🎙・server-chat

[swift sail]

because why is he saying that

[zenith owl]

Like really

[languid quest]

They're talking about balatro porn, header told them to stop and they kept going St it

[ancient harness]

Maybe you’re the one who does?

[red hamlet]

Mod told y'all to calm down
And y'all got more freaky

That's probably why

[ancient harness]

Whose header?

[languid quest]

The mod

[zenith owl]

I am not talking about balatro porn so one of us is the problem

[swift sail]

yeah we aren’t talking about r34 here

[languid quest]

Thank you

[swift sail]

they got timeouts - bans are next

[languid quest]

Tysm bro

[paper blade]

Yippee

[red hamlet]

😭 bro trynna act innocent like he didn't post that

[languid quest]

Chat is safe

[languid quest]

It was a meme

[ancient harness]

You still were a part of it

Yet acting all innocent

[zenith owl]

Can the Soviet union get rebirthed

[languid quest]

I didn't think they'd start becoming that freaky about balatro stuff though 🥀 🥀

[languid quest]

What

[paper blade]

[languid quest]

[paper blade]

[languid quest]

[paper blade]

[languid quest]

[midnight plover]

[zenith owl]

<@&1133519078540185692> spamming

[languid quest]

Not really

[ancient harness]

Stop spamming

[red hamlet]

they can see deleted messages btw

[zenith owl]

Cool

[red hamlet]

bro sweeping his egg under the carpet

[languid quest]

Hey vonne

Does the pointing up hand mean like "yeah"

[swift sail]

Yes

[ancient harness]

Burnt is a hypocrite

[languid quest]

Okay

[ancient harness]

I’m just saying

[red hamlet]

They're fully aware lmfao

[languid quest]

Not rlly

Nuh uh

[ancient harness]

Sigh

[zenith owl]

Shut up

[warm fulcrum]

Egg Spam

[swift sail]

chill and move on

[languid quest]

I sent one image

[languid quest]

Thank you

[ancient harness]

And I thought they were actually a good person

[languid quest]

No one here is apparently

[ancient harness]

But. You’re a hypocrite. That’s worse

[forest finch]

Ill agree

[languid quest]

Okay uhh

Matrix flashbang

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-18547726

I couldnt find the gif

[opaque shard]

MY EYES

[forest finch]

Meh its still early 11pm and i have the lights on

[forest finch]

Poor eyes

[opaque shard]

Don't you all hate it when you have an absolutely amazing run and you lose at the very last boss

[forest finch]

Skill issue

[opaque shard]

Crimson heart disabled both wee and constellation TWICE

[languid quest]

Wee wee

[opaque shard]

When Riff Raff was RIGHT THERE

[cold sage]

what the hell

its literally a copy paste

[red hamlet]

Yeah we know

It's roblox
Of course there's a rip off

[cold sage]

thats fucked up

[languid quest]

Bro

It's dogshit

[buoyant orbit]

Its roblox

What did u expect

Balatros joker rng!!!!!1!11!1!1111!1!1

[red hamlet]

Roblox rips off a game
No more at 5 cause we'd be here for decades

[zenith owl]

@buoyant orbit fatso hey bro

[buoyant orbit]

Hello assaulter

[zenith owl]

I am just a burglar

I don't assault

Assault is illegal

[languid quest]

Hey merry

[languid quest]

So is burglary

[zenith owl]

Nah

Burglary is legit business

[buoyant orbit]

Blah

Rob

U rob

[zenith owl]

Nah i burgle

[zenith owl]

There is a difference

[languid quest]

Buzz this is going to take lightyears to fix

[buoyant orbit]

On fein

On my momma

[zenith owl]

You can't close your eyes and get your tongue out at the same time

[buoyant orbit]

Ok it is time to bully kids in roblox

Because its a sport acording to me

[zenith owl]

That's outrages

[buoyant orbit]

[buoyant orbit]

10/10 ragebait

On my nomma

[zenith owl]

Nomma

Imagine being fat and stupid In grammar

[thorny niche]

when baron

[languid quest]

Merry andy

[thorny niche]

shows scoring naneinf

[zenith owl]

How is baron

[languid quest]

Don't listen to the haters

[thorny niche]

idk

[buoyant orbit]

Buddy wuddy

English is not my main languaje ok

Im trying my best

[zenith owl]

Ti's ko ti's otn ym rifst lenguge sawell

[buoyant orbit]

I agree with you

[zenith owl]

True

[paper blade]

Yieepp

[buoyant orbit]

100% with u

Thas me btw

[zenith owl]

I will crush you

[thorny niche]

150 people

[zenith owl]

With my foot

[swift sail]

be nice

[thorny niche]

need to make this happen

[zenith owl]

Why

[swift sail]

because it’s literally a rule

[zenith owl]

And why you are a bear in a space suit

[ancient harness]

Sweet. Ima play it

[thorny niche]

minus one

[swift sail]

it’s a sloth

[zenith owl]

See now you are just splitting hairs

[thorny niche]

the best joker there is photochad

[ancient harness]

This guy thinks he’s Simon Hypixel

[thorny niche]

photograph

[flint copper]

50% is a passing mark

[ancient harness]

Wait. Nvm. It’s a sloth in a space suit. Not a sloth in a suit

[zenith owl]

Isn't a space suit just a suit?

