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i got bad news
I'm killing myself
Please
Please stop
Madness
Could you kill me please?
I have bad news for you about that...
well thats not good news... some might call it bad news...
Are you okay
@silver lynx STOP
Pogu
I have good news for you
no more bad news for you
LET GOOO
Hi
I truly can’t remember if I need another copying joker though, I believe I do
Hi
im not letting go
what
How are you doing people
@cobalt python @cobalt python yes
i have bad news
I swear to god
uh... this happened and I thought it was funny (it is modded but still)
Massive number right there
im lowkey peak at the game
i have bad nwes
It's alright
what
@cobalt python [me rn]https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/405350170247561236.png?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless
Shucks
Aaaa
I have bad news for you about that copying joker
Lol
I have bad news for you about your mother
Your mother
Yo mamma so fat
Joe!!!
i have bad news
My phone feels like a nuclear reactor. Naneinf on phone is crazy
I have good news
What's with all this news around here
It's all bad...
thats not good news... some might call it... bad news
Shuck
I will kill you.
Bro calm down 😆 😆 😆
im gonna die? thats bad news
I swear to god
Nat negative showman would be nice rn
It’s how I got my first naneinf. Got a showman, respun once, natural negative showman right there. Comical
Comically convenient natural negative showman be like:
Who the hell is that
hes the bearer of bad news
I have bad news for you...
I don't wana be the breaker of bad news
I have bad news for you...
Just made sum good burgers with a new Coleman I bought
(I am aware it is not a Coleman)
who should i sell
I have bad news about grilling......
fucking nothing
alr
I am so lucky that the first joker I gold stickered was Madness due to some incredible luck with eternals on my first successful gold stake run
So I heard you like stencils
hi yall
i have bad news
Welcome
I have bad news about this place...
yes?
No don’t encourage
pls i want to know
I have bad news for you in that case...
pls tell me
I have bad news in this case….
i am very curious
What would the best thing to do be
u should sell the blueprint for and reroll to find something good
I have very bad news...
dont do that
yes do that
what is it?
Bad news...
that is the worst fucking idea i have ever heard
thanks :D
Joke says polychrome 3 of a kind, depends on the deck
cool, do u know what the bad news is?
Bad news about that...
oh no
what happened to the bad news
did they die??????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
this is so sad
i cant believe that they died
Sel scholar for brainstorm
do u at least know when is the funeral?
They just say bad news a shit ton
I have terrible news for you...
Follow your heart
I have some bad news about that...
u forgot??????
omg no way
well ig i will have to find out myself
desperately need antimatter so badly
thanks so much
I have bad news about that...
oh ok
UHHHH
I have some bad news for you...
are you using your phone connected to a monitor???
Bad news about that...
why tf are you using your phone on a monitor
i cant believe i have that one thing
I told you already, bad news...
I can't believe you have bad news...
I have sad news for you...
yeah i have bad news
Oh yea and
Bad news.
no way
This is really bad news.
??
im like so sad right now
thats bad news
it’s so bad..
this is even worse news
it's so news
this is so so bad news
news bad:
it it bad?
<@&1133519078540185692> there's 2 people with n word in their name
yes its bad news :O
that is terrible news
Oh yeah and
i know right???
I have good news.
I have bad news
i have bad news for u
I have news
Thats bad
well its not very good news...
This is the news
This news could be bad for the economy
some might say
what could it be?

some might say it's
im gonna explode if its bad news
well, some might say
bad news.
is it bad news????
some might say that it's
Still haven't auto modded n word
@brave dune just block them lol
omg ima explode now
wdym?
it's really not worth it
im having fun tho
In that case, some might say that it's
you could say that it's
some might say
people say things?????
"Brony Polka"
now waaaaaay
🥀 🥀 🥀
some might
some people say
yes
PEOPLE CAN SPEAK
WHY IS IT 9 MINUTES LONG
NO WAY
Wait
some might
Still having bad news in the big 25💔 💔 💔
Is it a weird al parody
bc its a song
I have naughty news for you
Yeah average songs are like 3 minutes
devious joker news?
Ts icl, it pmo
well i have some bad news about devious joker...
Og no!!!
