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this is the run i just won btw
chicot isnt worst
sweet
canio is worst
twas
no
17 negative stencils
nah
debug menu shenanigans
AND 5X BETTER THAN CANI
canio at least has use
O
HUGEEE
time to win ig....
sell it NOW
NO PROBLEM AGAINST BOSS BLINDS
geulp
BOY
I BOUT TO SMACK SOME SENSE IN YA
ten dollars for a blueprint
MUQ
it was a temperance i swear
nah ill just do a new run
(you're being banished to balaturgatory)

typist shyt
my last 2 negative skips have been the double tag joker
that you have to SELL to use ✌️✌️
Well at least you have extra slots now
im not even getting good jokers 😭
I mean you get Cavendish
Blueprint and brainstorm aren't good?
as in like
rn
not much good jokers appear
You love a joker that looks like a cake shaper so I am not surprised
Destroy cards
Cheat poker
Game is designed for yoo to cheat so you cheat even more
The ultimate cheating
Are there any plans to have cross progression? I really want to play this on my phone but I don't feel like unlocking my stuff again
3/2
Idk
how did i do that 😭
I lost my 3 month progress
I really don't have any time or power to get back the progress
So i basically stopped playing for a while
the xmult planet one
the one on the very right
that was on like
I know conseltaielane
x15
Very bold of you to assume that I don't know constellation
You don't even have me
Noob
i need early mail rebate
new run
That was quick
Bro didn't even flinch before starting a new run
im doing all #1353991294044868638
Fuck that cakeshaper
😛
I can put my whole thing in there and there would still be enough room for more
tiny
You don't have any bro
Hello chyat
money printer time😈🤑
Hey fatso
): hi man
Missed you so much fatso
Yeah i did
What is corn
Yes
I watch corn get eaten alot
Oh
Ok im gone again chyat
Dissapearing for 20 minutes
Shhhhhhh
Cool
Baby corn is good
Go away fatso
lemme shut u up
Thats me in case u asked
Speak more appropriately with your elders
unc
👴
He is 16
Fair enough
Quit it grandma
👴
i need his knee juice
I am stronger than you think
donate to the orphans 🙏
Okay gandpa
No
Time to have ur oatmeal

Nah
Ok fine
I will make you eat hands for today no discards
imagine not having it downloaded (pandemic era)
Ew no stop
Yes
Ofc u did
After pandemic I went to the gym
Fatty
YEAAAAA I LOVE BALATRO
i got like
Opinion on my ante 1 jokers 😼 (i will lose the run in 3 rounds)
Zzzzzzzzzz
After pandemic I went to the gym
Goated
Do you have a permit for that many jokers
Idk do i?
i was 8
Yeah i played balatro since 2018
I was 9
Oh yea mario kart
Yeah i play since 20 b.c
THANK YOU RNG GODS 
Beat that gramps
Yeah i had early access to balatro
Yeah i made cards
heyburglar
And blackjack
I made the jokers
what was ww1 like
There were fart guns
Okay dr neffario
"but" wht n essay
Imagine if downsyndrome people had fart guns and they kept shooting bill gates
Gah dahm
What💔
One of my many dreams
what vivid dreams you have grampa
Him winning cold war
Yeah
Or winning a bingo session
Isnt that call of duty
Or getting rid of you fatso
💔💔💔✍️✍️🤭🤭🔥🔥
didnt u do that irl gramps?
Ive had it with you gramps
Im mixing your pills
No my child
Try figuring out what you have to consume
Don't come back
hello, can someone help me with the cryptid mod? its crashing everytime i try to select a deck
18 decades? /j
No 18 light years
real
Yeah def
what tf is that
i play vanilla
the order and the duo
its like showing cavemen a phone
ooh that's a texture mod? looks cool
idk
what do i do to my friend who uses steamunlocked to get balatro
my handwriting
im so upset
i had photograph and chad show up in the shop
but the chad was foil
meaning i couldn't get both
you guys think this will pay off my student debt
not even close
finally played all my gold cards, yay
Isn’t light years distance or something?
my best run yet 🔥
crazy
Metal band logo
still more useful than paredolia
dont diss paredolia like that
I was watching the video of nl playing balatro for the first time and it's so weird seeing consumables in the joker slots lmao i played the demo too but i didn't remember that
this inflation shit getting ridiculous
the fact that thats an exam makes it even worse
public execution
sir yes sir
Does the game show what stake you get your win streak on?