[ancient harness]

No

[zenith owl]

It's a suit with an air bubble

[thorny niche]

the old balatro (robalatro) is actually better because baron exists

[zenith owl]

They removed baron?

[thorny niche]

the game got removed

[zenith owl]

Whu

[thorny niche]

the game got removed

[forest finch]

Because hes so high

[thorny niche]

yea

[blazing gust]

@swift sail you're a bad mod i did nothing wrong and then you ignore me when i explain how i didn't break any rule lol

[ancient harness]

That’s now how things work

[zenith owl]

Really?

I am shocked

[ancient harness]

You can ask how you broke a rule. But telling them you didn’t doesn’t mean anything

[forest finch]

[zenith owl]

That's how things work now sadly

[blazing gust]

Dumb server

[ancient harness]

I know. I hate it

[zenith owl]

Your name is a crow

A crow isn't exactly the smartest

[ancient harness]

Crows are actually pretty smart

[zenith owl]

Nah

Are you still in a war with stars?

[forest finch]

I have a war in my head

[zenith owl]

Cool

Wah wah

Headerwar

[forest finch]

Why you delete

[gritty plaza]

worth the poly tag

[zenith owl]

Header must be heading somewhere he doesn't know

[forest finch]

You need swashbuckler asap

[zenith owl]

Gay egg

[forest finch]

Like the rest of us

[zenith owl]

Who is us

You speaking French?

[thorny niche]

1.5x worth it

take it

[forest finch]

Pray that you find swashbuckler

[zenith owl]

Why

Why would anyone buckle the swash

Don't buckle me tho

I don't like buckling

[forest finch]

I like it

Ill stop-

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[paper blade]

Yippee

[ancient harness]

And why are the mods being pinged now

[reef swallow]

just a scammer

[zenith owl]

Where were you headed header

[true fjord]

hello!

[paper blade]

Hello

[true fjord]

so me and my friend are having trouble streaming balatro, is that normal?

im new to the game

like through discord

[languid quest]

Yeah

It's buggy

[true fjord]

good to know! thanks

i assume there isnt a way to fix it

[languid quest]

Hey header where ya heading?

[languid quest]

No sorry

Not at the moment

[true fjord]

no problem

[languid quest]

NO!!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!! The seven human Jimbos:

[paper blade]

Do be ba be do

Do be da be do

[languid quest]

Finale

[paper blade]

Do be ba be do do be be do

[languid quest]

I love undertale

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331605951668682764/1355351096654299366/undertale_text_box.gif

That's totally undertale

Right

[paper blade]

Sure

[slim junco]

lol

[kindred igloo]

beabadoobee

[paper blade]

Do be ba be do

[lapis latch]

yall say photochad but rn i am only living of polychromatic 10s (the hologram is at 3.5x)

[inland hare]

are you guys proud of me?

(i only won bcs of legendary card that negated all boss effects)

[slim junco]

oops

[past widget]

COBRAR

[dapper wing]

oh brother

[inland hare]

already lost...

[stoic veldt]

REALLY wish i had an ecto rn

[red hamlet]

Copy the photo
Unless you have glass

[stoic veldt]

i only do that later in the run particularly because i favor lucky card procs

but yeah in general that should be done

[red hamlet]

Fairs

[swift sail]

No - we aren’t?

You were timed out for an hour

Grow up

[thin pilot]

crazy

bro crashing out over discord

[swift sail]

Ok, bye

[stoic veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-citizenship-gif-17696204686494766899

[red hamlet]

Bro had a crash out in my DMs

Wild

[stoic veldt]

bros crashing out over balatro mods lol

[thin pilot]

shi

[stoic veldt]

guy needs better things to be mad about

[red hamlet]

Mfw a mod tells me to calm down
I don't and proceed to spam

Mfw I get mad I got timed out for it

[thin pilot]

over what

[red hamlet]

Anyways

[timid geyser]

goofy build

[languid quest]

Roses are red, the door is ajar

Brian look out

Incoming car

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-villager-minecraft-villager-car-gif-6049572966860059257

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-brian-griffin-brian-brain-stewie-gif-15248349754841799770

[gaunt loom]

silly little run the wife and I stumbled upon

main hand was full house at lv35

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-the-joker-closing-in-jimbo-the-joker-gif-799715821270468879

[clear crest]

Funniest run ive had

[lusty isle]

hi, how can i play modded balatro?

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general for modded stuff
but you can start here
https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/wiki

[lusty isle]

kk,thx

[vestal nacelle]

Fun fact:
Without any levels, jokerless runs will only go through ante 11, they die immediately to the ante 12 small blind

[ancient harness]

Can modding be done to the app though?

[languid quest]

Not allowed

(Ifym mobile)

[vestal nacelle]

wdym?

[red hamlet]

yuh

[ancient harness]

macOS Balatro+

[vestal nacelle]

oh yeah, that's fine

[languid quest]

Oh yea probably

[vestal nacelle]

you aren't allowed to mod mobile or console

[ancient harness]

Really. It can be done to the app?

