🎙・server-chat

[low hornet]

atp js sybau

[lost kindle]

nuh uh

[low hornet]

what in the world

what the fuck is sybau

sounds like a car from japan

[calm cypress]

no, thats subaru

[lost kindle]

patrick star

[lost kindle]

bastard in korean

i think?

[gusty hinge]

Royalty

[hasty yew]

Hey yall! Any of you have any Joker yall can suggest?

Im making a two player Balatro game called Balatro Versus. Its a physical game.

[lost kindle]

higher-jimbo

4x mult

[hasty yew]

Thats just op-

[lost kindle]

its balatro

nothing is too op

[analog berry]

1 in 8 chance to disable one of the oppositions jokers

[hasty yew]

They only have one joker in play each.

[analog berry]

Ohhh

[hasty yew]

So its gotta be fair and challenging.

[lost kindle]

ooh ik

[hasty yew]

Because in a standard deck with jokers, there's only two jokers right?

[lost kindle]

hatred

divides oppositions mult

[hasty yew]

That could be good.

[red hamlet]

Cute Cat - players have to violently make out if they're both boys

[lost kindle]

what if

i was a boeing 737

then what

[hasty yew]

Wanna see the current jokers?

There's 7/20

[red hamlet]

Then you don't get to kiss boys I'm afraid

[lost kindle]

yay

the dudes in my school want to kiss me.

ion wan that 😭

[hasty yew]

Do yall wanna see the 7 jokers currently?

[lost kindle]

yur

[hasty yew]

Current jokers:

1. Blackjack: +4 mult for every club and spade number card scored.

2. Redhead: +4 mult for every heart and diamond number card scored.

3. The Spy: adds ×2 of the highest rank your opponent plays to mult.

4. Sly Dealer: When activated, steal's your opponent's Joker. If it's your opponent's second Joker, it cannot be stolen. Destroyed (Discarded) after use.

5. Hydra: When activated, roll D20 three times. Choose one of the three as your new joker.

6. Detective Dan: when activated, discard up to five cards, sift through your deck and pick as many cards as you discarded (e.g. if you discarded 3 cards, draw 3 cards). Reshuffle after drawing. (Costs 1 discard)

7. Four Fingers: Flushes and Straights can be formed with 4 cards.

[lost kindle]

detective dan?

dan from dan?

dandadan?

(im going insane)

[paper blade]

Danganran

[lost kindle]

danganronpa

[paper blade]

Danganronpa

[hasty yew]

DANGANRONPA???
DETECTIVE TI00???

[lost kindle]

peak

[paper blade]

Do ba da bi da bi ba

[lost kindle]

wo ai ni

xie xie

ni hao

[paper blade]

Diri di Dan din Dan di

[hasty yew]

Nah srsly I feel like a genius-

what do yall think of the current jokers?

[paper blade]

Golden

I think

It's good

What's c++

[lost kindle]

isnt it a coding language

[paper blade]

Wait

I think it's completion ++

[hasty yew]

You need a d6, d20 and two decks of cards.

[paper blade]

Why do we need dice to play balatro

[red hamlet]

So bloodstone works all the time

[paper blade]

Ohhhh

What about d20

[hasty yew]

D6 is used to determine the "boss table" every 2 rounds that pass.

D20 is used when a joker is pulled to determine its ability.

[paper blade]

Oh ok

[lost kindle]

technically

its checkered deck

[hasty yew]

Here's how gameplay works.

[paper blade]

Oh ok

[lost kindle]

park n speakasy

technically they real bosses in game

disable spades n disable hearts

but in this case it only applies to checkered

[hasty yew]

I should've changed the wording....

The park debuffs clubs and spades.
the speakeasy debuffs hearts and diamonds.

[calm cypress]

I like the idea of both players progressing through antes as normal but you get a bonus for earning more

[paper blade]

Me too

[calm cypress]

and the goal is to make it through a blind and have your opponent fail

[low hornet]

whats a word u find funny without any reason

mines chipotle

haha chipotle

[paper blade]

Goober

Btw peanuts can be called goober peas

[low hornet]

chipotle

[lost kindle]

banana

i died

[low hornet]

😂

[lost kindle]

there was no cavendish

but there was a yorick

but then i died like

[lost kindle]

4 antes after that

[gusty hinge]

nice

nice

[paper blade]

Halation

Fick

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mine-minecraft-gif-3310453485733880720

[gusty hinge]

I... am nice

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1346491732228833300/-2_1.gif

[gusty hinge]

I... copy the joker to my right

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644285248951287808/1095028453163675829/1948BC51-74D3-474F-B322-70E71767F8F5.gif

[paper blade]

Yippee

[lost kindle]

💔

[undone oxide]

plot twist: the blueprint is acctually copying an invisible invisible joker

real

[lost kindle]

plot twist

copy egge

so 2x money

[paper blade]

[undone oxide]

[paper blade]

🦨

[undone oxide]

BAJJ skunk 88

[languid nova]

does anyone know why the brainstorm mod isnt showing guaranteed perkeo and observatory?

[next sigil]

probably cause you have a mod that had joker/voucher

[hasty yew]

I absolutely love the back design of this deck!

[merry pebble]

guys i can't get lovely injector to install properly

chrome blocks the newest version

[paper blade]

I wonder why

[hasty yew]

Its a cool pattern!

