🎙・server-chat

[pure lark]

thats ok, dont worry. I dont think anyone else knows either

[trim sphinx]

Help

Im excited for him to come out😓

The only killer i play is dracula and i suck at him i need variety

[red hamlet]

be excited all you want

[limber moth]

Why

[red hamlet]

it doesn't change that the game devolved into trash

[limber moth]

Just why

[trim sphinx]

Cause hes cool and emo

[limber moth]

Gay

[open kindle]

He’s cool but I don’t play that type of game

[limber moth]

gay!!!!

[trim sphinx]

You gay

[limber moth]

Yes I am

[forest finch]

Same
I still dont know who jimbo is, there is someone who responded Jimmy but i dont see that joker in my collection

[open kindle]

Low quality bait

[limber moth]

I date men and I'm less gay than this

[trim sphinx]

I think jupiter is the best planet card or whatever its called do i deserve to die yes or no

[limber moth]

Yes

[trim sphinx]

Awwwww

[limber moth]

But for unrelated reasons

Were doing a world cull sorry

We have to put the world population from 8 billion to 4

[open kindle]

You’re wrong but everyone thinks that at first

[open kindle]

India

[trim sphinx]

Thanks sawdusteater

[red hamlet]

let's just remove america first and see what happens

[trim sphinx]

I started playing like 4 days ago

[limber moth]

The world will surely perish

[trim sphinx]

Get them out of here

[tranquil comet]

I think the best planet card is 3 of a kind, bc he's so useless

[open kindle]

That will be why you feel like you don’t know what people are saying then

[trim sphinx]

I don't like being left out

[limber moth]

Better catch up fast then

[red hamlet]

come play league instead

we have cool emo boys

[trim sphinx]

Ewwwwwwwwwww

[limber moth]

Are they cute

[trim sphinx]

I will never respect your opinion

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-league-of-legends-kayn-good-morning-kayn-gif-18086630781557966046

[open kindle]

My friend made me play it once and it sucked

[open kindle]

Celestia hiii :D

[limber moth]

Yeah it's league

Ofc it sucked

[trim sphinx]

I have a xayah skin

For my league eboy

[forest finch]

Mobile legends better

[limber moth]

Crusader Kings 3 better

[red hamlet]

my DMs better

[tranquil comet]

Do you live in Indonesia, Malaysia, or the Philippines

[limber moth]

Lynn I would never hop in your dms not in a million billion years

[open kindle]

Raid shadow levenda
I typed that with my eyes closed hoping it would be messed up and funny :/

[forest finch]

Balatro better

[strong rose]

how

[red hamlet]

what, how

that's normal

it's a spectral card

[forest finch]

Yes i do so what

[strong rose]

i mean

second soul

[trim sphinx]

That's a little bit funny

[strong rose]

in consecutive runs

[forest finch]

Ig

[strong rose]

maybe not here

[red hamlet]

it was bound to happen eventually

[red hamlet]

slide in them instead

[tranquil comet]

Tol Nikita ko yun

[red hamlet]

[limber moth]

No thanks BUSTER

[forest finch]

[trim sphinx]

Lynn plays league dont do it

[strong rose]

me when server becomes filipino

[red hamlet]

god forbid i have fun on other games

at least i'm not racist

[limber moth]

God forbid you have fun on league of legends

[tranquil comet]

Not possible

[pure lark]

Everytime I see your name, its always jarring lol. Lynn is also my name XD

[trim sphinx]

Exactly

God forbids it

[forest finch]

My prayer for lynn

[tranquil comet]

/j

[limber moth]

That would make you more fun actually

[trim sphinx]

And yet you continue

[red hamlet]

no dude, it always catches me off guard how much brain damage is possible on league

[limber moth]

Inshallah

[forest finch]

And your also surprised that you still play it?

[red hamlet]

guy on an alt because his main got banned for being racist
chatting shit cause i picked my favorite champion
apparently it was a bad pick
mfw i was first pick in the lobby so i didn't really get a say on the enemy comp xdd

[strong rose]

...

[open kindle]

Why are you being racist towards racists

[red hamlet]

i'm going to eat your arms

[tranquil comet]

Hating everyone equally negates all debuffs

[open kindle]

I’m going to eat sawdust :)

[red hamlet]

banger, name twinsies

[open kindle]

Everyone says that but they never mean it

[livid parcel]

wait

[limber moth]

I don't play league but I imagine you play the equivalent of overwatch Mei then

[livid parcel]

so

if you're racists at racists

[red hamlet]

Senna

[open kindle]

Plus it’s super weaksauce to hate yourself

[livid parcel]

does that make you the anti-racist or the supreme racist

[limber moth]

Like I said I don't play league

[pure lark]

peak

[forest finch]

I say hes a true racist

[open kindle]

Would

[tranquil comet]

Self improvement isn't weak bro, self hatred is the catalyst that makes everything possible

[livid parcel]

no no, i mean if hes racist at racists does it make him the supreme racist

[forest finch]

Yes

[limber moth]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[open kindle]

To hate your people then

[lapis latch]

ts cannot be real

[livid parcel]

like hes racist at everyone for no absolute reason

[limber moth]

Me

That's what I do

[livid parcel]

i see

so you're the supreme racist

[tranquil comet]

Spewing nonsense :3

[forest finch]

Basically hates everyone

[livid parcel]

i see i see

[limber moth]

Yes

[open kindle]

Back in my day we were just normal racists

[forest finch]

Also yes

[livid parcel]

if i happen to say "i hate racists and everyone that hates racists" would that make me a supreme racist

[limber moth]

No that makes you emo

[forest finch]

Quite neutral

[livid parcel]

nononono its not emo if you dont have the fake scars on you

[limber moth]

Yes it is

[open kindle]

2012 scene emo

Take me back…

[tranquil comet]

Whats the difference between emos and goths

[limber moth]

Sawdusteater how much sawdust did you eat today

[livid parcel]

the same

[limber moth]

I don't know south park explains it pretty well

But I forget

WAIT I MEMBER

[livid parcel]

wait wait wait

[red hamlet]

emo is mostly emotional expression while goth is just kinda, dark stuff and nihilism-ish

