🎙・server-chat

[languid quest]

Unlock all button

[quasi quiver]

"rubbish" british

[languid quest]

86 she did already

[meager nymph]

guys
i want to make a irl joker
pick the ability/joker

1. straight edge joker (rare): if played hand contains a straight than gain x1 mult (resets every round)
2. trash bag (common): gives +$(however many discard you used this round) at the end
3. Lavatch (legendary): every single joker gives x1.75 every single time it is triggered. Can increase by x0.01 if the played hand contains (random hand) changes every round. (currently x1.75)

[cold lichen]

Hes from the netherlands

[paper blade]

86?

[languid quest]

I meant you

[paper blade]

Oh wait

[languid quest]

86

[paper blade]

86

Bro what about es of swee

It's catchy

[languid quest]

Huh

[marble hearth]

i prefer of

[paper blade]

Fair

[languid quest]

What should we call you

[thick river]

any fate fans!!!

[red hamlet]

I didn't

[languid quest]

Look at the reply

[paper blade]

Don't you dare

[red hamlet]

I stopped giving a shit
Just gonna wait for a moderator to give you a slap on the wrist

[languid quest]

They won't

It's a image of a mod

Is that illegal

[solemn elm]

you're supposed to put modding content in modding channels

[red hamlet]

but it's not discussion

Mfw there's a rule against loopholes

[languid quest]

Mfw there's a rule about accusations

[solemn elm]

can we settle this? 😭 <@&1133519078540185692>

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-5-5-elon-musk-gif-4518698821563275057

[quasi quiver]

bro just @'d mods for a tiny discourse

[cedar flame]

Beefing on a balatro server is actually crazy

[solemn elm]

not my job to be arguing with you about rules

[quasi quiver]

miniscule even

[red hamlet]

Yay epilepsy

[languid quest]

?

[quasi quiver]

ooo

[languid quest]

W

[quasi quiver]

had to sell trousers :(

[marble hearth]

BAL

[quasi quiver]

x9 mult for three of a kinds or higher though!!

[solemn elm]

billionaire

[languid quest]

On my screen the gif is normal

The fuck

[languid quest]

Balitro

[marble hearth]

mine looks like that

[quasi quiver]

mine flashes black too

[paper blade]

I think it should be like that

[marble hearth]

guys

markiplier

[paper blade]

Market plyer

[quasi quiver]

FUUUUUUCJKKKKsgibgg

im pissed

[marble hearth]

i love marker playser

[quasi quiver]

couldnt get ONE three of a kind

[shy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/bear5-elon-musk-fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-meme-gif-13063578667838603799

[marble hearth]

shouldnt've folded like a cheap suit

[languid quest]

The new bear5

Loud warning and maybe epileptic warning

LMAO SIMPSON MUSIC

[paper blade]

Special brainrot

[languid quest]

I didn't watch the full video

Mb

Are you fucking serious

[paper blade]

I mean

[red hamlet]

Bro said gif is normal
Video is worse lmfao

[red hamlet]

Deserved for playing with modded content

[languid quest]

Gif was normal on my screen video gets a bit dimmer

[languid quest]

Ok I'm going to use that new ignore feature ❤️

[red hamlet]

Cool

[errant beacon]

my balatro was like scaled down for a second , but i didn’y take a screenshot of it lmao

[languid quest]

When I see you cryyyy, it makes me smileeee

[cedar flame]

Song lyric?

[languid quest]

Yeah, smile by lily allen

[cedar flame]

Ait

[paper blade]

My dumbass read this as Lily alien

[finite shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

Good afternoon friends

MORE. MORE CHIP.

[languid quest]

Five. Hundred. Chipparetes

Them all being foil is crazy tho

[finite shadow]

I know lmaooo

[paper blade]

It would go soo hard in plasma deck

[finite shadow]

I ripped the ankh and then next shop saw the blue joker and had to

Yeah honestly it would

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-cat-cat-rise-cat-jump-gif-790403686475706815

[paper blade]

Good

[finite shadow]

Will have to try this seed on plasma

[languid quest]

I wish discord didn't say "1 ignored message" and it just wasn't there

[mighty epoch]

crazy potential but sucks that i got perkeo ante 8

[languid quest]

Aww

[languid quest]

LIL BRIMSTONE

[bleak acorn]

It's here !!

[languid quest]

LIL BRIMSTONE

[paper blade]

Yipper

[mighty epoch]

tuff

[languid quest]

Hello little brimstone

[bleak acorn]

Um hi.

[analog pilot]

hii everyone

[paper blade]

Hello

[analog pilot]

balatro is my favorite game

[languid quest]

ermmmmm #⚙・modding-general

[analog pilot]

i had to restart all my stuff bc i got a new phone which is a bummer

[paper blade]

Mama mia

[slim junco]

how do people do completionist ++

[languid quest]

They get the completionest++ acivement

[analog pilot]

hard work and dedication

one day i think i can make it

[languid quest]

Erm rule 11 no loop holes #⚙・modding-general

[red hamlet]

You can "farm" it on anaglyph deck

Just take a negative tag near the end

Get a bunch of jokers you need stickers on

[languid quest]

Guys what's the worst deck in your opinion exc for painted

[analog pilot]

WOAH

[languid quest]

Huh

[analog pilot]

i LOVE painted deck

[languid quest]

Cool

I said except for painted deck

[hushed herald]

Balatro movie when?

[paper blade]

2086

[red hamlet]

Hopefully never

[languid quest]

It exists

"Balatro The movie: the movie: poker"

[hushed herald]

Balatro theme orchestral version

[red hamlet]

Rewatch game awards

[hushed herald]

What?

