🎙・server-chat

[opaque shard]

Can I get an amen

[stray mantle]

❤️

[red hamlet]

oh sick, free chicot

[lament hollow]

enough.

[stray mantle]

Oh okay

[opaque shard]

How

[keen flint]

[red hamlet]

forgot to switch profiles while testing nane-inf with chicots

[true gyro]

why they look kinda...

[lament hollow]

why are they feminized

[opaque shard]

Lmao

[lament hollow]

how to achieve this

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-meme-pride-gif-27313064

[daring dagger]

💀

[stray mantle]

Does this mean there's no mime baron yaoi

[thick moss]

why do you want to know, lusty joker #1 fan

[red hamlet]

harlequin pack
legendere jokers
yuri blueprint brainstorm
all on nexus

[opaque shard]

Idk what my favorite joker is

[lament hollow]

ummmmmmmm

[red hamlet]

it's yuri now

[daring dagger]

Cavendish

Because you are banan

[open pine]

my favorite joker synergy is Blue Joker/Hologram

[slim junco]

I mean
Your pfp says it

[opaque shard]

Fair

[abstract hill]

I FINALLY BEAT WHITE STAKE ON EVERY DECK

[open pine]

perfect for plasma runs

[daring dagger]

Or gros michel

[slim junco]

Cavendish always one roll away on the shop

[opaque shard]

Except for ME

[abstract hill]

Worst was obviously Black Deck

[stray mantle]

certificate blueprint blueprint brainstorm hologram

[thick moss]

my favorite synergy is dna hologram

[opaque shard]

Michel always abandons me and leaves me to rot

[lament hollow]

jokerpoker balala

[stray mantle]

Negative blueprint negative blueprint

[thick moss]

or stone joker

[daring dagger]

Trading Card/Canio goes crazy

[keen flint]

@lament hollow I’m making something. Just you wait.

[lament hollow]

okay…

[slim junco]

My gros michel always lasts til ante 8

[opaque shard]

That happens too

[daring dagger]

It's either it lasts until ante 8 or dies 2 rounds after I get it

[lament hollow]

eats markers like crab legs

[thick moss]

longer than average

[red hamlet]

love hearing that about my gros michel

[opaque shard]

Gros Michel is like a son who leaves the house way too late and never comes back

[lament hollow]

im

hi

[opaque shard]

What are the mathematic odds of Gros Michel lasting from shop 1 all the way to the end

[meager plank]

I made a gijinka of you

[rare yew]

50/50

[dusky oasis]

50/50
It happens or it doesnt

[rare yew]

happens or it doesn't

[daring dagger]

I had gros michel die, and got cavendish immediately without rerolling

[thick moss]

ITS THE THUNK

EVERYONE SCATTER

[sharp shell]

💔

[meager plank]

For me it lasts until the end of the game because I die

[daring dagger]

I CACKLED I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT 😭

[opaque shard]

The funniest part is how him and another guy said the exact same words

[meager plank]

Is it good

[lean trench]

I rerolled and got the 8 in the shop 4 times bruh

https://tenor.com/view/8ball-8-ball-balatro-nah-man-i-dont-want-no-pickle-gif-10931801547376775842

[opaque shard]

Can you make a gijinka of me

[daring dagger]

I will frame it

[meager plank]

I h8 that joker

[meager plank]

I could put it on a blank background

[dusky oasis]

If 8 ball has no haters I'm dead

[rare yew]

Just gold stickered 4 more jokers let's go

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling😭😭😭😭😭

[opaque shard]

Gg

[lean trench]

The most useless joker bar none

[meager plank]

Gig

[sharp shell]

you could pull an erratic deck of only 8s, pick up 8-ball ante 1 and get ZERO tarots until ante 20

[lament hollow]

ok

[meager plank]

Bro what about spare pants

[lean trench]

I will not HEAR 2 pair slander

[sharp shell]

i beat gold stake with these

[lean trench]

Go to JAIL

[sharp shell]

i haven’t beaten any stake with 8 ball

[meager plank]

Yeah people beat gold stake with no jokers it’s basically the same thing

[opaque shard]

GET OUT

[lean trench]

It's about as useful as seance

[meager plank]

2 pair is just over complicated pair, same mult and everything

[lean trench]

The 8 ball joker that is

[rare yew]

gold sticker on my smily face, steel joker, abstract, business card

[sharp shell]

🤔

[opaque shard]

🙂

[sharp shell]

every runs the same

[meager plank]

The only use for spare pants is to sacrifice it to dagger

[opaque shard]

You clearly don't know the potential of the pantaloons

[lament hollow]

@opaque shard

[meager plank]

I do I’m just rage baiting sir

[opaque shard]

Aw that's really cute

[lament hollow]

this is you

[opaque shard]

Thanks

[meager plank]

Can I make one of you

[opaque shard]

Sure

[meager plank]

I accidentally did @lament hollow

[lament hollow]

THATS NOT ME

is that like a cancerous tumor, boobs, or a collar?

[meager plank]

It’s like a caricature

[lament hollow]

oh

thank you

[meager plank]

Yes

[opaque shard]

Your balls are in your neck bruh

[lament hollow]

I guess

[meager plank]

@opaque shard your turn

[lament hollow]

:/

oh hezi joined on my birthday

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-1329476152917835181

[lament hollow]

🎂

[eager oar]

351 hours later

[opaque shard]

Gg

[prime swift]

john balatro

[opaque shard]

Man I can't wait to get c++

I'm down to 4 jokers now

I'm so excited

[eager oar]

Oh shit which ones

Im not gonna seriously go after c++. Ill get all the challenges eventually, I have 11 left, and Ill get c++ casually

[opaque shard]

Crazy, ancient, troubadour and hit the road

[meager plank]

@opaque shard are you ready to see your caricature / gajinka

[opaque shard]

Idk, are you?

