I’m just curious of what yall think lol
#🎙・server-chat
ionic depot
jagged wing
Perkeo
wooden night
canio is the worst imo
jagged wing
Then tribulet
fringe fox
triboulet
ionic depot
All I have is Yorick so
jagged wing
And then chicot
wispy panther
Yorick is easily the most consistent, but Trib and Canio are more explosive if you get the right tarot pulls
ionic depot
Yorick honestly kinda sucks
jagged wing
Actually yorick is probably my #2 bc I discard a lot but usually my #3
Then chicot
Then Casio
ionic depot
Holy crap negative cards do exist what the hell do those do
Does that mean in the deck??
wispy panther
Perkeo is Perkeo, definitely the technical card to end all technical cards
You need to actually know how to play the game in order to use Perkeo, lmao
jagged wing
Canio*
north crescent
Holy crap negative cards do exist what the hell do those do
Does that mean in th...
they dont exist
jagged wing
Holy crap negative cards do exist what the hell do those do
Does that mean in th...
Wdym
jagged wing
Yorick honestly kinda sucks
Ehh depends
ionic depot
“Creates a Negative copy of 1 random consumable card in your possession at the end of the shop”
That’s Perkeo
wispy panther
Holy crap negative cards do exist what the hell do those do
Does that mean in th...
Negative is not an edition that can be applied to playing cards, in the vanilla game
ionic depot
I assumed that’s what card meant
north crescent
just a negative consumable, same as jokers
jagged wing
“Creates a Negative copy of 1 random consumable card in your possession at the e...
Yeah consumable card, which is planet and tarot
north crescent
+1 slot
ionic depot
Honestly that would be a pretty good spectral card if it made cards negative
jagged wing
Perkeo my beloved
ionic depot
Ngl
jagged wing
Honestly that would be a pretty good spectral card if it made cards negative
+1 hand size
ionic depot
YES
Everything loves doing -1 so when can we get +1
Except green joker
I hate green joker
royal zenith
groker is such a powerful joker but it is annoying to build around lol
ionic depot
Does anyone know if there’s gonna be an update with new jokers and stuff or no? I’ve been trying to find out for a while just out of curiosity
neon wren
yes, but no announce date. there'll probably be a test of some sort like last time
ionic depot
Boo
royal zenith
recently had this situation, yorick appeared from a soul card and forced me to completely sacrifice my green joker’s mult scaling lol
ionic depot
Do you guys have any new joker ideas? I’m just curious
jagged wing
I’m going to mod balatro guys wish me luck
north crescent
Do you guys have any new joker ideas? I’m just curious
look in suggestions theres a lot
jagged wing
Ok I give up I can’t mod balatro
royal zenith
pretty :)
ionic depot
I can’t mod period
wispy panther
Except green joker
I hate green joker
Incorrect opinion
wispy panther
Grimbo is part of the blessed Grimbo+Constellation/Bus combo
languid quest
Who wants balala free tomorrow if you don't got it on steam, friend I was gonna gift it too got it
jagged wing
Wait guys imagine a balatro mod which re textures all the cards to uno cards
ionic depot
Ok but what is the use of the egg
jagged wing
1-9 is ace the tough 9
ionic depot
I’m the professional egg hater
jagged wing
Through*
ionic depot
I put a suggestion
Idk if it’s a good one or not
jagged wing
I’m the professional egg hater
Egg is good don’t hate on my boy pick him up ante one and sell him ante 3 big bucks
Find what’s wrong with the picture challenge
brazen phoenix
just needs a good standard pack and little deck building 💔
magic swan
so what
mossy leaf
What happens if a joker is eternal, but also perishable/rental?
Oh perishable would just debuff
What about rental tho
mossy leaf
Find what’s wrong with the picture challenge
Strength and Death spam
jagged wing
Strength and Death spam
I call it the delusion build
cunning patio
fuck
true gyro
should I replace smth?
red hamlet
What happens if a joker is eternal, but also perishable/rental?
Can't be eternal and perishable
true gyro
looks good enough to beat ante imo, it alr did score higher
red hamlet
Eternal rental just always sucks off 3 bucks
mossy leaf
What if you have no money
red hamlet
Debt
mossy leaf
Ouxch
red hamlet
We going into negatives with that one
true gyro
should I replace smth?
does anything retrigger half joker that I dont know?
red hamlet
Nothing
mossy leaf
Put a red seal on it
languid quest
young bolt
know that the run is unloseable when you get this joker
magic swan
that manga is deranged
always was
languid quest
true gyro
pretty happy with this
acoustic jay
Who wants balala free tomorrow if you don't got it on steam, friend I was gonna ...
I mean; if you're offering... I have someone I wanted to get it for X3
sudden adder
1.5x mult
true gyro
Who wants balala free tomorrow if you don't got it on steam, friend I was gonna ...
