(heartwarming and gone sexual)
#🎙・server-chat
spark olive
red hamlet
💔
thin pilot
chat
echo violet
er
thin pilot
tis too far
spark olive
anyways im goona jet set radio
red hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/gianbortion-chernobyl-gif-22477182
Mfw epilepsy
wraith nexus
thin pilot
echo violet
oml
ancient harness
https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-allawi-allawi-goodman-turtle-name-one-bad-thing-g...
Everything. The animation. The song. The fandom. The children
echo violet
shut dahellup
echo violet
consumed by the rot
wraith nexus
Everything. The animation. The song. The fandom. The children
You may be right but
echo violet
yea imma dip
wraith nexus
That’s peak
drifting owl
wow
thin pilot
i respect that
thin pilot
spark olive
i respect that
hol on i GOTTA show you this homes
thin pilot
o yea
red hamlet
If I sell it, will it be negative?
No
thin pilot
bro respond in dms
oh shi mb
spark olive
If I sell it, will it be negative?
nah but if you have two positives and makes a negative
keep that in mind
ancient harness
Two negatives makes a positive. But two positives doesn’t make a negative
Meaning. It’s always better to do bad things than good because. After you do a second one. It counts as good
red hamlet
The positives of my enemies make me negative
languid quest
I may be (not) be straight, but +4 mult is +4 mult
willow kite
guys i did some math and chance for getting negative perkeo (or any other specific legendary) in the first ante from charm tag is: 0.0000144% per seed, and there like over 1 trilion seeds so i will calculate how many seeds have this 🙂
spark glen
ember root
Massive Wee
willow kite
guys i did some math and chance for getting negative perkeo (or any other specif...
So 40320000 (or 40 Milion) Seeds have Negative legendary joker, well in average its not 100% accurate
thats a lot
slim junco
Guys, what is the best Joker thematically? As in, where you think the idea for the joker and the functionality of the joker match perfectly
vestal nacelle
wait add a special function that overwrites the normal function and just instantly loses you the run if you divide by zero
that'd be funny as fuck
willow kite
Guys, what is the best Joker thematically? As in, where you think the idea for t...
Obviously perkeo
tropic cedar
wait add a special function that overwrites the normal function and just instant...
crashing with custom message is funnier
vestal nacelle
crashing with custom message is funnier
wait
compromise
crash + the run is lost upon reloading the game
tropic cedar
no
vestal nacelle
aw
tropic cedar
that's not even a compromise that's just more work 😭
tropic cedar
personally don't like losing runs
whole sundial
what does the 4 card do
tropic cedar
?
whole sundial
in balatro
thin pilot
what does the 4 card do
which ones chief
whole sundial
the one with the four on it
echo violet
wat
thin pilot
the one with the four on it
chilly jetty
chilly jetty
dw they're just trolling
red hamlet
Gives 4 chips
whole sundial
ok thank you!
thin pilot
goid damn it
chilly jetty
😂
whole sundial
we can do it together!
thin pilot
nah screw u
whole sundial
oki doki! will do
thin pilot
we compete
lilac socket
i got planted ☹️
lilac socket
ended with this
thin pilot
oki doki! will do
shi u mad chill like that
dapper walrus
thin pilot
mb
willow kite
ended with this
whole sundial
ended with this
see! Another four!
red hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-absolute-cinema-meme...
Not the ai
willow kite
Not the ai
thin pilot
you're chill, too!
listen here huzz. ill let it slide this time
i see myself in you
literally
thin pilot
yeah thats us fr
opaque shard
i got planted ☹️
Rip
whole sundial
I'm just a bunny-themed emo girl that likes playing balatro before I go to sleep!
thin pilot
I'm just a bunny-themed emo girl that likes playing balatro before I go to sleep...
shiii remove emo and we into something
thin pilot
whole sundial
I mean, more like scene girl- I just like the y2k vibes, y'know?
ancient harness
I'm just a bunny-themed emo girl that likes playing balatro before I go to sleep...
https://tenor.com/view/prove-it-proof-patrick-star-spongebob-spongebob-meme-gif-18140011542991964976
ancient harness
I knew it. It sounded to good to be true
willow kite
https://tenor.com/view/prove-it-proof-patrick-star-spongebob-spongebob-meme-gif-...
https://tenor.com/view/thanos-talking-meme-thanos-talking-meme-thanos-speech-gif-1800590086203910493
willow kite
Chat. CAN someone confirm if this is real?
willow kite
Chat. CAN someone confirm if this is real?
i only do math
ancient harness
Ok?
undone bobcat
That's not balatro
ancient harness
Integrate (7x^4 -2cos(4x))dx
Prove that you do math
willow kite
Integrate (7x^4 -2cos(4x))dx
Prove that you do math
ancient harness
7/5x^5 -1/2sin(4x)
opal meteor
Integrate (7x^4 -2cos(4x))dx
Prove that you do math
idk i am taking calc next year
willow kite
Integrate (7x^4 -2cos(4x))dx
Prove that you do math
to be more specific, i do ''odds, chance'' whatever is it called math
whole sundial
try reverse image searching it
ancient harness
idk i am taking calc next year
I’m close to finishing my first year of Calc
ancient harness
to be more specific, i do ''odds, chance'' whatever is it called math
So. Statistics
undone bobcat
7/5 x^5 - 1/2 sin(4x) + C
Right?
ancient harness
7/5 x^5 - 1/2 sin(4x) + C
Right?
