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😔 wish you weren't foolin'
🙏
He's the "tough" kid
✍️ 🔥
What is “huzz”
you baby
Yeah but it could be
Just try this instead as to be less rude
@red hamlet ill let u do that to me
bet
men be like "girls and boys together? that's gay"
wait GAY oh hellll nahhhhh chat
I know both yall are guys
Oberizz outta here
wheezing bro
yeah but its meant to be funny
And?
Estrogen changes nothing.
It’s still gay
not sending me quora screenshots
Na. Im trying to help find nicer ways to say “shut up”
oh
bro's gonna get married and call his wife gay
i actually
thats good ngl
Why would I do that?
i appreciate you
Male and female is not gay
then why are you calling us gay lmfao
plus lynn has a girl bro
we just joking
ts not that deep 🙏
😔
Wha
😔 you do know they can see deleted messages
Bro just asked how deep
wait
That’s crazy
it's a public discord
its over
ofc they have a way to see deleted messages
Bro is about as smart as an obelisk
Yes
“I see,” said the blind man as he stood in the wind peeing. “It’s all coming back to me now”
didnt know u were poetic and shi
That sounds like an instagram reels comment
Sorry I was just trying to think of a joke to make sense of what’s happening here
I don’t even have instagram
Keep it that way
i mean dont get me wrong ig sucks
I don’t have: instagram, snap, facebook
Round 1 💔
i deleted my facebook
i guess
But I do have: twitter, Reddit and discord
I have facebook just to point and laugh at boomers not knowing what is ai and what isn't
oh god
the messages
Fun fact. Nothing is AI
on the ai generated lil kids
AI doesn’t exist yet
old people say amen and shi
wait fr?
Krill
eye of ra
imma be taking that one bro thatsa solid imag
What
Its the eye of Ra
But the guy isn’t Egyptian
I was wrong, full house is goated as hell
It never wasn't
I didn’t think it was good tbh
It's a solid hand, there is better and there is worse
supernova would go crazy rn
Im recording sound bytes for my soundboard, any suggestions?
matador is activated when the played hand triggers the boss blind ability which is each played card loses a dollar, but i don't get the $8 from matador when I lose money from played cards? 🤔
Are you sure?
Runner+brainstorm goes crazy on plasma lol
Red card is at +0 and i regret taking it ngl :P
i think it's because the tooth takes ur money before the hand starts to score
atleast ur red card gets a gold sticker xd
if it doesnt have one already
Ig yea
I haven’t really been paying attention to stickers ngl
74%, no clue which stickers i need :P
Can’t wait to get gold sticker on these guys 🫠
bean :D
Random meow sounds of cats in random cat videos online
Ohh. You ment Balatro sounds
Sorry I thought you just ment anything
purple stake is the first stake I feel like it's back to me being bad vs stupid when I lose
i mean game-ish related sounds but whatever is cool
red deck boring
I also did an "Oh No" with some weird harmonization
black? calico?
no u cant have Jelly 

omg love cats
they look so sweet
are they related?
they have the exact same eyes
My cat is yelling at me 😭
they've known each other their whole lives but Jelly (f, cailco) is about 2 weeks younger than Butter (m, orange)
Him name butter (:
Oh. My cat just wanted pets
I love how. I will just be on my phone. And out of nowhere “meow, MEOW” from my cat.
And I’m thinking something is wrong. Terribly wrong… no. She just wants pets
the classic
And now she’s just sitting on the floor facing away from me 😭😭😭😭
man
🪐
Shoot the moon or drivers license
cause it's like a +13 * 6+ vs a 3x to a 4x4x3x2.4
I think I made the right choice
First. What mod is that because the jokers mmmmm
2nd. Driver’s license would prob scale better. Unless you plan on making more queens
harley quinn joker skins
https://www.balatro.co/ tap in??
Play Balatro online for free—a poker-inspired, deck-building roguelite in your browser! Build powerful hands, earn chips, and unleash jokers to conquer enemies. Endless strategy awaits at Balatro.Co!
important to understand 🙂↕️
Guess who just figured out modded balatro doesn't count steam achievements
Twas a skin mod so do not judge
Holy moly
Agree or disagree?
