🎙・server-chat

[languid quest]

Peglin

[wary fractal]

ty

[languid quest]

Peggle mixed with rougelike shit

Very fun

3 gyatt holes

I'm hot

[opaque shard]

I'm moreso wondering what yellow stake would've been

[steel nimbus]

this isnt even good for me but i'm doing anyway because its funny

i mean it's good for me but like

i saw two specral packs and said why not

nevermind i have actual mult so that's nice

[shy dove]

ableism in the joker poker server 🐈

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling!!!!!!!

[steel nimbus]

you didn't think before you talked so you can't complain

anyone can take a joke, jokes made in bad faith are not good to have

i'm literally the voice of reason here

i don't make fun of dissabled people :)

it is

[royal zenith]

comparing something to a disabled person as an insult implies being disabled is worthy of insulting

[steel nimbus]

it is a dis because you're saying that the trait is bad and thus are making that joke at the expense of disabled people

even if the person you're talking to isn't

"i'm so ugly" shrek says, which implies that fiona, who is alsso an ogre, is also ugly.

no, because it depends on the thing

[thorny ice]

this card is NOT common bro why are they lying

[steel nimbus]

LMAO

"you're a snowflake" says the guy who is sad he can't be edgy anymore

boo hoo

make better jokes

[royal zenith]

it happens when gros michel dies earlier in the run but once that happens it has the same chance of appearing as other commons

[steel nimbus]

being white is common

being an ogre is not

[thorny ice]

oHHHHHHHHHHH TY

[royal zenith]

least fragile andrew tate worshipper:

[steel nimbus]

are you now going to make fun of me for being disabled?

[royal zenith]

np

[steel nimbus]

ah there you go

it do be a slur

[thorny ice]

what is going on in this chat

[steel nimbus]

this is alsos imply false

you didnt censor it

i am not assumptive

the burden of proof is on the plaintiff

[royal zenith]

@steel nimbus let’s just ignore the 12 year old, they’re just being pedantic to waste our time

[steel nimbus]

yea

i mean im playing balatro

actually this is a good run

i'm cooking fr

[royal zenith]

Nice

what’s hologram at?

[steel nimbus]

2.75

i need to get it more

but i havent gotten standard packs in a bit or anything

[royal zenith]

yea

[steel nimbus]

and i dont have like

jokers that give me cards

[royal zenith]

yea certificate or smth would work well with that

it’s always fun when i get certificate then see hologram later in the run when i wasn’t expecting it lol

[steel nimbus]

this emote is chill actually

[royal zenith]

turns the run into a free win :P

[steel nimbus]

🤓 this one's less good but i wont actually call that one out because i don't think the callout is valid

i have learned many jokes

[upper bramble]

do yall think 32 jokers on my balatro multiplayer tcg is enough?

[steel nimbus]

uhhh maybe

[upper bramble]

like u can only have 2 at a time

10 or 4

[steel nimbus]

apparently it makes fun of asians. i don't know, i don't think it does

[royal zenith]

Actually i have an idea

[shy dove]

im so unfunny i cant make jokes without making fun of people 🐈

[steel nimbus]

@uncut ember

there

i don't have either of those

i got that from emojipedia

for your information

[upper bramble]

sry confused hack description with the radio

[steel nimbus]

again it's also not an argument i am making

[shy dove]

its not a super offensive one but it feels very mean spirited and i do not like using or seeing it 🐈

[brave jacinth]

its a nerd emoji

[upper bramble]

exactly

ye

[steel nimbus]

there were other reasons listed

[royal zenith]

@swift sail iirc you said you’d insta mute anyone who said a slur, and this is a slur

[shy dove]

but either way i would not bother with that mean person dinosaur online arguments are unproductive 🐈

[upper bramble]

close enough

[brave jacinth]

oh thats crazy LMAO

[steel nimbus]

i used to have twitter and reddit, i should know, i realized this long ago and i don't waste my time

[brave jacinth]

new slur discovered

i didnt even know that one existed

im fascinated

[royal zenith]

yea i didn’t know about that one either but it is one

[shy dove]

crazy i was crazy once 🐈

[brave jacinth]

no i meant the other thing

[shy dove]

they locked me in a room a rubber room 🐈

[steel nimbus]

i'm cooking wtf

[shy dove]

a rubber room with rats 🐀 🐈

[steel nimbus]

another invisible joker

[brave jacinth]

okay time to not check on this server again for 3 months

[shy dove]

im sure you can imagine what a cat with a rat entails 🐈

[brave jacinth]

toodles

dont contact me

[swift sail]

No, it’s a slur and you’ve been warned a bunch of times

Bye!

[steel nimbus]

UES

DISCORD

THERE

[brave jacinth]

everyone clapped

[royal zenith]

ty vonnegut

[shy dove]

vonnegoat 🐈

[upper bramble]

they are really seeing hologram

[royal zenith]

hologram naneinf incoming

[upper bramble]

how much was jimbo payed for posing as 70% of jokers

[terse ferry]

nothing

[royal zenith]

$4

[upper bramble]

oh okay

[shy dove]

+4 mult 🐈

[untold bolt]

Found myself wioth riffraff

[royal zenith]

nice

[upper bramble]

damn

[royal zenith]

It’s always weird when judgements or riff raffs give negatives lol

[steel nimbus]

silly

i could potentially pivot to baron but i won't be sure about it

anyway i'm going to have dinner with friends so no gamba for now idk

[prime glen]

I FOUND A SOUL AND ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED

FUCK MY LIFE

[upper bramble]

restart the whole game and seed it to dont miss it

||and get chicot...||

[dark sandal]

what the hell, sure (didnt hex the 1st rebate, got it al naturale)

[upper bramble]

balatro seeding is powered by hopes and dreams

[prime glen]

You don’t unlock stuff in seeds

[upper bramble]

and?

