#🎙・server-chat
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even when i try to deck fix from the start i always have a few cards i dont want with no way to delete them popping up :(
iz why idol so mid
not entirely sure how i got to this point but 4 mail in rebates
also silly
How are you still alive
plasma moment
Understandable
holy shit my luck
I'd still eat it.
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it kinda looks like if somebody drew balatro from memory
it does too lmfao
Wee? Nah... Woa.
Got completionist+ with my last win being black deck
hii
so close.......
completely unbalanced meme joker idea:
a full house of 6s and 9s gives x420 mult
Poggies!!!!!!!
Any type-a chatters care to watch the number get big?
one balatrillion dollars
Type A chatter here your blueprints are misplaced they should be on the mime for the money
Hey! If i did that I would die <3
and hadn't moved it yet
And you would need to buff baron for efficiency, after playing hand, would move to copying mime for money
thank you wallpaper engine
it's cause the bottom oen is an ultrawide
and the top one isn't
lmfao
i got 2 monitors, vertical stack
leaf's gonna get demolished by a lv 1 high card
dream bbq today
why is it perishable 😭
cause it can be
it's not a scaling joker that needs time, so
well it wasnt nice
just sell it in 2 rounds xdd
wsup my drillah
hell yeh
Sup y'all
sup chief
a suh dud
I had a foil 50 chips if contains pair joker but I sold it to make sure the invisible joker would hit the mail in rebate because it would be funny
I also died like two blind later 😭
Negative invisible joker can give you more jokers than you can hold did you do that
yeah but the perishable 💔
i mean
the copy won't be perishable
unless it copies a perishable
im pretty sure the copys a perishable
tahts what google said but ive never tested it out
what
It copies a perishable
If u have one yeah
Once u sell invis joker it will copy one of ur jokers
no lmfao
Doesnt matter if it was god damn eternal
WHAT
Ok that does matter but
omg 😭 i didnt know that
hahaha okok
chat, rate the build
Yeah i givr it a
oh this is the balatro server
10
sorry chat
ignore the horse pill and play nubby's number factory
what game is tht
Nubby's Number Factory
Jake the snake goated fr
Cheese house carries ur pretty much set
i reached the quintillions
Hell yeah
Damn bro dw ull get a bigger w next time
and like 2 bp and 3 brainstorm
Obelisk naneinf
inshallah
Yes my brotha inshhhhhalllahh
i couldve acc made use of obelisk lmao
so like .15 X 70 + 1 = 11.5
Crazy
wouldve gave me a whole E by the time i played 70 rounds
but thats only if i got it natural negative
or else id never take it
and i have never taken it yet
Damn...
it obv has its uses but its not compatible with me
guys what should i replace with?
all i do is go for naneinf via baron mime build
and get screwed over one way or another every time
burnt
its ante 8 u def should have enough levels in jupiter or wtv hand u playing
Frff
holamigos
poly chrome blood stone blue print and brain strom : D
You you take me to
Funky town
gay
fr
I heart jimball
what
im Jimbo
No freaking way..
You should pick Saturn the other Saturn is bad
i think my run is more suited for saturn rn though
Yeah but that Saturn could kill your run
Saturno
I mean I’d pick Saturn but if you really wanna pick Saturn be my guest
Saturn is the best planet in balatro, Sa Turn = Season aWIN turn
Free win
brainrot...
Listen to Jerry was a racecar driver and you’ll be okay
Maybe Jerry is Jimbo Bot have a J in name
But im jimbo
Where is me???
Wuh
Did you like
Smoke 3 joints
I’m so confused
HAHAHAHAHA bURN PUPPY
hi chat
SAVE HIM

