🎙・server-chat

[zinc kite]

yes but getting four finger just for that

no

[kindred seal]

assuming early game

like ante 2/3

[zinc kite]

early game u prolly dont have consistent steels

[opaque shard]

I def should've transitioned into high card at some point

I still won tho

[red hamlet]

[zinc kite]

also even if you do four fingers give you an extra steel in hands

1.5x

congrats?

[opaque shard]

The trockroach

[red hamlet]

transroach

holy

skibidi

[opaque shard]

It adds a lot believe it or not

[brave saddle]

what's the best deck for gold stake

[kindred seal]

What about polychrome four fingers

[digital tusk]

ur cooked

[kindred seal]

For ante 8

[opaque shard]

Black deck

[zinc kite]

plasma/checkered to get started

imo

[digital tusk]

i did yellow as my first gold stake

[brave saddle]

plasma hard purple+ stake

[kindred seal]

Can I ban you for this

[brave saddle]

scaling is crazy

[opaque shard]

My first gold stake was red deck

[brave saddle]

checkered deck is solid

[opaque shard]

Sure

[solemn elm]

Blue

[brave saddle]

me first gol steak

[zinc kite]

get runner or wee or some chip joker

win

[brave saddle]

oo

[solemn elm]

This could not be further from the truth

Plasma is bottom three at gold stake

[digital tusk]

i did purple chips only today! third attempt, first one i was 783k/800k sob

[zinc kite]

most people say it was the easiest

[solemn elm]

who 😭

[brave saddle]

gg

[zinc kite]

what 😭

[solemn elm]

you do not talk to real people istg

[brave saddle]

until purple stake

[solemn elm]

plasma is bottom 3

[opaque shard]

I think Roffle said it

[brave saddle]

purple+ and its hell

[zinc kite]

I asked when I got started and these were the answers i got

[kindred seal]

Yellow deck was my first gold stake

[zinc kite]

(plasma was my last gold lmao)

[brave saddle]

ante 2 2000 chips small blind

[solemn elm]

you sure they weren't just talking about low stakes

[zinc kite]

I said gold...

from my experience it was blue or abandoned

taught me how to scale

[solemn elm]

it's blue no doubt

[digital tusk]

i’d say yellow, checked if you like flushes, or ghost deck

[opaque shard]

What's the best joker for every deck

[digital tusk]

ghost deck is quite rng sometimes

[solemn elm]

blue is the best for the same reasons that black is the worst

[zinc kite]

blueprint
blueprint
blueprint
blueprint

[brave saddle]

im gunna get that one next then :D

[kindred seal]

Agree

[brave saddle]

tho i heard that anaglyph is the best deck for completionist++

[zinc kite]

negative tag

[opaque shard]

Blueprint is just the best joker in general

[solemn elm]

Up to a certain point

[zinc kite]

once you have a few left though

[digital tusk]

ehh perkeo exists

[brave saddle]

perkeo bad at gold stake

[kindred seal]

Not inherently

[zinc kite]

white stake

[opaque shard]

Perkeo is alright on gold stake

[summer shale]

Only if you're lucky to get a Negative Skip Tag on late antes

[zinc kite]

gold its still good but not nearly as good

[brave saddle]

it's as good as your best joker

[brave saddle]

time to become a streamer

[solemn elm]

as good as your best compatible joker

[zinc kite]

stuntman on plasma tho

perfection

[opaque shard]

Oh yea true

[solar portal]

i hate stuntman

[summer shale]

The best deck for ++ is the one you enjoy playing most with

[opaque shard]

Well either him or wee

[zinc kite]

cringe

[solar portal]

im too handsizepilled

[hybrid swan]

in other words yellow

[solemn elm]

5 stuntmen doesn't beat plasma vv

[brave saddle]

painted deck 😈

[solar portal]

i never take ectoplasm i'd rather die

[digital tusk]

you have more than one hand ✨

[summer shale]

Mine is Ghost

[brave saddle]

black deck 😈😈😈

[solemn elm]

it doesn't beat it in 4

[worn gust]

My beloved

[solemn elm]

it beats it in 6

[solar portal]

abandoned deck mah beloved

[zinc kite]

well I know scaling chips is better in the long run but WHAT

[zinc kite]

I thought you would like painted more

[solemn elm]

I'm talking purple+ btw

[zinc kite]

yes ik

[solar portal]

i love painted but abandoned on top

[digital tusk]

that just isn’t true

[solar portal]

i also like green and ghost

[zinc kite]

625^2

um

[solemn elm]

yes it is. plasma vv purple+ is 2.4m
625^2 is ~400k

[zinc kite]

wait wha

[red hamlet]

now what if you just win in 8 cards 🥱

1 card per blind

[summer shale]

Painted is hard to for ++ grind, cause of one less Joker slot

[solemn elm]

already been done by dr spectred iirc

[red hamlet]

ye

[solar portal]

yeah painted isn't the best

[solemn elm]

painted is bottom 5

[solar portal]

when u have fewer joker slots u cant rly afford to carry duds for stickers

[solemn elm]

but it's fun

[solar portal]

i like it tho

[turbid ermine]

it was a good run

[zinc kite]

painted is my least favourite by far

[undone oxide]

i love naneinf seeds blind is 30k and im making 300m

[zinc kite]

fym less jokers

[digital tusk]

its 800k?