[livid parcel]

if i say "im emo" and at the same time i wear goth clothing what would that make me

[lapis latch]

are you fucking fucking fucking fucking kidding me

[red hamlet]

really just doesn't matter cause labels are dumb and they have overlaps

[limber moth]

Emos hate themselves and think they're the problem with society goths hate everyone else and think everyone else is the problem with society

[open kindle]

Emo comes from post-hardcore but goth comes from post-punk

[forest finch]

Bro what are these questions

[livid parcel]

no hablo espanol senior

[forest finch]

Whats the thought process behind that

[livid parcel]

wait

[open kindle]

A poser

[limber moth]

Me el speako italiano mama mia

[limber moth]

Queer

[livid parcel]

if emos hate themselves, and goths hate everyone

would that just make them racists to both themselves and everyone else

[limber moth]

No because they're motivation isn't race

[open kindle]

Source: pulled from arse

[limber moth]

Source: south park Goths vs emos episode

[livid parcel]

"Introducing: KARATE KID 2."

[open kindle]

South park is not a documentary

[limber moth]

It is to me

[livid parcel]

its poop jokes

[red hamlet]

Explains a lot

[livid parcel]

if i happen to say i dont use ANY jokers at all in balatro

what happens to me

[limber moth]

Lynn eat poo

[limber moth]

Something probably

[red hamlet]

it means you're playing jokerless and that's fine i guess

[open kindle]

You lose unless you get very lucky

[red hamlet]

doable

[livid parcel]

now this is a VERY sensitive question

[forest finch]

Idk you become one of them? https://media.tenor.com/NUDeeRjoURYAAAAM/balatro-spare-trousers.gif

[livid parcel]

do bowl cut people eat food from their bowl cut hair

[open kindle]

I will become back my trousers

[lapis latch]

i am about to fucking cry

[red hamlet]

banger

[livid parcel]

me no hablo espanol seniorita

[open kindle]

Authentic italian pissa pie

[livid parcel]

wheres the sauce

[lapis latch]

PERO CERRA EL ORTO LA RECONCHA DE TU MADRE

[lapis latch]

fr

[limber moth]

Where's the rest of ya

[livid parcel]

sorry ma'am, me no hablo espanol seniorita

[paper blade]

Here

[open kindle]

That’s garlic bread there is no sauce

[livid parcel]

im here

[limber moth]

Si el beuno

[forest finch]

Inside Jimbo

[livid parcel]

its not enough garlic

[open kindle]

I did not make the pizza

[livid parcel]

i dont care add more.

[limber moth]

It's not a pizza

It's garlic fingers

[open kindle]

It’s pizza shaped

[livid parcel]

how is it fingers if its flat.

[limber moth]

And you dip them in donair sauce

[limber moth]

Because they're in the shape of fingers

[livid parcel]

what proof

[open kindle]

That’s dumb, it’s just named that because of how you cut it, what if you cut it pizza shaped, what is it then?

[livid parcel]

a missing piece of circle

[limber moth]

Garlic fingers fuck you

[open kindle]

It’s garlic bread and you know it

[limber moth]

THEYRE GARLIC FINGERS

THEYRE IN THE SHAPE OF FINGERS

[livid parcel]

i eat garlic rings :3

[paper blade]

Nuh uh uh

[limber moth]

IF YOU CUT THEM ANY OTHER WAY YOURE FUCKED

[livid parcel]

FELLAS

[limber moth]

THEYRE GARLIC FINGERS

[forest finch]

I prefer chicken fingers

[paper blade]

NUH UH UH

[limber moth]

Those are good

[open kindle]

It’s garlic bread and you think “how do you tell between that and normal garlic bread” and the answer is if you’re buying from a pizza place you get the special garlic bread pizza

[livid parcel]

WHAT IF I STUFFED A TURKEY WITH A ROLLED UP PIZZA AND DIPPED IT IN CHOCOLATE

[red hamlet]

what if we instead talked about balatro

[paper blade]

HUH?????

[livid parcel]

shhh

[limber moth]

And to think I use to think you were cool...

[livid parcel]

its me the mayor

[forest finch]

I will fucking kill you

[open kindle]

That’s how they come from every pizza place ever

[livid parcel]

FELLAS

[paper blade]

WHAT

[open kindle]

We’re here

[strong rose]

first perkeo win

[livid parcel]

what if we add

guns to balatro

[limber moth]

No it's not they come in fingers

[paper blade]

No

[forest finch]

No

[open kindle]

Never seen that

[red hamlet]

banger

[livid parcel]

FELLAS

[hexed vortex]

Anyone to play online?

[open kindle]

Okay now fellas

[forest finch]

No

[livid parcel]

WHAT IF I PUT GARLIC FINGERS ON GARLIC PIZZA

[limber moth]

Because you live somewhere dumb I bet

[forest finch]

No

[open kindle]

What’s cooler than being cool?

[limber moth]

Ice cold

[livid parcel]

freezed to death

[strong rose]

• Spare Trousers (+60 Mult)
• Onyx Agate (Foil)
• Blueprint (Negative)
• Photograph
• Hanging Chad
• Perkeo

[livid parcel]

ass

[pine monolith]

Oh look who arrived

[livid parcel]

i use nothing but tarots

[open kindle]

My county could do to your country what africans do to frogs

[livid parcel]

what is that creature

[hexed vortex]

Anyone to play online?

[limber moth]

Imagine having stuffies under your coffee table

I wish

[open kindle]

I live in the best country because it is the one I live in

That’s patriotism baby

[paper blade]

Fair

[livid parcel]

is your country hot in the day and cold in night

[limber moth]

Probably I'm Canadian my country sucks ass

[open kindle]

Haha lmao

[livid parcel]

fellas what if we eat this creature

[limber moth]

Our government just lets anyone do us

[rain tendon]

Is blueprint slightly better than brainstorm?

[forest finch]

Ill let you

[paper blade]

Yes

[limber moth]

YES.