[vestal nacelle]

yes

[languid quest]

Decompiling xbox is like impossible, but they did it with undertae somehow

[ancient harness]

Then how do I do it? Because It’s not steam

[red hamlet]

ask in #⚙・modding-general

[vestal nacelle]

...how else did you get balatro, hm?

I would understand if you're on windows, because game pass exists, but you said you're on mac?

the only way to get balatro legitimately on mac is through steam

[ancient harness]

Apple App Store. As I said. macOS Balatro+.

[crisp swan]

helo :3

[vestal nacelle]

OHHHHH

no, you can't mod that one

[red hamlet]

aloha

[vestal nacelle]

hai

[crisp swan]

yeah i play on my phone

[ancient harness]

Grr. You got my hopes up

[crisp swan]

i never get college work done anymore :D

[vestal nacelle]

we thought you were talking about steam

[red hamlet]

balatro+ no clue
but i know normal macos balatro is moddable

[vestal nacelle]

it isn't, it's the apple appstore version

[ancient harness]

Oh

They should just add build in modding support at this point

[vestal nacelle]

nah, because they'd have to host the servers and stuff for people to be able to get mods, have to deal with ppl submitting malware, etc.

it'll never happen lol

[limber moth]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-returned-from-my-discord-mute-im-back-from-my-mute-mute-discord-caption-gif-13040361932464407767

[crisp swan]

like terraria can do that bcs it’s MASSIVE

[turbid ermine]

Got cavadish, 3.5x consolation and blueprint

Still died at ante 11

[crisp swan]

“let me break it down for you mark”

DUDE

[limber moth]

Are you sure?

[crisp swan]

i once had cavendish and it died in like 3 rounds 💀

[limber moth]

How is everyone

[vestal nacelle]

Terraria has semi-official modding support in PC, they let tModLoader put themselves on Steam with workshop support and everything

[ancient harness]

Why would they need to host the servers!

[vestal nacelle]

so that people could download the mods from the servers..?

[ancient harness]

All they would need is to just add in the modding clientware directly into the game

[turbid ermine]

I’m sorry, I’m not calling you a liar, but I don’t believe you

[ancient harness]

It’s the players responsibility to not download malware

[vestal nacelle]

sigh

[red hamlet]

semi-official
and then it's literally in the official terraria updates

[vestal nacelle]

not dealing with this kid rn

[crisp swan]

that’s honestly valid bcs it’s so unlikely

[turbid ermine]

You did not just type this after typing “sigh”

[vestal nacelle]

well yeah, but ReLogic doesn't do any dev works

[vestal nacelle]

I did, what about it?

[red hamlet]

yeah but i do gfind it funny htat it's mentioned before any console stuff

[limber moth]

Awwww are you sad

[ancient harness]

They’re a edgy teen

[vestal nacelle]

oh joy, my block list is going to love the 3-for-1 special :D

[limber moth]

Average discord nitro user

[compact flare]

I beat green stake for the first time died at ante 10 to small blind

[ancient harness]

If you can’t handle the heat. Get out of the sun

[vestal nacelle]

it's probably because they consider it a subset of the pc news

so it just makes sense ordering wise lol

[turbid ermine]

I think we should talk about balatro

[dapper dust]

ponders how many of these jokers he can kill without losing

[ancient harness]

Yah

[limber moth]

I wanna talk about eggs

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-segs-general-again-discord-gif-20095759

[compact flare]

I beat green stake for the first time today, used a build around straights, got blueprint next to the order on blue deck. It was a great run.

[red hamlet]

mystic summit copy coming up

[limber moth]

Mystic egg coming up 🥚🥚🥚🥚

[compact flare]

Egg 🗣️

[turbid ermine]

Nice

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-scaling-jokers-balatro-what-is-balatro-scaling-joker-spare-trousers-gif-14667956399435073449

[limber moth]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-pwdin-walliant-verybiggroupchat-gif-9027238838451538590

[compact flare]

I probably would’ve lost if I hadn’t got shortcut like halfway through the run.

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-achairstudios-angry-birds-gif-13899799467016896727

[timid geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[lofty hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ab66R_56j4

[limber moth]

Not clicking that thanks tho

[elfin tapir]

all this for smiley

[limber moth]

Tragic

[languid quest]

OMG I DID IT

I DID IT

I DID IT

LETS A GOOOO

Idek how I did this without a tutorial

[steep elm]

cytprid mod

mac required you to use the terminal to launch the game every time with a mod so i dont bother with them

[languid quest]

I'm on mboiel

[marble hearth]

what's this

balatro 2 no way

[dapper dust]

god damn it

just beat black deck purple stake and the game didn't unlock orange

.<

[elfin tapir]

nah bro if you wanna keep your sanity

stay away from cryptid mod

[willow kite]

Guys i just started learning balatro, should i take that small joker? he looks rare (ignore my early game setup)

[slim junco]

Sell all your Jokers for space

[limber moth]

No he's a really bad joker

[slim junco]

buy wee, and then sell it

[limber moth]

Sell all your jokers tho

[slim junco]

yeah

thank you biggie smalls

[limber moth]

You're welcome Cat

[limber moth]

I want a steak rn man

[glossy sapphire]

God gave us balataro and people still play these

[slim junco]

exactly

[limber moth]

Yeah because balatro doesn't make the numbers in my bank account go down

I like it when they do that

[red hamlet]

Balatro no make money unless you're a content creator

And I'm not stooping that low

[slim junco]

I'm healing ❤️‍🩹

[red hamlet]

Yurrrt

[shrewd imp]

I had an actual good 8 ball run

Or well there was like

3 other tarot synergies that helped me

But still 8 ball did something I think!!!