[languid quest]

They'd played that in taht game awards I think

[red hamlet]

Game awards had an orchestra play the theme

[hushed herald]

I wanna listen

[finite shadow]

Starring Timothy’s chalamet zendaya Tom holland and Dwayne Johnson

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/N_4Hyet9-3w?si=59qeJnT4mIPOnaIa

[languid quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/414436111281160192.gif?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[hushed herald]

No thats the theme that plays when the villain first shows up

Or when the joker regains the determiajtion to defeat the hanged man

[red hamlet]

Bro is making up lore on the level of a tiny man running alongside the train

[languid quest]

Underlatro

[hushed herald]

Oh yeah and the buffoon from the buffoon pack is the jokers sidekick so yeah that does happen

[marble hearth]

Can I win this?

[finite shadow]

In all seriousness imagine how it feels to be localthunk seeing this

[hushed herald]

The first one

[red hamlet]

Probably aight

[finite shadow]

Hack pack kinda guy. Based

[finite shadow]

Yea

[marble hearth]

welp i lost anyway

[finite shadow]

Unlucky

[red hamlet]

L

[marble hearth]

🖕

[devout crag]

jimbo pulling his weight

[finite shadow]

Unlucky

Lmfao

[devout crag]

rip

[finite shadow]

Seed was PIKR6H3H

PIKR6H3H

Take the spectral ante 2 shop 2 for ankh of course

Oh also jumbo arcana ante 1 in shop two. Wheel of fortune makes it foil @languid quest

[finite shadow]

Cryptid active

Why are the colors so muted

Chip

[opaque shard]

I feel like blue joker should give 3 chips per card instead of 2

[balmy orbit]

i think it should give 10 so i win

[finite shadow]

I think blue joker is perfectly fine as is, especially since it scales

It’s only a common. It would make for an amazing uncommon if it were 3 imp

[opaque shard]

I guess that's fair

[finite shadow]

off the top of my head, correct me if I’m wrong, but the only uncommon capable of very high chips off the rip (without taking a. While to scale) is arrowhead right?

Because think, if stuntman’s a whole ass rare, gives 250 chip, and takes away two whole cards, how would blue joker, a common, give 150 with no downsides

To me it doesn’t make sense

Sorry @opaque shard don’t mean to shit on ur idea I was just speaking from personal opinion

Although, there is a blue joker downside I didn’t consider. The number goes down with discards and plays and such

[quasi quiver]

guess im going stencil

[uncut wind]

what

[quasi quiver]

from judgement??

[dawn coral]

balatro deck owners watching their gros michel card disappear into thin air after winning a game of solitaire (a cavendish is hidden somewhere in the house)

[quasi quiver]

balatro sucks solitaire is better

[dawn coral]

i'm partial to scoundrel myself

[shrewd imp]

Absolutely massive wee

[dawn coral]

hehe, massive wee

[shrewd imp]

Lost after this but whatevurr

[dawn coral]

i am immature

[opaque shard]

Nah it's fine

[thin axle]

can i take invis?

[sharp shell]

I H9IT 4 WHEEL OF FORTUNES

[thin axle]

bro what? nice

[tall spire]

Toxic Yaoi combo

[dawn coral]

are you using a mod to show the stats of jokers without hovering?

[thin axle]

yeah

[opaque shard]

I think it's good as it is rn

[dawn coral]

that sounds convenient

[thin axle]

but like to brainstorm or baseball

i cant lose

[opaque shard]

I don't see what you could replace here Ig

[quasi quiver]

@ionic remnant 🥺

[thin axle]

i just sell steel i think bcause of its the worst rn

[opaque shard]

That could work

[thin axle]

i died ante 12

[thin axle]

300 milli too much

[languid quest]

LMAO THEY MADE A REFRGNCE TO THE RIPOFF

[digital oxide]

one of balatro's names in production was joker poker iirc

[cyan sable]

just got a round one cavendish extinction 😦

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[finite shadow]

Completely average and normal mobile balatro game on ante 8

[velvet tinsel]

[finite shadow]

(Haven’t seen a single spectral pack)

Update: what the fuck

Holy shit

[languid quest]

OMG

[velvet tinsel]

Uhhh

[languid quest]

Sell baron mime dna blueprint brainstorm for crafty joker

[finite shadow]

So free. Will update at naneinf. Need vouchers desperately. And spectral. Just need one red seal and I’ll have it

[velvet tinsel]

Hi burnt joker:)

[languid quest]

Hi best joker

LOL

We said hi at the same time

[finite shadow]

I’d sell the dna for multiple jokers at this point. Honestly primarily sixth sense

[velvet tinsel]

lol same time

[languid quest]

Sell it for crafty joker

[finite shadow]

But don’t even have blank yet. Vouchers are bad and we’re unlikely to hit naneinf

But would be my first mobile naneinf :D

[languid quest]

Hey circus

Sirlus

Silent

Sirplus

[finite shadow]

Hi burnt joker

[languid quest]

Srkis

Guess what

[finite shadow]

Sarcophagus ?

What

[languid quest]

I got cryptid on mobile

Cuz I'm so sigma

[finite shadow]

wtf how

[finite shadow]

Mobile mods would alter the course of my life

[languid quest]

On android?

[finite shadow]

I can hear this image

No😣

[languid quest]

Funkytown

[languid quest]

NOOOOOOO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331605951668682764/1355351096654299366/undertale_text_box.gif

Leaked chapter 3 line

[finite shadow]

FOUND RED SEAL QUEEN

[languid quest]

Strengt

[finite shadow]

Okay. Locking in.