🙋 probably for a friend too
lofty hull
know that the run is unloseable when you get this joker
One of my favorite Jokers 
young bolt
One of my favorite Jokers <:wheel_of_fortune:1185786365514891354>
break the game tho in a bad way tbh
languid quest
I meant as in I'm gifting it for my friend not me lol
Oh
true gyro
I promised to give him ultrakill and didnt
languid quest
K
true gyro
languid quest
I promised to give him ultrakill and didnt
I will tomorow
true gyro
ty bro ❤️
lofty hull
break the game tho in a bad way tbh
If you know how to use it 😎🗿
rare yew
hello there gamers
rare yew
no way
untold kayak
Just got the game today and I'm already addicted
untold kayak
I just ordered a bunch of indian food
Ive never had indian food, am I missing out?
rare yew
it slaps
true gyro
I've heard the same about you!
Now I know how Justin Beiber fans felt like
true gyro
Ive never had indian food, am I missing out?
It rocks
young bolt
hello there gamers
rare yew
I'm getting veggie pakora
veggie pakora is the least healthy way to eat vegetables
and I'm here for it
untold kayak
At least you're eating veggies
young bolt
At least you're eating veggies
true gyro
veggie pakora is the least healthy way to eat vegetables
They taste so good though ❤️❤️❤️
Top 10 dishes oat
rare yew
that's the problem!
rare yew
Top 10 dishes oat
fr
true gyro
Dude it's like whenever I make some I just really wanna eat vegetables to feel healthy but then it's full of oil
Oh yeah
If I may, I have a question on my mind
Can a game developer gift his game to someone for free on steam?
upper bramble
Finished my homemade balatro tcg because I live in the Nemo point
mortal birch
I acquired my jimbo
young bolt
Finished my homemade balatro tcg because I live in the Nemo point
there's a goddamn balatro board game??
true gyro
I made one
If you would sell how much for 1
young bolt
If you would sell how much for 1
9000000 chips
upper bramble
If you would sell how much for 1
Its just the common jokers and playing cards and a board
It was like 5$ printing it all in smth similar to cardboard
Basically it's a balatro multiplayer board game lightly based on Texas hold em
rare yew
I acquired my jimbo
It's jombus
true gyro
Basically it's a balatro multiplayer board game lightly based on Texas hold em
Texas hold em are my favorite kind of poker ngl
Though that makes me wonder
Do you have chips for them?
mortal birch
It's jombus
jombus my beloved <3
upper bramble
Jombo
rare yew
Jumba
upper bramble
Do you have chips for them?
Like in a week I'll make some, rn I am just using some plastic yellow squares
true gyro
Pretty cool! I would like to play some multiplayer balatro lol
mortal birch
Jomba
young bolt
jimibo
upper bramble
Pretty cool! I would like to play some multiplayer balatro lol
Tomorrow I'll do some testing
true gyro
jamoba
rare yew
James Bo
mortal birch
Jimmy Bozo
upper bramble
The jokers are nerfed and adapted to be silly in a multiplayer enviroment
rare yew
Gary McCready
upper bramble
Creator of Balatro is named Balatrez?
Spanish version of John Balatro is called Balatro Balatrez
young bolt
Edmund McJumbo
true gyro
Spanish version of John Balatro is called Balatro Balatrez
Local Balatrez
buoyant orbit
Spanish version of John Balatro is called Balatro Balatrez
Balatros balatrez esta jugando balatros
upper bramble
Balatros balatrez esta jugando balatros
Yas
young bolt
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234201000634744892/1266200350889611395/f...
+7 cat points
buoyant orbit
On grave
rare yew
careful not to rustle your jimbos
young bolt
careful not to rustle your jimbos
it's jumbis
rare yew
kk so apparently you can buy a real gros michel banana
young bolt
Ena bbq pfp +90 aura points
now go ENA! and get a LIFE! this will be your quest for today!
rare yew
there's a place in Florida that grows them
lost lake
michel is so cool
rare yew
I want to try one
buoyant orbit
Thats
Lovelt
I had a straight baba
Banana
A literal straight banana no curves
Just straight
There is no curve
Just a straight banan
💔
upper bramble
wait
young bolt
Mmmmmmm potasium
deltarune reference
young bolt
No only potasium
upper bramble
technically i can say the creator of balatro saw my crappy board game
young bolt
technically i can say the creator of balatro saw my crappy board game <:blueprin...
he didn't 😹
buoyant orbit
young bolt
skibidi toilet
upper bramble
ye
strong rose
negegg
queen escarp
its going to be a banger run chat
red torrent
Deja+glass+poly+Queen☠️
buoyant orbit
#positivism
young bolt
i wanna murder someone
upper bramble
i wanna murder someone
junior flame
i wanna murder someone
What about me?
young bolt
<:nope:1185786259562573946>
young bolt
What about me?
willow reef
quiet harbor
queen escarp
.................................................
analog berry
Look for lucha
pallid sapphire
Remember, if the game even has an idea you have a face card build, the plant's gonna be around the corner
late plant is oof
strong rose
YEAHHHHHHHHH
fire
queen escarp
Remember, if the game even has an idea you have a face card build, the plant's g...