I have some bad news about MLP....
yes, its not very good news
Oh no... that's bad news.. speaking of....
some might say bad news
I have some bad news,,,,
I have bad
YEAH THATS WHAT IM SAYING
I have
like i bet his pants are on fire
that's kinda newcist
OMG
some might also say
ppl can say more than one thing?
TRC
omg no way
DONT YOU SAY THE N*WS WORD
I have bad
news
i have some not good
He said it.
THis is bad news.
MOD BAN HUM
BAN JOKE
Truly heartbreaking
Good news
no way i finally found the bad news
ok bye
I'm news btw I can say it
my mission is finished now
Aww where u going
i found the bad news
That's good news
I have some bad news about that Invisible Joker...
nu uh
I am not sure about invisible joker. That joker is nothing but bad news, I'll tell ya
take it and find a blueprint
are you playing them or not damn
Guys, I have some good news
ok bye for real now ima go play balatro
No you don't
Playing what
Fellas how's my wee doin
your queens
not very impressive but tbf u just got out of the pool
im sure that ur wee will grow
I have been a little bit but probably not enough. I haven't had enough cards added to the deck for it to be real good
I only got hack on ante 7 :(
My wee is soo last year
In plasma deck is SO peak 💔
I have bad news for you...

poly luck wee hacked hanged photoed 2
If they do a reverse-tarot update; don't label the cards with "reverse" but make sure the tarots are upside-down. Mess with some heads
like the fucking psychic. I keep forgetting to play 5 cards
happen sto the best of us
damn
what a blunder
why he so chill like that ?
meeeeow!
Early enough to anbcient flush pivot. That's what I would do
I’d pivot to ancient
this guy gets it
You could go straights if you want
i mean
Yerah, could go either way, but lot less fun mult noises
Four fingers so ass my gold sticker run for it was basically a 4 joker run
A flush without ancient would do nothing
fuck you
No
I’ll get perkeoless naneinf one day…
for some reason I can't pick up a 6th joker?
I’m going for it
Egg ❤️
Oh yeah. He’s doing his job
negative bootstraps
The natural negative mail in was huge as well
Looks right
Negative doesn’t add a joker slot
You’ll probably get it the only things you need are burglar and serpent I think
im a dumbass
It just increases the joker slots by one, so that itself can be added
No you’re not. It’s very confusing, when I was new the same confusion happened to me
No. I need 1 more copying joker. Only issue is it’s so late
And I die without DNA
So I’m praying for antimatter next ante or I die
Unless I’m told otherwise this will be the worlds first mobile unseeded non-legendary naneinf
Ooooh
“Will be” 
(First recorded there’s probably someone who’s gotten it)
Bingo
Just like dr spectred’s video last week how the high score world record was technically e54
?
Its like it knew i was doing a baron build
According to some high score archive that got abandoned lol
My point was there have obviously been higher scores, he himself was the first naneinf
asdasd
i'm wondering how the fuck i ever unlocked onyx agate
Nat negative astronomer kinda funky. Would love a nat negative showman
A hand containing 4 7 of clubs
I believe you and I may be on the same wavelength right now brother
I think you’re right actually
i havent unlocked that joker i guess its from unlocking all planet cards
What is that DNA hand card?
2 legendary unseeded jumpscare!!!!
DNA
Yeah, that's the one in the fourth picture from the left
i got i got i got i got
hi, i just wanna say balatro is hella fun
dna
i agree!
lets gooooo
holy freaaak
wew
love this so much
on ante 4 too
baller
I've been playing this game for months lol
Thats a good farm
Oops!
the build is quite good rn
Same tbh
thank you
had to sorry
ante 20 wtf
new starts
why do people hate chicot?