[dark sandal]

i have many of those

[upper bramble]

zamn

[dark sandal]

never ask zoe what the hell are her runs, even she doesnt know

[dreamy mulch]

so anyone know what caused the all ten spades see to exist?

[sly grove]

hear me out, this will be either cancer or absolute cinema:
Pink Stake: destroys every joker that's weak to your current boss blind (for example: once you get to The Head, it destroys the Lusty Joker in your inventory)

[upper bramble]

meth and math

[dreamy mulch]

isn't that the whole game tho

[upper bramble]

yeah but i mean

its just randomness

idk if there is some weird thing in balatro code making weird things like that and the two souls in ante 2 seed

[sick silo]

would a joker that would allow you to play six cards be broken or shit

[sly grove]

they would have to code in several more non-existent poker hands
Two Three of a kind
Three Pair
Flush Six
Straight Flush Six
Six Straight
and finally

SIX OF A KIND

[sick silo]

good
make localthunk suffer
/j

but what about a joker that makes you
lucky
idk how to put it

[sly grove]

oops all 6s

[slim junco]

Add Negative playable cards and you got yourself the easiest poker hands ever

Naneinf runs would be way easier with those

Or hell, even a joker that allows you to place tarots, planets and spectral cards from packs to your consumable slot

[sick silo]

like the wheel of fortune chances increase
bloodstone becomes a 75% chance instead of a 50%

[proper ermine]

I'm confused. How did you get the same joker from the shop without duplicating with spectral or that one joker. Like straight up from the shop, how?

Is this a mod?

[slim junco]

Showman

[dark sandal]

showman

polychrome was a coincidence

[slim junco]

Lucky one

[dark sandal]

i did not have hone btw

[sly grove]

the storekeeper watching in horror as i pull out this card and steal everything:

[dark sandal]

absolute cinema

[slim junco]

Photochadchad combo

[proper ermine]

SO THAT THE ABILITIES OF THIS JOKER?!

[dark sandal]

it turned out to be photophotochadchad

i had another photo by the end

[proper ermine]

Boy i should buy it more often

[dark sandal]

its more of a ganba

i took it cause score was settled with photo and chad

[slim junco]

Yeah
He can make jokers and cards appear regardless if you have them already or not

[sly grove]

two pair :trol:

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling?????????????

[slim junco]

Your a jorkloeing

[sly grove]

bros joeoenkling

[slim junco]

Bro had just jorokler'd

[sick silo]

who up jonkling it rn

[sly grove]

🃏

[proper ermine]

But it take up some space tho. Hopefully i can get it while it's in negative. Speaking of that, i think black deck is my favorite deck now

[finite shadow]

thunk himself said it was just an extra sprite he made cuz he likes making sprites

[slim junco]

Get showman
Showman and showman appear on the shop
Reroll
2 cavendish :D

[proper ermine]

What happen if we get 2 showman?

[slim junco]

Uhhhhhh

Yeah

[finite shadow]

you explode immediately

[dark sandal]

nothing happens

[finite shadow]

wrong. you exploide immediately

[slim junco]

Love this silly little game

[proper ermine]

Lucky

Almost finish my collection tho

[sick silo]

i finally got the real balatro
i dont have to play balatrox anymore

[finite shadow]

$15?! thats way too expensive for a joker. I wouldn't take it

[slim junco]

Delightful
Wishing you the best of luck

[sly grove]

⬛⬛⬛ 🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏
🔵3️⃣0️⃣
🟦❌🟥
⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛ ♠️♥️♥️♥️♣️

[proper ermine]

Thank, how your collection?

[proper ermine]

Since I'm on mobile, idk how this look like

[slim junco]

I need to discover one last joker

[proper ermine]

Is it legendary joker?

[slim junco]

Im unsure what decks i want to play later

[slim junco]

Nope
I got all 5 of em
Let me show a pic

[proper ermine]

...dude...that the happy face...

[slim junco]

Happy face i alr got it

[proper ermine]

Ooopse i was wrong, i know that joker, want me to show you?

[slim junco]

Oh

Steel jojer

Joker

A

[proper ermine]

Yup

Man i just used that joker not long ago

And you lacking that?

Wow you're lucky

[slim junco]

I guess its because i dont play much steel cards

Since that joker requires to have at least 1 steel to appear

[finite shadow]

steel cards are free

so good

[wet anvil]

hi chat

[finite shadow]

not a huge fan of this cant lie!

[proper ermine]

....

Steel card are easy to get and can be useful

[slim junco]

I always neglect them

[finite shadow]

Im going to neglect u

[slim junco]

I love focusing my deck on such an unreliable inconsistent gimmick such as lucky cards

[finite shadow]

me when i when

[shy dove]

flush house build fully online by ante 4

[finite shadow]

[shy dove]

vagabond + blueprint may be the most devilish combo known to man

[slim junco]

Nah

Brainstorm, egg

[finite shadow]

response i would give if bad at balatro

[slim junco]

Sell brainstorm after egg

Then sell swashbuckler

[finite shadow]

man what

why would you sell a brainstorm for egg value

and you never said swashbuck?

[sick summit]

I always pick the tarot that changes the most cards

[proper ermine]

How does this loyalty card actually work? What does it mean by 6 hands?