us


Bet
what is bet
Ok
tralalero tralala
ship it
Ship us
maybe i want to kiss Lynn
tralalero tralala
depends on the person you ask i guess
can u get a free wiiu
balala university
almost beat gold stake first try but i drew 4 heart cards in a row when i needed ONE spade
gold Stake is too simply
Literally my first gold stake have all cards is GOLD for the golden Stake secret run
!!!!!
@lost kindle what do you think of this run
diamonds cards, 4$ per round and x2.5
absolute graciousness
but i've had runs that were blessed by the hands of god
all poly eternl stencils
wow
i strive to be chosen by the stencil gods one day
i was chosen by the straight gods i guess
i was chosen yb the gay gods
that tribe really speaaks for itself
tribe's the devil's incarnate
tribe on checkered deck???
🗿 yeah?
sums up my current gaming life in a nutshell
localthunk and poncle (the devs of vampire survivors) are equally guilty for serving the most addictive cocaine games ever
yup lol
i mean just look at destiny
monkey brain
whole game dedicated to making number go up
tbh
I feel like it's not just the "number go up" aspect that makes them addicting alone
satisfying to play
exactly
and see teh builds come together
That’s why I rocked on Swarm Simulator and Cookie Clicker as a kid lmao
satisfactory has the same thing
and factorio
it's fun to build things and see them work and number go up
yeah
how to make me like your game:
- have simple yet in-depth and addicting gameplay (e.g. balatro, vampire survivors, etc.)
- and/or feature a charismatic/loveable character (e.g. needy streamer overload, milk visual novels, etc.)
final fantasy 14: has both 
that's like every roguelike game though
ye
I am in pain.
what's up dawg
orange stake black deck
ah
Pain
Guys is there any way to beat ante 32 without perkeo and no natural negatives
satisfactory kinda complex game iirc
I only got to e90 yesterday and that was with a natural negative brainstorm
it feels like it
but it's not
what IS complex, is optimizing it
baron mime blueprint brainstorm builds
yes correct
How many ectos do you need
but you can beat the entire game without doing any optimizations, it'll just take longer
0
Huh
if you're doing baron mime and have no way to replenish that hand size, you shouldn't be taking ectos
wait i dont think baron mime brainstorm can go e32
dont you need like e180 for ante 32
nanenif yes but not e32 i believe
I got naneinf alr
I want to beat ante 32
I had blueprint(3) brainstorm(1) baron(1) mime(1) dna(1)
on plasma
does the manacle glitch work only on manacle
why do you think it's called the manacle glitch
how did u arrange it , could maybe optimise it better
No like does it work after manacle on the 8n binds
Nah I'm good at micro managing and stuff
it was optimal
You need baron+1 = mime+2 due to AM-GM right
nah its 1:1 i believe
anyways, lvl 35 high card with omly 8 cards
triggers : mime + 1(base) + 1(seal)
baron : baron + 1(steel)
whats this website
Calculate the score of any Balatro hand
since sum is constant then acc to am-gm inequality you need baron+1=mime+2 since total mult is 1.5^(baron+1+mime+2 * handsize)
the chips are inaccurate though
how so
oh unless thats plasma
yea
after equalizing
it is
ah alright
has anyone ever doine perkeoless ante 32
also you want the blueprints/brainstorms roughly equally split
but like having 3 blues on baron and 1 blue on mime is fine
but if you have say 5
you want 3 on baron 2 on mime
No 2 on baron and 2 on mime is better
he made the wrong choice
fuck perishable jokers
Baron isn't great in high stakes anyways
yeah
be me
be with me
i would have been fine it was perishable but not blueprint
i really want to get a hit the road jack build goin one day
infinite jacks, infinite discards
it would be so awesome...
it would be so cool...
i also still need to get a glass joker to finish my joker collection
it's the last one i haven't discovered
It's a shame you'll always continue to hurt mev
who's mev
i mean its me
mev ma balls
you don't even wanna know
but the v just appear
what did you mean by this though
disregarding the typo
idk, i sink so low sometimes
anti-depressants 
balaro
this is the second time I took a rare skip into a perishable blueprint
XD

