🎙・server-chat

[strong rose]

good for temperance and swashbuckler

[terse ferry]

Why is it that every time aura hits foil

[dreamy pier]

Hmm fair enough but it takes a joker slot.

[strong rose]

pray for swashbuckler

[solemn elm]

because the odds arent equal

its 50/35/15

foil, holo, poly

[dreamy pier]

I never get it

[untold bolt]

Don't question the mr bones merry andy

[strong rose]

pray harder

[strong rose]

🔥🔥

nanenanenaneinf

[dreamy pier]

I never get it when I need it most

[untold bolt]

you mainly just need to be very adaptable

which deck are you playing?

[dreamy pier]

Red deck

[untold bolt]

or are you just spreading your completions?

ah okay

[idle wigeon]

I just got 1.5x mult while walking around at 3:34am

[untold bolt]

I've only done purple stake on plasma deck

lmao

[little citrus]

no freaking way

[strong rose]

balatro reference

!!

[idle wigeon]

Yeah

[strong rose]

plasma deck

[dreamy pier]

Plasma deck? I unlocked it a few days ago

[ember root]

Plasma Deck is cool

I like it when it goes ''swhooong'' and then purple fire

[boreal niche]

you know how checkered deck is the deck where you play flushes

and win by flushing

with flushes

[untold bolt]

higher stake plasma deck is difficult as fuck though ngl

[boreal niche]

yeah i may not have gotten the memo

[ember root]

Surely it's not harder than high stake black deck

[opaque shard]

I want bananas

[dreamy pier]

And hope you don't accidentally do a royal flush

[hidden crown]

Guys my game keeps crashing and there’s like nothing in the #1200105253559873707

Im dying

[untold bolt]

I mean probably fucking not but 800k ante 8 boss blind is a tough task I'd say

[boreal niche]

Oops!

[strong rose]

checkerboard deck win with no played flushes would be very silly

[ember root]

Yeah tru

I don't even want to imagine plasma purple stake vv

[untold bolt]

I won it using ante 2 wee joker and DNA

[strong rose]

plasma deck purple stake violet vessel

[dreamy pier]

Reboot your device.

[untold bolt]

at that point the run's over

[strong rose]

lmao

[boreal niche]

Literally the only thing holding me back atp was my lack of chips

LMAO

non plasma mime/baron is so funny

[restive dawn]

Gamba?

[dreamy pier]

I like hiker

[ember root]

GAMBA

[strong rose]

imagine

[untold bolt]

uuuuuh

[strong rose]

4.8m chips required

[ember root]

Get oops all six or retriggers NOW

[untold bolt]

I don't like bloodstone

[ember root]

GAMBA GAMBA GAMBA

[untold bolt]

I prefer consistant xmult

[strong rose]

pray for 🎲

[ember root]

I am quite fond of bloodstone it got me the black deck gold stake win

[strong rose]

u can get Oops! All 6s which makes it consistent

[ember root]

oopsless but with a huge amount of retriggers

[strong rose]

i wonder which stake i used the combo

[untold bolt]

what advice do you have for gold stake black deck? I'm thinking of just going for it now

I need the character development

[strong rose]

blue stake

[sick summit]

Dr Specterd says spend more than you think you have to early on and worry about econ later

[untold bolt]

oh that makes sense. You get 6 joker slots after all

[sick summit]

And that advice is clearly helpful because black deck is terrible early but pretty good later

[heavy whale]

hey, is anyone here familiar with modding? ive asked about an issue three times today in the modded chat and ive been ignored three times

[sick summit]

Ig try to really get a different source of econ and try not to create big hands like straights and above. You get less econ from hands and it's harder for you to draw high hands when you have less hands to cycle through you deck

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[cedar glade]

the helpful people are pretty nice, maybe they’re asleep

[solemn elm]

doesnt matter if youre not getting support there, most people wont be able to help here

[trail temple]

bruh he just...

[cedar glade]

[trail temple]

how fucking rude

[strong rose]

omg i got egg first buffoon pack

[ember root]

Honestly I'm not too sure, maybe take whatever joker you can get to survive? that gold stake I got a Dusk expecting nothing of it but in the end it saved my ass like three times lmao

[cedar glade]

can’t blame the guy for asking yo

[solemn elm]

its just not the right place for it

[untold bolt]

What about consistent big hands, like flush and to some extent full house?

[solemn elm]

be patient rather than asking in a different place and expecting a different result

[untold bolt]

YEEEEES

[cedar glade]

imagine the sell value on that thing.

[strong rose]

true

crazy

[trail temple]

i bet you're real fun at parties

[solemn elm]

you escalated it immediately lol

of course youre new here

[trail temple]

has nothing to do with it, but mkay

[solemn elm]

it has everything to do with it

this happens all the time

[trail temple]

so just move on

[solemn elm]

asking in a different place does not get your issue solved, because the people who know how to answer it talk in those channels

[trail temple]

👍

[sick summit]

I don't recommend, the recommended hand from Specterd is 2 pair I believe

[sly pebble]

Thoughts on hologram over hanging Chad for king build?

[untold bolt]

if your build is working consistantly don't change it

[solemn elm]

what does your deck look like

[weak plover]

how often are you able to add cards

i personally only like hologram when i have dna because i don’t often but card packs

buy

[solemn elm]

hologram is reason enough to buy standard packs

[cedar glade]

Depends if you have glass

[solemn elm]

you should be doing so anyway if you have the econ for it

[weak plover]

that’s fair enough

[solemn elm]

for blue seals, etc

[weak plover]

my econ usually sucks so i prioritize tarot and planet

[sly pebble]

Does burnt joker count as add cards or just levels? I have good econ with gold seals.