[solemn elm]

PURPLE+

😭😭😭

I love when people read

[solar portal]

my least favorite decks are nebula and erratic

[zinc kite]

pray for this guy

[digital tusk]

its still 800k idk what you want me to say

[solemn elm]

???

[lost kindle]

bro erratic fun wym

[solemn elm]

are you stupid /genq

[solar portal]

?????

[zinc kite]

nebula is kinda reasonable but erratic??

[thin pilot]

where my plasma deck enjoyers

🙏

[zinc kite]

not here

ba bye

[solar portal]

ii just like organization

if my deck is uneven i TWEAK

[zinc kite]

It's funny to randomly draw 5oak okay

[solar portal]

and i dont wanna have to memorize my deck to be able to discard optimally

[thin pilot]

this is so sad

[solar portal]

nebula erratic and plasma are the only decks i haven't gold staked yet

[zinc kite]

I just look at the most common rank and deckfix towards that

[solar portal]

when trying to gold stake i enjoyed decks i thought i would dislike like zodiac or yellow

[digital tusk]

base boss bind is 100k. plasma doubles to 200k. then green stake makes it 400k. and purple stake makes it 800k

what am i missing here

[solemn elm]

😭

[solar portal]

but i just can't like nebula and erratic

[solemn elm]

violet vessel is X6 base, not x2

[solar portal]

he's talking about violet vessel

[solemn elm]

so it's another X3 on top of that

making it 2.4m

[digital tusk]

who said anything about violet vessel 😭

[solemn elm]

LITERALLY ME

[solar portal]

him multiple times lol

[zinc kite]

LMAO

[solemn elm]

THATS WHAT VV MEANS

[solar portal]

vv stands for violet vessel

[opaque shard]

Okay my list

Red deck: Yorick
Blue deck: Any joker that scales by hands played (maybe green joker)
Yellow deck: Any economy based joker (maybe red card or dagger)
Green deck: Vagabond
Black deck: Stencil
Magic deck: Fortune teller
Nebula deck: Constellation
Ghost deck: Hologram
Abandoned deck: Ride the Bus
Checkered deck: Bloodstone (honorary mention to arrowhead)
Zodiac deck: Probably driver's license or vampire
Anaglyph deck: Throwback(?)
Plasma deck: Stuntman and/or Wee Joker
Erratic deck: Depends on what deck you got (consistently it's probably the family)

[solemn elm]

her*

[solar portal]

mb

[solemn elm]

nws

[digital tusk]

wait omg thats what vv means 😭 i thought they were idk random symbols

sorrry

[solemn elm]

what the fuck 😭

[digital tusk]

its 2am im sorry im so tired

[zinc kite]

well at least u realised

[solar portal]

seems agreeable mostly

[undone oxide]

most normal naneinf seed

[opaque shard]

Hi so tired I'm Palu

[zinc kite]

now go to bed fym its 2am

[digital tusk]

im in bed dw <3

[solar portal]

you should probably stop talking to the gambling addicts on ur phone and sleep a bit tehee

[digital tusk]

why the tehee im scared

my window is open too, its so hot

[solar portal]

idk i just talk weird whoops

[solar portal]

i know no need to tell me

[zinc kite]

yellow deck i think bull would fit best

[digital tusk]

let me organise my plushies then i sleep

[solar portal]

rebate works super well on red and abandoned deck

[red hamlet]

plushie spread

rn

[digital tusk]

too eepy

[opaque shard]

Eh it's better to spend money rather than keep it most of the time

[zinc kite]

also stencil is cringe

[stray mantle]

Cheeky bastard

Showman try not to showman himself challenge

[opaque shard]

Stencil is awesome

[solar portal]

i disliek stencil but i got a double shiny stenci run this mornin' and it was nice

[solar portal]

obama giving himself a medal meme

[zinc kite]

unless you get ankh or invis its dogshit after the first 2 antes

[red hamlet]

stencil naneinf wooo

[proper hawk]

Balatro noob back again. This feels like a pretty good start

[thin pilot]

ya all ever think obelisk would be a legendary

[proper hawk]

I can’t eait to see how I’ll throw it

[red hamlet]

so peak

[wheat pollen]

yall throw EVERY single mod you can at me

please

[red hamlet]

#1209506514763522108

[wheat pollen]

mb

[proper hawk]

No but I srs don’t know

I think it seems good

[wheat pollen]

its not on my server list which i HATE discord for doing that btw

[red hamlet]

ancient joker is pretty good, even if a bit annoying to play around

[proper hawk]

Agreed

[red hamlet]

hanging chad is one of the best commons
midas is good cause cash money
scary face is aight

[thin pilot]

ya all sleeping on campfire

[proper hawk]

Wdym scary face chad is peak

[thin pilot]

most dogshit card

i mean jonkler

[red hamlet]

scary face on it's own is like alright

what IS peak with chad

is photo

[thin pilot]

yeah for like

1 ante

maybe ante 2 as well

[red hamlet]

scary face gets better on plasma deck

where big number is better

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/yomi-yuumi-gif-24250850

[proper hawk]

But I’m guessing I just play around flush now? Like slave for ancient mask

[solemn elm]

It's the server owner(s)/mod(s) fault. it's set-up to be off by default

[proper hawk]

Where do I go from here

[red hamlet]

ye

[proper hawk]

Because this won’t carry me to the end

[solemn elm]

you have to enable those channels manually on channels and roles

[red hamlet]

get planets
mult/lucky cards

[thin pilot]

did usend ss

[proper hawk]

Yes

[red hamlet]

sock and buster for reproc on faces

[solemn elm]

You level flushes

[red hamlet]

photo if you can for even more multi

[proper hawk]

What and what?