[eager oar]

Best of luck!

[meager plank]

I’m ready because I made it

@opaque shard

@eager oar can I make a gijinka of you

[opaque shard]

Very funny

Don't do it again

[meager plank]

Thank you

[opaque shard]

Thanks

[meager plank]

Limit 1 per customer

[lean trench]

8ball should work more like sixth sense I think

But for tarrot cards

[meager plank]

Can I make a gijinka of you

[lean trench]

I don't care

[lean trench]

Very handsome

[rare yew]

lovely drawing

[meager plank]

Do you want to be next

[rare yew]

pls no

[meager plank]

Oh ok

No problem

[rare yew]

thank you for asking though

[meager plank]

It’s limit 1 per customer

But it’s also free

[true gyro]

make me

[lean trench]

Mr thunk why is 8ball a 1 in 4

[meager plank]

So idk how that works

[meager plank]

How do I make you no problem

[opaque shard]

Because he felt like it

[lean trench]

Fair enough

[true gyro]

just draw the girl in my pfp

[meager plank]

Ok ok ok

[true gyro]

^ this

a hat in time you could say...

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-gif-523038869044733220

[keen flint]

@lament hollow hey buddy

This took me like 15 minutes im never editing something like this again

[lament hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118504237081575455/1358697232463036516/joyous.gif

[agile pawn]

ah yes

[lament hollow]

did anyone make lesbian drawings of them yet

[true gyro]

does balatro have

yknow

[true gyro]

fire

[tender ledge]

Localthunk when globalthunk walks in

[lament hollow]

im gonna check twitter

[true gyro]

there's a better place...

[lament hollow]

im not using reddit

[opaque shard]

universalthunk

[lament hollow]

well my wifi is bootycheeks

[lament hollow]

I guess we’ll never know if there’s swashbuckler and egg fanart

[meager plank]

I made their child

[lean trench]

Gonna commission it rn

[lament hollow]

oh… charming

[opaque shard]

Headcanon that swashbuckler loves easter

[meager plank]

I take requests

[slim junco]

Gift card as well

[meager plank]

Is that a request

[lament hollow]

this is the first fanart ever

[meager plank]

Why does the egg have a mouth in canon

[lament hollow]

I hope you guys enjoy it

it’s painted on

[meager plank]

Your drawing isn’t canon?

[lament hollow]

well it obviously is

[lean trench]

Now draw them giving each other gift cards

[meager plank]

Why does the egg have lip?

[lean trench]

Ooogh the synergy

[near yew]

isaac ref

[stoic charm]

love that this is the image that comes up when you google localthunk

[near yew]

me after killing the keeper in the secret room

[lament hollow]

is that him

[stoic charm]

no its northernlion lmao

[near yew]

i think northernlion is local thunk

[lean trench]

same difference bro

[red hamlet]

do me do me

[meager plank]

I am in a happy relationship.

[red hamlet]

gijinka you smart individual

[opaque shard]

Hi in a happy relationship I'm Palu

[meager plank]

Oh ok

[opaque shard]

Should I play ghost deck to find ancient and hit the road more quickly or do I just play like normal

For c++

[lean trench]

Probably just play like normal

Let the gods decide your fate

Why go into it with a win condition when you can find one by the grace of rng

[opaque shard]

Understandable

[lean trench]

Oh I'm gonna start a new run until I find a good baron seed - people not having fun

Big pant - people having fun

[meager plank]

@red hamlet I finished it

[opaque shard]

I think I could play red deck since it benefits both ancient and htr

[meager plank]

A good baron seed is 3

[lean trench]

Consider

[elder hemlock]

Hello gang just joined

I am insane and very autistic about this game

[bright geyser]

arent we all

[lean trench]

So is everyone

If you aren't yelling "Michael!" At the screen every time a banana pops into the store, I don't wanna be friends with you

[elder hemlock]

Oh wow it’s a good thing I do that !!

[lean trench]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-michael-gif-13012339125030911492

[near yew]

jevil deltarune

[red hamlet]

neat but i'm not blonde 😔

[lament hollow]

what is the rainbow one supposed to be

[elder hemlock]

that’s my oc :)

[lament hollow]

OH YOURE THE GUY THAT MADE THE

[elder hemlock]

also vro… IM lusty joker number one fan…. Back off…. /j

[lament hollow]

thing

[elder hemlock]

which thing lolz

[lament hollow]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

[elder hemlock]

we can share it’s ok

[lament hollow]

did you draw him eating a crayon

I thought not

[elder hemlock]

uuuuhhhh

Not that I remember lol

I made these

lusty is my third most used joker LOL

[lament hollow]

that’s like the only picture I have drawn and him getting harassed by fat usa-

OH MY GOD!!!

[true gyro]

green one fire too

[lean trench]

Wrathful gang rise up

[elder hemlock]

anddd I have him in a WOKE POLYCULE oc x canon

[lament hollow]

YOU ARE AMAZING AND INTELLIGENT

[elder hemlock]

I’m sick in the head and I need to bully them

[lament hollow]

GAHAHAH yes you’re intelligent

I love it I love it

[elder hemlock]

eheheheh thank yewww

[lament hollow]

yeah this is my artwork

[elder hemlock]

CUTEEEEEEEE

[lament hollow]

this is the only photo I have

[elder hemlock]

I need to beat him up affectionately

[true gyro]

who the blackone

[elder hemlock]

Oh I forgot this one

[elder hemlock]

My oc !