[weak plover]

i’m also a noob tho

[solemn elm]

just levels

[untold bolt]

get better econ lmao

[cedar glade]

just levels

[untold bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ban-this-user-rocko-rockos-modern-life-nickelodeon-gif-27668180

[weak plover]

i thought this was the reply to me lol

don’t ban me for being bad at balatro pls

[untold bolt]

WHEN YES KING WAS IN FRONT OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES???

[sly pebble]

I was just trying to think about scalability. But I wasn't sure if burnt worked with jolo or not

[untold bolt]

I love ultrakill

[terse ferry]

Wow

[cold ruin]

Are you pulling these off youtube shorts or what

[terse ferry]

I lost this run btw

[heavy whale]

<@&1133519078540185692> random spammer

[solemn elm]

they also just posted cropped porn

[terse ferry]

💀

😮

[untold bolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1007371188726665347/1217632835662516265/caption.gif

[terse ferry]

I got banned on my previous discord

[heavy whale]

just gonna leave that here as an admission of ban evasion

[solemn elm]

no but fr, this is just cropped porn <@&1133519078540185692>

[terse ferry]

It’s been years

[solemn elm]

😭

sure

[untold bolt]

your old discord got banned or you got banned from this server?

[heavy whale]

either way thats not good. one is ban evasion TOS and one is ban evasion server

[untold bolt]

I got banned when I was 15 💀

[little citrus]

ok unc

[rare yew]

Hey gamers guess what

[untold bolt]

HOLY SHIT IT'S LOCALTHUNK

[rare yew]

Guess which one I have left

[trail temple]

me when no update 😪

[untold bolt]

gold stake black deck?

[heavy whale]

painted deck?

[rare yew]

Yuuuup

[trail temple]

plasma for me, hate it

[solemn elm]

we'll see if C++ is possible for you before silksong comes out

[rare yew]

That black deck is pretty hard huh

[true ridge]

Silksong and comes out in the same sentence 💔

[solemn elm]

did you not see

[true ridge]

I saw

But seeing isn't believing

[untold bolt]

just curious, about how many hours do you have on your own game? and is the game partially less fun because you made it?

[rare yew]

I dunno I’m having a great time

[ember root]

wow erm erm uh thunkin local just said that, uhm, black deck, uhm, black dekc buff incoming?!?! 👀

[little citrus]

omg is this the real local thunk

[heavy whale]

okay but like, they showed silksong in the nintindo direct so now they are gonna have nintindo pushing to release it

[rare yew]

I’m playing mobile so I don’t know hours

[heavy whale]

less than 24 hours ago

[solemn elm]

thunk doesnt know if it's less fun after having made it because thunk never played it without having made it

[rare yew]

Probably for the best

[untold bolt]

that's fair

[rare yew]

I couldn’t play it for many months post launch

Not until after mobile was released

[untold bolt]

I wonder if it's like, because you cooked the meal it tastes better though

[rare yew]

Then I felt I could finally have fun with it

I think I lose out on some of the fun

Like discovering the secret hands for the first time

Or the legendaries

[ember root]

Yeah that's valid

[rare yew]

Or the decks, etc

[untold bolt]

I'm still missing yorik ffs

[ember root]

It felt so good when I found out the difference between +mult and xmult

Like ''wait does the one in the red square multiplicate the mult?''

''waow''

[trail temple]

addition vs multiplication, crazy

[untold bolt]

thunk of local what should my first balatro video be about?

[rare yew]

I dunno whatever you want

I’m gonna get back to the black deck

[untold bolt]

fair enough

[rare yew]

Have fun yall

[cyan solstice]

Wow, can't even beat Gold Stake post-nerf

[ember root]

good luck on that black deck thunk

[cyan solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1210410615051386890/2024-02-23_10-18-54.mp4?ex=67ef41ba&is=67edf03a&hm=8513f00e9bd7ec66134a1ac185f5069dc4fb5683fcf0105635a58752971731ea&

[solemn elm]

in the factory. straight up nubbying it.

and by it, haha...

lets just say my number.

[cyan solstice]

I still don't fully understand the Black Deck hate, it's easy, isn't it?
You get one more Joker Slot so the run solves itself pretty much

[rare yew]

Yeah I know

[solemn elm]

Yeah! Exactly!

[rare yew]

It’s crazy it’s so much easier

[trail temple]

3 hand trash

[rare yew]

Jokers are powerful guys

[sick summit]

If it was infinite jokers it'd still be hard

[little citrus]

red deck on the other hand is insanely hard

harder than elden ring

could barely get past red stake

[solemn elm]

it'd have the same early game loss rate

[cyan solstice]

Play Erratic

that'll solve the problem for sure

[solemn elm]

but it would make buying jokers have basically no consequence

[onyx sorrel]

Wrong because jokerless run therefore jokers are useless

[untold bolt]

You should make it to where I can skip to gold stake /hj

[regal latch]

The hardest deck is clearly challenge deck

[solemn elm]

Why does jokerless have hex, ankh, temperance and wheel enabled 😭

[cyan solstice]

Jokerless Challenge Deck goes hard

[solemn elm]

and don't give me 'funny'

[onyx sorrel]

To increase the difficulty

[rare yew]

I dunno I think it’s fine

[solemn elm]

right, right. wouldn't want it to be too easy.