[languid quest]

Good luck corcus

[agile pawn]

completionist+ yay

[languid quest]

You all just lost the game

[finite shadow]

Okay found a sixth sense, but realistically not worth it, I only have 2 sixes left in my deck and it’s starting to get crowded with non-seal kings… keeping dna for when I found a strength

[languid quest]

Sirkus

Sirkus

[languid quest]

Sirkus

Hey sirkus

[finite shadow]

Yes

[languid quest]

You just lost the game

[finite shadow]

Just got palette lowkey huge

No I didn’t

[languid quest]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

[finite shadow]

Didn’t think about anything

[wraith crown]

Imagine how OP that would be on checkered deck

[languid quest]

You just lost the game

[finite shadow]

I know what the game is

[languid quest]

You just lost the game

[finite shadow]

Nope

Didn’t think

[languid quest]

You thought about it

[finite shadow]

Never think

[languid quest]

You're thinking about it

Right now

[finite shadow]

I’m thinking about my naneinf rn

[languid quest]

Hey

Hey sirkus

The gake

[finite shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wait-waiting-cat-wait-waiting-cat-waiting-gif-9780709586447195996

[languid quest]

The game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355559055157891224/1355563863294214164/414436111281160192-1.gif

[finite shadow]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

might be too late… deck is fucking huge

[pallid sapphire]

no deck trimming 💔

[amber torrent]

2 invisble jokers, none hit anything good tho, barron and mime in shop i skipped them tho 😭

[languid quest]

Hey

Hey roond

[amber torrent]

hey bbg

[languid quest]

You just lost "the game"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

[amber torrent]

?

[languid quest]

Did you think about "the game"

[amber torrent]

yes

sorry

[royal zenith]

Just did 7 gold stakes in a row , starting on plasma and ending on black deck :)

[languid quest]

Then you lost the game,e

Git gud

Guess who just lost the game

You!!!!

[astral cypress]

I don’t understand how everyone is so good at this game. I’ve been playing for a month or two and I can never get passed ante 6 😭

[amber torrent]

been playing for 3 weeks, i have 160h in it tho

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WTF

[astral cypress]

Haha. I have a busy life so I can’t be playing 24/7 lmao

[languid quest]

Hey

[astral cypress]

I never pick the dna card

[languid quest]

Ney adrian

Adrian hey

[astral cypress]

Yeah?

[amber torrent]

dna is goated

[languid quest]

You just lost "the game" ahhhhahaahahahah

I'm so evil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

[finite shadow]

Holy shit

Natural negative mail in rebate

[languid quest]

You thought about the game get trolled!!

[opal fog]

how many hours do u got

[languid quest]

You lost

[astral cypress]

Tf?

[languid quest]

I sent the Wikipedia link

[astral cypress]

Not sure atm. About 15 maybe on steam but I play on my phone a lot more

Idk how to check hours on apple

[astral cypress]

Username checks out

[languid quest]

Burnt joker?

[finite shadow]

Nat negative rebate is honestly insane here

[astral cypress]

Got unlucky here lmao

[opal fog]

give this man a TRUE

[finite shadow]

@red hamlet think I can pull this off?

[finite shadow]

Sell it and discard

[astral cypress]

Yeah that’s what I did lmao. That’s an old pic

[oblique lichen]

fck you

[finite shadow]

Not reading the boss blinds does not constitute as bad luck

Hehe

[opal fog]

glad its not flag man

[opal fog]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[languid quest]

You just
Lost the game.

Get good lil bro

[astral cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/goldblum-idk-gif-13386743

[oblique lichen]

w

[languid quest]

The game

Ahaahahaaahahhha

[oblique lichen]

you lost your fkng soul.

[languid quest]

Your lost!!

[opal fog]

show ua your stats man

[oblique lichen]

im the moster under the bed, with a knife and in my hands have your childrens

Dream with me

[dawn coral]

what the hell is going on in this chat

[oblique lichen]

Im lose "the Game "

[languid quest]

You lost The Game

[languid quest]

.

[oblique lichen]

Take kare @languid quest .

[dawn coral]

fair argument. unfortunately, i don't give a damn

[finite shadow]

My original opinion, it’s worth selling the dna for, but a hit on the baron would be catastrophic. However, would need to sell out of MIR as well, and don’t think that exhausting my main options for Econ and red seals just for a second joker is worth it given how early it is

My vouchers are still SHIT

[languid quest]

Just fucking save manipulate

[ebon oxide]

Either Brain Storm or dna

[finite shadow]

I’m on mobile

[finite shadow]

?

[ebon oxide]

Either one to sell for invisible

[finite shadow]

High scoring understander has entered the chat

Why would I sell a joker id want it to hit on

[ebon oxide]

Yes

[dawn coral]

if only you could sell ice cream, alas

[limber moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727087247492513814/1332704271484846111/caption.gif

[finite shadow]

That was a given lmao

I’m not risking it, I don’t have enough red seals

[opal fog]

chat what do yall thunk chat

think

accidental reference!

[finite shadow]

Hit an ecto we’re fucking balling

[finite shadow]

Nice bro. Get that completionist!

[opal fog]

i dont think i will ever complete challenges

[dawn coral]

me when i get a pack immo but the cards presented are what i'm trying to build towards

[waxen trail]

LETS GO GAMBLING!!!

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

[severe portal]

this was high card

first time i see this number

[north pebble]

how does this happen chat

[daring dagger]

Hey guys

[north pebble]

on astral is mad impressive

[daring dagger]

Transcient but yeah it's wild

[north pebble]

still crazy
can I see the build

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/how-paapabutterfly-gif-22583765

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017506791413780492/1334195827421347881/image0.gif

[north pebble]

Nah actually though

I broke the game

[willow kite]

well what else are we doing with balatro?