😭🥶💀
I certainly couldn't fancy a git of his stature right?
☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
which card do I pick
the 8th one
How am I supposed to convince myself to stop taking negative tags when the game keeps rewarding my bad behavior!?
Nvm the head just punished me. Balance is restored.
get the one
im stupid i put blueprint + brainstorm on seltzer instead of photograph
oof
should have done split
for 4x2 instead of 3x2
another cool win
- Spare Trousers (Foil, +36 Mult)
- Lucky Cat (x2 Mult)
- Seeing Double (Polychrome)
- The Trio
we back
nice
when is this joker dropping?
lol
how buffed is cat?
blue
i think u can get rid of smiley face at this point lol
the game rewards it because it is a good move
keep doing it
pluto
pluto
X-1 is crazy lmao
Imagine you get it and your score just goes -16e
yea lol
Im very curious about this
Is there a seed with a negative invisible joker?
That yall know of
No
w lol
worth
ive had that happen to me so many times
Is ice a food or drink
food
But isn’t it a liquid
we forgive you ❤️
that ok. your our idiot
Ok
wait... isnt that guy beetlejuise. or am i thinking of a different guy
no thats tyler the equator
Taylor the creative
tyler the equator?
(Tyler the creator)
oh
Peak music
im going to remeber the fact that you said ice is a liquid and let this one slide
tyler the joker
I get it
tyler the brainstorm
thank you
Listen to Igor and your life will change
Average Baron run in balatro
Main Video
https://youtu.be/qDo26MqHjgU
The Game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/
The Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ycsJyE39VY
Music Used in Video
LouisF - Balatro main theme
i did, for blueprint
wtf. i did not have enough money. troll
nice purple stake run
shop do be trolling
- Hanging Chad [Eternal]
- Hanging Chad [Eternal] (Foil)
- Photograph
- Smeared Joker [Eternal] (Holographic)
- Card Sharp [Eternal] (Foil)
- Certificate (Negative)
balala
tank do you know

WASSUP NERDS
no
<@&1133519078540185692> heya phishing link here
of course its some kid with nitro that gets hacked lmfao
Yeah been in the server 9 months
I kicked him not banned
Should have probably timed out
too bad you're not playing on yellow deck
Account self preservation skills totally forgotten once funny icons are unlocked
how much do you wanna bet he tried to use a script he found on a random website to unlock more icons 😭

rip acrobat
o7
I’m so balatro brain rotted I tried to sleep and all that replayed was the theme song
give localthunk more money:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/
gg
just lost a run because my lucky cards hit money 4 times in a row...and mult 0 times
money bag money bag money bag
man I love balala
I think you're lucky being unlucky

has been my best run yet, in fact
I just rerolled 235 times in the same ante to get DNA (40 rerolls per round + petroglyph for extra rounds)
I think it was something like 700 rerolls to get it, I was going for it since ante 19/20
And, I just got 2 DNA like the first joker in the shop (round 1) in a row, but in gold stake so I didn't have enough money
💔
Different suffering, same feeling
hmm
some other balala highlights for the morbidly curious
How it feels to only play white stake
chaos theory wtf
Real
isnt the first one just stencil??
pretty much every balala joker is a clone of balatros
even the fact Hollow Joker says stencil in the description
I've made it a mission to note every minor difference as I find them
for example, balala doubles negative money
balatro just gives you nothing and moves on with your life
balala isn't afraid to sink you even further into debt
"Joker stencil included" 😭
some jokers are arbitrarily buffed or nerfed in odd places
planet cards are chemistry cards now, and spectrals are energy
tarot cards are still tarot cards...