literally the best joker in the game hands down
if your current build is not garbage
Chicot itself isn't bad, it's just a utility joker that can be really pointless if you're good enough at the game
Chicot is amazing at saving any glass cannon run, that's about it
people think chicot is bad because it has the same rarity as jokers like trib
but i would disagree with anyone who would say chicot is outright bad, because it isn't
just not as useful as any other legendary
ugh chicot is good yes but i still get sad every time that legendary joker turns out to be chicot lol
Chicot is fine overall, better than Bones and Luchador at what they do because obviously. But like, significantly better. It wouldn't make sense as a rare but it does feel underpowered as a legendary
chicot is good but the worst legendary imo
also am i trippin or did there used to be a channel for mods and stuff i cant find it
I agree. If they were to give us a legendary utility joker, I think an econ joker would be prefered over a boss disabling one
Perkeo and Trib are the strongest 2 simply due to how easily they can carry a run, with perkeo being better due to the versatility (does require some brain power though)
Canio and Yorick are the next best ones, with relatively easy scaling mult (which scales quite quickly compared to stuff like holo or constellation obelisk can be faster than Yorick with good planning)
Chicot just doesn't really change how you play. It just allows you to play the exact same way, just riskier
do you recommending unlocking all joker cards or just playing for the heck of it
I recommend playing the game however you want
Unlock all if you don't care about achievements or a decent learning curve (ignore if you already know how to play well), I personally would recommend not doing an unlock all
if that means unlocking everything, then do that!
oh thanks, was i just not seeing it or was it hidden? lol
hidden by default, because discord moment
I found it fun to chase jokers but just do what you find enjoyable, there's no "best" way to play the game
i'm getting to ante 11 if anything, but ok thanks a lot
the unlocked jokers just annoy me lol
Just had to reroll the psychic and was fucking sweating. Poggies
win them all
?
I disagree, with chicot i don’t have to worry about violet vessel or wall or anything, i can just make sure my scaling is good and cruise along towards the win
But what am i gonna do with perkeo lmao, until i get temperance or hermit in my slots it’s just taking up a spot and its ability is okay but imo worse than chicot’s for non-endless
Yea
pick up any enhancement tarot and it can help in a pinch
or girl or person
i love when uncompatible
trust me ive tried it
it only said uncompatible
then you'd know the significance of hand level scaling as well. One extra level to your hand per round is huge. It's other uses additionally as an econ joker are great. as well as active deck manipulation in hand. The ability to make a flush five out of one card is incredibly strong
still cookin
i'm a ride or die perkeo fan, but am also a big deck fixing guy
Naneinf yet
nope. voucher was nacho tong. Rn officially dead without DNA, so gonna save it all for next ante, hoping for obviously antimatter, but will roll down HARD for bean or burglar or showman, whichever comes first.
do or die rn
Yeah it’s definitely useful, but i feel like not having to worry about being denied a win by violet vessel or any of the other annoying bosses is better than getting a bit of extra scaling or deckfixing
blackboard is only good when you have smeared joker
36
Tbf the only runs i’ve gotten perkeo i’ve either committed too hard to it and died shortly after or i got it in ante 7-8 and was already going to win so idk for sure
i STILL havent gotten yorick
It's Balatrover
i got canio ONCE, perkeo ONCE, the rest is triboulet and chicot
ts so unair
unfair
extra scaling and deck fixing is what allows you to score so high you'd not have to worry about violet vessel in the first place, which is my whole point. I'm definitely not arguing with you btw, I love this game because different people can have different preferences and prefer different things!
trib is goat though
trib does nothing on a baron build
ofc i said that the rest were trib and chicot, most of them were chicots so i didnt even get to savour the tribs much
thats what i said
wheel of fortune is the best tarot card...
what
I think they said they got trib on a baron build and it was bad
yeah thats what i said
chicot would been better
i didn't get the rule breaker achievement even though i just completed all challenges 😭
you forgot to beat the 21st one
this was me 8 minutes ago
steam achievement manager:
the chicot challenge
all jokers are chicot
hate to see it
reroll until ante 1 manacle
also illusion tag temperance + fool is good
its uh, not that bad
What a gold stake run, long live photochad o7
i love burger + blueprint/brainstorm
burger
whar
proud of you for copying right <3
this better be on gold stake and you better be winning
i am on gold stake
I mean some challenges are just straight up “here’s a good starter pack of jokers, do you know how to use them” and if you do they’re easier than white stake so this one might actually fit in well lol
Problem is chicot costs $20 but if it costs like $4 and still sold for $10 that’d be neat
although the blue stake sticker looks so much better
and i got sharp card
@zinc kite holy shit it's retcon
Guys I love balatro. Look at my hours
you can give yourself achievements lol
blue stake straight up looks like diamond stake
ECTO HOLY FUCK ECTO
rookie numbers
Was tempted to do two copies of Chad but was lower score, plus its gold stake so can't mess around too much sadly
Oh yeah?