[thin thistle]

oh wow

[sick summit]

Suit changers and strengths and make flush houses pog

[thin thistle]

that's actaully very good

[finite shadow]

once you play 5 hands, the next one will get X4 mult

[marble beacon]

call me ski the way i bidi

[finite shadow]

laughing super hard rn along with everyone else who's laughing just as hard

[proper ermine]

WHAT?! Is this good?

[marble beacon]

thank you

[marble beacon]

no

[thin thistle]

is it ok if i know more card knowledge than joker knowledge :<

[finite shadow]

eh, can be. its not reliable since its only one every 6 hands, which is like once every round or 2

[marble beacon]

it's like a more situational mr bones

[proper ermine]

Joker knowledge is way better tbh

[proper ermine]

Ah okay got it

[thin thistle]

but flushes and straights!

[finite shadow]

wdym card knowledge

[marble beacon]

loyalty card could be useful if you don't have the mult to win the boss and you just stack it up during the normal blinds

[thin thistle]

like when to play cards and actually know what cards to discard and play,

[marble beacon]

not that important tbh

[thin thistle]

eh

[marble beacon]

jokers carry most of the game and you can easily win with low hands

[finite shadow]

what would the opposite of that be? feel like you need that in a general sense in order to win at all

[thin thistle]

jokerless?

[finite shadow]

wrong

found tha white staker

[buoyant verge]

I got my first (ill be it seeded) nan inf

[thin thistle]

WHAT

[marble beacon]

this is why you failed jimbo art school

[finite shadow]

word up playa

[marble beacon]

baron goes on to start the fourth reich and conquers the world btw

this is canon

[thin thistle]

normal joker best joker 🗿

[finite shadow]

man what

[thin thistle]

fax,

[marble beacon]

no sorry your opinion is wrong

[thin thistle]

aww man 😦

[marble beacon]

i can't believe you would post something like this

it's 2025

[thin thistle]

noooo

its 2019 >:[

[marble beacon]

you're gonna get cancelled ):

[thin thistle]

WH-

[marble beacon]

mail rebate is the best econ joker for no reason

it's like the easiest condition to fulfill and it gives you the most money maybe except for golden ticket

[tame flicker]

ALL MY HOMIES HATE VIOLET VESSEL

[azure lion]

ITS FUCKING OVER

I DID IT

[finite shadow]

Nice!

[olive spruce]

round 1 bp is so evil

[royal zenith]

Rare cubic scaling moment, the game’s beating itself rn lol

[finite shadow]

gotta LOVE IT

hit my caps lock my bad gang

[languid quest]

I ated it all

[languid quest]

My dad beats me

[marble beacon]

what joker is this?

[languid quest]

Whay

[brazen phoenix]

blue joker, square joker, boostraps, hologram, certificate? idk

[finite shadow]

Why?

great setup, insane scaling

[brazen phoenix]

yeah i know

certificate hologram goes crazy

[slim junco]

Situational indeed

[stoic tendon]

Observatory: omae wa mou shindeiru
Small Blind: Naneinf?!

[finite shadow]

okay!

[marble beacon]

this is why your dad beat you up

[stoic tendon]

you assume he did

[marble beacon]

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 RUNS

[stoic tendon]

Blueprint... dad...

[marble beacon]

are you sure?

[hallow trout]

I've never been able to get past ante 11

[slim junco]

At least you have enough money

[proud marsh]

Hes studying all the cards

[slim junco]

My game just give me DNA round 1 in EVERY deck but in green or yellow deck doesn't exist.

[proud marsh]

[slim junco]

This confirm my theory that Balatro University is, in fact, a Balatro Joker who rebelled and now is actually independent

Such peak cinema

[proud marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[steel nimbus]

i love 22 million ante 5

[royal zenith]

Yes with burglar or nacho tong since it’s basically just a better acrobat then, but otherwise no

[mystic raft]

its beaning time

wait does bean exploit work if it jumps from one bean to the other?

no

[toxic night]

I hate everything i got 1 bloodstone trigger

[true ridge]

This is why we use oops all sixes

[toxic night]

I never got it 😦

[slim junco]

Oops! all Sixes knocks on my door in the first round, and I always take it because I'm scared of missing a Bloodstone run... (Obviously, I never get it)

Bloodstone is

So

Bloody

And hard stone

[slim junco]

The game is saying you something

[plain gust]

the exact joker I needed

[slim junco]

THE WHEEL
2 in 7 cards get drawn face down

[slim junco]

Peak 🙏

[plain gust]

this was a silly run

dusk is a goated joker

[slim junco]

I mean, isn't a really hard boss blind

[meager plank]

Where is the deck where every card is drawn face down

I need it

No im thinking of a non existent deck

[slim junco]

It aint
But get 2 oops all sixes and you are most likely done if you didnt shape your deck

[meager plank]

What is oops all sixes

I do

[slim junco]

Funny dice that doubles probabilities

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/gamler-gambler-gambling-niels-neisl-gif-5534470329269101956

[slim junco]

For example

Get a 1 in 4 chance to trigger this effect
With the dice it is
Get a 2 in 4 chances

[slim junco]

Oh fuck, my brain shut down for a second JAJAJAJA

[meager plank]

Your wheel of fortune has more than my entire top 10

[meager plank]

Does it double chance that the French banana dies

[slim junco]

With all chances

I didn't remember that All sixes work on bosses

From wheel of fortune
Lucky cards
The chance for glass cards to break

[meager plank]

That’s awesome dude

Yeah

[slim junco]

And if you get a copy of the dice

The chances dupe once more

No dice: 1/4
Dice: 2/4
2 dices: 4/4

And so on

Allows to play better lucky cat decks

But disallows getting major benefit from glass cards

[meager plank]

So with enough of them the French banana upgrade will always die

[slim junco]

And one specific boss blind

[slim junco]

And you can brag about cavendish dying

Either a flex or an exposure of very bad and forced luck

[meager plank]

I have gotten gros michel in my last 3 runs and it either lasted way too long or it died and I never found the better one

[slim junco]

Very good (or poor) luck

[hidden crown]

What’s your guys’ luckiest run ever?