[thin pilot]

sock

[solemn elm]

and keep an eye out for boss blinds

[thin pilot]

or dusk

[solemn elm]

specifically suit bosses

[solemn elm]

because those can be the death of you if you don't lock in

[wheat pollen]

in fairness idk a single person who actually checks that list unless prompted to

[proper hawk]

Oh that thing yeah

[solemn elm]

you can avoid dying to suit bosses entirely if you pay attention with ancient joker

[proper hawk]

Absolutely peak card I got my best run so far with that and iirc tribulet

[red hamlet]

Oh yeah
If your ancient joker is on a suit that's not debuffed by the upcoming boss blind
It might be a good idea to consider skipping to guarantee you won't get fucked over

specifically for if you're going into a big blind

[thin pilot]

This is what u need baby

[solemn elm]

if the suit that ancient joker is on is debuffed' that ante, you play the blind, otherwise you skip to the boss blind (unless you're about to go into the small blind)

[thin pilot]

u should get obelisk and ruin ur run

[solemn elm]

because ancient joker can't be the same suit twice in a row

[red hamlet]

this got dic pic energy lmfao

[proper hawk]

Oh shit tysm

[strong rose]

true

[thin pilot]

shii

it does actually

[solemn elm]

It's the only joker that says 'changes every round' that actually HAS to change every round

[red hamlet]

also stop being unhelpful when people are genuinely asking for help

[solemn elm]

the rest just reroll but don't have to change

They can repeat

[thin pilot]

🙏

fine ill be helpful

[proper hawk]

But what happens if sleeper luck. And I don’t get the ancient mask flush

I just die?

[solemn elm]

(castle, rebate, idol)

[thin pilot]

Get dusk

[red hamlet]

If you don't manage to get it in all hands and dicsards, it wasn't meant to be

[proper hawk]

Amen

[solemn elm]

I think it's actually impossible

[proper hawk]

Either way cya will go play and report back

[thin pilot]

god bless

[idle wedge]

can i have a coach im trying to beat green stake

[solemn elm]

Within 4 discards, 3 hands and the 8 initial draw

[thin pilot]

ofc bro

best u can haveright here

[idle wedge]

add me back

[thin pilot]

send the mscreenshots\

oh shi aight

[solemn elm]

that's 35+8 for 43. I guess you could lowroll and have your entire suit be bottomdecked

[zinc kite]

or maybe ur playing black deck

[solemn elm]

she just isn't though

[zinc kite]

didnt scroll up enough

e

[solemn elm]

I also said 4 discards 3 hands

[agile osprey]

35+8 is a prime number, a twin prime (with 41), and a Heegner number, and it's also the fourth term in Sylvester's sequence.

[red hamlet]

[zinc kite]

no I was talking about hypotheticals

[agile osprey]

is that from houseki

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-deer-deer-deer-stare-deer-1000-yard-stare-deer-1000-yard-gif-7101911729098963804

[red hamlet]

[chrome rampart]

finally a gold stake that isn't photochad

[proper hawk]

Ok I got shoot the moon. It’s gg

[solemn elm]

shoot the moon is bad with your build

[proper hawk]

Wait

[solemn elm]

because it procs after the xmult from AJ

[proper hawk]

It’s not gg

[zinc kite]

+mult behind x mult and 3 rentals

damn

congrats tho

[thin pilot]

lesssgo

[solemn elm]

bad joker order be damned

[chrome rampart]

boss blind shuffled my jimbos!

[red hamlet]

🥱 holo before license

[solemn elm]

should've held blueprint

[proper hawk]

What if I put it before?

[red hamlet]

BRO HE'S SQUARE

[zinc kite]

ah alright

[solemn elm]

You can hold a joker to stop it shuffling

[red hamlet]

LITERALLY IMMUNE TO SHUFFLING

[zinc kite]

TRUE

[solemn elm]

Nope. It's about the stage of activation

[red hamlet]

BRO BE LIKE
MMMM I CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE IS SQUARE JOKER

[proper hawk]

Ouch

Then I’m throwing

[solemn elm]

Ancient Joker is on-score, which goes before held in-hand

[agile osprey]

wait which one

[zinc kite]

how did you have this image ready

[proper hawk]

Any way to learn order?

[chrome rampart]

+10 or +30 mult wasn't a win or lose for me

[proper hawk]

Because game does in fact not tell that

[agile osprey]

it says

[zinc kite]

yes but bad joker order is an unforgivable sin

[shy dove]

experience

[proper hawk]

I mean stage of activation

[proper hawk]

Valid

[agile osprey]

??? name

[solemn elm]

Select Blind -> Round Start -> On-score -> held in hand -> post On-score/post score -> end of round

[solemn elm]

where

[agile osprey]

up ur butt and around the corner

[red hamlet]

Riff Raff > Ancient Joker > Shoot The Moon > Driving License > Golden Joker
as examples

[solemn elm]

not very nice :(

[shy dove]

dude why is it only this server that gets people going like "erm... the name? lol"

[solemn elm]

What

[red hamlet]

like
Joker examples
and the order they activate

[solemn elm]

That just does not match with what the stages are at all

[red hamlet]

wa

[zinc kite]

lol

[red hamlet]

idk the diff ebtween select bvlind and round start because they're basicalyl htye same to me 🥱

[solemn elm]

You gave examples as if they were corresponding to the stages I stated

[shy dove]

like evertone else can be normal abt it

[solemn elm]

Certificate Vs Marble Joker

[red hamlet]

yeah that tells me nothing cause they're the same to me

[zinc kite]

also theres a stage for gold cards and blue seals no?