Yes
undone bobcat
I feel like I could teach calc lol
willow kite
So. Statistics
kinda yea
ancient harness
I’m taking AP Calc BC next year
opal meteor
but i gotta finish my first book
willow kite
So. Statistics
opal meteor
I’m taking AP Calc BC next year
minnesota???
ancient harness
?
undone bobcat
Minnetonka more like
opal meteor
thats a nah
ancient harness
What
opal meteor
they use the same stuff in my school
undone bobcat
I took AP calc BC and failed it lol
ancient harness
I took AP calc BC and failed it lol
Oof
opal meteor
ap calc ab and bc
undone bobcat
It's an American thing
opal meteor
oh
ancient harness
Yah
ancient harness
No. But I do know. Python/C#
opal meteor
No. But I do know. Python/C#
also epic
whole sundial
Chat. CAN someone confirm if this is real?
I mean, I'm @elizabeth_of_bethlehem on insta
willow kite
No. But I do know. Python/C#
whole sundial
you can just message me there if you really want proof
opal meteor
well ill take bc on my senior year
ancient harness
I’m trying to get a waiver to skip regular/chs comp sci just so I can go right to taking AP comp sci next year
opal meteor
there is no regular comp sci here
wooden schooner
opal meteor
its just ap
ancient harness
I mean, I'm @elizabeth_of_bethlehem on insta
I don’t have instagram
wooden schooner
its habbening
willow kite
ancient harness
Evil joker taking over your computer?
willow kite
that damned smile
opal meteor
im cramming all the hard classes i havent taken in my next 2 years
its gonna suck
so much
but its gonna be worth it
ancient harness
I’m just trying to get enough credits to fully cover my first semester in college
opal meteor
i dont know how many credits i need
ancient harness
I’m currently on track to have enough to cover about 1.5 semesters by my graduation from HS
opal meteor
so im doing basically every single college credit giving class
ancient harness
Same
opal meteor
i dont know how many credits i need
how do i find out
ancient harness
Depends on the college. Check about how many credits are needed for a semester. Then how many college credits your AP class is worth
opal meteor
ok
vestal nacelle
opal meteor
anyways idk what college im going to
vestal nacelle
anyways idk what college im going to
hi going to, I'm Andromeda
ancient harness
Usually colleges will tell you how much they will convert to. But some college credits are worth less than others
opal meteor
i can definately easily get accepted into the university of minnesota
ancient harness
Like. Let’s say. The AP program for one class is though a community college. Well then the credits will be worth less if you transfer them to an Ivy League
But. All that colleges care about on AP is just the final AP exam and if you get a 4 or a 5
opal meteor
my school has ap and cis classes
ap you have to take the test
cis its a college class inside the school
if you pass the class you pass the college class too ig
ancient harness
Yes. But you still have to pass the class though the college to gets the credits for CHS classes
ancient harness
What
opaque shard
There's no fucking jokers, this is just Pokers
That's not true
There is one joker, just look at your screen
languid quest
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/jokerpoker-balala/id6478941798
this
I don't have apple
I'm playing another one
ancient harness
I don't have apple
NON-APPLE user detected
unkempt sphinx
ancient harness
languid quest
Apple fucking SUCKS
ancient harness
Apple fucking SUCKS
Shush
You have it wrong
Apple hardware sucks. But. Apple os(s) are the best
inland hare
wtf is this joker😭
thin pilot
where the huzz at
jagged wolf
y no voice chats
inland hare
wtf is this joker😭
what could this possible help me achieve
languid quest
Guys I'm good at balatro I'm going to gamble my life savings away in Poker and get a baron mime build
languid quest
what could this possible help me achieve
It's bad
thin pilot
put ur house on the line
unkempt sphinx
the setup
languid quest
put ur house on the line
I'm putting my life on the li
rugged ravine
noooo i got so excited when i saw there was a balatro update on my switch
thin pilot
I'm putting my life on the li
shi
lunar charm
what could this possible help me achieve
the vagabond is a good combo with the credit card
rugged ravine
noooo i got so excited when i saw there was a balatro update on my switch
but its just renaming some friends of jimbo skins 😭
thin pilot
Sell blueprint and trib and photochad for it
nah get burnTTT joker
languid quest
nah get burnTTT joker
Best joker
lunar charm
finally some rest
languid quest
Exc for obelisk
inland hare
the vagabond is a good combo with the credit card
wtf is vagabond?
thin pilot
holding hands and shi
languid quest
sharing first place fr
inland hare
and what does credit card even do...
unkempt sphinx
88 billion on ante 4
languid quest
finally some rest
Do the other 2 profiles
lunar charm
Do the other 2 profiles
oh
rugged ravine
and what does credit card even do...
you can go $20 in debt
prisma moon
and what does credit card even do...
Your new minimum money is -$20 instead of $0
languid quest
and what does credit card even do...
It let's you go $ 20 in debt
prisma moon
(-$20 per credit card)
prisma moon
Me when she photo on my Chad until I flames sfx
thin pilot
fax
ancient harness
y no voice chats
real
thin pilot
i will Burn(t) ur ashhh with my obelisk fr
inland hare
Your new minimum money is -$20 instead of $0
OHHHH
i thought it just take my money away
what happens if i x2 my money while negative?
ancient harness
what happens if i x2 my money while negative?
nothing
but you can wipe away debt with the create rare card spectral
unkempt sphinx
what do i get this for
wanton monolith
and what does credit card even do...
