🎙・server-chat

[calm cypress]

y'all gotta try this seed NI8K6QZI

that was so fun imma play it again

[balmy gazelle]

i just realized its blatro not balatro

[hollow pewter]

I will

[calm cypress]

literally running it again and i have negative baron and 10 kings at ante 4

literally ante 2

[cosmic nexus]

looks pretty normal?

[whole kite]

Guys, ancient joker is the easiest joker to use, free win with flush

[surreal plume]

I think its not enough

Not even a third of the cards have triggered and the fire animation is already bugged

I might even go have lunch and it would still not be over

[finite phoenix]

That’s a little overkill

[surreal plume]

Yeah a little

[willow reef]

thats a new start

[whole kite]

I want the result of that

[surreal plume]

2.2924e1167

[whole kite]

I don't evene know how to make the baron build

[surreal plume]

I calculated it with a website

[whole kite]

But I am very good with the ancient joker

[whole kite]

Balatrolator?

[surreal plume]

Find perkeo and start building around a single rank and suit with red seal

[thick moss]

What's the best way to get legendaries i wonder

[surreal plume]

Get mail in rebate

[thick moss]

Like obviously it's chance

[glacial sequoia]

very nice. 5k is next to-go

[thick moss]

But like on an unmodded game

[surreal plume]

I just use a seed filter mod
I won't elaborate on that in this channel tho

[thick moss]

Is it just doing mega arcana skips and restarting until you get it

[thick moss]

Oh no I know what you're using

[whole kite]

Perkeo can spawn in shop or just soul?

[thick moss]

Roffle uses one I think

[surreal plume]

The soul

[thick moss]

All legendaries are soul exclusive

[whole kite]

Damn it

Do you guys use madness and ancient joker?

I made 2 builds with each and it was amazing

[surreal plume]

I have never had the chance to duplicate an eternal madney

[thick moss]

I don't really use madness mainly because I haven't gotten to the stake with eternal stamps yet

[surreal plume]

madness

Ive had multiple joker stencils tho

[willow reef]

exclusively madness on ghost deck

ive won games with only 1 polychrome madness

but ancient joker my beloved

[whole kite]

I made a madness polychrome with 4 or 5 eternal jokers

[willow reef]

i havent tried madness on higher stakes

[whole kite]

Ancient joker is the easiest to gamebreak eveything, you need ancient joker and a blueprint or brainstorm combined with hanging chad

Easy build

[whole kite]

I used it on black stake

[willow reef]

only time using the lovers is good

ancient joker about to trigger clubs when club boss:

[whole kite]

And plasma deck is the easiest to break, all you need is a negative stuntman and some ankhs

[whole kite]

This happened to me 2 times

[surreal plume]

The humble luchador:

[whole kite]

Savior of all run

[willow reef]

hot take fellas

luchador > chicot

[glacial sequoia]

[surreal plume]

Chicot taking away your serpent boss and one slot while luchador saves your life and then doesn't bother you anymore

[willow reef]

and plus chicot is significantly harder to get

[surreal plume]

Chicot could use some rework

Maybe turn negative boss effects into positive ones

[willow reef]

"i barely lived through that small blind, but I got a soul card! i hope it saves my run!"
the evil chicot:

[thin pilot]

thats the best joker idea i have heard so far

from anyone

[willow reef]

real

[surreal plume]

Really?

[willow reef]

imagine the suit bosses

[surreal plume]

Nice

[willow reef]

"all hearts are retriggered" sounds insane

[surreal plume]

Hearts are buffed

Lol

[thin pilot]

crazy

that would make chicot

actually

kinda nice to have

[surreal plume]

Always draw at least 3 cards

[willow reef]

no

serpent is always draw 5 cards

[thin pilot]

ohohohoh

baron runs

would go insane

[surreal plume]

Nice

[willow reef]

baron manacle

[thin pilot]

at that point

i think

u wont even need

burglar

or

perkeo

[surreal plume]

Extra small blind

[thin pilot]

all u would need is 6 hands 6 discards

[willow reef]

hear me out

verdant leaf

gives you a negative perishable copy of one of your jokers

[thin pilot]

oo

[surreal plume]

Nice

[willow reef]

how would amber acorn work tho

[thin pilot]

what would crimson heart do

[surreal plume]

Hand

[willow reef]

do the same as verdant leaf but the copy changes every hand

[zenith dirge]

is anyone experienced with crash debugging? running a couple of QOL mods and cryptid and i'm crashing on launch, it first complained that talisman wasnt up to date and now i have a new error i cant figure out

[surreal plume]

A random copy of a joker for a hand

[willow reef]

#⚙・modding-general

[zenith dirge]

@willow reef thank you 🙂

[thin pilot]

aight aight what about

needle

[willow reef]

np

[willow reef]

doubles your hands

[thin pilot]

bruh

thats

wild

[willow reef]

before burglar

so the max you can gain with it is +7 hands

still wild but like

yk

[thin pilot]

flint would be

double chips and mult

pillar would be every card played previously is buffed

yeah would be pretty decent change

[surreal plume]

The tooth
+1 dollar for every card played

[paper blade]

Wth is a tooth

[glacial sequoia]

scoring always goes max potential

[surreal plume]

The boss blind

[paper blade]

Oh ok

[willow reef]

the hook just gives +2 hand size

[glacial sequoia]

i.e. if you put XMult before +mult, XMult will trigger after +mult regardless of positioning

[glacial sequoia]

no, that would be Manacle but better
what about draws 2 additional cards per discard

[willow reef]

okler

[surreal plume]

The arm
Upgrade played hand

Would go crazy

[glacial sequoia]

hm, now that's Serpent but worse... eh

[willow reef]

cerulean bell retriggers the chosen card twice (like chad)

[glacial sequoia]

what about inverted Hook retriggers every card held in hand?

