🎙・server-chat

[solar portal]

or maybe it can, that's a 50 50 too

[undone oxide]

jimbo

[solemn elm]

(35^8 + 35^7 + 35^6...), but you can only roll 35^8 seeds in unseeded

you can only roll 8 character seeds :3

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[solar portal]

wait a sticky note joker would go hard

[dreamy mulch]

cryptid jokers be like sell to instantly win and its still not the most broken joker

[dapper crystal]

I'm so mad the run was going amazingly

[solemn elm]

its not 36 because O and 0 are the same

[solar portal]

do people genuinely play cryptid for more than like 5 minutes

[dreamy mulch]

people like funny number go up and cryptid provides that alot

[solar portal]

fair

[tall spire]

a mod of the common man

[opaque shard]

Cryptid sounds fun to try once

[dreamy mulch]

balatro anime waifu texture pack

[opaque shard]

Whatever makes you happy

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/272

This better

[dreamy mulch]

unless u can mod a switch i cant use it

[opaque shard]

That's cute

[undone oxide]

summoning chicot speedrun:

[red hamlet]

I'm not chicot

[tall spire]

oof

[dreamy mulch]

gonna save for if i ever buy on steam

[red hamlet]

Chicot is dead

[opaque shard]

Good fucking riddance

[solemn elm]

nexusmods 😭

[red hamlet]

Yeah it sucks

[red hamlet]

You're next, pal

[solar portal]

nah i like my hideous jesters

[opaque shard]

x1.5 mult

[undone oxide]

hello negative fibonacci that i dont need

[dreamy mulch]

irl spare trousers when?

[tall spire]

might be my favorite negative

[opaque shard]

That would be cool to do

[undone oxide]

nah negative egg is best

[opaque shard]

My favorite negative is castle

[dreamy mulch]

basically free money for temperance

[craggy cedar]

I had my first

[tall spire]

is v nice

[dreamy mulch]

whats the best joker just based on design not ability

[opaque shard]

I also like negative four fingers

[dreamy mulch]

loss reference

[tall spire]

| |__

fuck

joke is ruined. i messed it up

[dreamy mulch]

| || || |_

fuck

[undone oxide]

pro balat ro tip: always go for the stabbed egg

[dreamy mulch]

I II II I_

[tall spire]

| | |
| | |__

[strong rose]

my highest hand ever

[tall spire]

shift + enter does a newline

[rich pendant]

loss reference

[tall spire]

no, thats my parents

[solar portal]

i like shoot the moon constellation trading card

[normal phoenix]

You can drag blind icons?

[dreamy mulch]

balatro be like oh you bought showman u must want showman again

[undone oxide]

yes

[normal phoenix]

It's so unnecessary but i think it's a nice detail

[undone oxide]

i drag the blind icon to the dec as my ritual before i sacrifice my egg

[dreamy mulch]

we need x chip jokers

[tall spire]

^

just one

[rich pendant]

this gives the same energy as the clickable freddy poster in fnaf 1 to me

[tall spire]

but it should exist

stop baiting the people who are bad at math though

[dreamy mulch]

always buy eternal egg you wont regret it

[tall spire]

Its so good for temperance

[undone oxide]

yes

[solemn elm]

me when commutative property

[rich pendant]

swashbuckler gaming

[dreamy mulch]

and if u do regret it u just need to get gud

[solemn elm]

compared to xmult, it only affects plasma and joker ordering

[dreamy mulch]

hey did anyone in here buy the balatro card deck irl

[undone oxide]

reason why egg good
! Temperance value (still not better than canio)
! Ceremonial sacrifice
! Moners
! egg

[rich pendant]

I did!

[tall spire]

This is transitive but:
More cheese = More holes = Less cheese
More cheese = Less Cheese

[dreamy mulch]

what joker did u get with it

[rich pendant]

idk yet

[dreamy mulch]

oh

lol

i got cavendish

[rich pendant]

I'm on vacation so idk if it's even arrived yet

[tall spire]

thought those were just a set like 3 or 4

[dreamy mulch]

lol

[rich pendant]

i thought it was a set 4?

[dreamy mulch]

naw u get a big joker with it

[tall spire]

OwO?