Because it feels cheap to grind win streak on like red stake
i mean it has stake stickers to show what jokers you won whatever stake with but i don't think that's the same really
Whats the Highest Ante a Flush Five build can get to? I was able to get too ante 22 before i got outscaled
ggxd
whats green joker doin
+89 mult
99% of players quit before they find natural negative burglar
Meeoowoowwwwww
perishable 💔
Very lucky early cards ❤️
tribe n straight 💔
The straight flushes I'm hitting love it
I LOVE STRAIGHT FLUSH
Dude I genuinely NEED Tribe
Like
I have gotten it
A whopping one time
In my 200 or so runs of Booblatro
Balatro
Shoutout to anyone who knows the original tweet
Be careful with your Eternals gang
NOOOOO
nothing sadder than a hot person in a weinermobile??
Why would you buy eternal reserved parking
Wheelchair
But that would be way cooler
my bigger question is eternal raised fist
2 Rentals
oh
I almost lost like 3 times in the run
Madness isn't exactly a top notch Joker
Raised Fist ain't exactly good
But I'm playing gold stake bruh
Not trying to go for Endless runs
damn
Im fucking allergic to losing B)
All heart cards are debuffed
i like 4oak runs they dont happen every day but when they do i am happy
lots of gold stickers here trio drivers licsence trading card and delayed gratif
Pretty much, next boss blind is the pillar

yeah
How ya doin
men can have vaginas but besides that shes a woman
like if she were a man, her pussy would not have an impact on that, but she is in fact a woman for unrelated reasons
im 5 i cant read long words 💔
Then sleep
they them pussy
he him bussy
Man thats a crazy photography
Gotta love gold stake not needing any of the joker slots so everything is for stickers
So you essentially did jokerless gold stake
Black deck orange stake is down
good job sucrose
Perkeo the goat 
I had brainstorm up until the last round so I was getting 2 straight flush levels per round
Tossed for idol at the last second to put a sticker on it
If I have one baron and one mine and steel kings, which should I copy?
In case no body answer use balatro calculator
i think theyre the same
I died lmao. Was at e12, needed e13.
cos each king does x1.5^3
Steel king red seal?
whichever u copy it stilll stays the same
If red seal yes its the same without red stell copy mime
It’s okay ante 14 is still a highest ante record for me
Regular steel kings it’s equivalent
Red seal copy baron
Yeah okey i see mistake
Btw just a quick hack for finding best order is to count no of scoring procs per trigger and no of triggers. Highest score is if they’re balanced
When counting triggers don’t forget to count original and red seal trigger
When counting scoring you have to count +1 for steel and barons
holy shit
so i was playing black deck gold stake
I got gros michel, it died almost instantly
next shop was a negative cavendish
that was perishable
This run was off to a great start where I picked up photograph + riff raff, and riff raff gave me chad
got bailed out right before the finish line by these guys
insane that i went till final round of ante 8 before any xmult
i guess thats just what straight scaling does to you
high card?
8
show deck
friend said dna
did it
do i take the chad or gamble on the buffoon pack?
insane invis
GAMBLE
ALWAYS GALBE
GAMBLE
spirit of baltro
dont be boring 💔
I can be boring all I want I'm not a streamer 🤪
We're so back
madness goated
lost the run anyway
dawg.
i dont even know how you can lose so quickly with madness
do all madness runs exist?
i fumbled
most madness runs from my experience can cruise off of how damn quickly the thing scales
no
all decks beaten on blue stake c:
the probability of the asteroid hitting earth has been reduced but is still more likely than a cavendish breaking on any given round
wait never mind it's less it was a percentage
yay!
i got a negative cavendish and it died in 2 rounds
time to attempt gold stake blue deck again
cavendish died on me before i got wheel of fortune to work.
I need some tips, advice even maybe
I find that my luck with gold stake usually has me stiffed with many a rental joker in the early shops
The problem is those rental fees really stiff me bad
So how do i approach these early stake jokers? Do i just reset the run if i can't get a non-rental? Do i just keep praying i luck out on a good econ boost to offset the cost sooner than later?
Sorry, early shop jokers
dont take rentals unles its a really good joker
one that makes u pass each blind w one hand
so ur money dont go down a lot
Sometimes you have to take a marginal rental joker just to survive early antes
Bro just got 1.5k lol should add me
it’s my first
need to get masters though
ranked is boring
peak.