What does this joker do?

[paper blade]

Eats the card and takes x card number÷10

[maiden forum]

holy shit

[red hamlet]

it do be like that sometimes

banger luck

also damn, you got hdr on?

[primal cosmos]

insane pull

Wait does anyone know if these have started shipping in Europe yet?

I ordered mine when they were first announced and it says on fangamer that it's shipping Late March still

[round garnet]

daz crazy

[primal cosmos]

I guess I'm in no rush for it just confused

[queen escarp]

remember
ALWAYS skip rare tag

[red hamlet]

oh wow a rare skip
i wonder what i'll get
THe Humble Hit The Road:

MFW its the order:

[junior bolt]

obelisk

[red hamlet]

obelisk wouldn't be that bad

[junior bolt]

sinner

[paper blade]

Booooooooo

[opal fog]

if first hand of round is one card, destroy it and gain x0.3
it has synergy with canio

[junior bolt]

a thousand plagues upon yee

[opal fog]

campfire showing up

[red hamlet]

brother, you play destiny

billions of plagues upon ye

[junior bolt]

At least i have the dignity not to praise obelisk

[red hamlet]

if you don't know how to play with it, yea

[junior bolt]

Its not about the viability

its the principle

[opal fog]

thy plagues shall be multiplied x2 for each destroyed face card

[junior bolt]

we have a moral obligation to not use obelisk

[red hamlet]

ok man

[opal fog]

i actually never play with campfire

[long bough]

Any1 know how to fix this?

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general would know

[opal fog]

is there a mod to fucking dissapear campfire

[red hamlet]

Would never catch me admitting i have weak econ

[opal fog]

i hate when i get rare tag and get campfire

id love campfire if it not reseted

[round garnet]

campfire is fine

and with gold stake having rental u basically get free scaling on it

at least until it resets next ante

[red hamlet]

campfire is just peak when you have good econ

if you have bad econ, it's bad

so if campfire is bad for you
work on your econ, dawg

[round garnet]

as i said rental cost 1$ and sells for 1$, and 30% chance of getting it is not bad at all

unless funny eternal

[wicked magnet]

Is the violet joker any good or no?

[opal fog]

also i feel its for early game though

15 dec 2024

[red hamlet]

?

campfire?

[opal fog]

yes

cuz

[round garnet]

wth is violet jonkler

[red hamlet]

campfire early game?
campfire is literally super strong late game what

[opal fog]

why tho cuz if u already got alright jokers why though

[round garnet]

bru this guy is so bait

[red hamlet]

consumables????

[opal fog]

like just leave a space to buy selk and reroll?

[red hamlet]

bro, it's any card

[fair island]

oh no

lol

[red hamlet]

Bro is literally a white stake player for sure

[opal fog]

i want to leave the server now but i wont

[paper blade]

Ass ability is what I see

[red hamlet]

you're like 14

shush

[round garnet]

if he really adds microtransactions, no joke what do u think would be on sale?

[opal fog]

i suppose it has a synergy with perkeo

[wary sigil]

do wild cards synergize with the idol

[red hamlet]

Perkeo, Cartomancer, 8 ball (yuck), blue and purple seals

[opal fog]

a useless negative joker so they get donations

[paper blade]

What does that have to do with knowing that campfire is ass

[red hamlet]

a double Ds jimbo skin

[languid quest]

Not again

[red hamlet]

jimbo's big naturals

[round garnet]

well skins are not THAT bad

and if somebody were to buy its prolly more of a donation

[paper blade]

Cmon man

[round garnet]

moddable game btw

[red hamlet]

bro it's peak

even walkie talkie

[opal fog]

oh well

plus its a old ss

[red hamlet]

campfire makes planet merchant useful

[opal fog]

it might have a synergy with vagabond i guess

[red hamlet]

basically any joker that makes consumables

or even other jokers

[round garnet]

maybe it has synergy with the fuckin shop

[red hamlet]

either way

campfire is so much better than fucking hit the road

[finite river]

Hit the road is terrible without deck fixing and there are so many better things to deckfix to

[lost hedge]

1 ante away T-T

actually cooked T-T

[languid quest]

It's a cylinder.

[round garnet]

anybody else loving pluto?

[paper blade]

I prefer emperor

[round garnet]

true gambler

but where tf is hung man???

aintnoway this is real

[keen willow]

Plutonium my beloved

[paper blade]

Egg

[thorny coral]

I love money

[cinder robin]

guys

so

i have a few parts of exodia right

[magic swan]

flush

[languid quest]

What the fuck

[slim junco]

literally true tho

[languid quest]

My name is Local.

I made Balatro.

