon
slim junco
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Adult choices is buying overpriced kids meals in the triple digits

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?

cerulean wigeon
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yeah

short cairn
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Absolutely

cerulean wigeon
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it's called gambling

short cairn
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Oh brother I think everyone in here knows a bit about that

cerulean wigeon
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You're in the balatro server too aren't you

slim junco
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You should write a book you got it all figured out

slim junco
cerulean wigeon
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Flint and Meal: A Hundred Bucks and an Egg

cerulean wigeon
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Think real hard

slim junco
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I'm trying so hard

cerulean wigeon
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Balatro is simulated gambling

slim junco
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The game cost ten bucks and will last forever

short cairn
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So true

slim junco
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You're talking about 100 worth of kids meals

short cairn
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One of the best deals ever

cerulean wigeon
short cairn
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Okay but balatro doesn't have grimace egg

cerulean wigeon
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Xactly

slim junco
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Dog what

short cairn
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(Someone add it to cryptid please)

slim junco
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Is this like a brainrot meme thing

short cairn
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Idk i just know people want the egg

cerulean wigeon
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(is this whats hip with the kids these days)

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😭

short cairn
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This is all I want

slim junco
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Yeah go blow 100 on it

cerulean wigeon
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It's not just the egg

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Have you seen the code that comes with it

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Look at the skin

short cairn
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Wait being fr though what does the code even do

cerulean wigeon
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Gives you a grimace skin in mc

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It's SO FAT

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armour literally has to extend itself to fit him

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Like it breaks

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Into pieces

short cairn
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What the hell

slim junco
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Brother (sister?) you can download a free grimace skin RN I promise

cerulean wigeon
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It will never

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Nd I mean

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Never

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Be as fat

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Or official

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As him

autumn mantle
slim junco
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I hope you have lots of money

short cairn
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Omg did yall know they made the credit card from balatro in real life

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Crazy

cerulean wigeon
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ong?

short cairn
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Yeah and you can go in debt

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Just like in the game!!

slim junco
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Just start a new run then

short cairn
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Yeah but irl

cerulean wigeon
short cairn
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You have to start a new life 😔

cerulean wigeon
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Found it!

crimson forum
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What does blank voucher do?

dusky oasis
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Imagine balatro was real

slim junco
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Take ten dollars

cerulean wigeon
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It gives you another voucher later on that gives you +1 Joker slot

short cairn
cerulean wigeon
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Called antimatter

slim junco
crimson forum
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okay

crimson forum
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damn

cerulean wigeon
short cairn
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Yeah over the course of playing multiple runs tho so you'll get it eventually

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It's worth it fs

short cairn
slim junco
bleak hawk
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hey vampenxx what does calc mean btw?

eternal hill
slim junco
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If you're just hopping in calc is short for calculator

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I'm just using slang chat

cerulean wigeon
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I got a use a calc for my math (short for calculator)

low sphinx
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thanks for the clarification i was worried it was short for calcium, phew

cerulean wigeon
slim junco
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I gotcha grandpa it's just slang

short cairn
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LEBROOOOOOOONNNN

cerulean wigeon
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LEBROOOOOOON

slim junco
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WAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUPPPPPPP

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Right

cerulean wigeon
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🧌🧌🧌

slim junco
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I hate grown ups iykyk

short cairn
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Like

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The movie?

rancid tundra
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do i trade the blueprint or a brainstorm

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slim junco
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Even more so the movie

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🤮

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Adam Sandler has like 2 good movies

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Click and big daddy

slim junco
rancid tundra
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ok

bleak hawk
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yeah blueprint lets you split your triggers more evenly

slim junco
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Crazy lineup tho

short cairn
rancid tundra
slim junco
finite phoenix
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guys

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is the seed scouting website gone

slim junco
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Idk

finite phoenix
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its saying github page not found

slim junco
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Who's clicking it? 😭

finite phoenix
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?

slim junco
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You trying to do some phishing?

finite phoenix
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what

slim junco
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You want my cookies?

finite phoenix
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its a website that used to let you scout a seed

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now it shows an error message

slim junco
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Is your Internet on?