That aint full total
HOLY FUCK SHOWMAN WITH 1700 LEFT
Ive been playing this for weeks
pretty sure chads should always be 1 less than photo since photo counts the first trigger which chad doesnt gain any benefit from
GUYS
wheel of fortune is the best tarot card 💀
NOOOOOOO
Bruh
AYOOOOOO
dang
id take it but i already have gold sticker on it
well until you find a polychrome blueprint from judgement
eternaln't
dafuq
but would be harmful to invis
The only thing I would’ve wanted I got
Chad should be 1 less or even with photo yes (2 less is fine if you have red seals)
America
What’s the trin joker again i forgot lol
scholar
@finite shadow please give me the seed when u end the run
O ok
lucky card just hit money 3 times
ah
what is the most expensive combo in the game to setup
okay but like, I've been in this game for 6 hours in total. naneinf with no perkeo is very not easy lol
i just fixed it by using debug mode and using the win run button on a challenge
Do yall love straight poker hand
Seed is
B8BUAJ42
i do
yeah its pretty needed for both wellknown strats
I mean...
you better not
high card is rapidly reaching flush
Ive been winning all decks with just straight. What will stop me
I absolutely am
LETS GOOOOOOO
also why tf are you copying chad twice
lucky cards
nope
Typecast seance/perkeo/chicot/stencil exponential exponential scaling via manacle exploit 
why do u got so many high cards played
discard replacement
you should replace the to the moon and get a gold card gold sealed, its more consistent
delicious, are you putting the thief in first each round?
yeah
sounds like cash
burglar so awesome
how much money can you lose in a single blind
im gonna moneymaxx
have like a billion blueprints/brainstorms copying burglar and then keep playing 5 card hands against the tooth
surely
Or perkeo and ankh/ecto with a ton of rentals :P
yeah rentals good too
way better
😈
I mean if you want you could just go against the ox with like $2 million and play your most played hand
!!!
but it would require you to win
i shouldve rephrased it to how much debt can you gain from a blind
Ye
anti econ
there should be a challenge where you have an eternal credit card and isnt allowed to have more than 5 dollars frfr
I love balatro
maybe to be more evil, eternal credit card and eternal golden joker
with green deck's attributes
lmao its kinda useless since i have burglar
well its free basically soooo
My jimbo arrived…
hell yeah!!
free sticker and temperance value ig
buh
I will soak him in milk and slam him against the wall…
then u get the worst cards
yeah mostly sticker
I still really need this damn antimatter, getting blank in ante 10 fucked me
pretty okay cards
free wasteful/recyclomancy voucher
might not be possible
deco
sounds fancy
also free chance to get invis to copy it and permanently lose a slot
one time i had an eternal riff raff and invis copied it
I did this in a gold stake once and still won. It;s how I got my gold sticker on it lmao
what the hell, sure
free sticker i guess
i already have insane run
i love invis joker
i should be grinding gold stake but im not because im trying to finish my collection
i can’t believe i missed thunk
yorick 😭😭
😭
Wow, playing out all 6 hands on the serpent is so tedious
also surprisingly
its not some kind of legendary joker
its GOD DAMN STONE JOKER
triboulet 😔
Well, no antimatter. Might be it
8 new gold stickers 😎
60 jokers left
Damn, it's ante 23, @zinc kite , it's a no-go unfortunately without antimatter
Hey everyone just joined this server
Didn’t know there was a discord server till a friend invited me in
why does balatro make my mac hot as the sun
No clue
With burglar id still only get an additional, 42 cards on top of my 7, I would need a hand size of exactly 46 steel cards at the very least, leaving me room for only 3 gold cards, which in and of itself, is extremely improbable
I officially announce o7
o7
o7
Oh well I'll spin down to burg and serpent and send a screen recording of the kings going brr
23 antes and not one voucher skip or antimatter
shit ass
When wildcards get debuffed, they count as their original suit
rip
or else they'd be prone to debuff while debuffed, and that's silly!
o7
fuck I probably could've done it if I was one ante lower
was it a random seed?