I think it makes more sense

[willow reef]

ooooo

yeah

uhhhh

[glacial sequoia]

Space Joker (literally me) on steroids

[willow reef]

eye and mouth give 2x every time a hand already played/not played is played

[glacial sequoia]

or retrigger all cards

[paper blade]

Ox doubles money if most playes card is played

[grim dew]

vagabond is literally me (im homeless)

[glacial sequoia]

cap $40

[paper blade]

Fair

[willow reef]

fun fact

[surreal plume]

I hope local thunk considers a chicot rework

[willow reef]

anti-vv would be 0.666...x thr small blind

[glacial sequoia]

Psychic retriggers every card if hand consists of 4 cards or fewer

[willow reef]

the pillar retriggers each card once for every time it was played this round

[glacial sequoia]

I think even if he doesn't then Chicot getting "Doubles (or even tripples) the gold award from Boss Blinds" would be cool enough ig alongside with his ability

[willow reef]

the pillar is one of my least favorite bosses because of how many runs it killed at ante 1

[glacial sequoia]

for me it's a tie between Manacle and Hook

[willow reef]

manacle too

hook is survivable

[surreal plume]

The flint is deadly early on when you relly on your base stats

[glacial sequoia]

The Flint is deadly

[surreal plume]

The arm is not a big problem but I'm a hater of it

[red hamlet]

I'd rather it just gave extra effects based on bosses it disables

Suit debuffs - retrigger the suits

[glacial sequoia]

The Arm can surprisingly cripple you even if it deleveled one time

[red hamlet]

Needle giving more hands etc

[surreal plume]

Evil chicot
Makes boss blinds worse
It looks exactly like chicot only the name is changed

[glacial sequoia]

Chocit

[thin pilot]

frfr

[willow reef]

whats the most forgettable jimbo

[surreal plume]

Joker

I'm sorry joker

[red hamlet]

Loyalty card

[surreal plume]

It's just a 4 mult

[glacial sequoia]

Sly Joker (+50 Chips on Pair)

[willow reef]

that inspired me to ask this

the hand jokers dont count

[surreal plume]

Loyalty card has gotten me though harsh times

[willow reef]

tbh

[glacial sequoia]

Tribuolet - all Face cards are debuffed
Yirock - lose $1 per card discarded
Caino - all numbered cards are debuffed
Prekeo - destroys all consumables at the end of the shop, -1 consumable slot

[willow reef]

8ball

vro my internet

whyyyy

[glacial sequoia]

they also cost $0, are Eternal and Negative

they come from the Suol card

[surreal plume]

The evil soul

[red hamlet]

The Ginger

[surreal plume]

Bread

[prime jay]

i just had like 3 runs with a stuntman, awesome joker tbh

[clever spade]

balala

joker poker

[prime jay]

finally won gold stake on nebula deck

cause i got an awesome run with a stuntman a marble joker a hanging chad a hologram and a baseball card

[glacial sequoia]

I smell Pairs

[prime jay]

nah i was playing high card

[glacial sequoia]

nah, HC is the way with Stuntman

[prime jay]

i had another one with a blackboard. blackboard is so good with stuntman

[glacial sequoia]

free X3

[prime jay]

i think i intentionally took an ecto in that run to make my hand size even smaller

or no it wasnt even an ecto

it was a ouija

did not help me at all with its positive effect lol

[willow reef]

MERRY ANDY UNLOCK RUN GOES HARD

[lost kindle]

only time skips r viable ❤️‍🩹

[clever spade]

balala

joker poker

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644285248951287808/1095028453163675829/1948BC51-74D3-474F-B322-70E71767F8F5.gif

[sharp compass]

M

[surreal plume]

You are my nightmare

In gold stake

[surreal plume]

[prime jay]

hi violet vessel

wheres your friend verdant leaf

[thin pilot]

das crazy

its the worst boss blind

[prime jay]

its only the worst boss blind if u care

a ton of setups dont care what cards you play

[thin pilot]

aight shawty

[prime jay]

i mean if ur playing photochad or smth verdant leaf sucks

but like if ur just playing a specific hand or smth it doesnt matter that much or if ur like relying on scalers

[thin pilot]

when i said worst

i meant useless

[prime jay]

oh

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-megustalapepsi-pepsiman-gif-27212733

[tepid holly]

What the-

[thin pilot]

pe🅱️si

[clever spade]

me gusta stivididi toilet

[shy gate]

🥺

[velvet kiln]

is it just in gods hands now?

am i just hoping for good vouchers

hand size is only 7 so idek if i can rip this 2nd ecto

[pastel hornet]

I guess I'm doing a face card run now

I just got sock and buskin

[rose sorrel]

i mean realistically youree looking for burg or merry andy

[velvet kiln]

yea

i just found a burg actually

[rose sorrel]

so save ecto

[velvet kiln]

use ecto then buy burg

?

[pastel hornet]

Is sock and buskin and hanging Chad a good combo to have

Literally second shop and I have sock and buskin and can get hanging chad

[ember root]

Yes

[rose sorrel]

yeah

[shy gate]

I'm on my way to my second gold stake rn

[rose sorrel]

youre trading one hand size for 9 cards when youre on serpent

[shy gate]

Black deck awaits me

[velvet kiln]

and i just start double skipping when i cant beat small/big blinds right?

then retcon reroll for serpent?

