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wary sigil
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Do you guys ever go for seeded naninf runs?

pallid sapphire
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I might one day just to get a feel of what I'm supposed to be doing, but I don't do seeded runs in general

wary sigil
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I think I should stop attempting unseeded naninf runs for a while

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I've been at it for the past 3 days

rose haven
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again 🤤

tardy cloud
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Legendary joker idea: Whenever a card is triggered an additional time, trigger it an extra time.

pastel ledge
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My first royal flushegg

oblique isle
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Discard it

vocal cypress
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Bro what is my luck rn

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I lost

worthy igloo
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Got balatro open world update

vocal cypress
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Nice

worthy igloo
vocal cypress
weak gust
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Does anyone know whether legendaries can have a tag?

worthy igloo
weak gust
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I meant like

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Can they have eternal n shiz?

worthy igloo
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Idk

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I think not

weak gust
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Rip

agile pawn
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only editions

weak gust
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I wanted to get a eternal perkeo

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for no apparent reason

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🙂

agile pawn
weak gust
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Hm o-o

agile pawn
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or typecast

weak gust
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Seems like it requires alot of luck since I cant put seeds in non-perishable challenges 😦

thin pilot
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Fr

tranquil comet
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I imagine multiplayer balatro would be played like Yugi oh

vocal cypress
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Man I will not play balatro for a whole month

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I will not gamble

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I will not here “BLINK BLINK BLIBK “

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For a month

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I will not here the opening theme song to it for a month

thin pilot
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good

gleaming orchid
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trying to survive with bloodstone until i get an oops

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then the plant came

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and all my polychrome jacks worth nothing

pastel ledge
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Damn i learned about obelisk's reset the hard way

blazing canopy
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Heyo

wary sigil
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beat gold stake on red deck today

blazing canopy
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Awesome

errant trench
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how to purple stake

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I feel like I don't wanna do purple stake anymore I dunno why

undone oxide
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i keep playing a throwaway hand on instinct when its the needle

pastel ledge
blazing canopy
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The needle destroying my luck when my build's dedicated to a flush and I can't pull another club:

icy oriole
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guys im new what does ante means

blazing canopy
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Uuuh

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Anteater

opaque shard
blazing canopy
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Let alone Straight Flushes

sharp shell
opaque shard
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Straight flushes are definitely a hand that exists

blazing canopy
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They're more like just

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There

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To win you for the next 1 and a half antes

opaque shard
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You either play straights or flushes when you have the chance of consistently playing straight flushes

turbid creek
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I am so happy, I'm only missing two unlocks

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once I get those it's just a matter of finding the fuckers

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one of those is a legend so other than the hat trick upgrade I just need to have them show up

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any tips to maximize the appearance rate of cards in the shop?

icy oriole
turbid creek
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an ante is a group of three rounds

untold bolt
# icy oriole guys whats an ante

A stage of a run with 3 blinds, a small blind, a big blind, and a boss blind with some sort of challenge. Each boss blind beaten moves you up an ante. The goal is to complete ante 8.

turbid creek
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each ante is capped off by a boss blind that adds an additional challenge, and you must beat them to get to the next ante

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oh damb

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thanks negative egg, very cool

untold bolt
turbid creek
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each ante does get progressively harder tho, so you gotta be constantly upgrading and updating your jokers and stuff to keep up with the chip requirements

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how... odd

untold bolt
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Although technically you beat the game at ante 8, it is suggested that players reach ante 517 in order to practice becomign better at the game

untold bolt
untold bolt
turbid creek
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I have several questions

untold bolt
turbid creek
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it doesn't crash, but ante 40s chip requirement is naneinf and is therefore unbeatable

tribal topaz
blazing canopy
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The Baron build:

tribal topaz
turbid creek
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oh, oops

turbid creek
tribal topaz
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past e305 it goes into nan pretty sure

agile pawn
tribal topaz
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or pasy e300

turbid creek
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it's 30something

tribal topaz
turbid creek
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that's not how it works

lone vessel
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e308

turbid creek
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nans are numbers, the game just doesn't know how to read them

lone vessel
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2^1024

tribal topaz
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nuh uh one is unbeatable therefore one is higher than the other

untold bolt
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well clearly you can beat it because I made it to ante 517

turbid creek
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it's some form of integer limit, don't remember how many bits balala uses

tribal topaz
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not enough clearly

lone vessel
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1.7976931348623159077293051907890247336179769789423065727343008115773... × 10^308

turbid creek
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me omw to get ee1000 chips

tribal topaz
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fuck talisman!

blazing canopy
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Bro my fullhouse was level 31 when I beat ante 8

lone vessel
turbid creek
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it's a mod that ups the integer limit

lone vessel
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yeah

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ik

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i was just asking fro specifications

