🎙・server-chat

[analog berry]

update

WHAT IS THIS LUCK

[inland osprey]

Where you get this

[tight epoch]

Lucky cat gave me my first gold stake win

Gotta love lucky cat

[rugged spire]

is double baron

even worth keeping

[red hamlet]

it's basically a blueprint

but stuck to baron

[uncut wind]

guys any tips on starting baron runs

[rugged spire]

@uncut wind mime

baron

bp

red seal steel ig

[glad plover]

For an actual good Baron run its gonna be hard but i think Mime Baron and a bunch of blueprint and brainstorm maybe some gold cards for Mime to make money then you are good ig

Keep some gold cards and make the other steel red seal

[finite shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[prime jay]

make as much money early as possible, gold cards

not that im the expert

[finite shadow]

No you’re right

[prime jay]

but its useful for most runs

[finite shadow]

Also red seals

Baron not too good on its own unless kings have seals

[prime jay]

me when i find a red seal ace (surely i will get 13 strengths)

[finite shadow]

Me grabbing a red seal 6

[prime jay]

*12

[red hamlet]

red seal 12?

[finite shadow]

Noaur

12 strengths from ace to king

Mf skimmed the convo crazy

[red hamlet]

no

i'm making a joke

[finite shadow]

Oh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309390802593779783/1338963199285788723/mffla.gif

[inland osprey]

@quartz island

[icy grove]

Was doing achievement hunting on my alt profile and just pulled this out of nowhere 0_0

[agile pawn]

thank you showman

[shy heart]

im fucking loaded on rupbies

[maiden forum]

i still have not run out of double tags

[shy heart]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408

[little citrus]

misprint deck my beloved

[daring dagger]

Mod invasion

(Cryptid my beloved)

Jokers created or affected by tags shouldn't have stickers, change my mind

[agile pawn]

yes

[cold dome]

25% of the time, it works every time!

[zinc wing]

I mean, no overstock, think this is the best shop i've ever seen

[analog berry]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[strong rose]

that is fire

no perishables as well

[zinc wing]

Yeah nothing, no eternal no perishable, completely natural landing brainstorm and blueprint, in one shop, mad

[strong rose]

🔥🔥

[analog berry]

should i get rid of arrowhead?

[lime raven]

doesn't soul give legendaries?

[analog berry]

yah

[lime raven]

that has to be good, right?

[shy heart]

lmao i wasnt even trying ||featuring awesome lesbian couple||

[analog berry]

yes, but arrowhead gives 600+ chips per turn which is why inm a bit on the fence

[lime raven]

true, ig go with arrowhead, more reliable

soul can be really good at times tho

[analog berry]

true

i think ill just risk it

why not lol

LETS GO

i think treb wouldve been better but yk

[candid trail]

I got absolutely cooked 😭

[faint kernel]

this was about to be my first gold stake

https://tenor.com/view/jake-crying-gif-15896901980625544793

[proper lion]

hi my game is constantly crashing after like 5 minutes of play. help ):

[candid trail]

this was a comeback

[hollow solstice]

hey i wanna know where the cookie run cards are

[inland osprey]

Huh

[hollow solstice]

theres a mod for that

[inland osprey]

Oh

#⚙・modding-general

[short seal]

yo chat, this is shockingly good

[plucky flame]

Ol’ reliable helped me beat blue stakes lmao

[true flax]

wait since when did splash become a common

[analog berry]

its always been one i think

[true flax]

wasnt it an uncommon?

[languid quest]

I'm balintring it

[languid quest]

It was always common

[languid quest]

Bro is playing Balarox

[cold dome]

i tried it, it's terrible but in a really funny way

[short seal]

dont blame me, its funny to play the shitty version rather than th egood one everyonce in a while

[languid quest]

It's fun, not dissing you

[finite shadow]

Shockingly?

[glad plover]

5 bloodstone is obviously and extremely good

[cold dome]

does balatrox change bloodstone at all?

[glad plover]

No

[short seal]

only when they hit LOL, i died right after ONE card didnt hit blodstone

[cold dome]

nice

[glad plover]

😭

[analog berry]

found you

[true flax]

balala

[glad plover]

There is no Oops all sixes in balarox right

[finite shadow]

Bruh check for lack of oops

Bloodstone pointless without an oops

[languid quest]

Burnt is best joker

[analog berry]

yes

[finite shadow]

My mf goats

Obelisk best joker in the game idgaf

[short seal]

chat, i just baught balatro on pc

i dont have to play on Xbox anymore

yessssss

[finite shadow]

Ayo

Free

[finite shadow]

Bought

Boughlatro

Technically, pronounced the same

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cat-cube-gif-26124572

[silver lynx]

This was almost the fail of the century

[tribal topaz]

11000

[modern nova]

I had mental pain watching this

[timid geyser]

ggs

[timid geyser]

what the hell are you listening to 🤣

[hallow trout]

finally I'm done with black deck

worst fucking deck I've ever played

[timid geyser]

same

[hallow trout]

I didnt count but I'm sure it took me atleast 30 tries

[timid geyser]

lmaoo took me similar amount

[hallow trout]

8 cards instead of 9 is horrifying

especially early game

had a pretty good setup going on

got lucky for once in my life

[timid geyser]

its not hand size that it reduces, its hand right

on black

[finite shadow]

Yeah. It’s one less hand

What is bro whafflin about

[vestal nacelle]

literally the only thing that could've made this shop better is if they were both nat negative

(or one of them were but that's besides the point)

[finite shadow]

Wrong. Only thing that would make the shop better is 2 obelisks

[vestal nacelle]

counterargument: you have your cs-go profile in your discord bio

[rancid mica]

😭

[timid geyser]

hes joking bruh 😂

[vestal nacelle]

that isn't at all relevant to this but why the fuck do you have your cs-go profile in your discord bio 😭

[vestal nacelle]

yes, I know lol

[timid geyser]

why make fun of him then

[finite shadow]

Counter argument: yeah and thousands of dollars in skins w a link to my trading stuff

It’s csgorep, rep for ppl that buy from or sell to me and whatnot

Plus lowkey haven’t launched that game in at least 6month

[lost kindle]

bird

[pure lark]

Chat, I’m having too much fun making my own Face cards.