[rose sorrel]

yeah but you need econ

[velvet kiln]

yea lacking in that

[rose sorrel]

do yuo have gold cards

[velvet kiln]

yea

still not the best deck fixing but all hearts are golds mostly

just need a nat negative mail in rebate

copium

[rose sorrel]

lmao

[velvet kiln]

wait i have burg

nvm

[cobalt notch]

anyone want a triple baron seed

[rose sorrel]

yeah id say you need to build econ and work on death for those steel cards

[cobalt notch]

KR33785N first shop has baron in buffon pack then ankh im spectral. next shop has brainstorm

[rose sorrel]

you're still missing like 30 steel cards because youre on ghost deck

[velvet kiln]

i also still dont have any hand size vouchers

[rose sorrel]

yeah you need those lol

[rose sorrel]

wait wtf nice name

[thorn solstice]

blue stake is murdering me

its doing things to me and not giving aftercare

[red hamlet]

Oh that's the worst

[thorn solstice]

fr

[rose sorrel]

well well well

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/vaughnpena-gif-27076347

[rose sorrel]

cant say im surprised

[red hamlet]

OK?

[thorn solstice]

can i like pay a toll to get past blue stake instead

[velvet kiln]

lol

do i just brick my run for a chicot

[thorn solstice]

yes

[red hamlet]

Could always wait for the content update to make blue stake different

[rose sorrel]

no you want perkeo

[thorn solstice]

thats too long

[velvet kiln]

hit trib

gg

[rose sorrel]

you could sell burg and hope for perkeo

[velvet kiln]

i think its actually fine though

i just need to get a mail in rebate and get some more money

prob went burg too soon

[rose sorrel]

i mean you could always try it and reset if it doesnt hit lol

[bleak hawk]

Magic: the Gathering's fanmade card search engine Scryfall is featuring Balatro jokers today!!

[lusty rune]

Only go burg once you have a serpent

[bleak hawk]

some are real and some are MtG references

[dusky oasis]

Balatro 👍

[paper blade]

Yippee

https://tenor.com/view/ben-starr-balatro-eating-banana-cavendish-gros-michel-gif-6680221824460769788

[ornate scaffold]

uh???

why is it red 😭

it was a holo stencil joker I have 2 of them

[pastel hornet]

My space joker keeps on upgrading my pairs I think it's a sign

[north crescent]

invis and ankh dont copy backs of jokers for some reason

[ornate scaffold]

damn

[tepid holly]

What the freak bro

I’m gonna reroll you

[velvet kiln]

lol

dont think im getting naninf here but last managed to find burg and reroll to serpent with only 130$

was a last ditch effort

[red hamlet]

Need 88 red steel Kings so yeah

[velvet kiln]

what ante do you even need to get to for the serpent naninf

because you would just win before you can draw enough no?

[red hamlet]

It's why the other methods can be a bit easier cause they don't rely on any scoring to get to the required Kings amount

[red hamlet]

But you should be fine generally as long as you're not scoring e24 and the score is e25

[pastel hornet]

I feel so bad at this game now I just lost like 4 perfect runs in a row before hitting ante 5

The difficulty really increases with every stake

[untold bolt]

which stake are you on?

[pastel hornet]

I just got green stake earlier

[untold bolt]

ah okay

[pastel hornet]

On blue deck

[untold bolt]

I fucking despise blue stake

-1 discard hurts so much

should honestly be gold stake I do not think rental jokers are as bad as -1 discard

[bleak hawk]

blue is the first big hurdle IMO, then purple

[grim dew]

see blue stake
get mad
idea
play red deck
negates downside lol
play default balatro

[bleak hawk]

see black deck
get mad

[velvet kiln]

damn i got greedy and tried to get another draw on the serpent without proper joker positioning

ruined my highscore

zzz

[paper blade]

See evil deck
Realise I'm playing evil balatro

[pastel hornet]

Not default technically just one stake easier🤓☝️

[red hamlet]

Blue is getting reworked with the content update

[bleak hawk]

see pokemon deck
realize i'm not playing balatro

[grim dew]

see black deck
"oh i get free antimatter basically"
see downside
see blue deck
appreciate blue deck more

[bleak hawk]

shoutout blue deck theyre a real one

yellow too

[paper blade]

sees the deck busting a move
Realise I'm playing funky balatro

[red hamlet]

play 3 5s and 2 4s
hell yeah, full house
why is it called Grand Warhost
the cards slam into a bison
mfw this is league

[grim dew]

sees the creature
realise im playing balatro
wait
theres no creature in balatro
oh right im just crazy

[clever spade]

balala

joker poker

[paper blade]

sees...
sees...
...

[grim dew]

realise im blind

[paper blade]

...

[red hamlet]

see nothing
I'm blind
become a super hero

[fresh garden]

hi guys

[grim dew]

see
i'm normal
damn...