It was quite easy to put the game together

But fortunately, the game got so popular

And now i can't do anything

But play Balatro 🔥

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

fire

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-cheeseburger-flying-cheeseburger-gif-27530504

[paper blade]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-5131389724377471537

[slim junco]

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[paper blade]

Yipper

[slim junco]

time to greed out and die

[paper blade]

Yippee

[paper blade]

It's 2025 dummy get with the times

[languid quest]

All I do now is play cryptid sleep cryptid sleep discord

I am truly a gamer now

[paper blade]

Yippee

[languid quest]

Now all I need is doritos and mount doo

Chili what deck should I do

F

[wanton monolith]

Man i love this game

[red hamlet]

bro got planted

imagine

[paper blade]

Black cuz I'm evil (:<

[languid quest]

Cryptid deck

[paper blade]

Oh

[round garnet]

whats the most broken joker in cryptid

[red hamlet]

ask #⚙・modding-general

[paper blade]

Then very fair deck cus I'm super evil (:<

[round garnet]

jus lmk 😭

[languid quest]

Either primus or something else

[languid quest]

Fuck you

[flint copper]

Can’t believe mr. no-pornlatro would put steamy jimbo pics in front of me like this

[languid quest]

Die

[round garnet]

ok i saw that ^ symbol i see how its broken

[languid quest]

Yeah

[flint copper]

Only a little 😏

[languid quest]

No fucking way

[paper blade]

And do it Ascendant Stake cuz I'm super duper evil (:<

[round garnet]

this new modding-chat is fire

[languid quest]

Im just sending screenshots dawg

Cuz there's like 300 jokers and I got fucking jimbo

[round garnet]

now we gotta discuss every single exotic

[red hamlet]

i'm just sending screenshots, it's not discussion of modded content, i'm very smart

[round garnet]

as long as he takes jimbo it doesnt count as modded ✅

[paper blade]

Yippee

[red hamlet]

ok man

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general :3

[languid quest]

Yeah they already said it

Too late

[round garnet]

but he added a colon three at the end

u gotta be nice

[solemn elm]

she

[round garnet]

mb

[solemn elm]

nws

[cinder robin]

yo

[red hamlet]

banger

[limber moth]

I'm in love wit da coco

[bronze cape]

which deck would you even commit to lmao

[red hamlet]

well they're on checkered so probably checkered

[bronze cape]

so its a trib build?

[cinder robin]

rn yeah

[bronze cape]

id get rid of baron once u get blueprint or brainstorm honestly

you can just decide to pivot if u find a mime

or you run into an ox

[red hamlet]

The Plant:

[cinder robin]

i think

its time

[fresh spruce]

the goat

I think chico should come with a free negative tag

[cinder robin]

i guess i sell

my baron

for sock and buskin

dont i

i need to pivot to glass

[junior bolt]

damn, regicide :(

[worn gust]

Average costellation build 🙏

[brave knot]

Always happens when I play in the abandoned deck

[undone oxide]

truly an abandoned deck of all time

[worn gust]

Its Always the abandoned

[gritty delta]

Why would I know?

I'm not European

[red hamlet]

nah, just make it give positive effects based on blinds

on top of disabling them

[fresh spruce]

I don't care if they're good I just want to look at my blorbo

[exotic yarrow]

IDK what to do with it but IG i let the run die

[paper blade]

?????????

[haughty brook]

Hello, this the Balatro self help group?

[tall galleon]

bro im so bad at balatro i cant even beat the tutorial

[haughty brook]

https://tenor.com/view/gamble-gambling-flipnote-raxdflipnote-gamblecore-gif-728096753915804447

[true flax]

first orange

[true flax]

and yeah unfortunately it was with mr bones, i got really unlucky w the pulls

a win is a win tho

[tall galleon]

whenever i leave my balatro match is there like a save button?

[solemn cloud]

It will save

[paper blade]

It saves by itself

[tall galleon]

oh

[hasty yew]

oop...

Sorry, just barged in the conversation.

Hello!

[paper blade]

Hello

[hasty yew]

I have... An interesting opinion on AI art.

[paper blade]

It's ass

[hasty yew]

AI art... Is art...

But. BUT.

[paper blade]

It's ass art

[solemn cloud]

I dont think you can call it art

Art is more than just the image

[hasty yew]

It IS art... Technically.

[solemn cloud]

AI cannot feel, therefore it cannot make art

[lost kindle]

black ddeck enjoyer spittin

[hasty yew]

Don't call yourself an artist when you do AI art.

[lost kindle]

thats what im sayinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[solemn cloud]

Im not an artist myself, far from it (im a math major and cant create to save my life)

[paper blade]

Mmmmm

[lost kindle]

ai aint human while art is used to show human matters

[solemn cloud]

But I know that way more than just being able to draw goes into art

[lost kindle]

dw balck deck im here to save u

i got 5th place in a continental/regional art competition

[limber moth]

AI art is garbage

[lost kindle]

and no 1 in my school

[hasty yew]

Its... Just history repeating itself, the more I think about it.

[solemn cloud]

Also AI cannot really create original images, everything it produces is a mishmash of collected data

Eventually AI art will start training itself with AI art

[undone oxide]

greed

[lost kindle]

we turnin into wall-e

[lost kindle]

get like

6 opps all 6s

23$ per card

[hasty yew]

"Nope!"

[paper blade]

[hexed spear]

how do i apply cryptid mod to my game?

[lost kindle]

theres a tutorial on yt

[undone oxide]

sock and buskin and hanging chad are carrying me i dont even have lucky cat yet

[silver lynx]

hit alt and f4

[solemn cloud]

what do you mean by this?

[fresh spruce]

bullshit ass game

[lost kindle]

when photography was invented

artists were agianst it

[solemn cloud]

I see

didnt know that

[lost kindle]

idk himi got the entire quote

[hasty yew]

Ah sorry-

In the late 1830's, Photography was considered a threat to art because it "lacked human touch and creativity" and was "merely a mechanical process".