[onyx sorrel]

[regal latch]

Troll

[trail temple]

keep em in your consumables, ez

[sick summit]

Black deck should ban riff raff and immolate imo

[onyx sorrel]

Why immolate

[rare yew]

I actually kinda loved joker less

[cyan solstice]

Why riff raff?

[rare yew]

I did mine with straights

[untold bolt]

why immolate?

[trail temple]

4oak with 2s on monday yuhhh

[untold bolt]

MAKE MY WEE GROWWWWW

[sick summit]

Immolate is like riff raff in that you instantly win the run

[solemn elm]

my challenge gauntlet win was with straight flushes iirc

[cyan solstice]

Ohhh

[trail temple]

wee joker without the wee joker 😭

[cyan solstice]

In that case we should ban Obelisk too

[rare yew]

Yeah too good

[ember root]

black deck should ban joker stencil too

[untold bolt]

ban triboulet my beloved

[cyan solstice]

Joker Stencil's kinda ehhhh

[ember root]

x6 mult??? crazy

ban ban ban

too strong

[cyan solstice]

Is it really worth -1 hands per round for just an X2 Mult

[untold bolt]

What are the chances of getting a holographic legendary? I got one earlier

[cyan solstice]

instead of using the deck ability

[trail temple]

50/50

[solemn elm]

1.4%

[terse ferry]

Negative egg what

[cyan solstice]

You get one or you don't

[rare yew]

Exactly

Same odds as a natty negative

[untold bolt]

I used a soul card and got a holo perkeo

[trail temple]

happens or it doesn't

[ember root]

nah you get an ankh and it's gg

[terse ferry]

Cool

[cyan solstice]

I mean, I guess, but there's other Jokers you can do that with

Unless it's an Eternal Joker Stencil

[ember root]

Just for the record I am trolling about Joker Stencil

[solemn elm]

the stencil naneinf:

81 stencils be damned

[cyan solstice]

i know
I just like ruining people's fun

[ember root]

But I will say you can keep a few slots open if you're on black deck specifically

For like early game when you desperately need the xmult

'til you find something better

[terse ferry]

What

No you skip rare or investment

[ember root]

😒

[onyx sorrel]

Egg should have a "Cracks 1/100" so that egg enthusiasts don't always get temperance value 😈

[solemn elm]

wouldnt be able to get eternal

[untold bolt]

Hot take: I've never been able to use black board well

[solemn elm]

thats not a hot take

thats just an observation

[ember root]

That's fine

[onyx sorrel]

I don't want it eternal 😡

[solemn elm]

thats an issue with you personally

[wanton sluice]

[rare yew]

Hmm crackable eggs…

[regal latch]

Uh oh

[solemn elm]

Have you played glop

[versed grove]

Hi guys

[rare yew]

No I don’t play mods

[solemn elm]

unbelievable

[versed grove]

Make me laugh please

[solemn elm]

you should add Glop in the next update

[onyx sorrel]

🤑

[wanton mortar]

I think this game hate me ;-;

[regal latch]

[ember root]

Gros Michegg coming next update? 👀

[versed grove]

HAH

[rare yew]

I avoid looking at mods because I still have a game to make

[wanton sluice]

Valid

[rare yew]

Coming up with ideas is the most fun part

[terse ferry]

Yo it’s localthunk

are you the real one

[wanton sluice]

Yes he is

[rare yew]

I dunno maybe

[solemn elm]

no

[regal latch]

No he’s a fake

[onyx sorrel]

No he isn't

[wanton sluice]

(I’m lying)

[ember root]

No he's fake he hasn't beaten gold stake black deck

[terse ferry]

localthunk

[ember root]

Fake fan

[onyx sorrel]

LocalThunk but he's Thunk, Local

[terse ferry]

fr

[solemn elm]

localthunk would be too busy playing nubby's number factory to be chatting rn

[ember root]

Outta here, shush

[onyx sorrel]

Look at the difference.

[wanton sluice]

So real

[rare yew]

Nub

[terse ferry]

localthunk make wheel of fortune odds better

[rare yew]

[onyx sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/nubby's-number-factory-nubby-live-reaction-gif-9589486943546611189

Thunk are you part of the NNF dev team

[rare yew]

They’re already the perfect 1 in 4

[trail temple]

who up thunking they local rn

[solemn elm]

Thunk, thoughts on making hone/glow up affect Wheel (make it 2/4 and 4/4 respectively) and make negative odds be affected again

[wanton sluice]

Nah

Gamba

I like gambling

[finite phoenix]

Change it to the glass one in four

[wanton sluice]

Wheel makes you feel alive

[terse ferry]

My wheel of fortunes are like
nope!
nope!
nope!
nope!
nope!
nope!
Then foil

[rare yew]

Within sampling error

[trail temple]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-were-the-millers-you-guys-are-getting-paid-will-poulter-gif-15947352

[wanton sluice]

If glass never breaks, and wheel never hits

[wanton sluice]

They balance each other out

[solemn elm]

(3/4)^6 is still ~18% odds of happening

[wanton sluice]

Regressing to the median or smth like that

[untold bolt]

I've succesfully used it an amount of times I can count on my fingers

[sly grove]

c++? like the programming language?