[meager plank]

I had 7 jokers and 2 of them had conflicting beliefs so I sold one

[hidden crown]

I once got triple blueprint and three soul cards on an unseeded run

[meager plank]

Bring a knife to a casino and you only walk out with money if you sacrifice your freedom

[slim junco]

This

Is my

Most lucky run

[meager plank]

DNA

Love hate

[slim junco]

Brainstorm and DNA negatives

[hidden crown]

Crazyyyyy

[slim junco]

Peak cinema

(I died)

[meager plank]

I don’t even know what brainstorm is 🔥

[hidden crown]

I also once somehow got thrilled chicot

Triple

[slim junco]

Like a Blueprint 🔥

[spiral ridge]

Fire 🙏

[hidden crown]

Should I send a picture

[meager plank]

I got off after getting a blueprint with 9 money 🍠🍠🍠

[hidden crown]

It’s all on my switch

[spiral ridge]

Yes

[slim junco]

Brainstorm copies ability from leftmost jonkler

[meager plank]

So you put it to copy a blueprint that is copying ancient joker and then don’t pull the suit you need and then laugh it off

[slim junco]

Indeed

Brainstorm and blueprint synergize with each other

Triple a johnkoler effect

[meager plank]

Brain storm blueprint Dna to have as many 6 of spades as you could ever ask for

[slim junco]

Me putting both right next to my astronaut and getting no value from either of the 3

[meager plank]

I don’t even have brainstorm unlocked because I’ve only ever seen 2 royal flushes and they were both before I knew about brainstorm

[hidden crown]

Ugh it’s taking forever

[meager plank]

How come when I play poker in real life my friends say it’s cheating to have a flush 5

[slim junco]

Casinos hate this simple trick:

[meager plank]

I find great humor in this

[hidden crown]

I GOT THE PICTURES

So it was actually four soul cards

I don’t even know how I got this

[slim junco]

Easy

Its white stake

[marble beacon]

play checkered and keep resetting and discarding until you make a royal flush

took me like 10 mins max

[dapper crystal]

excuse me?

[sweet mantle]

Cursed

[marble hearth]

accidentally won without rerolling 😭

i guess that's one way to get the achivement

[sweet mantle]

Theres an achievement for not rerolling?

Rerolling shop? Boss? What?

[slim junco]

Love pareidolia

[sweet mantle]

Huh

I wonder if i got that

I doubt it

Dunno where to even check lol

[marble hearth]

...steam?

[sweet mantle]

On ipad lol

Sooo

No steam

[dapper crystal]

my entire build depends on it, and it's the reason I'm going to lose the run 😭

[marble hearth]

idk i haven't played mobile version

[slim junco]

Magic of balatro
Theres always a specific boss blind that can kill your entire deck

[marble hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/kj-21-series-hyun's-dojo-community-stick-man-fight-stickman-gif-14703497139301712844

[dapper crystal]

I'm never gonna be able to buy it back

[lone cedar]

I HUT FUNNY NUMBER

[marble hearth]

live holo stone card with red seal reaction:

[slim junco]

If you could fight 2 boss blinds at once
Which would be the most lethal combo

[marble hearth]

the one that shuffles your jokers and the one that makes you sell a joker

[slim junco]

Very ouch

The Water (no discards) and the needle (play 1 hand)

[marble hearth]

i'm stupid but i wonder if there's a combo that could straight up just make you lose

no matter what you do

[dapper crystal]

@slim junco I passed the ante but what's the point now that I don't have pareidolia

it was giving me money every card played

[slim junco]

Getting it back...!!

Pareidolia is uncommon but

If you got money and overstock

Then you should be able to find it

Or with better luck

You get Photochad combo

[dapper crystal]

@slim junco

[slim junco]

Damnit

[marble hearth]

bro this image goes hard

[mental dirge]

YALL

OMG

[marble hearth]

what are you on about

LMAO

[slim junco]

"Should i pivot?"

[lone cedar]

WORLDS FIRST ANTE 47

[mental dirge]

Idk what i was thinking but i scrolled back cause I thought I recognised it and it wer Balatro

[marble hearth]

holy shit he's actually on ante 47

damn

posting it on the hub is honorable

[mental dirge]

I would send link but i don’t really wanna get banned😭

[marble hearth]

send in dms 🙏

[dapper crystal]

send it get banned it would be funny

[marble hearth]

🤨

[mental dirge]

That’s genuinely insane

[fervent haven]

Help

(160 each)

[mental dirge]

Can we find the YouTube video he was watching 😭

[dapper crystal]

bro it's insane you're sharing your goon sess with us

[lost kindle]

sell popcorn n ankh

[fervent haven]

Okay

[lost kindle]

higher chance to hit wee

[mental dirge]

It was too good not to

[fervent haven]

What the fuckkkj

[lost kindle]

didi it hit chad?

[fervent haven]

Nope

It hit wee

[lost kindle]

nice

[fervent haven]

I am getting 800 chips

Bottle?

Nah

Right?