[lost kindle]

there it is

foreshadowing

im the goat

[solemn cloud]

I think theres more of an ethical dilemma with AI art though

[lost kindle]

yea cos photography still has an art aspect

[solemn cloud]

Since it almost certainly is using peoples art without their permission

[lost kindle]

setting up the scene

[undone oxide]

8x hologram + 2x steel joker are carrying me

[solemn cloud]

stealing tons of data

[lost kindle]

n whatnot

[lost kindle]

2x steel joker?

ive never seen a run like that

ohh

steel joker on 2x

nvm

[hasty yew]

You probably know what happened to photography... Jt too became an art-form.

NOW AI IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BULLSH-

[red hamlet]

Not this shit again

[lost kindle]

cos its just typing a prompt

[red hamlet]

Go argue in DMs

[lost kindle]

hi lynn

[red hamlet]

Tiring to listen to AI bullshit all the time

[lost kindle]

ok lets talk abt balatro

dont u love it when theres a mail n rebate on an all 10s seed

with 3 discards

thats 5x5x3

[solemn cloud]

that reminds me

[hasty yew]

In my entire freaking 2 months of playing I've only completely like, two runs.

[solemn cloud]

i played an idol round the other day

[lost kindle]

75$ per blind

[paper blade]

Yippee

[undone oxide]

my deck is filled with nonsense but holograph moment

[solemn cloud]

deck had 50 queen of spades and 1 5 of clubs

[lost kindle]

dawg play balatro 😭

[solemn cloud]

guess what the idol landed on

[lost kindle]

i need ur seed

[red hamlet]

Mfw idol is not a good joker

[lost kindle]

me

[solemn cloud]

this was so long ago

[lost kindle]

cos im an idol

[solemn cloud]

like 2 days ago

[lost kindle]

bru

[solemn cloud]

i dont save my seeds

[lost kindle]

im gonna do stuff to you

[solemn cloud]

I had almost all the setup

[paper blade]

Buddy

Cmon

[solemn cloud]

why would I save my basic ass seeds 😭

[lost kindle]

top 10 balatro mistakes

not saving/sharing seeds

[hasty yew]

I BACKSLIDED BALATRO OKAY???

[paper blade]

Don't save every seed

[solemn cloud]

if i saved the seed for every slightly good run ive had (like above ante 8) id have way too many saves

[fresh spruce]

Art used to be for the elites and anything not created nor enjoyed by the rich wasn't considered art tbh. Like I would call tailoring an art but that also wasn't considered art

[paper blade]

BUT SAVE THE SEED W 50 QUEENS

[solemn cloud]

I deck fixed for that

[lost kindle]

n i got finals in 3 weeks, but i finished like

[solemn cloud]

it wasnt like an erratic

[lost kindle]

6/7 runs

[fresh spruce]

like it's just "something not considered art" there's nothing else in common expect that

[lost kindle]

when term break started a week ago

chat i may be held back at school

[red hamlet]

Go study

[solemn cloud]

go study

[lost kindle]

nah its fine

i study a lot

[paper blade]

Go study

[lost kindle]

i also play alot

so its fine

plus

balatro = math revision

[solemn cloud]

im on exchange rn so all my friends have finals in 2 weeks but none of my courses have finals here

[hasty yew]

I want someone to just overanalyze my first balatro win bc I just felt si proud 🥲

[languid quest]

Fried Rice at Eddys

[solemn cloud]

fuckin love exchange

[paper blade]

Fair

[languid quest]

Hi

[lost kindle]

dawg can we like

[red hamlet]

So which is it

[lost kindle]

exchange

[paper blade]

Hi

[lost kindle]

both

[lost kindle]

hi

[solemn cloud]

well that is kinda what I did

I went to Australia

Super fun

[languid quest]

Fried Rice at Jimbos

[solemn cloud]

still here i mean

[lost kindle]

dawg im in the middle east

aint no exchanging here 😭

[hasty yew]

I dont know whats going on here in southeast asia 💀

[lost kindle]

which

philippines?

[languid quest]

Rolling on the floor laughing rolling on thr floor laughjng

[lost kindle]

if so

u r cooked ngl 💔

[languid quest]

Crying tears of joy crying years of joy

[solemn cloud]

I went from Canada to Australia so not much changed for me other than the weather went up like 30 degrees

[hasty yew]

NOOOOOOOO

[solemn cloud]

or actually like 50

[hasty yew]

WHAT IS IT TELL ME

[lost kindle]

dawg jus move out gng 💔

exchange schools if u dont wanna be a femboy 💔

[hasty yew]

Oh sweet yall got Trigonometry?

[lost kindle]

yur

we got wayy higher than that (at age 16 btw)

like

grade 11/10?

not sure

we use british curriculum

[hasty yew]

We do like uh... Numeracy test every year thats recorded for government purposes.

[lost kindle]

ok yea u guys r cooked 💔

they force us to remember formulas gng 💔

[hasty yew]

To like... Grade intelligence level in a city) reigon.

[hasty yew]

WE CARRYING OUR CITY'S NAME 😭😭😭

[hasty yew]

Here's one of the problems in the test

[lost kindle]

THATS EASY

[solemn cloud]

how old are you?

[lost kindle]

on our papers

that'll get u like

2/3 marks

out of 100

[lost kindle]

p-p-pedo...