[regal latch]

Thunk should make Wheel have a 1/16 but say 1/4 so you can gaslight more people

[wanton sluice]

Completionist ++

[terse ferry]

Oh wait, he already did

[wanton sluice]

Gold sticker everything, all gold stakes, some other stuff

[solemn elm]

eh it's funnier for it to actually be 1/4 but people think its not 1/4 because people are bad at estimating probability

[sly grove]

that was half a joke

[wanton sluice]

Stop data mining

Smh

[rare yew]

You can get C++ without C+

[wanton sluice]

Leave the code alone

[terse ferry]

Yall best programming language is brainfork

[solemn elm]

You can get C++ without C+, and both without C

[wanton sluice]

Wheel odds are perfect as they are

[terse ferry]

What about c#

[rare yew]

Uhhhh

Is this true

[terse ferry]

A 0% chance?

[rare yew]

I don’t think that’s true

[tiny gust]

oh hey it's localthunk

[solemn elm]

its true

[tiny gust]

nice game, thanks for making it

[rare yew]

Oh I guess

[terse ferry]

Local.thunk in the multiplayer server:

[rare yew]

You could not discover planets

And vouchers

[wanton sluice]

A 1% chance

Perfect

[solemn elm]

or tarots, or vouchers, or spectrals, etc

[tiny gust]

what

[terse ferry]

Localthunk what’s your opinion on silksong

[solemn elm]

youd just need to discover all jokers

[solemn elm]

hasn't even come out yet

[terse ferry]

This guy said that update came out

[ember root]

You could also be like ''avoiding unlocking hit the road is optimal''

[wanton sluice]

Yeah but what’s your opinion

[terse ferry]

Imposter localthunk

[solemn elm]

it's a game

[finite phoenix]

Mr thunk

[wanton sluice]

Thunk, how do you feel about the new Mario kart characters

Cow

Bat

Dolphin

[solemn elm]

I love them

[wanton sluice]

Max rebo

Etc

[terse ferry]

Toads factory

[solemn elm]

24 player mario kart <3

[wanton sluice]

All for me to still just play shy guy

[regal latch]

Thunk are you truly local or online

[tiny gust]

if localthunk answered each question they got we'd be here for another six years

[wanton sluice]

Indeed

[solemn elm]

thats why im here

[wanton sluice]

Then silksong might be out

[solemn elm]

comes out this year

[wanton sluice]

(I never played hollow knight)

[wanton sluice]

Heresy

You just have to believe

[solemn elm]

wouldn't be surprised if it ends up just being a launch title

[regal latch]

Silksong tomorrow

[brazen phoenix]

hollow knight comes out this year

[wanton sluice]

Hollow knight came out years ago

[solemn elm]

so June 5th onwards

[terse ferry]

What’s your most feared thing in balatro

[wanton sluice]

Straights

[solemn elm]

bottom decking

[tiny gust]

deltarune tomorrow

[regal latch]

Getting 4 of the cards needed for a straight but not getting any other card needed to win

[terse ferry]

the plant:
hand 3 psychic:

[regal latch]

That doesn’t work anymore that a release date is revealed

[wanton sluice]

“Revealed”

[tiny gust]

screw you I'm taking away your skong

[wanton sluice]

(It’s a hoax)

[trail temple]

flush needed and you got 4 of 2 different suits

[wanton sluice]

[terse ferry]

Walkie talkie

[regal latch]

Jokes on you I only care about Raidou remaster

[terse ferry]

[tiny gust]

nothing I wanted is coming out anyways

[crisp blaze]

GOTTA GET THE ETERNAL WALKIE

[wanton sluice]

What about new souls game

Duskblood or wtv

[tiny gust]

no

[wanton sluice]

Rip

Fair enough

[regal latch]

We got SMT Nocturne and we got Raidou Soulless Army

Now we need Devil Survivor

[wanton sluice]

I know what 0 of those worded mean

[terse ferry]

What do i do

[wanton sluice]

You fly

Shine bright like a diamond

[wanton sluice]

You don’t fly

[trail temple]

die

[wanton sluice]

You evaporate

[regal latch]

Megaten games

[wanton sluice]

And think about your decisions

[tiny gust]

Thy end is now, I suppose

[regal latch]

Quite the poor Judgement

[wanton sluice]

That word means nothing to me

[regal latch]

That’s fair, Megaten is usually a little more niche than motst franchises

[wanton sluice]

I’m just uncultured

I literally play Minecraft and Balatro

That’s basically it

[terse ferry]

I cry

[wanton sluice]

Don’t we all

(I’m doing physics homework)

[regal latch]

Basically very cool jrpgs about order chaos and humanity that are super edgy

It’s the overarching franchise of Persona

[wanton sluice]

Mmh

Like stardew valley

I am a fan of stardew valley

[terse ferry]

Ignore friction

it makes stuff easier

[tiny gust]

he did not in fact prepare thyself

[wanton sluice]

It’s a lab report

And friction is kind of the topic of the report

Lol

[terse ferry]

I’ve gotten more legendaries that I’ve gotten wheel hits

[lilac gyro]

Someone

[wanton sluice]

No one

[lilac gyro]

Play multiplayer mod

With me

[tiny gust]

nty

[lilac gyro]

Kms

[whole harness]

omg guys

i'm about to do it

[terse ferry]

Way

What

[whole harness]

MY FIRST WIN

[wanton sluice]

Eyyyy

Congrats

[whole harness]

NOT YET

[wanton sluice]

I don’t have an emoji to express raging happiness. But trust me, it is there

[whole harness]

omggg

OMGGG

LET'S GOO

😹

[spring spire]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-23415706

[terse ferry]

Good job

[spring spire]

I remember my first win, great accomplishment

[whole harness]

wait

it's not over yet ???

[untold bolt]

Guyshow long does it take to beat black deck gold stake approximately?

[onyx sorrel]

There is an emoji to express raging happiness

🎉

[whole harness]

I must beat 8/8 ??????????