[mental dirge]

I found the damn video😭

[fervent haven]

AAAAA

Ain’t no way

[sweet mantle]

Found it lol

Turns out i do have it

[lost kindle]

what is this intense digging

[lost kindle]

high contrast moment

[mental dirge]

I wonder if the guy knows

[undone oxide]

eternal bloodstone + brainstorm ante 1

[mental dirge]

I put a comment on his video maybe a bes although it doesn’t look like he is active

[fervent haven]

I lost :(

[fervent haven]

Nah I was fishing for twos

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-explosion-boom-scary-gif-12698863077075531789

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-achairstudios-angry-birds-gif-13899799467016896727

they should make a balatro movie

[slim junco]

Oops, all sixes

[lost kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1338519706549616702/1341449419622711296/gifmaker_me.gif

[meager plank]

Ok I’ll keep it in mind when I unlock

[obsidian relic]

we salute to the hanging chad that never showed up

[untold kayak]

Yo

[torn wraith]

Guys

Im new and i just beat the game

Yay

[stiff siren]

plant... that word will strike fear into that run

[stiff siren]

oh shit nvm

bros big chilling

[stiff siren]

ggs

[slim junco]

Guys help I’m conflicted

[stiff siren]

how much money you got?

[slim junco]

18

[stiff siren]

the funny option is to get wrath just to see a blueprint or smth but there are a lot of bad hits

its up to you if you wanna do the funny

the safe option is black hole

[slim junco]

Mmm I’m tryna win so blackhole lol

[stiff siren]

lol

[stiff siren]

nice

did you go with kings or queens?

[echo sand]

rental photograph 😭

[stiff siren]

its still a take

only thing better than a photo is a sock

[echo sand]

not really but ok

[stiff siren]

how is it not? the only thing that he would otherwise want the showman over is blueprint

and the odds of that are slim to none

[junior topaz]

sell showman?

[echo sand]

suck and bustin just retriggers the card, and while this is good, photograph doubles mult. Having one is good, but both of them and hanging chad is crazy good like

https://tenor.com/view/movies-animation-comedy-ratatouille-cheese-gif-5100422

[stiff siren]

he has a trib

[junior topaz]

sock a nuskin is great if you have a glass king or something but yeah photograph is better

[stiff siren]

and sock will retrigger over 5 cards twice instead of 4 triggers 2 times

cause 2 hanging chads with two photos

[junior topaz]

my brain gets all mixed up when it comes to retrigger retriggers lol

[stiff siren]

the only thing i see that would otherwise be better with 2 photos instead of a sock is not having enough glass to make a full hand with glass

[dry karma]

good run

[stiff siren]

thats what i thought it would look like lol

all you need is some glass

also just had a run an hour ago with photochad build

it was very funny

[echo sand]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-how-original-gif-20004154

[stiff siren]

sadly true

[dry karma]

im alive

[stiff siren]

lets go

[dry karma]

brainstorm ?

[stiff siren]

yes

sell photo and copy trib

basically the same thing as photo but better

[stiff siren]

gl and id say dont reroll cause there have been to many times where it rerolled into plant with no retcon

[astral hinge]

🐴

guys i got over my balatro addiction

[stiff siren]

but gambling is fun 🥲

[echo sand]

moderators ban this guy he's not a true follower of the holy church of jimbo

[stiff siren]

lmao

[astral hinge]

I've been

consumed

by balatro

for months

and months

[stiff siren]

same

[astral hinge]

i finally got a unseeded nan

im done

🙏🙏

[stiff siren]

ah

just wait till he finds out about multiple ways of getting naninf

[astral hinge]

yea

[dry karma]

gg

[astral hinge]

I've been playing long enough

[stiff siren]

hold on ronaldo

[astral hinge]

baron has

failed me

so many times

[stiff siren]

try to maybe copy chad once to try to maximize points before the run end

[dry karma]

no glass no idol

[stiff siren]

true

always ends like that

[astral hinge]

what

[stiff siren]

idk something

[spice plinth]

got 4 red stake wins today

[stiff siren]

probably incorrect thoo

[spice plinth]

feels good

[astral hinge]

chad?

[spice plinth]

might move up

[stiff siren]

nice

[spice plinth]

i only got chad once

[astral hinge]

chad has no place in a endless baron run

[spice plinth]

it was photochad blueprint tho

[stiff siren]

thats not every run but the runs where baron is in yes

[spice plinth]

so I lowkey got carried that run lmao

[echo ridge]

Ya'll don't get ride the bus

[spice plinth]

running baron takes setup

[echo ridge]

especially in the lower antes

[stiff siren]

abandoned deck + ride the bus = free plus mult

[astral hinge]

there is also no place for chad in any endless run

[echo ridge]

it's just an accident waiting to happen

[astral hinge]

unless at the start for early point score

[echo ridge]

on abondoned deck ofc get it, but any other deck don't

[stiff siren]

flush 5 endless

[astral hinge]

people who get

unseeded f5 nan

are gods

[stiff siren]

but still on the end of possibillity

[astral hinge]

fair enough

[stiff siren]

im saying that like i would do that im trash 😭

[stiff siren]

yea so i was wrong

not the first time

[spice plinth]

i love trib

[dry karma]

send it

[spice plinth]

too bad it never shows up

[stiff siren]

when it does tho its fun

[echo ridge]

Photograph, Hanging Chad, and Cavendish are the best common jokers in the game

[stiff siren]

ggs

[dry karma]

i want glass and sock

[spice plinth]

imagine if trib worked with baron

[stiff siren]

by themselves cavendish is the best common

in my opinion

[astral hinge]

perkeo is the best common

[spice plinth]

cavendish is so solid

free x3 mult

[stiff siren]

real

[astral hinge]

i once had a banana last for 11 antes

[spice plinth]

my record is 8

[echo sand]

while cavendish is technically common i dont consider it that way because it has the prerequisite of the little banana dying first

[stiff siren]

im guessing you mean gros michel?