[stiff prism]

Wait what texture pack is that

[shrewd imp]

Seed is 51GLVQSX

[limber moth]

Not possible

[shrewd imp]

We should demote Chicco from legendary status he's lowering company moral 😕😕

[paper blade]

Seed is 51GLVQSX sounds like a weird name for a balatro mod

[slim junco]

ohh brother the greed

[shrewd imp]

Was responsible for so many of my tarots

[shrewd imp]

Ok smarty pants

[limber moth]

It is simply not possible

[shrewd imp]

It is....

[limber moth]

Not really

[paper blade]

[slim junco]

I love being lucky :3

[limber moth]

Good for you cat

[slim junco]

sorry

[limber moth]

For what

[slim junco]

probably shouldnt spam chat with my balala runs

[red hamlet]

Base texture pack but they're using a mod to show the effects

[limber moth]

It's a balala server

It's a balala server

[swift sail]

it's what it's here for

[limber moth]

Why did that message send twice

[red hamlet]

Just buff it so boss blinds provide positive effects

[shrewd imp]

Me when needle gives me 2 hands instead of 1

[red hamlet]

Needle is actually doubled hands

Or a bit more, not exactly double

[limber moth]

That's silly

[ember roost]

How do i get trading cards on steam?

[slim junco]

just uh

play the game and wait

[ember roost]

How long in hours?

[short seal]

ante 3 with this and to the moon, i see welth in my future

[paper blade]

That's interest

Ing

[stiff prism]

What mod is it I mean

[flat tide]

Can’t wait for balala 2 with an in-depth love story with cutscenes detailing blueprint and brainstorm dating and having a family together

[paper blade]

After what happened today I could wait

[flat tide]

Wait what happened

[paper blade]

It is best you do not know

[flat tide]

Dm me?

[paper blade]

Fine

[muted rivet]

🤖

[swift sail]

i want to be exceptionally clear. there's nothing wrong with this, or art depicting relationships between jokers and things like that. we've been over this before

what we won't have here, and the type of content that won't be tolerated, is discussion of balatro r34, of nudity and implied nudity, or heavily sexualized content. that content is not welcome here, and, frankly, discussion of that content is not welcome here.

i hope @paper blade and others don't take the earlier moderation out of context. people were timed out or banned for discussion of content that was way, way over the line. not innocuous fanart

[short seal]

I HAD 8 DUBLE TAGS AND DIDNT FIND A SINGLE NEGITIVE BLIND SKIP

ASHD AWIDH IIAJHIUHWIAUIUF

thats lgit the one shit part abt the anoglyph deck

[lapis latch]

No rng 🗣️

[flat tide]

Apologies I didn’t know I was treading on unsafe grounds I’m very new here

[solemn elm]

It doesn't have a listed probability, also spoiler your image and say why it's spoilered

don't ruin it for other people

[swift sail]

no worries friendo

[flat tide]

Ooo a nice mod your rare

[lapis latch]

Oh mb

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-xqc-loss-one-more-end-on-loss-gif-14620025571044899551

[swift sail]

why would you post that

[ancient harness]

oops wrong embed

mb

i thought i copied the tenor link

[flat tide]

Yall im eating such a good cheese steak rn

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

its so wierd though, i swear i contrl+c the weblink for the gif

[ancient harness]

interesting. is it cheesy

[flat tide]

You must not be from Philly

[flat tide]

Very!

[ancient harness]

i was making a slight joke

ive had a philly cheesesteak in philidalphia

they dont have that much cheese though

[dense vigil]

this equivalent to finding a golden scar with this build

unseeded

[ancient harness]

or at lease the one i did, didnt have as much

[flat tide]

Sorry I talk to a lot of people who don’t live in the us and are mortified by the thought of a cheesy steak😭

[solemn elm]

just call it a cheesesteak if you're in philly

[ancient harness]

i dont live in philly

[solemn elm]

you had it in philly

[stiff prism]

chilly pheesesteak

[ancient harness]

im about a 5 hours ish drive from philidalphia

[flat tide]

I live in Philly and I just call it a cheese steak

[solemn elm]

^

[flat tide]

Hell yea 5 hours from paradise

[ancient harness]

i call cheesesteaks from store/restaurant cheesesteak, but if its directly from philly, i have to call it a philly cheesesteak

[swift sail]

gotta get that cooper sharp

[flat tide]

Hell no

Wiz or death

[swift sail]

https://tenor.com/view/that70s-show-oh-is-that-what-were-gonna-do-today-were-gonna-fight-red-forman-gif-16369724

[flat tide]

Yup

[ancient harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1321093734695174167.webp?size=128&name=bee_hive

bee

[flat tide]

I’ll throw hands about this

[ancient harness]

provolone

MMMM yum

or swiss

i forget which is which though

[swift sail]

ok i acknowledge i'm not blameless here but cheesesteak chat is probably an https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1131691975301668945 vibe

[quasi galleon]

im only like 8 jokers from comp++ but a part of me lowkeu doesnt want to finish it

[hoary kernel]

matador just earned me 32 dollars

god bless him

[quasi galleon]

i hate using him though

hes so situational i pretty much never pick him up

[short seal]

here lies the planet card flush build, you will be missed but never forgotten

[pure lark]

o7

[short seal]

whats the best way to use the plasma deck?

