🎙・server-chat

[glad coral]

👅

[carmine river]

Shut up

Feel my Entanglement

[glad coral]

🥲😓

[red hamlet]

Mooom, the minors are fighting

[lost kindle]

arent u a mom

[wary coral]

Hi

[lost kindle]

acc

ur an auntie

[red hamlet]

God no

[glad coral]

Hi babe

[lost kindle]

auntie anne

can u make me pretzels

[glad coral]

🤤🤤

Hola

[lost kindle]

hi

og baltro!!!

[meager plank]

I wish we had negative playing cards

[opaque shard]

The entire fucking deck

[meager plank]

Give me enough death and dna and I can have 812 cards at once

[lost kindle]

cryptid mod

oh hi hezi

[meager plank]

Bob balatro

[thin pilot]

shiiiii

[meager plank]

Hi hello I am on an Xbox how are you

[opaque shard]

Hi on an Xbox I'm Palu

[wary coral]

Hello

[meager plank]

A

[lime moat]

:o

[thin pilot]

Hi on an Xbox I'm Palu, Im oberizz

[meager plank]

Discard it

[lime moat]

NO 😭

[dapper dust]

Fuck yes! Screw you black deck/gold stake.

[thin pilot]

do u have brainstorm unlocked?

[meager plank]

Brainstorm unlock method but do it every time

[thin pilot]

brainstorm

[meager plank]

Brain died

My fault

[lime moat]

oh whar

??

ok

[red hamlet]

yeah

it's a really good joker

[thin pilot]

yah

[red hamlet]

and it just needs you to discard a royal flash

big brain move

[meager plank]

I did it and let it get eaten by a knife by mistake

[lost kindle]

why did you eat a knife

its made of mteal

[meager plank]

Needed some iron

[opaque shard]

I unlocked brainstorm with four fingers

[lost kindle]

fair

[lost kindle]

are you missing a finger?

[lime moat]

WHAT I GOT-

😭

[opaque shard]

Perhaps

[vale fog]

press discard now

[lime moat]

i did the last time ;-;

[vale fog]

press it again

[lime moat]

[vale fog]

grrrrr

[lime moat]

thats was literally the next hand too whar 😭

[true gyro]

hand size might come in hand

but then 2x mult

I have too much steel cards and a good leveled full house it might help a lot

[opaque shard]

Flash card might have to go in that case

What's full house's mult rn

[true gyro]

lvl 4

was going for a full steel deck but the game isnt collaborating enough

hence why high card is that buffed

[opaque shard]

Unless you can draw the steel cards consistently photo is not that worth it then

Unless you get rid of juggler

[true gyro]

I hace 5 steels

what do you think

just playing for ante 8

[solemn elm]

😭😭😭

[lost kindle]

skibidi miku

[opaque shard]

Not too many

Yea maybe just keep your build as is

[young bolt]

top 3 best movies ever

[true gyro]

fweh

fweh

fweh

fweh fweh

[true gyro]

@opaque shard LOL

get rid of what you think?

[young bolt]

number one: the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl

[opaque shard]

Juggler lol

[lost kindle]

why is the bot

[true gyro]

oh my god

am I losing this run?

[opaque shard]

I hope number 2 is the nut job

[young bolt]

number 3 is austin powers in goldmember

[true gyro]

fair nuf

[stiff hull]

Should’ve dumped more in flash card

Could’ve beaten it there

[lost kindle]

stop goonig

[lament hollow]

do froot loops have any natural or artificial fruit flavor or is it just a placebo effect

[stiff hull]

All fruit loops have the same flavor

[meager plank]

How does balatro make money when there’s no rich billionaire pyramid schemes

[stiff hull]

Well, you pay for the app

[lime moat]

people who know how to play this game scare me

[meager plank]

But where is the pyramid scheme

And I didn’t pay for the game I paid for gamepass ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💔

[limber moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1228606096059535451.gif?size=40&quality=lossless

[lament hollow]

good game

[stiff hull]

Define “knows how to play”

[meager plank]

Can I donate $17,000,000 to speed up the development of the game

[lament hollow]

I think it’s more luck based than “knowing how to play”

[meager plank]

🚮

[thin pilot]

every1 knows how to play its a card game

[lament hollow]

I’m pretty good i just get shitty cards

[lime moat]

people who get like infinite coins 😭

[meager plank]

Izak doesn’t know how to play

[true gyro]

could pair well with ancient joker

[thin pilot]

well

[thin pilot]

every1 cvan learn to play the game

[stiff hull]

You mean like this?

[thin pilot]

its not hard

[true gyro]

what do yall think

[meager plank]

I would pair well with hot joker

[thin pilot]

takes couple of hours

[pallid sapphire]

Only black painted and erratic gold stakes remain to be beaten now

[lime moat]

HOW DO U HAVE 200 DOLLARS 😭

[true gyro]

we all do

anyway

[lament hollow]

interest and stuff

he probably didn’t spend it

because of the cow card

[true gyro]

I'd have to sell my nine joker and the tarot

4$ each blind is good

[pallid sapphire]

With that setup he pretty much doesn't need to buy anything

[stiff hull]

Money tree voucher + hermit + temperance + interest go brrrrrrrrrrr

[true gyro]

true!

[stiff hull]

Also I got a double money tag on ante like 6

[meager plank]

Egg + gift card + silly knife

[lime moat]

how do u get past red stake

[meager plank]

Beat it

[red hamlet]

click next stake in the menu after you win

[grizzled current]

Dont be a retar

[meager plank]

Like Michael Jackson

[stiff hull]

Rude

Some people learn this game faster than others

[pallid sapphire]

Red stake just means you have a little less money in the start, so then is a good time to learn how to manage your hands and how economy works

[red hamlet]

Don't skip cause skipping is bad

(unless it's 25 dollar for boss blind skip, that one is peak early)

[meager plank]

I skip to get 17 negative jokers

[grizzled current]

Theres nothing to learn except the order of jokers

[meager plank]

Haha

[stiff hull]

Try getting your economy settled first, then focus on mult.