[solemn cloud]

nah im jw cuz thats quite basic stuff

[paper blade]

Wth man

[lost kindle]

mb

[hasty yew]

Its a numeracy test held by the government. Of course it would be easy questions.

[solemn cloud]

Ive never had a government mandated numeracy test I wouldnt know 😭

[lost kindle]

wait lemme get an exam qs based on my lvel

[hasty yew]

It basically tracks students' numeracy in a city/region.

[undone oxide]

truly a hologram of all time (please give me lucky cat)

[hasty yew]

It basically lets the government know how capable students' are. There's also literary tests.

[solemn cloud]

kid named the plant

[red hamlet]

Plant incoming

[lost kindle]

💔

[languid quest]

It's a cylinder.

[undone oxide]

i have a million other enhanced cards in my deck

[lost kindle]

what is

[solemn cloud]

this is like idk grade 11 (17 year old) in Canada at least where im from

[languid quest]

Click it

[solemn cloud]

16-17

[lost kindle]

oh dawg

im at the grade where its 15-16

[tall galleon]

gang why are yalls math problems so easy

[lost kindle]

so im doing it extra eraly

next year im getting into calculus i think?

[echo violet]

halo

[solemn cloud]

well Im 21 now and Im a pure math major in uni so my math problems are no longer this easy 😭

[tall galleon]

W

[hasty yew]

Im flabbergasted by sine and cosine waves im not ready for this 💀

[tall galleon]

im 18 in college and im doing further maths

[echo violet]

whats going on

[solemn cloud]

i havent seen numbers since first year

[lost kindle]

dude...

[solemn cloud]

and i never want to see a number again

I hate computation

[lost kindle]

sine n cosine waves...

dawg 💔

[echo violet]

this is grade 10 for me

sin and cos waves

all that shit

[hasty yew]

Tangent waves are funky.

[visual island]

hell nawh

[tall galleon]

what have you guy picked for ur like uni/ college options i picked further maths, computer science, chemistry and physics

[echo violet]

i fw em

[lost kindle]

it only goes up

[hasty yew]

pull really said

[lost kindle]

thats all u gotta remember

[echo violet]

thats pretty good im similar

[lost kindle]

@tall galleon @solemn cloud

[tall galleon]

what did u pick?

[lost kindle]

why in pi qro 💔

[tall galleon]

hol up imma solve it right here

[solemn cloud]

tangent my beloved

[tall galleon]

oh hell no i done gotta use intergrals

[paper blade]

That's tangable

[lost kindle]

💔

[tall galleon]

im getting my pen and paper one sec

[solemn cloud]

i refuse to compute things

I did calc 2 thats enough for me

[tall galleon]

alr so

first of all we gotta findn the intersection points

[hasty yew]

Fun fact: I got tired of constantly adding π/2 to get the period, noticed some patterns and now I basically made a shortcut that's way easier to remember.

[tall galleon]

uhhh

[solemn cloud]

i already served my time

[tall galleon]

to do that

[lost kindle]

thankfully im going into psychology so ion need this ❤️‍🩹

[echo violet]

ik a lotta ppl doing psychology

is it rlly good

[lost kindle]

apparently

[tall galleon]

we use that equation the y = square root of 2x + 6

[echo violet]

what do u even do

[lost kindle]

they need what they studdy

[lost kindle]

mentl issues n whatnot

[solemn cloud]

now this is more like it

[lost kindle]

WHAT

[echo violet]

based

[lost kindle]

WHY R THERE SO MANY LETTERS

TOO MUCH WORDS

[solemn cloud]

thats math

[echo violet]

wat?

[lost kindle]

gng jus slide it in 💔

[echo violet]

what grade is this

[solemn cloud]

uni

lmao

[echo violet]

ah alr

[hasty yew]

Okay we talking bout math...
But can yall name this?

[echo violet]

then i got no clue

[tall galleon]

and we also use the equation 3y - x = 3 but then we would re arrange the equation into x = 3y - 3

[solemn cloud]

fred

[lost kindle]

tripropane?

[solemn cloud]

his name is fred

[lost kindle]

i cant remember

[echo violet]

no clue

[lost kindle]

imnot good w organic chem

[hasty yew]

Very far.

[lost kindle]

ik its not an alkene

or a carboxylic

what is it?

[hasty yew]

Ane.

[lost kindle]

just ane?

[hasty yew]

Thats a clue.

[lost kindle]

so an alkane

[willow kite]

I left for a minute and what the heck is happening?

[solemn cloud]

i love uni

[tall galleon]

then what we do is we substitue again for example x = 3y - 3 into y = square root 2x + 6 which makes y = square root of 2(3y - 3) + 6 which makes square root of 6y - 6 + 6 which makes square root of 6y

[lost kindle]

a branch of hexane?

[echo violet]

-CH₂CH₂CH₂CH₂CH₂CH₃

[hasty yew]

Intellectual conversations is the best way to summarise it.