[fresh garden]

are yall roleplaying this is so cute

[red hamlet]

see
realise I'm 3 letters into the alphabet
dee

[clever spade]

wireless device
look inside
wires

[paper blade]

sees funky balatro being kidnapped by evil balatro
saves funky balatro
yippee

btw evil balatro is ded

[solemn elm]

-# balatrocord try not to latch onto one thing and run with it for a week until everyone is fed up with it

[lusty rune]

| see
| bree
| hee

[grim dew]

be me
play balatro
see blu deck
what the fuck is a blu deck?
im in tf2 balatro

[paper blade]

sees blue deck
I got the flue

[clever spade]

buy wireless device
look inside
flesh

[red hamlet]

be lilo
see people having fun
remind them to stop having fun

[grim dew]

buy wirefull device
look inside
wire

[clever spade]

buy wire
look
wire

[paper blade]

sees chilli's new pfp
aww man

[grim dew]

sees chilli's new pfp
that's a peanut
that's ice cream???
gustavo fring??????
what the fuck

[paper blade]

that's miyamoto ice cream

should I change it back

[red hamlet]

Change it 86 bottles of sweet chilli

[grim dew]

change it to 68 bottles of sour chilli

[paper blade]

sees he's changed it
yippee
sees what he changed it into
aww man

[solemn elm]

mama lizz's chilli oil

[lusty rune]

Add one

[grim dew]

68...

[paper blade]

he finally got the normal pfp
yippee

[sharp compass]

NO

I'm kool

[glad oriole]

i sure hope it doesnt go on for a week

[paper blade]

Aww man

[static stratus]

bros i just got a blueprint from a judgment

[sharp compass]

Idk

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-caseoh-games-casefu-case-oh-caseohgames-gif-8215738291167089939

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-stare-cat-shocked-stare-gif-1398922735574533156

[peak trellis]

blue decks mains

stand up

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-3744176440754753541

[tacit crest]

i dont like blue deck

[paper blade]

It's finr

[dusky oasis]

Blue deck feels too easy

That's why i only play black deck jokerless gold stake

[ionic meteor]

What’s the best way to beat that win in 12 rounds achievement

[tidal ferry]

skip blinds

[static stratus]

first blue stake win

[tepid holly]

Too late

[sharp compass]

Hey atleast I didn't get killed

[cinder robin]

can we calculate the theoretical highest limit for money thats possible within 39 antes of time

[tidal ferry]

infinite

[cinder robin]

i dont think naneinf money is possible

did someone reach any amount of e money?

[tidal ferry]

perkeo loop is a thing

it would just take an unreasonable amount of time

[cinder robin]

perkeo loop?

[karmic halo]

Balala

[tidal ferry]

1 of every consumable

[cinder robin]

oh shit naneinf money is possible

[grim dew]

why is perkeo so fine like

[tidal ferry]

except fool+emperor+ whatever tarot you want infinte of

[compact summit]

Gonna use a powerful joker combination to finish you off

[cinder robin]

whos gonna be the person

sitting for years

their entire lifetime

their entire lineages time

until the heatdeath of the universe

[tidal ferry]

its nowhere near efficent lol

[cinder robin]

so we can say we reached naneinf money

[tidal ferry]

its just the only way i can think if

[compact summit]

Someone disabled it using Chicot and beaten it

[cinder robin]

most efficient way i thought of was using gift card with perkeo with a bunch of brainstorms and blueprints

[tidal ferry]

oh true

[cinder robin]

but thats

not infinite

what you suggested is an actual infinite loop

[tidal ferry]

it just takes forever

[cinder robin]

you can make 50$ per loop with temperance right

[tidal ferry]

im sure as hell not doing the math but it would probably take millions of years

[tidal ferry]

yeah

[cinder robin]

can we break the game

more efficiently

[tidal ferry]

not that i can think of

[clever spade]

Extinct!

[dusky oasis]

Sub optimal joker layout

[plain gust]

my bad

[paper blade]

Aww man

[plain gust]

this better

[paper blade]

Idk

How much is the planet joker

[plain gust]

+34 mult and x1.5

nothing

but it's polychrome

[cunning patio]

blueprint poly round 1 😻 😻

[paper blade]

MY FIRST GOLD STEAK RUN!!!!!!!!!!

[dusky oasis]

Yummers

[cunning patio]

omg ankh

[dusky oasis]

Give me your seed

[cunning patio]

this is what heaven looks like

[cunning patio]

whaaaat

[paper zephyr]

thats so hot.

[cunning patio]

also how do i check seed without winning?

[limber moth]

you dont ):

or you lose

[cunning patio]

damn

[limber moth]

pretty sure anyway

[wooden trellis]

so win and update us on the seed

[cunning patio]

okkk

[cyan sable]

diabolical win ngl😭

[cunning patio]

ANOTHER ANKH

OMFGGG

[wooden trellis]

unseeded?

just wondering

[cunning patio]

YESS

[wooden trellis]

oh LORD

[meager heron]

do you get to save progress after all 8 antes but in the normal antes you cant save?

[limber moth]

doesnt ankh destroy all other jokers

wont it dump your other blueprint

[cunning patio]

oh yeah

fuck

[cyan sable]

ankh would destroy

rip

[limber moth]

shucks

[cyan sable]

still double blueprint fun

[limber moth]

frfr

[wooden trellis]

wellll if its an eternal blueprint on higher stakes then you can get triple blueprint

[cunning patio]

yeah i dont think i will

omfg

[cyan sable]

insane seed😭

[paper zephyr]

that photograph looking real good

[finite shadow]

Word

[cunning patio]

FUCK, THE PLANT

[paper zephyr]

NO

[finite shadow]

Real!

[paper zephyr]

THERES NO WAY YOU GOT PLANT

[cunning patio]

yeah :<

[paper zephyr]

damn😞

WAIT

[paper zephyr]

word indeed

[cunning patio]

INVISIBLE JOKER

[paper zephyr]

LETS GOOOOOO

[cunning patio]

i have a plan

[paper zephyr]

but the plant is still going to hurt you

OH

WHATS THE PLAN??