[astral hinge]

yes

mb bro

[stiff siren]

lol the longest ive had a banana last is 5 minutes

oh wait we still talking about balatro

uh

like 6 antes

[astral hinge]

thats a long ass time man

thats like

a lot

like

[stiff siren]

true

[astral hinge]

more than enough

[stiff siren]

VERY true

[astral hinge]

almost too long

[stiff siren]

alr im going to sleep its 2:43 am lol

[astral hinge]

goodnight brother

[stiff siren]

im a sleep deprived gremlin

gn bro

[echo ridge]

Oh yea for sure, unless you get messed up by it going extinct when it's a 1/1000 chance of it happening

[astral hinge]

im running on 2 hrs of sleep

[stiff siren]

same

[astral hinge]

life isn't lifing

[echo sand]

that actually happened one time

[echo ridge]

I used it once and it went away on me, I guess I'm a very lucky man

[echo sand]

i didnt think it was possible

[stiff siren]

one last thing

i feel like being sleep deprived is just being drunk with more steps and more feeling

[astral hinge]

no

have u ever been drunk

thats the worst comparison

ever

[echo ridge]

And if you get the plant, just pivot simple

[devout radish]

does judgement pick a random joker regardless of rarity

[stiff siren]

idk

[astral hinge]

OH

DEPRIVED

[stiff siren]

sorry im stupid lol

[astral hinge]

FUCK IM TOO SLEEP DEPRIVED

[stiff siren]

no its because i forgot to say it because im pretty sure my brain is on its last legs

[astral hinge]

oh

[stiff siren]

my last two braincells are fighting for third place rn mb

[astral hinge]

i thought I was tripping

[stiff siren]

nah u good

[astral hinge]

get sleep bro

[stiff siren]

alr but actually now gn

[astral hinge]

gn

[wet plover]

i miss these already 😔

[echo sand]

bye now

[stiff siren]

lmao i will probaby

not

[spice plinth]

hologram is so good

[astral hinge]

real

[wet plover]

retrigger heaven

[spice plinth]

feels like a rare joker tbh

[echo sand]

sometimes i forget it's only uncommon

[burnt pike]

Balatro

[wet plover]

balatro moment

[echo sand]

dna is rare i think though, and you need that to have a really good hologram run

[spice plinth]

idol deserves to be uncommon tbh

like yeah it's really good but

[echo sand]

not really

[wet plover]

got to 10/8

[spice plinth]

it requires so much deck fixing

[spice plinth]

i think it's somewhat balanced

[astral hinge]

agree

its

pretty

honestly

for idol to be good u need a perfect deck

[burnt pike]

Why are you typing like that

[astral hinge]

cuz I'm on mobile

[burnt pike]

I am too

[astral hinge]

can i

not

[wet plover]

splash is lowkey kinda cheating but i love it

[marble beacon]

maybe the jokers were the friends we made along the way

[astral hinge]

real

[spice plinth]

we were always the fools

[marble beacon]

idol could theoretically be a significantly worse triboulet with hanging chad

8x could make or break a boss blind tbh

[astral hinge]

deep

[echo sand]

idol is kind of a niche joker

like it's only good with wacky deckfixing

[marble beacon]

praise the fool

[echo sand]

or the 10 of spades seed

[wet plover]

add or replace blueprint with splash and this is free retrigger moment

everything plays like 5 times and its really silly

[spice plinth]

i really like it honestly

you have to accept its risk if your deck isn't 100% done yet

and it's very rewarding

very well designed

[astral hinge]

what's the worst joker in balatro

real debate spark right here

[clever crown]

I have got to stop losing runs because I thought I had an extra hand

[echo sand]

jimbo

[astral hinge]

BLASPHEMY

[echo sand]

or matador

[spice plinth]

jimbo is okay in the first shop

[echo sand]

hes only good on ante 1-3

[spice plinth]

still has a small niche

[echo sand]

then you can only gold sticker him by getting negative on last shop

[astral hinge]

or just

be good

[spice plinth]

i can't

[echo sand]

you can't "be good" with +4 flat mult no scaling bro

[slim junco]

Fr

[astral hinge]

u can win tho

[slim junco]

Obviously you can, but does absolutely nothing for you. Is just like a -1 Joker slot

This isn't is a souls game bruh

[astral hinge]

yes

still entirely possible

not that difficult either

[slim junco]

[clever crown]

Screw you Gros Michel for still making me pay for the rental even after going extinct

[terse ferry]

Sry i was on a plane

[steel nimbus]

congrats

evidently it landed safely

very nice

[silk portal]

…..

[slim junco]

I swear it’s the best feeling to find a blackhole in celestial packs. Or soul in tarot packs

[crimson forum]

We are not real rn

[jade forge]

anyone got a good strat for purple stake checkered deck

[marble beacon]

not much strategy

it's a good deck, very consistent with flushes

nothing special with playstyle compared to other decks except maybe suit specific jokers like castle

[jade forge]

ok

[dapper crystal]

@slim junco I did it. the ultimate face card run.

and this time I'm not skipping directors cut!

[marble beacon]

negative castle looks like a tundra biome

[jade forge]

i tried it just before and got to ante 7 doing photograph and hanging chad

[slim junco]

YEAHHH
Now yoy need vampire and thats X1.5 mult every hand

[marble beacon]

.5 mult per hand is pretty underwhelming

golden ticket for econ and just reroll until you get a xmult joker per trigger or a scaling x mult would be better

n sockin buskin

[brittle lily]

broooooooooooo

i accidentally immolated on hand size 5 and now I can only exit by using ankh

[shy dove]

insane that skip is greyed 🐈

[brittle lily]

nvm main menuing resets it

lol that is the funnies way to lose a run if not

[untold bolt]

why is black deck so hard???