[pastel river]

Why is there an essay for a question

[solemn cloud]

just cuz

[languid quest]

Master chief, mind telling me what you're doing in fortnite

[tall galleon]

and then i cba working it out bc its a bunch of intergrals

[languid quest]

Sir, I'm thinking miku, miku oo wee oo

[lost kindle]

mlg pro is me rn 💔

[languid quest]

I'm thinking miku, miku oo wee oo

[hasty yew]

Okay I'll give the answer:

|| 2,3-dimethylbutane ||

[languid quest]

I'm thinking miku, miku oo wee oo

[solemn cloud]

i just realized that doxxed my uni oops

[willow kite]

ah yes i love these

[echo violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[lost kindle]

oh shi i cant read

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[lost kindle]

i thought there was 3 carbons\

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[lost kindle]

im gonna

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[solemn cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[willow kite]

500 cats

[languid quest]

Cat chain

[echo violet]

LMAO

[lost kindle]

sounds like my hosue

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-yard-stare-cat-stare-cat-thousand-yard-cat-gif-1468627726334231223

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644285248951287808/1095028453163675829/1948BC51-74D3-474F-B322-70E71767F8F5.gif

[tall galleon]

yall wanna see MY chem homework?

[echo violet]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-kitten-orange-cat-cat-waddling-cat-waddle-waddling-kitten-gif-26256461

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-funny-cat-meme-funny-cat-meme-gif-17120234326475913413

[lost kindle]

honestly

IGCSES suck

[solemn cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/my-balls-jiggly-my-balls-are-jiggly-zingus-gif-21847012

[lost kindle]

i wish

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/msm-my-singing-monsters-cherubble-skrunkly-awake-gif-27149314

[lost kindle]

qro jus slide it in 💔

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-cat-doin-sheepboye-gif-22386505

[solemn cloud]

bro is zooted

[tall galleon]

im cheeks at chemistry so i aint doing allat

[languid quest]

My name used to have (always high) in it

[lost kindle]

switfy whta grade u in?

[echo violet]

u have like a slightly advanced version of what i have yea

[solemn cloud]

hell yeah thats whats up

[tall galleon]

ye ik im in higher

2nd year college

for UK

[echo violet]

im in

11th

[languid quest]

Cuppa?

[lost kindle]

oh uve done ur gcses?

[willow kite]

is it okay if i joined with my curser too?

[languid quest]

Yes

[tall galleon]

2 years ago

[languid quest]

I have already joined in

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[languid quest]

Yippie

[lost kindle]

dawg..

[tall galleon]

?

[lost kindle]

i hate igcses

i wish

[echo violet]

WAIT

WHQAT

[tall galleon]

what u doing for gcses rn

[echo violet]

I HAVE A CHEM EXAM

TMRW

IM COOKED

[languid quest]

Ur cooked

[tall galleon]

ggs

[languid quest]

Gg

[lost kindle]

urm

[echo violet]

AH HELL NAW

its 5pm

[languid quest]

Get to work buddy

[echo violet]

alr speedrun

[solemn cloud]

go study

[echo violet]

i gtg

bye

[languid quest]

Hey shitaas

[echo violet]

fuck

[lost kindle]

trip science
photography
design technology
phsyical education

[solemn cloud]

i should go to bed now

[languid quest]

Wanna see me speedrun

[lost kindle]

they all suck

[solemn cloud]

new nilered video just dropped

[languid quest]

Goodnight miku miku oo wee oo

Watching it

[lost kindle]

im gonna drink PVA glue

[solemn cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-meme-big-eyes-gif-15694997021212211490

[languid quest]

TURNING CHILDRENS GLUE INTO ALCHOHOL

[undone oxide]

ante 1 madness

[languid quest]

NILERED ARE YOU HIGH ON GLUE

[tall galleon]

just revise the chemical properties of enzymes , halogens with correlation of group 0 elements and youll be fine

[lost kindle]

im just focusing on like

eng language, biology, math, chem, n physics

nothing else matters 💔

[undone oxide]

whats the best hand type for madness again

flush five?

[lost kindle]

i alr failed design tech by doing terrible on coursework 💔

[lost kindle]

urm

[tall galleon]

honestly for english lit and language just study ozymandias and that basically helps you do every poem and creative writing

[lost kindle]

flush i thinkk

[tall galleon]

thats what i did

[lost kindle]

eng lit is shakespeare

eng lang is ted hughes/ charles dickens

[tall galleon]

i hated english icl i got 7 in lit and lang

[lost kindle]

u do edexcel?

[tall galleon]

ye

[lost kindle]

im stuck doing cabridge

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/chapter-9-the-part-where-he-kills-you-portal-2-gaming-subtitles-gif-2053673899436634060

[lost kindle]

but for math is edexcel

[tall galleon]

edexcel lowkey goated

[lost kindle]

ik bruuu

way easier than cambridge

[tall galleon]

easily

[languid quest]

IM A LITTLE PEAR

THAT WAS BORN TO BE QUITE SWEET

I THINK THELACK OF BRAIN INSIDEOF ME MAKES ME VERY NEAT

THE LACK OF MIND

[tall galleon]

i did a mix of edexcel and aqa previous papers for my revision

[languid quest]

IS WHAT MAKES ME UNWISW

[velvet tinsel]

[languid quest]

BUT IT DOESENT MATTER WHEN IM BAPPY ALL THE TIME

[languid quest]

Hey mate

[velvet tinsel]

Hi:)

[tall galleon]

what do i pick

bro i swear these tarot cards are jjba references

[sleek pivot]

chat does black hole work with constellation

[lost kindle]

no

black hole doesnt count as a planet

[sleek pivot]

makes sense..