[true gyro]

me LIKE

send more 🙏

[elder hemlock]

ouuu thank youuuuu

I posted a bunch in the fanart chat!!!

that’s all I have rn.. but I’m gonna make more trust

I have so much lore in my head

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140281600307892388/1355434967970353234/attachment.gif

[elder hemlock]

What are the rules on nsfw-ish drawings because I have a sketch I did today where they all have funny shirts on but the words are slightly nsfw idk if that’s against the rules or not

[lament hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333244511920590932/1357566582292873308/speed.gif

[elder hemlock]

bro is so joyous

ermm I made this too… nerd behavior

[lament hollow]

legendary jokers will not have a fish shaped button

[true gyro]

can i see 💔🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[elder hemlock]

yah vro… I just wanna make sure I won’t get banned if I post it LOL

I can dm it to u if necessary

[true gyro]

dms 🙏

[elder hemlock]

aye aye 🫡

[meager plank]

But nettspend is

[red hamlet]

no idea who that is

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/nettspend-ktt2-flexing-money-kurco-gif-4681272157280283377

[elder hemlock]

I gotta get people to see my vision

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

yall will believe in this

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[red hamlet]

i'm good

[elder hemlock]

believe in the power

[meager plank]

Bulls down 5 at the end of the 1st

[daring dagger]

Lesbianmaxer

[elder hemlock]

If I can convince one person I will be satisfied

[red hamlet]

only thing i'm maxing is the amount of heads popped

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-psyker-head-pop-gif-26182587

[ember root]

I saw your art in okaybuddyjimbo the other day and spent like 10 minutes there

It's very cute

Also Perkeo and Trib yaoi goes hard

[hollow oriole]

i dont like playing balatro on my meds

everyone says tribulet isnt real and im "off my meds"

ill show them

[frozen cargo]

... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[ember root]

It's peak

[lament hollow]

lusty joker shot me in the leg

[frozen cargo]

AM I HIGH OR DID I SEE THAT RIGHT?

[ember root]

Perkeo and Triboulet kissing

gay homosexual

[elder hemlock]

oouuu thank youuu 🥹

[lament hollow]

🤤

hamburger

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

[frozen cargo]

same but like ITS TRIB AND PERKEO

[red hamlet]

they're lebanese

[elder hemlock]

Yea

And

[hollow oriole]

chazington

[elder hemlock]

ooga booga

[red hamlet]

oh she wide

based

[elder hemlock]

Trib my beloved short and wide king

[ember root]

they're so ugly and stupid

(affectionate)

[elder hemlock]

oh yea and height chart for my stupid woke polycule. I hate them

[elder hemlock]

AGREE

[frozen cargo]

i wish i could draw i would make some questionable shit ngl

[elder hemlock]

It’s never too late to learn !

[frozen cargo]

the first one is drake and his gf

[red hamlet]

Let's not

[elder hemlock]

zlawg what

they have dwarfism 🥀🥀

[ember root]

🙁

[true gyro]

what shpuld I choose...

lwk dont wanna lose this run it's going mad good

[eager oar]

Whats a gijinka?

[meager plank]

Idk

[eager oar]

Then yes

[deep rover]

My child has finally arrived!

[eager oar]

Beautiful

You captured my likeness very well

[meager plank]

I made sure to get the j b and w in there

[eager oar]

I appreciatre that

[hollow oriole]

are the jimbos still for sale

[hollow oriole]

This is going in the yuri channel

[lament hollow]

how to obtain…

[queen escarp]

Photochad +

[deep rover]

Was a makeship from last year can’t unless you find one online being sold.

[lament hollow]

Sigh… im sure there’s a bootleg out there somewhere

[deep rover]

Only 6340 were made

It was not cheap

[lament hollow]

ik..

makeship plushies r ruining my life

I bought a chance plushie for

forty fucking dollar

screech cost quite a bit of money too

it goes for 200 dollars right now but it does nothing but chill on my bed all day

[placid narwhal]

What if you sell it to me for 30 dollar (no reason at all)

[red hamlet]

Webfishing gato

[queen escarp]

I sometimes find similarities between tarot cards in Isaac and balatro
The tower: useless crap
The hanged man: never appears when you actually need it, always appears when you don't need it

[true flax]

super awesome idea

[dawn sky]

so far my most reliable strat is Red Card setups

[true flax]

new balatro update adds a joker called game key

make it broken

it turns meta somehow

ive been advised not to conclude this idea

[cold ruin]

Mod it in buddy you can make whatever joker you want

[true flax]

it doesnt hit as hard

[cold ruin]

Sounds like an excuse to not make it because youre LAZY

[deep garden]

Photochad sweeps

[lament hollow]

no.

[shell hill]

i js got cryptid anyone know why my hands are insta scoring

i cant find the setting for it

nvm i fixed it ty reddit

[deep rover]

I would mod so many games but idk where to start or how. Plus it seems hard

[near yew]

i heard of someone like that once… they called him Matt Man…

[honest canopy]

I gotta ask. Would people still be interested if someone (me) were to upload a Jokerless run or do plenty exist so it wouldn't be interesting? 🤔

[waxen trail]

Look at this guy

[hallow lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789225502895243309/1359721932123275545/dAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC.png?ex=67f8833b&is=67f731bb&hm=101972a61ac7697aaaac696cc7632e87ad6a97383720a7cc2e91feb82477e490&

[hazy arrow]

me when i get turtle bean

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[versed cipher]

Chicot vs

[sharp pecan]

Just now, Played 3 magic cards in a hand. Triggered $20 payout three times. In disbelief

[fallen blade]

Ey congrats on the BAFTA award

[glacial lodge]

I just found a balatro album with the song perkeo

What

It’s not even balatro music

[true flax]

i just have better stuff to do bro </3

[crystal lantern]

canio is getting murdered

I LOVE CANIO ON ABANDONED DECK!