I just don’t play anymore lol, like I came back to brawl last month, got all the brawlers and now I’m just pushing everything to 1k since I’m at 49k trophies and only 15 1k
Just realized this is early release brawler 💀 , why are you throwing $20 for 7 days of early access won’t do anything
it’s 10$
for me
everything half off for me idk why ✌️
also it’s an easy prestige
my gems half off too
….
and this
Slide hacks
Where are you from????
it ain’t
i’m in the US
wtf
i saw one other person with it
Bp+ for $5
Atp I might start paying you to gift me stuff
50% discount for me to now
Weird but W ig
Stock pile on bp+ before patched
maybe
I should probs go sleep
when you rank up an ace it becomes a 2?

Makes sense
An ace is a 1
what’d you expect
a super ace?
Because it has no rank.
Makes sense!
Rank up stone to steel
i hate you so much
i lost a run because of you
💔
Why do I lose this?
I feel like any good player could abuse this asf
Like what should I do with these cards? What’s the way to go
Diamond flush using 3 5 6 q j in that order maybe?

Yeah but I mean the entire game overall
It felt like it had potential but I was always very weak
Well you got xmult but it triggers after all your flat mult
why cant i find faqs
Hey yall my game is bugged and i dont know how to fix it
Can i share a picture of my bugged game??
Im on mobile and when i tried to continue the game i played yesterday i was hit with this:
Can a freak get a joker
I could interact with the cards, not the tarot cards, and i pressed skip button after which i couldnt interact with anything anymore
wsp
best run yet 
seeded?
Hehehehaw
My best run sent me to ante 13 (canio)
i love canio
Naw
Big fan of men
Well that build at ante 5 just doesnt have any potential at all 😭
hi
Ew
I'm sorry for your loss
Someone has to forcefem them

This is actually so funny cuz this happened to be except it was just an ankh lmfao
It just went away on its own
oh what how
Balatro makes me want to help homeless people
iOS. I restarted the game and it went away
I tried restarting my game
Are you iOS?
Yup
I might’ve ended the run idk
Naawwhhh i dont wanna end this run
I’d advise against st deleting and reinstalling. It’ll wipe your save
Happened to me on c+ I was pissed
Its just white stake
Yeah you’ll be fine
@rapid crown do you experience the mobile bug where sometimes you do something but the game just doesn’t save it at all
It happened to be with an achievement a while ago and a few deck stake wins
Like I beat ghost deck gold stake yesterday hit main menu and went to see that the game thought I hadn’t beaten it
almost my entire day has been on black deck gold stake
the rest was black deck orange stake
Lmfao yeah
It’s the worst
Like, the beginning is already the hardest part for high stakes, black deck just makes it 100x worse
I think i have yeah
But i havent been playing thr game for that long yet
Show deck
Ah. I see. I’ve noticed it a few times if you’re new you’ll likely notice it with unlocks
havent done much
I think i had happen to me once
What’s mime doing for ya rn
helping baron
rocket blasting off (2)
ty
Lmk if need backseat
Had a feeling
Embarrassed this green deck gold stake with negative money the whole game
It’s white stake, if your constellation is fed, it’s possible
yeee thats what im aiming for rn
feeding constellation
GL
if i can
You must
Free
the colors look so tasty
I enjoy the colors of the levels as well
I want this seed. Must naneinf
Realistically doesn’t help much atm without red seal
And you want to go for gold first
You don’t need steel until around ante 20ish
I do however make a couple steel before I need to and just discard them. Makes transition easier when you have more volatility in tarots you can use
Hehe HOLOGRAPHIC
Very late for a perkeo, but will help for deck manipulation
lost another gold stake run
Which I see is not in great shape due to 60 cards in ante 10
@hard coral Sorry for the DM!
Black deck again?
Try using rocket
No it’s a rite of passage you can do this
Never back down never what!?
Try using golden Jimbo, too
THE WATERS GONNA KILL ME
What were you scoring
i was trying to play a few hands just to get kings
No ik im just curious
All good dw!