[open kindle]

Yes recently

[red hamlet]

Yeah cause it doesn't have any of the positional issues that brainstorm has

[strong rose]

okay?

[livid parcel]

what if i ate a card in half

[open kindle]

Yeah I would say more than slightly

[livid parcel]

and just make it multiply for no absolute reason

[undone oxide]

you legit just summoned this

[limber moth]

Does anyone want to shake hands

[forest finch]

Sure

[livid parcel]

you're welcome if it worked

[limber moth]

🤝

[open kindle]

Uncreative people suggesting a new joker that copies the joker on the left and a joker that copies the rightmost joker:

[half whale]

I mean

[livid parcel]

what if we add a joker that does absolutely nothing but waste a space

[half whale]

how about
a joker that copies the joker above it

[forest finch]

🤝

[half whale]

always eternal

[red hamlet]

what?

[livid parcel]

and now what if

[paper blade]

No

[undone oxide]

and then once you buy blank voucher

[livid parcel]

we add a joker that is literally the joker that just crashes your pc if you buy it

[paper blade]

Ok

[half whale]

what positional issues would brainstorm have that blueprint dosent

[wanton monolith]

What should i sell (the fortune teller has +39 mult, supernova 29mult for flush and the hologram is x7 mult)

[forest finch]

You create a blackhole

[open kindle]

Abstract joker synergy

[limber moth]

OW

[red hamlet]

supernova probs

[open kindle]

Cryptid has a card that does this

[half whale]

yeah supernova

[undone oxide]

supernova (your getting chicot im calling it)

[half whale]

that’s not a joker tho

[open kindle]

Yeah but can’t you like put cards on jokers in that mod

[forest finch]

Chicot was my first legendary no lie 😭

[thin pilot]

bro

[open kindle]

Idk I played one run to ante 39 and then uninstalled the mod

[limber moth]

Trib was my first but I squandered it

[thin pilot]

das sad bro

im sorry for you

[wanton monolith]

Lmaoo

[open kindle]

Perkeo was my first but I didn’t realise how good it could be

[undone oxide]

yeah rip

acctually your in endless so it might pay off in the long run

[thin pilot]

thats a good 10$ value

[forest finch]

Thanks, i got yorick as my 2nd legendary
I still dont know what the other legendaries do because i dont want to spoil myself

[undone oxide]

temperance my beloved

[open kindle]

I’m drawing clowns, we can pretend they’re jokers

[wanton monolith]

Hell nah

[thin pilot]

i see

[undone oxide]

corporate joker

[thin pilot]

what

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920941140528758824/1185367650449231952/its_real.gif

[limber moth]

I don't like the ocean

[undone oxide]

again yet another ante 1 first shop card of all time

[half whale]

same

[thin pilot]

that looks kewl

useless af but kewl

[forest finch]

When you open the it, you turn gay

[open kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ohshc-gif-11508066986918175190

[half whale]

egg + gift card + shwashbuckler

[pure lark]

Question. Why do you eat saw dust?

[thin pilot]

obelisk + obelisk + obelisk

[limber moth]

Gift card is awesome

[wanton monolith]

Guys, I think I just discovered a really good combo. If I buy the egg in round 1 and keep it until it's worth a lot of money, I can use a temperance and get a lot of money. If I use a perkeo to double temperance, it's infinite money

[open kindle]

It’s good for you, why do you use a voice changer if it makes you sound like a minion?

[half whale]

GAYlatro
POLYchrome
BImbo
death
TRANSman

[thin pilot]

bro wjat

[limber moth]

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[wanton monolith]

"Death"

[open kindle]

Bimbo jimbo when?

[undone oxide]

acctually

[open kindle]

Jimbos huge knockers mod does not count

[undone oxide]

gift wrap can be good for blueprint + perkeo

free moners

[pure lark]

Idk why you think it sounds like a minion. But that just be my voice. Robot

[thin pilot]

tf is that

[pure lark]

And fair enough

[half whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[pure lark]

I’ve never eaten sawdust

[half whale]

why is it so high quality

[open kindle]

Get a better voice box, upgrade, become miku miku

[half whale]

I have a vivid mental image

[thin pilot]

tspmo

[limber moth]

Voice box?? Fnaf Freddy??

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/colleen-ballinger-miranda-sings-twitter-youtube-youtube-drama-gif-2126882151781290761

[open kindle]

Nah the guy from Robots

[pure lark]

I could never be as good as Miku

[tranquil comet]

Har har ha har

[narrow niche]

Will we ever see Balatro on mobile with mods.

[half whale]

we already have

[forest finch]

Smash

[red hamlet]

already have, #⚙・modding-general

[narrow niche]

Howwwww

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-gif-25538262

[open kindle]

Then perish.

[limber moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225086597951918091/1353134743499309146/trim.09B518CF-268B-4A88-9ADA-9739CC82EDA0.gif

[thin pilot]

[pure lark]

[red hamlet]

less rizzing up shawties and more hopping on league

[lapis latch]

i want to die

[limber moth]

Yes you could think about it miku isn't good

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-memes2022funny-meme-face-punch-gif-25436787

[forest finch]

[pure lark]

How dare.

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-beat-up-pogger-gif-22865694

[limber moth]

How dare speak facts??

[pure lark]

You insult the queen

[open kindle]

It’s a mod that gives every joker big boobs, in a funny way not a zerkin it way

[half whale]

I saw that one mf say smash

[forest finch]

MORE

[half whale]

aw

[limber moth]

I insult a virtual thing that goes "pom pee palm" while holding a leek

[pure lark]

I think you just be hating to hate

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-punch-cat-punch-funny-meme-gif-26760863

[limber moth]

Yeah that's what I do

[thin pilot]

sahi

shi

[forest finch]

Ok let's stop now...

[limber moth]

I have hater in my name

[pure lark]

Indeed you do. I respect the hustle

[wanton monolith]

[limber moth]

Don't say that I need to hate you silly

You little silly billy

[pure lark]

What

[red hamlet]

how about we exchange packets

[limber moth]

What's a packet

[open kindle]

This guy has no joy in his heart

[limber moth]

I do it just only comes out when I'm using the bathroom

[wanton monolith]

Bro may be onto something

[limber moth]

That's the only time I'm happy

Toilet time

[forest finch]

He lacks whimsy

[open kindle]

Viagra jelly

[wanton monolith]

You mean genie?