[cunning patio]

3 poly blueprint and glass cards

so i get literally any joker and i win

right?

[dusky oasis]

Anyone notice that jimbos hat has an amongus

[paper zephyr]

stop.

[meager heron]

i got the water when i already had burglar... very stupid move of them

[paper zephyr]

burglar is definitely clutch right there. trust

[meager heron]

burglar very good joker, cause i dont discard

[paper zephyr]

yurp

[finite shadow]

That’s crazy

[meager heron]

i said nothing

[finite shadow]

Bruh what are the odds I get this shit lmfao

[dusky oasis]

Must've been the wind

[solemn elm]

fuck you

[meager heron]

WHAT

[solemn elm]

double down or dont say anything

pussy

[meager heron]

dick

[cunning patio]

ANCIENT JOKER

[finite shadow]

Context

[meager heron]

i had to continue the chain

[cunning patio]

AND CLUBS

[solemn elm]

youre perpetuating the cycle of violence

[dusky oasis]

Plant

[solemn elm]

now i HAVE to hit someone smh

[cunning patio]

RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[finite shadow]

Can’t touch me

[dusky oasis]

Plant arrives whether you like it or not

[meager heron]

i just started the game a day ago my highest ante is around 3 do i suck for a new player

[cunning patio]

oh no its the plant

im fucking dumb

the mark

[finite shadow]

No. You’re doing great

[cunning patio]

anyways

[paper zephyr]

ITS THE MARK INSTEAD OF PLANT??

[meager heron]

misprint and obelisk my beloved 🌹🌹🌹

[cunning patio]

yeah im fucking stupid

[paper zephyr]

bro.... at least its not the plant

[finite shadow]

Obelisk is fantastic, misprint is not so much. However if you’re only getting to ante 3, you’re probs using obelisk wrong

[paper zephyr]

so you should be happy your brain did a silly

[cunning patio]

omg ancient+3 poly blueprints

omggggg

[meager heron]

i rerolled once in the shop, i got that dna one (i didnt get to see the name it wasnt discovered) but i couldnt afford it 💔

[cunning patio]

directors cut

omg what is this run

[paper zephyr]

YOU HAD A CUT TOO????

bro....

[cunning patio]

i just found it

[wraith wharf]

Everyone called Balatro "poker two", so, why dont we make it like that? My idea is this one:

Poker, but you have two decks.

One for jokers that activate when a card is scored (walkie-talkie, trib, sock etc)

And one for cards (that have may have additions like seals and other things)

Based on that, the cards are put on the table and who gets the highest score based on the jokers they have wins the game

It is VERY luck based, even more than poker, so Im all in for ideas

[paper zephyr]

Ahhh right

[finite shadow]

It is called dna

Sheit

[paper zephyr]

you're going to have to reroll MEGA

[finite shadow]

4joka e11 light work can’t lie

What

[paper zephyr]

to get blue or brain

[meager heron]

thats like naming your dog in a minecraft world "dog"

but ok

[zenith otter]

Outlandish seed

[paper zephyr]

thats actually smart though

[finite shadow]

I’m playing painted. Only have 4 slots

[paper zephyr]

oh shit i barely realized

[cunning patio]

did i just get negative photograph AGAIN???

[paper zephyr]

BRO THERES NO WAY

[finite shadow]

I was just playing for stake lmao I didn’t even intend to high score, just got the trib and had like $100 at around ante 8 and my brain wouldn’t let me not roll down for chad to make number big

[dusky oasis]

I need your seed

[paper zephyr]

ONGGGG

[cunning patio]

YEAAAHHH

[meager heron]

can someone change their name to null null so they break every bank computer, airport system and stuff itd be funny

[paper zephyr]

get in dms rn lmao

[meager heron]

but i dont intend it irl

[paper zephyr]

i got chu

i'll update you on the situation

[finite shadow]

Erosion is doing nothing but taking up a joker slot here btw

[meager heron]

i said nothing

[paper zephyr]

you're a witness now

[cunning patio]

i know

[finite shadow]

Poggies

[cunning patio]

chat

do i?

i mean it can be brainstorm or another blueprint

[slim shuttle]

40$? i wouldnt risk it

[keen wagon]

hello any tips how to fix constant crashing?

[nova spindle]

What the fuck do I do with two copies of Paraedolia?

[finite shadow]

No it can’t

[cunning patio]

it cant??

[finite shadow]

Sheit

[finite shadow]

Not unless you have showman

[limpid rose]

What the fuck is happening right now

[finite shadow]

Baller^

[limpid rose]

That second blueprint came from a negative invis joker. I’ve never seen that before

[cunning patio]

ohh okiee

[shy heart]

holy fuck photograph first try

[finite shadow]

It not very helpful ante 1 with no synergistic jokers. It’s actually weaker than a jimbo right then

Unpoggies

Tweaking over that texture pack though

[cunning patio]

if i lose i get the seed again right?

like

i can copy it

[slim junco]

Cooking in Gold Stake 🙏

Wee the goat

[cunning patio]

ectoplasm omg

[clever ridge]

Finally! C++ has been obtained! I'm finally free!
(Matador was my last Joker I needed)

[cunning patio]

photochad wants me so bad bro

[ruby tide]

do it

[cunning patio]

obviously

[tacit igloo]

Weird

[limber moth]

thats a canadian rink are you canadian

or is it

it got the right flags for it

[cunning patio]

lol

[limber moth]

gad dayum

[red hamlet]

So many gay prints

[limber moth]

Lynn you know what sucks

[red hamlet]

Me

[limber moth]

OH HO

[hybrid granite]

all those retrigers and no wee?