A HAAHA HAAHA HAH AHAHA HA HHA
I SURVIVED
strong rose
a
pallid sapphire
A HAAHA HAAHA HAH AHAHA HA HHA
I SURVIVED
zamn very nice
young bolt
young bolt
my favorite character from my favorite game, red from angry birds
jagged wing
my favorite character from my favorite game, red from angry birds
No big red is best
queen escarp
sigh it was a good run
but i got only 1 gold sticker
shoot the moon
jagged wing
sigh it was a good run
but i got only 1 gold sticker
shoot the moon
Shoot the moon my beloved
opaque shard
A HAAHA HAAHA HAH AHAHA HA HHA
I SURVIVED
The plant has wilted
buoyant orbit
Well that was sad
opaque shard
Shoot the moon my befuckyousometimes
jagged wing
opaque shard
The powers of mafs
gusty aspen
made these for a school assignment
pallid sapphire
on god move the king to the right
gusty aspen
chad sizing is a little off but yeah
pallid sapphire
king's x1.5 triggering before the queens 😭
oh nvm I didn't watch all of it
ggs
dusky oasis
made these for a school assignment
Converting your school to photochad i see
gusty aspen
precisely
fluid mountain
is chicot exploit permenant?
fervent haven
?
sick summit
Someone tell balatro specter to lose his streak soon otherwise it discentivizes local thunk to update balatro
full zinc
This is unseeded and a very good run
tardy eagle
yooo its the real localthunk
full zinc
Feel free to steal the seed :)
random jungle
Finally here
full zinc
yooo its the real localthunk
Lol
full zinc
That's cool ngl
tardy eagle
i was planning to get one myself, and it looks cool in the picture
so i might actually do it 
random jungle
I think they stopped making them a few months ago
narrow bronze
Peak
random jungle
Like there was a purchase deadline
narrow bronze
What
shy heart
everywhere i go, he finds me...
boreal niche
half tusk
me when I find the guy that planet card common jokered my sister
proper ermine
I finally beat the purple ante!! Shoutout to the invisible joker for giving me another chad and the showman for giving me another photograph!
autumn mantle
last night I flush fived reserved parking your sister
proper ermine
I keep getting defeated on ante 13. Any tips and guide for this?
cinder robin
what if there was a voucher/joker that let you use your consumable slots as joker slots and vice versa
shrewd wigeon
I keep getting defeated on ante 13. Any tips and guide for this?
Keep at it! pay attention to order of jokers, and stack up money!
proper ermine
Keep at it! pay attention to order of jokers, and stack up money!
The order of the joker is already the best i can get in this round. Shoutout to the guy that tell me that the showman can give the same joker
brave saddle
balls
brazen phoenix
hi there balatros
sick summit
I keep getting defeated on ante 13. Any tips and guide for this?
The game was designed for ante 8. You need retriggering xmult or baron mine tech for higher than 12 pretty much
brazen phoenix
yeah its true
proper ermine
The game was designed for ante 8. You need retriggering xmult or baron mine tech...
What joker do i use again?
fresh spruce
what's the 4finger straight flush about
I'm personally partial to 4 finger full house
brazen phoenix
what is 4 finger full house
waxen trail
Do yall know roffle lite?
fresh spruce
what is 4 finger full house
2 pair turns to a full house
brazen phoenix
so true
pine bramble
First ever win
tawny pasture
Congrats!
opaque shard
Gg
sick summit
what's the 4finger straight flush about
You have 5 cards. 4 are a straight, 4 are a flush, so those 5 cards make straight flush
fresh spruce
oh that's dumb
sick summit
No it's cool
fresh spruce
if 4 are straight and flush I'm fine
opaque shard
If you put Midas mask in the middle of two vampires the second vampire won't suck the gold cards if they were gold already
fresh spruce
but no mixing and matching
opaque shard
If they had an enhancement
cinder robin
Has anyone ever reached a naneinf amount of cards in deck?
opaque shard
I think that might be a bug
sick summit
That's intentional
whole marsh
ive played almost 50 hours in the last week since getting the game and im only a handful of unlocks away from working on the real meat of the game
but there's one unlock in particular that i have no idea how to reasonably get
how in the world do you get 100mil in one hand? the best ive managed so far is about 50m with a ludicrously lucky setup
whole marsh
the other unlocks i need are a couple of legendary jokers and the final deck from gold stake
opaque shard
I guess the easiest way to unlock it would be getting high planet cards + glass cards and almost all xmult jokers
opaque shard
I got canio in the abandoned deck
Rip
whole marsh
are there any decks that make finding soul cards easier
opaque shard
Nah
wanton steeple
Not really soul cards are just random
whole marsh
😔
wanton steeple
It's like a wild shiny pokemon in the wild
whole marsh
i've seen it maybe half a dozen times and its almost always the red one
wanton steeple
RNG just gotta be on ur side
opaque shard
But if you want to pretend they're less rare you can play ghost deck and find omen globe
Also get an oops all 6's I highly doubt it'll increase the odds too but again, pretend 
high drift
Can chat choose me a deck to gold stake
I have Plasma/Green deck and recently I got Anaglyph as gold staked now
junior flame
I have Plasma/Green deck and recently I got Anaglyph as gold staked now
Checkered could be a fun one
experiment with flushes
❤️
full zinc
how in the *world* do you get 100mil in one hand? the best ive managed so far is...