[open kindle]

I think

[pure lark]

A small fragment of data that allows for more efficient transfer over a network

[limber moth]

Sure whatever

[limber moth]

Cool

[red hamlet]

it's hwo robots make out

[limber moth]

I see I see

[pure lark]

What

[red hamlet]

Huh?

[limber moth]

Well you two have fun then

[willow kite]

quick question: does midas mask effect debuffed cards?

[limber moth]

No

[pure lark]

No

[open kindle]

Nothing does

[willow kite]

thanks

[open kindle]

That’s the point

[wanton monolith]

I would say yes, as far as I know DNA copies debuffed cards so I don't see why Midas couldnt work as well

[limber moth]

It don't

[wanton monolith]

Good to know ty

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-takagi-san-karakei-jouzu-no-takagi-san-gif-18320443

[pure lark]

I don’t even know anymore

[wanton monolith]

Shitposting atp

[limber moth]

Let's talk about eggs

How do y'all like your eggs

[pure lark]

They’re good. I like putting them in my ramen. I’ll cook em sunny side up and put ‘em on top of my Buldak spicy ramen

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-segs-general-again-discord-gif-20095759

[wanton monolith]

raw

[limber moth]

I've never tried eggs on ramen does it go good with spicy ramen

[ancient harness]

Opinion?

[wanton monolith]

Do you like eggs with or without shell?

[limber moth]

Boy link is hotter

[ancient harness]

Nono. That’s Zelda

[wanton monolith]

Zelda is aleady a girl lol

[limber moth]

In links clothes? Who's already a girl?

[ancient harness]

Na. That’s impossible

[pure lark]

Yeah, actually. It’s really good. There’s probably better ways to mix eggs into your ramen, but I’m not good enough at cooking to do so consistently

[limber moth]

Cool I'll try it out at some point

Don't have any noodles rn cus I'm broke as shit

[pure lark]

Damn, I feel that

[wanton monolith]

Are you a YouTuber or something? because you have personalized stickers and stuff

[limber moth]

I usually buy spicy beef flavor and put siracha and jalapenos on it

[pure lark]

No, I just have Artist friends who make art of me and I turned em into emotes and stickers

[forest finch]

My mom just cracks an egg right on the pot, then mixes it up. The ramen will have little egg bits

[pure lark]

With permission

[wanton monolith]

That is so cool

[limber moth]

That sounds good I don't really like whole eggs

[forest finch]

Same

[pure lark]

Tbh, that’s how I used to do em, but I just prefer sunny side up eggs :3

[limber moth]

I use to have an artist friend and she drew me pregnant

[pure lark]

That’s a badge of honor, wear it proud

[ancient harness]

🐝

[limber moth]

I LOVE BEES

[ancient harness]

A bee sting is just them telling you that they love you

[ancient harness]

Good

[limber moth]

And they literally die to tell you that

[ancient harness]

Exactly

[paper blade]

I do bee loving bees

[pure lark]

I also just kinda became a mascot in a discord server im in, so the stickers and emotes that arnt art, are just ones that they did. So I just use em

[pure lark]

Bees are goated

Love bees

[ancient harness]

🐝 > wasp

[pure lark]

Wasps are nowhere near the peakness of bees

[paper blade]

Fuck wasps

[pure lark]

All my homies hate wasps

[wanton monolith]

I dont like the bee movie ✖
I have a bad taste in movies ✔

[pure lark]

[limber moth]

Wasps stung me all the time as a kid so I hate them

[ancient harness]

😀

[pure lark]

They’re full of nothing but hate

[limber moth]

Idk what I did to deserve it I got stung like 20 separate times

[ancient harness]

Wasps are just angry by nature

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/hornet-baller-gif-14029524177706980174

[ancient harness]

Bees. Are only angry if you do something

[pure lark]

One somehow stung me in the bottom of my foot. Idek how it did it. Couldn’t walk for a bit

[wanton monolith]

What about her?

[limber moth]

In hindsight I did throw a rock at like one or two nests so I was asking for it but the rest of the time I was doing nothing but minding my business

[dry prawn]

Where was this when I needed it before I lost my last run-

[pure lark]

She jiggy wit it. She’s cool

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-bees-dog-shimmerdoodles-gif-15619009883420285216

[limber moth]

my dog likes to bite at bees she's stupid

[pure lark]

Rip

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-beethemovie-thebee-boxing-bee-stinglikeabee-gif-20203401

They’re training

[forest finch]

It makes me think of how red ants are aggressive, 3 seconds on contact of you body theyll bite, unlike black ants, even if they stayed for 1 minute roaming your body, they never bite

[limber moth]

I use to kill red ants for fun

[ancient harness]

Mint

[limber moth]

I asked for it when they bit me

[wanton monolith]

life goals right there

[ancient harness]

I’d just add some mint to water gun and spray ants

[forest finch]

I always kill them when i see one

[ancient harness]

Fun times

Or I’d also try to do “ant fighting”

[wanton monolith]

What does that do

[forest finch]

I pour alcohol on the ants 😀

[ancient harness]

They don’t like mint or certain kinds of it.

Never understood why. Never thought of it

[ancient harness]

Hmmm

Salt?

What about that

[limber moth]

Back at my daycare we would go to a playground with like 3 different sandpits so we'd dig a hole and then find ants from random hills and make them fight to the death for our entertainment, one time we had a big bad ass black ant he had another ant's head stuck on his leg

[forest finch]

Idk

[ancient harness]

YES

[forest finch]

Damn

[wanton monolith]

Dayum yall crazy

[forest finch]

What a sight to remember

[ancient harness]

at mine we had a “bug fighting pit”. Any insects we found we would make fight

[limber moth]

Lmaooo

[ancient harness]

Ants. Spiders. Caterpillars

All would fight to the death

Fun fact. 3 ants can occasionally kill a spider

[wanton monolith]

What if they didnt fight and just chill?