[sleek pivot]

hierophant?

[tall galleon]

what tarot card should i pick im new to balatro

bet

[velvet tinsel]

Why did u change ur name

[strong rose]

https://www.theintermodalspirit.com/the-tarot-a-secret-map-of-the-development-of-consciousness/

www

[echo violet]

hermit

[tall galleon]

bro what the

[languid quest]

Go do you're Walter whitestyry

[tall galleon]

i just clicked hierophant and it wouldnt go to my ijnv

i clicked skip

and i think i lost the card

ffs

[echo violet]

u have to select 2 cards

and thern use the tarot

[languid quest]

I like the hierophant

2 soul hearts are nice

[tall galleon]

ohhhh

i done wasted 6 bucks

[echo violet]

i dont wanna study

[echo violet]

ye

[languid quest]

Guys

Does anyone here play tboi

[exotic tundra]

Anyglyph is very slept on

Skipping may suck but if you have 4 double tags

You get stuff like this...

[languid quest]

100 dolar

[exotic tundra]

Very nice

[lost kindle]

yk what i do

[exotic tundra]

Also my joker placement isn't that bad

[lost kindle]

play balatro while listening to cognito

[exotic tundra]

I just had the shuffle ante

[lost kindle]

a yt chnanel that does revison notes

[echo violet]

wat

lemme check

[languid quest]

I play balatro while listening to a guy called ailirus

[undone oxide]

i play balatro while watching balatro

[languid quest]

Same sometimes

[echo violet]

oh nice

[languid quest]

I watch breaking bad while cooking meth

[exotic tundra]

I know ailirus too

[languid quest]

🔥 🔥

[exotic tundra]

Watched his stuff recently

[undone oxide]

gotta get the technique right

[languid quest]

Gotta learn how to evade taxes too

[timid geyser]

i play balatro while watching roffle

[undone oxide]

same

[languid quest]

So what he said

You killed the chat

[lost kindle]

when another murphy x roffle colab???

they goated, they helped get rid of my insomnia ❤️‍🩹

[tall galleon]

guys whenever im trying to claim tarot cards it doesnt let me

[lost kindle]

wdym claim

use?

[tall galleon]

i click use and it dont do anything

[lost kindle]

bro u didnt select any card

[tall galleon]

i clicked# hierophant

[lost kindle]

u didnt select any playing crad

[tall galleon]

i just got the game how do i do that

OHHH

[lost kindle]

press the playing card

[tall galleon]

nvm thank you

[subtle hinge]

I'm getting trolled

Free Uncommon Joker + Polychrome and I get the one

[lost kindle]

heartbreak

whats w the devs n the mods

x_whatnot

[undone oxide]

i just got a photochad side by side nice

[lost kindle]

beauty

[willow ridge]

does anyone remember when/why he said this?

[solemn elm]

he never said this

[willow ridge]

liar

pregnant man react her

[solemn elm]

her

[willow ridge]

sorry

[undone oxide]

he litterally says it in the tutorial of the game

[willow ridge]

true

[willow ridge]

i thought ur name said manlet tbh

[solemn elm]

he doesn't

[willow ridge]

he does when you lose

[solemn elm]

no he doesn't

[undone oxide]

have you even played the game bruh

[solemn elm]

yes

[undone oxide]

then you would know he says that

[solemn elm]

false

I know he doesn't say it

[undone oxide]

smh

[red hamlet]

Finally
Fpreg

[willow ridge]

woah

[red hamlet]

Loving the x360 era names from thunk and mods

[undone oxide]

just got baron its pivot time

[cunning patio]

what's the best legendary joker?

[undone oxide]

it depends on what your playing

generally perkeo/triboulet are really good

[cunning patio]

oh okie

[cedar flame]

W

[magic swan]

this build aint SHIT

this aint plasma,,,

it works though

[cedar flame]

The balatrass build

[errant notch]

What do you think? Should I pick up?

[magic swan]

if it was plasma, it would kill all the victorian child

[magic swan]

if you have swash then yeah

[undone oxide]

hello double showman

[magic swan]

ETERNAL EGG ISN'T THAT BAD

you have swashbuckler

[undone oxide]

also free temperance value

[magic swan]

and dagger

[errant notch]

You can’t destroy it

[magic swan]

fuck

[cedar flame]

Alright when and where?

[opaque shard]

It's only bad if it's eternal

[errant notch]

Weirdly I have never gotten a non-eternal egg when doing a black stake

[opaque shard]

Rental*

What the fuck

[quasi yacht]

balala

[opaque shard]

Chat I'm dyslexic 💔

[paper blade]

Balalalalalala

[opaque shard]

And I'm no longer madness

[cedar flame]

Lalalalalala

Tro

[magic swan]

we aint fucking??????