Ive seen it happen
whole marsh
i think i need to study up somehow
solar portal
got oops all sixes and bloodstone in a pack where i could only pick one
doomed yaoi
umbral hazel
I'm jonklering!!!!
magic swan
proud marsh
Spades #1 since the beginning
wary finch
Clubs 🕴️
sick summit
Clubs because seeing double and agate are both great https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1jnn81a/how_many_jokers_does_each_card_have_a_direct/
magic swan
Spades is more elegant
sick summit
Also clubs have ironclad silent defect
sick summit
Bloodstone is misprint xmult. Misprint is bad, therefore bloodstone is bad.
lost kindle
not if you have an oops
if you have opps
oops*
you can do bloodstone + lucky cat
w all magician cards
untold bolt
My bf keeps talking about the walmart sponsored sam walton stake. How do I unlock this? 😭
lost kindle
My bf keeps talking about the walmart sponsored sam walton stake. How do I unloc...
yummy
dry karma
lost kindle
show deck
dry karma
steady lagoon
Does the cryptid mod let you go past ante 39
pastel river
It's like a wild shiny pokemon in the wild
This has lower odds… but logically same, rng wise much harder….
pine bramble
This was a scuffed run
pastel river
Does the cryptid mod let you go past ante 39
Talisman does but talisman is built in cryptid so yeah and next time #⚙・modding-general
steady lagoon
Talisman does but talisman is built in cryptid so yeah and next time <#120950636...
Alr I didn’t see the channel
pastel river
Alr I didn’t see the channel
Yeah it’s hidden by default by discord, you gotta unhide it to see it
low hornet
balatro
opal fog
n||e||ggative happy face
lost kindle
funny guy
full zinc
Lol
tulip haven
Banana 
untold kayak
Chicot is so goated
proper ermine
Finally found the last blind. Now the blind collection is complete
steel nimbus
nice
strong crypt
Hi, new here, I have 2 questions.
- Where or who (or the list of whos) did the card arts? (or at least the tarots and base face cards)
- If I were to ask with regards to custom textures for cards (tarot or faces), would that be okay to ask here or do I need to go to modding section?
lost kindle
card arts were by localthunk and someone else
i cant reember who
custom textures would be in modding
tulip haven
Hi how do I 100% complete the game
lost kindle
unlock all jokers
tulip haven
@lost kindle thanks
untold bolt
I beat gold stake black deck...
brittle lily
why did you post a picture of every joker description lol
finite phoenix
this seed kinda nutty
untold bolt
why did you post a picture of every joker description lol
to show what everything is scaled to
hidden crown
What do you guys think the new jokers will be??
lusty stag
Hey random Q. Does the patches / updates work on Apple Arcade / iOS too or only Steam?
hidden crown
Hey random Q. Does the patches / updates work on Apple Arcade / iOS too or only ...
All devices im pretty sure
lusty stag
All devices im pretty sure
Thanks
thick moss
diamonds having the least is just saaad
lusty stag
Is it worth moving to Steam or playing on Apple Arcade same thing essentially?
thick moss
Is it worth moving to Steam or playing on Apple Arcade same thing essentially?
apple bad but thats just my opinion
hidden crown
Is it worth moving to Steam or playing on Apple Arcade same thing essentially?
I mean on steam you can mod
Plus I think it’s on sale
Otherwise it’s the same
lusty stag
I mean on steam you can mod
True. Theres the Multiplayer mod too yeah?
hidden crown
Sure thing
lusty stag
Nice. I might make the move
steel nimbus
we're so back
hidden crown
My balatro mods broke tho so I can’t use it
steel nimbus
ok do i take triboulet i think the answer is no
hidden crown
No I think the answer is yes 
hidden crown
Im just playing
steel nimbus
ok i got dna
pure needle
question, i'm going for serpent naneinf but the boss rerolls have been stuck between heart, leaf, vessel, acorn, and bull for more then 3k on rerolls is this a glitch
nvm ante 24 is a finisher Boss blind and I just found out what that was
pain
lost kindle
yo who wants to hear my terrible pick up line
dusky oasis
Balatro
lost kindle
balatro based pick up line
you may think of yourself as a clown but i think of us as serious busnos
or howerver u spell it
blazing hemlock
where would I go to ask for help understanding a error?
lost kindle
steel nimbus
e65 :D
proper ermine
GUYS QUICK QUESTION! Which joker that can increase my hand size?! I'm having a good seed rn and i want to get to naneinf if possible or a new score atleast!
proper ermine
bean or troubadour
I'll try to get it, thanks. I already run out of voucher for it because i use ectoplasm
olive herald
Burglar maybe
olive herald
Yes😃
lost kindle
would you guys take a negative supoerposition/8 ball?
stiff hull
would you guys take a negative supoerposition/8 ball?
Yes. I’ll take any negative joker.
I still think 8 ball is the second worst joker in the game, but yeah
lost kindle
yea but like
it looks so unclean
like imagine having the most cracked jokers
then a negative 8ball
zinc kite
would you guys take a negative supoerposition/8 ball?