It allows you to buy things without having the necessary money, but you can only spend until you are down to -$20
wanton monolith
what do i get this for
I think you're fine like this
blissful coral
what do i get this for
hanging chad or photograph
unkempt sphinx
wouldnt it be better over photograph
as photograph does 1 face card whilst trib does many
unkempt sphinx
Does this break the game
wanton monolith
Maybe the blueprint just ignores the brainstorm and copies the next joker
prisma moon
what happens if i x2 my money while negative?
+$0
unkempt sphinx
if only i had perkeo
limber moth
HELP
slim junco
i think i beat the blind
I mean it was a close call
wanton monolith
i think i beat the blind
by the skin of your teeth, be careful you might lose
slim junco
Great minds think alike
unkempt sphinx
ill reroll next needle just to be safe
wanton monolith
Great minds think alike
Fr
unkempt sphinx
I should use hex here right
slim junco
I should use hex here right
sell everything but Blueprint first
spark olive
I may be (not) be straight, but +4 mult is +4 mult
Odd todd X Even steven
slim junco
That way you can get Polychrome Twice
unkempt sphinx
yeah
slim junco
If you get Polychrome on a Joker three times
slim junco
You get a PSA 10 on your Joker and it scores 10 more chips
inland hare
y'all does this have any secret meaning?
spark olive
ts pmo
slim junco
y'all does this have any secret meaning?
No, it literally does nothing
inland hare
damn
wanton monolith
y'all does this have any secret meaning?
Read bro
slim junco
If you have Anti-Matter unlocked
inland hare
i think i bought this ones before
slim junco
Then it's a requirement for adding Anti-Matter to the pool
inland hare
and i was like surely there's a secret feature
slim junco
A Voucher that adds +1 Joker to the pool
inland hare
Then it's a requirement for adding Anti-Matter to the pool
huh?
slim junco
That's why you buy Blank
slim junco
huh?
By Buying Blank 10 times, you unlock Anti-Matter
The follow-up Voucher to Blank
Just like Overstock Plus gets added to the pool after buying Overstock
But if you don't have it unlocked, it does nothing
And if you DO have it unlocked... it just adds Anti-Matter to the Voucher Pool
Kind of like how you need Gros Michel to die to add Cavendish to the pool
wanton monolith
Damn how much have you played balatro
slim junco
Damn how much have you played balatro
Me? Or them
wanton monolith
U
slim junco
y'all does this have any secret meaning?
I bought 5 of these tickets and I still don't know what they are for. 
thick moss
y'all does this have any secret meaning?
Buy it
slim junco
I reckon I played like
wanton monolith
Impresive
slim junco
10-15 hours less than it says
thick moss
I bought 5 of these tickets and I still don't know what they are for. <:hiker:11...
You need 5 more
slim junco
Sometimes I open the game to screenshot something and forget to close it
vestal nacelle
I bought 5 of these tickets and I still don't know what they are for. <:hiker:11...
need 5 more
slim junco
Or just keep it open while I decide if I want to play or not
ancient harness
i think i beat the blind
just barely
ancient harness
if only the mobile/apple version kept track of time
vestal nacelle
spoilers: ||getting 10 blanks will unlock the Antimatter voucher, which can be obtainable in your run after buying blank and gives you an extra joker slot||
ancient harness
id be at about 280-300 hours
vestal nacelle
i think i beat the blind
phew, the needle can be a rough one
good thing you had all that point scoring, that was close
(also hi mandela catalogue fan :3)
thick moss
spoilers: ||getting 10 blanks will unlock the Antimatter voucher, which can be o...
Delete this
slim junco
Gonna use Checkered Deck for all it's good for
spark olive
chat is this heat
slim junco
And force Flushes in every run
thick moss
Althought I might continue playing at night
Real gamblers use logic to get around their addiction limits
slim junco
Flushes are the new Pairs
thick moss
if you don't wanna be spoilered, don't click the spoiler
No Ive unlocked it
I just don't want other people to
I am full of spite and malice
spark olive
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1jin2c4/i_got_nothing_for_this_tbh/
and you know what else is bizzare....
ancient harness
and you know what else is bizzare....
me
spark olive
thick moss
HOLY SHIT ITS ELVIS
vestal nacelle
nah, must be bleach
ancient harness
HOLY SHIT ITS ELVIS
Oh yah
spark olive
wait. is that naruto?
nah jojo's bizzare adventure...
ancient harness
nah jojo's bizzare adventure...
whats that?
spark olive
part 4: diamond is unbreakable, is what i shouldve said
ancient harness
they're just making up anime names at this point 😭
spark olive
they're just making up anime names at this point 😭
what you seriously dont know what jojo is
thick moss
nah jojo's bizzare adventure...
It's bait
ancient harness
EW get that ticktok outa here
thick moss
they're just making up anime names at this point 😭
Yeah they're also making up american cartoon names
vestal nacelle
they're just making up anime names at this point 😭
it's attack on titan trust
spark olive
chat is this tyler the creator?
ancient harness
ok so ive heard of tyller the creator. but who is he
thick moss
chat is this tyler the creator?