There’s lots of good Econ jokers, and even if you can’t find any, a good flat mult joker will take you pretty far on red stake until you either find one or until you’ve saved enough to not worry about I

[red hamlet]

off to kill heretics

bye chat

[meager plank]

K

[stiff hull]

Still extremely rude to insult someone just because they haven’t beaten red stake yet

[pallid sapphire]

And remember you only need like one scoring joker or so for ante 2

[grizzled current]

Grow up

[pallid sapphire]

You don't even need any scorers for ante 1

[lime moat]

SPAM FLUSHES !!!!!!

[stiff hull]

Actually yeah that will work for a good bit

[pallid sapphire]

Its still pre-green stake scaling so you can make anything work

[lime moat]

lowkey my biggest opp >:(

[stiff hull]

There’s two big walls in this game in terms of difficulty, and they are green stake and purple stake

[pallid sapphire]

Why does the water start with no discards?

Because it's ultra blue (stake)

[grizzled current]

Wrong

[stiff hull]

Ok then? Care to offer a counterexample?

[red hamlet]

𐤌

woahter

[vagrant ginkgo]

Hello chat

[red hamlet]

face builds be like

oh no, it's 𐤑

[pallid sapphire]

[lime moat]

this one is really good for an uncommon

[stiff hull]

Every single time!!!

[stiff hull]

HOLOGRAM!!!!

[vagrant ginkgo]

Let's go gambling oh dang it oh dang it 😅

[stiff hull]

Ok you win now, just keep buying cards

Hologram is one of those jokers that feels like cheating

[pallid sapphire]

Its not really, cause you're "paying" the price by clogging up your deck

[red hamlet]

mfw i just used dna to duplicate a card but it's the 𐤒 😱

[pallid sapphire]

And besides you need money

[vagrant ginkgo]

This game is
Relaxing

[shy dove]

oh no my deck is so clogged up with enhancements editions and seals 🐈

how will i form my pairs now 🐈

[grizzled current]

Sure - these 2 stakes actually don't a real added difficulty except just having BIGGER SCORE NUMBER, other stakes have much harder problems

[red hamlet]

Marble Joker:
DNA:
Certificate:

[stiff hull]

I’ve done that before and felt like punching a wall

[red hamlet]

roffle did it

[pallid sapphire]

Hmmm yes, very useful for a straight build

[red hamlet]

straight build in 2025

[grizzled current]

For example orange stake adding perishable jokers just makes 30% of all jokers you'll see be temporary and useless to make a joker setup which is much more punishing than Le Bigger Score

[pallid sapphire]

The straightgenda keeps winning

Pairs and straights

[stiff hull]

“Who would be stupid enoufh to use DNA on the needle?”

Me-“OH BOY DNA!”

[pallid sapphire]

Perishables don't actually mean anything, they just incentivize more careful management of money and replacing your jokers more

[vagrant ginkgo]

Hello

[red hamlet]

you in that moment

[stiff hull]

REAL!

[grizzled current]

It -forces- careful management and replacing jokers which is a big difference wrt how the game was played in other stakes

[vagrant ginkgo]

Hello darkness my old friend i come talk to you again

[stiff hull]

Oh seance, you sure are a joker

[lime moat]

im getting so lucky today what

[vagrant ginkgo]

[stiff hull]

Now discard it for one of the best jokers in the game

[lime moat]

already have this is my 3rd one 😭

[stiff hull]

Wow

[pallid sapphire]

POV: you forgot you're against the Mouth

[vagrant ginkgo]

I liked that they have the binding of Isaac and Stardew valley

[stiff hull]

Friends of jimbo makes this game better

I love the slay the princess cards

[vagrant ginkgo]

Ligma

Boy

Sigma

Boy

[red hamlet]

😔 𐤐

[lime moat]

LOL WHAT 😭

[queen escarp]

what the hell sure

[red hamlet]

mfw this kills interested

[lyric pulsar]

when are we getting mods for consle vro 🥀

[pallid sapphire]

$1 is $1 (it actually messes up your interest)

[queen escarp]

well i get 1 $ regardless

or maybe im stupid and i dont understand smth

[pallid sapphire]

It takes the rental fee before it calculates interest

[red hamlet]

if you're at 25
you'll lose 3 bucks
get 4 dolalrs from interest instead of 5
and then the 4 dollars from golden

[queen escarp]

i mean i have like 5 dollars

[pallid sapphire]

So even though net gain is $1, you actually lose out on interest so it's costing more

Yeah and you're gonna lose that $1 of interest

[queen escarp]

but ill get 1$ from gold joker

[red hamlet]

down to 2
get 4 from joker, 0 from interest, up to 6
lost 4 dollars

3 from rental, 1 from rental taking you below interest threshold

[grizzled current]

give me chips dad

[tiny prairie]

he has arrived

[lost kindle]

why r there so many jimbo plush now

im seeing so many ppl buy em

[tiny prairie]

because everyone’s getting them in the mail after the campaign ended

[queen escarp]

i LOVE the fuck you pack

[agile pawn]

straights so good

[red hamlet]

gay >>>

[pallid sapphire]

Gays can't make straights work

[agile pawn]

i can

[pallid sapphire]

Just how it is, no harm no foul

Very nice

There is gaystice in this world after all

[queen escarp]

hologram is good th- WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

[true gyro]

this game is going good.