finite phoenix
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well you are thoroughly unhelpful

slim junco
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You might have a system 32 virus you might need to delete

short cairn
low sphinx
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theres just no releases

slim junco
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Isn't 50 first dates really creepy when you think about it tho? And I haven't seen the others besides waterboy and it was ok nothing crazy

finite phoenix
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ill try restarting my computer

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the old trusty

slim junco
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Try unplugging each cord too

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On both sides

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Then rotate the ends and replug them

rancid tundra
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try giving the computer a back massage

low sphinx
# finite phoenix hmm

is it supposed to bring you to the github website or a custom one like the calculator?

finite phoenix
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custom one

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i think i figuired it out

slim junco
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Try stimulating your mouse, or have you already tried that?

finite phoenix
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he moved it from his personal profile to a different profile

slim junco
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So I was right?

short cairn
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But

slim junco
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But when you look into it it's kinda creepy

short cairn
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Okay yeah there that's basically what I was gonna say

low sphinx
finite phoenix
short cairn
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If ur looking at it with just the intent then it's a banger but that movie could easily be a horror story with the main character being a manipulator😭

slim junco
short cairn
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That kind of condition i can't even imagine how scary every day must be for those people

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Like I wouldn't trust anything even with proof bruhw

rancid tundra
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3rd invis this run 💔

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dawn coral
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suffering from success

rancid tundra
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i need a fucking ectoplasm 💔

idle coral
short cairn
rancid tundra
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this is the third soul this run...

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what is this

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chicot :(

noble solar
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is it worth taking the oops all sixes? and if so what do i replace
my deck has like 5 billion lucky 5s

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short cairn
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I think acrobat can be replaced

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How many points are you scoring on a hand rn

noble solar
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~170 million

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oh boy

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rancid tundra
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welp, that was fun

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slim junco
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Gold stake ghost deck keeps killing my wee

rancid tundra
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i could've done so much better

short cairn
dawn coral
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realized blackboard is actually very solid on checkered after i took a poly of one

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also judgemented a cartomancer while i had fortune teller

cyan solstice
dawn coral
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it feels easier to utilize on checkered

cyan solstice
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Just with like, 100% more Flushes

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The ratio works out to be the same otherwise

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But you can always play your warm cards unscoring to harness Blackboard

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Sorry, mahjong term

dawn coral
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building stakes on checkered feels dangerous, i'll be flushing more than a symphony of toilets

cyan solstice
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Light suited cards?

cyan solstice
dawn coral
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ive just been slapping steel on spades on the run i had

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goad was a little difficult then

tough surge
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Hi

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This is my progress in the game Balatro

dawn coral
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lusty and holo jimbo were helping me early on before i got comfortable with carto-fortune

cloud ocean
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guys, cann dagger remove eternal cards? and can the eternal popcorn card be destroyed after 5 rounds or no?

red hamlet
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Also popcorn can't be eternal

cloud ocean
red hamlet
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All food jokers (except egg) aren't compatible with eternal

cloud ocean
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thnx

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i mean egg with eternal is stupid too

finite phoenix
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nope

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temperance

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swash

tough surge
buoyant orbit
red hamlet
boreal niche
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Very large blind

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buoyant orbit
lethal owl
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im on my pc with the ac on while watching balatro

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life couldnt be better

boreal niche
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e13 on gold stake

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lethal owl
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oh man , i wished there was a way to get to e13

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the humble brainstorm

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tbh this joke is shit

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sounded better in my mind

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anyways ,cya,good luck in any run you might do

cloud ocean
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with only 5 jokers bruh

lethal owl
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ever heard of gambling

finite shadow
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Here we go again.

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finite shadow
minor arrow
finite shadow
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“I’ll see it again no worries”

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My goofball ass

finite shadow
red hamlet
brazen phoenix
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what is dark tide

woeful moat
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Do I replace anything with Chad ?