[limber moth]

Hell if I know lmfao

[shy dove]

focus on either chips or mult

usually early game focus on chips

[muted rivet]

thats a crazy name

[shy dove]

you can then pivot into mult but sometimes you can just chip more and make it through

[worn gust]

Bet on x Mult jokers

[worn gust]

[limber patio]

[silent zenith]

if youre a beginner start with building chips
if you know what youre doing try building Xmults

[solemn rapids]

if you could combine 3 decks, which 3 would you combine (I would do Ghost, Painted, and Erratic)

[native idol]

what do yall think the worst/hardest deck in the game is?

[red hamlet]

Black, plasma and nebula
So I can throw out all three at once

Yuuuuup

[red hamlet]

Black is like the worst deck that people usually agree on when they're not trolling

[native idol]

really??

i love black deck

[solemn rapids]

I would say Black, it's upto RNG if you beat Purple stake and above

[red hamlet]

-1 hand is bad

[native idol]

oh

yikes

[red hamlet]

+1 joker doesn't make up for the loss of econ and spare hands

[native idol]

i thought every deck but red deck has -1 hand

blue**

[red hamlet]

That's the thing

Blue stake removes 1 hand

Black removes another

[native idol]

oh

[solemn rapids]

It's one of my favorite decks, but it was a grind to Gold on Black deck

[native idol]

i have beat all the base decks

in white stake

like base color

and i chose black as my first grind to gold

im on orange rn

[solemn rapids]

I have beat all but Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green deck to Gold

I'm trying to get Plasma on Gold

[native idol]

woahh

can i send photos here?/ short video?

[solemn rapids]

the base decks, other than black, I think aren't as interesting as the rest

[native idol]

am i okay too?

[solemn rapids]

yee

[native idol]

like would it be against the rules

[thin pilot]

what rules

[native idol]

ahh ok

[solemn rapids]

as long as it's Balatro related

[native idol]

i play on my phone 😭

[thin pilot]

i do too

[native idol]

best form tbh

[thin pilot]

well mainly pc

but mobile

is best way to play

[native idol]

this is how my save looks rn

Sorry no audio

[short seal]

this is a bit powerfull on ante 3

[thin pilot]

just beat checkered deck first

to gold stake

thats what every1 does

[native idol]

noo thooo

[red hamlet]

That's OK
The plant is coming to kill you

[native idol]

i gotta get my black complete

[thin pilot]

i guess

[native idol]

"all face cards are debuffed"

[marsh tangle]

can someone help i just started and gotten to ante 8 last round twice but i cant beat it, all my runs in the past day have been trash

[thin pilot]

damn bro

whats the problem

[marsh tangle]

been trying to do the joker strat where you get +chips, +mult and x mult but i get bad jokers every shop

[native idol]

are you rerolling?

[thin pilot]

u just need mult

[native idol]

i ussaly try to stay at 25$ 20 min

[thin pilot]

forget chips chips are for early game

[marsh tangle]

yes

[clever crown]

I just beat gold stake for the first time!!!

[native idol]

hmm

[clever crown]

I’m so up

[native idol]

W

[marsh tangle]

i have kept my money high as well

[native idol]

above 25 is overkill without the voucher

[thin pilot]

omg

its moe

the goat

[timid geyser]

i was gonna die in ante 7 and i took mega buffon skip and got this beautiful banana, thats what i call skill

[thin pilot]

Moelester my friend

i missed you

[timid geyser]

yo

[marsh tangle]

thats a good tip

[timid geyser]

i missed you too

[thin pilot]

🙏

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-megustalapepsi-pepsiman-gif-27212733

[native idol]

your intrest maxes at 25 so

[paper blade]

Yippee

[native idol]

but the voucher allowes you to go up to 50 i beleive

[thin pilot]

so....

why not 87

[worn gust]

My run is saved i founded chicot

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-the-honored-one-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-2-gojo-gif-5550030305894790251

[paper blade]

Cut that's too much

[thin pilot]

and 85?

[lunar oyster]

Gambling is real!!!!

[red hamlet]

Too little

[timid geyser]

wow you have a bigger banana than me

[thin pilot]

is it good quality

the cards

[limber moth]

That's okay buddy some of us just have a small banana

[lunar oyster]

Yeah imo

[slim junco]

it has uh... g-great personality

[thin pilot]

so they feel good on hand not like those

cheap

supermarket

cards

[lunar oyster]

Oh yeah def I collect card decks

I have 70~

[thin pilot]

nice

[ancient harness]

no way. its deathnote

[limber moth]

It is

[worn gust]

Wdym its black clover 💀

[ancient harness]

wait. mb it is

[red hamlet]

That's clearly bnp

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/my-hero-academia-mha-boku-no-hero-academia-bnha-deku-gif-2897499385038604709

main character right?