[forest finch]

We only did spiders, we would place them on a barbecue stick to brawl

[ancient harness]

We poured water on them

Then they usually started to fight

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-2881577801438605193

[ancient harness]

Ooh. Interesting

[limber moth]

We'd also play this game called traffick jam where we'd fill up the swing set and everyone would swing as hard as they could while someone ran between us to the other side of the swing set. We had to stop after a kid got a concussion

[ancient harness]

At mine. It was literally a 8” hole right next to a tree. It was about 2 feet wide

[red hamlet]

gay ahh build

also please but the swash before the card

[wanton monolith]

Fr

[forest finch]

Yeah, sometimes though they dont fight or the other spider would try to run away using webs

[forest finch]

Thats so cool

[limber moth]

Our hole had a little dirt pedestal in the middle where we'd place our winner

[ancient harness]

That’s why we made a pit So even if they climbed up. We could push em back in

[limber moth]

They'd never stay on it but it was cool

[forest finch]

Fucking awesome

[ancient harness]

We first used a table. Then went to a cardboard box

[limber moth]

Exactly exactly

[ancient harness]

But then finally decided on “THE PIT”

[limber moth]

Man good times making things murder each other for fun

[strong rose]

i did

lol

[ancient harness]

Sadly though. On our second year back. I do believe it got “shut down” as the tree had started to rot

And there was concern of it falling

[limber moth]

We had to stop because a teacher found out and told our parents

[forest finch]

Yeah cant risk that

[ancient harness]

Basically. We were told by the teachers. To “stop making bugs fight”

[wanton monolith]

amateurs, I never stopped 😼

[forest finch]

Our parents never minded it, because they also did it back when they were kids LMAO

[limber moth]

We didn't get in trouble because our parents were like "so what they're ants" but we had to stop yeah

[limber moth]

EXACTLY LOL

[ancient harness]

Yah well. Idk. Summer camp counselors be like that

[limber moth]

This wasn't summer camp for me this was after school I did this shit every week day

[ancient harness]

Oh

[limber moth]

Shit was like ancient rome

[ancient harness]

For me it was 5 years ago during the summer. It was a day summer camp.

Basically. Dropped off at 8am. Picked up at 5pm

[red hamlet]

wat teh dog doin

[forest finch]

Did anyone's school also had beyblades popular? one of my classmates even brought a whole ass arena XD(the guy was also rich tho)

[grand sand]

I noticed that spectral packs have more soul drops than tarot packs. Is that so, or am I just unlucky in the tarot packs?

[limber moth]

Mine was kind of a spot for underprivileged kids to go after school because our parents still had to work and couldn't pick us up, but it was fun

[ancient harness]

In elementary school during my 4-5th grade. Yes. I had made it popular when I started brining in my bayblade arena

[limber moth]

Yeah one of my buddies had a beyblade arena and I had a few in my collection

[ancient harness]

It was one of those 10$ plastic arenas

It still

Kids thought it was cool

[strong rose]

sweet

[limber moth]

Remember those tall ass beyblades that always fell down after like one hit

[forest finch]

My friends would come over and do the beyblade fights on the bathtub lol

[ancient harness]

One kid even had one of the “special” ones of the time that could have like extendo arms (little nubs) or something that as it spun they would pop out

[forest finch]

Or sink

[limber moth]

My school was also really into YuGiOh I still have my cards

[ancient harness]

I did this stuff at morning care at school

It was so fun

[ancient harness]

Ah. Mine was into Pokémon cards

I was the 8th biggest collector…. (No where near close to top)

The top guy had a few hundred dollars of cards at the time

Keep in mind we all were like 8-10

[limber moth]

We had pokemon cards too but we'd draw on ours and rename them Dankemon and our parents got really mad

[ancient harness]

😬

https://tenor.com/view/manic-gif-7650871294461625770

[limber moth]

But we took yugioh serious as hell we had rules posted in our hangout spot

[ancient harness]

Real question is. Any of you played this?

[limber moth]

Yes

Battle cats was fun

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[ancient harness]

Real

I sadly lost that save I had on my iPad

As I broke the iPad before I could transfer it

But hey. At least I was f2p. I think

[limber moth]

We only started playing it when we were like 11 or 12, I grew up poor and with other poor kids so we had Nintendo DS up until like 2016

[forest finch]

I still have one beyblade, the others got lost or smth
My friend painted over it

[ancient harness]

Oh. I was a kid who would sneak the family iPad out of the house to school. And use it at morning care

[kindred igloo]

can i have it

[limber moth]

So we'd play those free mii games on them and run around to get our tokens on them

[ancient harness]

Nice

[forest finch]

No definitely not

[limber moth]

My friend use to bring his mom's old phone and we'd watch YouTube

[ancient harness]

I did the same. I even brought in my Wii U one time. Wires and all

[kindred igloo]

i hope it breaks

[limber moth]

Nice nice

[forest finch]

I hope you break

[ancient harness]

They had a tv there )usually for old cartoons) but I convinced one of the proctors to let me use it

[limber moth]

I use to have a cool one called Pegasus and everyone wanted it I felt awesome

[ancient harness]

And we played some Mario cart

[ancient harness]

Lucky

Just like the cartoon

[limber moth]

We only had a little color TV with the fat backs that played VHSs and we'd only watch shark boy and lava girl

Like it was all we ever wanted to watch

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/beyblade-ginga-gingka-inazuma-gif-25410873

[kindred igloo]

is this a sequel idk about

[forest finch]

Mine is literally built over spare parts, all of the parts are from different beyblades

[limber moth]

Really? I never got into the cartoon I just had them cus everyone else did

[ancient harness]

We had a Giant color box tv. I’m telling you it was this like. 3ft by 2 ft by 3 ft tv

It had its own wheel cart

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-bill-nye-the-science-guy-bill-nye-tv-bill-nye-cart-gif-27537170

Kinda like this

[limber moth]