Like number. Score lol
Ante 11 would’ve killed you anyways
And if not then ante 12 100%
I’ve had this convo before but I really think high scoring / endless in this game is lackluster. There’s really only a couple of builds that are even capable of getting past ante 12-13 (non plasma) in the first place
that would make me feel better
Well yeah. If you weren’t scoring at least e11 then the likelihood of you surviving ante 12 is essentially none
the deck build is what killed me bc i was focusing on hologram in the early game
Ante12 begins around 94b and numerically e11 is 100b
problem with gold stake on black deck is that if I prioritize scoring i dont get econ, but if I prioritize econ I can't get good hands to score
i wasnt prepared for a frickin perkeo baron mime build
Hologram. Great card by itself, but destroys a deck
I did a naneinf run two days ago at one point my deck had 15 cards
hologram was how i got my high score
Deck manipulation is key
i had brainstorm certificate hologram
Huge
is it worth it to try and shrink your deck down so you only have high value cards?
a lot of the time i would say yes, but it's gonna depend on what hand you're focusing on
actually yeah i'd say it's usually worth it
🤔 hrmmm
how do i know i can take your word for it?
just make sure the cards you're getting rid you can live without
all achievements except c++ (13 jokers left)
is that good enough for you?
yeh c:
i'm not a super good player but i'm alright i'd say
but yeah thinning your deck is typically good
maybe a lack of imagination but only situation i can think ofwhere thinning your deck could hurt you a bit is like, maybe having the blue joker
if i'm wrong please feel free to let me know and smack my head (figuratively)
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nice!
thanks
Any know (it's prob been talked about) what this new switch updates for?
Rip fumbled a drivers license magic run due to no chips
What should I look for to gain strength for later antes
Something that can scale
HELL YEAH BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CONGRATS FELLOW MASOCHIST
First soul card
card sharp + straight mult joker is brave
Chicot…
was chicot everyones first?!?!?
Feels like it
i got chicot on my very very first run back in december, and havent had him since 😭 bro chilling on white stake sticker
i know it took me ages to find triboulet
for me it was canio
finished collection when i had 9 decks on gold lmao
chicot moment
I didn’t see the message until after you said it
did you put even numbers on first card played?
Yes
it's like, your primary source of mult it seems
it's a lifesaver
unless straights were played consistently
but even then, doubt the lowest card would be lower than a 6 to make it worth the trade
(speaking from experience :(((( )
OMFG WHERE DA LINK
i think it was a limited drop? :(
enjoy then :D bro gon haunt your dreams even more than he already did
oh yes 100%
lmao
i had a rocket that was with me since ante 1
that one of the copy effects was inefficient?
I thought I could have gotten 400 with it
rocket underrated joker
yeah the blueprint woulda done more work on the photograph
yoooo 27$ rocket doing gods work
oh i had a brainstorm on blueprint
i sold it when it was 21
to get a luchador
to kill the plant
honestly i could get 400 another time
i just wanted to see how far I could go into endless with this setup
just do it on some lowstake
400 what? the rocket?
Photo ain’t loading, lie to me what it is
400 moneys to unlock....i dont remember which joker it unlocks lmao
photochad displates
i think i did it with anaglyph deck + the tag that doubles your money
satellite
ty lmao
What if I double down on Jimbo
do yall also just use all planets that are available at least once since unlocking satellite? just IN CASE it shows up?
and then it shows up at ante 7 and you cant take it cause it would kill you?
oh yeah these were my scoring jokers
no i mean when you open a planet pack and yours isnt in it
i had more but they were mostly debuffed negatives + negative egg
unless i find something helpful even if not my main hand
or if i'm doing constellation ofc
egg
egg
golden egg
gegg
egg egg egg egg d'egg l'egg egg
bread egg
Fair use - The original video was educational, but is now comedic (captions).