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red hamlet
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Left 4 dead but wh40k

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Good game to de-stress on after balatro fucks you over

brazen phoenix
brazen phoenix
woeful moat
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Ok!

short cairn
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Does anyone else here experience the phenomenon of having an interest in something

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Like balatro for example

fresh spruce
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what are the odds

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short cairn
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And even though it has such a dedicated fan base and millions of players but nobody you know irl has even heard of the game😭

stark comet
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be the change you want to see

unkempt bronze
west dragon
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how the fuck do normal people use phones at all?
this shit sucks ass

short cairn
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Nah john balatro might as well sponsor me himself

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Bc I push this game to everyone i know

stark comet
west dragon
west dragon
short cairn
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And yet no one has even tried it

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My uncle literally bought the game cause he said it sounded cool

stark comet
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it feels weird to play on a bulky phone but you get used to it, i just wish there was ui scaling

short cairn
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Hasn't even finished the tutorial

west dragon
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i dunno how people use phones at all

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in day to day life

minor arrow
west dragon
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this shit is horrible

minor arrow
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i'm sorry for you

short cairn
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I need someone to talk about the game with irl so bad😭

boreal niche
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e28 on gold stake is fun

stark comet
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this should be second nature to you /j

west dragon
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FUCK

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ITS BUNLAD NOW

stark comet
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oh okay

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sorry

brave saddle
boreal niche
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what

cyan charm
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#deletetheplant

boreal niche
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this was my build lol

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plant did nothing to hurt me

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only reason i lost was idol whiff

cold ruin
boreal niche
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i did not get planted lmao

brisk pendant
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Should I swap anything out in this shop?

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glacial sequoia
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Good straight?

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minor arrow
glacial sequoia
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So real, should've got Four Fingers

cold ruin
minor arrow
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if only your -1 was cloudy

brisk pendant
glacial sequoia
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I'd sell Baseball Card for Hanging Chad

brisk pendant
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Hanging chad gives me +4 triggers with blueprint so I can feed my cat

silk portal
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U can prioritize building ur lucky cat

brisk pendant
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Gained 4x mult in a single round

brisk pendant
silk portal
glacial sequoia
minor arrow
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does anybody else watch roffle?

vital relic
crystal spade
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with bp

brisk pendant
crystal spade
brisk pendant
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Then I switched chad for brainstorm

marble beacon
meager plank
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She wanna hop in a rari

brittle wasp
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Help! What do I drop for the blueprint in shop?

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minor arrow
minor arrow
restive dawn
minor arrow
restive dawn
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To get more mimes and barrons and blueprints

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Steel joker don’t do much that late in the run

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Especially not in a deck with only 50 cards

minor arrow
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oh yeah

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you're rights

brittle wasp
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I sold steel, ty

marble beacon
chilly jetty
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Would I get rid of anything for invisible joker here?

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oblique hound
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License?

chilly jetty
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Yeah that's what i was thinking

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Thank you :D

errant zealot
errant zealot
# errant zealot

Gotta love this by ante 4 if only I didn’t blow it and lose like ante 6

chilly jetty
meager plank
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X2 base bling size

meager plank
meager plank
errant zealot
meager plank
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:(

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I got an eternal egg today

chilly jetty
brittle wasp
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Can score e60 but havent gotten any other jokers to further my score, even if I did I wouldnt know what to replace them with. Feeling stuck and after this ante I dont think ill be able to hit the req score, any tips?

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meager plank
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If it’s high card maybe the joker that retriggers first played card?

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Chad

fresh spruce
brittle wasp
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tried it that way score is the same, dont think it matter tbh

fresh spruce
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well it adds like 3 extra multis per king in hand

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actually more

lofty cove
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Hi guys, is there anyone here using the extracredit pack?

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or if someone has an answer as to how i can get steamodded beta-0404a because extracredit keeps saying i need that version, i'm running the latest version of steamodded available on the github already which is beta-0323b

timid cedar
lofty cove
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okay

waxen trail
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I WANT PICTURES OF "baseball card"!!!

proper ermine
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Guys help. Idk what to choose

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It's the start of the match damn it!