[true gyro]

lol wtf

[wary fractal]

chat is this cooked

[pallid sapphire]

Dual daggers kinda mid, gotta feed them both

[fresh spruce]

they're most likely doing the challenge and duplicated 1 that's already decently high

[gleaming cedar]

3BIIW99Q
Ante 1

[true gyro]

lol wtf

should I replace saad with four fingers

[stray mantle]

Replace what with four fingers

[red hamlet]

bro is trynna be sneaky

[true gyro]

saad

salad ofc

[stray mantle]

No

[true gyro]

double prob getting me too much mult and money rn

[stray mantle]

Four fingers is doodoo

[true gyro]

ancient joker though?

plus 2 discards only

[red hamlet]

just play normal flushes 4head

and use your hands as discards

[stray mantle]

You get less ancient joker hits by using four cards lmfao

[true gyro]

anyway

thanks

[red hamlet]

you're not welcome

[true gyro]

moment of truth

one discard left

[unique iron]

What ancient joker on?

[lofty hull]

Guys.... Wish me luck 🫡

[true gyro]

diamond

thank god

[unique iron]

Oof, hope it works out lol

[unique iron]

Niiiice

[true gyro]

• 6 mult from glass card

aaaaiahdoguaieof

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/jevil-i-can-post-anything-chaos-reigns-jevil-chaos-gif-23581070

[true gyro]

ir broke LOL

[split wedge]

which deck

[thick moss]

balatro

[dull valve]

ultra rare obelisk W

[red hamlet]

gaming

[slim junco]

🧱

[lofty hull]

Now what I do, my hand is useful with the face cards.... Should I buy it?

[weary rune]

Is obelisk any good?

[red hamlet]

a bit weird to play but yea

fantastic joker

[dull valve]

in 90% of runs its bad

in the 10% its really good

[red hamlet]

It's just that it requires a pivot so you can't really "prepare" for it

[weary rune]

Probably not gonna use it in my checkered deck runs tho

[red hamlet]

deffo not

[dull valve]

you have to get it early enough to play around it

[red hamlet]

though you could pivot from flushes to flush five

[dull valve]

even then for several antes it will not do anything

once you get a hand to 15-20, you can start scaling it

[lofty hull]

Guys, I bought myself Tragic and Comedy... And now I get Brinstone

[vale fog]

sell golden ticket for it

[lofty hull]

It is eternal

[gleaming cedar]

Use any

But checkered

[lofty hull]

Only that I sold the Perforated Paper and copied Tragico y Comedia, right?

It would be almost the same and it gives me 4 Movement from each one 🤑

[red hamlet]

so you lost 2 procs from 1st card and gained one
you actively hurt your score cause of photo not triggering an extra time

[lofty hull]

GG, Yes it was difficult 🤑🗿🔥😎

[lofty hull]

Yes, but winning is winning.

[red hamlet]

Could've won harder

[lofty hull]

Well, show me please 🗿

[worn gust]

Proof that lucky cat>>>>> yomid

[true gyro]

wait

what does lucky cat do

[lofty hull]

The fucking mother

[worn gust]

Gives x0.25 mult every lucky card that gets triggered

[true gyro]

I had hanging chad and double prob 🥀

prob couldve got insane multi

[worn gust]

I'm on my way to get x80

[true gyro]

good luck

[worn gust]

I just hitted x85

But idk if i'll see another shop

[lofty hull]

Guys, a question:
If I make a profile where I have everything unlocked, can I get the achievements?

[swift sail]

no

[true gyro]

keep me updated‼️‼️‼️

[true gyro]

rip

[worn gust]

I failed at 95x mult

[languid quest]

Rip

[true gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-nuts-tongue-out-tongue-licking-gif-9359477859368740454

[languid quest]

I can't wait for your friend to be a gambling addict

[karmic hamlet]

ONE OF US

[worn gust]

Tell him to goon on luckycards

[languid quest]

Goony cards

[true gyro]

to what

?

[true gyro]

dude

[worn gust]

Nothing

[true gyro]

ive been shilling it to him so fucking much

[languid quest]

Define shilling

I don't know what that means

I'm stupid

[true gyro]

no np

it's like

to recommend something you love to someone else

[languid quest]

Ah

Yes

That makes sense

[true gyro]

i mostly just spam call him telling him to hop on balatro

[languid quest]

Aye bro hop on balatro ♧◇♡♤

[fluid solstice]

Holy fucking smokes

Is this seeded?

[worn gust]

My first try was unseeded

#1358070878327275602

[fluid solstice]

Wow, just wow

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/admech-techpriest-good-varlet-hadron-omega-7-7-hadron-omega-gif-10325245944154593888

[worn gust]

I Should have token the idol

[stray mantle]

Roblox logo

[languid quest]

LMAO

I SEE IT

[true gyro]

balarox 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[true gyro]

LOL

[swift sail]

why are you still doing this screenshot thing

[true gyro]

hop on balarox 🥀

wait

[languid quest]

I stopped?

I just did it once cuz it was a funny coincidence

[swift sail]

now you can stop for a day

[true gyro]

NOOOOOOO

[drifting mesa]

okay so when I was going to the restroom of my school some thing weird happened

I went to one of the stalls

[true gyro]

FREE MY BOY HE DID NOTHING

[drifting mesa]

and saw a random joker card

[swift sail]

you can join

[fresh basin]

có ai vn ko

[drifting mesa]

just on the floor

[swift sail]

english only please

[fresh basin]

yep

[red hamlet]

They're coming for you

[swift sail]

no begging

[drifting mesa]

I think balatro is asking me to come back

after my crashout trying to do a white stake black deck

[red hamlet]

Understandable crashout
Play something else
Like darktide

[drifting mesa]

here's the joker I found btw

[red hamlet]

Silly guy

[drifting mesa]

it looks pretty cool I'm ngl

this is jombi

[drifting mesa]

or dead estate or fuckin slay the spire

[rain sparrow]

reminds me of a game called robalatro, which is literally balatro demo, down to it's animation and effects

[tacit igloo]

Loud correct buzzer

[vale bramble]

That's a big card lol

[rain sparrow]

can we get a gros michel for scale

[vale bramble]

Lol

Or a Cavendish

[fresh basin]

Plasma plays full chip or mult form, everyone?