It’s great

[vestal nacelle]

ngl, I might make my face cards and decks in general based on the fnf vs. impostor mod because my hyperfixation on that mod just won't go away

😭

[runic tundra]

i got lucky last night with your mom pussy

[hallow trout]

fuck I even do ?

[finite shadow]

Damn

Brutal

[finite shadow]

Lesbian couple back

[hoary kernel]

why john balatro

[low flint]

😦

[pure lark]

Heres some I made. One featuring Blahaj from IKEA, and one featuring me ^-^

I’ve made high contrast versions of them. Was hard, but it’s very fun

[vestal nacelle]

woaaa,,

I love ittt

blahaj my beloved

[pure lark]

Thank you ^-^

[pure lark]

Frfr I own 12

[strong rose]

pretty run

• Certificate (Holographic)
• Onyx Agate (Foil)
• Hanging Chad (Foil)
• Abstract Joker (+15 Mult, Holographic)
• Splash (Polychrome)

[pure lark]

You went Toilet mode

[strong rose]

just doing casual runs

[pure lark]

Flush deck

[strong rose]

thats correct

[low flint]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-feet-pepe-pepe-feet-pray-gif-13367702538580662263

[hardy zephyr]

I’m not too fond of face “cards”

[opaque shard]

I lost but thanks

I needed to play just ONE more glass card

[low flint]

Really good run though.

[hardy zephyr]

Clearly lost cause of credit card

[low flint]

Crazy amount of brainstorm.

[opaque shard]

True

[hardy zephyr]

Don’t pick up credit card it messes with your econ

[opaque shard]

I didn't even use it except for when I went against the ox

[hardy zephyr]

You’d have to be a fool to ever grab a credit card

[low flint]

Say that again?

[opaque shard]

Which was right before I lose

Lost

[hardy zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[opaque shard]

"I wish I had just one free reroll, my economy is a chaos"

[hardy zephyr]

“Man, my hand is too SHORT, I can’t play my straight properly… can this game CUT me a break?”

[low flint]

I somehow crashed Talisman's score limit I think.

[devout atlas]

I'm happy I've been pronouncing balatro correctly.

It's pronounced "be-you-tea-full"

I'm addicted plz help me

[low flint]

We're all in the same boat here.

[devout atlas]

I'm trying to get a balance of 400 dollarz

And i can't 😭

[opaque shard]

Ah yes the elusive satellite unlock

[devout atlas]

I've discarded a royal flush
Played 5 7C
Discarded 5 Jacks

But never got £400

[opaque shard]

The easiest way I can think of is to get rocket + bull and/or bootstraps

[devout atlas]

I'll do it for sure at some point

Idc if I lose the run

It's the money I want

[opaque shard]

Golden ticket + Midas Mask is also good

[devout atlas]

Ah yeah that's solid Icl

Maybe I need to pray to God more

Both outcomes rely on luck

[quaint halo]

Early ante rocket and copying mail-in rebate is how I got $400

[devout atlas]

Oh Lord God, please allow me to cherish the victory of 400 dollars.
Amen

Bless me with the double money tags

[devout atlas]

Rocket is amazing early game icl

[low flint]

Do you know a good amount about mods in this game?

[opaque shard]

Mail in rebate probably needs a nerf

[opaque shard]

Like mods to play?

[quaint halo]

I think a decent nerf would be blocking blueprint and brainstorm from copying it

[low flint]

About Talisman.

[opaque shard]

Nah sorry

[low flint]

lr

Alr

[opaque shard]

Wouldn't make much sense if the other econs are compatible

[devout atlas]

I don't think I'll ever mod balatro

[opaque shard]

I think nerfing the payout to $3 should do it

[devout atlas]

Maybe for aesthetics

[low flint]

I just use Talisman to get past Naneinf

[devout atlas]

Invincible for Hearts
The boys for spades
Solo leveling for clubs
And idk for diamond you pick

[low flint]

Diamond is Unbreakable.

[devout atlas]

Never seen that show

What's that about.

[low flint]

I don't know myself.

[devout atlas]

[quaint halo]

Diamond is unbreakable like JJBA?

[devout atlas]

Diamond can be Chess why not

But if it's a game then maybe God of War

I'd love to see more art work from balatro

[low flint]

Cyberpunk..?

I uhhh dont be like that.

Nobody do.

[devout atlas]

What kinda jjba community you hanging out with?

[long blaze]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[low flint]

That's what I'm wondering...

[long blaze]

?

because

[hasty phoenix]

yeah they are gone

[devout atlas]

Jjba is a cool show.

Nice one

[low flint]

Ty

[long blaze]

yay

[devout atlas]

I thought he was doing dark humour

Didn't know he was being deadass

[gleaming patrol]

thank god hes gone

[devout atlas]

Thank God fr

[lament hollow]

there’s officially balatro fanfictions in the wild

its torture to read

[low flint]

Huh...