I mean some people do ss for it
Yeah but if it was seeded it wouldn't matter cuz I'd know what to do, where everythin was, and what to expect
doesn;t really take skill just following directions
I mean kinda? Some are here's the seed have fun some are broken down
which one are you missing?
stone joker
Well yeah, but I wouldn't care this much if it was seeded is my point
Oh i used him in a purple stake run when I already had marble joker
id rather put a gun in my mouth than have a deck with stone card
I blundered tbh. I took the risk and skipped the burglar with showman to keep rolling for another copy joker. did not hit. lets go gambling
Yeah shit I would've been able to damit!
that sucks so bad
It's pretty good on plasmna deck :)
Triboulet is a bisexual icon and I love him for it
Holy shit, hieroglygh and turtle bean next shop, was down to my last spin for bean. We're actually back......
mightve helped with this one fr
dub
also make sure you get rid of madness 😭
unless you don't wanna keep trib ig
good
i'm going to lose sleep over making the decision not to take that damn burglar shit
you know, in case you encounter an even face card, you'll want the plux before the X
BWAHAHAHA
yaaassss
literally forgot I was on the serpent and discarded 5. stupid lil dude
o7 hella
lmaooo i got planted on
what uhhh
whats the drop
solid but not insane deck for it.-1 hand size from negative spectral
dropping holo tbh
Chrome popout extension enjoyer. BASED BASED BASED
I play on mobile
Oh
So it's just the yt player
It’s the same function so it counts
Same tbh. Like the sound of his voice yk
Ye
Would throw on his vids at work for hours until his stream starts, then repeat lol
Or if work is light I’ll tune into spectred and pay attention
Learned hella from those two
And zaino 🐐
I dont even know how i got the tribe, i just randomly got it
you get it for winning a run without flushing
killing myself
Don't diss my boy like that. He carried my last run
he's TRASH!!!
He really isn't
at least i get temperance value...
He is super goated, especially when playing smaller hand builds like High Card or Pair.
And is especially nice to get against the Wall and Violet Vessal
Me taking Eternal Paredoila without checking that the Boss Blind is the Plant
only good with canio
weak builds
The plant is the reason I will try to build away from Face Cards unless I get Photograph
i havent gotten a win yet, i just want to WIN
I only spec into straight flush!
10 hours and nothing, am i just bad at gambling and multiplying 
finally...
On the contrary. Pair and High Card builds can go hard due to their unmatched consistancy

Finally! Luchador! Can sell Chicot for it! /j
Pivot?…
keep them 2s goin
What hands are you building towards?
is it's something like Pair/Highcard, go for Photo
Honestly just growing my wee rn

Still, Photo is nice to have
See... you don't have any mult scaling
plasma deck
See. I don't have any eye scaling
No mult no problem
I used to sleep on Seltzer all because it's perishable.
I was such a fool
my wee is negative 😭
bro has an innie
stuntmen
1 hand size
past 1 you die
Also... the Psychic boutta end your whole carreer
VF6EIX5P
tips for how i get the stuntman
I got Stuntman by playing heavily into Glass
stuntman and brainstorm in shop then there is invis joker and spectral card to dupe
here we go
if it dupes stuntman i'm dead apparently
LMAO i'm forced to use hex
can't even skip
gg
A big wee is all you need apparently
one if the first 5 cards I've ever gotten a gold seal on
Time to grow the cat lol
mb
- Smiley Face (Foil)
- Ancient Joker
- Photograph
- Hanging Chad (Holographic)
- Smeared Joker
photochad ❤️
photochad <333
I had a 30x cat last night.
extremely fun run.
lol
everytime I've had lucky cards work, it was when I took a speculative oops.
always take a speculative oops all 6s
dice <33
average roffle viewer
had one gold stake run where I took a polychrome dice on ante 1 shop 1
next shop found a negative bloodstone
took that run to e13
he helps me go to sleep at night atp
❤️🔥
Everything grows when you grow wee
wouldn't the ice cream be better?