I LOVE CANIO ON ABANDONED DECK!

[true flax]

free 10 bucks

[glacial lodge]

Uh just make jacks

[dawn sky]

always fun to choke a generational run (3 of a kind x3 plus Blueprint plus Polychrome), thanks to The Fish

[strong rose]

invis first shop

[dusky oasis]

Just get paredolia

[crystal lantern]

my luck had been bad enough that entire run after getting the two trios

like

i got fuckin

ectoplasm'd Gros Michel

</3

it was awful

I ended up accidentally daggering one of the trios and dying to a big blind

it was bad

[brisk socket]

Chat

[crystal lantern]

that mustve been ai lebron wouldnt do thst

[brisk socket]

Beethoven is dropping new music

[dusky oasis]

Holy shit

I hope he does a tour soon

[crystal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/beethoven-virus-dance-skill-classical-gif-10726581407073039362

[marble beacon]

why didn't beethoven just use mr bones

is he stupid

[dusky oasis]

He did

That's how he's releasing soon

[quasi rain]

Did you find a baron ?

[strong rose]

no

[quasi rain]

Sad.

The double mime tech would have been great

[jade ermine]

where do i go to ask a question about balatro modding, my lovely is giving me some weird error i dunno how to fix

[nimble scarab]

ever just accidentally hit five of a kind while fighting the mouth

[nimble scarab]

#💻・modding-dev

[queen escarp]

I LOVE HOLOGRAM

[strong rose]

a

okay

[indigo ibex]

its broken lowkey

marble joker + hologram = win

[shy heart]

omg free negative joker from top up

[strong rose]

• Blueprint
• Hanging Chad (Foil)
• Wee Joker (Holographic, +632 Chips)
• Fibonacci
• Red Card (Polychrome, +30 Mult)

[fallow ledge]

@glad holly OMG I LOVE YOUR YIPPIE MOD I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE IN THE SERVER

its my fav mod ever

[glad holly]

Ope

I didn't even know other people had played it, huh

Tysm though!

[fallow ledge]

YW OMGG

[hoary kernel]

LETS GO GAMBLING!

[forest hawk]

its so cute and funny i love the vibes

[crystal lantern]

the more i look at this screenshot the more confused i get

[hoary kernel]

surprisingly not all terrible

[strong rose]

+1112 chips

[indigo ibex]

sheesh

ok

do i get rid of red card?

it has +15 mult

i have 65 dollars

[low hornet]

chat

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling???

[low hornet]

i am loosing interest at everything

[indigo ibex]

damn

[exotic knot]

🥲

[cloud umbra]

this is pareidolia is rarely worth taking lol

every time I take a chance on that joker it lets me down

[abstract parcel]

Are you an:
1️⃣ Odd Todd
2️⃣ Even Steven

[woeful moat]

Do I take merry Andy?

[abstract parcel]

What does Merry do?

[woeful moat]

+3 discards

-1 hand size

[abstract parcel]

Kind of 50/50. If you need to tear through the deck for a particular hand, sure? First I hear of Merry.

[slim junco]

I love my cute shiny wee. I'll never let him go (I can't, I'm stuck)

[indigo ibex]

Jesus fucking christ

[abstract parcel]

Oh dear.

[indigo ibex]

Everytime i have paredolia

it appears

[slim junco]

Sadge

[indigo ibex]

my setup mind you (minus paredolia)

[slim junco]

Ha, you have yet to experience true pain. Behold:

[indigo ibex]

tf is square joker doing here 😭

[slim junco]

TWO PAIR GAMING (featuring worthless baron)

[slim junco]

Ante 1 mistake 😔

[indigo ibex]

i fucking love spectral packs

[slim junco]

I've gotten oujia plus some other crap I couldn't use three times in a row now, so:

We'll see if this cooks or if I'm cooked

[indigo ibex]

ok

we cant be deadass

ggs

[boreal niche]

i have assembled exodia

operation: gg is now go

[indigo ibex]

pareidolia sock and buskin

PLEASE

the plant dont fucking show up

[slim junco]

I NEEDED TWO 4OAK

2 greedy 😔

I HAD them and was fishing for tarot with vagabond (the worst joker)

[valid heath]

GG x-ray challenge

Dead

[slim junco]

O7

[valid heath]

08

[edgy crystal]

(best joker)

[slim junco]

I'll fight you in the Denny's parking lot

[strong rose]

bro...

yay

[half whale]

that shit happened to me in ante 7

[inner tiger]

After this soft lock I still haven't beat it. Kms

[cinder nexus]

I love this Run

[dry karma]

good run

[tough surge]

Hi

[fiery yew]

anyone has the image of a non contrast club king

just need it for like

art

[rough bison]

well played rare tag well played

[rough bison]

its stored in the game files you can view it with an archive viewer

this is the texture youre looking for

(card backs are stored separately from the suits/ranks so that enhancements are easier work with)

[fiery yew]

k

thanks

[north pebble]

Bait

[half whale]

bro picked no games

[queen escarp]

Here I go, last fun stake

[inner tiger]

Gold stake nebula ante 5. Any reason I should take stuntman?