[red hamlet]

Plasma plays big number

[fresh basin]

gonld stake so hard

[swift sail]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1131691975301668945

[red hamlet]

But you can get away with just playing chips since those jokers scale nicely

[rain sparrow]

mult is easier iirc

[red hamlet]

And pivoting to xmult

[grim dew]

banan

[fresh basin]

oke

[rain sparrow]

what did an do

[grim dew]

leaked balatro 2

[rain sparrow]

silksong tomorrow

[grim dew]

silkbong

[lost kindle]

i like bong

[drifting mesa]

it's cuz it's zoomed it xd

[vale bramble]

XD

[vale bramble]

Lemme take a pic of my cards, I got normal cards for scale

[rain sparrow]

damn

bro got the joker from the cryptid mod

[vale bramble]

XD

[queen escarp]

;-;

[vale bramble]

I just realized

If you have 2 wee jokers

Then you'd have one wee wee joker 😅

[lost kindle]

i have one wee wee

[vale bramble]

Same here lol

And I call it a joker

Cuz it's out of control XD

[pallid sapphire]

If your economy is good this is a non issue

[mossy quiver]

we ballin

[inner tiger]

My biggest issue. Spending all my money without realizing

Black deck gold stake ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[mossy quiver]

black deck is a skill check

good job

im on orange stake for blue deck

[inner tiger]

Skill check?

[pallid sapphire]

A skill check that you pass means you have sufficient skill

[inner tiger]

Idk what u exactly mean but to me that's like the final boss

[quick moat]

I’m on orange stake for plasma

Very intense

[pallid sapphire]

I have black painted and erratic left that need to be golded

C+ in sight

[inner tiger]

I'm saving erratic for last bc it's the most fun

[quick moat]

I found 5 soul cards in random seeds both yesterday and two days ago

But I still haven’t found trib or yorick

I got canio thrice and perkeo and chicot once

[pallid sapphire]

I've golded all the legendaries except chicot

Ironically despite being a chicot stan, the moment I got chicot for a gold run I lost instantly

[old wadi]

new high score

[queen escarp]

i hate balatro
i hate gold stake

i want to have fun

[tiny gust]

white stake

[queen escarp]

с++ :(

[tiny gust]

take a break

c++ is a good goal but don't burn yourself out along the way

[queen escarp]

yeah fair

thank you easy moments

[summer path]

gold stake feels good though when you finally make it

a pure cathartic release

[turbid ermine]

I think i bought the wrong deck

I got a deck

ill send you a link to it if you wanna check it out

heres some of them

[sick summit]

Does lovers count as nsfw

[dapper dust]

Argh, what now!?

[summer path]

good ol chad

[robust warren]

Guysss wildcards are getting a buff

[limber moth]

Okay

[robust warren]

It's pretty wild ain't it

[opaque shard]

It's like calling renaissance paintings nsfw Ig

[lone vessel]

More like play 7 hands amairite

[opaque shard]

Eternal misprint

[rain marsh]

i mean some of them very much are

it depends entirely on if you declare nudity in art nsfw or not

[turbid ermine]

any good joker combos that are less than or equal to 4 jokers in size

[lone vessel]

I wouldve died my only joker died and i got the brst

Other joker in the pack was worse

[opaque shard]

Runner, red card, seeing double, cavendish

That's just a suggestion

[turbid ermine]

I’m trying to find a good combo to put on a skate deck

And I can fit 4 at most

[opaque shard]

The canvas is 1 chips 1 flatmult 2 xmult

On white stake it's pretty much free

[turbid ermine]

Are you saying Cavendish because you’re a banana?

[opaque shard]

Nah

Cavendish is one of the best jokers in the game

[robust warren]

BANANA

[stray mantle]

4 joker stencils

[raw saddle]

Whats up everyone

[stray mantle]

2 photographs 2 hanging chads

[opaque shard]

I can actually never seem to get more than 1 stencil at a time

Does anyone have a seed for 5 stencils

[spice talon]

I’m struggling with abandoned deck is there any specific poker hand best with the lack of face cards?

[stray mantle]

There's probably one somewhere online

[stray mantle]

Ride the bus

Any straight joker

Hack fib even steven

[vale fog]

2 pair and pants, trust me I gold stake abandoned on this

[stray mantle]

Well you still need to get those jokers ao

So*

[vale fog]

just roll with anything it's too easy

deck is pre-fixed

just don't run photochad

[spice talon]

Got it

Just remembered I could come ask on discord lol so thanks guys! Probably will be back with other question working on my 4th gold stake win

[stray mantle]

😡

He can run photochad if he wants to

[vale fog]

I will hate on photochad and use it however I want

[stray mantle]

Photochad hate will not be tolerated.

I'm married to photochad

[opaque shard]

My biggest brag is when I play photochad I barely ever run into the plant

And when I do I still win

Very rarely I don't

I mean unless I'm playing endless but endless is just endless

[spice talon]

I haven’t gotten photochad much recently been trying to expand on my hand types

[rapid vigil]

will it actually set my money to 0

also should i pick ectoplasm over it? would have to sell jokers with not the best econ

current thingy

[wanton monolith]

I know nobody even cares bc no one knows me here but i will be leaving discord today permanently, (il deleting my acc) I just wanted to say goodbye to this incredible community <3 byee

[onyx sorrel]

It will yeah

[rapid vigil]

🫡

[raw saddle]

Wait thats a good question would it set it to zero? Thats kinda cool if you have card

[onyx sorrel]

The ox once set my money to 0 when I had -7 doler mones

[onyx sorrel]

Cya.

[rapid vigil]

the other question is if

[onyx sorrel]

Good luck with life and I hope for a bright future.

[rapid vigil]

i should pick ectoplasm

over that

[storm kelp]

I am Steve

[onyx sorrel]

No I wouldn't.