am i the only one who almost always only uses mime for gold cards
If I have no good options and I don't have something good queued up for the Fool I do
i wish there were achievements for beating decks on gold stake
there is
for beating all of em anyw- man you stole my sentence
i mean individually
What do you have left
blue deck
i did blue deck after black last week
that felt easy af
plasma deck unironically gave me a lot of trouble on gold stake
chips falling of late game was real painful
you need a relief after black before going back to gold staking the others lmao
I accidentally beat gold plasma with photochad lol
i don't like plasma deck, it's too different from the other decks
it's like, you either have to rack up an absurd amount of chips
or get some mult and xmult midway through
HOLY SHIT CHAT
Did you guys know that they have physical Balatro cards on eBay? I’m talking jokers, planets, spectral, and tarots
I’m not joking they’re like $50 for all 202. I have them myself
👩🦼➡️
See for yourself
bro is recording on a nokia
No I purposely slowed down a Timelapse
The actual thing was a second long and this was the best I got
make cryptid physical balatro cards
which localthunk isn’t a fan of
Do you want a natural negative splash joker in the first shop? well its your lucky day here you go ---> QC2MV1LU (this is the stupidest seed i found)
test
Unless your deck is 1 card
Nothing
Hello I’m new to Balatro I got it a week ago I’ve only beat white steak once I’m looking for tips to get better
It's funny that orange stake took longer for me to beat than gold stake
Never playing this deck ever again
What in the temu deck
I love how pareidolia works with midas. Then you have vamp 😩
I have my vamp to 8.9x rn
yippee new deck 
Can I get tips on how to get better it would help me to beat the game as I am struggling
Do not skip blinds too often
The rewards for that aren't usually worth
Also don't undervalue tarot cards
I only skip for negative
When I first started playing I thought they were a waste, but the really aren't
I don't recommend that
I got TWO WHOLE NEGATIVES from JUDGMENTS
The chances of a negative been a good joker are generally too low and so not worth it
Ok
Play the game at a slow speed so you can see how the jokers interact with each other. It helps alot
There is a lot to the game, and it takes a little bit of time to understand the different things in the game. Watch some balatro vidoes also.
I finally beated the black stake! Yay, and i made a baron gamebreak for the first time, i lose the run for The plant
black deck fucking sucks
cotgratilation
What the actual heck is the shop
I dont have hone
This is the same run as the one I got 3 Nat negs
ANOTHER ONE
Im gonna leave this server for personal reasons, it was pretty fun
gambling IRL now
<@&1133519078540185692> found a hijacked account
Oh these aren’t mine. I bought them off eBay
There’s no way I could make something like that…especially in a college dorm
did
i
stutter?
nah jk lol
huh 😭
does it contain the whole deck-
cuz if yes you got balatro IRL right there
it's the one they sell from Fangamer, so it's the 52 standard cards, plus the 4 jokers in the pic
balatro is right there
Imo Ancient but also your build is good too
Chat, I have two foils, am I alive?
Negative tag gives Lucha ur good
Wait I swear I didnt pay attention about it
imagine
So, in total, I got like 4 natural negatives, 2 polys (in the same reroll) and this kind of stuff BEFORE HONE
And I lost to the plant
This was my most insane build ever
Ah yes, enslaved chicot
It was a canio
Look at that juicy immolate
True...
do you need to install mods to rename jokers
just had waffles
could only eat like 3 portions of it
until i got a headache
since it had a shitload of chocalate and a whip cream
still enjoyed the food
Sadly is eternal 😔
but blueprint is solid when you also have a solid card in your deck ya know
Hopefully u don't get baron
Well I picked them up a pack and I got steel tarot card and now I’m doing baby baron
and specially when you have a card that repeats a certain action
a combo
yeah blueprint just works like a blueprint
like it gives you the concept
in this case
I though it gave u x0 mult and x0 chips
the blueprint copies the concept
Woah 🤯
of another card
Blueprint is good only to copy jimbo anyway
Truuuue
🤰
Where is he?!
@robust tiger
“I SUMMON JIMBO FROM THE UNDERWORLD
Fr
jimbo plush on warframe devstream
they just released a pretty big update recently
i would say wf is worth playing still as they keep updating a lotta good shtuff
I’m bored of for honor so maybe I’ll get back into warframe
Is it crossplay by chance?
yes
Oooo
has been for a couple years
Oh sweet
Ok this rng is crazy I’m getting
Chad bp mime baron and showman ante 3 on orange stake magic deck like what?
Plus a shit ton of kings and steel already
I like men
nice
I have a newfound appreciation for turtle bean
eat the plant
I’m actually pissed. I literally had a nanif run unseeded and plant is like nah
Lmao 😂
The meme is funny even though I’m a trump supporter cause I know how to take a joke 😂
Is that wee joker I see
Yes
Yeah XD
I mean thanks I guess
i love balatro i rolled nearly 150 times and did not find either sock or baron with 47 kings yipeeeeeeee
im fucking killing myself
u meant mime?
Had a friend try balatro on my laptop
She said: "id be addicted to this if I had it on my computer"
shi
hypothetically speaking if obelisk was a chair and not a rock would you sit on it
Lmao 😂