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Baron is rare

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Banana...

waxen trail
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Are you doing high card run? If no then banana

proper ermine
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Uhhhhh

proper ermine
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The shop also have cryptid. Should i buy it?

waxen trail
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Guys, wish this man luck

proper ermine
vale fog
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go naneinf 🔥

waxen trail
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What does cryptid do again?

vale fog
waxen trail
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Ooooohhhh

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Persistent?

vale fog
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yes they are added into your deck

waxen trail
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Fly me to the moon

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Let me play, to ante 8

quasi yacht
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i love pairs

unkempt bronze
half whale
unkempt bronze
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man this card set is so good, but i really need more kings and queens

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5 of a kind mult kings on last hand. absolute cinema

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tacit surge
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who says Bye? Supernova is at 20 and the polychrome Joker is the golden joker

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red hamlet
tacit surge
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k

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ty

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its him again

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proper ermine
# half whale ante 1 naneinf

So good news and bad news. I won the ante 8. Bad news, bad roll. Can't find any SINGEL FUCKING TAROT PACK! So i lost on ante 10

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EVEN THOUGH THE JOKER ALREADY THIS GOOD!

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tacit surge
red hamlet
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Peak

tacit surge
stark comet
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that camera cutout is the size of manhattan, what kind of phone is that

slim junco
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big one

zenith owl
full zinc
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Hi

zenith owl
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Yo balatro @full zinc

full zinc
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Hello

zenith owl
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Balatro playing fortnite

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Interesting

oblique monolith
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John Balatro joined

full zinc
zenith owl
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What

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A game in a game

full zinc
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Battle royale

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I looked to see if anyone did a balatro game but there isn't one :(

queen escarp
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ancient joker is amazing

full zinc
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I might try to make one :)

queen escarp
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ancient joker and hanging chad is even more amazing

sacred hazel
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uhh hello i need help with my game, where do i do that

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oh probably bug reports mb guys

queen escarp
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yuppie

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tacit surge
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MAN WTF

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WHAT IS MY LUCK

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(who says bye Bye)?

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Vampire Dude is at 2.2x

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and the dagger at 0

red hamlet
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dagger then innit

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or weee
cause with mida vamp you wanna play face cards

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and they don't feed the wee boy

tacit surge
red hamlet
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kill wee
get chicot
eat it with dagger

queen escarp
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it pains me to leave it behind
but i must
i need gold stickers

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red hamlet
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20 mult

tacit surge
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so what now?

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actually

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please

limber moth
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Now... We write our story....

tacit surge
tacit surge
limber moth
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With what

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Uh

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Your mom

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HAWHAWHAW

tacit surge
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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ok

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troboulet

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FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME

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WHAT IS THAG

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SEED

full zinc
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Lol

grizzled current
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NAWWW NOT AMBER ACORN 💀

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red hamlet
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she ambering my acorn

queen escarp
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im winning

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i got 7 new gold strickers

onyx saffron
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put me in coach

languid quest
visual island
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he IS super hard

languid quest
visual island
languid quest
visual island
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cinisabso emaislute

languid quest
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LMAO

visual island
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but?

red hamlet
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baba is not racist
but asian people WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

languid quest
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But

languid quest
red hamlet
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i miss vine

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tiktok ain't as funny

visual island
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im asian

red hamlet
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that's ok

languid quest
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I'm black

red hamlet
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i'm polish

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remember
it can always be worse

languid quest
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I'm susie

red hamlet
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unless you're polish

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rock bottom

visual island
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im

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uhhh

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idk

red hamlet
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here

visual island
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im myself

red hamlet
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a pallette cleanser

languid quest
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It was indeed funny

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I did a giggle

red hamlet
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darktide has really good conversations

languid quest
visual island
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mmm

red hamlet
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i love that these aren't like
spliced or anything

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oh wait

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this isn't off topic

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i thought we were in off topic

visual island
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oh well

languid quest
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Saw shucks

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Let's skedaddle right away to it

tacit surge
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Guys is there a way to make chances for Soul cards Higher?

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this is my Third one in a row and I dont believe it anymore

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red hamlet
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🤔 i wanna say no

tacit surge
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that is so odd

tacit surge
red hamlet
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oh, probably midas no

tacit surge
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k

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its foil triboulet

red hamlet
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well shit lmfao

unkempt bronze
tacit surge
unkempt bronze
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ahh

slim junco
tacit surge
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does it synergize with triboulet?