[devout atlas]

What a joker.

[hasty phoenix]

like if he has been here for 6 months a bit of dark humor might slide but to be talking about cp on day 1 thats a ban

[low flint]

Cp is crazy though in general

[lament hollow]

my dumbass thought you were mentioning cyberpunk

[devout atlas]

It's cringe to say the least
And his bio said he makes family friendly content ...

[small drum]

batalto

[lament hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/rebecca-cyberpunk-thumbsup-gif-26846378

[hasty phoenix]

and your nickname is lusty

[lament hollow]

no

[devout atlas]

Cyberpunk is amazing TBF

[lament hollow]

my name is shitnado_9000!

[opaque shard]

🍌 Hey chat look at this banana

[low flint]

https://tenor.com/view/glowing-eyes-adam-smasher-cyberpunk-2077-robot-eyes-welcome-to-cyberpunk-world-gif-5524153925746968859

[small drum]

bertholdt

[gleaming patrol]

I stand by him lowkey

[hardy zephyr]

I’m gone for 5 minutes and someone gets banned

[devout atlas]

My name is Afy ibn hamoud Salim Mahmoud ibn Mohamad III

[hardy zephyr]

Who what and why

[gleaming patrol]

JK

[lament hollow]

big cyborg man says nice complient to lady before entering the elevator

[devout atlas]

Pretty small name TBF

[opaque shard]

I like to refer to Gros Michel as a cucumber sometimes cuz I think it's funny heehee

[low flint]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-rebecca-cyberpunk-adam-smasher-youre-ruining-our-moment-here-smash-gif-26854687

[devout atlas]

Same vibes.

[hardy zephyr]

Anyone?

[lament hollow]

its okay they’re just playing

[opaque shard]

Look at this photochad

[hardy zephyr]

;-;

[devout atlas]

Some dude said jjba anime fans were cp fans too
But best leave this subject in the abyss

[hardy zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-frank-horrigan-gif-13237660488323759286

[low flint]

"Aw honey, the kids are playing their legos." The Lore:

[tiny sandal]

This plays everytime I see photograph or chad

[devout atlas]

Look at this gigachad

[hardy zephyr]

MFW Sexualized Buff Men

[low flint]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-aight-imma-head-out-walking-vault-dweller-gif-23111081

[devout atlas]

Real gigachad.

[devout atlas]

Legit they're huge muscular beasts

[devout atlas]

Catch him! Hes off to play more balatro and get addicted again!

[past root]

The humble Johnny

[low flint]

Wait till bro sees Baki...

[hardy zephyr]

Out of all the Anime’s someone could have chosen to call the fanbase “pedos” that is the least accurate

[hasty phoenix]

lets get off this topics

[crimson forum]

How do I get erratic deck

[hardy zephyr]

Aight

[devout atlas]

Imagine a new legendary joker

The batman who laughs

And ERM...joker

[past root]

Win on orange stake

[crimson forum]

what deck do you recommend for that

[devout atlas]

Fair enough you make a solid point.

[past root]

Anaglyph or checkered is the easiest to get your first gold stake

[tiny sandal]

Checkered deck is always easiest

[devout atlas]

I always do heart and spade deck

[crimson forum]

How do I get checkered

I don’t think I have that one

[devout atlas]

Erratic deck can be good too

[devout atlas]

I believe you gotta beat a deck

[past root]

Win with black deck

[crimson forum]

I’m tryna unlock erratic

[crimson forum]

ok thanks

[hardy zephyr]

Made a new joker what should I call him?

(OC don’t steal)

[past root]

What a handsome fella

[devout atlas]

Too late stolen

[past root]

Surely nobody will femboyify him

[hardy zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-soldier-boy-jensen-ackles-the-boys-fuck-off-gif-26161710

Ughh

I’m so mad now

I’m gonna open Balatro

[devout atlas]

And thus began his crippling addiction...

[hardy zephyr]

Hopefully the Local_Thunk didn’t see this and steal my OC

[low flint]

Gambling make brain boo boo go by by

[devout atlas]

Imagine if balatro was actually a gambling game.

[low flint]

Imagine?

[hardy zephyr]

You gotta be fucking kidding

WHO SNITCHED

[devout atlas]

I told u

[low flint]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[flat nymph]

I got black seal on joker

[devout atlas]

Say that again.

Yo guys I gotta sleep

GN!!!

[hardy zephyr]

I was too blinded by anger to see the beauty that is having my Joker in the game

I regret everything

[tiny sandal]

Not the best device I've played balatero on but surprisingly not the worse

[low flint]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-lower-taper-fade-tyler-blevins-ninja-fortnite-gif-18178345262667988706

[echo sand]

is that a portable xbox

[pulsar lantern]

good seed

[tiny sandal]

Ambernic 405m

[echo sand]

oh nice

[low flint]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-gif-11046967579906674264

[tiny sandal]

Recently put it on a gameboy sp clone and it's a bit too small

Upsized some text but now you can't see how much you need to score for a boss blind as the text describing the boss covers it

[finite shadow]

Big pant

👖

[desert grove]

What the heck! What kind of device is that?