...except they're not
"Joker stencil included" LMFAO why did they just actually copy and paste joker stencil
I love d3h joker especially
it's description is broken and it JUST namedrops burglar
Selfie Joker being AI goes crazy
don't worry they're all ai
the matador ripoff is very blatant
I need Balala Joker Poker texture pack
what does the judgment ripoff look like
already a wip (drawn by a friend)
I think I'm playing the wrong Balatro
gotta start playing Luck Be a Landlord and spinning them slots

jimbo? you mean Joker Joker?
you are, it's just Joker with a slightly misleading description
the funny thing about balala is that they get really verbose with the descriptions
like to tell you that straight flush counts for a straight/flush effects
Joker Joker my favorite Joker in Joker Poker
the description for Not!Vampire is long and verbose
can anyone help with playing Balatro on a Ubuntu 20.04.6 LTS
I tried on Steam and it didn't work
buffed!
does 0.2x instead of 0.1
Holy
anyone?
what a run
Perkeo and you probably got the naneINF, holy run
Can I just say how weird a negative Chicot looks?
why the hell does it look like that
MAKE IT PIXEL
ai generated
#notmylustyjoker
Eat the log
This is real
Balala Joker Joker
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Balala Sponger Bobber
Lusty Chicot
Why is Chicot chained up wtf
and why is he naked
love this guy
wtf did they make ai balatro jokers
i bought an iphone 8 specifically to play this
coating
best $62 console i own
where do i find this
shoutouts to
where do I play this vro
😔 im on smasung
partly why i do my balala science
doing all the work of experiencing this game for those who can't or don't want to'
I cant even experience normal balatro cause im broke
isn't he dead
pirate it
then buy it when u can
I don want a virus bru
pirate ≠ malware
yeah no it turns out he got up again
ik
steve jobs died of ligma
Can someone Give me the link to the seed where everything in the shop is glitched to be rare or Spectral Packs
Im trying too find someone who was steam family share with me
i think roffle has a vid on the all burnt joker seed
MIPK41M6
when is balatro getting pink stake
pepsi tag
U CAN HOLD THE CARD ON MOBILE????
what does pink stake do
oml
i thought it was just a pc feature
balala
balls a trough
(Shortcut Joker, btw)
mortgage is rental, except for some reason they can be paid off?
This is the equivalent of bullshiting essays
I think i messed up somewhere
You messed up the day you decided to do sleeves
But it allows me to get more kings
Who up sockin they buskin
relatable
do i take ghe brainstorm or no?
yes, but you'd be vulnerable to the boss blind which asks you to sell one of the jonklers to debuff
you also would score more with a mime.
Well it is anti 8 already, so he should already know what the boss blind is
That part is irrelevant if he doesn’t get it.
yeah but that build has potential to reach much higher
I genuinely don't see a purpose for seeing double. It feels like a cavendishional with an annoying requirement and not a great reward. How is it useful?
Its conditional is much easier to fulfil than most other xMult jokers. I wouldn’t say its good, but its not useless
rare moment of swashbuckler being useful
well damn
o yea true i take it for hanging chad then no?
Ah yes base mult
if you're on a canio run there's no reason to get baron
the build is solid right now and you don't really need ramen
dammit idk what to do now
dont rly wanna get rid of swash and egg
cus +85
egg at 73
caven is hard to find
and seeing double isn't hard to proc most of the time
is it better than cavendish, no, but it's still good
it's like duo, easier requirement lower reward
don't ruin the build
i need more glass quick tho
well dna could certainly help but idk what you would sell that wouldn't really fuck things up
what's your canio at now
purple stake is kinda mean tbh
you could probably axe paradoila at this point
and switch it out for dna to scale glass more
I'm having a hard time on the blue deck this is BAD lol
tbh the jumping from blue to purple/purple to gold is still better than white to blue
well yeah
free +2 flash at its finest
riff can make negatives?
that's awesome
Took me a while to beat it originally too but once you practice it all gets easier
A very weird gold stake victory if you ask me. Misprint literally carried the run
You know you’re not doing Well when misprint carries your run lmao
is that a hologram
Yes
Yes it is
and i got no idea what the 3rd joker is
Bloodstone?
Bloodstone. You know what? Wee joker carried it
oh thats what i thought but seemed so unlikely
Yeah…
misprint after bloodstone wouldnt be doing much
Depends
I was trying to get out of photochad forever
I would get like 60$ per round and I spent all of it rerolling
Could not find 1 mime
I got Barron and photochad in the first 3 antes

anyyone got any cavendish they wanna donate?
nah mine disappeared
So unlucky lmao
howdy howdy
1/150 is crazy
how do ppl even remember the names
By associating names with images I know the envelop is Mail in rebate
Because balatro addicts some people worse than crack
nvm its arrowhead
It is arrowhead
i love crack
certificate gave me the same card and sticker twice in a row
Atleast put a spoiler 😢
He did
I did spoiler tag the image
Why did it show up unspoilered to me
Did you click on it?