[undone oxide]

EGG

ok now i just need le dagger

[dreamy mulch]

like separately from the deck

[tall spire]

OH THE CARD DECK

I was thinking the game

Fuck, I guess I don't need to keep my credit card off of max

[rich pendant]

oh separately

[dreamy mulch]

i got cavendish with mine

[tall spire]

that's sick

[rich pendant]

that's cool

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/mine-gif-22549112

[tall spire]

ayo?

[solar portal]

im a dude but thanks

[dreamy mulch]

also the four u get in the deck itself are always the same

[opaque shard]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel)

Loss has a Wikipedia article

[solemn elm]

why would it not

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/goodboy-badboy-slap-smile-good-boy-bad-boy-love-gif-18707388

[dreamy mulch]

standard jimbo joker, gross michel, juggler and blueprint

[solemn elm]

yeah. pretty sure.

[rich pendant]

are you sure

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/cELrFaPfUVF.gif

[thin pilot]

Let me break it down for you

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/reiner-reiner-braun-aot-attack-on-titan-shingeki-no-kyojin-gif-4212495892073344940

[dreamy mulch]

remember guys it aint gay if it looks like the opposite gender

[opaque shard]

We're flooding chat anyway

[rich pendant]

pulling out my trusty gros michel during go fish

[opaque shard]

Dude what

[thin pilot]

Wtf was that

[opaque shard]

Uncalled for

[dreamy mulch]

send it back i didnt get to save it

[rich pendant]

the one time I look away from chat

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[dreamy mulch]

i saw midriff and my other head took over

[silent zenith]

everytime i enter this chat shit like this is going on

[tall spire]

Quiet brain. The penis is talking

[thin pilot]

Indeed

Penis has taken the lead

[tall spire]

pic unrelated

[thin pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103242285086429204/1348344522265858150/N0gtTG5.gif

[rich pendant]

why does even steven's name have an odd amount of letters it's missing me off

oh wait I'm tripping

[thin pilot]

Pissing

:)

[rich pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/31-minutos-gif-9384959187690591729

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/costco-guys-stream-tiktok-costco-guys-gif-4538176206507523730

[rich pendant]

shit

[elfin tapir]

does the space in even Steven’s count as a character

that woukd make it 12 then

[thin pilot]

Holy

Big booms?

Hell yeah

[rich pendant]

my stupid ass thought 6 was an odd number for a second 😭

[silent zenith]

??? Even 4
Steven 6
4+6=10 -> even

[thin pilot]

How does one think that

[dreamy mulch]

i hate that i know this is the sorry your brother died five big booms

[rich pendant]

idk

[thin pilot]

Its like forgetting ur left and right arm

Which is which

[silent zenith]

Every odd number has the letter E in them

[elfin tapir]

is it even Steven of even Stevens

[tall spire]

6/2=3. 3/2=1 R1

[silent zenith]

Steven

[dreamy mulch]

steven universe

[thin pilot]

Crazy

Bro who even is called steven

Basic ass name

[west locust]

not uno

checkmate liberals

[tall spire]

simple arithmetic

[rich pendant]

did you know that 11 + 11 is 20

[dreamy mulch]

minecraft logic 2+2=3

10+9=21

[thin pilot]

Nah thats too complex for me i didnt pass first grade

[solar portal]

u stoopid

[silent zenith]

2+2=fish

[thin pilot]

NO IM NOT

[dreamy mulch]

dude a chromebook would break if u look at it wrong

[thin pilot]

whats 9 plus 10

[solar portal]

whats 9 +10

[thin pilot]

Twenyyyyoneeee

[solar portal]

u sthewpid

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

[solar portal]

https://tenor.com/view/910-21-september10-september102021-judgement-day-gif-23027227

[tall spire]

That's ok. Take your government cigarettes citizen. They will calm your nerves and distract you from what is happening right in front of you

[dreamy mulch]

thought's on balatro yuri?

[silent zenith]

okay i can actually no longer mentally process this chat anymore bye

[rich pendant]

I love yuri

[thin pilot]

Okay sir

[silent zenith]

its just RNG

[rich pendant]

and yaoi

[elfin tapir]

gimme joker for this

[tall spire]

All the time

[elfin tapir]

idk what to do

[dreamy mulch]

blue print x brainstorm lesbian ship

[thin pilot]

The w still looks like a bra

I respect ut

It

[elfin tapir]

oh hi again

[tall spire]

Try skateboarding

[thin pilot]

Hey

[elfin tapir]

i meant for the joker

[tall spire]

?