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unkempt bronze
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trib only looks for kings and queens specifically not face cards

tacit surge
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ok

jovial lion
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Anything above white stake is a mental illness

I love this game

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minor arrow
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I've just started playing, beat red stake for the first time just now and got up to ante 12

tacit surge
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there's Always that one Joker that completely fucks me over

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languid quest
north pebble
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wait how do you have -5 dollars

red hamlet
north pebble
red hamlet
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yeah?

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maybe they lost a lot LekkiThumbsUp

rose oak
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that negative michael better not die on me

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north pebble
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whole ante of debt😭💔

red hamlet
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giga chadding and deck fixing

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sly frigate
rose oak
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1 round later not even joking

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sly frigate
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my excuse is uh

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ive never

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watched any balatro content

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(yet)

outer ferry
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guess my fav hand type (impossible edition)

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rose oak
sly frigate
outer ferry
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close enough it was flush

sly frigate
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ok

sly frigate
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i got it wrong

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getting the tribe took me longer than it should have

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because 90% of my winning runs are flush combos

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i think the only two that weren't

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were full house only

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and uh

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i forgor

north pebble
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Flushes are cool

young bolt
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1 hour and 30 minutes to download a 5mb update for chicken invaders universe

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sly frigate
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i couldn't stop accidentally playing flushes

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it was just a random run where i got trio really early

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so i built stuff from there

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and flushes sucked in that run so i never played them

red hamlet
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fix your drive lmfao

sly frigate
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lmfao

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how do u have a drive

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that slow

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your drive should be FASTER than your download speed

young bolt
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my fucking laptop

red hamlet
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tbf
chances are it's also shit compression with a shit cpu

sly frigate
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my laptop using emmc has better transfer rate :|

red hamlet
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so it takes ages to decompress

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but like

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damn

young bolt
red hamlet
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that's fucked fucked

sly frigate
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i hate

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braces

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💔

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getting them off soon

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ill be DONE

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argh

red hamlet
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bro got a tooth cage

sly frigate
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:(

red hamlet
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ngl
i preferred them over the fucking retainer they make you wear after

sly frigate
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im getting a permanent retainer

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:)))))))))))

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literally just braces v2

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the brackets aren't even the worst part

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for some reason i just don't get a lot of pain

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its the fucking rubber bands

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i STILL haven't gotten used to them

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balatro can ease my pain :)

red hamlet
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play darktide instead

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kill some heretics

sly frigate
#

no

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blatro

red hamlet
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L

sly frigate
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must unlock omelette

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getting temperance when you have an egg is always great

full zinc
sly frigate
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im on ante 5

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and i have $5

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help

full zinc
#

Uses power to help

north pebble
full zinc
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:)

north pebble
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…

full zinc
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It's not mine...

north pebble
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stole it

#

?

sly frigate
#

i cant beat the blinds

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in one hand

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im cooked

full zinc
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I never said anything about a disk

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It's someone elses

north pebble
sly frigate
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my life is slightly better

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just found a joker that helped my combo

north pebble
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anyone know a good name for a female baby

sly frigate
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frick

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the wall

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oh i have 6 hands

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i'll be fine

balmy needle
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what stake are you on

sly frigate
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lessgooo

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another combo helping card

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isn't checkered deck a really easy way to get those "have 30 of blank suit in ur deck"

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i should go for that

vestal hinge
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hotar mangsho

balmy needle
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for clubs or diamonds erratic is your friend

north pebble
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Or suit racism on normal decks^

sharp falcon
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wish i got tribulet this run it probably wouldve lasted longer

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balmy needle
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negative mr bones??

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thats so good

sharp falcon
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my luck was crazy lol

balmy needle
sharp falcon
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nah cuz its always like negative odd todd or something

balmy needle
sharp falcon
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oh? what was ur deck like for that run

red hamlet
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i mean it's an aight joker

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just not fantastic

balmy needle
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yeah the other jokers were carrying

red hamlet
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it's good for plasma

boreal niche
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by contains does it mean it has to be scored

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trim parcel
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i love playing checkered deck. it lets me play mindlessly

visual island
sharp falcon
trim parcel
sharp falcon
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loll

languid quest
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This is a. Moment in balatristory

trim parcel
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yahiamoment

languid quest
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Oopmb not off topic

balmy needle
sharp falcon
languid quest
inland ether
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Is he worth it even being rental?