[solemn elm]

Certificate is blind select, marble joker is round start

[red hamlet]

fairs

[solemn elm]

That's end of round

[zinc kite]

was following lynn's and not urs

[solemn elm]

you can copy certificate then switch to copying marble joker and you'll have copied both

because they activate at different stages

[red hamlet]

finna make me post nsfw

[zinc kite]

what

💀

[zinc kite]

ok...

[red hamlet]

what did you expect, my personal gallery?

[shy dove]

heh. what did you expect. porn???

[agile osprey]

Open Balatro - > Select play - > Select deck - > Select blind - > Select flush - > Select cash out - > Select jolly joker - > Select next round - > Select investment skip tag - > Select blind - > Select pair - > Select pair - > Select pair - > Select pair - > Select pair - > Select exit to menu - > Select quit

[red hamlet]

😭 lost my shit when he said that

[solemn elm]

severance is peak

[red hamlet]

old man yaoi saying goon

[solemn elm]

best show I've watched in years

[solemn elm]

I love them I love them I love them

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-fellow-gooners-gif-11992668248964818345

[proper hawk]

Im feeling kinda fine, got recyclomancy and wasteful. Photograph and Jupiter 7 on ante 6

[red hamlet]

i still need to finish the last 2 eps

[solemn elm]

yeah you actually just can't not draw the suit you need

[solemn elm]

it got renewed for s3 btw

[red hamlet]

i'm #aware

i'm also waiting for silo s3

[solar portal]

aye boss what da plan boss

[red hamlet]

get in my DMs

[agile osprey]

y'all are fr sleeping on _90_ ngl

[solemn elm]

I'm awake

[proper hawk]

WE ARE GAMVLING IT ALL AWAY ON SPECTRALS

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[gentle valley]

I don't have much money and I'm playing a pirated version of the game

[red hamlet]

no, we won't buy you the game

[proper hawk]

Hex is calling my name

It whispers sweet things in my ear

[gentle valley]

I don't need her lol

[opaque shard]

Fun fact lucky cat can be the fastest scaling xmult joker in the game

[gentle valley]

I will not support the developer with money😎😎😎

[proper hawk]

Wow so cool. Not supporting your local indie dev

Go back to X

[solemn elm]

then don't ask people to buy the game for you

because by doing so you are indirectly supporting the developer with money

[proper hawk]

^

[red hamlet]

hit the road, actually

potentially campfire

[zinc kite]

tf did i miss what

[solemn elm]

someone begging

[solar portal]

campfire mah goat

[opaque shard]

Hit the road has a limited amount or xmult anyway

Of*

[red hamlet]

howogwam

[gentle valley]

So I'm not asking

[zinc kite]

hit the road 🤮

[solemn elm]

you're implicitly begging

[red hamlet]

Hell, glass joker can scale faster if you're truly unlucky

[gentle valley]

lol

[zinc kite]

yeah my glass always breaks so i love glass joker

[opaque shard]

Lucky cat can trigger multiple times with a single card

[gentle valley]

im from 2ch\

[solemn elm]

can't trigger multiple times if you hit both on a single score though

[solar portal]

what's that

[zinc kite]

we're not gonna lecture you on pirating or some shit but why do you need to tell us about it

[agile osprey]

stinky dungeon

[opaque shard]

It's still faster than any other xmult joker in the game

[solemn elm]

yeah I don't really care about piracy, hell I pirate games myself, I just do it to non-indie developed games

[proper hawk]

Ppl should I get throwback and start skipping more blinds?

[gentle valley]

this is an analog of 4chan from Russia

[proper hawk]

It’s currently 1.25x ante7

[solemn elm]

Per scale, no.
Per hand? potentially, but not realistically

[solar portal]

i can smell you from here

[zinc kite]

No one gives a fuck go away 😭

[solemn elm]

Obelisk is the fastest scaling joker per hand/round typically

[gentle valley]

cool

[zinc kite]

I used to hate obelisk

[opaque shard]

I guess consistently yeah

[zinc kite]

funny how its my fav rare now

[solemn elm]

So did everyone

My favourite rare is ancient joker

[red hamlet]

wouldn't it be vampire with midas? .5x per 5 played

[zinc kite]

based

[opaque shard]

Everyone begins hating obelisk until they use it

[solemn elm]

'typically'

[red hamlet]

das a big word

puppy no get it

(autism)

[solemn elm]

same

call that the bifecta

[zinc kite]

I have gotten vampire midas once in my life

wasnt even that good 😭

[red hamlet]

audhd gaming

[solemn elm]

gotten is such a stupid word

[solemn elm]

I have the triple comorbidities

[zinc kite]

?

[red hamlet]

doesn't help i'm on sertraline as well so my depression is fixed a lil

[solar portal]

i thought gotten was a dragon ball character

[solar portal]

NOOO WAYYYY IM ON THAT TOO

[red hamlet]

so i have MORE energy

also bpd

we love trust issues

[solemn elm]

in British English we say 'got', 'gotten' is an American thing

[opaque shard]

Let me just put it like this: It's easier to get the best case scenario for scaling lucky cat than it is to get the best case scenario for scaling any other xmult joker

[red hamlet]

best case is 5 face cards with 4 socks 🥱

[solemn elm]

best case scenario for lucky cat is as many retriggers as you can get

[zinc kite]

"I have got vampire midas once in my life"

?