Only if it’s endless and not early antes
stiff hull
then a negative 8ball
Who cares? I just want the gold sticker
lost kindle
fair
stiff hull
And I’m doing that on 8 ball without a negative
Because 8 ball sucks.
I still think seance is the worst joker in the game tho
lost kindle
but
stiff hull
Yes, behind obelisk. Because I actually like obelisk
lost kindle
Yes, behind obelisk. Because I actually like obelisk
obelisk in underrated
stiff hull
a negative seance has more benefit than negative 8ball
True, but then all uncommons are better negative cause of baseball card
proper ermine
Failed to beat ante 13. But hey, new score
I literally just watched the explained video about naneinf lmao
I didn't expect the steel card can be this good
lost kindle
negative swash?
stiff hull
I have played a straight flush maybe 15 times in every run I’ve had and that’s being generous. Seance might work if you fix checkered deck right, but even then, it’s value for what you get is AWFUL
proper ermine
But i was immature so i end up failed even though i know i can beat it if i was smart about it
stiff hull
I think that if there’s going to be a straight flush joker it should be like the other rares. X5 for playing a straight flush or something
I hate straight flush.
lost kindle
if someone ever had a successful run w straight flushes MAINLY, i will (prob not) give you money
proper ermine
Lmao
formal merlin
i had a successful run where i spent all my double tags on an orbital for straight flush on ante 8
proper ermine
Like that cluld ever happen
west spear
I have played a straight flush maybe 15 times in every run I’ve had and that’s b...
If anything most spectrals are actively detrimental for straight flushes
formal merlin
i had a successful run where i spent all my double tags on an orbital for straig...
happened to be running seance at the time but it did nothing of value the whole run
west spear
It's just that the nieche it's not for strushing runs
It's mainly for spectral needing ones
lost kindle
would dna + sixth sense be cracked or would it be useles
west spear
Yeah kinda cracked but then again it's only one per blind
Plus no DNA value apart from not running out
Spencer is just someone you want to pivot out of after you get his worth
lost kindle
whos spencer
west spear
(Removing 6s and maybe fishing for a god spectral)
west spear
whos spencer
Six sense
west spear
Its good though, reliably per round generation
lost kindle
you could just keep fishing for better spectral cards
cos the 6s never go down or up
west spear
Just so long as you have patience and enough scoring to make the -2 joker slots used
west spear
cos the 6s never go down or up
Which is a bit of a problem because six sense is good as a temporary trading card
Because he removes 6s
Which can hardly be strengthen into something useful
While giving you something worthwhile
quaint halo
Baller B)
fresh spruce
white stake is easy but I'm getting my ass beat by anything much higher
I main'y just can't keep up with the blinds
I can manage everything else, I just can't get builds that score high enough fast enough
quaint halo
Anyone know what I can get rid of for Mime?
fresh spruce
let us peep the deck
quaint halo
west spear
It's an abandoned run.. you're gonna see an abandoned deck
brittle lily
idk why people say gold stake is hard this seems easy to me smh
fresh spruce
choices
fresh spruce
It's an abandoned run.. you're gonna see an abandoned deck
yea but I'm so used to face card builds cause they're just better
(ton more synergies)
north bane
Anyone know what I can get rid of for Mime?
If you haven't decided yet id say axe the trading card and fish for hanging man
north bane
idk why people say gold stake is hard this seems easy to me smh
GET OUT
north bane
Ahhh excellent
I'm cooked
Inconsequential though this was a casual run
WE LIVED????????
I really misjudged the hand I guess
quaint halo
Never thought I'd have a build where dusk and card sharp aren't doing anything
brittle lily
idk why people say gold stake is hard this seems easy to me smh
update btw
slim junco
Yellow deck so good...
brittle lily
No small blind first skip into blueprint is just op
even without yellow deck I would still have mult blueprint and rebate before ante 1 boss, something like plasma deck would be way easier
pastel briar
brittle lily
boss is verdant so it actually saved the run from needing to sell dna
queen escarp
Welp it was a good first run
Wait huh
Seed tutorial?
I wonder how far people got on this seed
brittle lily
Isnt there a tutorial naneinf out there?
onyx sorrel
There is.
onyx sorrel
DrSpectred
slim junco
Isnt there a tutorial naneinf out there?