[meager plank]

I got a 1 million Chip hand and a 1 billion chip hand in the same day

[onyx sorrel]

It has TOO many bad hits.

[meager plank]

Does this mean I’m getting better

[onyx sorrel]

Yes

[rapid vigil]

sob

[tacit igloo]

Man

[rapid vigil]

at least it did set my money to 0

[tacit igloo]

No

[meager plank]

5 hours ago I was looking at the locked joker thinking “how tf am I gonna get 1 billion chips”

[vale bramble]

MY FAVORITE JOKER!

https://tenor.com/view/x3-gif-24301743

[meager plank]

Have you seen my wee

[rapid vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-google-texting-emoji-skull-emoji-gif-9171199543492363435

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-stanley-did-i-stutter-sarcasm-gif-3537210

[raw saddle]

Me thinking i'll beat ante 8 on Black Stake finally The Humble Violet Vessel

[meager plank]

Magic deck was nice

First time using it and I got to ante 13 which is 2 antes higher than I’ve ever gotten before

[copper nexus]

@ivory pumice

fck wrong person

@rapid vigil what are you doing ehre...

[raw saddle]

Nice! i've only ever gotten to 11 and die lol. its consistent if i get that far

[meager plank]

I had like 40 red stamp steel cards and my scoring card was a bunch of gold stamp bonus kings

[rapid vigil]

Chantzzzzzz

i would ask u the same question......

[raw saddle]

Thats really cool I have no idea how people do insane builds like that lol

[meager plank]

I got a dna and a whole lot of purple stamps to eventually pull death

[onyx sorrel]

This is the type of reaction people should yearn. The movie is bad it's good

[copper nexus]

im addicted to the game :3

[meager plank]

Yearn?

[raw saddle]

I'm more impressed you had this on hand

[meager plank]

I recorded a lot of the reactions but for some reason that one cuts off right before the reaction

[onyx sorrel]

Wait a minute

You're that mod in gd

[meager plank]

Thankfully nobody threw popcorn or drinks in my theater

[rapid vigil]

real

[raw saddle]

Nice, i'm taking my little brother tonight to see it. He's really excited

[onyx sorrel]

That's why your name was familiar from the start.

[vale fog]

"I yearn for the mines" woo

[rapid vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101229740985168024/1249145872864772267/togif.gif

[meager plank]

I really hope people are still being obnoxiously loud, the movie would’ve been very hard to watch without the fun of being able to to whatever you want and having people join you

[gusty swift]

see this

unlimited mult

[onyx sorrel]

Sadge

[raw saddle]

I hope so too I want that experience but when I got my tickets earlier there weren't a lot of other people. Sadly my friends saw it without me

[meager plank]

I had the one where you get +0.25x every card added to your deck and steel joker

[copper nexus]

bro didnt even ask about me 💔 sad days

[rapid vigil]

chantz is peak gd player

[gusty swift]

omg i did get it but did not understand it

[meager plank]

I was gonna get tickets ahead of time but it didn’t look like it was selling well, 2 hours before the movie we had to look at every single local theater to find a single showing before 10 PM with 3 seats open next to each other

[onyx sorrel]

Are you a players chatter

[meager plank]

It’s very good when combined with dna and stuff I think

[onyx sorrel]

I was only active in players, only times I went to Gen eng 2 (not 1) was idk

[copper nexus]

do they know:

[rotund dune]

I love having a gambling addiction

[gusty swift]

ic ic

[rapid vigil]

balatro is not real

[gusty swift]

its not gamling unless u are losing real money

[rotund dune]

I bought balatro on mobile so I can fuel My addiction on the run

[gusty swift]

so we winning

[rotund dune]

Real

Gambling my sanity if anything

[rotund dune]

There is no balatro in ba sing se

[meager plank]

I bring my controller with my and play through Xbox because I’m not spending $10 on a game I enjoy because if I spend any money I’ll spend all the money

No self control

[rotund dune]

Real lmao

[meager plank]

I have $4800 in stocks rn and it’s going to the floor and idk what to do so I’ve just accepted that I’m going broke

[ivory pumice]

Hi

Hello

Hoi

[trail temple]

I played more yesterday than my entire playtime on mobile after buying it months ago LOL cause I was busy all day & didn't feel like bringing the steam deck. got like 7 white stake runs in a row

[jovial basin]

This run just keeps getting better

[onyx sorrel]

Woah

[ivory pumice]

I must kill the other Yuriy and claim the title

[rotund dune]

I had three hours in one week before recently

Now I've gained about 13 more hours in the last two days

[trail temple]

Deadass I had like 2 hours tops. Got like 12 hours now lmao

[rotund dune]

Hear me out

[rotund dune]

Real

[ivory pumice]

I'd rather not

[trail temple]

Idk if you can check mobile playtime

[ivory pumice]

But go on

[onyx sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-scare-jumpscare-streamer-ohnepixel-scared-gif-11514180348370178066

[rotund dune]

What that mouth do

[onyx sorrel]

Silence the evil.

[meager plank]

How the skibidi rizz is supernova my most used joker

[rotund dune]

[jovial basin]

I'm going to bust all over the screen

[stiff hull]

Wow

[trail temple]

Okay

[compact flare]

Are there negative consumables

[trail temple]

Depending on your run, yes

[compact flare]

Wdym

[jovial basin]

HOLY FUCK

[trail temple]

Specifically perkeo, feel like there's another way or 2 but just overthinking I'm pretty sure lol

[compact flare]

Ok

[finite phoenix]

What are the other ways

I can’t seem to think of any other way

[trail temple]

Yeah nvm. I was just thinking of extra slots I think, derp

[fluid shuttle]

I searched up “goat simulator game of the year” and this popped up😭 I wish it did

[trail temple]

I love the game, but GOTY was a far fetch tbh

[fluid shuttle]

Wait wtf this website is genuinely saying that Balatro won

Is this from an alternate timeline what😭

Or did I fall into an alternate timeline where it did

[trim edge]

helo

[opaque shard]

Hi

[opaque shard]

Why are you bald

[digital oxide]

what came out in 2024

[solemn elm]

that hasnt even fucking happened yet 😭

wait no

it was in march iirc, so nvm

when people say 'game of the year' they mean at TGA

[patent gale]

I bought overstock just to see this T_T

[vale fog]

buying overstock shop 1 is wild

[grave iris]

Wild!