[worn gust]

The main character is like

https://tenor.com/view/dolan-dolamis-bulma-meme-crypto-gif-3040068988007251003

[cedar flame]

I'm sure it does

[thin pilot]

idk why these pmo

something about the japenese stuff

[ancient harness]

you dont like anime?

GASP

[cedar flame]

Bruh mha isn't good

[thin pilot]

its like something is wrong with the type of animation

[red hamlet]

||bro lost his quirk, ended up working for a fast food joint and all his friends left him. Fucking IMAGINE||

Mha spoilers

[thin pilot]

i would rather watch spongebob

[cedar flame]

W

[thin pilot]

even though watching stuff in general is boring

[limber moth]

I'd rather watch paint dry

[ancient harness]

its not real

[red hamlet]

I'd rather play league
Yuuuup

[paper blade]

I rather watch a black screen

[thin pilot]

idk watching stuff in genera

is a waste of time

unless you are actually learning valuable shi

[limber moth]

So is playing balatro by that logic

[thin pilot]

well it is technically

so is typing here

[limber moth]

Yes it is

[paper blade]

Yippee

[thin pilot]

but i would rather type here and play balatro

[ancient harness]

welp i gtg to work... ill be back in 7 hours

[thin pilot]

than watch something

[limber moth]

Fair enough

[languid quest]

Is this the best joker

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[thin pilot]

das wild

[languid quest]

It's a meme

[paper blade]

NO REALLLY?????????

[languid quest]

Fym modding chat it's a screenshot

Ain't asking nothing

[red hamlet]

Of modded content

[thin pilot]

its okay burnt

calm down

[languid quest]

Thank you obelisk

[red hamlet]

I'm going to dunk you in water and turn you into the moist joker

[thin pilot]

no worries bro we watch each others back

[thin pilot]

😱

[languid quest]

[paper blade]

Why would you do that

[cedar flame]

Kawbrah wan gwan deliah

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-dog-meme-br-funny-drowning-gif-25023136

[limber moth]

Pooey ahh everywhere

[languid quest]

Lilo how could you

[solemn elm]

Of modded content

[red hamlet]

Fucked up

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-rubbing-hands-devious-sonic-rizz-freaky-gif-1572471382515545045

[languid quest]

Can I not send that

[paper blade]

I'd go a as far to say

[solemn elm]

rule 11

[languid quest]

No...

[paper blade]

She's a poopy head

[languid quest]

OMG

[red hamlet]

Where's the she

[thin pilot]

say what

[cedar flame]

Cool name, huh?

[languid quest]

I'm not discussing modded content

It's a single screenshot

[languid quest]

I am currently

[paper blade]

No

[thin pilot]

✍️🔥

[worn gust]

😔

[paper blade]

Can you not

[red hamlet]

Rule 10

[solemn elm]

the spirit of the rule is to keep modded content in modding channels

[thin pilot]

bro

rules are meant to be

uhm

[worn gust]

Only cuz u asked me 👉👈

[solemn elm]

they are not meant to be broken

[languid quest]

Rule 9, no accusationz

[thin pilot]

followed

[brave crest]

rule 8?

[thin pilot]

what are u saying shawty

ofc they arent

[languid quest]

Maybe I don't wanna recheck

[thin pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166785409938903211/1277376977808003142/togif-9.gif

[brave crest]

rule 7?

[cedar flame]

Shawty is crazy

[red hamlet]

Back to bed

[paper blade]

Rule 52e6242426524256

[languid quest]

Rule 6

Explode

[thin pilot]

it be like that u know

[crisp blaze]

what do i do gng

[brave crest]

my mult

[languid quest]

Rule 5, friends with burnt or die

[cedar flame]

Is bro actually rizzing me up (he's successful so far)

[paper blade]

Rule 4: love sweet chilli

[worn gust]

U could seel paraedolia

[thin pilot]

they dont be callin obelisk the oberizz for nothin

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-rubbing-hands-devious-sonic-rizz-freaky-gif-1572471382515545045

[worn gust]

If u have the good deck

[solemn elm]

they don't be callin obelisk the oberizz

[crisp blaze]

playin zodiac

[brave crest]

rule 3 : ok

[red hamlet]

Obemid

[marsh tangle]

okay guys trying to win my first run

[worn gust]

I mean the cards

[cedar flame]

Can I get that obedick

[thin pilot]

u know u dont mean that

[marsh tangle]

is this a good buy?

[cedar flame]

Jk

[worn gust]

If u have a lot of face cards

[thin pilot]

SHIIII

[red hamlet]

No

[thin pilot]

straight to the point

[cedar flame]

Yeyuhh

[worn gust]

I'm skipping it

[turbid ermine]

swashbuckler and egg yaoi

[thin pilot]

i like it

https://tenor.com/view/huzz-seal-hi-sealutation-gif-14368511881377374735

[brave crest]

which rule is this

[cedar flame]

Ayy imma add you

[worn gust]

Seal the deal

[thin pilot]

frrrr

[marsh tangle]

is this a good buy? well its free but what would i sell for it? prob the spades one

[limber moth]

Are you running straights

[red hamlet]

Poly effect on its own would give more than the spades joker

+15 vs 1.5x smiley + misprint

[limber moth]

That's true all he has is throwback

The rest is just plus

Yeah

[paper blade]

Get magitian

[limber moth]

Ah

[marsh tangle]

im trying to win my first run

so what do you think?

sell for my third joker?