Both my photos are foiled

[fiery yew]

yall lowk sleeping on black deck

[rough bison]

yeah i mean if youre an idiot i can see why youd think that

[fiery yew]

grabber to get the hand back:

its not that bad bro

[rough bison]

absolutely not if its eternal, you need the hand size in later antes

[fiery yew]

eternal egg

absolute peak perfection

[trim parcel]

i hate that one boss blind where its like "no repeat hand types" IT ALWAYS SHOWS UP WHEN IM PLAYING CHECKERED DECK

[lean turtle]

Nah at least that boss is nice enough to let you know he aint accepting that hand. Psychic just sits there when you play a two pair and smiles at you as realization sets in that you were counting on that hand to score.

[inner tiger]

Phew. Just erratic orange and gold to go

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140281600307892388/1355434967970353234/attachment.gif

Hiya chat

[slim junco]

I kinda wanna upload a hollow knight video
But idk if it interrupts or not

[slim junco]

EGGBUCKLER

gains +3 mult at the end of round

[meager plank]

Unlocked by selling negative egg and swashbuckler in the same round

Very easy to unlock and well balanced

I’m gonna make a mod some day that just makes all my random ideas a reality

Double negative deck

Every 2 negative jokers sold adds 1 joker slot

Because 2 negatives obviously make a positive

[slim junco]

even bluer deck
all cards have blue seals that generate negative planets

[meager plank]

Plantain

[slim junco]

anti matter deck

new enhancement

negative playing cards

gotten through new tarot

[meager plank]

Negative deck, all cards in deck are negative, All poker hands start very high level, but every played poker hand removes 1 level

Easy early game hard late game

[slim junco]

you should ban blue seals

or make card level down scale

[meager plank]

Make it a challenge instead of a deck

No planet cards or jokers that upgrade poker hands

[slim junco]

this reminds me

one cool stake rework someone said

would be to make purple stake force you to defeat 2 more antes

to win it

scale faster chips yeah, but 2 more antes

[meager plank]

Bro my highest stake is the 3rd or 4th one

Red banana is +10 chips for every unique card value held in hand

Goes extinct

Banana bread that has red bread as the art

Uhhh

X1.5 mult for every unique card value held in hand

So completely useless for naneinf

[amber torrent]

oiii my bicycle cards just arrived

first proper deck

[finite phoenix]

MY BANA WENT EXTINCT ON THE ANTE 8 BOSS BLIND AND IT DIDNT GIVE ME STICKER

are you kidding me

first shop brainstorm but its rental perishable 😢

[slim junco]

eternal perishable

[random tendon]

Should've taken director's cut..

[sly grove]

people watching in confusion as the dealer purposely doesn't score Ks Qs and Js (i'm so fucked):

https://tenor.com/view/boy-what-the-hell-boy-hell-talking-tom-gif-21980337

[limber patio]

OwO

[wind crypt]

🎷🦖

[stoic lark]

Aftter 3 days learning whatever i did, i made it

[slim junco]

Ahora toca hacer todas las apuestas en todos los masos

Two pair most played hand

[stoic lark]

yeah

[slim junco]

Could have used spare trousers

[stoic lark]

balatro is a path

[sly grove]

me wondering why the dealer made that specific set of rules:
(i bought some trousers and a square to the poker game and he said it was a mistake)
-# based on true story (The Ox)

the dealer wondering why i bought a luchador to the poker table (i'm gonna let them kick his ass):

[digital quiver]

photochad zzz

[north pebble]

Average photochad experience

[nimble scarab]

weirdest flush house build ive gotten

i call the 40 hour work week

[north pebble]

😭

[digital quiver]

2 invis jokers goes crazy fr

[nimble scarab]

MUST FEED FORTUNE TELLER

[boreal niche]

do i even go photochad LMAO

[vivid island]

i had a run that I call "nice two pairs" where I mostly play 6-9 two pairs

[boreal niche]

my bus is +48 mult i don't think i do

[vivid island]

though at the end I got loads of 3s in the mix too.

[boreal niche]

but like it would be so funny

nah i have a gameplan i'm sticking to it

prolly don't have much face cards left anyway

[nimble scarab]

apparently wheel of Nope! still procs fortune teller lol

[boreal niche]

it's for every tarot used

you still use wheel

even if it doesn't trigger

[nimble scarab]

the second one hit tho

[vivid island]

poly chad 🔥

[nimble scarab]

what mad god did i appease to get this lucky lately

ive also gotten souls more often than usual lol

[echo magnet]

I haven’t gotten a soul in forever 😔

[keen flint]

Souls are annoying because they make or break an amazing run

[nimble scarab]

holy shit

[keen flint]

What it’s just a baseball?

[nimble scarab]

double and stencil are uncommons

[keen flint]

Yeah so it triggers twice, still worse than a blueprint or brainstorm. For a skip it’s pretty mid

Better than goddamn campfire though

[neat musk]

why is the soul seed analyzer thing broken

[vapid summit]

Can gros michel break if it’s perishable and still there after 5 rounds

[red hamlet]

No, all effects are disabled

Things like popcorn and ice cream will also just stay until you sell them

[rocky coyote]

Hi chat, I'm new here :>

[vapid summit]

Aw man

[red hamlet]

Hi new here :>, I'm Lynn

[rocky coyote]

hi lynn wanna see somethin cool

[bleak swan]

Me when I'm talking to my friend with 5 girlfriends

[red hamlet]

Sure

[bleak swan]

Mmm, go for a high card run

[rocky coyote]

yes indeed

[red hamlet]

[rocky coyote]

Mmm, go for a straight run

[red hamlet]

ew, straights

[rocky coyote]

excuse me?😭

[red hamlet]

In this household we are not touching straights

[rocky coyote]

then what are we touching, femboys?