Oh yeah one of them

We didn't have a cart we just had a big empty room of chairs and a single TV on top of 2 boxes of VHS tapes

[ancient harness]

It wasn’t the best quality. Prob 480p but it worked

[ancient harness]

Dang

Even that tv they had had a cd player

No vhs

[limber moth]

We had an Xbox at home that's how we played our CDs

[graceful charm]

Heya im new here wooo

[limber moth]

Hi

[ancient harness]

Honestly enough the only time I’ve seen a true vhs player was at my paps

[limber moth]

We also had one at my grandma's and the only VHS we'd watch there was the Simpsons movie

[forest finch]

I never got to play on xbox or wii's (stuff like that) prob because i live an a 3rd world country

[ancient harness]

Oh

As I was growing up I had 3 main things for “gaming”. Though I was heavily restricted on time usage

[limber moth]

Dang, I was lucky enough my mom got me a Nintendo DSand a Xbox 360

[ancient harness]

Xbox360. WiiU and the family iMac

[limber moth]

My mom let me play up until 7PM and if I ever lost my games I had to do a chore to get them back

[ancient harness]

I got at most an hour in total to play video games until. I think it was 3rd grade. When my dad upped it to 1hr 30mins 😭

Then each year I got about 15 or so more mins

[limber moth]

Lol yeah I was lucky my mom just let me do whatever by myself

[ancient harness]

I was the electronic addicted kid

Where I could’ve gone HOURS without even knowing it

[limber moth]

I only got like that when I turned like 13 I liked to spend time outside

[ancient harness]

I never really like to be outside. I was an introvert. And I enjoyed puzzles. Brain games. Board games

Favorit board game is RISK. Best strategy game is STRATEGO

[limber moth]

I liked to build forts and eat ants to see if they tasted like lemon drops yk normal kid stuff

[ancient harness]

Eating ants 🤢

[limber moth]

Yeah I was that kid that would eat anything for money

Made solid money

[ancient harness]

Hey. Money was the golden currency

[limber moth]

One time I ate some cleaner I didn't know was a chemical and had to go to the hospital lmao

[forest finch]

My parents used to own a computer cafe and i would always play roblox there. But the older kids always like bullying me, they would even pick out some of the buttons on the keyboard and fucking throw it or hide it away, they never gave it back. My mom would always complain to the parents, but they NEVER disciplined those dickheads. In-fact, one of those kids literally gave the middle finger to his dad, infront of his other friends! And yknow what the dad did? Nothing. He just stood there

I hope they die a horrible death. They made my childhood depressing.

Is this what they call trauma dumping?

[limber moth]

No cus that's relatable

I think trauma dumping is only called that if it kills chat

[forest finch]

I don't think i will ever forgive them.

[limber moth]

I got bullied as a kid too, I was really small up until like 9th grade so I'd get thrown into garbage cans and all that, but I never really let it get to me, I guess I kind of realized that kids are just kids and there wasn't much I could do

[forest finch]

And i like to think im an open minded-chill person. But everytime i think of them.. it makes my blood boil

[limber moth]

Also it stopped in grade 6 when I had enough and hit a kid in the head with a chair and knocked him unconscious

[forest finch]

And i hate the parents of those kids that never disciplined them🙁

[limber moth]

Yeah I felt that way too but there's not much you can do about it, see who's laughing when their lives are fucked up and you're doing fine

[ancient harness]

Yes

[forest finch]

Ig you have a better mindset or smth, but i never let it go..

[limber moth]

Just keep ya head up

[limber moth]

Its the way I was raised my mom understood that life is a struggle and made sure I was prepared to brace myself for that

[forest finch]

I honestly wish i would have the courage to have done that. But i always hesitated

Surprise-surprise, i was a crybaby and never liked hurting others

[limber moth]

Yeah I can understand that. I was never really scared of the consequences because like I said I grew up poor so I had to fight a lot when I was a kid, it's how I learnt to deal with my problems

[forest finch]

Hmm, i was always afraid of my mom so i never did something reckless

[limber moth]

Better a crybaby than a jerk who spazzes when they get a little mad man yknow what I'm saying

[forest finch]

Thanks

[limber moth]

We all different nothing wrong with being afraid of confrontation, most humans are

Fighting is something you want to avoid anyway it doesn't help anyone

[forest finch]

Now im kinda just chill? Like it is what it is. But somehow, i will never get over it

[limber moth]

That's how shit goes sometimes, I got stuff I'll never get over too, but that doesn't mean there won't be anything good in the future

Life's all about the ups and downs

[forest finch]

Yeah gotta move on to the present

[limber moth]

Exactly, nothing else to it

They the ones who had a problem not you

[tranquil comet]

Balatro has left the chat

[limber moth]

People got game chat to use

[forest finch]

Then go to #🕹・game-discussion

Smh

[tranquil comet]

Oke oke sorry

[limber moth]

No problem

[forest finch]

My blood is still boiling the whole time this conversation talking about it

[paper blade]

🦨

Idk

[forest finch]

Idk

[limber moth]

Idk

[forest finch]

Oh it took me a few secs to get it lmao

[past root]

You will btw, because it just won't be important to you at some point

[limber moth]

Prolly

[past root]

Kids are shitty and so shitty things. Some of the best people I know were bullies as a kid but developed empathy later

[forest finch]

I really dont think so.. my perspective is that they were the villains in my childhood and ill never forget or forgive them

[forest finch]

The kids were like 3-4 years older than me, i was like 10

[past root]

13-14 is prime shitty kid years, my brother and I used to beat the actual dogshit out of each other for no good reason

[limber moth]

Yeah whenever I was 13 I ran away multiple times and I'd just kick the shit out of people. People at that age are jerks thats kind of just how it is

[forest finch]

Wait gonna drop a lil more lore

[red hamlet]

Weird balatro runs yall having

[forest finch]

There was a kid in my neighborhood who was the same age as me, do you know what he could do but i couldn't? Smoke! That Mf ws literally smoking at 11, and he was good at it too! He could do the smoke tricks like making a circle shaped smoke

[ancient harness]

What

[limber moth]

I started smoking dope when I was 12

[echo violet]

hi

[limber moth]

Hello

[forest finch]

The kids who were like 15-16 at the time would always let him smoke with them

[paper blade]

Kvvxjxbwvhvwjbxwhevwjbekuxyndbehexvy

How is it being burnt

[languid quest]

Me attempting to pronunc worsehsecherxcher saushe

[languid quest]

It's cool,

[limber moth]

I never hung out with anyone older than me I was chill like that

[paper blade]

Fair

[languid quest]

Why do you speak like this

[limber moth]

Why not

[languid quest]

And why do you think that smoking is cool 🥀 🥀 💔

[forest finch]

Because i can't really think of anything else to say

[zenith owl]

Balatro is a card game?