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cuz ee1000 is not something very formal mathy

agile pawn
turbid creek
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mb I wasn't familiar with your game

icy oriole
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and still gets 1k chips in 2 hands😭??

undone oxide
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ante 1 madness

untold bolt
blazing canopy
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Do you think you should be able to play normal hands if you had like an entire deck of Stone

icy oriole
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i think there will be no mult whatsoever

pallid sapphire
pastel ledge
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Bruh how do i beat the fish blind

pallid sapphire
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I forget, what does the fish do

icy oriole
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new run atp

pastel ledge
rare yew
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Blueprint 2

pallid sapphire
blazing canopy
pallid sapphire
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Conversely, a single one-shot with a powered up straight can do it

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Lots of ways to beat the fish

icy oriole
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i mean it is a gamble game

pastel ledge
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I folded

pallid sapphire
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ggs

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what was your build and jokers

olive karma
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god why is the blind that makes it do hands below 5 cards dont count such an ankle breaker

pastel ledge
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I was relying on straights and flushes i had 2 of the joker that gives 15 mult if no discards and an obelisk and the joker that makes flushes and straights count with 4 cards only

olive karma
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oh god

olive karma
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unless its a flush deck you ded most of the time

icy oriole
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fr

pallid sapphire
agile pawn
pastel ledge
pallid sapphire
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level 7 straight should be pretty strong, though two mystic summits is kinda questionable

rare yew
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Wait no Brainstorm is Blueprint 2

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Blueprint 3

pallid sapphire
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wait holy hell it's god himself localthunk talking

blazing canopy
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Brainprint? Bluestorm?

pallid sapphire
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invisible joker ...

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perma copy

blazing canopy
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I guess

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Brainprint goes crazy though

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Ngl forgot about Invis for a minute ☠️

pallid sapphire
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brainprint users when crimson heart decides to disable the joker the whole strategy relies on

pastel ledge
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Btw when should i skip blinds i never skipped one

rare yew
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Never

icy oriole
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w or l

pallid sapphire
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Eh sometimes an early investment tag can jumpstart your economy

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other times if your build is already really really good, a voucher skip could be nice

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generally never lol

icy oriole
pallid sapphire
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negative red card is cool

trail temple
pastel ledge
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Which is better the green deck or the yellow one?

icy oriole
pallid sapphire
icy oriole
pallid sapphire
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green plays so differently not just from yellow but from most other decks it's like a different game lol

trail temple
undone oxide
pallid sapphire
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I hate how it basically costs money to scale jokers with green deck

icy oriole
undone oxide
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cartomancer is peak

pallid sapphire
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real

inland ether
forest wave
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@tropic wraith is impersonating a public figure idk if you guys wanna ban him

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Tried getting personal info from me in DMs posing as a YouTuber

pastel ledge
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Is it normal to use up all my discards on the first hand or should i play more passively?

polar hill
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Tbh, my playthroughs are just skipping blinds, cuz I like to play the game faster and get the extra rewards
I've even won some decks doing this tbh, but it's also a lot of trial and error tbh

strong rose
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eight antes, eight rounds

polar hill
strong rose
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farthest i reached is ante 10

polar hill
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Same

strong rose
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!!

agile pawn
lost kindle
undone oxide
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5 dollars and then this shows up

polar hill
languid quest
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Bro thunk in game disc and so is Murphy

lost kindle
polar hill
lost kindle
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what abt that joker

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the party one

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.25x per blind skip

polar hill
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Yeah I used that

lost kindle
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thats be insane

brave saddle
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has anyone seen my sanity

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i dropped it somewhere around here

polar hill
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Celeste

brave saddle
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farewell ❌
good riddance ✅

flat dew
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since shop contents don't change based on blind but rather ante and rerolls

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so if u skip it's still the same shop next blind

maiden fjord
turbid creek
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uh chat

unborn briar
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It unlocks a voucher

pallid sapphire
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I don't remember if the number indicates how many he's bought or how many remaining he needs to buy

turbid creek
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no it indicates how many I've bought

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except it didn't unlock

sick summit
turbid creek
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no

twilit compass
brave saddle
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dont doubt urself

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lock in

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as for me

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i cant rn

twilit compass
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i spent like 10 hours and made it past like 5 jumps

brave saddle
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cuz im sleepy af

twilit compass
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it was depressing af

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😭

brave saddle
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skull

twilit compass
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im way too inconsistent for that last screen

brave saddle
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well

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gl if u end up attempting farewell again

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practice makes you better

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and in turn, makes you more consistent

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dk bout me

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cuz im bad at sightreading

twilit compass
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my hands just sweat an unbelievable amount sometimes and lose grip KEKW

tired lagoon
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hey what's up girls and guys what's your favorite Balatro?