queen escarp
Yoooo chat
I heard wild cards are getting buff
So excited about it
I like them already
finite phoenix
I wonder how far people got on this seed
actually im kinda curious how far i can get without routing
brittle lily
baron gold sticker yippee ||gold stake pb 😔 ||
vivid island
north pebble
frl🙏💔🥀
slim junco
frrrrr 🙏
lost kindle
what is this unemployemtn
north pebble
how have you guys never heard frl
slim junco
what is this unemployemtn
Frfrfr
lost kindle
how have you guys never heard frl
"heard" br n shkspr 💔
north pebble
"heard" br n shkspr 💔
😭🥀
slim junco
Nahh 💔 🥀
lost kindle
nahh unc 🥀
slim junco
Just get a job bro 💔 😭 🙏
north pebble
I HAVE ONE😭🥀💔
lost kindle
js gt a licesnce vro 💔
north pebble
got that too
lost kindle
aw hell naw gng 💔
slim junco
I HAVE ONE😭🥀💔
0/10 rgbt 💔 🙏
north pebble
nah jk on the baby part
lost kindle
js slide it in qro 🥀💔
north pebble
you guys just making shit up at this point 💔
slim junco
💔 💔 😭
lost kindle
"sht" br nt shkspr 🥀💔
north pebble
Malaria is typing😛
inner tiger
How long did it take you guys to beat black deck gold stake for the first time
slim junco
"sht" br nt shkspr 🥀💔
"br" wt s ts srv abt 💔 🙏
narrow flume
EIGHT 𝒫𝑜𝓁𝓎𝒸𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒 FINGERS
inner tiger
Malaria is typing😛
Hi
slim junco
How long did it take you guys to beat black deck gold stake for the first time
Like, 5 runs
north pebble
EIGHT 𝒫𝑜𝓁𝓎𝒸𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒 FINGERS
2 card flush💔🥀
lost kindle
"fingers" br js wrt n essy🥀💔
slim junco
js pt the strght run n t bg 🙏 🥀
lost kindle
dawg WE chopped🥀💔
queen escarp
Man I've been playing on gold stake for too long
White stake feels too easy
slim junco
dawg **WE** chopped🥀💔
Frfr 😭 🙏
slim junco
Man I've been playing on gold stake for too long
White stake feels too easy
Frfrfr
My first White Stake was a nightmare
inner tiger
Like, 5 runs
Cap wtf
Maybe u got a lucky ass seed
I feel it's destined to fail even if you're perfect maybe half the time
inner tiger
Oh that'll do it
slim junco
I feel it's destined to fail even if you're perfect maybe half the time
Frfrfr
Anyways, I'm never playing black deck again.
inner tiger
I almost had it. I got greedy and wanted to give invisible joker a gold sticker.
😭😭😭. Here's a story in 3 pictures
finite phoenix
I feel it's destined to fail even if you're perfect maybe half the time
iirc even dr.spectered said he only wins 20% of his black deck runs or smth
slim junco
I almost had it. I got greedy and wanted to give invisible joker a gold sticker.
Having the Invisible Joker tweaking must be some type of mental torture 💔
plain folio
yo where can i contact the official balatro staff team
inner tiger
iirc even dr.spectered said he only wins 20% of his black deck runs or smth
I just heard that. He said it was 10% and not it's about 30%
plain folio
was just looking on roblox and aint this copyright infringement: https://www.roblox.com/games/73949531987012/Balarox-Card-Game
slim junco
Having the Invisible Joker tweaking must be some type of mental torture 💔
My brain just tell me: "Sell the Invisible Joker, don't be silly"
inner tiger
I just heard that. He said it was 10% and not it's about 30%
Which if he means like every seed, and not just ones he chooses not to restart. That's so impressive
west sky
<:gato:1349521080359850115>
There is cat again bro…
west sky
HAHAHA
west sky
What's happening
The cat.
west sky
<:gato:1349521080359850115>
Dis dude
languid quest
I'm back
slim junco
"Dis"
fallen lava
should I get rid of Blue joker? just spamming pairs
fallen lava
black Deck, purple stake
west sky
black Deck, purple stake
Thats hell.
fallen lava
you're telling me 
west sky
Did you reroll?
fallen lava
what do you mean?
west sky
In the shop, did you reroll?
fallen lava
it's still at $5 so no
i was wondering if the extra X from stencil was worth giving up the chips
west sky
Would be a great combo with the “played hand previously” joker ( i forgot the name )
languid quest
Would be a great combo with the “played hand previously” joker ( i forgot the na...
Super
Nova
fallen lava
yes. that's what I've been doing.
narrow flume
EIGHT 𝒫𝑜𝓁𝓎𝒸𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒 FINGERS
last run for some unknown reason failed but then got blessed start 🙏
native viper
i've reach infinity
rose sorrel
onyx sorrel
What do I do 😭 I shouldn't have done the to do list infinite 🦕
Blue joker is most likely sold.
94 chips and likely will decrease due to discards is not worth it
Worst you could get in the soul is yorick or canio
Or perkeo
Canio is not bad too honestly
inner tiger
I would keep the chip for now. Honestly, I don't see any reason ur not about to win that run lol
But I've been fucked before by simply selling a foiled card bc I had all xmult no chip
rough bison
god gives his hardest battles to his hottest soldiers (i did this to myself)
inner tiger
You need better flat mult tho. Supernova only works when you spam just one type
narrow flume
Goodbye satellite, gone but not forgotten 🥀 🥀 🥀
inner tiger
god gives his hardest battles to his hottest soldiers (i did this to myself)
I feel like I get an ante 1 $10 blueprint every day 😢
rough bison
yellow deck calls you like evil peter
inner tiger
You need better flat mult tho. Supernova only works when you spam just one type
Oh ur doing exactly that nvm
granite girder
Is there a mod that prevents shop wildcards from repeating
rough bison
huh
queen escarp
gold stake is a misery, misery
rough bison
my years of perseverance
solar portal
js pt the strght run n t bg 🙏 🥀
i cnt fkn rd tis
rough bison
i cannot WAIT to fumble this bag
queen escarp
good luck
solar portal
i cannot WAIT to fumble this bag
manifesting a sock and buskin
rough bison
SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL
queen escarp
when run is so ass that you have to
huh
chat should i buy the piss card
fuck it we ball
died to needle
red hamlet
John Behalo
polar hill
Джон Балатро
rough bison
mfw dzhon shows up
polar hill
جون بالاترو
rough bison
balala
red hamlet
Filet minion
rough bison
which synergies do you want? "all of them"
red hamlet
which synergies do you want? "all of them"
wild vale
is hex here good?