I should make a Chromakopia card
wanton monolith
chat is this tyler the creator?
spark olive
chat is this tyler the creator?
does he gamble like him?
spark olive
does he gamble like him?
should you better find a mop cuase its getting sticky in this bitch?
ancient harness
#schizophrenia moment
wanton monolith
should you better find a mop cuase its getting sticky in this bitch?
Tf?
spark olive
ok so ive heard of tyller the creator. but who is he
thats jimbo our little sunshine jimbo_spin
unkempt sphinx
🙏
thick moss
#schizophrenia moment
How long have you had anime fan in your bio
ancient harness
How long have you had anime fan in your bio
idk, to be honest. i just rearage the words in my bio but then change the quote
spark olive
9 A WINNER
PAY THE FRONTLINES
HES COMING OUT AGAIN FOR A NEW POINT
GET YOUR BETS ON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
ancient harness
god save the world
spark olive
god save the world
thick moss
idk, to be honest. i just rearage the words in my bio but then change the quote
The thing I'm not understanding is you've been on the internet at least 5 years and haven't heard of Tyler the creator or even JoJo
ancient harness
ik wrong channel but rq.. what are these
ancient harness
The thing I'm not understanding is you've been on the internet at least 5 years ...
ive heard of tyler the creator. i just dont know him
spark olive
ik wrong channel but rq.. what are these
your mod managers
ancient harness
and ive heard of jojo. just dont know it
ancient harness
your mod managers
theres multiple?
spark olive
ive heard of tyler the creator. i just dont know him
i just know your ass will not pass a single OG brainrot quiz
thick moss
ive heard of tyler the creator. i just dont know him
He's a popular rapper
normal stream
how is it everytime im in here there's tyler talk
normal stream
ive heard of tyler the creator. i just dont know him
mid artist 
ancient harness
i just know your ass will not pass a single OG brainrot quiz
Brainrot. makes people sound extremely (parden my language) retar-ded, when they talk using it
spark olive
He's a popular rapper
yeah heres sum examples of his music
thick moss
Brainrot. makes people sound extremely (parden my language) retar-ded, when they...
<@&1133519078540185692> get em
ancient harness
He's a popular rapper
that would explain how i know nothing about him. i dont listen to rap
normal stream
<@&1133519078540185692> get em
seems unnecessary\
spark olive
yeah heres sum examples of his music
shi i just picked out one from chromakopia and two from igor 😭
normal stream
Sticky is only good bc of lil wayne
olive smelt
yeah heres sum examples of his music
those are some random ahh picks
spark olive
i would send it but since it does have slurs in it ion think its the best place to send it here
normal stream
those are some random ahh picks
nah
olive smelt
starting with sticky is gonna kill half the population hearing it for the first time
normal stream
those are super popular
spark olive
those are some random ahh picks
sorry i dont have alot of tyler songs downloaded, i just listen to experimental hiphop
normal stream
starting with sticky is gonna kill half the population hearing it for the first ...
I don't see why, it isn't bad
olive smelt
id call that song 'unique'
thick moss
I don't see why, it isn't bad
Not bad but also very deviant from what the average person would expect from a song
spark olive
id call that song 'unique'
you havent seen "unique" hiphop yet havent you
thick moss
you havent seen "unique" hiphop yet havent you
Alright let's not get into that
spark olive
Alright let's not get into that
aight
normal stream
it has lil wayne it isn't that unique
spark olive
Alright let's not get into that
bro you think im gonna send a hiphop song that samples a s*x tape or what?
normal stream
https://open.spotify.com/track/5YppmH6ZGLpW9dwnOZsSAD?si=b7c686c890c049bb here's something mildly obscure
spark olive
bro you think im gonna send a hiphop song that samples a s*x tape or what?
nah
im talkin abt experimental hiphop
now that is unique
or obscure
idk
thick moss
bro you think im gonna send a hiphop song that samples a s*x tape or what?
No I mean it's gonna lead into an argument that is subjective and also not fun for anyone involved
thick moss
Also why'd you censor sex you already sent the file for fucking Sticky lmao
spark olive
Also why'd you censor sex you already sent the file for fucking Sticky lmao
sorry SPONSOR is crazy
insane reach
thick moss
Plus you're already implying sex so who's being protected here
slim junco
sigmas listen to MF DOOM and devon hendrx 🙏
unkempt sphinx
i got this way too late
thick moss
https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-surprised-hand-shakes-head-shocked-gif-26479804
Well damn that's a fair point
fresh spruce
ME WHEN THE GOAT SHOWS UP!!!
unkempt sphinx
worst legendary
fresh spruce
worst legendary
okay lil bro
slim junco
good legendary
fresh spruce
what's up big man
cinder robin
i like straights
normal stream
i like straights
But not gays
cinder robin
But not gays
im gay
unkempt sphinx
💀
normal stream
Ok i just got fucked over because i didnt read
It happens to the best of us
cinder robin
im biflexual
same
cinder robin
i love green deck
fresh spruce
sell all my jokers for a negative chico staring at me like the green goblin mask
unkempt sphinx
Hope this hits
errant beacon
Ok i just got fucked over because i didnt read
mouth?
errant beacon
But not gays
strawman much?