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i like the uhhhhh

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card

brave saddle
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which one

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i like the number

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number go up

granite depot
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i like the chip

brave saddle
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ok bye i go sleep

thick river
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any fate fans!!!

hollow spindle
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Chat can someone send me the cryptid server link 💔

flint copper
tired lagoon
agile pawn
thick river
thick river
tired lagoon
agile pawn
blazing canopy
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Is Cryptid worth getting? I like Vanilla Balatro and I prefer not to have my computer crash over an integer being a number over nan

woeful snow
polar hill
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yes

mossy leaf
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My favorite balatro is the one on PC

opal fog
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i need a tuto

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prepare yo ass (no jk, you should delete this it shows where you are from)

idle wigeon
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i dont even live near it

brittle escarp
vale olive
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Heyo hellooooo

real sparrow
potent apex
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hi guys

red hamlet
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yaloha

potent apex
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what is the best strat to gain money in a run

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also while being able to beat the levels

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up to ante 5

vale olive
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I think that's a question to ask in game-discussion? I assume?

red hamlet
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here is fine

vale olive
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Alright

potent apex
red hamlet
# potent apex what is the best strat to gain money in a run

Don't skip - skipping means you lose out on shop + scaling for any jokers you have that need hands or blinds played
Try to stay above 25 dollars - for every 5 bucks you have, you get an extra dollar for finishing a blind. (Obviously doesn't apply if you're struggling to beat blinds and need extra jokers)

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Take econ jokers - Early on you don't need that much help so getting an econ joker is a huge boon (even just golden joker)

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And try to play strong hands - You get an extra dollar per hand left after a blind so ideally you beat the blind in 1 hand

vale olive
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Golden Joker my beloved

potent apex
thick moss
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I got so mad at myself the other night bc first ante I got triboulet, photo, and Chad, and then I ruined it with plant. I had directors cut and could have rerolled but I impulsively clicked Big Blind on accident and I fucked it for myself

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That's not even the worst part tho

potent apex
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or even a full house

thick moss
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Because on the Plante, BOTH SKIPS WERE REROLLS

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I was gonna go again with the same seed but it just didn't work out

vale olive
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Is there any chance me and someone could be in a vc and guide me while I play Balatro? I see all these videos of insane numbers to the point of being more numbers than atom in the observable universe and I just cannot reach such insanity

pallid sapphire
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Watch balatro university and roffle videos and they teach you the idea how to reach it

vale olive
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I just feel like it's more... fun to have someone with me, you know?

digital oxide
pallid sapphire
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Straights get way stronger with planets

red hamlet
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all hands get stronger with planets

digital oxide
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They just mean straights especially

digital oxide
solar portal
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first time somebody wants seance ever

digital oxide
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holy

opal fog
willow kite
prisma moon
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It’s not good by any means but it’s underrated

red hamlet
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it's mainly cause it needs you to play a straight flush
and that's not happening that often, compared to being able to just play a 6

potent apex
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btw i wanted to ask

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is there a way to get more of a specific card in your deck faster

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like standard cards pack doesnt come in the shop often

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even if it does only half of the time it has the card im looking for

red hamlet
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tarot cards and spectrals

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tarot
hanged man - delete unwanted
strength - raise the rank to the one you want
death - make copies using useless ones

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spectral
immolate - deletes 5 random ones from teh drawn (and gives 20 bucks, big value)
cryptid - makes 2 copies

digital oxide
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aura, I guess

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But the importance is looking for that card and duping it/thinning the deck around it basically.

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Like sometimes you'll hold a specific tarot and open another tarot pack in hopes of seeing that card to dupe

potent apex
cinder robin
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damn 5million rerolls later i find baron

potent apex
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is your high card upgraded

cinder robin
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yes

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lvl 43

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guess ill sell gold card for now

potent apex
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43 is crazy

cinder robin
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i dont really need it for money anyway

potent apex
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at ante 9

cinder robin
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perkeo do be op

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just get money from rerolling

oblique isle
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Wraith I dare you

thick moss
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Can Balatro run doom

oblique isle
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No it can only run balatro

potent apex
cinder robin
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oh no not the plant

cinder robin
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you can just hold every tarot card in the game

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meaning they wont show up anymore in the shop or packs

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or when you use the emperor

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so i dilute the tarot card pool until its only temperance

north pebble
pallid sapphire
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HOLY FUCK I threw a perfect gold red deck run cause I accidentally discarded my five jacks

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I should've savescummed but didn't react fast enough