[rich pendant]

my favorite balatro ship is midas mask x vampire

[thin pilot]

what now

[elfin tapir]

..

[thin pilot]

Why tf r u shipping

[solar portal]

my favorite balatro ship is me and your mother

[thin pilot]

Cards

[thin pilot]

oh shit

[tall spire]

Vagabond x Credit Card here

[solemn elm]

because its interesting

[thin pilot]

Back off

[solemn elm]

its also fun

[rich pendant]

hell yeah brother

[thin pilot]

His mom is mine

[silent zenith]

mine is bloodstone and oops :D

[elfin tapir]

HRBRBRBRBRB

[tall spire]

its growing

[rich pendant]

looking into this

[thin pilot]

How

[solar portal]

oh hell no

[elfin tapir]

numbers will go up

[solemn elm]

people find it interesting

[lost kindle]

WHO

[solemn elm]

me

[tall spire]

anybody wanna take bets on if I beat this run or not?

[thin pilot]

Leave the poor jonklers alone

[rich pendant]

me

[thin pilot]

Lost

Ante 6

[red hamlet]

Put the poly after bus

[silent zenith]

Okay guys please can we dial back with the NSFW things

[solar portal]

yeahhh

[thin pilot]

Well well

[solemn elm]

low effort comment

[tall spire]

If I make it that far, I'm winning

[lost kindle]

noo what they do to my boy

[silent zenith]

there are people below 18 in here

[elfin tapir]

you hold no power here

[solar portal]

ez dubsky

[elfin tapir]

oh wait

[lost kindle]

me

[elfin tapir]

nevermind

[solemn elm]

how is it NSFW

[thin pilot]

fair

[valid panther]

does it actually penalize you

[thin pilot]

Woah buddy no nsfw please 🤓

[elfin tapir]

idk

[silent zenith]

Its a Rule34 screenshot?

[tall spire]

I'd penalize... wait what was the question

[elfin tapir]

i got it on typecast challenge

[solemn elm]

its a screenshot of a search bar

[dreamy mulch]

bro too many of em are just of jimbo like wheres the diversity like we need r34 of someone wearing the spare trousers with their spare trouser hanging out

[elfin tapir]

but didn’t get it before ante 4

[valid panther]

you are a repost machine with ctrl c ctrl v being your purpose

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/brrt-mfdoom-doom-mf-pfp-gif-26408275

[tall spire]

cavendish

[solar portal]

i think that's enough internet for today

[dreamy mulch]

gn chat

[lost kindle]

jeez bro i just got on here

[thin pilot]

tf u mean gn

[lost kindle]

n this what i see

[elfin tapir]

I’ll happily post it again

[solemn elm]

see now this i understand being upset about NSFW of lol

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[zinc kite]

If they’re under 18 they wouldn’t get it I think

[silent zenith]

@amber burrow Please help, there is NSFW discussion in here

[solemn elm]

this is just explicitly asking for porn to be made of stuff

[tall spire]

they will if you keep yapping

[dreamy mulch]

ill say it but id never post pics of it

[lost kindle]

who is under 18 here

[zinc kite]

Hi

[thin pilot]

yo motha

[lost kindle]

hi

[dreamy mulch]

hi

bye

[solemn elm]

quite a lot of people probably, considering discord is 13+ and this is a public server

[lost kindle]

how yk abt it then

[lost kindle]

yea but a lot of ppl here i talk to is like

[red hamlet]

Posting my plushie again

[lost kindle]

in uni n shi

hi lynn

[rich pendant]

:3

[solemn elm]

just because youre not aware of them doesnt mean they dont exist

[lost kindle]

there's wayy more than i thought

r they brainrotted?

[zinc kite]

Ok can we talk about balatro again

[thin pilot]

Why

[tall spire]

Added feedback for mans comments

[rich pendant]

I try not to let it show

[solar portal]

balatr oam i right

[tall spire]

check reacts

[red hamlet]

Why not

[lost kindle]

ok mr block blast player

[thin pilot]

mhm

Good point

[red hamlet]

Imma turn him into a joker textire

[thin pilot]

Idk having plushies

[silent zenith]

@prisma locust @cyan solstice

[thin pilot]

kinda stupid fr

[solar portal]

this would be the perfect abandoned deck shop but im on green deck rn

[rich pendant]

I've only played like 30 minutes of block blast total

[thin pilot]

But i respect you

[solemn elm]

theres a role ping for a reason

[thin pilot]

You my G

[rich pendant]

because i hate ads

[lost kindle]

bus stop exists in abandoned (i never play abandod)

[lost kindle]

fair

[tall spire]

need a break from the ads?