Aw man do I have auto unspoil
I didn't.
I probably have the "always show spoilers" on
Ahh maybe
The balatro server just died
Why aren't you at your job or eepy eepy are you from Asia or sum
I got the flu like a month ago and it sucked it was my first time with the flu
god, flu sucks
i got hit with covid last year so my immune system is fucked
usually a flu wouldn't have me laid out like htis
I had never gotten a flu shot in my life either cus I never got it despite hanging out around sick people all the time
Yeah I think I heard there's a new strain or sum idk
Feel like I read it on the news don't quote me though
Very unfortunate indeed
Hack S tier confirmed
Hack + wee joker my beloved
Fellas look at my jokers
is this beating ante 8
trick question it already did
sadly this is not being any blinds afterwards bc my baseball card expires in
2 rounds
do you get to save progress after beating all antes
how many ways to naneinf have been found?
yep
oh my god i sold i played a high card instead of a flush on accident (on the mouth)
Is there anyone who can help me with continuing my game? There is kinda a bug or something and I can´t skip the tarot-use and everything. I am a bit confused.
i dont care what anyone says
baron is ASS
Who up sockin they buskin
It's mid for ante 8 runs, yeah
I kinda understand why you have to move your joker cards but not really
Yeah unless you get those high card steel king runs
isnt it crazy to think that a game people shut off as a silly card game is so incredible and addicting
Hi guys, I want to try to replace the textures of tarot cards with tarot cards from cyberpunk 2077 on this server there are people who are authors of mods just I do not understand everything in it well
have now done everything in balatro except ante39, and i dont think i will chase it... with this im done =) (unless a big update comes) gg was fun 10/10 game
thank u
a major content update is coming this year
Put that smiley face left to blood stone
Congrats!!!
Rn I think I have like
8 jokers with gold stickers 😼
It scores more
little late
Sad
Alone sucks
U need a specific deck and specific jokers
Then it becomes god
Baron needs fixing and red seals/mime/major planetary impact to go off
There's a good reason I haven't gold stickered it yet
In gold stakes it literally kills u like almost every legendary
You're not wrong, it's expensive and a dead weight until it hits
You mean rare?
No
irl balatro card deck is coming in today
Baron is a rare
Yh the baron is
Yeah
I said that even the legendary jokers kills u most of the time
I've lost count of how many perkeo gold stake runs I've lost
Or canio if u don't find hanged man
Or chicots
Exactly
The only decent leg on gold stakes is trib
And then plant boss hits
I think stickers would be a good way to construct a tier list
The only one I have sticker on fr
You're so real for that
Photochad is kinda overrated ykwim
Nah
That should be the defining criteria of a tier list honestly
Photo chad is just a worst trib buskin
How likely are you to finish a run that involves this joker?
But u only need a flat mult which means high level planet or smiley
Photochad needs like a base mult of 50 to win you a plasma deck run
hey chat
Which itself opens a lot of questions like:
- how much synergy is there out there for it, or does it stand alone?
- how much deck fixing/levels do you need in advance to make it work?
- is it inherently risky (troub/throwback)?
Its not that hard
Assuming red seal glass cards
Like I'm ever getting those in a gold stake run
Just if u are lucky
I’m a noob but I feel like no card is ass. Ig it has it’s scenarios
I don't want my runs to be entirely determined by luck
U literally playing one games where the luck decides bro wdym
Balala is a skill based game with rng elements
Like a solid 68% is luck. Even I feel that
U need skill yeah but if u don't have luck the run ends
Welp
Seed? 🙏 lol jk
No comment
Seeded is for people who have a skill issue
This dude..