[solemn elm]

Wrong

[red hamlet]

sock my buskin

[solemn elm]

can always add another sock in there

or another hack or another chad

[agile osprey]

I'm on bicalutamide

https://tenor.com/view/online-pet-club-wanwan-happy-excited-anime-gif-5851207893245983183

[solemn elm]

I'm on HRT too 🔥

[red hamlet]

well i'm assuming 5 joker slots

[solemn elm]

so you're banning negatives

[red hamlet]

yeah cause the nlike

wha'ts stopping us from just going
"ok well i have negative showman and infinite socks, i win"

[solemn elm]

nothing

[shy dove]

realism

you can assume someone can find an ecto

[agile osprey]

your character can't do that nuh uh I win

[red hamlet]

cypro + sublingual

[solemn elm]

you can assume someone can crimson/chicot manacle tech to get 100 handsize and then use 13 ectos

[red hamlet]

12.5mg cypro
2mg e x2 daily

[shy dove]

i take pills

[proper hawk]

Wish me luck. I think it’s gg for green chip

[shy dove]

2mg e 100 mg spiro 100 mg prog

[solemn elm]

Same

I'm on 50mg of spiro actually

[solemn elm]

reorder your cards

put the lucky face first

[agile osprey]

1 hour - autism subliminal
1 hour - Asian subliminal
1 hour - Einstein subliminal

[proper hawk]

PS: do I play face cards first so the ballot activates on them or last so the photo activates late and doubles multi

Idk how this works

[red hamlet]

6 hours - sublingual goon

[agile osprey]

🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎

[proper hawk]

(Ignore photo being disabled ofc)

[red hamlet]

move it, ye

[zinc kite]

first

[red hamlet]

drag that bitch to the left

with photo and cahd you want face first

[proper hawk]

Okok

[red hamlet]

so it activates a couple times and gives you x8

[proper hawk]

Oh photo reactivates?

That’s op

[red hamlet]

ye c:

[opaque shard]

Speaking of lucky cat I think it would be cool if they released the figurine irl

[proper hawk]

Tyy

[red hamlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko

[proper hawk]

Gg green chip

[shy dove]

i remember finding the photochad combo on my own and feeling so damn cool

[proper hawk]

Learned a lot with this run

Ty everyone

[opaque shard]

Yea I mean the design of the joker itself

A maneki neko of the lucky cat joker

[solemn elm]

It's a pretty standard design

[zinc kite]

it'd just be a regular 招き猫

[agile osprey]

wait what if I made a video called Completionist ++ subliminal and it was just sounds of mult and chips adding up and win sounds

[opaque shard]

I mean it has the joker facepaint right

[red hamlet]

no, it just has the yellow on the eyes

lmfao

[opaque shard]

That's different enough

Ah

[opaque shard]

Close enough

[red hamlet]

nowadays this is plastered everywhere

[stray mantle]

Do I get rid of a BP or perkeo

[solemn elm]

Do you not have directors

It's ante 20 😭

[strong rose]

nice play

[red hamlet]

you got more than enough cryptids for naneinf if that's waht you're going for

[stray mantle]

Blueprint can come back trough showman but it's rare and needed meanwhile perkeo isn't needed anymore but it can't really comebsxk

Comeback

[stray mantle]

I want ante 39 too

[solemn elm]

yeah you can naneinf rn

[stray mantle]

I can't naneinf when I'm planted

[solemn elm]

Then you're gonna need to keep perkeo

[stray mantle]

Yeah

[red hamlet]

also brainstorm the mime 🅱️erhaps?

[stray mantle]

I'd love to get a voucher skip

[stray mantle]

I do that

[red hamlet]

kewl

[solemn elm]

yeah your joker order is really suboptimal for scoring

it's suboptimal for everything

[stray mantle]

This isn't the order I use for scoring 💀

3 BP on baron brainstorm on mime

[solemn elm]

do you have red seal but not steel?

[proper hawk]

Well fuck me. The ox was p unlucky

[stray mantle]

The BP on the right side is because I was going to sell that one but I had doubts

[red hamlet]

it's always most played hand

[lost kindle]

its 39 dola

[stray mantle]

I have a mix of gold and steel atm

All red seals

[proper hawk]

Oh wait

Okok

[proper hawk]

Well I’m bad at earning money

[proper hawk]

I get 5 interest and 3 hand money every turn can’t do much better

[strong rose]

• Rocket ($17, Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Certificate (Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Card Sharp (Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Square Joker (Negative, +0 Chips)
• Vampire (Negative, x1.9 Mult, Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)
• Baseball Card
• Hologram (x6.25 Mult, Baseball Card → x1.5 Mult)

[stray mantle]

Anyways I'm booting a blueprint I can get it back through showman

[proper hawk]

gg ante 11 round 30

Im happy atleast

[stray mantle]

Well well well.

Look who showed up way too late

Holy shit negative hallucination looks cursed

[proper hawk]

At what point should I switch deck? I will go mad if I do all stakes default deck before playing anything else

[red hamlet]

Justin Trudaeu?