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The one time ouija gave me a mountain of jacks too, what a waste

cinder robin
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reroll 45$ xdd

potent apex
cinder robin
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it doesnt matter how much a reroll costs anymore

solar portal
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infinitely powerful fortuneteller

limpid tree
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hell yeah, got completionist and won my first gold stake on a deck

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checkered deck my beloved

north pebble
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2!

cinder robin
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how much money do i need

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to get everything id need

fiery yew
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dude i literally used a temperanced praying to get a hanging chad and oh my god

cinder robin
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how much money is enough?

oblique isle
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Not enough

timid geyser
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never enough

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moreee

cinder robin
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eventually i wanna seel all my tarot cards

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but get perfect jokers first

timid geyser
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you need mime, and you could go for easy naneinf if you get cryptid and copy it

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maybe its too late idk

fiery yew
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cause

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we need

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more money!

cinder robin
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i could try making as many negative jokers as i want too

timid geyser
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WOAH what do i pick here, i think obvious choice is egg

solar portal
timid geyser
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truee but skipping bluepring poly feels criminal

solar portal
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im kidding pick the poly brainstorm

potent apex
naive forge
gilded lichen
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cool shop guys cool shop

naive forge
dusky oasis
dusky oasis
north pebble
dusky oasis
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Hell yeah

waxen python
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Guys

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Good news.

real sparrow
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<@&1133519078540185692> get the spammer

prisma moon
swift sail
timid geyser
real sparrow
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@thick river has only said "any fate fans!!!" like 50 times

prisma moon
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yeahhhh

wide hearth
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bang

swift sail
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hobo got his head in the game i'm out here like where am i

prisma moon
lunar flare
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the commitment to the bit is insane they literally only said two different messages over 3 months

real sparrow
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Yay

wide hearth
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back to work now lol

real sparrow
lunar flare
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bit ruined

fathom minnow
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y'all are too quick for me

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it's what I get for being on DnD

cinder robin
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not bad

royal zenith
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Emperor can’t create duplicates of tarot cards that are already in your consumables right?

cinder robin
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thats how im making infinity jokers right now

royal zenith
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Yeah that’s what i thought

zenith owl
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I suck at deadcells and keep dying but I can't stop playing is that toxic?

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Too much deadcells can fuck you up mentally

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It's fun but painful

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And scary

prisma moon
zenith owl
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Deadcells you just have to be smart about what you do and careful

prisma moon
zenith owl
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They are both roguelikes but completely different

prisma moon
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but Balatro is defo not luck based (at a high enough skill)

uneven edge
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guys this is a perkeo do I even take it

zenith owl
zenith owl
uneven edge
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nope

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I save scummed

zenith owl
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How do you know it's perkeo then

uneven edge
digital oxide
zenith owl
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Oh

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Don't

gilded lichen
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i love when my luck is 10x better on white stake

zenith owl
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It's too late for perkeo honestly

uneven edge
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if only this perkeo showed up 21 antes ago

zenith owl
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Yep

uneven edge
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since I HAD a cryptid

zenith owl
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You are too far in the run so you might aswell go on since it's already working

cinder robin
zenith owl
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I don't understand

zenith owl
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You became the fortune teller himself

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Or the godlike form of him

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Take the hermit

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And death

dawn coral
zenith owl
cinder robin
dawn coral
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emperor fool looping is hilarious when rng lets you do it

zenith owl
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Triboulet and canio and yorick ftw

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Canio is a crybaby

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Teary baby

cinder robin
zenith owl
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Try

dawn coral
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judgement always feels like a big gamble for me

cinder robin
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i dont think i need dna

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i have rolled over dna like 5 times now

digital oxide
zenith owl
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I got negative blueprint from judgement once and let's just say I stopped skipping judgements

digital oxide
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But it definitely feels like I could've played better on most of my losses

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That and watching my friend play and criticize himself kinda opens your eyes on what else you can do to ensure a win

digital oxide
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He's new but he has way more foresight than me lol

zenith owl
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It's not cards but it's a roguelike

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It's a very unique game

zenith owl
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Easily one of my best purchases

red hamlet
zenith owl
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You are Def getting planted this ante

north pebble
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NO

zenith owl
red hamlet
zenith owl
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Oh i am on mobile

red hamlet
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😔

zenith owl
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Yeah

red hamlet
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well if you ever get a pc

zenith owl
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Balatro is too expensive on mobile

red hamlet
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play darktide

zenith owl
red hamlet
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lucky for you

zenith owl
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Don't know when

red hamlet
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darktide is on ps5

zenith owl
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But i am getting it

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I want to try the souls games

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Number one reason I am getting a console

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I hope regional pricing gets fixed because slay the spire is also 10$ but it's only 159.99

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The issue is I have a limit and it's stopping me from buying it so I have the money but it's basically impossible to buy it

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Btw why is there a shop in balatro can you buy groceries?