[willow kite]

we like breaking stuff
-human

[north pebble]

well I didn’t intend to😭🙏💔🥀

[daring dagger]

I was using that one joker that destroys planets for ^mult, and used Perkeo to make infinite planets for it to destroy

[severe portal]

this is start getting wild

[north pebble]

ah

I just hit naneinf on vanilla balala

First time

🙏

[willow kite]

balala

https://tenor.com/view/clap-congratulations-gif-514467587312566705

[north pebble]

And also managed to get a baron in shop while holding a baron without a showman which

must be the first time

[willow kite]

must be one of those rare glitches like ''only rare jokers and specter packs seed and 10 of spades erratic deck seed''

gn

[north pebble]

Maybe but it was a completely normal run mostly

gn

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/silhouette-souq-gif-27396432

[steep ridge]

im high ASF cracking balala

[finite shadow]

Hello chat

Still doing pretty okay. Got my seals under control, and infinite money with mail in and mime. Not even a blank voucher yet though, but this is certainly a naneinf push

Ecto was huge

[lime mango]

the mere sight of a negative blueprint makes me feel things

[finite shadow]

Oh yeah

Was pretty nice that’s what ecto hit

Grabbed a showman in shop, one roll, second mime. Nice

[wind iris]

I don’t mean to be a bearer of bad news. But don’t you need to get a bunch of those kings into your hand at once?

[finite shadow]

Why wouldn’t I?

[wind iris]

I mean, a LOT. Like 100 at least. Normally you’d need a lot of cryptids to achieve that.

Or maybe 50 cause plasma.

[finite shadow]

Have you ever done a naneinf?

[languid quest]

I did it

I'm soo good

This is all about me

Everything is about me

I love to brag

Hahaha I got naneinf

You suck

I'm so much better

[finite shadow]

[wind iris]

Not personally. But the methods I’ve seen involve a Perkeo + Cryptic set up to get a bunch of Red Seal Steel Kings in your hand to multiply the score to the max.

But perhaps there are some ways that I don’t know of.

[languid quest]

Baron mayomine

[finite shadow]

Okay. I have. Many many many many times. Lol

[wind iris]

The other method is like, 80 invisible Jokers.

[languid quest]

No it's one trib and 79 invisible joking

[wind iris]

I’d love to learn of the other ways…

[lime linden]

Does anyone have the issue they feel like they're just using the same 15-25 jokers most runs? I want to branch out and try more quirky builds like Vampire, Lucky Cat, Madness, Constellation, etc... but I can rarely find them, especially early enough to scale them anywhere meaningful when the game is begging me to use Hanging Chad and Photograph every other run

[daring dagger]

I have the opposite issue

[simple pasture]

evil vagabond 😨

[finite shadow]

Okay sure! I’ll give a rundown on where I’m coming from then. I said naneinf push, which means it’s starting to seem like an actual possibility rather than being completely impossible. It is 100% totally possible to naneinf without a legendary joker or a single cryptid, it just relies much heavier on skill, rather than RNG luck. It’s primarily done in plasma deck, so you are able to focus on Econ generation with gold kings for far longer since your score is basically squared. It’s only ante 13. My score is ^2 the scoring requirement even with suboptimal joker copying. This joker REQUIRES a few things, baron and mine obviously, and absolutely no less than 3 copying jokers, which means you need a lot of money to get a showman, spin down, hit it, or sell out of jokers for invisible, and get them back. Also requires burglar, but I’ll get to that. Essentially, since baron mime work on the size of your hand, you want to try and maximize the size as much as possible, hence why DNA is a requirement. It activates the same way cryptid does, by adding the cards to your hand. Lots of vouchers are required too, antimatter, and retcon as well. After the setup is done, and you have all of your jokers and vouchers and all kings are turned to steel, or you have enough steel kings to confidently run it, you play up to ante 19, because that’s the first ante where you’re unable to kill the blind unless you’re copying jokers optimally.

You will respin the boss blind with retcon as many times as necessary until you get the serpent. And this only works with the serpent. Here’s where burglar comes into play. It ads hands and removes discards. You play, DNA adds cards to hand, and then you play one card at a time, each time the boss adds two more cards to your hand, because that’s what serpent does. Until you have one hand left, and maximum amount of cards in hand. Rip it, and you’ll need to score e154 at the very least and you’ll have naneinf

[simple pasture]

holy shit

[daring dagger]

Bro wrote a thesis

[finite shadow]

Sorry for the essay but yeah, that’s naneinf no legendary

My bad gang

[simple pasture]

im so mad rn 😡😡😡😡😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬

[rose summit]

“I am dnobagav and I am evil”

[simple pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[finite shadow]

Negative egg poggies

[plush rune]

i had a blueprint, brainstorm, mime and baron and i couldnt find any way to get higher scores and there was no showman, is there any way to get higher?

[static stratus]

double madness jokers go crazy...

[vital ore]

If they're eternal

Also Joker Stencils

[static stratus]

they were in my case

[vital ore]

Ik

It happened to me too

Very good

[half whale]

somehow cavensidh expiring is less rare than wheel of fortune hitting poly

[vital ore]

N pfp :o

[half whale]

hello md fan

[vital ore]

Hello, fellow MD fan.

[half whale]

hows the drought

[vital ore]

The drought?

[half whale]

of new content

[vital ore]

Oh lol

Not fun :(

[languid quest]

guys I like murder drones!!!!

[compact flare]

Why is high card your most played hand?

[languid quest]

I like it to look at me!!!!

[languid quest]

How adorable!

[vital ore]

Ever heard of a high card run?