[languid quest]

You're gonna become Walter white

[languid quest]

No it's a poker game

[paper blade]

HUH???????

[forest finch]

I never fucking smoked, and i did not say it was cool

[zenith owl]

So i can bet?

[paper blade]

2 jokers in the chat

Oh my days

[trim sphinx]

Because it is

[limber moth]

No it's not

[languid quest]

Ok Walter white

You're gonna become a meth empire

Because you smoke

Yes

[trim sphinx]

Walter white doesn't smoke meth

He makes it

[languid quest]

Jesse

[trim sphinx]

Amateur....

[limber moth]

He smoked a cigarette one time

[zenith owl]

That's alot of money I will take it

[limber moth]

And also a cigar

[red hamlet]

Didn't know they put Walter in balatro

[languid quest]

I will to

[languid quest]

Walatro Hartwell Joker

[zenith owl]

Give me 500$

[languid quest]

Ok sure

[zenith owl]

Thx

[languid quest]

(Gives)

[zenith owl]

It's fake

[trim sphinx]

No way the guy with always high in his user doesn't like smoking....

[zenith owl]

Probably just trolling

I am not actually the burglar joker tho

Get it?

[languid quest]

I smoke meth not cigarettes that's how you get lung cancer

[limber moth]

I'm constantly high too and I don't think smoking is cool

[trim sphinx]

Don't lie to me

[languid quest]

I am the real Burnt Joker

[trim sphinx]

What if im constantly high and think smoking is cool?

[languid quest]

You die

[solemn elm]

then thats fine

[trim sphinx]

Yeah and so will you

[solemn elm]

but the other person doesnt

[languid quest]

Yeah I will

We will all die

[solemn elm]

also theres more than one way of getting high

[trim sphinx]

Mind: blown

[languid quest]

Mushroom

Mario

[spring ocean]

never have I been in more pain on a run than this.

[limber moth]

Ok shaggy

[languid quest]

I don't understand

[trim sphinx]

1 hand left

[thorny niche]

that bloodstone is never hitting

[languid quest]

Ah

[zenith owl]

I won't die in prison

[trim sphinx]

Rip💔

[past root]

I third this opinion

[zenith owl]

I will get out one day

[languid quest]

I'll bail you

How much

[zenith owl]

699$

[limber moth]

Huzzah

[spring ocean]

I dont got the last heart I need to get me to 40k, so Im just sitting here staring wondering what couldve been

[languid quest]

(Bails you out cutely)

[zenith owl]

You bailed me in other methods?

[languid quest]

No I paid the700 dolars

No I paid the700 dolars

I'm rich

[zenith owl]

Hmmm

[languid quest]

I have a shit ton of econ

[thorny niche]

player luck exists, i got a triboulet from a purple stake run on checkered deck at the final stake

[past root]

🪣 🌊

[solemn elm]

player luck doesnt exist <3

[spring ocean]

CHAT. THE LUCKY TEN HIT WHEN I NEEDED IT MOST!

[zenith owl]

Oh damn

[limber moth]

Ok shaggy

[languid quest]

OH MY SHIT

[zenith owl]

Delicious

[spring ocean]

THE CHOSEN RUN!

[thorny niche]

I TOLD YOU PLAYER LUCK DOES EXIST

[languid quest]

Shaggy

I summon

[limber moth]

Buzz buzz buzz

[languid quest]

Triboulet perkeo photo chad lucky cat hack oops all 6s all negative

I'm currently Baling the Latro for Jimbkraine

[spring ocean]

okay maybe not chosen run I got gros michel, the joker that adds chips for straights, and to do list

very underwhelming

[thorny niche]

nice negative tags btw

[zenith owl]

I am expert in french

[languid quest]

Shaggy

[brave saddle]

I CAST PERISHABLE BLUEPRINT

[languid quest]

When you win tell ke the seed ok

[thorny niche]

negative blueprint

[spring ocean]

bet bet

[zenith owl]

Fuck the blueprint

[thorny niche]

i dare you

[languid quest]

Ok and I will tel you where the good shit is at

Cuz I have a little surprise tool

[past root]

Ah yes the mystery mousketool

[languid quest]

Every day I hear mickey mouse clubhouse

It's so fucking annoying

Can you see the three sheep

BAAAAA

BAAQQQQ

BAAAAAAAA

[past root]

Brother I'm the second oldest of 7

[languid quest]

I'm the middle of 5

[limber moth]

I'm gonna pour siracha in my eyes

[past root]

This Mickey mouse shit ain't no game

[languid quest]

Did you get superposition

[past root]

Paw patrol too

[limber moth]

No I don't play balatro

[languid quest]

How can you hate superposition

And play it now

[limber moth]

What

[languid quest]

Play balatro

[past root]

Higher than we thought

[languid quest]

Now

[limber moth]

No

[languid quest]

Why

[limber moth]

Because all my jokers are stuck as thug shakers

[languid quest]

Skill issue

[trim sphinx]

So like do people ship the jokers together or is the fandom normal

[limber moth]

No the fandom is not normal

Take a look in fan art some time

[forest finch]

We marry the jokers

[limber moth]

I'm Jimbo's wife

[zenith owl]

Oh god

It's so big

[trim sphinx]

Whos jimbo...

[zenith owl]

The price tag

[languid quest]

The joker

[past root]

Get ready for the fanart buddy

[trim sphinx]

Like all of them....