[red hamlet]

Whenever you feel like it

[zinc kite]

whenever u feel like it/get bored of current deck

[proper hawk]

And another question (sorry for asking so many. How tf do I use square joker? Like it seems so specific and 4 chips is nothing

[red hamlet]

4 cards
Scored or not

[proper hawk]

There’s one card ik that gets stronger with 3- hands. But 4??

[crimson pendant]

You download Cryptid that's how you use it

[red hamlet]

Nah

[red hamlet]

It's a weaker chip joker but it's easy to scale

[crimson pendant]

For real though just Two Pair it up. Take the Two Pair pill

[red hamlet]

It quickly adds up

Two pair, 3oak, 4oak

Hell, pair and high card too

[crimson pendant]

5birch

[proper hawk]

Ok. So now I can scale this mid joker while losing the ability to use the better hands

[red hamlet]

You can scale it and use a better hand

Also 4oak is perfectly fine lol

[strong rose]

needs more kings

[stray mantle]

Real

[proper hawk]

Nvm I take everything back

Awesome card

Really fun to play with

[red hamlet]

[strong rose]

help

[zenith owl]

Tbh you don't need rocket anymore

[strong rose]

but money D:

[sharp shell]

rocket

[zenith owl]

You will manage with temperance

[sharp shell]

you’re ante 11 bro

[zenith owl]

Hermit and temperance > rocket rn for you

[sharp shell]

your builds pretty stacked already too

[strong rose]

alright then

rocket blasting off

[zenith owl]

That's alot of cake shapers

[undone oxide]

im ante 17 and i still have 1 blueprint bro

[zenith owl]

Cool

1 blueprint is better than no blueprint at all

[undone oxide]

not cool i should have like multiple blueprints/barons

[zenith owl]

It is cool

Be grateful

[red hamlet]

Weak sauce

[zenith owl]

Most people never get blueprint in their runs

[undone oxide]

im going nan e inf

[zenith owl]

I wonder if there is a seed where every joker in shop is negative like the oops all rare jokers and spectral seed

[solemn elm]

No

there's a holo only seed though

until a10

[zenith owl]

Holo is only good with DNA and certificate

[drowsy ether]

meowdy

[zenith owl]

The DNA is cool

But certificate is cooler

[pallid sapphire]

Man canio scales so fast

[strong rose]

yum

[solemn elm]

....???

HOLOGRAPHIC 😭😭😭

NOT HOLOGRAM

[red hamlet]

Goober

[limber moth]

Goog

[thin pilot]

Type shi

[sharp shell]

i fucking hate obelisk

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-meme-gif-24029323

[celest gulch]

What happened to the friends of jumbo update

[sharp shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328240976417914981/1345616923949404181/Alec26bs_-_1896056493000307130.gif

[thin pilot]

dont obelisk look like shaq

i swear to god they are the same

[celest gulch]

Why are thy different names

[solemn elm]

What

there were 4 friends of Jimbo updates

Jimbo has 57(?) friends now

[celest gulch]

No like

Binding of Issac is called Bible thump

[solemn elm]

what

[celest gulch]

Cult of the lamb is lambs in a cult

[past root]

Flavor

[brave saddle]

hologram is a joker

nvm

[brave saddle]

its u

[strong rose]

was a nice run

my deck lol

[celest gulch]

Slay the princess is now a path in the woods

[thin pilot]

why yo deck so thick gang

[celest gulch]

What’s going on

[brave saddle]

giant deck

[strong rose]

blueprint plus certificate

for hologram

[solemn elm]

What are you talking about

[thin pilot]

crazy fat ass deck

[solemn elm]

??? 😭

[strong rose]

uwu

[solemn elm]

what did you do to your game

[celest gulch]

Nothing

[solemn elm]

you must have modded it

[thin pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103242285086429204/1348344522265858150/N0gtTG5.gif

[celest gulch]

Switch just auto updated

Is it because I’m in Japan

[solemn elm]

show all of them

[celest gulch]

No mods

[strong rose]

what

[thin pilot]

ya all ever seen

[solemn elm]

Stop posting NSFW GIFs 😭

[thin pilot]

freak tree

[thin pilot]

wym bro

its a couple of shapes

[solemn elm]

just because it's abstract doesn't make it not NSFW

[thin pilot]

mb mb

ur right

[strong rose]

abstract joker reference??

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-gif-2221550446572997929

[celest gulch]

If I modded it I would want to use the cruptid mod

[thin pilot]

is this allowed

[solemn elm]

Definitely make a #1200105253559873707

[thin pilot]

bee throwing it back

[normal phoenix]

Is the 1/1000 chance on cavendish just flavor text

[solemn elm]

It's a bee dancing

[solemn elm]

No

[thin pilot]

nah

[celest gulch]

Could be because I’m in Japan?

[thin pilot]

bee throwing it back

[solemn elm]

It's not inherently sexual

[celest gulch]

See weird thing is balatro switch has been getting updates

For what I had no idea

[thin pilot]

very nice

[solemn elm]

It's just communicating with other bees

that's why they dance

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/lebronkrilld-gif-16577660168367355069

this goes hard

this me fr

[solemn elm]

fuck AI

[red hamlet]

Ai garbage

Perish

[thin pilot]

shrimp be mad chill fr

[strong rose]

nah

[thin pilot]

LeShrimp

James

[strong rose]

its possible for cavendish to go extinct

[thin pilot]

woah cool

[red hamlet]

It wasn't a question

[solemn elm]

I've had it happen three times; once on the first round.