[languid quest]

Or dna

Jimball

[unkempt crescent]

wtf

[compact flare]

I like DNA but I mostly use it to make flush five viable

[compact flare]

Glass red seal flush five aces got me to ante 11 before

[unkempt crescent]

who taught me how to mod

[languid quest]

Yep, you're banned

[unkempt crescent]

mute that guy for 4 minutes

[languid quest]

Mods

Joke it

[wind iris]

Huh, interesting! Such a throughout an in-depth view of this Serphent Method. That’s actually pretty smart to get to a point of not being able to high score in order to abuse the blinds ability to draw more cards.

I guess this also means that if you’re REALLY lucky, you could technically get Naninf on EVERY run if the stars had lined up. Also I can see the Plasma deck being super handy for the Naninf goal specifically. I did it once after running ghost deck primarily running ghost deck for my E runs and I went from E77 to E102 ( Also helped by the Serpent ).

Thank you for taking the time to write this! This was very handy! If I ever plan to try and get a Naninf one day, I’ll keep this method in mind! :D

[prime jay]

5 eternal madnesses

[simple pasture]

should I pick up ante 1 constellation?

[prime jay]

what deck

[half whale]

honestly i got over it pretty quick and now an just hyped for the 3 shows glitch got coming

[simple pasture]

checkered

[wind iris]

Or I’ll just reroll the first blind until I get Perkeo on the first Arcana tag if I’m bored.

[half whale]

yes

[prime jay]

what stake

[simple pasture]

aquamarine

[prime jay]

what

blue?

[simple pasture]

no

aquamarine

[prime jay]

what

what

???

[simple pasture]

im playing on aquamarine stake

[prime jay]

i mean generally it can be useful to save money especially on checkered where you can beat the ante without any jokers fairly easily. idk

constellation is good ig

[simple pasture]

all this talk about steak

mmmmm steak

https://tenor.com/view/rare-rare-steak-steak-cutting-steak-gif-11709098

*rubs my big belly

[royal zenith]

Depends, if you have other good jokers that can carry you for a couple antes then yes but otherwise no

[prime jay]

if you get a banana then yes

ante 1 banana 👼

[marble hearth]

lil bro leveling up a hand that you discard ain't that good you can't be talking

[languid quest]

What if you discard The Entire Fucking Deck, it's +2 smth smth e chips and smth smth e + mult

Not like you'll instantly die

[marble hearth]

erm

thats a mod

[finite shadow]

Totally! And yeah, it’s not necessarily that it’s handy, just without a legendary it isn’t really all that possible without plasma deck. I assume it could be possible with ghost deck, getting three cryptids bc of showman, but would limit your consumable slots so idek

[languid quest]

No

[marble hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[simple pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/judgment-lost-judgment-kuwana-brainrot-capcut-gif-7591565067349456446

[finite shadow]

But yes. You can technically naneinf on any run. This run wasn’t originally a naneinf run. @languid quest this might actually be the run with the double arrowhead, wait that would make this seeded. Guys is there somewhere it shows actively during a run if the run is seeded?

Fuuuck

Imagine my first mobile naneinf not counting

Genuinely cannot remember

Nah it’s not seeded disregard

Just set a high score

[fair island]

as MANY chips as possible

[languid quest]

If you open the options

[fair island]

wee joker, foail cards, and bonus cards are the way

[languid quest]

It says the seed in seeded runs

@finite shadow

[languid quest]

.

[ivory helm]

What guys I'm just expressing my feelings

[simple pasture]

guys check out this meme! 🤣 😂

[finite shadow]

Okay sick it doesn’t say the seed

And also setting high scores so it’s not

[languid quest]

Haha!!!

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

😆 😆 😆 👏 👏

[simple pasture]

Im here all week!

[willow reef]

is the game stupid

its obviously yellow

[languid quest]

That's blue

[willow reef]

mb

[languid quest]

Goofy ass ios icon "B"

[hasty finch]

LocalThunk has gone back in time to 2008?

XxX_MLG_l0c4l-thunk_XxX

[languid quest]

LOCAL

Please

If you see this

Please delcare

[hasty finch]

Balatro Call of duty DLC confirmed?

[languid quest]

Declare sorry

That burnt Joker

Ie the best

Joker

Please?

Thanks thunk ❤️

[cyan solstice]

The voices from above say no.

[languid quest]

I'm crying

I'm crying right now

Local thinker said I'm bad

I'm cryinf

I'm literally hiding in my shell

[rare yew]

hi

[languid quest]

I'm emailing him

[languid quest]

OMG

NO WAY

LMAOOOO

LOCAL THINK

One question

One single question local think

Can you say

[rare yew]

That’s MLG l0c4l thunk to you

[swift sail]

thunk's thoughts

[languid quest]

Mlg l0c4l thunk

Sire

[cyan solstice]

Why think locally when you can outsource it

[languid quest]

Please can you say "Burtn jonkler is best joker"

[lofty sun]

Anyone willing to help me win?

[swift sail]

who's Burtn

[languid quest]

Me

[rare yew]

I’ve never heard of Burtn Joker

[languid quest]

Please say it sir

[rare yew]

Now Burnt Joker is aight

[swift sail]

Burt N. Joker DLC ????