[solar scarab]

Lol, my ante 6 loadout is wild

[lament hollow]

yorick my beautiful goat

[buoyant moss]

What do you guy think about the darkness in my room? (ignore joker)

[lament hollow]

if you look at screens in dark for prolonged time

it could damage your eyes

especially if you are a glasses wearer or contact lenser

[buoyant moss]

Im not 😎

[buoyant moss]

I could tell

Anyway in the photo it looks darker, it's quite bright

[lament hollow]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[solar scarab]

Could do 4 Yoricks basically

[agile pawn]

yipee

[tropic cedar]

hey i did that

[brittle lily]

Rate the sisyphus simulator build, you have to sell the cards from the riff-raff every round or score 1/9th your potential

[solar scarab]

This Quad Yorick is wild

20^4x mult

Failed at ante 13 boss

Imma post the seed

[wary finch]

Is it possible to use both Merry Andy and Burglar?

[tiny sandal]

ambernic 405m

[agile pawn]

no

[brave saddle]

sob

[lost kindle]

top 10 heartbreaks

[brave saddle]

wrong sticker :<

[daring dagger]

The discards will still be 0 while having a smaller handsizs

[oblique hound]

Noo i am stupid i took eternal photograph on the abandoned deck

[buoyant orbit]

Skibidi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211144618763231253/1353635460693495869/caption.gif

[hoary wedge]

Do i? (Im tryen to get invis stfu)

[buoyant orbit]

Ts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211144618763231253/1352502445552435230/attachment.gif

[short seal]

im just slightly addicted guys

[dawn schooner]

Killer deck this run

[quaint halo]

Did not realise polychrome ramen looked so sick

[undone tiger]

polychrome looks sick a lot of times

[undone oxide]

foil constellation is peak

[round garnet]

does retriggering a single lucky card not count towards the chances again

[rough fog]

Hi! This is a bit off-topic but i've downloaded the Handy mod and i don't see the option were i can enable the quick selection (click and drag mechanic) people do. Would greatly appreciate some help, thanks ❤️

Video at 6:03 for referrence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKhaS7-pEnE&ab_channel=ZainoTV

[red hamlet]

probably in the config menu for mods

mods > click on the mod

[rough fog]

yeah i know, i can't find the setting for this tho

i might be blind

or its named weirdly

[brazen phoenix]

im gonna get so much hate for this but im warming up to ancient joker

[rough fog]

i am there, yes @red hamlet

[red hamlet]

🗿

[rough fog]

omg i was blind and used it wrong. i tried holding while already hovering over a card. tysm ❤️

[cedar flame]

I'm too stupid to use mods

I wish bro 😭😭

[red hamlet]

[undone oxide]

the rare skip finally skipped

[quasi rain]

Imagine the possibilities.

Found them.

[lyric mist]

guys im gonna look so stupid

but in cant find where the mod convos and downloads are in the server

i wanna try some mods

thanks ❤️

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general -convos
#1209506514763522108 -mod threads

[lyric mist]

ohh you can browse and pick the chats

thats so cool

thanks ❤️

[strong rose]

pretty alright run

• Seltzer (9 Hands, Negative, Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Arrowhead (Negative, Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Pareidolia (Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Steel Joker (Foil, x1.6 Mult, Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Smeared Joker (Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Ramen (x1.89 Mult, Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Baseball Card

[chrome rampart]

finally got the tiny hands achievement!

i love magic deck sm

[queen escarp]

chat i think its the run

ITS THE RUN CHAT

[chrome rampart]

photochad is like the symbiote from spiderman

[queen escarp]

HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOO

😔

i just

i just didnt got lucky

[hearty pasture]

are you sure

[real dagger]

RZ4RA7AI

have fun

i'm sure chicot is somewhere in there but couldn't be bothered to look for him

[random tendon]

fun

[lost hedge]

any mods that increase game speed on balatro mod manager?

[half whale]

got white stake zodiac deck

[red hamlet]

Better asked in #⚙・modding-general

[half whale]

I had a bull, a holo baron, a neg duo, a cavendish, a neg photograph, and a foil chad

[lost hedge]

didint see

[half whale]

wheel hit on chad somehow

the pain

[strong rose]

gonna die

[random tendon]

Well, it was fun

[inland ether]

Finally won the orange stake 🙏

[queen escarp]

!!

[sly quartz]

Does red sela retrigger gold card

[limber moth]

Ya

[proper hawk]

Is sock even good here? Because like I don’t play face cards

They are just perma in my hand

I only play random high cards (often aces)

[queen escarp]

lets do this

[trail fossil]

too late to pivot?

[queen escarp]

too late...

[red hamlet]

Should put smiley before ancient btw

Get a little bit more mileage out of that xmult

[trail fossil]

alr thx

[trail fossil]

uhh?

[limber moth]

Yet another situation superposition has ruined

[queen escarp]

nah

[limber moth]

Yes

[queen escarp]

i got it to get golden sticker

i already got this run

[limber moth]

It's all superposition's fault

No

It's all superposition's fault

[queen escarp]

i dont need blueprint

[limber moth]

Yes you do

[limber moth]

And you can't have it

[trail fossil]

whar is mileage

[limber moth]

Because it's all superposition's fault

[red hamlet]

Smile is flat mult and will be multiplied by xmult ancient and then xmult photo
As opposed to being

[limber moth]

It's an expression dawg

[red hamlet]

Oh, just a way of saying get more out of it

[queen escarp]

blueprint wouldve took a joker slot
blueprint already have gold sticker
superposition doesnt

[trail fossil]

so i dont buy the baron and dna

[red hamlet]

Depends on how well you can score without bull and smiley

[limber moth]

Superposition doesn't need a sticker

[queen escarp]

now i got superposition sticker so i dont have to worry about it

[limber moth]

It hasn't earned that sticker

[trail fossil]

its not plasma so chips wont be that good

[queen escarp]

it didnt
because i did

[limber moth]

No you didn't you used superposition that makes all your achievements null and void

Sorry

[queen escarp]

anyway sounds like a skill issue

there is no "bad" joker

[limber moth]

Yes there is it's called superposition

[red hamlet]

Yeah okay

[trail fossil]

@red hamlet it worked

[red hamlet]

Now get a load of steel red seal kings

[trail fossil]

hence the deja vu

[queen escarp]

hell yeah have fun

[half whale]

8 ball

[limber moth]

My name use to be #1 8-ball hater

[half whale]

once I got both in the same base shop(no rerolls)

[half whale]

localthunk should combine them so we can focus all our hate on one card

[trail fossil]

no tags?