[limber moth]

That would be sublime

Yes

[timid geyser]

are you serious

[thin pilot]

i am moe

should have gotten me instead

[worn gust]

Womp womp

[marsh tangle]

im looking for straight and this is what i get

how hilarious

[red hamlet]

Should've skipped bro

[paper blade]

You can't skip a boss

[willow reef]

NOOOOOOO

FUCK

fuck this

next deck im doing gold stake on is yellow deck

[timid geyser]

yeah i will skip next time, noted 📒

[cyan sable]

it was typecast and my cavendish expired 😦

[cedar flame]

Cavendish expiring is a generational fumble

[ancient harness]

buh

[cedar flame]

Wuht?

[brave crest]

money money yes yes

[marsh tangle]

this joker is useless since i dont have 16 right?

just making sure im new

thanks

[cedar flame]

It's pretty ass

[brave crest]

you should enhance your cards tho

not for that specific joker, its for the long run

[cedar flame]

Which round did you pull it in shop

And ante

[marsh tangle]

14 and ante 7

so yeah

but im doing really great

[red hamlet]

Yeah but once you have 16 it's basically free 3x

[marsh tangle]

i believe this run can be my first win

[cedar flame]

This game is about gambling yk

[marsh tangle]

im just stacking up on face cards

[marsh tangle]

yes

[cyan sable]

We love gambling

[cedar flame]

Show me your jokers

@marsh tangle

[quasi galleon]

6 more jokers to comp++ and three of them are legendaries its time to gamble for soul cards

[limber moth]

My throat tickles help

[red hamlet]

BTW
If you want to win more often, avoid skipping

[cedar flame]

Buy the bufoon pack and spend all on rerolls

[marsh tangle]

i only do it if the money is better than the win but i also am skipping for the joker

mainly

[thin pilot]

well u dont wanna skip at all

[red hamlet]

You're missing out on a whole shop + income

[thin pilot]

skippin is the worst thing u can do

[cedar flame]

Nah skipping in small stakes is pretty alright, and he has the throwback

[red hamlet]

Only times skips are worth it is ante 1-2 25 dollar skip

Sometimes rare for funny

[thin pilot]

pretty sure its

small blind

ante 1

only worth

[cedar flame]

Not in this context

[thin pilot]

yeah but

[red hamlet]

Sometimes the run is ass and gives you ass jokers and you need a lil bit more boost

[thin pilot]

in general

[red hamlet]

It's best to not build that habit

[thin pilot]

fk it imma play balatro i miss this game

gon get a naneinf chat

[cedar flame]

Gamble your lifesavings on poker

It's gonna go hard ngl

[red hamlet]

Also if you have a joker that changes between blinds and you don't wanna risk getting a bad hit

[thin pilot]

thanks for the tip chief

🙏

will do

[red hamlet]

Nah

Give your life savings to me

[cedar flame]

Anything for the huzz

[thin pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328240976417914981/1345616923949404181/Alec26bs_-_1896056493000307130.gif

[marsh tangle]

okay at another point

[willow reef]

update

i won

[marsh tangle]

i think i get rid of happy face for ballot

[willow reef]

chad bluestorm sock

not a natural negative sock sadly

[cedar flame]

Take it over glitch joker

[paper blade]

NO

[willow reef]

but like still

[marsh tangle]

okay ill do that

[willow reef]

misprint is bad

well

not that bad but like

[marsh tangle]

yeah

[willow reef]

face is so much better for photochad

[marsh tangle]

maybe early game its good then

[cedar flame]

I called misprint "glitch joker" 😭

[willow reef]

i mean youre not wrong

[willow reef]

yeah

[red hamlet]

Smiley would be multiplied by photo and chad 3 times for 2x (x8 total)
Also it's 25 mult total for 5 faces (15 with just 1 face and chad)

[paper blade]

Brain storm=napkin

[marsh tangle]

okay

[willow reef]

correct

[marsh tangle]

im on ante 8 but didnt start last round yet

but the boss says i have to sell ONE joker

im thinking i sell the polychrome crazy joker

[willow reef]

how high is your throwback

[cedar flame]

I can throw it back pretty High

[willow reef]

smiley +5 5
photo x2 10
retrigger
smiley +5 15
photo x2 30
retrigger
smiley +5 35
photo x2 70

[red hamlet]

Yurrrt

But also

[marsh tangle]

im thinking about selling ONE of these two, what does everyone think

[red hamlet]

[willow reef]

[red hamlet]

Only crazy goes there

[willow reef]

sell crazy

photochad is insane

[red hamlet]

Photo when you have photochad is just suicide lmfao

[marsh tangle]

@cedar flame i want ur opinion since uve been a great help

but ill prob sell crazy

[cedar flame]

Uhhhhhhh

[marsh tangle]

just wanna triple check

[cedar flame]

I actually am not sure

[willow reef]

isnanen joker must die

[marble hearth]

should i take him

[willow reef]

this reminds me of the dead god cult jimbo cameo

[marsh tangle]

why does it look like this

[red hamlet]