[cyan solstice]

At Balatro, sure
But not at the local lottery, we're not that powerful

[rare yew]

Best? Ehhh

[languid quest]

I love you and your joker poler game

Please

I love you thunkulear think

I'm going to email you

[daring dagger]

Bro is high off the high card

[languid quest]

I was about to

And you just appeared

I'm Burnting my joker right now

[lofty sun]

Damn I was hoping for the lottery but ig I'll take balatro

[languid quest]

Please local

I love balatr

I play it every day

I play it in my sleep

I dream about Balatr runs

I dream about praying to local thunk

Why is everyone nere

[swift sail]

yikes dude

[languid quest]

Hi guys

[reef swallow]

I still remember the good old times where burnt joker let me hold 125 cards in my hand

[cyan solstice]

What

Oh

That's a real oldie

[languid quest]

LOCAL PLEASE

[wooden trellis]

balatro shrine

[cyan solstice]

Holy crap I wasnt even there for that

[rare yew]

That’s a classic video

[languid quest]

PLEASE XxX_MLG_l0c4l-thunk_XxX

Just say the line

Please

[velvet tinsel]

[languid quest]

Hey gros michel

Local think is here

[lofty sun]

Real

[amber torrent]

hey cuh

[velvet tinsel]

Hi burnt joker

[amber torrent]

<#

[languid quest]

Hey bbg

[wooden trellis]

i hope you go exitinct i want cavendish 🙏

[daring dagger]

My computer updates really fast, I came back and burnt joker is still begging

[languid quest]

Local thunk is here

[amber torrent]

i love u

[rare yew]

Gros Michel, you are the best Joker no cap

[languid quest]

Say I'm 2nd atleast

[amber torrent]

oh its this kid

[velvet tinsel]

[languid quest]

Guys I can't believe this local thunk is ghosting me

I'm going to cry

Wa.

Wa.

[wooden trellis]

[royal zenith]

9 gold stakes in a row :)

[velvet tinsel]

lol what

[cyan solstice]

If you keep spamming that we will have to time you out

[languid quest]

Ok

[cyan solstice]

Thanks

[languid quest]

I will just go back into my cave

[amber torrent]

who is this "local thunk" person man i dont get all the hype

[cyan solstice]

We appreciate it more than you know

[languid quest]

I shall retreat

Goodbye local thunk I love you

[amber torrent]

he just made the game im addicted to, nothing more.

[daring dagger]

Are stone cards edible

[lofty sun]

How😭😭😭 I can't even beat a white stake yet

[daring dagger]

Do they take like rock candy

[wooden trellis]

yes

[amber torrent]

ull get the hang ofi t

[languid quest]

(Local thunk check your email in about 5 minutes)

[lofty sun]

With the right amount of determination yes

[cyan solstice]

Well, the trick is to focus on getting better Jokers

(Like, actually, no sarcasm)

[amber torrent]

was that a threat?

[daring dagger]

Noted

[languid quest]

No

[cyan solstice]

There's a balance between rerolling and keeping for your economy

And that's mainly what makes or breaks a run imho

Try buying some jokers early on even if you can't build around them

You can always sell them later to recoup some of your spending

[royal zenith]

Balatro university on youtube has a good series where they do a lot of gold stake runs, they also have a series called balatro basics (or smth similar to that) that i’ve heard is good though i haven’t watched it myself

[wooden trellis]

im a hoarder i have 100+ dollars by ante 5 normally

[cyan solstice]

That should get you closer to the Finisher Blind on Ante 8

[swift sail]

what???

[amber torrent]

1- what the fuck

[wooden trellis]

econ lover

[amber torrent]

what use is econ if you dont spend it

[rare yew]

Fellow Bull enjoyer

[wooden trellis]

number go up

[amber torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-writing-meme-gif-6313253106607126663

[wooden trellis]

:D

[lofty sun]

I did check him out briefly and it seems promising

[languid quest]

I TYPED IT WRONG LMO

[amber torrent]

sounds like something only the creator of it would say. i dont know, seems sus.

[languid quest]

One second

[cyan solstice]

Holy crap

[wooden trellis]

LOCAL THINK 😭

[thorny rivet]

LocalThunk!?

[cyan solstice]

Chad without photo

[velvet tinsel]

YESS IM TOP 10:D

[cyan solstice]

You love to see it

[rare yew]

Always take banana

[swift sail]

you should try the Balatro University series on youtube

[royal zenith]

Also bootstraps :P

[rare yew]

Mods this man is harassing me

[swift sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-around-spin-low-tier-god-banned-meme-gif-5036928470605203424

[amber torrent]

your chad pales in comparison to mine.

[amber torrent]

oh i have dreamed of this day.
i have 100s of these gifs, ligned up.

[wooden trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265700705331839030/1343263800106946639/file_i_assume.gif

[rare yew]

I’m more of a Chad sans photo type of guy

[wispy adder]

clocks went forward here but in canada they mustve gone back to 2015

[swift sail]

please don't spam mods gifs

[royal zenith]

looks like someone’s r key is a little worn out(/lh)

[amber torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-parkour-civilization-minecraft-mods-moderators-gif-11226800794377683193

[swift sail]

save your mod gif spam for when there's a bot and you ping mods

[amber torrent]

okay 😢

[languid quest]

Check your email

[swift sail]

there's a time and a place for it

[amber torrent]

where can i report mod abuse

where can i report power tripping

[rare yew]

Actually roast me for my planet choices

One sec

[swift sail]

you live on earth???? wow what a LOSER

[languid quest]

I sent the email lmao

[languid quest]

I'm going to wait until he replies and he will and I know he wilp

[amber torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-meme-i-know-where-you-live-i-know-your-exact-location-gif-22889358

[amber torrent]

what the fuck dude.

[languid quest]

Pairs are goated icl not roasting

[royal zenith]

Top 2 and number 4 make sense but what is venus doing up there lol

[amber torrent]

genuenly what the actual fuck man

[languid quest]

Early on in my balatro days I only played pairs

[swift sail]

planet x over earth??? how the hell do you play this game

[wooden trellis]

i love blueprint

[cyan solstice]

Pairs are legit I think the best hands

[wispy adder]

earth that low needs to be studied

[swift sail]

i'm legitmately so confused

[amber torrent]

what.

[cyan solstice]

Because they can build into many different other hands

[royal zenith]

Tbf full house builds are very rare in my experience

[rare yew]

Full house is garbage

[cyan solstice]

And have lots of consistency

[rare yew]

It’s 3oak with extra steps

[finite shadow]

Nat negative madness. Time to pivot?