normal stream
yk im fuckin with you right
neon eagle
D; rolled like 200k so far and no dna
errant beacon
rip
neon eagle
ive seen every other joker in the game
cinder robin
straights are too easy
just get high level straights and two xmult jokers and you win
narrow bobcat
I hate him
normal stream
i love jimbo
thick river
any fate fans!!!
cinder robin
im gonna be honest
i never had an easier time going up the stakes
than with green deck
is blue stake gonna kill me now
its -1 money and -3 if i dont draw the hand i want with my discards
fresh spruce
3oak build in the works
lofty wasp
Hope this hits
Another plant Another run
normal stream
that shop tho
unkempt sphinx
the gamble
agile pawn
just get high level straights and two xmult jokers and you win
shortcut and four fingers my beloved
cinder robin
shortcut and four fingers my beloved
wait did you change your name
agile pawn
wait did you change your name
are you talking about my server nickname orrr
mint thicket
cinder robin
are you talking about my server nickname orrr
mhm
agile pawn
it was just "#1 throwback hater" before
wraith wharf
This was a beaultiful setup
crimson lark
I hate him
My brother in arms
scarlet zinc
Does anyone else struggle with the checkers deck (all spades and hearts) cuz idk if I have bad luck but I can't get past ante 7 💀😃
deep sluice
why is this game so mean
finite river
Since when is this shit common
Common after you have a gros michel that does
Dies*
It can’t spawn unless gros michel perishes
slim junco
why is this game so mean
Shoulda just sold your soul for a blueprint, we've all done that for sure
deep sluice
Shoulda just sold your soul for a blueprint, we've all done that for sure
it woulda only given me 1
😭
fresh spruce
why is this game so mean
this is why yellow deck is S tier
deep sluice
i hecken love yellow deck
fresh spruce
hecken?
silent zenith
Does anyone know when the Fangamer EU Preorder cards will ship?
warm gorge
It can’t spawn unless gros michel perishes
OHHHH I DIDNT KNOW THAT
finite river
OHHHH I DIDNT KNOW THAT
Yeahh..
slim junco
it woulda only given me 1
This is so sad lmao
finite river
bro why doesnt 4 of a kind count as a two pair
This argument… is ongoing… but it should not count as a two pair imo
deep sluice
I JUST WENT NEGATIVE AGAINST THE TOOTH
IMA LOSE IT
bro what even is the last deck, is it worth the sanity of trying to win on orange?
prisma moon
bro why doesnt 4 of a kind count as a two pair
Read hand descriptions. Two pair is “Two pairs of DIFFERENT ranks”
silent zenith
98% /j
finite river
fresh spruce
banana
elder cloak
bro what even is the last deck, is it worth the sanity of trying to win on orang...
yes
and I believe its orange
to unlock plasma
brazen phoenix
what up balatro nation
willow reef
bro what even is the last deck, is it worth the sanity of trying to win on orang...
erratic randomly generates all the cards in your deck at the start
willow reef
what up balatro nation
brazen phoenix
yes of course
i love hit the road
does anyone have a status update on the 2025 content updatro
elder cloak
orange is erratic
ew gross
I first tried all stakes until gold when I was first playing so I couldnt remember
but now I'm struggling to gold everything 
velvet tinsel
fresh spruce
this goddamn server
clever ridge
Sometimes, the game heavily "suggests" what jokers to take
spark olive
Sometimes, the game heavily "suggests" what jokers to take
you rlly love this combo
clever ridge
Not really... but I won't turn it down if given to me
Plus, it let me get Gold Sticker on rocket
spark olive
Not really... but I won't turn it down if given to me
this is combo from jet set radioer
willow reef
"oh sweet photochad! i hope i pull a face card"
spark olive
modifications
clever ridge
Me when I get Vampire, but no enhancement tarots for the rest of the game
hallow trout
what could I even use blueprint on
spark olive
Me when I get Vampire, but no enhancement tarots for the rest of the game
me when i get "CMIYGL Jimbo", but no driver license joker for the rest of the game
vestal nacelle
what could I even use blueprint on
gros or droll joker
or business card (I think)
clever ridge
what could I even use blueprint on
Probably ditch Chaos
limpid rose
Why will the game not give me a hack. I specifically asked it to
hallow trout
Probably ditch Chaos
frl?
spark olive
yo lowkey supernova the goat
clever ridge
Supernova is my fav joker for Pair and High Card builds
hallow trout
yo lowkey supernova the goat
pretty goated when stacking with multipliers
spark olive
pretty goated when stacking with multipliers
yeah just free mult
no setbacks just mult
clever ridge
Only setback is you can't really pivot into bigger hands
spark olive
thats that.