[limber moth]

I have not 1 but 2 of those little bumps on the inside of my mouth

[red hamlet]

L

[limber moth]

yeah im gonna cry'

[glad oriole]

they should NOT all be on chad

[cunning patio]

huh?

[glad oriole]

the blueprints

[paper blade]

Hello

[cunning patio]

on what then?

[cunning patio]

hello

[glad oriole]

should probably be an even split between ancient and sock and buskin unless you dont have very manu faces

not totally sire how the math works out but i know that all 3 on chad is wrong

[glad oriole]

did you read the even split part

[red hamlet]

all ancient if no faces
2 phot 1 chad if faces

[glad oriole]

oh

[glad oriole]

i thought you were comparing them

[cunning patio]

okiee

[red hamlet]

oh hey, this gets better

if you can get all face flush

1 face - 2 photo 1 chad
2 face - 2 ancient 1 chad
3-5 face - 2 ancient 1 sock

assuming all flush for ancient

[cunning patio]

oooohh thxxx

ppl are so smart

[meager heron]

my highest mult was only 120 or something 💔💔💔

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692> bot

[meager heron]

text wall

[red hamlet]

dam

[meager heron]

STOP

my highest ante was 3 and i started 2 days ago am i bad for a new player

[red hamlet]

Not really

[meager heron]

so yo? (yes and no)

[red hamlet]

Nah

1. Try to stay above 25 dollars to maximize income
2. Don't skip. Skips are awful, especially early. You miss out on income and shops for very little gain. (Only good skip early is 25 dollars after boss blind)
3. Try to play strong hands early so you beat blinds in least hands. Things like flush, straight and full house with high card values will usually do it 1-2 hands

[meager heron]

i know 1 and 2 but should i not play multiple face cards with an ace caus3 when i do it it does 15

[red hamlet]

if you play something like kkkaa then yeah, it'll get 300 points

but if you play kkqqa, it won't be anywhere close since that's only a two-pair and the ace won't count

[meager heron]

i know you cant save in the first 8 antes

but can you save beyond ante 8

[red hamlet]

yea

also you can save in the first 8 antes, what

[meager heron]

ok good

for xbox

[cunning patio]

i died :<

[meager heron]

port

the xbox port

[meager heron]

i mean for the xbox port or something

[red hamlet]

whenever you leave a run it saves

you can't have more than 1 run at a time tho

you can have 3 different profiles

[meager heron]

idk any saved runs, like how to see my saved runs

then do that saved run

[cunning patio]

also the seed was 2MQ3XR65

[red hamlet]

when you leave a run you can click continue to go back to it
but you can only have 1 run at a time

so you can't have multiple runs going and swap between them

[meager heron]

ik but idk how to see what run or something i saved

im sorry im just kinds dumb

kinda

[spark acorn]

When you hit play there are 3 tabs in that menu

First is new which lets you pick a deck and stake

Second is continue which will show the info for your saved run if there is one, continue tab is grayed out if you have no saved run

Third is challenges for doing funkalicious stuff thunk thought would make for cool little runs

I gotta do more of those they're fun

[agile pawn]

jokerless is fun

[spark acorn]

I love the glass with neg 6s

[meager heron]

thx

THERES ONLY NEW RJN AND CHALLEMGES

What

HELP

[red hamlet]

means yourl ast run ended

or it glitched out and deleted a run

cause it do be like that sometimes

[meager heron]

oh

$13 for gambling $no 💔

can someone give me a good seed for a seeded run

[thick river]

any fate fans!!!

[rugged spire]

ante 2??

wtf

[gleaming cliff]

that is a wild ante 2 setup

[wanton monolith]

i want to have you seed so bad bro

[meager heron]

my highest ante is now...5

[steel nest]

i love gambling

[main belfry]

What do you think guys

[normal stream]

they're calling it the best round 1 red deck shop

[rough bison]

False where's matador

[worn gust]

Yo bro check out my skill 🔥

[main belfry]

Eid mubarak for u to brother

[lusty rune]

You're so good at the game omg

[worn gust]

Than u thank u

I have a question though

What should i do

[lusty rune]

How much mult does the car have?

[daring dagger]

Hey guys

[meager heron]

NO I DIED BY ANTE 8 VERDANT LEAF

I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTJNG PAST

[neat gull]

what

first mlg and now this

[worn gust]

3.75x

[lusty rune]

WE MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE

RAHHHH

OORAH OORAH OORAH OORAH

[worn gust]

Bloodstone is going to be sacrified fr 🙏

[meager heron]

i was so close to getting past ante 8! then i died cause of VERDANT LEAF

[lusty rune]

You would sacrifice your friend, your family, to save a car you just met? DESPICABLE

[worn gust]

Hear me out

If i find a copy of BP or BS

Its 4 retrigger of my lucky cards

And on the last hand

4 lucky cats

[wicked wadi]

How do you unlock Lucky cat?