[grave iris]

I disagree, I'll be playing this until I die and hopefully after.

[lean trench]

I forgot to look at the boss blind

AHHHHHHH

[young bolt]

you would have got full house womp womp

[lean trench]

Nah dude my whole deck is steel kings

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-mind-blown-on-fire-angry-gif-12346746

[lean trench]

Joever

[lean trench]

God giveth

[solar portal]

wich way westenr man

[young bolt]

i fucking started risk of rain 1 and pressed on the windows key now i can't fucking go back to the game for some reason

it's still plays on the background but i can't see it on the taskbar

now i have to fucking restart my pc because this is the only way

"i can't close it from steam becase i haven't bought it"

hell

https://tenor.com/view/emo-crashout-school-threat-tiktok-crashout-crashout-them-yns-gif-8526646474316288308

[cinder robin]

wtf which joker do i drop

[echo violet]

all of them

[vagrant ginkgo]

Edgar

[ember root]

Seltzer

[red hamlet]

task manager:

[crystal oar]

I know you from somewhere

[jovial basin]

Is it more efficient to copy mime here?

[red hamlet]

1 copy on baron, 1 copy on mime

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling;;;;;;;;;

[jovial basin]

Gg

Seed for those who want it

C1UPPC55

Im pissed my aura didnt hit the polychrome, useless foil smh

Holy shit this seed is actually wild on ghost deck

Several ankhs and the mime is eternal on black stake

What the fuck

[robust warren]

Thanks for your seed 😊

[prime moon]

Im back

[queen escarp]

they should buff this by including negative

doomed yaoi...

[jovial basin]

I dont get the reference

[robust warren]

Oh you sweet summer child

[prime moon]

i dont get it too am i dumb?

[red hamlet]

yaoi - gay men in love
doomed - not working out

In this case, even steven works on even numbers adn odd todd works on odd numbers
you don't want them together

[prime moon]

wtf

[queen escarp]

no thats not the point

they both are perishables

[red hamlet]

uhmmmmm

ok?

didn't ask

[queen escarp]

:(

[jovial basin]

😭

[queen escarp]

sorry

[red hamlet]

(didn't see the tag)

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/roodmuch-thinking-gif-16765098912977761181

[red hamlet]

(too busy thinking about the dead heretics)

[jovial basin]

I thought there was something deeper to it

Got the reference actually

Unfortunately

[prime moon]

what is it

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-silly-happy-to-sad-sad-oh-no-gif-16376839573759608900

[jovial basin]

Gay men, both perishables, they disappear after a few rounds

[prime moon]

is that supposed to be the reffrence?

[jovial basin]

Yeah

Sadly

[prime moon]

damn

[slim junco]

Why do you hace acrobats.

[jovial basin]

?

[slim junco]

They should include negative playing cards

[jovial basin]

I got rid of the acrobat for the dna

Acrobat was just a placeholder

[haughty brook]

What does one “quick” run actually result in to you?

[red hamlet]

play for 5 minutes
get bored
go play something else

[red hamlet]

pawtism ❤️

[queen escarp]

I swear to God

Some balatro seeds are impossible to win on gold stake

Maybe it's me having a huge will issue

[vale bramble]

I wish I knew this earlier, and Ik most of yall if not all of yall know it, but I can't unlock cards with a seeded run 😅

[oblique hound]

what joker u trying to go?

but well most games with seed runs feature...don't allow achievements with seeded runs?

[vale bramble]

Yeah, I was tryna unlock more jokers that way since I was doin pretty well, and then realized I'm not unlocking them lol

😅

https://tenor.com/view/kiratto-prichan-anju-shiratori-tee-hee-cute-anime-gif-25592950

[jovial basin]

How does a card like ankh work, does it choose joker position?

[fresh spruce]

there might be a couple impossibles but people have gotten long win streaks on gold stake

[raw saddle]

Just played my first Anaglyph deck run. I ended off with 9 jokers

That deck is so fun

[fresh spruce]

like gold stake is hard, but it's not impossible

[crystal spade]

if i have two mimes, a baron and 2 blueprints, is the best arrangement to have two blueprints of baron or a blueprint of baron and a blueprint of one of the mimes

[inland osprey]

Why

[raw saddle]

Is that a 1 dollar blueprint?

[inland osprey]

Astronomer

[raw saddle]

Ohh

[crystal spade]

y’all think this is the best arrangement for my jokers?

[vagrant lodge]

^ Same question

[fringe compass]

Just had a run with 3 of the +200 chips -2 hand side joker + bp

[alpine relic]

awww :(( this was a really good run

[crystal spade]

retrig burnt with brainstorm first and then yeah retrig like u have it

[vagrant lodge]

Rightttt

I always forget that I can move them mid run

[alpine relic]

there should be a way to look at previous runs youve lost to look at the jokers you have before & vouchers

[vagrant lodge]

So much more complex that way haha

[opaque shard]

I did it

[hasty sky]

my balatro wont open dude wtf

[limber moth]

bleh bleh bleh

https://tenor.com/view/siamese-cat-buh-cute-bleh-duh-gif-6097545475346402556

[crystal canyon]

I got it

[young bolt]

NAH TS IS TOO MUCH

I MEAN JUST HOW

[young bolt]

hell yeah

[trail temple]

Him*

[stiff hull]

Honestly? Not much synergy. It’s pretty good, but nothing mind boggling

[stiff hull]

Discard first and then play 2 pairs

[young bolt]

nah nvm i died 🥀

https://tenor.com/view/crying-david-acosta-evil-the-demon-of-death-sad-gif-25950306

[stiff hull]

Try again! You got this!