spark olive
Only setback is you can't really pivot into bigger hands
yeah becuase i see like real good card but i also have good cards and i dont wanna fuck up then theres supernova but just removing it is like throwing a newborn child to a brick wall (the newborn was lactose intolerant thats why he didnt have brick resistance)
hallow trout
the serpent gotta be the worst blind
spark olive
the serpent gotta be the worst blind
which one is that
hallow trout
draws cards every move
round garnet
thats so bait 😭
hallow trout
tell me what's good about it
thin pilot
naneinf runs
are not pssible
i mean they are if u have doubl tags and get skip for hand size
pallid sapphire
Don't make the mistake of playing a five card hand right off the bat with serpent
spark olive
draws cards every move
bro that shit is so easy
thin pilot
tell me what's good about it
only boss that can get u naneinf
spark olive
just do 1 discard and you just farm
spark olive
just do 1 discard and you just farm
farm them flushes
hallow trout
perm removes from deck
pallid sapphire
bro probably played a 5 card, hand, couldn't score right, and that nuked his drawing capability
spark olive
farm them flushes
i know how to defeat that bossblind (thanks markiplier or more known as here in the balatroh scene "multiplier")
pallid sapphire
man I wish mark played more balatro, though I understand why he didn't
ember elk
Weeeeeeeeeee
hallow trout
damn wtf
past root
Just put my 13 year old brother on to balatro and he photochadded his way to victory in his very first run
pallid sapphire
Plant's waiting for him the next time he plays
outer slate
took me like 4 hours just to win my first run
still folio
Balatro yuri
prisma moon
True
cosmic axle
Balatro yuri
YESS
still folio
YESS
All yaoi/ yuri ships
Blueprint x brainstorm
Hanging Chad x photograph
Todd x Steve
Mime x Baron
I forgot the other ones
cosmic axle
Balatro yaoi
boooring
cosmic axle
All yaoi/ yuri ships
Blueprint x brainstorm
Hanging Chad x photograph
Todd x St...
interesting. writing this down
prisma moon
All yaoi/ yuri ships
Blueprint x brainstorm
Hanging Chad x photograph
Todd x St...
Gurglar (Burglar x Green Joker)
still folio
interesting. writing this down
Localthunks needs to add the marriage card where Blueprint and brainstorm get married
wanton sluice
All yaoi/ yuri ships
Blueprint x brainstorm
Hanging Chad x photograph
Todd x St...
Hiker X Runner confirmed when?
Do you guys ship juggler and drunkard
Or do you think they’re siblings
atomic mantle
Guys is 250 chips or 48mult better
shy heart
guys which one should i sell for brainstorm
even steven (holograph)
swashbuckler (holograph, +13 mult)
throwback (x4 mult)
the family
castle (27 chips)
paper zephyr
take out even steven
opaque shard
Swash
paper zephyr
oh shit true
opaque shard
Brainstorm will allow you to copy xmult
spark olive
would you gamble for grace & glory
wraith wharf
I am rerolling to find baron for the past 30 minutes
pallid sapphire
All yaoi/ yuri ships
Blueprint x brainstorm
Hanging Chad x photograph
Todd x St...
kinda miffed everyone's obsessed with making yuri/yaoi rather than making cool fusion characters out of joker duos
The Goldenmask Vampire would go so hard for instnace
wraith wharf
I am rerolling to find baron for the past 30 minutes
And I am started to Wonder if it was just like silksong even before it started
I think I found every other rare
echo sand
The Goldenmask Vampire would go so hard for instnace
i saw that on the subreddit a bit ago
wraith wharf
BUT the baron
warm bison
My hand size suddenly dropped to 5 and I lost it. I have no idea why. I was wondering if you could help me.
pallid sapphire
i saw that on the subreddit a bit ago
real? send link
echo sand
real? send link
ok gotta find it quick
spark olive
i finally found the fucking gif
pallid sapphire
ty
hallow trout
death to the black deck
pallid sapphire
My hand size suddenly dropped to 5 and I lost it. I have no idea why. I was wond...
tf
echo sand
damn can't find it anymore
wraith nexus
Chat hear me out
Jimbo joker card Fortnite back bling but you can select different jokers (like maybe 10 different ones) and every time you get knocked it gives a quote from jimbo
echo sand
i bet the stupid mods took it down
strong tulip
I just got the most clutch Judgement
tall root
Yo I just lost all my progress except for my collection. Is that just a feature of Balatro
wraith nexus
wraith wharf
Watch as I dont get mime, handsize or high card levels
plucky flame
Do i take the soul, and if so, which joker goes
wraith wharf
Smiley
plucky flame
It could go insane, but it could also ruin me
willow reef
wraith wharf
Lucky never hits
plucky flame
Lucky never hits
past root
What's the 10 of spades seed
untold lichen
3 photo 2 Chad or 3 Chad 2 photo
faint kernel
imo this the worst rare joker
proud marsh
imo this the worst rare joker
baseball card?
dapper crystal
imo this the worst rare joker
great early game
proud marsh
slim junco
How do you beat black deck
faint kernel
great early game
the -2 hand tardoff is horrible
proud marsh
How do you beat black deck
jokers
slim junco
Im pretty new and i only just started getting the hang of consistently beating white stake
ember root
How do you beat black deck
Get a flat mult joker as soon as possible
dapper crystal
it hurts your money intake I could imagine especially early on. but it's essentially a free hand played on-top of your other hand
slim junco
Get a flat mult joker as soon as possible
That would make sense, ill try that in the early game
Thanks
dense fulcrum
Should I take first round dna on ghost deck?