or who just have fun playing seeded

Yeah too
ALEEB
Let people enjoy a game how they wanna man
It's the all legendary seed
I was just kidding 🙏
Ok like dude my first shop just got me a free blueprint +4 mult negative joker. Like
This just feels like harassment atp
Okay play your run out
See how it goes
You can still lose a run with blueprint and a negative common
That negative jimbo doesn't do much
Ik but still I’m just saying luck
Can change lots
And that free BP made you skip which isn't all that worth it
Ik but still I’m just saying luck
Check out the seed 83269PM5
Will
I lost that one because of a skill issue
Yeah but if you're skilled enough you won't need luck
Atleast not alot of it
2 eternal blueprints plus a brainstorm in the first 2 antes
Not necessarily. It’s a balance
Neg jimbo is broken 🙏
No this game has a high skill ceiling
90% skill 9% luck
White stake is like 99% skill
1% manbearpig
Even a braindead can beat white stakes
One percent blueprint and brainstorm - lol
Blueprint and brainstorm aren't the saviors of dead runs you think they are
Didn’t say that
They often are
They require an already good build to get the most out of them
90% of good runs have those two
Which is why great runs almosy NEED them
Yeah, but you don't need a "good run" to win
Just an above average one
Nah, to ante 8 is always possible
Thank you 😊
You mean like ante 8 oh I meant like ante 14 minimum kinda thing
Ante 14 and above is 115% luck
Lmao
And 5% skill
Okay yeah ik it takes skill to make the most out of your economy I get it
Good-ish jokers
If you're good at setting up and controlling your econ you can see more options in the shop
Which means you increase your chances
Has anyone ever reached Nan money before
If you're horrible and make the wrong decisions it'll be difficult to see enough to get those jokers
No way
No
Not ever
Ops all 6s and lucky cards are the way 
Not possible
someone has to go for Nan money now
Not happening
Nah i ain't doing it 🙏
You'd need a way to get exponentially scaling money and rn that's just
No
You'd need multiplicative money
That or an inf money bug
Imagine having like a very rare spectral card that doubles ur money
Which doesn't exist
Hermit
Like soul or black hole
We need a new joker or some kinda tech for Nan money
or we haven't tried hard enough yet
Guys if I go to an old version and get 2 invis jokers I can get Nan money 🤑 🤑
I started playing about a month ago and I’ve literally made schedules that must include Balatro time… and into the gungeon time lmao
Just gimme until the heat death of the universe
In what world would you need this much money naneinf wasn’t even intended to be reached to begin with lol
Imagine having schedules
so you can say you reached naneinf money duh
I have calculated this shit to a science
Ankh and inv joker doesn't work?
Why old versions
Okay hypothetically perkeo + gift card
Naneinf isn’t intended to being with 😭
Bc they patched it
that is one way I thought of
but it doesn't scale fast enough does it
That makes 2 invis jokers so it works
Not in a million years
It just resets the invis counter
how to get naneinf money
^ @worn gust
it needs to be done
Sad
Pray to balatro gods
balatro hasn't been beaten by the player base until naneinf money has happened
you know it's true
I’m guessing that means non modded obv lol
I assume it would stay at naneinf but let you spend
And that nan wouldn’t let you purchase anything at all
@flint copper
Old version
Since naneinf is considered > 1e308 even after the nan conversion it should let you spend without losing anything
It’s a whole different story if it’s only nan without the einf tho
Depends on if the shop is coded
Actually
I'm dumb
You can spend it
Nan is coded to be greater than any number
naneinf > ~1.79e308
are you saying this universally or are you saying this in balatro
because universally this is not true
does money go as high as score?
Ya
Coding language difference
Yeah
maybe it uses a smaller system
Yup, nan/naneinf is just the code reaching its integer limit
Probably not
nan, by the IEEE 754 standard, should always return false to a check
I don't see how you can get Nan money vanilla without glitches
Which it does at ante 39 btw
No because ante 39 would stop you and you wouldn't get get enough
Far enough
Otherwise yes but it'd take like
Too long
If only there was a vc we could talk about strategies and play
yeah a server vc would be so good
I sent a couple messages after that
Please read them thank you
And have people say slurs forcing moderators to always be in vc OR have a bot record all conversations
Nah
i only need 3 jokers! rahhhh!