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trim parcel
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I MUST FIND THE BARON

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sharp falcon
sharp falcon
languid quest
trim parcel
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yahia rat LMAO

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HOLY SHIT BRAINSTORM

languid quest
sharp falcon
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yahia RODENT..

languid quest
sharp falcon
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GOOD

languid quest
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🐴🐎 🐎

sharp falcon
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🐴

visual island
languid quest
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🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎

languid quest
quaint shard
#

the marathon

sharp falcon
quaint shard
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of horses

trim parcel
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fuck the hand >:(

sharp falcon
languid quest
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Fuck

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Hold on

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Eh whatever

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Yahiamouse

trim parcel
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wow

visual island
languid quest
mystic oracle
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whats the best deck to beat all difficulties?

trim parcel
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guys do you think i can find bloodstone

languid quest
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Woth big chips

mystic oracle
sharp falcon
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plasm or magic

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imo

languid quest
languid quest
trim parcel
languid quest
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Ok

sharp falcon
trim parcel
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i got mine on checkered deck

languid quest
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Plasm

mystic oracle
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so i need to beat

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zodiac

sharp falcon
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theres magic and plasma what are you talking about 😭

mystic oracle
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wait

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i need to beat

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green black then blue?

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whats the best base deck to beat all 3

sharp falcon
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red honestly

mystic oracle
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not blue?

sharp falcon
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the more discards the better

mystic oracle
#

i also got nebula

balmy needle
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i hate nebula

mystic oracle
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💔

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i beat red stake with blue

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soo

sharp falcon
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its good but also u lose that consumable slot

mystic oracle
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i see what you mean

vestal hinge
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how rare is mega spectral pack

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all the packs are unlocked except the last one

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which i assume is a mega spectral

languid quest
mystic oracle
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green stake is crazy

mystic oracle
balmy needle
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ugh just lost gold stake

mystic oracle
#

SMEARED JOKER MY BELOVED

balmy needle
mystic oracle
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fr

sharp falcon
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i think its pretty good but doesnt it debuff two suits of cards if a boss blind debuffs ?

balmy needle
visual island
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???

mystic oracle
#

whats the best play to go for at all times

trim parcel
#

what

mystic oracle
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@amber burrow

sharp falcon
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broski got hacked!

mystic oracle
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anyways

trim parcel
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d e a d

mystic oracle
#

whats the best play to go for at all times

sharp falcon
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i always try to go for full house or flush

visual island
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tru

balmy needle
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it depends on the run

mystic oracle
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i neeeeeeed a smeared joker this run

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i wish u can just like

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start with a joker u pick

trim parcel
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imagine baron mime.

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wise plaza
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Imagine two terrible jokers like it normally is

trim parcel
red hamlet
#

Campfire is aigh5

wise plaza
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There are worse

red hamlet
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Just work on your econ

mystic oracle
#

AND THEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT

wise plaza
#

That's not even that bad

red hamlet
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Could've been hit the road

mystic oracle
#

30 multi per flush

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so

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and 80 chip

sharp falcon
mystic oracle
#

mr bones makes a suprise comback

trim parcel
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i got obelisk too early

sharp falcon
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literally as long as u have a pair in ur played hand it doubles

mystic oracle
visual island
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my calculator tweaking

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mystic oracle
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chat is this a goated combo

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chat.

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i come with a predicement

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do i sell mr bones for 10 multi

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cuz i got droll joker

trim parcel
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i like how zodiac deck has obelisk from the start

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i meant

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overstock

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fuck

mystic oracle
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uh

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@trim parcel do i sell mr bones for droll

trim parcel
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (now give me certificate)

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mystic oracle
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which is better

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safety or that 10 multi

trim parcel
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what other jokers do you have

mystic oracle
#

those

trim parcel
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uhhhhhhh

mystic oracle
#

whos good

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@sharp falcon

trim parcel
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you could sell the chips one. idk. dont ask me lmao

balmy needle
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WAIT

mystic oracle
#

which gives more

random comet
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where do i download the cryptid mod from?

mystic oracle
#

chip or multi

balmy needle
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sell either the hearts or diamond joker

mystic oracle
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or is it the same

balmy needle
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because they are both the same w smear

mystic oracle
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15 multi + 15 multi