[brittle lily]

that is not how stuntman works

[shy dove]

you lose a hand 🐈

[brittle lily]

Blueprint does not copy the minus hand size

[shy dove]

blueprint doesnt copy hand size 🐈

it does not copy it from trobadour, juggler, or stuntman 🐈

[brittle lily]

me when i am confidently incorrect on the internet

[cyan solstice]

This is definitely something Negative Egg would say
Black Deck is easy imho y'all just suck
-# /s

[silent zenith]

🂿🃥🃮🃰🃟
🂡🂮🂮🂫🂾🂶🃓🃒
guys what is the best thing to play in this situation

[proud osprey]

go fish

[cyan solstice]

Sorry I don't think you can have V, XIV and XVI in your Joker slots

those are tarot cards

[gilded condor]

egg i heard dagger is using you 😞 is this real...

[cyan solstice]

laughs in Eternal

[young linden]

[brittle lily]

ok yeah that was a skill issue on my end

[golden bluff]

playing so much modded and seeing base game is so weirdd

[lost kindle]

whats so bd w base game'

gift card + egg !!!

[golden bluff]

just weird, not bad

[lost kindle]

egg + gift card + swash

n maybe a dagger

[golden bluff]

I lost that run :/

[slim junco]

Rawr

[reef torrent]

I am god

Nvm i just saw what the previous guy posted

[grand sedge]

@wind wave

[shy dove]

it finally won 🐈

[proud osprey]

i mean ante three hundred million seems pretty good, seed?

[brittle lily]

just missed out on a ramen gold sticker because I forgot to move it from my dagger before the ante 8 boss

[shy dove]

ramen is a good joker has helped with many a gold stake run 🐈

[slim shuttle]

maybe theyre using the CCD deck

[slim shuttle]

Julius James Jolly J. Joker would be proud.

[untold bolt]

I feel like my worst trait for balatro is that I am always fucked over by the boss blind

I was playing the boss blind where each new hand is given face down

And I thought that when sorting by suit, clubs were last

I was wrong

I got fucked over by a single 2 of diamonds

[golden bluff]

Whatchu mean "seed?" 😭

[untold bolt]

that's all it took for my run to be over

it was a run with potential to beat orange stake black deck too

[shy dove]

this is why flushes are not good 🐈

i like pairs because they are fucked over by basically no boss blinds 🐈

[golden bluff]

WHAT IS THAT NAME

[untold bolt]

flushes are great, I was just stupid

[shy dove]

speak for yourself, "gooberjed" 🐈

[untold bolt]

flushes are most likely the most consistent 5 card hand

[golden bluff]

Okay..?

[shy dove]

if you ever need to remember which goes in which order, hover over your deck 🐈

the suits are put in order, top to bottom there 🐈

[golden bluff]

What's wrong about my name :3

[untold bolt]

thank you

[red hamlet]

take your meds bois

[golden bluff]

I'm a goober and my names Jedi so what's wrong :/

[untold bolt]

I also go with whatever I'm given. I got onyx agate and was able to make good use of it

[golden bluff]

I technically have schizophrenia..

Not enough to take meds tho

[untold bolt]

tbh I think the main takeaway from that run is that black deck runs are damn near impossible to do without an investment tag

you desperately need the eco

[red hamlet]

I think the issue is of skill

[untold bolt]

how far have you gotten in black deck?

[golden bluff]

A.. A.. skill issue?

[golden bluff]

Purple for me lol

[shy dove]

this is fair 🐈

i do not like agate but sometimes the game can be stingy 🐈

[untold bolt]

I like agate

it's a very consistent joker

[shy dove]

and comfort food like rtb and groker are a bit weak on black deck 🐈

[untold bolt]

does exactly what you want it to

[shy dove]

no flushes are inconsistent 🐈

[untold bolt]

also combos well with photograph

[untold bolt]

alright fair enough

[shy dove]

require a lot of hand space and drawing a lot of the right cards until youve fixed enough 🐈

[golden bluff]

Bro gave up 😭

[shy dove]

i beat black deck without investment 🐈

but also i had riff raff shop 1 so 🐈

make of that what you will 🐈

[untold bolt]

what tips do you have for black deck btw? It feels like I can't get anywhere unless I consistently get good stuff, and if I make a single mistake I'm fucked

[red hamlet]

play enough

[golden bluff]

I got perkeo, blueprint over and over and beat it

[inner tiger]

Speaking of

[shy dove]

black deck is just finding ur build and going with it 🐈

[red hamlet]

just bang your head against the wall until you get a riff or something good in the first shop and win

[golden bluff]

Oh my God.. I can hear like 50 million rain drops on my roof

[inner tiger]

Black deck gold. FINALLY got this build. Should I add just one mult joker or just tarots and planets?