Cause its not balatro

[marble hearth]

yeah

[cedar flame]

Get rid of crazy ig

[marsh tangle]

okay

i think that is the best idea

[cedar flame]

I'm not sure still

[willow reef]

oh thats what d&dg looks like

[hard vessel]

mmmm

[marsh tangle]

since @willow reef said that aswell

[echo sand]

when did they add jimbo to dndg

[red hamlet]

It is

[willow reef]

i always wanted tonplay

[hard vessel]

yummy jokers

[marble hearth]

i'm playing the demo 🙏

[willow reef]

its very clear imo

[willow reef]

i dont got a pc

so i cant play

[cedar flame]

SO COOL BRUH

[marsh tangle]

okay well yeah 2 ppl saying its good but ima go with it

ill lyk the result

[cedar flame]

Fs

[marble hearth]

i saw this game on the steam page and thought "this looks very balatro-esc"

[echo sand]

it predates balatro but yes

[willow reef]

yea

[marble hearth]

oh thats cool

[marsh tangle]

PHOTOCHAD

I WON

WI IDID IT

YES

[paper blade]

Yippee

[cedar flame]

AYEEEEEEE

[marsh tangle]

dude it was 2 fucking rounds lmaooo

photograph and the chad with face cards just goes insane

[cedar flame]

Ggs

[languid quest]

Erm, what the fuck?

[marsh tangle]

thanks to everyone who helped me your name is going on a plaque on my wall

[cedar flame]

Bet

[languid quest]

Can I be there too sackboy please

[marble hearth]

why does your deck have geometry on it

[paper blade]

😐

[languid quest]

It's deck of equilibrium

[marsh tangle]

why not

[languid quest]

Goated

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[marble hearth]

what

[languid quest]

Bruh

[cedar flame]

Bruh it's your first step into degen gambling

[marble hearth]

what do you want

[paper blade]

Buddy that's you

[languid quest]

Oh yea sorry my bad

[echo sand]

is that such a problem?

[marble hearth]

bro you said my name you can't just say someone's name

[cedar flame]

Nah , it's like a baby taking his first steps

It's beautiful

[echo sand]

fr

[cedar flame]

What is equalibrium

[marble hearth]

modded

[cedar flame]

Ahh

[languid quest]

Every card/voucher has the same chance of appearing

[marble hearth]

wait thats actually busted

[languid quest]

Cryptid is a intentionally unbalanced mod

It has double jokers

2 more consumable types

A bunch more enhancements

[dense vigil]

Rip😔

No ecto

[cedar flame]

Nice bruh

[languid quest]

I just got cryptid and it's rlly fun

[glossy plinth]

My deck came!

[languid quest]

It took like 10 minutes to get because mobile modding is stuffed as fuck

[languid quest]

🔥

[short seal]

this was.... wow

[dense vigil]

how to mod ios

[languid quest]

Cant

[dense vigil]

i got balatro+ free version on app store 😭

[marble hearth]

is that blueprint i see 👀

[languid quest]

Can only mod android

[glossy plinth]

was supposed to come tomorrow but I guess i got lucky

[languid quest]

Yeah comes with

[marble hearth]

you can't hide blueprint from me

[languid quest]

Can only mod android

Ios is poopoo

[paper blade]

Nincompoop

[languid quest]

Moron

[glossy plinth]

coppying juggler in that pic

[paper blade]

Idiot

[languid quest]

Incompatible

[languid quest]

Stupid

[glossy plinth]

:(

[paper blade]

Dummy

[languid quest]

Copy baseball

[languid quest]

Wacky

[paper blade]

Melt

[languid quest]

Dense

[polar loom]

how are we lookin at trousers

[paper blade]

Goofy

[languid quest]

Silly

[paper blade]

Brain hurter

[languid quest]

Slow

[polar loom]

holy shit

its a triboulet run now

[cedar flame]

Goofy ahhh

[languid quest]

Nooo ice cream,

[languid quest]

Also 68 dollars

[brave crest]

how

[languid quest]

Wdym how

[paper blade]

Did someone say 68?

[languid quest]

689

[woeful moat]

Do ahnk yorick?

[paper blade]

Wait wrong number

[polar loom]

it had 15 and was used as a mult slave

[cedar flame]

How do you not have the urge to blow all your money on rerolls

[languid quest]

Skip

[languid quest]

Rtgame

One more....

One more..

Just another...

Or sell Lucky for wraith

[quasi quiver]

MY CAVENDISH POPPED AND I WASNT ABLE TO SCREENSHOT IT

[woeful moat]

Well according to my math the rest of the jokers x mult is equal 12.75 and my yorick is at x8 so x16 is better no?

[quasi quiver]

AAAAAAAUUGH

[quasi quiver]

ROUND 28

[solemn elm]

bound to happen eventually

happened to me 3 times

[quasi quiver]

i was in endless thankfully but i died the round after it popped

[paper blade]

Gamba

[languid quest]

Cryptids new pack sheet

[quasi quiver]

frickin packsheet yo

[solemn elm]

erm rule 11

[languid quest]

Bro

[cold lichen]

Friend bought a new tablet just to play balatro

[paper blade]

I swear if Lynn comes in being like #⚙・modding-general