[half whale]

nope

I have a screenshot

[trail fossil]

seed?

[half whale]

lemme try and find it

[trail fossil]

that blueprint 🤤

[queen escarp]

still, it doesnt make your gameplay worse, right?

[lost kindle]

but it doesnt benefit

[limber moth]

Yes it does

It takes up a joker slot

[lost kindle]

tiny benefit

[half whale]

it’s bad as in it takes up a joker slot for a useless ability

[queen escarp]

just sell it

[red hamlet]

takes up a joker slot
doesn't proc as often as it should
doesn't even count for baseball card

[red hamlet]

you do understand that means it's bad, right

[limber moth]

I'll never buy it in the first place

[queen escarp]

yeah 😔

[red hamlet]

it really should be 1/3

[queen escarp]

they really should rework 8 ball
like
1/8 chance of giving you a card for every card scored

[limber moth]

They should remove 8 ball

[queen escarp]

thats a LAZY solution

[limber moth]

It's a sensible solution

[red hamlet]

no it really isnt'

[limber moth]

Yes it is I hate it and it needs to die

[red hamlet]

I hate you, i don't think you should die

🙂

[limber moth]

What's not sensible about that

🙂

[red hamlet]

If we all could remove our most hated cards, y'all would be begging for baron to be added back

[limber patio]

dude what r u saying

[half whale]

I had to learn that putting blueprint on baron was better than putting it on mime

[red hamlet]

better idea would be to buff it, instead of just removing it

especially considering cartomancer basically procs at the same rate

[half whale]

or for each played 8, 1 in 2 to give a random consumable

[limber moth]

Or just make it go

Make it gone forever

[half whale]

Id rather 8 ball show up in every run than have 149 jokers

[trail fossil]

actually u have to balance

[trail fossil]

Ace - Superposition, Scholar, Fibb, Todd
2 - Fibb, Hack, Steven, Wee
3 - Fibb, Hack, Todd
4 - Walkie, Steven, Hack
5 - Fibb, Hack, Todd
6 - Sixth Sense, Steven
7 - Todd
8 - 8 Ball, Steven
9 - Todd, Cloud 9
10 - Walkie, Steven
J - Hit the Road, Scary, Smiley, SaB
Q - Shoot the Moon, Scary, Smiley, SaB
K - Baron, Scary, Smiley, SaB

I hate 7s

[red hamlet]

cloud 9

[trail fossil]

changed it forgot to copy

[half whale]

wdym

[red hamlet]

you want equal number of triggers and retriggers

[half whale]

oh

[trail fossil]

watch the balatro university vid about it

[red hamlet]

so say you're playing steel kings with baron mime

you want 1 blue on baron, 1 on mime

(if it's just normal kings then both on baron)

[trail fossil]

yuh

[half whale]

ah

well I only had the one

[red hamlet]

yeah taht just goes on baron

[half whale]

and I was on ante 7 so not much time for deck fixing

[red hamlet]

can always use the calc
https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[half whale]

should I put this in #1156061354076155944

[half whale]

nah

I prefer crossing my fingers and going with vibes

[red hamlet]

mood

[half whale]

I’ve only used a calculator like once

when I was really concerned that I was gonna die

[harsh flicker]

Are there any official sayings on vertical layout for balatro mobile?

[limber moth]

Poop

[half whale]

but yeah I think a calculator just changes the whole feel of the game

[limber moth]

What?

[harsh flicker]

Does the developer plans on releasing a potrait mode for the mobile version of the game?

[limber moth]

How would that work

[red hamlet]

probably not because it would be hella weird

[hollow laurel]

first time finding out it exists

[quasi rain]

Fun times

[harsh flicker]

instead of landscape, potrait (a more vertical layout)

[forest finch]

4 would be the best for abondoned deck?

[trail fossil]

2s

[limber moth]

No I'm asking how you think all the info needed to play would fit on a vertical screen

UI would be fucked the hell up bro

[harsh flicker]

These are not perfect, but I'm sure the developer would come up with something good

[forest finch]

Cause Fibb is better than walkie right?