native ravine
is it erect?
native ravine
is hex here good?
50/50 chance itll work
queen escarp
lets do this
queen escarp
a bit of an overkill
i got.....................................
1 sticker
hooray.........
lost kindle
all that hand size for high card
west sky
Wait till bro hears about ante 39
red hamlet
Wait till bro hears about auntie
runic tundra
Add sex to belatro
rough bison
Add sex to belatro
balatromance
wanton steeple
inner tiger
Oh my god. Nothing
inner tiger
I just had cavandish die
Wow lol
meager plank
Wow lol
I only had it for like 3 or 4 rounds too
Also my 2nd time ever getting it
No all 6s either
rough bison
call that tripulet
inner tiger
I sold a joker and closed the game and the joker just came back and I'm stuck
FUCK this was a good run I had great economy and was about to get smear and flower pot
robust dawn
btw yall know who started the "Niteshade stole my bike" comments on balatro videos?
I didn't steal anything
lost kindle
why'd u steal my bike
robust dawn
why'd u steal my bike
Nah
sand raft
have mercy john balala
silk portal
lost kindle
showman moment
meager plank
Finally unlocked blueprint
wanton steeple
how tf u get these seeds
the best seed I got was two soul cards
and one was canio on abandoned deck
red hamlet
how tf u get these seeds
Simple
wanton steeple
slim shuttle
lost kindle
lost kindle
I am balatro
hello john battlo
meager plank
hello john battlo
Common misconception, the names Bob Balatro
rough bison
wasnt playing my best but i never even saw blueprint once lmao
lost kindle
Common misconception, the names Bob Balatro
hello bob barltkeo
meager plank
hello bob barltkeo
Howdy
meager plank
What if there was a mod for balatro where instead of getting chips you bet chips and instead of getting more cards and stuff you just had the original 52, and then you can add other players and bet chips to see who has the best balatro hands
lost kindle
what if there was a mod in balatro where you walk into this fancy looking, bright place, with a bunch of slot machines and green tables, and rather than using jokers to get chips, you use your own money for chips
wouldnt that be concerning?
slim junco
What if there was a mod for balatro where instead of getting chips you bet chips...
I think that’s a game inspired by balatro
meager plank
what if there was a mod in balatro where you walk into this fancy looking, brigh...
That sounds awesome
slim junco
It’s called “poker” kinda a rip off of balatro
lost kindle
yeaa
red hamlet
It’s called “poker” kinda a rip off of balatro
balatro is a league of legends rip off anyways
lost kindle
and the place should be called a "casino"
meager plank
what if there was a mod in balatro where you walk into this fancy looking, brigh...
Do you make sure in that bright place there are no windows, clocks, or straight hallways?
slim junco
balatro is a league of legends rip off anyways
You monster
meager plank
It’s called “poker” kinda a rip off of balatro
I am not trying to catch a case by poking her, I think I’ll steer away from it.
lost kindle
Do you make sure in that bright place there are no windows, clocks, or straight ...
only a hell ton of led lights brighter than the sun
meager plank
only a hell ton of led lights brighter than the sun
Maybe add free food so even if you lose it all you still feel like you’re winning?
lost kindle
Maybe add free food so even if you lose it all you still feel like you’re winnin...
they give free food?
red hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-anime-omg-wtf-cant-unsee-gif-5159766
also league is free
lost kindle
i had no prior knowledge of this
slim junco
while balatro is made yb a greedy dev
Yeah we’re really gambling here
meager plank
they give free food?
Mine does, like appetizers are just kinda given to you if you want them
lost kindle
i lve in a country w no casino
meager plank
usually its drinks isnt it
The one by me gives samples I think
I’m 17 I am not allowed there
meager plank
Dangit
slim junco
https://tenor.com/view/greedy-pot-yu-gi-oh-yugioh-gif-1156091889875709808
“I play pot of greed to draw 2 additional cards from my deck!”
lost kindle
https://tenor.com/view/slim-shady-eminem-snail-gif-5695035155471060234
ts so me🥀💔
slim junco
https://tenor.com/view/slim-shady-eminem-snail-gif-5695035155471060234
I wish you a slow and horrible end of your balatro run
meager plank
I wish you a slow and horrible end of your balatro run
I’ve only won 6 times
lost kindle
i wish you lost on ante 16 with incredible jokers, losing by 1 singular chip
meager plank
i wish you lost on ante 16 with incredible jokers, losing by 1 singular chip
Jokes on you, I’ve never even made it to ante 12 😎
slim junco
i wish you lost on ante 16 with incredible jokers, losing by 1 singular chip
I lost once when I had a perfect run going with blue print baron brainstorm and mime cause I forgot that psychic is a thing
red hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/greedy-pot-yu-gi-oh-yugioh-gif-1156091889875709808
explodes your chips
meager plank
I lost once when I had a perfect run going with blue print baron brainstorm and ...