Stunt gaming
amber acorn put my brainstorm on the very left and blueprint on the very right
:skull
Stuntkisser
Plasma deck is so broken sometimes I love kt
every joker is a boykisser
BoykisserJokers
Tyy
its somewhere in the modding forms part
I've thought of doing a like, total art replacement mod
Would be funny but probably take quite awhile
- Hanging Chad
- Blueprint
- Sock and Buskin
- Lucky Cat (x10.5 Mult)
- Brainstorm
balatro goes hard
I just had the biggest misplay of my life
I have ceremonial dagger and I accidentally skipped riff raff
what happened to my copy of balatro
Is that balatro in scratch😭😭???
roblox
Bloxlatro
i tried it before
its bad
- Lusty Joker
- Satellite ($2)
- Trading Card
- Canio (x4 Mult)
- Hologram (Foil, x3.5 Mult)
inb4 the head
mans got the 2 dolla satellite 💯
i got satellite on ante 8 just for the discovery
lol
im now at 148/150 jokers
stone and glass joker left
nice that's 1 more than I have
I dont play the game anymore but thanks
i hate this game sometimes
Erratic deck gave me a natural flush five
yall think its enough glass cards?
No
Oh nice very funny game
he wanted a tribulet but got canio instead
Do you see the vision
Also wheel of fortune worked for like the first time ever and made hologram polychrome
Now all I need is a negative burnt
fun fact
ride the bus route number is 210-a
cuase it only works on cards 2 to 10 and ace
so fat.....
Lvl 1. Full house of aces and 10s just played 27k on ante 4 this might be a win
Pretty sure you lose
this wit tribulet
oh man, what a decision
scholar is putting in WORK though
or hiker?
I agree still
Kill idol
ya debating hiker at this point
I think hiker should go, thee more I think about it
idol picks a random card from your deck, half the time I get ace of spades
The other half means you're dead next ante 
not sure I will get the deck clean enough before I'm cooked though
teah
darn it
idol is correct I think
sad, I wanted to see the numbers go brrr
Should I replace scholar
Mr bones
but your setup is def strong enough without him
This is the best name for Mr Bones I've ever heard
Mr bones is not good 99% of the time
I'm using it
I really want fib to sub in for scholar
123k with card sharp
haha I sold scholar for sixes
now I just hope lucky cat scales hard enough before I'm fked
My finger was playing a baron run when it met the plant. It hurts
oh man I wish I had this 7 antes ago
Literally like 5 minutes ago I thought about how much I hate violet vessel and guess what ante 8 boss blind I got
BRRRR
Why is it like this lol
Amber Acorn
And I won btw
invis joker copy
oooh
I'm not like the others lookin' ahh
Not a single strength this run to get more aces
HAHAHA
Anyways that was blue deck red stake
ugh is it worth dropping either hiker or sixes for mime?
most of those aces are steel
one of my lucky aces is like +200
Then I'd sell hiker personally
two others are around 140 160 ish
why is the hiker still a consideration 😭
Sell hiker
the front page of scryfall today
got this insane run randomly lol
I had blue print and double baron by like ante 4
and then mime ante 6 or so
Fuck am I doing there
No like why do you have pareidolia? I don't find any use for it in here
Temperance value
the plant:::::::
Still utterly confused but sure
As a paredolia you don't like other paredolias
It's free temp value
They're a baron build
Plant fucks them anyways
me when paradolia judges me for holding a NEGATIVE paradolia 💔
I mean kinda but not even temp value (I have liquidation)
it's just negative
like
my temps are 11 doler
Yeah it's my complete opposite how am I not gonna hate it
Fair
Aww man
huge temp value (13 dolers)
Swashbuckler value
real lemme roll down for a nat negative swash
Also affected by liquidation
You just won the game
sock my socksin
this is SUCH a good run
I love playing as Scout
thought this was valorant
how
I don't know
wait I got the paradolia hater and superposition hater 😭
unfortunately selling both got an invis
2 brainstorms, 1 blue boy, a baron and a mime
crazy seed lowk
Hell yeah the original wins
this is getting a little tight
No mime Retrigger?
you're doing ace high card build bro?
...
copy the mime dawg
mime retrigger is better by a tiny bit only if I have 6 or more steel
Bruh