ember root
Not a fan of early DNA but sure
pallid sapphire
Just threw a perfectly fine certificate hologram run cause I got too greedy for the blue seal
I hate green deck so much
rain eagle
ember root
Congrats
ember root
If you really really want to, sell Photo
true glen
im not sure the 6's will actually benefit me
ember root
But tbh Chad + Dusk is enough retriggers to get a good average amount of Bloodstone procs on your last hand
That won me black deck gold stake, actually
true glen
alright
plucky flame
Holay molay i finally made it to ante 12
true glen
Holay molay i finally made it to ante 12
nice job man
true glen
Make sure you combo it with a blue seal for maximum efficiency
for sure
thanks
i found a cavendish
ember root
Waos
wary sigil
im so mad
true glen
alr i won thanks arachys
wary sigil
i threw an orange stake run by accidentally discarding my straight
true glen
dw man
ember root
alr i won thanks arachys
No problem :3
true glen
youll get back there soon
ember root
i threw an orange stake run by accidentally discarding my straight
Awe
It's fine
We live we love we learnt
We've all thrown good runs lmao
cinder robin
i love hand size
silver lynx
\
quaint halo
Foil Sock & Buskin
Foil Triboulet
The Idol
Negative Raised Fist
Negative Square Joker
Negative Cloud 9
Negative Devious Joker
Negative Golden Ticket
Negative Swashbuckler (+64)
Negative Blueprint
Brainstorm
Foil Lucky Cat (x28.25)
Polychrome The Tribe
Amazing game of the year
true glen
this is crazy
echo quartz
Just bought balatro mobile, needed it on the go
royal zenith
I did the thing :)
full musk
negative yorick posting 🙏
buoyant verge
She fived on my kind til I flushed
shy dove
carmine river
I beat Gold Stake finally
And it was with Madness
Madness also help me beat the last 2 stakes before Gold Stake
So
Somebody has a new favorite
compact light
carmine river
<:again:1185786257775792219>
Last run before this
Brainstorm and Blueprint on Ante 2 and only got Hanging Chad
I lost
That was really funny though
slim junco
Also it's night time
Time for my Checkered Deck White Stakes run
Because I'm a beginner and don't know how this game works
lusty rune
Don't have my keyboard don't ask why anyways check it out yall
ember root
Yes take the Baseball Card pill
light hatch
can someone tell me how to win black deck im genuinely losing my mind
queen escarp
chat do i get stickers on debuffed jokers
wise plaza
can someone tell me how to win black deck im genuinely losing my mind
Black deck sucks, buy whatever you can early to survive.
hushed acorn
chat i am actually really lazy can someone do the thinking to decide what's better to sell
constellation at 7.1
digital oxide
constellation
round garnet
4 retrig at a 2x is not getting beaten by constellation
hushed acorn
Doesn't matter i got planted
Okay so you guys were probably right but i ended up selling the sock anyway and constellation carried me through plant
run lives
wanton lantern
Hey, anyone bored to watch me play and give me advice?
digital oxide
Okay so you guys were probably right but i ended up selling the sock anyway and ...
I guess you could always find more retriggers after
uncut magnet
Don't have my keyboard don't ask why anyways check it out yall
Ok wow
Do I get show?
hushed acorn
over a polychrome jolly joker? absolutely
warm ore
flint and steel 🔥🔥🔥
hushed acorn
1.5x is not worth the potential extra copy effect
warm ore
1.5x is not worth the potential extra copy effect
It’s 2X
uncut magnet
No its 1.5
round garnet
1.5x
onyx token
I have a story for y'all. Today I was given access to go live on Tiktok, and I don't even know why because i thought you're supposed to have 1k followers, I only have 80 or so. I used this newfound power to stream myself playing Balatro for a bit, and my stream got banned for "gambling" 😭 i appealed it and they re-instated me, but then on my next stream i got restricted (possibly for my username, not sure) anyway, I guess moral of the story is, if you stream balatro be prepared for problems
uncut magnet
Yeah I did cause showman just better
digital oxide
I have a story for y'all. Today I was given access to go live on Tiktok, and I d...
balatro being considered problematic just for depicting poker is still the dumbest thing ever
onyx token
yeah really!
uncut magnet
Lmao 😂
digital oxide
you'd think them getting their rating lowered would teach some mfs a lesson on how to treat it as a game
blazing wing
just found a seed that gives you yorick on first blind in ante 1 by skipping for the mega arcana pack
uncut magnet
Naughty naughty playing a card game
kind aurora
I love obelisk
digital oxide
common obelisk W
kind aurora
This was pretty sick bc I somehow transitioned to a straight flush build late game
blazing wing
I love when this is just a thing that happens
kind aurora
how??
blazing wing
I skipped small blind for a mega arcana pack
uncut magnet
Bro I’m getting 4 glass kings now
kind aurora
oh you can get those round 1?
blazing wing
and then opened another arcana pack then got the 1/4 wheel of fortune chance lol
kind aurora
oh wait arcana packs can have the soul?
uncut magnet
blazing wing
yeah
uncut magnet
🤤
kind aurora
is it a lower chance than spectral packs
blazing wing
i think so?
idrk
i just skipped it for kicks and giggles and i guess it worked out
blazing wing
is it a lower chance than spectral packs
if you want the seed ill give you after i (hopefully) win
kind aurora
nah it's ok!
low marlin
lets go 6 long super strush
digital oxide
is that mahjongalatro
uncut magnet
Ok bruh
oblique monolith
do any of you know what joker im missing? it never shows up on shop
blazing wing
lets go 6 long super strush
tf is that
digital oxide
bro do not show a chinese grandma that shit
blazing wing
dungeon and degenerates?