[red hamlet]

anything non-straight

except femboys

[rocky coyote]

why not femboys?

Do they count as straight

[red hamlet]

they tend to be weird

[vestal hinge]

flushes got me my first win

oops wrong screenshot

[rocky coyote]

flush my beloved

[vestal hinge]

got to crazy luck with the joker that has a 1 in 4 chance to upgrade your hand in this amber acorn fight, got 3 upgrades BACK TO BACK

[red hamlet]

were you trying to go for this

[vestal hinge]

no lmao i just didnt have enough money

[red hamlet]

😔 bad econ

[vestal hinge]

true but hey, achievement

[red hamlet]

fairs

[rocky coyote]

fair enough

[vestal hinge]

i wasnt even going for retrograde, that joker rng earned me that

[red hamlet]

achievmeent

[rocky coyote]

have you guys reached nan-inf naturally?

[vestal hinge]

oh and this was a non serious run at first, like all for the collection type shit, then i suddenly went to ante 6 and i was like "wait wtf shit just got real"

[red hamlet]

naneinf*
nane-inf is it's own thing

[rocky coyote]

oki

[vestal hinge]

no but this was my highest hand score in a round

[vestal hinge]

ok the joker is astronaut joker

[rocky coyote]

try plasma

[vestal hinge]

i will go deck by deck

red done now ill go for blue

ill do stakes later

[rocky coyote]

woo gl with that!

[vestal hinge]

tysm

[rocky coyote]

after finishing every deck next is gold stake

[vestal hinge]

my body is regi

[red hamlet]

so you get to checkered then stake moment

[rocky coyote]

go ahead and commit some mathmatical crime

[red hamlet]

be gay, do crime

[radiant cairn]

awtysm?

[errant trench]

I wonder if balala ios will get it’s mod

[rocky coyote]

here's my gift

[red hamlet]

get it away from me

yucky yucky yuck

[rocky coyote]

it's too late bro

get ready to be non-gay

[red hamlet]

HAHAHAHAHHA

no

i'd rather die

[solar portal]

i am persecuted...

[red hamlet]

yeah well
can you tell the others to not be weirdge

[solar portal]

lol as if i wanna hang out w them

[red hamlet]

Then there's no issue

[solar portal]

i wanna go for naneinf atg least once

[rocky coyote]

guess this run will last longer than expected

[teal storm]

At the BAFTA awards. He actually won an award, too!

[polar hill]

Balatro Wiki: 🗿
Fandom: 🤡

[polar hill]

John Balatro: 🗿

[red hamlet]

it's not even on 2nd page of google

or 3rd

[polar loom]

i am playing high cards n pairs cuz im fuckin jimbo
i am playing high cards n pairs cuz im fuckin jimbo
ooh my god, is that fucking blueprint

[polar hill]

I mean like, this is the best available wiki for the game right now
And it's a good wiki, but its host, Fandom, sucks hard

[red hamlet]

i'm fully aware

[polar loom]

anything made by fandom is cheeks

switch to the superior miraheze

[polar hill]

Fandom has some good wikis, but only when an independent one is not available

[glacial oxide]

Joker idea

The scat man: effect, Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

[red hamlet]

skibidi toilet
effect: saying any brainrot phase materializes an ap-he round aimed directly at your face

[glacial oxide]

This actually is not a reference to skibidi toilet

[red hamlet]

i'm aware

[split patio]

what if you actually live in ohio though

[glacial oxide]

Imagine

[red hamlet]

Reconsider thine existence

[split patio]

true

[glacial oxide]

Even songs about Ohio can’t make it sound remotely good

Wow YouTube really did me dirty and had me share the advertiser link

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[grave lodge]

wait so you tried to share a video, but it shared the ad that was on the video?

[split patio]

i've been there. dismal place

[glacial oxide]

Yes

[grave lodge]

that's actually insane

[red hamlet]

do you not ahve adblock?

[glacial oxide]

Doesn’t matter if the share link still redirects to the fucking ad

[grave lodge]

every once in a while it just stops so I wait until they update it again

[red hamlet]

are you not using ublock origin?

or is yo ass on chrome

[glacial oxide]

Proton VPN is really good about keeping the Adblock updated

[grave lodge]

I use Opera

[glacial oxide]

Me too, that’s not a vpn tho

[grave lodge]

their AdBlock works for about 8 months then stops temporarily

[red hamlet]

yeaaaah

just install ublock origin on top of it

[grave lodge]

then it goes back online

[marble beacon]

r u mobile or pc

[glacial oxide]

YouTube has adds like 1/30 days with proto/opera. I dunno if opera has add blocking enabled I’m pretty sure it’s just the vpn

[grave lodge]

apparently, I already had it but forgot to activate it

😭

[red hamlet]

goobster

[glacial oxide]

Pc

[marble beacon]

use firefox w/ ublock origin

[red hamlet]

did

[red hamlet]

did you not roll back the dogshit UI update

[glacial oxide]

No

[marble beacon]

y

[grave lodge]

idrc about them changing ui n stuff

[glacial oxide]

I don’t need to install more things because I see an ad every thirty days

[marble beacon]

o

[grave lodge]

do I like it? No. Am I gonna do anything about it? Also no

[red hamlet]

that's an ad too often

[marble beacon]

anyways i hope the next ad you get is about tampons

[glacial oxide]

But how else would I know about hello fresh

[grave lodge]

but bro, trying to watch youtube on the TV is damn near impossible

[glacial oxide]

Besides the texts they send me

[marble beacon]

true

there's no exaggeration an ad every 3 minutes

[grave lodge]

and theyre a minute long too

[glacial oxide]

YouTube is maybe the one service I’ll actually pay for cause you get YouTube music also with that

So it’s like paying for Netflix and Spotify

[grave lodge]

I remember getting one that was a minute long saying "less ads later", but I got one 5 mins later

[red hamlet]

yeah
like paying for netflix and spotify

but you get none of hte benefits of netflix

[grave lodge]

YouTube Music is actually so goated

[red hamlet]

and a worse spotify

[marble beacon]

yea but netflix has mobile games + they have their own exclusives

spotify premium is genuinely just useless though

[glacial oxide]

YouTube has mobile games

[grave lodge]

wtf fr?