[trail fossil]

fibb and wee

[limber moth]

I would not like that personally that looks icky

In my opinion that's yucky

The second one isn't too bad

[half whale]

1st one looks unusable

second ok but where tf is the play hand and discard button

[red hamlet]

1st one is misclick central
2nd one doesn't even have play/discard or sorting

[limber moth]

Yeah I can see my palm hitting that discard nos

[red hamlet]

shit's ass

just rotate your phone

[limber moth]

Frfr

[harsh flicker]

Meh, I just want potrait mode

[red hamlet]

Do it yourself 🙂

[limber moth]

Ye

[timid cedar]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[half whale]

anyway should I post this in #1156061354076155944

[cyan sable]

I only won because I got a poly wheel at the end💀

[half whale]

I’m going to assume you sold all your jokers at one point

[normal pewter]

Most absurd, got 2 soul to complete legendsry collection

[limber moth]

Yeah

[undone oxide]

hello ante 1 negative i dont need

[lost kindle]

still a negative tho

take it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644285248951287808/1095028453163675829/1948BC51-74D3-474F-B322-70E71767F8F5.gif

[trim sphinx]

sup nerds

[undone oxide]

nah i take stuntman

[frank roost]

Im only trying to get the 4 joker adchievement😭

[undone oxide]

double stuntman is peak

[limber moth]

I'M GONNA BARF

[strong rose]

never realized the needle is 1x base

[wanton monolith]

I think the second would be beter if you removed the top panel where the deck and tags are, (you could put that info in the run info button) move the middle stuff a little higher and use the remaining down space to put the play/sort/discard panel, then put a slide in the jokers panel to see/use your tarots

[limber moth]

@strong rose

[strong rose]

what

[harsh flicker]

madness

[limber moth]

Nothing I just saw your description

[strong rose]

ic

is that the only reason-? lol

[limber moth]

Yes

(:

[strong rose]

alright

:D

[frank roost]

Next thing i know all face cards are debuff

[harsh flicker]

xD

[undone oxide]

a stuntman of all time

[limber moth]

THE stuntman

[harsh flicker]

btw I meant madness as in use the madness joker, you can win a run with just that

[limber moth]

Ye madness is pretty cool

[harsh flicker]

or the party joker for both speedrunner and the 4 jokers one

(party joker = the one that gives you +0.25x for each skip)

[strong rose]

throwback

[harsh flicker]

yeah that

[limber moth]

I LOVE THROWBACK

[violet dome]

Crazy

[limber moth]

So much

[strong rose]

throwback helps me with my all-skip runs

a lot

[red hamlet]

all-skip runs

😔

[strong rose]

yea

[limber moth]

Throwback helps me period

[strong rose]

whenever i feel like it

i do all skip runs

[limber moth]

If nobody got me I know throwback got me can I get a x0.25

[strong rose]

x0.25

[wanton monolith]

@strong rose

[limber moth]

Thank you

[strong rose]

hi

[wanton monolith]

Hi

[strong rose]

im sylvalyn

[granite stone]

Someone want to try this run

[limber moth]

No

[granite stone]

Ok

[mild kestrel]

can someone help me install the brainstorm mod?

[limber moth]

No

[wanton monolith]

Yes

[limber moth]

HEY

I SAID NO

[granite stone]

Ok

[wanton monolith]

I said yes

[limber moth]

We are now sworn enemies

[mild kestrel]

you have video to send me?

[limber moth]

Isn't balatro modding just Nexus vortex

[red hamlet]

nah

[wanton monolith]

I accept

[limber moth]

Good good we will be very great enemies

[red hamlet]

also dawg
it literally explains it on the github

[limber moth]

People don't know how to use GitHub

I don't know why but they don't

[lost kindle]

whats superposition

[limber moth]

The worst joker in the game

[lost kindle]

8ball

[wanton monolith]

I think you mean the best one but ok

[limber moth]

@granite stone why are you sending me friend requests the literally only thing I said to you ever is "no"

[lost kindle]

ohh thats superposition

i hate it

[granite stone]

I love you

[lost kindle]

it reminds me of physics

[limber moth]

My name use to be #1 8-ball hater

[limber moth]

I love you too

[granite stone]

Thx no

[limber moth]

Okay

[lost kindle]

what a romcom ❤️

[limber moth]

CEEECIL

[granite stone]

Now we are friends?

Omg

[limber moth]

No we are best friends

[granite stone]

Omg

[clear crest]

So is this just like a general or smth?

[wanton monolith]

You should move the triboulet when playing

[limber moth]

Basically

[granite stone]

Yes

[lost kindle]

atop yea

[granite stone]

Well i am in wrong chat

Lol

[clear crest]

Aight

Anyway

Baron still sucks............

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1346491732228833300/-2_1.gif

[granite stone]

Battle cats

What a boring game lol

[limber moth]

I mean ngl yeah

I use to play it and it's just straight up not that fun in all honesty

[lost kindle]

spam button

hope u win

battlecats 101

[granite stone]

Xd

Fr

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-0-yakuza-tachibana-gif-5522304816490329607

[granite stone]

Ys

[lost kindle]

ts pmo 💔

[limber moth]

Qqqqqqqqqqqq

[lost kindle]

am i rich or am i rich 🤑 🤑

[limber moth]

Is that China money

[lost kindle]

ch🖊️

(japan)

[lost kindle]

mark invincible

[strong rose]

i love this

[gleaming urchin]

[limber moth]

Multiracial gang of boogying maniacs

[gleaming urchin]

Yes

[lost kindle]

sounds like my school

[gleaming urchin]

Hell yea

[lost kindle]

(we're going insane)

[limber moth]

Drop out and join the circus

[opal fog]

ive found an insane seed

[gleaming urchin]

Damn what is the seed?

[opal fog]

i havent lost or winned im still at ante 6

[lost kindle]

i wanna drop out bru

[opal fog]

srry

[lost kindle]

ts boring 💔

ts too hard 💔

[limber moth]

Don't

[lost kindle]

got finals in 4 weeks 💔

[limber moth]

Do them and be awesome

[lost kindle]

why cant there be balatro studying version

then i'd be bothered to study

[limber moth]

Because balatro is 18+ bro gambling

Gambling is bad!!!!!!