[young bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-crashout-school-threat-tiktok-crashout-crashout-them-yns-gif-8526646474316288308

aight

[stiff hull]

Besides, in your early runs of balatro you should be focused on unlocking as much as you can to help your future runs

Beating a run isn’t really your prime goal at this point

[thick moss]

Oh, haha

[solemn elm]

blueprint's unlock:

[gritty delta]

Alright discord, Balatro Trivia:

What does Silver Deck do?

A: Start the Run with a random joker
B: Starts the Run with a 5 steel cards
C: Steel cards give 3x mult instead of 2x
D: It's a modded deck/made up deck

[lyric token]

can i get mods for pc gamepass version of balatro?

[gritty delta]

uh... i dunno

plus this is the general chat, you want to ask in #⚙・modding-general most likely

[gritty delta]

I'm sure they can help you there more than in here :)

[stray mantle]

Deck is so magnificent it's crashing the game

[gentle moth]

Hi everyonee 😄

[vagrant lodge]

I know right, nigtmare run

More weird run stuff

[tacit igloo]

Unseeded

[upper bramble]

Probably there is a seed with 100% success chance at wheel of fortune

[solemn elm]

there's a bugged seed where you'll never get wheel to proc

not sure about always proccing

[quick moat]

Hanging Chad wee

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[keen willow]

Fun seed, got to ante 16 with 50 something xmult Yorick, in ante 3 starts the fun

[tacit igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-thumbs-up-gif-4923420400618348999

[livid berry]

Finally beat jokerless

[slim junco]

I can't even beat with Joker

[quick moat]

All about getting better

[quick moat]

Gg

[stiff hull]

YEEEEEEEES! SCREW YOU BALATRO!

I DID IT!

[quick moat]

Pulls 3 goats

It would be impressive to lose with them

[stiff hull]

I wish I could’ve kept golden joker for that fifth sticker, but what you gonna do?

[ionic remnant]

ive never seen this before

[cloud hinge]

so I skipped the first small blind of the game on magic and this is the exact cards I pulled from all 3 judgement cards

[red hamlet]

Trick question
It's A and D

deck was in a trailer and it started you with a random joker
but also it's a modded deck from Familiar and Paperback

[merry current]

can someone explain me trump tariffs in balatro terms?

[slim junco]

Make a random flower pot build

How can you make it work

[stiff hull]

We’re playing like we have golden joker, but we really have vagabond

[red hamlet]

this challenge but bro fumbled econ

[cunning patio]

2/10 run

[stiff hull]

Don’t have blueprint next to Chad. Misplay

[red hamlet]

misplay deez nuts

[daring dagger]

He doesn't know

[stiff hull]

Know what?

[red hamlet]

hang man the low value cards
wild cards probably
smeared would be nice

[neon wren]

the BS points at the chad. prob better to point at the photo

[cobalt musk]

a month ago i was playing a vanilla run where i got to e34-38 (no clue which ante) and my motherboard melted on it, i just bought a new mobo and got my pc to work

[red hamlet]

no

[ionic remnant]

3 trigger effects three scoring

[merry current]

so the tariff situation is basically just inflation? 😭

[ionic remnant]

its balanced

[red hamlet]

how they have it now is peak scoring

[slim junco]

Thats the thing
Wild cards dont work

[red hamlet]

they do tho
they're just annoying

[slim junco]

And i forgot smeared joker existed

Good one tho

[stiff hull]

Wildcards saved my gold stake run

I’m not joking

[red hamlet]

But worse

[neon wren]

ok, any repeater but chad, you'd want more photo

[agile pawn]

i've only used it twice and one was with wild cards and the other was just a regular straight build, no wild cards

[slim junco]

We like straight builds

[red hamlet]

you want balanced procs and retriggers

also chad is like
peak for photo

[stiff hull]

Let me see if I can find my one flower pot build

I had a lot of help

[agile pawn]

luckily the second time was on gold stake so now i'm probably never going to use flower pot again

[slim junco]

Photochad good

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

shoot this man

[agile pawn]

Execution

[slim junco]

Hope your father beats you up a lil more

Aw

He gone

[stiff hull]

7000 Pigeons! Eat this man!

[cunning patio]

what does showman even do

[red hamlet]

Joker, Tarot, Planet, and Spectral cards may appear multiple times

[copper canopy]

yo chat i seek run advice where would i go for this?
@cunning patio lets consumables and jokers appear in packs/shop multiple times

[red hamlet]

(you can get duplicate jokers in stores and packs, tarots, planets and spectrals can appear multiple times in packs)

[stiff hull]

It allows a duplicate of a joker to show up. You want 2 cavendish? You can have another cavendish

[slim junco]

Makes jokers, cards and stuff appear regardless if you have them

[cunning patio]

🤑

[red hamlet]

sometimes he's funny

bro thinks he's hilarious

[stiff hull]

I like invisible joker more for copies

[copper canopy]

i am conflicted

[red hamlet]

And sometimes he's extra funny

[livid berry]

Me when the mega arcana pack has 5 copies of lovers

[slim junco]

The chances of it ocurring dont makes it less likely to happen again

[junior cobalt]

do i take the red seal or do i just take the king

aiming for naneinf

[stiff hull]

King

[red hamlet]

@turbid ermine got this once

[stiff hull]

Just flood your deck with kings, you can make them all red seal and steel later

[junior cobalt]

hmm alr

[stiff hull]

I’d ask for another opinion before doing it tho

[livid berry]

Its better to not lose early

[slim junco]

Of course
Now time to check which soul gives what

[copper canopy]

do i sell something and try to do a high card, red seal steel king run with baron mime or focus on trib? if baron mime what do i sell 😭

[copper canopy]

all 3 give chicot.