oh nvm
im dumb
Definitely better
forgot it falls down
i mean
i've never seen a wee joker tbh
is it just me or does purple stake make things kinda painful
@shy heart 
hi :]
pondering if i should accept or leave it pending forever
refuse it
nah i'm leaving him stuck with the other dude for eternity
tbh i've had some situations where the two fools were useful
and the extra consumable slot at the start is pretty nice
my judgement just procced a blueprint, this seed is so goated
oh shit
normal reimu
anyways, this mf popped up and saved my gold stake run so he got that shiny sticker now 😭
like, this was almost unsavable
i went from 2 red card, bull, juggler and rough gem in ante 6 to buying every xmult i can
well thats one less annoying gold sticker
High stake goat joker
shoot the moon + mime
roffle is my sneaky link dont tell canio
i tried to practice that build once, never got chariot, barely survive ante 8 just cuz crimson heart disabled my certificate twice
perkeoless run going strong
dawg charge ur phone 💔
no
also i have battery saver its normally red when its not on
ohh ok
YOOO
... honestly I dont know what to think of this-
ruining the world of art
id agree with that, but that doesnt mean that I would pay as much for ai art
ai "art"
its not art
its someone typing smth and a computer generating it
theres no work
no soul
is a urinal art?
architecturally yes
you gotta read up on your art history a bit
i mean
architecture is an art isnt it
building a chassis of a car would be art
with ai "art"
Fountain is a readymade sculpture by Marcel Duchamp in 1917, consisting of a porcelain urinal signed "R. Mutt". In April 1917, an ordinary piece of plumbing chosen by Duchamp was submitted for the inaugural exhibition of the Society of Independent Artists, to be staged at the Grand Central Palace in New York. When explaining the purpose of his r...
its low effort
baby bottle
also, I am specifically agreeing that it is better than what "most artists make"
The only argument I'll make is:
thats basically saying I don't care what the doctor does as long as im cured.
again, no, that isnt what was said
what was said was "the curing was done better than most doctors"
with zero mention of any value on the process
there was no mention of the process
anywhere
so, i dont understand where you're getting that from
a printed book is a better product than a hand scribed book
Ah... Okay I get it.
period
i get it
So "This building is standing better I dont care how they made it."
of course there's beauty in master calligraphers and their work, but it's too expensive to have them write thousand page textbooks by hand
not everything has to be bought tho
when there is something that truly can be showcased, like wedding invitations or something, then they still can be recognized for their work and skill
what is a "product" to you?
end result
is it though? why not just use the word result?
cos a product has to be finished for it to really be a product
if not
its still testing
to me, a product is something that has been created for commerce; to be sold
I understand where artists are coming from too tho...
In the 1830's, Photography was believed to be a threat to art because it "lacked human touch and creativity" and was "merely a mechanical process".
... History repeats! Hehe.
result, consequence, outcome
all those could link to what is a baby
anyway, as a product (for sale), AI art is significantly better in many ways (not all, but many)
cheap, fast, diverse with little training
there's no soul in coca cola either, still a great product
art is a footstep of humanity
its balatrover
we are eerasing huanity
says who?
hi banana
Some artists, yes.
all art pieces has messages they want to send
do you genuinely just like view art as a means to an end
as something with no purpose other than to satisfy your need for stuff
I define art as "something that requires thought and creativity".
If it has thought, and it has creativity, thats art.
...then it has a purpose then-
"To satisfy your need for stuff."
a purpose is allowed to be hollow
its more than just colors on a paper
if you just take stuff and like
dont observe it without any care
dont think about whats trying to be said
yo holup Socrates
can i have cavendish i need it for the run im on rn
ok, to clarify a few things, I am a classically trained musician and could probably still make a career out of it pretty easily, I have family who work as artists and I help critique their work, as well as provide advice on everything from where and how to hang shows to the financial side of the business. I view art as incredibly important and that it should be protected.
can music express feelings?
Practicality too.
yes it can
Yes.
art is the same
that being said, I think this topic should be handled with an even temperament and not with panic and fear
yo lemme finish 😭
music is art wtf
mb
what mozart doing in balatro discord rn
how can we
its the end of smth that lasted for decades
smth that was used to show love
hate
every single human experience
True.
this is the most accurate way to think of this imo
does it have problems? yes, absolutely
What a weird balatro conversation
didn't realize server turned into 1536 philosophical hall debate smh
Nah its my fault I bought it up-
chill up socrates
ts pmo 🥀
plsss 🙏
Ai or not, Balatro is STILL a masterpiece.
icl u pmo gng, atp js sybau 💔
i bless your run


just when i thought i was doing good