[spring spire]

oh yea

[untold bolt]

...uh oh

[wanton sluice]

You have to beat ante 8

Lol

[untold bolt]

violet vessel

[whole harness]

shit

[wanton sluice]

Violent vessel

[spring spire]

Have fun, you found the final boss

[wanton sluice]

Nah you got this king

Probably

[spring spire]

It gets into scientific notation in endless

And don't get me statred in crypted

and jens alminac

[wanton sluice]

Cryptid is silly

[spring spire]

yea

[whole harness]

nah men 300k

can't get over it

[untold bolt]

one of my first wins

I think my second win

[whole harness]

gg

[untold bolt]

mfw I used both smeared and 4 fingers

[wanton sluice]

What are you scoring

Rip

[whole harness]

Man i'm around 20k per hand

[wanton sluice]

Try to find some x mult and you should be chilling

You’re chipsmaxxing pretty hard

[terse ferry]

Cook

[wanton sluice]

You’ve got this bro

[untold bolt]

your biggest issue atm is that you aren't replacing old jokers

[whole harness]

yeah but they got the +10 mult

[untold bolt]

odd todd is pretty shit late game, and so is riff raff. And while they may be holographic, you should still look for better options that will score you more

[strong rose]

riff-raff is good

i got gold stake with it

[untold bolt]

abstract, swashbuckler, and other flat mult jokers will give more

[strong rose]

🔥🔥

[untold bolt]

and you should be aiming for an xmult joker as well

as well as things that scale consistantly

[untold bolt]

riff raff doesn't do anything if they don't have any more joker slots

[terse ferry]

😭

😲

[strong rose]

• Oops! All 6s (Foil)
• Hologram (Holographic)
• DNA (Polychrome)
• Lucky Cat (Polychrome, x4.5 Mult)
• Chicot

[strong rose]

ye

but gold stake

[terse ferry]

Well

[strong rose]

!!

[terse ferry]

Fr

[untold bolt]

will I be respected in this server if I beat completionist++?

[strong rose]

www

[terse ferry]

Yes

[strong rose]

nice

[untold bolt]

I've only completed one gold stake run btw

[untold bolt]

I couldn't find anything better to replace him with tbh

[whole harness]

im cooked

[strong rose]

was it normal edition

[untold summit]

Does anyone have any tips I'm trying to beat the black deck so I can get the checkered deck

[untold bolt]

yes lol

[strong rose]

🔥🔥

[untold bolt]

Do you mind if I go through the seed to give advice on what you could have done?

[whole harness]

Hahaha no problem but i'm going to sleep

[untold bolt]

alright. I probably won't since it is getting late lmao

[whole harness]

I was so close fck

[slim junco]

Yeah

Only

[untold bolt]

only what?

[slim junco]

Egg

[vagrant bane]

Guys

In a recent interview with Mr Jack black for the minecraft movie he was asked what game was he has played the Most recently

He said balatro

[trail temple]

yeah

[vagrant bane]

I am even steven

[strong rose]

i lost the game

[terse ferry]

🤯

[vagrant bane]

Flint boss blind and chariot

The jokers here love crushing gros michaels

[strong rose]

gros michael

[vagrant bane]

Chicken joker

I forgot any others minecraft movie memes I can turn into balatro shit

I yearn for the discards

[narrow elm]

quickest cavendish I've ever found

[strong rose]

ante 1 cavendish when

[vagrant bane]

Here comes the 1 in 1000

[trail temple]

currently riding a banana too, immediately popped up in next pack after gross michael died kek

[narrow elm]

same

[trail temple]

we in there

[narrow elm]

!!!

[strong rose]

apparently gros michel is more expensive than cavendish

lmao

[trail temple]

said banana

[strong rose]

u should get polychrome on cavendish

looks cool

[trail temple]

riffraff a curse now but gold sticker hopefully

[strong rose]

lol

i got eternal riff raff on gold stake as well

ended up winning

[tall fern]

[slim junco]

I love to play this, the Anaglyph Deck

I don't understand why they would add a deck that does nothing...

But well, I reckon LocalThunk had his reason

[strong rose]

grrrr

[agile pawn]

happened to me in an unseeded run

[slim junco]

Did you win that run

[slender coral]

unseeded

[slim junco]

Seems like a normal run

What's so special about it

[slender coral]

doing alot better than i usually do lol

[slim junco]

Maybe it wasn't your seed

Maybe you just played well :0

I really need to hold back from playing Orange Stake now

I'm already over my 3 runs a day clause

LOL

Not playing Plasma feels so good

[strong rose]

nice

lucky ace

silly Xmult

[finite shadow]

I’m sorry chicot….

[candid ingot]

wtf is happening

this is the weirdest run i’ve ever had

[slim junco]

I haven't seen Cavendish again for at least 60 runs.. 💔

[olive karma]

ante 0 lmao

[finite shadow]

Modded!!!!!

[trail temple]

hate this deck with a burning passion and everything in me

gn

[candid ingot]

oops all canio

[terse ferry]

Find another ankh

[rare yew]

I did it

[onyx sorrel]

Black deck gold stake

[rare yew]

Ezpz

[onyx sorrel]

Owner not having all achievements? Noob

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[finite shadow]

Literally the easiest deck in the game? But word

[finite shadow]

Good job thunker❤️

[trail temple]

not past purple

[finite shadow]

Just make number big?

[candid ingot]

they’re not eternal i need an invis joker

[terse ferry]

Even black deck?

[rare yew]

Just beat it!