[lost kindle]

school is gamble

u have chance of failing

[limber moth]

You also have a chance of being struck by a meteorite right now

[lost kindle]

bigger chances than wheel of fortune hitting 💔

[strong rose]

when does balatro start using e notation

1e10?

[lost kindle]

american based

i use x10^

like 1x10^6

[limber patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1228836223406051401.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[strong rose]

i use either of them

[lost kindle]

cos im bri'ish

innit bu

[strong rose]

bri'ish

[lost kindle]

im forced to use them due to british curriculum

[red hamlet]

oh innit fam

[lost kindle]

or else i fail

[red hamlet]

biscuits and crumpets innit, got a loicense for that shank

[lost kindle]

yea tea and wa'er innit

[red hamlet]

woah boel

[strong rose]

very bo'oh'o'wa'er moment

[lost kindle]

chewsday

[strong rose]

i still would like to know when the game starts using e notation tho

[limber moth]

The part where the e appears

[strong rose]

ye

[limber moth]

That's when

[lost kindle]

score high

[limber moth]

It's when the numbers have an e in them that it becomes e

[red hamlet]

e12

trillion

[lost kindle]

e11 no?

100bil

[limber moth]

e21

[strong rose]

its either e10 or e11

[limber moth]

e69 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 🤣

Funy number

[paper blade]

e86

[strong rose]

hilarious

[lost kindle]

i hope your next run only consists of superpositions

[rich coyote]

Is there a mod to scroll through jokers?

[red hamlet]

e11 i guess

[limber moth]

I don't play balatro

[lost kindle]

😲

hes..

[red hamlet]

e11 showed up but i forgot to take a screenshot and i'm alzy

[paper blade]

Why are you here

[red hamlet]

wdym scroll

[paper blade]

Dummy

[lost kindle]

hes..

employed..

[limber moth]

To spread hate and misinformation

[limber moth]

Nobody said that

[lost kindle]

oh ok good

[rich coyote]

Like go through them eaiser

[red hamlet]

Like in collections?

[rich coyote]

Messing with mods

[red hamlet]

oh

1. #⚙・modding-general
2. no clue man

[undone oxide]

canio go away

[strong rose]

ic

ty

:D

[limber moth]

Monay

[queen escarp]

@limber moth

[limber moth]

KILL IT

KILL IT STAB IT

STAB IT TO DEATH

[strong rose]

the fact that it has gold stake

[limber moth]

DO IT NOW

[queen escarp]

done

[limber moth]

Yajoo

[limber moth]

I was yelling at them for that earlier dw

[strong rose]

lol

[lost kindle]

me when no more finals

gng im halucinating 💔

[strong rose]

no more finals

woohoo

[limber moth]

My question is how is discord a multi million dollar company and still can't hire someone who can design a mobile app

Like I window out of the app for a second and I reopen it and my entire God damn phone crashes

What could they have possibly done coding wise that could have made the app this fucked up

[strong rose]

javascript moment

[paper blade]

I think it's a your phone problem

[limber moth]

No it's not this a 2 month old new phone and it did it on my old phone tol

[red hamlet]

My favorite is still the funny bugs

• If you go into a chat through notifications, you can get a bug that doesn't clear the message window so you can spam send it
• Sometimes it'll make the text bigger and the media picker bigger

At least they're minor bugs for me
and not the twitter one

Twitter just doesn't load anything if my phone is charging 🙂

[limber moth]

I get those bugs too along with being unable to scroll down, it crashing my phone, the media player not working, the app randomly closing itself, etc etc

[red hamlet]

what phone you got

[limber moth]

And I'm not the only one with these problems

[limber moth]

Unfortunately a Google pixel right now

[red hamlet]

dam

could be worse

[limber moth]

I had a Samsung bwfore

[opal fog]

idk who asked for seed but it was someone so seed is FFMQ3Z13

[paper blade]

I once had a Samsung j7 that my grandma used

[limber moth]

I don't get iPhones why do people buy them

[red hamlet]

status and brand

[limber moth]

Gay

[red hamlet]

same reason people buy dogshit hypercars with no space at all instead of just getting a good ol' hatch back

or awful lifted trucks with a smaller truckbed than a k-truck

[limber moth]

Trucks are dumb and their drivers are dumber

[red hamlet]

same bed space btw

[limber moth]

Yeah like why

[red hamlet]

"But what if i'm hauling something"
only thing you're hauling is your ego, manchild

[limber moth]

Fr y'all ain't hauling shit be honest you got nothing going on

[paper blade]

The one on the right looks like it was made for a kid

[limber moth]

And the one on the left looks like it was made for a savant

[red hamlet]

If i ever win a lottery, there won't be signs fr

[limber moth]

If I ever win a lottery I'm ending up dead in a strip club parking lot wearing nothing but my shoes

Mo money mo problems frfr

[strong rose]

ante 1 legendary

holy

[limber moth]

Chicot ):

[red hamlet]

mid

[limber moth]

oh well

[strong rose]

wanted trib

o well

[limber moth]

Here you go

[strong rose]

thanks

[patent cove]

Hi ! Do someone have the link to Cryptid server ?

[red hamlet]

https://discord.com/invite/cryptid

forgot it's not gg

xdd

[patent cove]

Thank you !

[limber moth]

What's cryptid

[red hamlet]

🥱 you don't play balatro, you don't need to know (unbalanced mod)

[limber moth]

Thy knowledge hath forsaken me

[queen escarp]

Chat look! its Photochad!