the game keeps giving me eggs with eternal lmao
I would if I got like the swashbuckler or something but it's worthless to me rn
me no furry
me play badminton
me in desert
midle of nowere
🗿
midle (east) of nowhere
nah dawg
there's literally a guy who lives middle of fucking mojave
who says furries can't play badminton
who says their good at it
thats basically any californian
anguish
🧟
seeded?
no
how do u not have any stickers
also bc i didnt bring any of these to higher stakes apparenntly
eternal luchador
Temperance value
IM SPADING OUT
Ofcourse I get a Chicot when I'm rolling with a matador
Rip wee
🔫
hello guys, i’m just curious what are the odds of this happening?
I don't get it
Bloodstone and oops all 6s synergise really well and are both uncommon
When generating Jokers at random, there is a 70% chance of generating a Common Joker, a 25% chance of generating an Uncommon Joker, and a 5% chance of generating a Rare Joker.
25% uncommon and then 2/x where x is number of uncommon jokers multiplied by 25% uncommon and 1/x
or something
so quite unlikely
I won with this
ty sir
I got to ante 12
okay I need to ask, when is matador ever useful
Sometimes
like I think it triggers on the ox but like... anything else?
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Doesn't it counteract hunter
ive once use it for fix my econ
I'm gonna be honest I never noticed it having proper interactions with my debuffed cards but maybe I didn't notice
I once hit +$32 on ante 1 boss with matador
that's really good to know though
Boss was Window, I played 3 diamond high cards and then finished with a 4oak Aces which contained all suits
After 2 hands in I tried to discard and play something bigger to score but the draw gave me 4oak Aces so I just played a 3rd HC.

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any debuffed cards trigger matador
so if ur build doesn’t rely on cards for scoring, you can just play a debuffed card in ur hand every round and that’s $32 for the boss round
is it normal to play mostly flushes all the time
ye
great thanks
you should move away from them but they're just really easy hands to play
new players play a lot of flushes as they are clear to see and score well, but be sure to experiment with other hand types and synergies 🙂
I see
i have a stupid question..
if i use hanged man tarot (destroys 2 cards) and then discard 5 cards, will i be dealt 7 cards back, or only 5 cards?
7
thanks bro
Who
or no cards left
Fein.
I been playing the game since yesterday I understand now
need mod assistance pls
Did you get messaged by someone asking about your channel?
Just passing by to Say goodnight
Nini
C7UMH2LP seed got Trib on like ante 2 spectral pack
Then a chicot later on in ante 14 💀
breaks instantly
Moderator assistance
Found a user I think has been hijacked
then DM a mod, or ping the role
anyone ever actually break the cavendish
yup
3 times
no shot
Who should I get rid for chad
I think my deck is good enough
mfw no hand levels
Sead peak skin clear run serving absolute tea
(Round 2 blueprint and ante 4 yorick)
for the pillar boss, if i have duplicates of the exact same card and i only use one, do all of them get debuffed, or just one card?
if you dupe the card after it was played that ante / already debuffed, it also becomes debuffed
hmmmmmmmmmmm
sell gold
so if it was already a dupe, it would not be affected?
oh you're doing gold stake?
I'm not actually doing gold stickers, just going towards C+ currently
it would not be affected, yes.
then yeah you should sell gold
you got enough econ anyways
actually sold the red card😭
pop an enhancement on it xdd
if copying trio was best with brain, then you probably didn't need red card
got perkolator
the one time a soul doesnt give you chicot
yeah
perkeo sooooo useless
or like yorick just before ante 8 big blind which was what I got yesterday
day 2 of egg. may egg be with you and not killed by your dagger today 
i cant stand these chicot hate
chicot is PEAK
you dont know it yet
you dont get it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mfw i was cosplaying chicot for a while now
I've got 5 souls these two days, it's actually crazy
Chicot:
! Temperance value
! Ceremonial value
- nothing else at all
dont cripple your boss
yuuuuuuuuuup
bad
and one of the 5 times I didn't even pick the soul up
but good sir
boss blinds
directors cut:
erm rule 11 🤓
D:
*dismember you
that's not nice :(
chicot haters when they get vesseled
EXACTLY
the intrepid 3x score joker I would have had to replace for it:
chicot is peak:(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
chicot is the bane of my existence
vessel is not that bad comparing to those times when you've got grabber and nacho and thinking you're all set and the next boss is needle
shuffle me jimbos
Jimbo pmo
bro's too lucky that 3x is a chopping block
never punished smh
ok got golden sticker for perkolator
chad+justice+perkeo easy example of why this is wrong lol
or the 1.5x voucher for planet
gros michel loves breaking the first turn or never breaking
the house always wins
proof that ragebait is still believable
i need help withblue stake can i have help
Fuck we gon do
is there a specific server for modding?
🐌
Hit obviously
I’ve played that blackjack roguelike before and it works every time 50% of the time
Lost another run violet vessel
Bro didn't even see how I look and is assuming
Perish
im all in
@red hamlet what happened to chicot btw
Bit got boring
Fair
All in my DMs
check your DMs
oh my god i almost messed up the run
YEAHHHHH
okay didnt got much progress but
i got 1 more legendary joker gold sticker
ngl
this run was painful
i was always in debt
who says balatro isnt real
??
ts me 💔
me off 💔
"off" wht s br wrtng 💔
sty brl km ns tr ❤️
What's the play here? what should I be looking for (feel like shortcut was a mistake in hindsight)
stonks 
that normal bro:)
alright
very dollar dollar
let people feel special
yeah smh my head
idc too much but im still relatively new so it was cool to see both tags
the balatro effect seems to kick in after 12 hours
yeah lots of money from begginingalways cool