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Can i buy cereal and milk?

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Apparently you get automodded if you ping local thunk

untold bolt
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My first major achievement with black deck

zenith owl
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How is it first?

untold bolt
zenith owl
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Oh

spring mango
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Egg

zenith owl
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Oh right 3 hands and 2 discards

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Sounds like true hell

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That's without vouchers

tiny gust
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very fair

zenith owl
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If you had vouchers

tiny gust
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it's almost like the very fair deck

zenith owl
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Or if you had me

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It would be too easy

untold bolt
untold bolt
zenith owl
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When I all do is for youuu

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Wut is this

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Hexeract is nothing like balatro

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I never played it

ember root
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Why is it paid and why does it look so ugly

zenith owl
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But the pics say that

zenith owl
languid quest
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React if you're in shi susie ckub

zenith owl
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Unless balatro means something else

languid quest
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Wsp burglar

zenith owl
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Hi

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Who

languid quest
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I'm burnt

zenith owl
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Or it will sting badly

languid quest
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My face reveal

inland ether
languid quest
languid quest
zenith owl
languid quest
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"Balatrolike game"

zenith owl
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Yeah

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It's nothing like Balatro judging from the pics tho

languid quest
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Also

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WHY DES IT COST MONEY

zenith owl
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It looks the virus plague game

languid quest
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LMAOOO

languid quest
zenith owl
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Yep

dreamy charm
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jokers being the way that balatro, named after jesters and/or jokers, funcitons is pretty neat

languid quest
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Mega Balatro Pack

zenith owl
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Balatro like packs

languid quest
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It has jokers such as DrSpectred, LocalThunk and murpy

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Speaking of

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Murphy and local was in game discussion earlier

zenith owl
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Oh wait

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He has a fool pic

languid quest
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I'm not calling him a fool

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But he is

zenith owl
languid quest
zenith owl
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Is it because he has it as his profile pic

languid quest
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Ye

zenith owl
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So i am real burglar

languid quest
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Should I get hexreact and see if its shit

languid quest
zenith owl
languid quest
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I'm getting a apk

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It's a copy of balatro anyway

zenith owl
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Oh that's great

languid quest
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Don't deserve money off of balatro

zenith owl
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It looks nothing like it

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The title is probably used for baiting

languid quest
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It's so shit doesn't even have an apk

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This guy made 100 bucks from that game too

true flax
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i beat ante 12 for the first time

languid quest
true flax
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wily straight up carrying

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ngl

languid quest
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Wait

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On wily jokers pic

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It has 3 ones

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There's no one of anything

primal reef
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hahaha Local, GOAT

glad oriole
languid quest
primal reef
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I love that

languid quest
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So was murpy

primal reef
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dude is commited to his masterpiece

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respect to that man

languid quest
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He still hasn't responded yet sadly

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Ik I spelt think but I fixed it

primal reef
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Lmaooo

languid quest
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I was burnt at the time of that piture

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Now I'm shit susie

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This is me fr

primal reef
true flax
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question

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whats the unlock requirement for the it is what it is achievement?

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i think the brazilian steam translation is mad wrong

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oh yeah the steam portuguese translation is wrong

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on steam it lists you get what you get's requirement as the same as big hands

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80 cards or more on deck

ionic remnant
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Weird

true flax
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lol

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seems like 2 others are also mistaken aswell

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or one more, but idk what its supposed to be

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ok i found it

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Nest Egg has the achievement description of Card Player
You Get What You Get has the Big Hands description

untold bolt
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How many of you guys would watch video essays about certain balatro subjects? (Example: Hanging Chad, Photograph, and how retriggers change the game)

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I might watch it in the background

digital oxide
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I mean listening to stuff like Hbomberguy in the background isn't knocking it, sometimes you just need something interesting while you're doing a boring task.

stiff hull
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I beat challenge 19

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Only 3 left

lunar shuttle
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Doesent let me use flash joker

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💔

west sky
untold bolt
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Just beat purple stake black deck

clever ridge
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Midas Mask plus Paradolia goes kinda hard

plain hull
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Chat, Yorick god

supple sorrel
true ridge
fathom fjord
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How many antes until I get planted

rugged ravine
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i dreamt that 1.1 just released i am so sad to wake up

true ridge
#

Let the thunk relax

willow kite
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its like every joy was stolen from you

spring mango
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How save a progress when i want change phone ?