I had a nutty run

[terse ferry]

Oh shoot it’s the real thunk, local

[finite shadow]

Black deck in the pic!

[terse ferry]

LocalThunk update drivers license

[finite shadow]

So proud

[rare yew]

The previous run I fumbled the bag on ante 7

[shy heart]

i did it for the 9th time in a row

[candid ingot]

this is unreal

[wary sigil]

maybe i should hold off on getting unseeded naneinf

[terse ferry]

E

[umbral hazel]

Hello everyone I am jonkling

[lost kindle]

hi jonkling

inklingjoker

[oblique lichen]

CANIO LOVER

THATS ME

[lost kindle]

trib better

[oblique lichen]

XD

[oblique lichen]

omg

that shit dont feel right

[oblique lichen]

nah

Canio is the best fr

[lost kindle]

trib better

[untold bolt]

the dream

I love triboulet

[lost kindle]

yessirrr

[oblique lichen]

give me your seed, btw i love canio, im canio, canio its me

[lost kindle]

negative swash over here

[lost kindle]

9SW31B23

[candid ingot]

it’s gg

canio army did well

[oblique lichen]

give me thats seed omg

Canio its god?, yes

[lost kindle]

HAHA

POWERR

[untold bolt]

beat black deck black stake just now though

[dreamy charm]

today i learned riff raff can give neg jokers

[untold bolt]

really?

[lost kindle]

actually?

[dreamy charm]

yep

not actually sure what these chances are

but

[onyx sorrel]

Yeah pretty sure it gives all editions.

[lost kindle]

no way

negative egg my king

[untold bolt]

no way it's me

[lost kindle]

i love this game

bru too much invis

cant even throw away anything

[oblique lichen]

yio bro wtf

[candid ingot]

2A5ZFX5E, canio shows up in a booster pack in like ante 6

somebody better than me can probably push this a lot farther

[lost kindle]

ikr

this seed is nuts

[oblique lichen]

nah in really bad, only know how to get naneinf but in +200iq game in a monkey

English sucks fr

[lost kindle]

two pair's here for fun

[candid ingot]

trousers are carrying

[oblique lichen]

fr

[dreamy charm]

i was just thinking that lol

you know neg egg is just infinite temperance value

which is nice

[oblique lichen]

e

[oblique lichen]

i think its cool a new egg, Masive Egg : He gain x2 price for a round, for example, masive egg round 1 its 32$ in round 2 is 64$, is rare joker

ok thats is crazy

@prisma seal what do you think

[limpid tree]

i always wondered what a wildcard build would look like

[lost kindle]

welp i die here

[limpid tree]

like would it be ancient joker with the uncommon suit boosting jokers?

hearts, arrowhead, all that

[lost kindle]

w the 173 rerolls

i dont think ill be able to manage y own bank ccount in the future

[quiet harbor]

Oh shit I didn't think about that

Neg egg is actually op

[dreamy charm]

sick set up on ante 10

going for unseeded naneinf, its a good start

ive thrown a couple runs and have never gotten it myself

[oblique lichen]

sell mimic and Baron, bad jokers for Naneinf

[dreamy charm]

true

i will invis neg egg

[spiral ridge]

Prayge for the steel red seal polychrome

[oblique lichen]

use Blue praint a brainstorm for a neg egg

[dreamy charm]

oh you havent seen the deck

[spiral ridge]

[dreamy charm]

aura hit once and ive built off it

[celest mirage]

Hello everynyan

[spiral ridge]

Mr Krabs ahh deck

[celest mirage]

Sponge me boy I'm dying

[oblique lichen]

bad deck, just put all cards is a 6 with blue seal

[spiral ridge]

Bonus 6 with blue seal looking like the best card for ur build #TBH

[celest mirage]

How everynyan

I gotta get back into this game

Gotta make a build that explodes my phone

[dreamy charm]

YOOOOOOOOO

[spiral ridge]

Would actually kinda be really good if Baron didn't trigger before Jokers

[dreamy charm]

yeah it would

ill just hit neg cavendish later trust

[spiral ridge]

Truth 🙏

If only Cavendish was the same edition as the Michel

[oblique lichen]

ye

[dreamy charm]

i didnt mention but i also found a neg splash

guy goes in!

[brave saddle]

sigma throwback

[dreamy charm]

NOOOO -1 HAND LEVEL

[icy grove]

NOOOOOO GOD DAMN IT MAN!
I almost had a naneif run going!
I started out just messing around on black stake with Spare Trousers but then I picked up a negative baron and a perkeo in the same shop
Followed by a mime two shops later along with a cryptic after two rerolls
Had about 35 of those before I couldn't beat the small blind and said aight lets send it
And it fell short ;w;

New high score though 👍

[vivid island]

Oh no!
...anyway

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-no-one-cares-gif-18925814

[tidal saffron]

hey guys

i appear to be lost and i took a wrong turn

does anyone have directions for the cryptid mod server

[strong rose]

planet

[tidal saffron]

yes

[fathom minnow]

DMed

[tidal saffron]

thanks goat 🙏

[icy grove]

Bruh

[native viper]

red banana

[dreamy charm]

red banan indeed

I’m seeing zero spectral packs so I think I’m dying to ante 22 or so

YOOOOO

saved

[blissful crescent]

I dont think putting all blueprints and brainstorms on mime is optimal

[dreamy charm]

it was at the end of round for gold card money

[blissful crescent]