One time I lost on ante 1 because I thought it was play 1 hand type not play 1 hand
lost kindle
I lost once when I had a perfect run going with blue print baron brainstorm and ...
top 10 non-plasma moments
slim junco
top 10 non-plasma moments
Painted deck is best deck
slim junco
I had dna and a glass ace so I thought “hey I’ll just copy the glass ace”
Oh boy
meager plank
Painted deck is best deck
No the best deck is the friends we made along the way
lost kindle
explodes your chips
deletes your xmult
meager plank
deletes your xmult
Hey that just happened to me in my last run
meager plank
My French banana got deleted 2 times in 1 run
slim junco
My French banana got deleted 2 times in 1 run
meager plank
When the better French banana dies can you still get it back
lost kindle
ive never met someone named gros
meager plank
ive never met someone named gros
I’ve met some gros people
slim junco
ive never met someone named gros
Imagine naming your child gros
lost kindle
frenchie
slim junco
https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-omori-omori-red-omori-chara-omori-kill-gif-15...
No no no no
meager plank
lost kindle
yabbadabbadoo 💔
meager plank
yabbadabbadoo 💔
I like her music
lost kindle
I like her music
lost kindle
https://tenor.com/view/send-this-to-someone-who-looks-like-this-send-this-cat-si...
ts ltrly me 🥀💔
lost kindle
mods remove his reproductive organs
red hamlet
deletes your xmult
bro does not even play darktide
meager plank
mods remove his reproductive organs
meager plank
What’s a femboy 💔🪫
red hamlet
One time I lost on ante 1 because I thought it was play 1 hand type not play 1 h...
also uhm 
you can't get needle OR the mouth in ante 1
lost kindle
i a fetus 🥀💔
lost kindle
What’s a femboy 💔🪫
can you be my femboy
red hamlet
What’s a femboy 💔🪫
feminine boy
meager plank
also uhm <:LekkiNerd:1066574748416487505> you can't get needle OR the mouth in a...
Oh man I have a bad memory
lost kindle
meager plank
Oh man I have a bad memory
How to upgrade
slim junco
can you be my femboy
slim junco
but you need 500$ to upgrade it
What ze hell
meager plank
but you need 500$ to upgrade it
In this economy?????
slim junco
https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-gif-27265526
red hamlet
In this economy?????
economy in shambles
dark obsidian
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
meager plank
economy in shambles
You just own Dow jones? That’s awesome, how are you doing Mr. Jones?
lost kindle
https://tenor.com/view/omori-gif-20702141
im gonna make a mess up your photos
slim junco
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
It’s John balltro
lost kindle
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
john bartlo jr
slim junco
im gonna make a mess up your photos
How dare you
meager plank
red hamlet
based
lost kindle
slim junco
https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-gif-27378462
Hey man posting my selfies is not nice 💔
red hamlet
slim junco
I took that in confidence
lost kindle
(i was in france)
slim junco
(i was in france)
Are you French?
limber patio
Hi
lost kindle
Hey man posting my selfies is not nice 💔
lost kindle
Are you French?
no
meager plank
i was in paris at the time
Who was in Paris
dapper crystal
is the black deck just awful or something?
slim junco
Who was in Paris
red hamlet
is the black deck just awful or something?
yes
slim junco
is the black deck just awful or something?
Yes.
lost kindle
yea
red hamlet
Who was in Paris
fellas
meager plank
https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245
Haha you saved my
Gif
slim junco
I got one of my highest runs on it
meager plank
dapper crystal
I've been grinding it I thought I was just awful not being able to beat ante 6 
slim junco
But it was after like 60 tries
lost kindle
https://tenor.com/view/nct127-jaehyun-gif-20438598
ts me (i aint even east asian) 🥀💔
red hamlet
I've been grinding it I thought I was just awful not being able to beat ante 6 <...
having 1 extra joker does not make up the loss of 1 hand (you lose 1 dollar gain per round + safety net)
dapper crystal
But it was after like 60 tries
it's entirely based on getting a good joker before the end of the first ante
meager plank
ts me (i aint even east asian) 🥀💔
I always thought it was a white kid going the sheesh face
slim junco
it's entirely based on getting a good joker before the end of the first ante
Half joker is pretty good
slim junco
ts me (i aint even east asian) 🥀💔
I wonder if there’s a Russian one
dapper crystal
<:LekkiThumbsUp:589157710025457686> having 1 extra joker does not make up the lo...
it's built for late game massive one hands
lost kindle
I always thought it was a white kid going the sheesh face
thats the koreans aka the white asian boys
meager plank
red hamlet
it's built for late game massive one hands
it's built like shit