[royal zenith]

Yea anything worthwhile full house can do, 5oak can do better

[swift sail]

so is 5oak

[fiery sonnet]

🍐

[rare yew]

No shot

[cyan solstice]

Five of a Kind you can just death your way to

[rare yew]

Scales so fast

[amber torrent]

i have great gifts mixed with some gifs that would get me exiled from earth, and they arent loading. theres 4 mods in chat, do i risk it chat?

[rare yew]

Very consistent if you deck Mario

[willow reef]

gay pants

[rare yew]

Mario wtf

Manip

[swift sail]

deck Mario

[amber torrent]

do i risk it or nah

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-the-plant-game-over-gif-7718636784606607204

[amber torrent]

fuck it

[wooden trellis]

gay pants

[languid quest]

ROOND NO

roond no look out

[amber torrent]

didnt load 1st one

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

[languid quest]

None of my gifs load

[amber torrent]

alright not bad

[languid quest]

Giffusian roulette

[amber torrent]

im legit playing giffian roulette

[languid quest]

What I said

[rare yew]

Nobody is mad at my 2 pair love?

[languid quest]

No

[rare yew]

I thought that was the real story there

[languid quest]

2 pair is goated

Wdym

[amber torrent]

you're not special bud

[daring dagger]

I love spare trousers

[amber torrent]

oops

[languid quest]

Thunk can I ask you something

[swift sail]

@amber torrent send another gif and you're getting a timeout

[wooden trellis]

meanwhile on my modded save,,,

[amber torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-house-dr-house-wilson-fall-gif-4233010537565726416

[languid quest]

A few black holes later

[amber torrent]

this was a calculated gif.

[languid quest]

Bro

You're cooked sorry

[swift sail]

see you tomorrow 🤷‍♂️

[royal zenith]

2 pair scales chips really quickly so i like it a lot as well

[cyan solstice]

Was it worth it?
Yeah probably

[languid quest]

Yeah

Definetly

I'll as them

[cyan solstice]

As a Chiitoitsu player the Two Pair speaks to me

[languid quest]

They said it was worth it

Can confirm

[cyan solstice]

(Chiitoitsu is a mahjong hand where you have seven pairs)

[rare yew]

I just think they’re neat

[languid quest]

Ultimate pair

That's a hand in the cryptid mod

It's like 5 pairs

[wooden trellis]

4 pairs

[cyan solstice]

Is that how you get that???

[languid quest]

4 thanks

[wooden trellis]

pales in comparison to 7 pairs

[cyan solstice]

I still don't know how to get Cluster and Bulwark

[languid quest]

Want to know ir nah

[cyan solstice]

Nah

[swift sail]

wait crypid has other hands???

[cyan solstice]

I'll figure it out, probably

[languid quest]

Well

|| on the bulwark joker there's a hint||

[cyan solstice]

Most famous is "The Entire ing Deck"

[rare yew]

Alrighty I’m off to play some ranked Halo 3 doubles in 2008

[languid quest]

I think that's 6 cards yeah yup

[cyan solstice]

A 52 card hand containing one of every card in the deck

[languid quest]

Cya man

Love you

[cyan solstice]

Get those mlg noscopes

[wooden trellis]

||cluster!(#$* is 7 cards that dont trigger any other hands like pair or flush|| cluster
||bulwark is 5 stone cards|| bulwark

[rare yew]

Need to get to rank 50 then get my Hayabusa helmet

[languid quest]

🔥 🔥

[swift sail]

hey

[cyan solstice]

You can race him

Best frag comp wins

[rare yew]

1v1 me

BRs only

[swift sail]

lol. you wont

[languid quest]

Hi sirkus

[finite shadow]

Where can I go to check blind scoring requirements before I get to that ante

[swift sail]

1v1 rocket league lets go

[languid quest]

Info

Blinds

[cyan solstice]

Check your Collection!

[finite shadow]

Oh right!!!!!

[languid quest]

Oh I read it wrong

Sorry I'm stupid

[cyan solstice]

Remember that some Boss Blinds have Target multipliers

Hover over them to find out how much

[languid quest]

Hey egg

I learned like today u can drag blind logos

In the game

[cyan solstice]

You can drag pretty much everything in the game

[fiery sonnet]

I think SARPBC is more time correct. 😛

[finite shadow]

oh no … what blind? Will it kill me? :°

[languid quest]

If you do the konami code it turns into that

[rare yew]

You know not what you ask

[cyan solstice]

The Needle is X1, all others X2, Wall is X4

And check the Finisher blinds

[languid quest]

Violet Vessel 🔥 🔥 ng sucks

[rare yew]

Violet Vessel: am I a joke to you

[finite shadow]

This is scary

[cyan solstice]

I don't know the number off the top of my head I'm sorry

[languid quest]

Am I allowed to say frick bad word

[languid quest]

6x

[fiery sonnet]

🐸

[swift sail]

if only there was someone here who might know

[languid quest]

Nope

Sorry don't thinks so

[finite shadow]

If only

[rare yew]

Oh well

[languid quest]

If only the developer was here

Who's this local thunk guy

[finite shadow]

Never heard of these …… hope they don’t kill me !!!!!

But yea I can’t remember ante 18 base plasma req off the top of my noggin

[languid quest]

Words from a wise man

[finite shadow]

I may be stupid but I don’t think you can see it on mobile no?

[languid quest]

Wdym

[finite shadow]

Score requirements

[calm cypress]

boy i sure do love a good synergy

[languid quest]

You can

[lofty sun]

Synergy?