Unless its money you want

Yeah

[dreamy charm]

you can micro mid scoring

[magic swan]

gg

[dreamy charm]

this is how ive been winning rounds

not even sure its optimal

[strong rose]

do debuffed cards still get copied by DNA

[echo sand]

iirc they don't because debuffed cards disable all joker effects that would apply to them

[strong rose]

ic

ty

[echo sand]

np

[red hamlet]

It is

[strong rose]

i got the exact chips requirement in ante 2 small and big blinds

wpgopgho0phgophgo0

[meager plank]

I HATE baseball joker

[dreamy charm]

couldnt find the ecto in time

very sad

[meager plank]

Woah

[lost kindle]

2000$

balator university tuition prices

[meager plank]

Might have to go

Does balatro university give you a solid diploma

[strong rose]

blue deck blue stake

• Hanging Chad
• Lusty Joker
• Bloodstone
• Photograph (Polychrome)
• Hologram [Eternal] (x3 Mult)

[lost kindle]

ask the man urself

[dreamy charm]

6MRPNEIJ is the seed for anyone better than me that can pull it off

i had mime + baron + blueprint by ante 10 i think

maybe more jokers

[undone oxide]

will the bloodstone exist already

[quaint halo]

Bal-rap-tro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0GNBZwwboU

[meager plank]

Who is the man

[strong rose]

+-6 mult

[fresh flint]

what should i do?

[lost kindle]

the yt

[meager plank]

Make it a negative card and you have a positive negative positive

[undone oxide]

how much is your lucky

[fresh flint]

x9

[undone oxide]

uh

[fresh flint]

it can go higher

[native viper]

guys the boss blind is the serpent and i dont have hand size voucher, can i naneif?

[red hamlet]

no burglar and you need 88 cards on non-plasma

[native viper]

i see

[red hamlet]

for one, you should copy the trib instead unless you're farming lucky procs
and buying brainstorm now gets you an extra 2 es (lucky cat won't even get close until like 400 procs)

(101x lucky cat)

also correction i guess, 10000 procs

[fresh flint]

THANK YOU LYSM

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-blow-kiss-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-gif-8269798097228536055

[north pebble]

I’m the chosen one

[gleaming urchin]

i just got a flush house never knew it was a thing

[red hamlet]

wait till you find out about 5oak and flush five

[dreamy charm]

Wait til you hear about the “clusterfuck”

[red hamlet]

modded 🥱

[gleaming urchin]

i knew about 5 of a kind and flush five but not flush house

[dreamy charm]

Or how about “the entire fucking deck”

That’s a good one too

[north pebble]

or rock🔥

[gleaming urchin]

that is in a mod isnt it

[north pebble]

5 rock cards

[magic swan]

fuck smiley

[red hamlet]

my poor profile

[north pebble]

I love smiley :)

good vibes

[strong rose]

game hates me

[north pebble]

is that a mystic summit in ante 8?

bro

💔🥀

[zinc kite]

mystic summit 😭

[strong rose]

i had a no-discard strat

[north pebble]

burger you mean?

that’s still 15 mult bro

that’s like 4 planets

[strong rose]

just

no discards

[north pebble]

😭💔

[north pebble]

what does this mean

[strong rose]

i had green joker, mystic summit, burglar

[north pebble]

Yeah burger

[red hamlet]

borgler

[strong rose]

🍔

[north pebble]

🍔

[strong rose]

burglar my favorite food joker

[north pebble]

yuh

[red hamlet]

chicot my favorite food joekr

[north pebble]

Burgar fries and an ice cream for desert

[north pebble]

Chicot is underrated imp

bro is goated

🔥

[red hamlet]

I'm aware

[north pebble]

WHAT

[red hamlet]

(it's cheated, i was testing things and forgot to switch profile xdd)

[slim shuttle]

save file edititng 🔥

[north pebble]

💔🥀

[red hamlet]

no, just debugplus xdd

i wanted to find out how many chicots it takes to nane-inf

[slim shuttle]

so how much did it take

[red hamlet]

691 for violet vessel
around 1080 for the wall

[blissful crescent]

Nah this is lore accurate chicot

[slim shuttle]

seems balanced

[blissful crescent]

If he used 1% of his power

[stiff flint]

I'm startin to think I stink at this game

[cedar flame]

Relatable

[stiff flint]

Luckily I'm just stupidly stubborn enough to try and demonstrate the definition of insanity and keep trying to make these bum ass joker cards work 😔

[red hamlet]

oh, that's everyone

[stiff flint]

Also yet another fellow feline

[red hamlet]

for every run that roffle posts, there's at least 10 that die before ante 8

or barely make it

[stiff flint]

It h u r t s

One day I was on fire, getting back to back wins and advancing to the next decks, now I'm just

mere egg

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/techpriest-admech-mechanicus-adeptus-mechanicus-hadron-darktide-gif-13146607017756268721

[hidden dragon]

well thats cus he 4fun plays and tries weird combos

[red hamlet]

you got this

[hidden dragon]

content gamer instead of trying to maximize winning gamer

[red hamlet]

You don't play games for fun?

that's fuckin' weeeeeeird

[hidden dragon]

Winning is fun to me 👍

[red hamlet]

bro just does not have fun half the time playing multiplayer games

wild

[hidden dragon]

?