[ancient harness]

Wtf. Where can I find the uncensored version

[languid quest]

Youtube shorts

[zenith owl]

Jimbo is the true form of all jokers

[ancient harness]

Link?

[limber moth]

Yungy

[languid quest]

Ok

[zenith owl]

All other jokers are just different manifestations of himself

[ancient harness]

Jimbo is the joker

[languid quest]

Freaky ass

[limber moth]

YUNGY

[zenith owl]

True he is the godfather

He created all of the jokers

[languid quest]

He birthed us

Burglar

[ancient harness]

There isn’t anything even bad about it

[limber moth]

Does that make me your mom

Since I'm his wife

[zenith owl]

No

[languid quest]

What joker were you before burglar

[limber moth]

I see

[forest finch]

Personally, i like a whole buffon pack on me

[past root]

That would mean I'm doin ur mom

[zenith owl]

I was brainstorm

[languid quest]

Still emoji porn, and like little kids are making this 🥀 💔 💔

[limber moth]

Doin your mom do doin your mom

[ancient harness]

Me when r34 balatro goes CRAZY

[zenith owl]

Bro wtf

[languid quest]

BAN

[languid quest]

Did you not see what I sent

[limber moth]

It does

Honestly

[languid quest]

Bri

Get the fudk out

Now

[buoyant orbit]

Hiya

[ancient harness]

The Yuri is PeAK

[languid quest]

Hey what's up bro

[zenith owl]

Yall are weird who the fuck makes porn out of a card game

[buoyant orbit]

[limber moth]

Hiiiyyaaaaaa

[forest finch]

Obviously us

[ancient harness]

Hey. I’m just someone who enjoys culture

[limber moth]

Lmfao

[forest finch]

This is peak

[languid quest]

No you enjoy porn of cards

[reef swallow]

could we maybe calm down a bit?

[languid quest]

Yes, Moderator

[limber moth]

Ok but only if you kiss my booboo better first

[languid quest]

What

[limber moth]

I scraped my knee

[ancient harness]

? No I enjoy culture

[languid quest]

💔 💔 💔 🥀 🥀

[zenith owl]

Hey header where are you heading?

[trim sphinx]

I fear i started this with my question

[limber moth]

No you didn't

[trim sphinx]

Yes i did

[limber moth]

You're not that relevant bro pipe down

[past root]

Brother we're fucking the cards either way

[trim sphinx]

Hmm well i brought up ships

[languid quest]

Kaylo not everything is about you

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[trim sphinx]

This one thing is

[zenith owl]

I am the burglar tho

[languid quest]

I am too bro

[zenith owl]

I am famous

[limber moth]

Brother I didn't even remember you were a person

[ancient harness]

Eh idk about that

[languid quest]

But I'm saying that balatro porn is bad

[ancient harness]

They’d rip

[trim sphinx]

Paper cut

[opal fog]

all are peak

[ancient harness]

Nono. Only the yoai stuff is

[mossy leaf]

have you SEEN blue eyes white dragon? how could you not???

[paper blade]

I..........

[languid quest]

........

[trim sphinx]

I don't expect you to

[languid quest]

Maggy

Grt

The FUCK

Out of nere

Right now

Okay?

[limber moth]

Good

[forest finch]

Wym thats the best

[past root]

Jacks Knight 😫

[languid quest]

Thanks

[red hamlet]

I love that a moderator told y'all to calm down
and y'all are still going on

[ancient harness]

Ew

[mossy leaf]

emphasis on the jacks

[languid quest]

I'm leaving

[red hamlet]

Really pushing those limits

[limber moth]

Y'all know I be barking for zenith cyber dragon

[paper blade]

Me too

[zenith owl]

You are the one who threw lesbian at me before?

[trim sphinx]

They stopped talking about the bad thing though

[languid quest]

Stop talking about pornlatro

[limber moth]

I'm not

[forest finch]

Wait who??? I seriously dont know who the mods are yet lol

[limber moth]

I'm talking about cyber dragons

[mossy leaf]

down badlatro

[languid quest]

Header

Green role

[forest finch]

What a homophobic

[zenith owl]

Where was he heading

[languid quest]

Bro

[zenith owl]

More like cardphobic

[ancient harness]

Why do people always say that

[languid quest]

Header can you please do something about this

Thanks

Burnt joker

[limber moth]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[ancient harness]

I don’t care if someone’s gay. I just don’t watch gay pron

[forest finch]

Damns thats hot

[languid quest]

STOP IT 😭 😭 😭

[ancient harness]

YEEEESSSSS

[limber moth]

Same thing as what happened on the reddit

[trim sphinx]

How is a girls body considered sexual

[languid quest]

PLEASE STOP 🥀 🥀 🥀

[red hamlet]

This message has been deleted is gonna go so hard

[languid quest]

This isn't xbox vro

[languid quest]

Thanks you

[zenith owl]

I am more concerned on why would you bring up such subject

[ancient harness]

It only makes me stronger

[languid quest]

HEADER

DONT LEAVE ME HERE

[limber moth]

Header can I have head

[paper blade]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[forest finch]

Too late, i got too comfortable here

[midnight plover]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-hello-chat-doom-eternal-gif-22638125

[flint copper]

Misogyny???

[ancient harness]

Depends

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-michael-don't-leave-me-here-madebyruisu-fnaf-memes-fnaf-sb-gif-8051002428397231217

[zenith owl]

Well

[echo violet]

what the fuck is going on

[languid quest]

HURRY LEAVE

[limber moth]

GRAHAHHHHHH

[languid quest]

EVERYONE LSAVE

NOW

[forest finch]

Cant blame ya, like its in the name

[limber moth]

EVIL ASS BALATRO SEX

[paper blade]

GET OUT FOR YOURE SAFETY

[zenith owl]

Idk how people turned a chat about balatro into a cancerous sex chat

[echo violet]

seek help

[languid quest]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[limber moth]

aw shucks

[ancient harness]

Bro. Why

[paper blade]

THANK YOU

[zenith owl]

Because you guys need mental help