[glacial oxide]

Let’s not talk about the mobile games on any streaming service for real

[marble beacon]

netflix has into the breach

[marble beacon]

literally the best turn based next to chess

[grave lodge]

IVE NEVER SEEN THESE

😭

[glacial oxide]

How often do you play Netflix mobile games

Be honest

[red hamlet]

can you slay heretics at a rapid pace?

[grave lodge]

theyre just corny ads

as games

[marble beacon]

everytime i have time to kill and im not at my computer

so like once-twice a month

[glacial oxide]

You are the first person I have ever talked to that admitted to played the games on Netflix or YouTube

[marble beacon]

no that's for warhammer

[red hamlet]

then it's not even close to being best

[marble beacon]

into the breach is so peak

best part is i don't have to play against chinese smurfs on chess online

[half whale]

Netflix is also getting monument valley 2

[glacial oxide]

But I have to follow up.

What is better about Netflix games than free apps

[marble beacon]

they have bloons

[red hamlet]

bro

just buy bloons

[glacial oxide]

Loooool

I’m out

[marble beacon]

prob the only game subscription that's actually worth getting is xbox

[red hamlet]

worth for customers
fucking abysmal for devs

[half whale]

I just piggyback off of someone else’s yt premium

and I have ublock on my desktop

[lone vessel]

Wooooo just got my first e

[marble beacon]

this is why we ALL watch videos on bilibili

[half whale]

what in the fuck is a bilibili

[red hamlet]

chinese streaming site

[half whale]

I only watch videos on Microsoft stream

[red hamlet]

but also just
videos

it's basically chinese youtube

[lone vessel]

Vtuber heaven

[half whale]

ah

[marble beacon]

chinese filters are something else

[lone vessel]

And korean gov

[polar loom]

fuck youtube me and my friends use google giggles

[lone vessel]

Why did they make it so difficukt for twitch

[half whale]

Microsoft stream my goat

[marble beacon]

fuck everyone who makes a living through streaming in their country i guess

newgrounds still undefeated btw

[polar hill]

Fun fact: John Balatro promoted Animal Well, which is another cool indie game that more people should play

[pastel ledge]

I luv my steel deck

[lament hollow]

its lusty joker

[half whale]

how much mult are supernova and fortune teller on

[pastel ledge]

54 on fortune
43on supernova

Steel guy is on 3x

[slim junco]

[strong rose]

i never thought the psychic could fuck me up

[slim junco]

me neither

until the fail of 25

[strong rose]

i built my strat around half joker

[red hamlet]

scringe

[strong rose]

okay

[red hamlet]

[strong rose]

😭

[pastel ledge]

How hard is purple stake

[vestal hinge]

soft and wet

[sly ridge]

quite challenging

in some cases blinds scale up to x4 relative to white stake

[red hamlet]

not that hard

[odd cobalt]

Gm chat

[strong rose]

riff-raff moment

[digital tusk]

nooo not the poor blue seal being played

[digital tusk]

✨ plasma ✨

[red hamlet]

mid deck

[magic swan]

Scary Face joker as a shirt would go fucking crazy

im just saying

[tacit surge]

quick please who should I say Bye Bye too?

Vampire is X3.6 and swashbukler 21

[red hamlet]

chadimus

[tacit surge]

ty

it was chicot

my 3rd legendary ever

[red hamlet]

peak

[vast nebula]

Probaly the least favorite legendary joker in the entire game

[vale fog]

sell your BP

[tacit surge]

I Like canio the least

[vast nebula]

Imagine 3 legendary joker (seeded btw)

[tacit surge]

He May be strong but I fumbled so I hate him

[red hamlet]

🥱

[vast nebula]

Wait

ups im misunderstood :v

[tacit surge]

you are misunderstood?

[vast nebula]

Yes, i thought it was "i like canio" But im not reading it until the end lmao

[red hamlet]

Hit the road:
Seance:
Astronomer:
Flower pot:
Throwback:
Mr fucking Bones
LOYALTY CARD MAN

[vast nebula]

Dayum💀

Wait give me a second

[tacit surge]

you meant least legendary

right?

right?

[frozen gust]

Henlo! :3

[vast nebula]

Done, i forgot to add "legendary" so there's no more misunderstanding, sorry😅

[red hamlet]

yaloha

chicot is worst legendary tho

[vast nebula]

Yea, i forgot to add lmao

[vast nebula]

Wassup mate!

[frozen gust]

Do i take the hack here? I've been doing 5oak 5s

[frozen gust]

not too much! Just enjoying the day off

[vale fog]

why yes, you just win now

[vast nebula]

Nice

[tacit surge]

Not with my canio Seed the fucking unoptical Thing ever

[vale fog]

also SELL YOUR BP RIGHT NOW

[tacit surge]

Not a single spectral Pack or hanged man cards

[frozen gust]

NEVAH

What do I sell for Hack though

the rocket is at $11

13*

[vale fog]

constellation at?