[undone oxide]

balalalalalalalalalalalalalal

[magic swan]

goodnye banner

[cedar flame]

It was a joke bruh

[opaque shard]

Balalala balalala Elmo's world

[paper blade]

Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[magic swan]

come over

[cedar flame]

Mfkr I'm 16

[opaque shard]

Mustard on the beat yo

[paper blade]

How about sweet chilli

[cedar flame]

Bro's one of the ovhoes

[magic swan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-gambling-gamblecore-slots-addiction-gif-13719756177810728433

[paper blade]

N

[dreamy pier]

I keep getting eternal eggs. Sad

[dreamy pier]

POV: your cat plays Balatro

[sleek pivot]

i was gfonna say eternal is an anagram of rental but that's just plain wrong

[paper blade]

Close

Reental

[dreamy pier]

It's not bad when you got a squash buckler. It's only use

[sleek pivot]

rentale

[red hamlet]

🇮🇹 Rentale 🤌

[paper blade]

Mamamia

[dreamy pier]

What chaos have I walked into today

[paper blade]

PIZZA

🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇽🇰 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇽🇰 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹

[onyx laurel]

Just beat my first gold stake run

Jesus Christ that took too long to do

[languid quest]

Hi guys

[cedar flame]

You whipped a golden cow?

While it was running?

[languid quest]

I left game discussion cuzi they're all cheaters

[languid quest]

I think he means he hit a poker chip while it was on the run

A golden one

[cedar flame]

No i meant

Beating a stake(cow)

While it was running

[languid quest]

I know

[errant notch]

Something that happens to me more times that Id like to admit is trying to beat a stake and having to play multiple hands, then getting a 10 dollar blueprint or brainstorm first shop

And it’s annoying

[languid quest]

L

[cedar flame]

Randomest info ever

[languid quest]

Just get better bro

[errant notch]

I can’t. I had to get a 1 on 1 to help me beat a run. And I still lose runs way more than normal.

[languid quest]

Not even automated yet

But "fuck*r" is censored but n word isnt

[cedar flame]

Dropping n's like it's 1800s

[languid quest]

Look

Can I demonstrate

💔 🥀 🥀

Crazy

[fluid shuttle]

I have a question about the suggestion channels, are any of the suggestions ever going to be added to the game or is it just for fun?

[languid quest]

Funsies

[solemn elm]

we don't know

but mostly just for fun

[astral cypress]

Should I risk it and reroll the boss or try it? This is my first time getting past ante 6.

[wary lynx]

i dont think so

[astral cypress]

You don’t think I should reroll?

[solemn elm]

you risk rolling into crimson, leaf, or vessel

it's only 1/4 to get a better boss

[astral cypress]

So I got a decent boss then?

[slim junco]

Try it, Cerulean Bell isn't that bad for your build. You're doing flush build, right?

[languid quest]

Ew get away bean bug abuser

[minor socket]

Just put the naninf in the bag lilbro

[astral cypress]

No

[slim junco]

[slim junco]

Oh my

[astral cypress]

Do I get to choose what card I have to play?

[languid quest]

I'm a crackhead

[solemn elm]

no

[astral cypress]

Any tips?

[slim junco]

Full house in Cerulean Bell is ass, try reroll it. Probably any other boss is better

[neon wren]

if you win with one hand, bringing in death or hanged man will be fine

[astral cypress]

Well, I also have two pair… would that work?
I’m just trying not to get a worse boss. This is the farthest I’ve gotten.

[minor socket]

Hope you never stop using and stay stuck where you are in life

(ingame)

[neon wren]

find better than the hearts joker, bring in death/justice/hanged man and it'll be fine. you have some reroll $

[languid quest]

I will irl

[astral cypress]

Ok I’ll try. I have the worst luck when it comes to jokers haha

[astral cypress]

Yeah not getting any of those. I’m gonna have to do the big blind to get more money

[languid quest]

Holy yappatron

Rule 13 no yapping in gen chat

[astral cypress]

FUCK I lost

[solemn elm]

Ok "crackhead"

[languid quest]

Yeah I am a crackhead

[astral cypress]

I hate this game sometimes

[languid quest]

I hate myself

I suck

[astral cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/good-well-fine-gabriel-macht-harvey-specter-gif-11835776

[astral cypress]

Good

[languid quest]

Krill you're shelf

[cunning patio]

which do i sell??

[neon wren]

what was the seed? it is hard to win with just page 1 jokers

[languid quest]

Why did you take eternal fuckin drivers liscense

[neon wren]

is smeared needed?

[languid quest]

Sell flash card

[cunning patio]

okie

[cunning patio]

im budb :<

[languid quest]

Ok fair enough

I'm a bit budb too

[neon wren]

drivers license is fine. x3 xmult that's pretty easy to unlock

it's not a photochad, but not much is 🙂

[languid quest]

💔 💔 🥀 inspirational quote. Thank you, this made me cry tears of joy.

[neon wren]

afaik the only things that score better are mime and idol https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1279262982416896092/Screenshot_20240830_221403.png?ex=67eaa33e&is=67e951be&hm=c1ddf73b81c4cddd96431825b810295224db34a4fbbc802384701b5afc573b2a&

[languid quest]

Nane piss

I'm currently hitting there Joker for LocalThink

[cunning patio]

should i sell the double face joker and buy ancient???

[languid quest]

He'll naw

[cunning patio]

awww :<

[languid quest]

Well if you wanna

Idgaf

[neon wren]

it's pretty easy to win with ancient. it's also pretty easy for a boss to kill you with ancient

[languid quest]

Pov it's on clubs and the boss annihilates clubs

[opaque shard]

What's the best xmult joker in the game

[neon wren]

it's usually worth a shot then 🙂 but suit bosses are 1/6 of them

[cunning patio]

omg negative egg