[paper blade]

Why is your name malaria

[shy dove]

i havent played black deck since beating it 🐈

[red hamlet]

mood

[shy dove]

maybe i try again figure it out better 🐈

[golden bluff]

No don't

[inner tiger]

Why are u asking lol

[golden bluff]

Unless it's negative, don't

[inner tiger]

Oh I thought g said what

Like what's my real name lol

[paper blade]

Answer the question

[inner tiger]

I like it

[paper blade]

Buddy

Why do you like it

[north crescent]

can a guy have a favorite disease

[inner tiger]

Funny

[inner tiger]

📠

[paper blade]

Fair

[inner tiger]

It's badass some speculate it killed half of all humans whomst'd ever lived

[paper blade]

Fair

[north crescent]

that's kinda sick

[untold bolt]

knowing my luck I'm gonna lose lmao

[golden bluff]

Why you buyin eternals ante 2

[red hamlet]

not a bad idea if they're good eternals

[golden bluff]

Also do you guys just not have a screenshot button 😭

[golden bluff]

:3

Anyway

m

[paper blade]

Balatro can kill my parents and ima say "yooooo hanged man reference" and not be mad cuz Balatro

[golden bluff]

Thas crazyy 💀

Me if I ever see a hanged man named Chad

[paper blade]

Me when I an in an abandoned house and I see a dead body with a photograph with a joker next to it

[red hamlet]

me when i'm transing my gender (strength tarot)

[paper blade]

Me when i eat a turtle bean (possible naneinf???!!!???!!!)

[light yarrow]

Genuine question from someone who loves balatro so no hate.

Why was it nominated for GOTY? Aren’t GOTY games supposed to have Varying soundtracks, story, characters or whatever. Really happy to see it there but it’s don’t understand the process

[paper blade]

It's here cuz pretty good (idk)

[red hamlet]

the real question should be why a fucking DLC got nominated

[light yarrow]

Not trying to argue about erdtree (I agree)

This was a separate question

[red hamlet]

anyways

it's a good game

simple gameplay so it's easy really easy to pick up
pretty decent replayability
soundtrack goes fire

[paper blade]

Do bo do be daaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Do be daaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[light yarrow]

Agreed

Also sound design?

Holy

[red hamlet]

i mean shiiiit
2014, hearthstone got a nomination
2015 had super mario maker
2016 we had overwatch on there (it won)
2017 had pubg lmfao
2019 had super smash ultimate

[light yarrow]

Rain world and hollow knight deserve gotys

[red hamlet]

Silksong

[light yarrow]

Rain world balatro mod is coming along nicely too holy

[onyx sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/roffle-balatro-gif-3864564614941279429

[untold bolt]

screwed over by facedown cards once again 😔

[raw locust]

I got Erratic deck

[paper blade]

You should fry the fish

[flint copper]

Omg I love roffle

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140281600307892388/1355434967970353234/attachment.gif

[lost kindle]

yall fw bob l'eponge?

[lost kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1338519706549616702/1341449419622711296/gifmaker_me.gif

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-cat-sleep-комару-кот-gif-6324800844279831937

[shy dove]

chat im so sleepy i dont even know how i beat a gold stake run in spite of that

i am doing gold stake runs in my sleep now 🐈

[terse ferry]

Wsg Yall

[lost kindle]

dreams of balatro

[inner tiger]

I hate myself

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-explosion-boom-scary-gif-12698863077075531789

[shy dove]

one time i was tweaking in the public restroom staring at the mirror making fucked up balatro hands like six of a kind in my brain 🐈

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211144618763231253/1317631358578724985/togif.gif

[inner tiger]

I i had blue print and doubles
stencil joker. Then i got invisible joker. Got over 400,00 in one hand. So i didn't sell invisible joker to get it's gold sticker

Now i lose kom

Lol

[lost kindle]

my delusions of 5oak hands r real]

[inner tiger]

Oh yeah I skipped the first two rounds of 8

[shy dove]

it was fortune teller runner cavendish duo and hologram 🐈

and surprise surprise the fortune teller wasnt that good but it wasnt that bad actually either 🐈

[lost kindle]

do you like 🐈

[inner tiger]

I finally got black deck easy mode after like 20 hours just to fumble it by getting greedy over a damn sticker 😭

Genuinely inconsolabke

[buoyant orbit]

Real

[slim junco]

Love parrying in hollow knight
Such an unreliable mechanic that makes skill shine when pulled off right

[untold bolt]

guys which one should I sell?

I think it has to be Cavendish but that fucking sucks

[lean trench]

ugh

god giveth

[red hamlet]

The Plant

[lean trench]

ive got retcon

cant stop me

[untold bolt]

HOLY SHIT I JUST BEAT BLACK DECK ORANGE STAKE

IT TOOK ME SO GODDAMN LONG

[red hamlet]

banger

[untold bolt]

now for gold stake

btw this is my second gold stake

[junior cobalt]

more than two rounds i think

[untold bolt]

how the invisible joker be looking at you begging to be sold

[red hamlet]

🗿

[slim shuttle]

[lean trench]

good god

[red hamlet]

hopefully not braintorm

[lean trench]

couldnt quite make it in ante 15 anyway

[lofty zephyr]

What is the best mod in balatro?

[red hamlet]

big fan of this guy

[proper hawk]

Holy I love how these look

So good!

[red hamlet]

what is that

[proper hawk]

Rain world jokers

[red hamlet]

oh

#⚙・modding-general 🥱

looks sweet tho

even if the polychrome makes it look like a mess

[proper hawk]

WELL THIS IS JUST TO SHOW IT

Will show shoot the moon in a sec as soon as I get it

[red hamlet]

oh is it a skin

[proper hawk]

yes

[red hamlet]

ah aight

[proper hawk]

NO ITS NEGATIVE

LMAO I CANT HSOW IT

[red hamlet]

have you considered getting Debugplus

so you can just spawn the jokers

[proper hawk]

hm?

[red hamlet]

or looking into your collection

lmfao

[proper hawk]

Wha

[proper hawk]

Boringg

Holy ankh wants me to

[untold bolt]

is it possible to get completionist+ before completionist, and completionist++ before completionist+?

[paper ore]

Yes and yes

Can even get C++ before C if you don’t get a voucher

[untold bolt]

huh