for?
possible silksong
hell nah
POSSIBLE
silksong release april 5th
LET PEOPLE DREAM
impossible in this chat smh
MLK
and it will be announced TODAY
I hope silksong never releases 😈
balat ro
cant wait for balatro 2
bartlo
the mime has to have a person to run the show
This Joker Card Is Mime, And This Diamond Sign!
me when the hand has no size
Man her shoes ain't even tied. She's going nowhere.
high card
is this an omen that... silk song isn't coming out? 😨
why i love erratic
Wat card is that?????
is it just me or am I going crazy
what
taking bets on how long until the black stake rage
*the one time you ignore the boss blind
99% of silk song enjoyers quit before their game finally drops
Silksong will release when half life 3 releases
should I grind plasma deck
its over silksong does not silksong
DREAM AN IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
There's nothing to quit
Quit hoping
Silksong MFs tweaking when Cottontune drops
Man I still never beat hollow night
I never played
It's cool, platformers aren't usually my thing but was able to grab my attention better than most
and rhythm heaven
SIL;KSONG COPE
Without fear of sounding like a contrarian, Nintendo products haven't been worth buying in years
oui oui french man
tbh it's fair for it to be the weakest direct anyway
but two peaks are always welcomed
La vie vaut bel et bien la peine d'être vécue.
im sorry i dont speak french my friend'
rhythm heaven was a blessing
but tomodachi life is a hand of god
Mfw the switch is peak selling console
bartlo on switch 2
the switch is nintendo locking in and making an objectively good product
the only consoles people buy are the ps5, switch, and steamdeck
people buy the most recent consoles, what a surprise
<@&1133519078540185692> bot
gone
yeah fair enough
steamdeack was auhhh
yea
im no fan of it
gaming laptops were always a better option for me
steamdeck is too expensive, too big and almost entirely for people who already have a computer
Steamdeck is for people who want a switch but able to run games that aren't on the switch
Personal opinion, I don't really give a shit about running something like COD in my bed
Like the games that are fun on the go are also not very intensive
Like some racing games sure but there's also like 0 of them
im ON MY LAST STRAW CHAT
they call you the camel
f125
gt7
ac
first 2 r good w a racing rig
Assassins creed is a good racing game yeah
wym in my bed?
It is ac
Just making a joke lmfao
god the new ui is disgusting
Don't ruin your user experience challenge
99% of companies fail
i found a fix
might get flagged but https://gist.github.com/n1d3v/0a856d98b9adda5dda96c0deae32b4f3
ok cool
the gist is install vencord and toggle off the ui in experiments
Just carry your entire setup with you, simple

quadrupulet
u might need more tribs
the plant incoming
lel
photochad enjoyers when you tell them to touch grass (they fear The Plant)
mfw that's not even photochad
scroll up
Tribby chad
photribchad
God save invisible joker
not even close
I mena I’d say it’s legal gambling LOL
it's real life gambling in the same way that playing bloodborne on my pc is the same as owning a ps4
isnt gambling legal..?
there is
(joke post)
mb