[strong rose]

😭😭

unlucky

[solemn elm]

Not really

[red hamlet]

3/1000

[solemn elm]

that's just what happens when you play enough

[red hamlet]

997 more

[solemn elm]

Not how it works

ah

[thin pilot]

crrrrazy calculations

[strong rose]

lmao

[thin pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285880764493725696/932009168259403776/fdjs9h8dg989shs.gif

dis me

[red hamlet]

It should become more often until its 1000

Then give you super bananan

[strong rose]

highest times mult ive ever gotten

did mess up blueprint some times tho

[celest gulch]

You want Cyberpunk?
No we got Night City

[solemn elm]

There is no way baseball is the better copy there

[strong rose]

probably not

[solemn elm]

It's definitely not

[strong rose]

but bling sounds is pretty

[celest gulch]

You want Binding of Isaac?
All we have is Bible Thump

[solemn elm]

you'd need like 6 or 7 uncommons to even match hologram

[thin pilot]

holy

watch out

engineering in progress

[solemn elm]

metal gear....

rising

[strong rose]

i dont think id still be able to pass ante 13 even if i had blueprint copying hologram

eh idk

[thin pilot]

u got this chief

lock in

[strong rose]

i dont really care much anymore

[thin pilot]

nah lock in

[strong rose]

lol

[thin pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1068698443134021662/1166455031596335144/20231024191533.gif?ex=654a8ce7&is=653817e7&hm=7b205ab32effb5812b6142baaf12e5aa51a47c29d1a28c6cee34cddcf5ddd7b4&

[red hamlet]

whats' teh stats

on vamp and runner and square

[strong rose]

runner is 0

square is 0

[red hamlet]

🗿

[strong rose]

vamp is x4.7

[red hamlet]

[keen flint]

Lmao

Throwback who

[strong rose]

pretty

[thin pilot]

lessgo

maybe i should play a balatr ogame

[strong rose]

now get 8 rounds

[thin pilot]

havent played in a month

[keen flint]

Hah! No!

[strong rose]

lol

[red hamlet]

it's bigger than that

[strong rose]

i do 8-round games for fun

[red hamlet]

calc is broken and i can't get card sharp to activate

already messaged the dev

[strong rose]

oh thats sweet

[red hamlet]

409,101,343.956

409m

[strong rose]

okay i suck

[red hamlet]

if you activate card sharp

actualyl

[strong rose]

h..tfbl.bftl,bft

[red hamlet]

wait

lmfao

more than taht

[strong rose]

😭😭

[red hamlet]

1.5b

with card sharp

if you copy holo

[strong rose]

oh 1.5b

nah its finee

[sharp loom]

I didn’t even know plushies were shipping out yet just got mine 🤑

[red hamlet]

how hold him by his face really hard

like a big squish

[red hamlet]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[strong rose]

i want one

[red hamlet]

i still prefer Bunito

[sharp loom]

I got one as soon as it was announced

[red hamlet]

he's more fun to throw at a wall

and spin by his ears

[strong rose]

when bp plushie

[solar portal]

I ordered playing cards today

[strong rose]

wait how much are the plushies

[strong rose]

o sweet

i have like 4 decks of playing cards beside me rn lol

[brave saddle]

a seed with only negative loyalty cards would be fun

[willow reef]

photochad lite

[undone oxide]

time to unbroke myself

[brave saddle]

you can get naneinf, but only every 6 hands

[strong rose]

purkeyoh

[willow reef]

burglar would go insane there

imagine its all negative loyalty cards and then brainstorm blueprint burglar

[red hamlet]

you can already technically do this

same way you can get naneinf with stencils

[brave saddle]

ankh ecto xd

[red hamlet]

yup

[willow reef]

but whos picking up an eternal loyalty card

[red hamlet]

if it's negative

i might

free

[willow reef]

free temperance value

and abstract value

[brave saddle]

neggative eternal

egg

[willow reef]

evil egg

is there a list of all the bugged seeds

or

[brave saddle]

swashbuckler but xmult when

[undone oxide]

acctually im just gonna perkeo copy temperance

[willow reef]

i havent tried any of em out yet

[tribal topaz]

i got crimson heart with bean so i got bean bug and i FINALLY got my baron this might be the naneinf

[willow reef]

hear me out
0.05x mult for each $ of sell value amongst other jokers

rare

i wish i could get mods

but im ios

[brave saddle]

liquidization would melt your scoring lmao

[brave saddle]

.05x too weak imo

rare for my jokers to amount to $20

[glad oriole]

too similar to bonkler

[brave saddle]

lmao bootstraps but xmult

imagine

[tribal topaz]

oh my GOD this might be it

AND I HAVE RETCON

[undone oxide]

peak i got mime

i can score now

nvm just got another mime

[willow reef]

hear me out chat

most balanced joker ever

[red hamlet]

jimbo

+4 mult
cheap
consistent

[willow reef]

gives 1x mult for each king or queen scored
increases by x0.1 if:
card in consumable slot is used
you discard 23 cards
you trigger a boss blind
and increases by 0.2x if you destroy a face card

totally balanced

[red hamlet]

fucking

cryptid ass exotic joker lookin' ass

[willow reef]

triboricanicotkeo

[thin pilot]

bro what

just get obelisk

and call it a day

[red hamlet]

take estrogen

big scaling

[thin pilot]

obelisk looks lik shaqs dih

[willow reef]

✅

[red hamlet]

sertraline too

[willow reef]

❌

[cosmic nexus]

wdym gaining 10000000000x mult when skipping a blind isn't a common joker?