[brave saddle]

photochad lite

[queen escarp]

baseball card aint doing nothing 😭

[tranquil comet]

Is Jimbo married?

Because me wants some of dat clown action

:3

[limber moth]

Yes I'm his wife

[forest finch]

[queen escarp]

chat am i softlocked

[limber moth]

I'm gonna punch you

[tranquil comet]

Lucky ahh

I deserve him moree

[limber moth]

He has erectile dysfunction

[tranquil comet]

Idc, because he ween be making honk sounds when touched :D

[limber moth]

I care );

It makes me feel like he doesn't love me no mo.........

[paper blade]

Bro wth

[tranquil comet]

Jimbo would never cheat on u tho

Data why I wanna be all over da clown

[limber moth]

I'm all over him cus I love clbussy

[red hamlet]

make it honk

[wary sigil]

how do you get those really big scores on unseeded runs?

[red hamlet]

good rng and econ to roll into the good jokers

[limber moth]

With jokers

[open kindle]

Baltro

[tranquil comet]

His wife might not fw that :0

[red hamlet]

make her honk too

[limber moth]

Hey I'm a very strong man

Just because I like to be called wife doesn't make me a woman

[open kindle]

One day I hope to be a boywife

[half whale]

balitro

[open kindle]

The preferred term is house-husband but potato potahto

[tranquil comet]

Will you guys consent to being honkadoodled, pleasee

[limber moth]

Where are you from are you polish

[red hamlet]

you're english so already half way there

[limber moth]

Sure as long as you do it to both of us cus that way it's fair

[half whale]

pixels on a fucking screen

[open kindle]

My ballswomb is in overdrive I need to raise babies 🔥

[red hamlet]

and you made it weird

[tranquil comet]

honka honka

[limber moth]

Of course I did I'm weird

[forest finch]

Was it not already weird??

[limber moth]

No it was normal before

This is what normal people talk about

[tranquil comet]

Everyone wants Jimbo

[limber moth]

Fr

[red hamlet]

not me

[forest finch]

Oh.. im not normal then:(

[forest finch]

Who is Jimbo, i cant see him in my collection

[open kindle]

Clown girls are cute but clussy girls are gross and posers, they wouldn’t know frosty from weary willie

[limber moth]

That's okay the people who aren't normal are the ones who fly to da stars

[limber moth]

Aight facts

[half whale]

another term for chicot

[forest finch]

Oh

[limber moth]

Sure

[open kindle]

Jimmy/james

[tranquil comet]

If Jimbo is the MC, who's the silly sidekick?

[red hamlet]

baron, mime, blueprint, brainstorm

[half whale]

all of them are jimbo in cosplay

[red hamlet]

not for me 😔

mine are girls c:

[half whale]

death

[half whale]

based

[tranquil comet]

Baron and Mime are in a deep romantic relationship, and so are Blueprint and Brainstorm

[red hamlet]

sixth sense is, woah mama

[limber moth]

Lynn why are you weird and odd

[tranquil comet]

Odd todd ahh

[red hamlet]

cloth gown grid lock got to me

[limber moth]

Lynn why do you like league of legends

[forest finch]

Mobile legends better

[red hamlet]

Why are you in a balatro server when you don't play balatro

the world is truly full of mysteries

[open kindle]

Blueprint and brainstorm are hikaru and kaoru

[tranquil comet]

Bro probably in south east Asia

[limber moth]

I use to play balatro but then I replaced all the jokers with thug shaker memes and forgot to back up my files and can't turn it back so I gave up and stopped playing it

[red hamlet]

just reinstall it 🥱

[tranquil comet]

Pls share the files

[limber moth]

No

[pure lark]

Funny thing happened when testing out something. (Warning, I do use a voice changer. May be loud for you)

[red hamlet]

beautiful cards

[limber moth]

They are gone

[limber moth]

Gay cards

[tranquil comet]

Thugshaker balatro gonna be lit

[limber moth]

GAY!!!! WOMEN ARE GAY!!!!!

[forest finch]

Just the way i like em

[red hamlet]

peak

good

more women for me

[limber moth]

ALL WOMEN ARE HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!

[trim sphinx]

Love the dbd cards

[red hamlet]

dead by midlight

[pure lark]

pogg

[open kindle]

Why are you

[limber moth]

Dumb by dumblight

[trim sphinx]

Don't ever say that again

[pure lark]

why am I what?

[limber moth]

Answer the man

[red hamlet]

well maybe teh fucking thing shouldn't have become fortnite of horror games

[limber moth]

Why are you

[red hamlet]

what the fuck do you mean you have kaneki from tokyo ghoul

weird ahh game

[open kindle]

Minion

[pure lark]

idk

[trim sphinx]

It's COOL!!!!

[limber moth]

I just didn't care for dbd from the beginning

[tranquil comet]

Tonight

We steal

[limber moth]

DA MOON

[trim sphinx]

Oh yeah well dbd is the only game i play besides balatro

[limber moth]

You're weird

[tranquil comet]

*minions cheering

[open kindle]

I have dbd

Dig bick disorder

[limber moth]

Yeah I have dbd
Dummy
Big
Di

Yeah I have dbd
Dissociative
Ballsack
Disorder

[paper blade]

I have dbd
D86 bottles
Bof
Dsweet chilli

[trim sphinx]

I joined this server because i liked playing the game but i feel lame not knowing what anyone is talking about

[keen willow]

What

I don't have showman

[red hamlet]

like imagine having a cool game about different killers and it's cool and spooky
but it devolves into garbage like this

[open kindle]

Lol

[limber moth]

Are you sure