[slim junco]

Next boss: the needle + burglar
Perfect obelisk run

[copper canopy]

is the chicot bug with the -1 hand size thing still in game? the one where instead of just disabling the -1 hand size it instead gives you +1 hand size?

[red hamlet]

yeah

[slim junco]

Yeah

[copper canopy]

oh damn

im thinking of getting an ectoplasm and THEN getting the baron but idk how id increase my hand size to fix that problem 😭

[junior cobalt]

your opinion is good

[ionic remnant]

i would kms

[red hamlet]

bad canio

[brisk bone]

what do i sell for blue print

im thinking idol

my deck still isnt fully fixed

im going for spade kings

[opaque shard]

How far away are you

Like how does your deck look

And planet levels

[brisk bone]

pretty far away

i thunk idol has to go

[copper canopy]

do i sell anything for bp?

[turbid ermine]

Hi

[brisk bone]

showman

[copper canopy]

on god?

[opaque shard]

Yeah Ig you can find idol later

[copper canopy]

actually no nvm i do NOT need more than 4 blueprints 💀

[brisk bone]

this js what showman is there for

why do you want to keep him?

what joker are you trying to find??

[brisk bone]

why not it's even more score

[copper canopy]

i meant its not worth selling something else for another blueprint so i may aswell just drop showman now

[brisk bone]

yeah exactly

you could sell a blue print for the blue print

[red hamlet]

halooo

[red hamlet]

yes you do

[brisk bone]

also what should i copy with the blue print

[red hamlet]

tbf you could sell a trib for the blueprint
it becomes a net neutral play
and then sel the showman for another blueprint again

[brisk bone]

Yorik or photo?

[red hamlet]

what's yorick at

[slim junco]

Whar

[brisk bone]

x 11

[red hamlet]

yeah copy yorick

[brisk bone]

okkk

[copper canopy]

nah im actually dumb i just realised that the trib is stuck trib but if i sell that for a bp it can be another trib AND another perkeo 😭

[brisk bone]

yeah obviously whu did i even ask i cant count😭

a blue print or brain storm is always better than a copy of another card

because the blue/brain can be a copy of any of your jokers

its more flexible

but also wht do u wanna hold onto showman

[red hamlet]

more blueprints

[copper canopy]

do i sell a trib for baron or nah? im playing rn red seal holo lucky kings but can easily convert into steels then death/cryptid them

[opaque shard]

I only need 9 jokers to get c+-

C++

[copper canopy]

flush fives and just got observatory^

[red hamlet]

It'd be a huge pivot

[copper canopy]

do you think i can get naninf with what i have rn?

never got it before so idk what id need to hit

[red hamlet]

If you can get baron mime and enough cryptids, yeah

[opaque shard]

I mean it'd be hard to get Pluto levels

But it could work

[red hamlet]

You need around 44 cryptids (88 red steel kings), baron, mime and 3 copy jokers

You got 4 copy jokers, got a cryptid in consumables and a perkeo to get hella copies

[copper canopy]

i could just spend a few rounds copying pluto cos i got 5 perkeo if you count my bp

[opaque shard]

Keeping these stats for later

[red hamlet]

Balatro University has a proper video on it

[copper canopy]

so if i wanna get it then what would i sell for baron/mime?

[opaque shard]

I still remember the run I could've gotten naneinf in but lost cuz I made too many bad decisions

[red hamlet]

Fuck if I know

[copper canopy]

😭

preciate the honesty gang

[red hamlet]

I don't play endless much or do baron mime stuff

I'm an ante 8 andy

(Endless is pointless, most builds die around the 300m ante)

[opaque shard]

Ig just ecto one of your jokers for mime

[junior cobalt]

true but it is fun to try it anyway

[grizzled glacier]

I used to ignore endless but now I’m endless pilled

my thing right now is trying to hit e in consecutive runs. have a streak of 4 right now

[red hamlet]

It's also just more fun to play something else

[stiff hull]

Most builds die ante 13 immediately

If you can make it past ante 13, you can make it to endless

[red hamlet]

I'd rather just go "yay, I bet ante 8 and got more stickers" then do another run or play darktide

[copper canopy]

is it better to put bp on baron or mime, or put on trib? or a mix of the 2

[red hamlet]

50/50 on baron and mime

So 2 baron, 2 mime

[copper canopy]

im glad i got the more speed options mod but it removed the ability to customise the cards with the base game card customise packs 🙁

[stray mantle]

I wish thunk would add more speed options to the base game

[vagrant ginkgo]

Howdy

[copper canopy]

yeah. if you have observatory and a shit ton of planets then going through all of them/a bunch of baron mime red steels on 4x speed would be painful

[vagrant ginkgo]

Deeeeeeeeez

[stray mantle]

Real

[vagrant ginkgo]

Rael

[vagrant ginkgo]

🥜🥜

[tight zephyr]

good enough to know about aura and hex but not good enough to tell the difference at a glance...

[obsidian salmon]

hey does anyone know if you can add mods that arnt on the balatro mod manager onto it? im trying to play the saturn mod onto it but i dont know how.

[gritty delta]

Wrong it’s not a trick question

It’s not just from a trailer

[gritty delta]

Correct answer is A! It was a deck in playtest versions of Balatro that would give you a random joker

[strong rose]

• Scholar
• Fibonacci
• Fibonacci
• Blueprint
• Cavendish

[red hamlet]

It's also a modded deck

[dreamy quiver]

anyone know how to mod balatro on xbox?

[dreamy quiver]

I have it on pc, I just got it with game pass

[red hamlet]

Can't

[dreamy quiver]

I need to have it on steam?

[red hamlet]

Not sure about gamepass version on pc, haven't been looking at the mod injector updates