[worn gust]

By unlocking it

[meager heron]

i died to verdant leaf because i thought it meant selling a joker BEFORE the blind, so then i only had 3 jokers instead of 4 jokers instead of 5 jokers

am i just dumb or is this relatable for most players

[timid geyser]

rip, got perkeo in ante 9

[finite river]

I personally haven’t done that… but um ig it makes sense to do sorta

[worn gust]

A SACRIFICE HAS TO BE MADE

For our LORD CHICOT

[meager heron]

round punti

[timid geyser]

pray for trib

[worn gust]

Nah i have a jack build

[lusty rune]

Rn with a copy copying each you're getting an average of x25 mult
If you get a copy and set it to heart it'll go to an average of 129x

That can be done with a 5.25 or smth xmult on your cat

[timid geyser]

you can still pivot

[timid geyser]

what did you get

[worn gust]

I'll check it out

[lusty rune]

Oh those are red seals

[worn gust]

Yorick

[daring dagger]

It is unlocked from the start but you need to have at least 1 lucky card in your deck for it to appear in the shop

[worn gust]

Gold seals

[lusty rune]

Yeah I can't see anything

Go for cat

Yorick has slower scaling

Fr fr

[dusky oasis]

What if balatro was real and you can turn the chips into money

[lusty rune]

The economy would require a full reset

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-blueprint-will-smith-aladdin-gif-5126574026399007440

[dusky oasis]

To keep the economy in balance, you have to play against other people, no jokers, and you have to bet the chips

[slim junco]

Yea

[worn gust]

BACK TO BACK 🗣️

[languid quest]

This latro...

To bal me?

[velvet tinsel]

Im better then you

[languid quest]

MY INTERNET

AAA

[fluid cradle]

where would i go to ask about modding help ( i want to change some keybinds in brainstorm mod)

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[fluid cradle]

thanks 🙂

[dim python]

won my first game

[compact summit]

[true ridge]

The black one's name is sprayed. The red one is harp and the green one is grub. The orange one though, the orange one i can't remember his name

[compact summit]

I just call it by the name of the suit
is Spade
is Heart
is Club
is Diamond

[steady token]

elite reference omg

[mortal harbor]

done my daily balatrodle (it is unfortunately not Jimbo joker for April fools)

[fallow canopy]

I just had the craziest luck ever

Flush 5, no red seal, sock + 2 copies, so 20 triggers, all lucky cards, no oops, FIVE money triggers.

[rugged kestrel]

hey im trying to use the cryptid mod, everytime i open the game it crashes, i did everything correctly, it said this in lovely attempt to index local 'flags' INFO - [G] line not found
INFO - [G] file not found: main.lua: No such file or directory
INFO - [G] file not found: main.lua: No such file or directory
INFO - [G] 2025-03-31 19:31:41 :: INFO :: StackTrace :: Additional Context:
Balatro Version: 1.0.1o-FULL
Modded Version: 1.0.0~BETA-0330a-STEAMODDED
LÖVE Version: 11.5.0
Lovely Version: 0.7.1
Platform: Windows
Steamodded Mods:
1: Talisman by MathIsFun_, Mathguy24, jenwalter666, cg-223 [ID: Talisman, Version: 2.1.1~dev, Uses Lovely]
Break Infinity: omeganum
2: Cryptid by MathIsFun_, Cryptid and Balatro Discords [ID: Cryptid, Priority: 114, Version: 0.5.5, Uses Lovely]
any help at all?

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general would know better

[rugged kestrel]

thank you

[dapper musk]

If u copy a joker with a full eternal build, u buy the spectral card e can't use

[restive dawn]

Always take ante 1 speculative eternal eggs guys

Always worth

[strong rose]

neat

• Perkeo
• Space Joker
• Certificate (Holographic)
• The Order (Foil)
• The Order (Foil)

[lunar flare]

oh no it's april fools and all the mods have become thunk

[dire comet]

There's a woodpecker in my walls

[solar portal]

I HAVE NO JOKE IDEA OH NO

time to brainstorm (balatro reference???)

[dire comet]

Put yogurt in a sour cream cup and eat it in public

[solar portal]

gonna try and make my little brother believe he slept till like 8pm

rubs hands together

[dire comet]

So... Change all the clocks in the house?

[dense vigil]

just got my first unseeded naneinf 🔥

[solar portal]

i dont have the basic knowledge to do that and it'd be rude to use his phone without permission so i'll just move his phone out of view turn off the digital clock in the living room change the hour on my phone and if he seems doubtfull show him

[nimble lagoon]

bypass restrictions for mods means steam achievements unlocked?

[shy heart]

holy shit new joker dropped

[opal fog]

negative tag jumpscare

[opaque shard]

You're scaling so you can watch everyone around you get destroyed! Think Madness, think!

[patent bramble]

smart idea

[crystal bough]

april 1st tomorrow

[fallow moon]

where do i find the gray playing card skin by any chance

[velvet patio]

oh no its the plant

save me chicot

[grim dew]

i bet you in april 1st local thunk is gonna call april fools something like "april jokers" or making a pun about that

[shy heart]

the skin pack isnt finished yet

[hot basalt]

anyone got tips for yellow deck?

[spare musk]

Don’t spend it all immediately ig

[hot basalt]

gotcha

[quaint halo]

I love to the moon B)

[strong rose]

riff-raff gave me a negative misprint

lol

[grave gust]

Be positive

[strong rose]

sweet

[stoic veldt]

poverty speedrun

[strong rose]

wtf

[slim junco]

Gamer moment.

[finite shadow]

Bru

[strong rose]

+-6 mult lmao

[finite shadow]

Gold stake already ? How is it going

[digital tusk]

enternal too? you might be cooked

[strong rose]

i didnt have any mult jokers left

sadly i lost

[finite shadow]

Me shortly due to the plant

[strong rose]

the plant <////3

[finite shadow]

Natural baron mime build. Soiled by the plant😞

[strong rose]

WEHATEPLANT

[strong rose]

im on a new gord stake run

gold

[slim junco]

Yep, I'm so cooked

[strong rose]

strat rn is midas vampire

[digital tusk]

how does to do list even work with -2 hand sizs 😭

[slim junco]

JAKSAKJSA

[digital tusk]

im still yet to get that in a run

[slim junco]

I was trying to dupe stuntman but

Yeah

[digital tusk]

you gotta sell the other jokers :(

[slim junco]

I do, but..