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30 multi

balmy needle
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oh wait sorry it stacks

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my bad

mystic oracle
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yeah

balmy needle
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sell the chip flush joker one

mystic oracle
#

so 10 multi better than 80 chips?

balmy needle
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for droll

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id say so

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but you do only have mult jokers

mystic oracle
#

isnt 80 x 50 more than lets say 40 x 60

velvet bane
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it’s me the goat

mystic oracle
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or am i trippling

balmy needle
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sorry im tired lol

trim parcel
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game really hates me

mystic oracle
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do i keep mr bones

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thats my question

balmy needle
trim parcel
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just give me certificate, dna, stone, ANYTHING

mystic oracle
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ok

balmy needle
red hamlet
mystic oracle
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yeah no i continued

red hamlet
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Or preferably xmult

mystic oracle
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ion got them all unlocked

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HAH

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BLUEPRINT

worn gust
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If u have high mult and low chips chips are better

mystic oracle
#

this what i got

trim parcel
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when brainstorm is your leftmost joker:

mystic oracle
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do i keep blue print next to

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the ones on the left

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or 80 extra chips good

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wait

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9*5

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hold on a second.

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45 multi

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thats crazy

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i dont think it matters does it

red hamlet
mystic oracle
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ok ty

lament hollow
mystic oracle
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damn i lost

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should have upgraded my thingy

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yk what

lament hollow
#

:(

mystic oracle
#

ill play

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nebula deck

red hamlet
mystic oracle
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wtf does splash do tho

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ion get it

#

is it any good

young bolt
#

it's still downloading

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it's been an hour

mystic oracle
#

4 fingers

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imo

young bolt
mystic oracle
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strongest joker

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four fingers and smeared

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for flushes

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goated

red hamlet
#

Lmao

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Needing 2 jokers to enable a hand, weaksauce dawg

mystic oracle
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im goated trust

red hamlet
mystic oracle
#

ye

finite shadow
#

Good morning

red hamlet
mystic oracle
#

ion play that game gang

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anymore atleast

red hamlet
#

I can tell

lament hollow
fluid shuttle
#

I just recently bought the full game since I used to use the arcade version but I feel like I got ripped off since the arcade version had no wifi play when the paid version doesn’t

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It’s still a goated game tho

young bolt
#

what in the great dih of lebron

mystic oracle
#

holy

full zinc
#

Uhm guys

languid quest
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I don't understand how you can keep obelisk forever without resetting, like what if all of the hands you can play is something like 3, how would you sustain the mult

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It's confusing

red hamlet
languid quest
#

Pivot to what

red hamlet
#

Play two pair 5 times

Now you can play pair, high card, 3oak, 4oak, full house, 5 oak

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Straight, flush

languid quest
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Oh

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Thanks

red hamlet
#

And you don't kee0 it forever

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It's a fantastic ante8 joker
Awful endless

languid quest
#

Alr good

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I'm doing oops all rares seed rn

#

And I got it from a judgement

mystic oracle
#

i may have cooked

red hamlet
finite shadow
tacit surge
finite shadow
agile pawn
#

flush house

finite shadow
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Fart house

mystic oracle
red hamlet
#

When you get pants early
And then obelisk
So you pivot to flush housing

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Banger

finite shadow
red hamlet
#

Only issue is that telescope becomes a wack voucher

finite shadow
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Yeah

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Telescope + obelisk forbidden yaoi

red hamlet
mystic oracle
slim junco
red hamlet
opaque shard
#

Imagine a legendary that gave a random joker a red seal

red hamlet
opaque shard
#

But permanent

red hamlet
#

Wack

finite phoenix
#

If you get something like 10 flushes, you can play pairs hc 3oak two pair and straight up to ten times each

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That’s 50 hands

#

More than enough to clear ante 8 starting from Ante 4 or whatever

red hamlet
#

They got told lol

mystic oracle
#

in the main menu

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theres like

#

it says locked

red hamlet
#

It just shows you locked stuff sometimes

mystic oracle
limber moth
#

Yeah

quick moat
#

Balockedtro

daring dagger
dull valve
#

please be enough

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YESSSSSSS