[silent zenith]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[lost kindle]

every time im in school

they jus be playin that

[solar portal]

both bus and and runner are amazing in abandoned

[lost kindle]

like bro

[silent zenith]

thank you /gen

[lost kindle]

hop on balatro

[thin pilot]

Nah

That game sucks

[solemn elm]

no worries

[lost kindle]

balatro >> block blast

[solar portal]

balala > balatro

[silent zenith]

i couldnt see the mods ping on mobile

[undone oxide]

why are people so addicted to block blast

[red hamlet]

My bunny with a fucked up name > balatro

[solemn elm]

batrotro > balala

[thin pilot]

balotr

[red hamlet]

Not for me broski

[red hamlet]

Nut until I hit gold

[undone oxide]

league mentioned, leaving chat

[rich pendant]

balatro more like babababsbaabbababababsbabba

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-insane-going-insane-gif-2924030561674659737

[thin pilot]

Ur rivht its for us

[charred locust]

If erratic deck gave you all 2s would wee joker be insanely good

[thin pilot]

Wdym bro hop on

[red hamlet]

Yea

[lost kindle]

bro erratic

all kings

[undone oxide]

hell no

[lost kindle]

baron

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-gif-27378462

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[rich pendant]

this but marvel rivals

[charred locust]

All kings baron on first round

We must find the king

[solemn elm]

blue

[thin pilot]

None

[solar portal]

same

[undone oxide]

now i need an egg

[solemn elm]

blue deck > red deck
grabber > wasteful
blue seal > red seal

[lost kindle]

me when marvel rival players cant resist the goon

[red hamlet]

A doesn't proc even Steven, goober

[charred locust]

Blue

[lost kindle]

that last one sohuldnt exist

[thin pilot]

Shiii

[rich pendant]

I don't goon I'm a jeff main

[solemn elm]

why are you back to NSFW topics? 😭 <@&1133519078540185692>

[thin pilot]

Who tf is jeff

[lost kindle]

ok mr goat

[charred locust]

Blue seal is better in most situations but depending on your build a red seal can be insane

[solemn elm]

it took you 2 seconds

[rich pendant]

jeff the land shark

[thin pilot]

Land shark

Right

[charred locust]

Vro 💔

[undone oxide]

you shouldve seen the art being posted earlier

[thin pilot]

Makes sense

Land shark

[lost kindle]

👴

[silent zenith]

also popcorn n icecream

[solemn elm]

what art

[thin pilot]

Im not chinese

[solar portal]

wait ur right

i'll add them later

[lost kindle]

i a😈

lemme eat yo cat

or yo dog

or yo bats

[thin pilot]

Who tf is this

[silent zenith]

thanks!

[rich pendant]

jeff

[undone oxide]

stuff

[thin pilot]

Borderlands lookint character

[charred locust]

What

[solemn elm]

why are you just being racist now too 😭

[thin pilot]

What

[lost kindle]

i am chinese

[charred locust]

Icecream is sm better

[solar portal]

wtf

[thin pilot]

I see

Jeff is a stupid ass looking shark

Who creates this dumb shit

[silent zenith]

Can you guys fuckign behave

like literally

[rich pendant]

marvel

[lost kindle]

jeff is like

[silent zenith]

holy shit

[lost kindle]

top tier

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-marvel-major-general-ffxiv-gif-2225911870593737747

me frfr

[charred locust]

On god

[red hamlet]

Worse than h-man

[thin pilot]

ya all just gotta play lesgue instead

[rich pendant]

he's the worst support in the game but he's really good at being annoying asf

[tall spire]

h-man?

[undone oxide]

useless joker spotted dagger time

[lost kindle]

"on god" br s nt shkspr 💔

[thin pilot]

chicot?

[solemn elm]

ts pmo icl

[charred locust]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-channel-sucks-bozo-thischannelsucks-gif-15863937764642532882

[lost kindle]

🥀

[thin pilot]

t p m o

[charred locust]

tp

[undone oxide]

perhaps

[charred locust]

New abbreviation

[tall spire]

Jeff/Teemo OTP here. AMA

[thin pilot]

Teemo otp bruh

[lost kindle]

whats an abbreviation 💔

[solar portal]

what is a jeff teemo otp

[thin pilot]

Teemo sucks bruh 💔

[undone oxide]

if i see people abbreviating you again im going to

[rich pendant]

ts pmo icl lie u nt shkspr ll bru... I cnt ev undrstd u ll bru...