I just said he plays for content what's up w the attitude hahaha

[woeful basin]

look at Perkeo
what have they done to my boy😭😭

[stiff flint]

Thank, I'm gonna ball out

[red hamlet]

oh nothing personal or anything

[stiff flint]

Nothing personell, kid

[red hamlet]

i just don't understand the "winning is fun, i play to win" kind of gamer mindset

[hidden dragon]

I mean to me it's just that I enjoy getting good at games

[red hamlet]

it just kind of sounds miserable to play games and only get fun from winning

[hidden dragon]

Not really, I enjoy it a lot

If I lose and I learn it's fun as well

[red hamlet]

yeah, i wish i could learn from losing in pvp games xdd

[hidden dragon]

I just enjoy playing games with the end goal of getting good and winning

[red hamlet]

mfw every time i get killed in a pvp game
the only thing i learn is "i should just not exist near other players"

[sand frost]

yeah

i know some friends who play just to film clips 😢

[red hamlet]

did you tell them to get help?

[hidden dragon]

Play to farm clips is wild though

[sand frost]

yes

[hidden dragon]

I just enjoy being top 100 in games

I work boring office progamming job, need to find some way to improve

[red hamlet]

i kinda get it tho

it's fun to get funny clips like this

Personally, I think it's better to play games to have fun
do funny shit, try your best sometimes
but prioritize having fun over trying to win
cause at a certain point the want of winning is stronger than the want of having fun
so you end up being miserable when you start to lose

[stiff flint]

I like to commit crimes against humanity in games

It's either that, do cool lil' adventure things, or hit nasty clips with my frens

[red hamlet]

i like terrorizing people on the rift

[stiff flint]

Balatro is my outlier and I love it

[undone oxide]

same

[stiff flint]

I dunno what I just watched but hell yeah good job

[red hamlet]

it's the one thing balatro lacks

war crimes

[strong rose]

guess what

[sand frost]

nice

[strong rose]

beating verdant leaf without selling any jokers is so silly

[undone oxide]

theres this game i like that has helicopters so ill just drop my helicopter and wait for the enemy to steal them and then detonate c4 placed on the helicopter

[next furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[fringe compass]

got my first gold stake win today, feels good man

[red hamlet]

banger

[strong rose]

• Misprint [Eternal] (Holographic)
• Mystic Summit [Eternal]
• The Idol [Eternal]
• Madness [Eternal] (x8.5 Mult)
• The Tribe [Eternal]

[strong rose]

gg

[fringe compass]

i always try and fish skip on the first small blind to get good voucher, like polychrome or free rare joker

[hidden dragon]

or people play the way they like

[fringe compass]

does anyone else do the same?

[north pebble]

💔

[strong rose]

what

[red hamlet]

Not a bad idea
though a better skip is the 25 dollar one for beating boss blind

[undone oxide]

polychrome is good but i wouldnt skip for it because its very rng dependant

[red hamlet]

free

[fringe compass]

yeah that one is also good

imo it's the best one

[undone oxide]

im dumb

[fringe compass]

then it's the free everything in next shop

[undone oxide]

but its still rng dependent

idk i like free 25

[red hamlet]

no i'm aware
it's why i said i think

it's just kinda sad to see people get hella frustrated when they start losing

[fringe compass]

yeah 25$ is the best one no doubt

[undone oxide]

i always take 25$ and free rare but it mostly ends up with a bad rare joker

[steady mountain]

Everything free in the next shop is pretty good

[undone oxide]

idk why but i keep rerolling for ante 1 madness

[hidden dragon]

ya flaming is cringe

that just means you blame other things for losing

[tame idol]

free rare is nice when you're in ante one red stake or higher

[hidden dragon]

I just have attitude always my fault if I lose because I'm not perfect so

[red hamlet]

As long as i'm having fun, i could be 0/10

[hidden dragon]

and then even if I have 4 donkeys and I'm stuck toplane on island

[red hamlet]

sucks to suck, can't win 'em all

[hidden dragon]

I still could play lane better so

I play league lane w least impact on game which is my bad in the end

[native viper]

imagine getting polychrome egg

[fringe compass]

ppl love hanging chad that much?

[red hamlet]

it's just kinda busted for a common

2 retriggers on first card make it strong for things like photo, glass etc.

[fringe compass]

wait it's common

[red hamlet]

yea

[fringe compass]

i never see it that much i thought it's rare lol

[red hamlet]

it's the only common retrig

[fringe compass]

isn't the face card trigger twice one common?

[red hamlet]

sock and buskin?

uncommon

[fringe compass]

well hanging chad's goated then

[red hamlet]

yup

[fringe compass]

but which is the weakest joker?

[red hamlet]

basic joker is eh
mr bones is kinda blegh most of the time
flower pot can be annoying to play with
same with hit the road

Chicot can be replaced with a voucher

[strong rose]

game trolling

[stiff flint]

She joker on my sock 'til I'm buskin

[vivid island]

popcorn not too bad but that's kinda on the teasing side

[lone vessel]

Weeee pb and nonendless

Luck didnt give me more glass cards with red stamp so it didnt get me that far tho

[abstract solstice]

what this code means in seeds ?

[stiff flint]

Just discarded a royal flush for that one joker

I'm hurtin but that was worth

[lone vessel]

this

doesent seem like the right place

maybe #1198672646645239978

@thin hemlock

[cyan solstice]

Indeed

[thin hemlock]

okay thanks. maybe in off-topic as I can't post on other games.

[red hamlet]

that's the seed

when you go to start a run
click seeded on the bottom and it'll pop up a field to put it in

[ancient harness]

Oof

[north pebble]

wait

what does it do

[strong rose]

after 2 rounds of having it, it copies a random joker that u have

[north pebble]

no I mean does it copy other invisible jokers

I assume no

?

[strong rose]

when u sell it

[strong rose]

i lost early

so i didnt get to activate it

[north pebble]

oh

💔🥀