wintry zealot
#

Just lost 2 rounds in a row on ante 8 boss blind jimbo_spin

marble hearth
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cloud 9 would be phenominal rn

cinder robin
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FINALLY MIME

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ive used over 1000 tarot cards

pastel ledge
#

How can u guys have more than 5 joker slots

little citrus
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negatives

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and antimatter

pastel ledge
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Whats that

little citrus
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antimatter is a voucher that gives you an extra joker slot

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negative is an edition to a joker that makes it give you an extra slot

pastel ledge
#

Negative gives 2 slots or just one

gleaming orchid
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nat negative egg. nice

pastel ledge
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Cuz if it takes up a slot itself iitt would be meaningless

gleaming orchid
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negative just means it wont take up space

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you dont gain a joker a slot

little citrus
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thats not how it works

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it literally says

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+1 joker slto

gleaming orchid
#

yeah when you get a negative its 6/6 instead of 5/5. but when you sell the negative it goes back to 5/5 not 5/6

little citrus
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if you sell the negative you no longer get the joker slot

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like how you no longer get +10 mult if you sell a holographic

gleaming orchid
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yeah what are you arguing about

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also the plant is about to screw me

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lets hope that glass joker with 2.25x can pull the move of the century

pseudo mantle
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Man imagine if we got Balatro Ranked

mighty sage
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for some reason i cant find the faq channel

pastel ledge
terse ferry
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Balala

clear sequoia
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Unfortunately

boreal niche
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If you have 1 of every joker

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which one would do the most

random plank
boreal niche
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stencil would be a cool x1 mult and do fuckall

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abstract would have. like. 3 x 150 or something

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bbc procs like 68 times

quiet harbor
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Oh shit

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@untold bolt it's the legend

magic swan
# pseudo mantle Man imagine if we got Balatro Ranked

I was recently invited to a Balatro multiplayer team tournament, and While I do have a strong team along with Dr. Spectered There was one team that caught my eye, "The Orange Obelisks" comprised of some of the best Balatro players, all currently in top 10 on the ranked leaderboard. So to see how much trouble I was in I decided to challenge them ...

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untold bolt
magic swan
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there's a cheater scandal in Balatro rn

forest cargo
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how do you cheat in balatro😭

glacial oxide
#

Who could cheat on Balatro

forest cargo
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jarvis use cntrl 4 to sync steam data

glacial oxide
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Senpai

magic swan
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there is a mod that lets you do anything

mossy quiver
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does he just manipulate probabilities or what

forest cargo
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must be a real soyboy to cheat on balatro

red hamlet
mossy quiver
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where my mobile balatro playas at

magic swan
glacial oxide
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I haven’t even used a single mod cause. Like. I’m having fun failing at the regular game

forest cargo
magic swan
mossy quiver
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perfect

thin pilot
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Shi

magic swan
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here's my stats

thin pilot
#

Yes

forest cargo
digital oxide
mossy quiver
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heres mine

thin pilot
magic swan
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i put brainstorm to the right so that it can copy photochad

red hamlet
#

🥱 move over

forest cargo
mossy quiver
forest cargo
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always appears too early

magic swan
pearl ginkgo
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do i take chad or keep fib?

glacial oxide
thin pilot
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Das crazy

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Getting flamed like dis

glacial oxide
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780k hmmmm

thin pilot
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Its ovah...

magic swan
red hamlet
mossy quiver
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my collection and overall stats

thin pilot
#

u new?

red hamlet
mossy quiver
thin pilot
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Kewl

mossy quiver
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idk how many hours i have

forest cargo
mossy quiver
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I've beaten up to blue stake on blue deck, on purple stake

glacial oxide
#

I dunno how to get these vouchers

thin pilot
rugged spire
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dead runs for almost a day

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finally.

thin pilot
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Yo chance to be with oberizz

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Is gone

rugged spire
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where my ss go

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?

glacial oxide
#

What was your first deck you guys got purple on? I’m trying to do it on yellow

thin pilot
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Sorry bro i deleted it

rugged spire
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Lmao

red hamlet
rugged spire
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anyways

thin pilot
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Ur the one and only

red hamlet
#

💔 play alone

forest cargo
thin pilot
#

Damn...

red hamlet
forest cargo
thin pilot
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harbwaK#innit

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go searxh dat

thin pilot
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Best senna fr

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🗣️

red hamlet
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i wish

forest cargo
thin pilot
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euw

forest cargo
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ez server🥱🥱🥱🥱

thin pilot
#

faxxxx

red hamlet
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bro bout to say he plays in na

thin pilot
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Boy the ocean

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Shiiii scary in there

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🥶

red hamlet
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@thin pilot hop on, we're spamming aram