[thin pilot]

t s p m o br h

[tall spire]

1.5 million mastery lol. He's fine

[lost kindle]

"lie" br s nt chrls dckns

[solemn elm]

"icl lie" 😭

[thin pilot]

Bro i haven't seen a teemo player

Im like

2 years

[charred locust]

b n skr

[tall spire]

just hard to play right and situational. not great in coordinated play, but solQ he's a chiller

[rich pendant]

baseball, huh?

[lost kindle]

"skr" b n s

[charred locust]

b s

[rich pendant]

"s"

[tall spire]

Like in that Cherry Pie song?

[thin pilot]

Fckon teemo pmo

[charred locust]

Maybe April will have a new meme to cure the drought

[rich pendant]

I've been living off of invincible memes

[lost kindle]

the meme depression 💔

[charred locust]

This is caused by the great meme inflation of January

[lost kindle]

wait

technically

[lost kindle]

the ashton hall guy

[charred locust]

After vexbolts fall off we all began to drop memes to fast to make them go viral

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/dunkmaster-darius-gif-24816693

[charred locust]

Resulting in the drought

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-hall-bath-ashton-hall-water-ashton-hall-fitness-instagram-fitness-gif-11415525075944570645

ts exists 😭

[undone oxide]

this golden joker has existed for like 3 antes waiting to be killed by my ceremonial dagger

[lost kindle]

WE GOT 1 IN MARCH 🥳

[rich pendant]

I forgot to take 4 minutes to dive into a pool

[thin pilot]

Darius superiority

[lost kindle]

yall fw persona??

[thin pilot]

Idm why ppl make fun of it

I do that

At least 6 u gimes a day

[tall spire]

https://youtu.be/7z_vRE1ZmyY

[thin pilot]

Maybe even 10 times

[tall spire]

Ez matchup lol

[lost kindle]

sure buddy

[tall spire]

Its like Sett but he can't just kill you anyway

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-channel-sucks-bozo-thischannelsucks-gif-15863937764642532882

[rich pendant]

do you rub banana peels on your face

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/brrt-mfdoom-doom-mf-pfp-gif-26408275

[thin pilot]

Banana peels yeah

Cucumbers

I make a whole salad and splash it on my face

[lost kindle]

do you wake up in 4 am n start working out in yo balcony

[thin pilot]

Healthy u know

Ifykykyk

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/senna-league-of-legends-true-damage-gif-15561861

[lost kindle]

kawbrah r u infested w the brainrot 🥀

[thin pilot]

Eh

[red hamlet]

Senna gang

[thin pilot]

fuck senna

She pmo

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ayrtion-sena-formula-1-flag-gif-9736485955512809323

[solemn elm]

if i was on a tren cycle and wanted to impress people yeah

[lost kindle]

only senna ik

[thin pilot]

Why senna lore so stewpid

[tall spire]

with no jg help* JG gap decides the lane. Also if he just chills til 6 I lose lane, like most matchups lol

[red hamlet]

Blame fcking Viego

[lost kindle]

lois lane???

[thin pilot]

I see

[thin pilot]

Idk i havwent seen a teemo player

In ages

[tall spire]

Aye, stay in your lane bub

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-gif-27378462

[thin pilot]

Viego lore bad as well

He pmo too

[tall spire]

Book good

[thin pilot]

His wife dont even want him no more

She getting dat dih in thd after life

[rich pendant]

one time I saw someone say "pmoing me off" 💔

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-teemo-legends-of-runeterra-give-me-a-hug-im-glad-to-see-you-gif-24803058

[thin pilot]

He was ghat pissed off he doubled down

[lost kindle]

i bet hes employed 🥀

[solemn elm]

definitely intentional lol

like saying smh my head

[thin pilot]

smh my ass

[lost kindle]

sma

[tall spire]

Its like Chai tea but better

[rich pendant]

js pt th fris in th bg br

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[lost kindle]

"in" br s nt a wrtr

[undone oxide]

this guy is carrying me rn

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cass-kieraman-chad-sigma-arcane-gif-12518625278492641858

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-0-yakuza-tachibana-gif-5522304816490329607

yall fw yakuza??