[thin pilot]

u tripping bro

obelisk is literally shaq

[left leaf]

o iau de cap stelele

[thin pilot]

they like twins

cant u see

[red hamlet]

you werent' here earlier when he posted this

it has insane dick pic energy

[willow reef]

obelisk is 6'10

clearly too short

[willow reef]

ah

hmmm

[red hamlet]

complete with dogshit lighting

[willow reef]

maybe then

[thin pilot]

ahahahaaa

dogshit lighting

crazy

[red hamlet]

probably the first time he was funny

[thin pilot]

not true

but ill take it

[red hamlet]

oh damn

meeting of the mods or what

[willow reef]

dont shoot photos towards the light source

[thin pilot]

🙏

[oblique lichen]

egg

Eternal egg is so funny

[thin pilot]

indeed very funny

[red hamlet]

eternal rental negative egg

[thin pilot]

its an egg

[willow reef]

eternal egg when temperance perkeo:

[oblique lichen]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

why perkeo is negative?

[thin pilot]

what

[oblique lichen]

obelisk is so weird, dont like

[thin pilot]

aight bro

calm down

shaq isnt weird

U know whats shit

campfire

[willow reef]

i sold obelisk to buy campfire

[oblique lichen]

i never use CAmpfire

[thin pilot]

u have fooled

urself

[willow reef]

i won that run btw

[oblique lichen]

And my obelisk is so fool

[thin pilot]

its a fake win

[oblique lichen]

100% of the ocasion is reset x2

[thin pilot]

i would rather keep space joker since ante 1 and have him prock like once

than use campfire

[oblique lichen]

The best Joker is CANIO

frfr

[thin pilot]

best joker is idol bro

he mad chill fr

[red hamlet]

the best joker is me

clowning fr

[thin pilot]

check out that smile

[oblique lichen]

that its me

8:

[oblique lichen]

Joker is a normal human

[wanton monolith]

Guys if i get a legendary joker can i generate another one using a fool?

Because i tried to but it generates another tarot card that i dont remember using

[red hamlet]

no

Fool only copies tarot and planets

[wanton monolith]

But i get the legendary in a tarot pack

[red hamlet]

Soul and Black hole are spectrals taht can show up in arcana and planet packs respectively

[wanton monolith]

Ohh i get it

Ty

[vestal nacelle]

though yeah, you can use another soul if you find another one to get one of the other legendaries

If you have all 5 legendaries and use a soul, it just spawns a jimbo iirc

[red hamlet]

or if you're @turbid ermine, just get 3 souls in 1 pack

[red hamlet]

no, it spawns a copy

i think

[vestal nacelle]

nope

I was messing around with debug

and uhh

nope, just gives you a jimbo

[red hamlet]

so was i bucky

[vestal nacelle]

did you have a showman?

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[vestal nacelle]

hm, weird

they might have changed it to give a jimbo in an update

[red hamlet]

that
or steamodded does something

but it would also do it for you

oh

nvm

i guess it's just weird when it's a soul in a pack

[vestal nacelle]

fair

[red hamlet]

oh

i see

i was adding them in from collections

i wasn't using soul cards

makes sense now

[vestal nacelle]

lol

yeah, specifically using a soul card without showman and with all 5 legendaries just gives you a jimbo

[solemn elm]

ywah

it's because it's the default joker

[vestal nacelle]

^

[solar portal]

double nat uncommon negatives wtf

genuinely whaty are the odds of that

[austere hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-throw-computer-useless-mad-gif-9550833

[undone oxide]

?

[austere hollow]

Deck no unlock after said it said it unlocked

[undone oxide]

is it seeded?

[solar portal]

you gotta go back to the main menu first i believe

and yeah if it's seeded it wont work i think

[undone oxide]

i think this gives naneinf right

[austere hollow]

Nope

[undone oxide]

i think you need to go back to the main menu like the other person said

otherwise rip

[austere hollow]

Nope it just bugged and said nope

[pallid sapphire]

Cruelty ...

[undone oxide]

take it its peak

[pallid sapphire]

Excellent point

[undone oxide]

truly an im bored moment

acctually do i go for naneinf

[pallid sapphire]

As close to naneinf as possible so that your high score isn't 0

[wanton monolith]

💀

☹

[grave lodge]

trust in the Gros

wait actually, this is quite possible

[timid geyser]

is this good score on jokerless, second time play blablatro

[wanton monolith]

WHATTT

That is amazint

[timid geyser]

i cant believe it either

[outer swift]

Yall just casually hitting million numbers is insane

Hopefully i get there as well one day

[wanton monolith]

My personal record is 400M i did yesterday

[wanton monolith]

Im sure you will

Gl

[outer swift]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

[red hamlet]

we jamboya

[timid geyser]

again bruh

3 billion jokerless

[past root]

Stats for my newest acc

[neon wren]

plasma yes. not plasma about e165

[oblique isle]

Red

[proper hawk]

I’ve kinda capped in damage and want to make sure I beat the boss. Any way to improve this?

/is the mult flush joker better than the chip one

[vocal linden]

hello fellas

hit my first scientific notation in a run last night

needed to find the place to talk about it

pretty stoked

[outer swift]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-huh-gif-14026649281713077235

[dusky oasis]

Balatro 👍

[opal fog]

what should i sell

i think i should sell vagabond

and copy cavendish

[past root]

How's your deck look