[languid quest]

This is me when I'm jimball

[finite shadow]

Yeah those two are great together

[finite shadow]

Fuck it we funky

[thorny niche]

x1.15

[languid quest]

1.3x

[finite shadow]

1.45x

[lofty sun]

Oh so it's just means it's a good pair?

[languid quest]

Oh yeah don't forget C o p y r I g h t e d M u s i c

[languid quest]

Yeah

[thorny niche]

1.6x

[languid quest]

Hey Local

[finite shadow]

Yeah but both them and I were being sarcastic

[thorny niche]

remember to high card for jimball

[finite shadow]

Those two are not too good together

[languid quest]

Is the reason that card skins got changed, like bible thump and lambs in a cult because of copyright

[finite shadow]

Help what is the small blind scoring requirement for ante 18

[half whale]

you aint him buddy

[languid quest]

Obviously

[languid quest]

Lemme check

[thorny niche]

like 2

[half whale]

"XxX_MLG_l0cal-thunk_XxX" how sad can you get

[languid quest]

Don't read my name

[lofty sun]

At least 300

[half whale]

no youre not trying to impersonate someone else

[velvet tinsel]

[languid quest]

@finite shadow

Doesn't say

[finite shadow]

Pain.

[thorny niche]

9.2e30

i am so good at reading man

[finite shadow]

Okay sweet. We clear that

[thorny niche]

what is your max score rn

[languid quest]

@finite shadow

[finite shadow]

Scoring 38ish rn

[cedar crypt]

hello gang

[languid quest]

U good until 20 then

[languid quest]

Hi did you see local here

[finite shadow]

But have a showman rn so I’m not worried at all

[thorny niche]

negative blueprint

[finite shadow]

Yeah the negative blueprint helps

[thorny niche]

nice egg

[languid quest]

Negative egg

[finite shadow]

Thanx

The mail in rebate was nat negative as well

[thorny niche]

what does a negative egg taste like

[languid quest]

Nice Mail in Rebate

[languid quest]

It frees up space in my stomach

[finite shadow]

It taste like big temperance

[languid quest]

Mmm 50 dollar

Mmmm

[finite shadow]

Wait no I’m scoring 34

Oh jeez rick…..

[half whale]

it tastes like candy

[languid quest]

Still good until 20

[thorny niche]

handsize voucher?

[finite shadow]

I deleted my second mime for the showman

[thorny niche]

i cant read

[languid quest]

Dumb

[finite shadow]

Yup. Massive luck there, got both of them by ante 8

[thorny niche]

antimatter

[finite shadow]

Not yet

Just got blank

[languid quest]

1 more ante rick

[finite shadow]

Hence the two double tags for voucher skip

Aw jeez

[languid quest]

Did you document the seed

[calm cypress]

Negg

[finite shadow]

I don’t know it yet

[languid quest]

You won

[finite shadow]

Oh yeah

[languid quest]

It shows on ante 8

[finite shadow]

I forgot

Wait

Yes I did

[languid quest]

I could've used the soul and shit

OH

YEAH

Good

[languid quest]

Ok wait where you are ok

[opaque shard]

What a weird ass run

[languid quest]

I will track down if there's any good stuff

[opaque shard]

Ended up playing high card

[finite shadow]

No I want it 1000% legit

[swift sail]

ha ha. ass run.

[finite shadow]

Don’t exploit at all. Don’t tell me anything I wouldn’t otherwise already know. I don’t want it that way

[thorny niche]

nice b

[languid quest]

Haha, that's a dogshit-run

That's a nice ass-run

[half whale]

i love ass-runs

[languid quest]

Hey guys

Guess what

You just lost the Game

[finite shadow]

Full spin down still no joka. I need to start making steel NOW but need jokers even more😭

Brain storm or blueprint have spent around 6 or 7 thousand with showman and nada

Not even an invis, but I can’t risk it cuz I’m dead next any

Ante

[languid quest]

I gotta go shower cya guys

[royal zenith]

Lost a 9 game gold stake win streak to the wall, because of course 🫠

Worst part is i had like 9 lucky triggers that could’ve procced and helped out (i needed 2 lucky triggers to win) and none did; it’s still not favorable odds but it’s sad that none procced

[finite shadow]

@royal zenith that’s so brutal

I’m still making this naneinf push, but in a do or die rn!

[silver lynx]

I have bad news for you...

[unborn pine]

[languid quest]

Huh

[unborn pine]

scream if you love balatro

🗣️

[languid quest]

Aaaaaaa

[languid quest]

Wdym

[silver lynx]

Bad bad news...

[unborn pine]

burnt joker pfp kinda real

[languid quest]

Please stop gatekeeping me

[silver lynx]

I have bad news about that...

[languid quest]

??????

[unborn pine]

gaslighting 100

[silver lynx]

terrible news is coming...

[cobalt python]

do NOT shower

[languid quest]

I'm gonna come to your house in a sedond

[silver lynx]

Thats bad news for you

[languid quest]

Just got out

[cobalt python]

how long is a sedond exactly

[opal fog]

@languid quest i found u should i replace the first joker

[finite shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-3851471549750385303

[silver lynx]

This is terrible news... oh no...

[languid quest]

YES BURGLAR

DIE

REPLACE HIM

with a better

Jokee

[finite shadow]

@languid quest BRAINSTORM GOTTEN

[unborn pine]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[finite shadow]

We’re doing this

[languid quest]

LETS GOOOOOO

[unborn pine]

any other misprint enjoyers?

[languid quest]

I like misprint deck

[unborn pine]

real

it feels like im gambling with mult and its funny

[silver lynx]

I have some bad news for you in that case...

[languid quest]

I'm blocking you

[unborn pine]

consistent mult: ❌
Rng mult: ✅

[west grail]

Gall can I ask somthing