[turbid ermine]

You, I like ur pfp

[vast nebula]

Btw i got a seed where in ante 1, if you skip, you get the booster tarot pack, and it contain legendary card

[frozen gust]

Constellation's at 3.7x

[pastel ledge]

Lusty joker always in service

[frozen gust]

I love Const for how lovely the hand levels end up looking (I got a 5oak round 2 due to Erratic deck giving me TEN 5s)

[vast nebula]

Sadly i forgot to copy the seed

Eh wait no

Hold on

[vale fog]

the insane idea is to sell rocket for scoremaxxing
but if you're ahead in score anyway you may want to keep income for backups, e.g. justices

[frozen gust]

I'm currently hitting 1.6mil or so if i draw the 5oak, the blinds are at 40k

i just saw hack and got neuron activation

[vale fog]

yeah no hack for ante 8

not worth to forgo xmults

I think

[frozen gust]

ty

[vast nebula]

Combo it with joker "ups, all 6" Then it's op as heck

[tacit surge]

thank you

you have a cool

[vale fog]

ups, all 6

[tacit surge]

name

[vast nebula]

Ayoo, this is a long run

[frozen gust]

hopefully, i've flubbed these things before 😅

This is my ante 6 boss blind though, not bad

[vast nebula]

2,3 million 💀

Also nice combo

[vast nebula]

Idk why the joker has a name like that :v

[vale fog]

it's because the correct name is oops! all 6s

[frozen gust]

This is why Erratic is one of my favs :3 I love rogueliking my roguelikes

[vast nebula]

Owh my bad😅

[frozen gust]

Zodiac is my fav though

[vast nebula]

Wait Erratic?

[winter plume]

https://x.com/LewisBurnell5/status/1910267123911254432?t=XVAjqVkDWBJvI-BPdIYx3A&s=19

LewBurn (@LewisBurnell5) on X

the fuck do you mean balatro is in black mirror. thats hilarious

X · Apr 10, 2025, 9:42 AM

[frozen gust]

yee

[winter plume]

This guy sucks

[frozen gust]

i got ten 5s in the starting deck XD

[true gyro]

what do yall think

[vale fog]

that's just friends of jimbo 5 trailer
nice try

[winter plume]

Get the DNA in place of pants

[red hamlet]

we love deleting mult and 1.5x in place of little deck fix 🔥

[true gyro]

maybe 60 multi

[frozen gust]

getting a free 3 vouchers that you already realistically want is very nice :3

[red hamlet]

planet merchant is dogwater

[frozen gust]

until you get constellation :3

[red hamlet]

wow

that's crazy

i'm good actually

i don't want my shop clogged

[frozen gust]

XD I haven't ever had an issue with it - having overstock right off the back kind of mitigates it

[true gyro]

idk...

[red hamlet]

doesn't mitigate a useless planet taking up a spot that a joker could take instead

or a deck fixing tarot
or a money tarot

[winter plume]

Think about that mult grind tho

What's hologram on

[red hamlet]

reset and go next stake

[frozen gust]

hmmm, invis joker. . .

[true gyro]

7.5 ig

[devout thunder]

Could always get rid of drivers licence

For DNA

[true gyro]

3x mult is good though

[devout thunder]

Yeah but scaling steel and hologram beats that out quickly

[true gyro]

but then copying + steel cards

yeah right, thanks bro

[winter plume]

Depending on your cards, you may not need a flat mult joker

[devout thunder]

What is your hand you are playing and what's it's level

[true gyro]

two pair

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692> scammer, shoot this man

[devout thunder]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[true gyro]

i havent leveled it up much I get very unlucky

[cyan solstice]

[devout thunder]

Probably need spare trousers then

[true gyro]

plus 1.5x from baseball

[red hamlet]

what do you think about the star vonne gave me c:

[true gyro]

Yeah I'm getting rid of license

thanks

[cyan solstice]

Did you know that Stake Stickers used to be stars?

That means you were used to beat whatever stake that star color is

like a Joker

[true gyro]

should I death red seal steel 5 or wait

deck btw

[frozen gust]

congrats :D

[polar hill]

Yes it's a seeded run with all the legendaries lol

Just testing it out myself cuz another youtuber did it before

[frozen gust]

my score has improved quite a bit (Cavendish ACTUALLY broke so I got The Family next shop :3)

[pallid hawk]

i hate this game

[frozen gust]

i hit the 1/1000

rip - planted

Hone feels like a placebo

Can you get Cavendish again once it breaks btw?

Welp, i should've waited three more seconds XD

getting rid of Fibo cause getting 40 mult is not that powerful anymore with how high my 4/5oak is now

[polar loom]

trying out gold stake for the first time wish me luck

[frozen gust]

good luck!

[keen flint]

I’ll pray for you

[frozen gust]

I tried for a bit and perished thrice

[keen flint]

Best of luck

[polar loom]

thank you violet vessel

[frozen gust]

turns out Fibo was very good for my score 😂

oh nvm

I accidentally did flush five

[polar loom]

tis looking good

[frozen gust]

ok maybe Hone isn't placebo 😂

[polar loom]

yay ante 0

ante 1 photochad what

[red hamlet]

now do -1

[celest gulch]

Yo guys! Wish me luck with my Midas mask joker cosplay

[brazen phoenix]

hi everyone

[steady roost]

bad luck

[strong rose]

hi

[red hamlet]

goodbye

[brazen phoenix]

bye

[steady roost]

chat roblox arsenal cured me of my balatro addiction