Eternal

I love this game

I have too many bad luck

See this

[near turtle]

i love this game too

[slim junco]

💔

[near turtle]

wait this server could definitely use a sticker moderator

💯💯

[slim junco]

[near turtle]

55 boosts for what

[finite shadow]

Vomit

Almost had it too

One more steel I’d have been good

Cring

[strong rose]

didnt have any +mult jokers

lost run again

this game hates me </////3

[strong rose]

D: qwq

[digital tusk]

i love flushes omg

[astral python]

did this just for you

[slim junco]

WHAT I'M SAYING

I love this game

[astral python]

yeah but the pack has a credit card for sure

[slim junco]

Nop 💔

[digital tusk]

well thats a bit rude isn't it

[near turtle]

😭😭😭😭

[slim junco]

Frfr

[strong rose]

sweet

[digital tusk]

im doing awful at the game rn, got to adjust back from playing plasma chips only

[astral python]

wanna see a day one shop I saw the other day

I immediately reset because that's just blatant disrespect by the game

[slim junco]

NAHHH

[digital tusk]

😭

[slim junco]

So much fr

I remember one shop

Wait a second

[candid mountain]

photograph players when 🌼

[strong rose]

🪴

[digital tusk]

if there was a credit card in that buffoon pack you were so set

[slim junco]

@astral python See this 💔

[strong rose]

free rare

holographic obelisk

thonk

a

[slim junco]

Sell obelist

[dusky oasis]

Buy egg

[strong rose]

then brainstorm gets destroyed by madness

lol

[dusky oasis]

Buy egg

[slim junco]

Sell madness

[strong rose]

:<

[dusky oasis]

Then buy egg

[kindred igloo]

Chat i have to pee

[mint shell]

i just made an art pack for my glup shitto indie game and had to make SO MANY small adjustments to fix pixel inconsistencies lmao

[left plinth]

photograph player here

photograph is goated

[left plinth]

excuse my french but why the actual fuck are you using obelisk

[candid mountain]

the goatedest

[candid mountain]

madness fodder 😎

[left plinth]

fair

[thin pilot]

Wow

The determination

🫡

[grave smelt]

credit card in buffoon for sure

[thin pilot]

❤️🙏

[slim junco]

Unfortunately, not

I mean

I love this game

But this game hate me

But that's probably the reason why I love this game

Like a toxic relationship

[thin pilot]

🫨

[slim junco]

Stop rizz in me Obelisk

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/huzz-seal-hi-sealutation-gif-14368511881377374735

[slim junco]

[astral python]

Jokerless was annoying but I ended up with a straight build and did some deck fixing

[slim junco]

Straight the goat

[calm mural]

4 of a kind

[brazen phoenix]

Transgender day of visibility? awesome

four of a kind is good

[tawdry zephyr]

i am visible

[finite shadow]

I <3 deck manip

^gay little rock

[brazen phoenix]

i see

[solar portal]

that's also how i beat it

[pliant python]

wheres balala

[strong rose]

balala

[rare yew]

what's balala

[pliant python]

the original balatro fr

[solar portal]

omg it's the man himself, balala is a bootleg balatro.

[pliant python]

balala is NOT a bootleg

[solar portal]

ur right it's the original

and localthunk shamelessly ripped it off... unfollowed

[pliant python]

refund

[solar portal]

i have 900 hours on this game surely steam will grant my refund

[strong rose]

copy of balatro

[rare yew]

jk jk I know what it is

[strong rose]

o

[solar portal]

john balatro i have a question

[strong rose]

alright

[solar portal]

what's your favorite joker?

[rare yew]

I can't pick my favourite child

I love them all

except matador

[solar portal]

fair enough mine's probably runner

[solar portal]

D: but i love matador!

[rare yew]

matador is getting a rework

it's dumb

[solar portal]

can't wait to see what you come up with for next update, your game got me addicted dude.

[rare yew]

I hope you like it!

[strong rose]

:O

sweet

[pliant python]

mr j balatro

will chicot be nerfed

its too op

[solar portal]

while we're talking nerfs 8 ball should be a one in 8 chance tbh

[pliant python]

wheel should be rarer too

1/4 is too common

make it 1/8

[strong rose]

me who already rarely gets wheel to hit

[strong rose]

madness 🔥🔥

[strong prairie]

thunklocal actually mentioning balala

[rare yew]

Can someone tell me what the heck is Black Deck's problem

I'm on my C+ hunt rn

and that dude has no chill

[pliant python]

nobody plays black deck

[solar portal]

c+ hunt?

[strong rose]

i only played black deck for the unlocks

[strong prairie]

the missing hand is just so punishing both in score and econ sadge

[solar portal]

i got lucky and gold staked black deck fast

if by c+ hunt you're saying you're trying to ebat gold stake on it i recommend simply getting luckier

[strong prairie]

black deck took me 25 runs on orange stake but only 2 on gold lol

[rare yew]

🫡

[strong rose]

what is c+ and c++

other than the language

[strong prairie]

completionist+ and completionist++

[solar portal]

completionist + and ++

(achievements)

[strong prairie]

aka every deck with gold sticker and every joker with a gold sticker