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i want this title

thin pilot
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tf is that

forest cargo
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jit why are you playing with sivirs toilet😭😭😭

red hamlet
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april fools shit

thin pilot
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Ill hop on in a bit

forest cargo
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craz😭

thin pilot
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Gonna cook steak

red hamlet
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there's also this goofy ahh cahllenger emote

thin pilot
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Shiiii

thin pilot
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Play an aram to get it or?

red hamlet
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land 5 disco balls on champs in aram
complete a ducky dance cast to earn 6 speed stacks
play 3 games as pengu garen OR kill pengu garen 10 times

thin pilot
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Ao

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5 snowballs

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Idk wtf second one is

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And 3 drafts

red hamlet
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Hurry up MelonYawn

hallow trout
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How come a wheel of fortune always break but I've barely every had any glass cards break on me

red hamlet
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cause 1/4 =/= 1/4

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duh

zenith owl
red hamlet
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the comforting answer is that over time it'll average out to 25% for both

zenith owl
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Can i get 25% of your money?

red hamlet
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No 🙂

zenith owl
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Why

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I am legit

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I don't steal

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I just burgle

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Ask about me

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They say I am the boogie boogie man

hallow trout
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Guy next door said you stole his Baron and Blueprint

red hamlet
thin pilot
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hop @red hamlet

thin pilot
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we aint sharing OUR money with you

red hamlet
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🥱

deep dirge
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if it works it works (blue stake)

spare mulch
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Nothing about that makes any sense at all

ionic copper
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Wasn't it not collecting data before?

deep dirge
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im surprised it even made past ante 10

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btw i sold a bloodstone for that big boss

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ngl might be the most useful splash of alltime despite the build centering around high card

thin pilot
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u sold bloodstone for obelisk

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good job fine shyt

deep dirge
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if only

fathom fjord
deep dirge
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save is online but we cant transfer it to other devicesSadge

fathom fjord
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Probably because of how it’s programmed

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Some behaviors aren’t 1 for 1 between pc and mobile/wherever else it seems

gleaming orchid
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i just have the same account logged in. i

fathom fjord
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It would be the same on apple thanks to Game Center but they probably mean cross platform

deep dirge
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yeah i do wonder if hes looking into crossplatform saves

gleaming orchid
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oh idk abou that i dont own it on pc

rich seal
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where do i put the blueprint

past ledge
#

Is this a good start so far??

deep dirge
deep dirge
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if ur playing lots of glass or mult cards, prob best to put it on a retrigger
if ur playing highcard glass, chad
four/(flush) five glass wants sock

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oh i just saw ur money, if ur hand level is low, bootstraps is a viable blueprint till u get higher hand level

past ledge
# deep dirge gimme ur seed

FJR4PMTU
I skipped the first 2 blinds & played a straight on the boss blind. You also gotta reroll for popcorn

untold bolt
#

I hate bloodstone I hate bloodstone I hate bloodstone I hate bloodstone I hate bloodstone. It only takes one round for it to underperform and kill your run. I fucking hate it

untold bolt
#

ancient joker is so much better Istg

deep dirge
#

/s
its bc u didnt roll for (negative) oops all 6

untold bolt
daring dagger
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You just aren't bloodstoning enough smh

untold bolt
daring dagger
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You have to build around it with red seals usually, or just not rely on it as your sole source of xMult

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It is a good joker but it is inconsistent without the right build

hybrid swan
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inconsistent and good in the same sentence WalterDeath

deep dirge
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its gonna be inconsistent regardless - its just that the more chances u have at proccing it the more consistent itll feel

turbid ermine
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If you got a sock, photograph and blueprint, which one do you copy with blueprint

turbid ermine
#

No

deep dirge
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im assuming its highcard in which case it doesnt matter here i think?

true flax
deep dirge
#

oh

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then sock

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for extra chips

wanton sluice
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what

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its photo

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unless you have bad base mult on plasma

rich seal
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where should i put the brainstorm

wanton sluice
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but its still probably photo

wanton sluice
deep dirge
#

wait i just saw the chad

rich seal
#

damn your right ty 🙏

deep dirge
#

yeah itd be photo

keen hazel
wanton sluice
#

Actually I don't think it even depends on level unless its plasma

glacial oxide
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What’s the easiest deck to get to purple? I’m on yellow but wondering if I should try anaglyph or plasma

wanton sluice
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plasma is funnily difficult

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probably yellow or checkered

glacial oxide
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Alright I’ll stick with yellow cause. Well I’m already there

wanton sluice
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plasma seems really easy but you have to get past the increased scaling which can be a pain early antes

glacial oxide
random quartz
#

can anyone tell me how to mod balatro

wanton sluice
deep dirge
random quartz
wanton sluice
#

I pinged you in the modding channel

cinder robin
#

is that a good joker?

cunning patrol
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YES

ember root
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sell him

cunning patrol
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Literally only got to Ante 8 cause of him

ember root
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actually no, fortune teller is kinda cute

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keep him

broken remnant
#

Здарова русские есть?