low marlin
lwaguw balatro
blazing wing
or am i mistaken
oblique monolith
literally the last card to get in my collection
digital oxide
she will dominate that game
blazing wing
lwaguw balatro
wat
uncut magnet
do any of you know what joker im missing? it never shows up on shop
Stone joker
digital oxide
oh it's the league of legends thing nvm
digital oxide
low marlin
thought it was a funny SS
uncut magnet
Gives you 25 chips for each stone card in deck
low marlin
cause hehehaha
blazing wing
momento of all time
oblique monolith
Gives you 25 chips for each stone card in deck
how do i get it
uncut magnet
Um it’s been so long I don’t remember
oblique monolith
it just never shows up and i already have about 100 hours on balatro
digital oxide
I like how I was like "oh this looks kinda cool" then you zoomed out to the league of legends client
uncut magnet
Something random
Yeah that happens sometimes but you have it unlocked
Just gotta find it now
timid geyser
how do you keep track of stickers so you get c++ easier
uncut magnet
You can turn stickers on in the settings
oblique monolith
really need that stone joker, wiki says i need a stone card in my deck for it to spawn. which explains why it never appeared. useless cards...
prisma moon
how do i get it
You need stones in the deck for it to appear
oblique monolith
just figured it out
prisma moon
oops sorry
arctic jay
plucky flame
LESS GOOO UNSEEDED BAYBEE
round garnet
i love the added notification from above
plucky flame
Yea apple gives those, duno why but it feels nice
round garnet
ur phone is also screaming congrats to u
uncut magnet
Dude I just got plant but pulled a clutch with glass ace
buoyant verge
I once had a shop with two raised fists and even Steven in the middle
It was like the red version of 
round garnet
lmao
vestal nacelle
i just skipped it for kicks and giggles and i guess it worked out
it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
brisk mica
NOOO
natural negatives were goated this run
but I threw by not rerolling for bean
oblique monolith
lmao, i forgot to reroll the boss
vestal nacelle
I wonder if anyone's ever gotten an exact score of 6,942,013,378,008,135
lemme remove the commas
6942013378008135
:D
uncut magnet
lmao, i forgot to reroll the boss
Do you have a backup?
vestal nacelle
the backup is "fuck it we ball, stoner cards"
vestal nacelle
im gonna do stuff to you 💔
nuh uhhhhhh
oblique monolith
Do you have a backup?
i actually somehow beat it
uncut magnet
No glass aces like a had thank god
lost kindle
nuh uhhhhhh
i live inside ur walls
uncut magnet
Yeah it was pretty low
lost kindle
i have proof
vestal nacelle
i live inside ur walls
I live inside your m-wait that sounds wrong
uncut magnet
Erm mods ban this creep
lost kindle
Erm mods ban this creep
creep radiohead
lost kindle
ban this joker stencil creeper
creeper aw man
uncut magnet
😂
vestal nacelle
creeper aw man
so we bal at the ro
lost kindle
alrotb
uncut magnet
I’m doing glass kings
blazing wing
you already know
vestal nacelle
I’m doing glass kings
try to get a trib and sock
lost kindle
you already know
get gift card
vestal nacelle
trib replaces one of the photos and sock replaces the chad
uncut magnet
I’m hoping
blazing wing
get gift card
"get lucky"
lost kindle
should i get it?
vestal nacelle
ngl
uncut magnet
I’ve had kinda crazy rng this run so we shall see
agile pawn
"get lucky"
yeah just get lucky
get a showman and then find 107 naturally negative eggs in a row
lost kindle
yeah just get lucky
balrtor gaming
uncut magnet
vestal nacelle
tribsock red seal polyglass Q/K is my favorite late-game strat
blazing wing
yeah just get lucky
run already got rid of all its luck with the ante 1 small blind mega arcana pack tag giving me a yorick
so
uncut magnet
Had this at ante 3
vestal nacelle
since it's consistent-ish
uncut magnet
Yeah glass go brrrr
vestal nacelle
same reason I prefer observatory naneinf over baron/mime naneinf, it works on more decks and you don't immediately die afterwards 99% of the time
oblique monolith
could really go for a dna joker rn
blazing wing
same reason I prefer observatory naneinf over baron/mime naneinf, it works on mo...
true
vestal nacelle
but tribsock red seal polyglass is good bc it's the biggest dopamine number go up for me
uncut magnet
Oh now I need it
uncut magnet
Woah
tacit igloo
He's downbat
uncut magnet
Is that cannon?
lost kindle
and im considered creepy?
vestal nacelle
same reason I prefer observatory naneinf over baron/mime naneinf, it works on mo...
even without blueprint/brainstorm, the xmult on this alone is x4.7e11 if I did my math correct, since that's 6^15
uncut magnet
lol 😂
I’ll send this seed when I’m done
It’s just a cute little red stake but damn this is good
blazing wing
first ever blue stake win
blazing wing
highest swashbuckler i've ever gotten
strong rose
didnt get to screenshot the win screen
- Hanging Chad
- Photograph
- Cavendish (Polychrome)
- Ancient Joker
strong rose
highest swashbuckler i've ever gotten
u should get gift card
oblique monolith
never making it to naneinf
clear yew
do u know how?
oblique monolith
yeah
clear yew
there a whole video for new ppl
oblique monolith
i just gotta be really lucky to get the cards unseeded
strong rose
restart until perkeo ante 1
oblique monolith
restart until perkeo ante 1