Obviously, it’s not really gambling.. It’s just high score number go up.. but I will say every time I play..I’m gambling with losing the entire day 
forgot to send it faster
i mean
balatro is just math
so ts is my math finals revision 😄
do you have a brainstorm
one
speechbubble
i got furries.
Furries
this seed is cool i think
MY BRAINPRINT WHERE IS IT
WHERE IS MY YURI
whats the website
nonNononnoonNOOOOONONONONO
hi did you call
IVE HAD ENOUGH BRAINPRINT YURI
I should animate that

any1 got any good balatro ships?
why is the cover for r/balatro brainprint???
Bipolar
it’s peak
best ship ever
goated suggestion tho
we need a legendary joker that copies both the left AND right joker
and it's sister
nah too broken
MORE BLUEPRINTS
nothing is too broken for this game
brainprint or bluestorm,,,,,?
i love bartlo ❤️
real
dont worry balatro fan LocalThunks got you enough obelisk rare tags to feed you your entire life
JIMBO REV UP THE PLANT THE GOLDSTAKES HUNGRY

um the one that makes you play five cards??
sigh. im still waiting for the daily balatro yuri
where
i mean like
i love 5oak
so like
yea
its like giving me a glass of water
sometimes its nice but osmetimes i cant take it
i give you a glass of sparkling water
just give me hydrochloric acid at that point
balat ro
'
I won with hand size 6 💀
I'm a very big fan of racing games but my point was there a very few good ones (also the good ones are all older), f1 25 is boring, grand tourismo is great but only on ps, assessto is 12 years old
PS2 reigns supreme
what abt the new asseto?
have you tried nightrunners
it sucks but the stylization is cool
Tokyo extreme racer better
competitione?
Freakylingo
german
I want to be Medic Tf2
also
LMAOOOOO
best quote. +4 mult is +4 mult
He stares as "You are my mother" is right next to him
du bist meine frau
We’re missing out on a sick astronomer and constellation ship
garbage ass company
You are my mother.
No thanks
disowning your ass
Damn
ofc burnt joker is being sold
smily
if playing 5 faces, smiley
Okok yeah. And I hopefully will
3+ faces - smiley
This feels like too good rng so I’ll srsly be disappointed if I lose this run
Ante 2 and I have blueprint, smiley, chad
Yeye ic
wdym
How do I strengthen this more? Just level planet, spam tarots to get more faces
And maybe face jokers
sock and buster
should i touch grass
react to cast ur vote
balatrillion
300%
how
Nvm I’m running space joker dna
No! (How many hours)?
only 47.1 lol
im a god
x3 would be 141.3 tho
got some work to do
Really?
yes
In what fucking world
insane luck
nope 100% vanilla
how do i change it from madness mode
new profile
erm
Foil degree arcana pack
lol
Tactical sewer slide
how do I disable console from loadings mods *(which I've deleted) but whenever I delete the mods folder it keeps recreating each launch
uninstalled the mod manager too and allat
i want to go back to vanilla for achievments
🤯🤯
Idk how I didn’t think of that
The question is. What type of relationship would it be
based jimbo
5x mult lol
Exactly
Constellation wouldn’t see how it could work and astronomer would be persistent with it
Yorick my baby oh my baby where’s my baby
chat rate my build
Probably wouldn’t win against the wall
fr
well those face cards aint gonna work well
u may be cooked..
What do you mean?
I just lost a run because my bf accidentally sold my sock and buskin because his wet hair hit my phone 😭😭😭
Hmmm
“I’m literally a group of stars that the human mind finds a pattern in.”
“I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH”
Yah but like. Constellation.
If it was “human” esk. Would be with astronomer
What’s that
Cease.
give them to me RN
so yeah 300% will be happening in 43 years