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Кто хочет поиграть в мультиплеер отпишитесь в лс

gray canopy
red hamlet
zenith owl
cinder robin
#

and that makes an infinite loop

red hamlet
#

fairs

zenith owl
#

@red hamlet why did you stop throwing lesbians

zenith owl
red hamlet
#

nah

zenith owl
#

Pls

cinder robin
#

its getting biggerrr

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so on average it takes 300 jokers to see any specfic common you want?

versed grove
#

I like pepsi

thin pilot
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oh so you like me huh

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sorry im taken but

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im flattered

tame steppe
thin pilot
deep dirge
boreal niche
#

But also credit card in the buffoon pack

opaque shard
#

I like the comedic timing the game has sometimes

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Idk how to explain it

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Like some actions made by the game give funny vibes

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The hook's effect being one

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Am I going crazy or do you guys see it too

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Also for examplewhen you have a card that doesn't trigger any jokers next to other cards that do

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And it just goes like "no not you"

tame steppe
#

wait nvm thtq was just purple

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i forgot i switched to abamdoned

gaunt crystal
cedar geode
#

perhaps a stupid question but does having brainstorm/saturn etc disable the ability to obtain steam achievements?

slim junco
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Except for the seeded runs

cedar geode
#

thought as much but thanks for clarifying

slim junco
#

Oh wait

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Do you mean the

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Saturn and Brainstorm mod? @cedar geode

cedar geode
#

yea, hence they probably do

slim junco
#

Ah, yes. But there is a way to activate Steam achievements even with mods

proper spear
rich seal
#

wait

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if the brainstorm copies the ability of the gros michel does the brainstorm also have a 1 in 15 chance to be destroyed?

proper spear
#

no

warm matrix
#

pretty crazy lineup considering i had 9x mult on the lucky cat

turbid ermine
#

Everytime I ask what LGBTQ means, I can never seem to get a straight answer

tired frigate
#

so many vouchers

jagged wing
supple sorrel
jagged wing
#

Like my 3rd time playing baltro on my phone. Brainstorm + hanging chad + ancient joker = brain turn off

turbid ermine
#

W

jagged wing
#

dawg I’m not even 5 seconds into endless ☠️

turbid ermine
#

W+

supple sorrel
#

S++++

rich seal
#

anyone got any tips for beginners

turbid ermine
#

Gambling

jagged wing
cunning patrol
#

Usually I just go for these two
odd_todd even_steven

turbid ermine
#

The bro and the fella

slim junco
# rich seal anyone got any tips for beginners

If you're really bored, have fun making the worst possible decisions. When you see a Wraith, take it. 9/10 times it'll be an obelisk or something worse for your build (Like Baron in abandoned deck) but you will have fun jimbo_spin

supple sorrel
brazen phoenix
cold dome
junior flame
#

what about, Android: the arrival of cryptid downfall of the phone

broken sinew
wary finch
#

What's better, +50 chips on five cards or +15 mult? Playing flushes

opaque shard
#

How high is your flush level

wary finch
opaque shard
#

That's fairly high

broken sinew
opaque shard
#

I'd say just find more jupiters and eventually get xmult from steel and glass cards

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It'll allow you to get rid of summit too

wary finch
broken sinew
#

just level up flush more

wary finch
#

I love double stencil so much, it's so funny to me

broken sinew
#

u dont need chips

opaque shard
#

Sharpstone might help for the time being but Idk

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Maybe just take it here and if your score is worse sell it immediately

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Worse or about the same

opaque shard
#

Level 7 flush on ante 3 is pretty good btw

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Do you have telescope

wary finch
#

Actually I was wrong it's level 4

turbid ermine
wary finch
#

I was reading the hands played number oopsie

broken sinew
wary finch
#

Onyx Agate or Arrowhead

broken sinew
#

are you doing club flushes

wary finch
#

I was doing spade flushes

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Oh man, Arrowhead or Cavendish?

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5X 5X 3X

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Let's gooo

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Wow I'm gonna finally beat purple stake on this stupid deck

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I won, against Violet Vessel of all things

spare mulch
wary finch
spare mulch
#

Yes

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And it’s $80 digital or $90 physical 😭😭

wary finch
#

I wish I wasn't prioritizing spades this whole time... Bloodstone pivot???

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Supernova pivot??

broken sinew
stiff hull
cold dome
stiff hull
#

Negative hit the road is crazy

broken sinew
cold dome
broken sinew
#

so you're just late