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-kiryu-dame-da-ne-guy-baka-mi-okay-gif-9296479407892757336

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-22011689

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/windows-2000-2k-tan-microsoft-os-tan-dance-gif-13141716236815736540

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza5-dame-donny-shinada-gif-27153204

[rich pendant]

https://www.sudomemo.net/theatre_assets/images/dynamic/playback/584844800723EEB4/23EEB4_179A7159E922E_000.gif?loop

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-cat-kiryu-yakuza-gif-5604651096925224333

https://tenor.com/view/makoto-yuki-persona3-persona-gif-11040887881072923054

[undone oxide]

this ceremonial might carry me to ante8 (i dont even have photochad yet)

[true ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-fortnite-hype-takayuki-yagami-judgment-gif-24503526

[lost kindle]

you should put a perkeo near the ceremonial 🔥

[undone oxide]

dagger at +56 mult

my only xmult is a photograph and im on ante 7

[red hamlet]

my drugs are here

https://tenor.com/view/memeline-estrogen-hrt-gif-8328437644082138814

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[carmine river]

What the Jimbo?

[mighty sluice]

Well least I went down fighting

[lost kindle]

stone joker 💔

[lost kindle]

purple jimbo

[mighty sluice]

Stone joker with the one next to it

[red hamlet]

should've been juicing high card

[mighty sluice]

Brilliant rng

[carmine river]

This was quite possibly my funniest run ever

[lost kindle]

dest5roys half of your current deck

[mighty sluice]

Needed more mult

But no

[carmine river]

If only that Golden Ticket wasn't Expirable

[lost kindle]

money printer

[undone oxide]

ok wtf

[carmine river]

Btw I replaced Scholar with Bull

Foil Bull

Lmao

Too bad I immediately started a new run out of habit

[undone oxide]

(ive used little to no planet cards)

truly a ceremonial

[red hamlet]

smiley before photo

[lost kindle]

werent u a vacuum yesterday 😭

[undone oxide]

now im foil ceremonial dagger

[lost kindle]

yall fw f1??

[tough tapir]

Is there any way to connect balatro mobile to balatro steam?

[carmine river]

What Tags do you guys usually take

Investment Ante 1-2 is instant take

[undone oxide]

sold DNA for a cavendish

[lost kindle]

cavendish goated

[carmine river]

The evil Terrible Luck:

[red hamlet]

no

[undone oxide]

from a level 1 five of a kind (truly a ceremonial)

[lost kindle]

5oak?

erratic?

[undone oxide]

ok

no i just had dna

at endless now ceremonial is peak

[lost kindle]

is ceremonial xmult?

or just normal +mult

[undone oxide]

+mult

[lost kindle]

trading + erosion would be fire

[undone oxide]

+94 mult ceremonial isnt even that high

[lost kindle]

w a bunh of immolates

[lost kindle]

get riff raff

[undone oxide]

riff raff would be useless unless its negative

[red hamlet]

free antiboyotics for everyone

[lost kindle]

antiboyotics?

no thanks i think ill stick w being a dude

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/wonder-woman-life-is-good-pedro-pascal-gif-20311629

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[undone oxide]

well i lost

still a peak run though

[lost kindle]

being a dude goated

[solemn elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644285248951287808/1095028453163675829/1948BC51-74D3-474F-B322-70E71767F8F5.gif

[lost kindle]

my autism will just be seen as overactive

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hiding-scared-shoe-gif-3598331221766255638

[lost kindle]

what r these gifs called

i still dk their name

[solemn elm]

reaction gifs

or reaction images

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1346491732228833300/-2_1.gif

[fervent canopy]

ugh I fumbled a blue stake painted deck run

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-silly-cat-tellmeits0ver-gif-5536033445663027120

[fervent canopy]

my dumbass accidentally played a 4 of a kind on a flush-dominant run... on the mouth

[lost kindle]

whats the mouth again

[tall spire]

tough

[lost kindle]

eternal riff raff 💔

[tall spire]

358k

[solemn elm]

only 1 hand type

[lost kindle]

ohh

[tall spire]

The 3 eternals were all ante 1 lol. And the red card Vamp combo was sus as hell

shocked I got to the final blind

[lost kindle]

they should make a legendary like riff raff

creates rare jokers

per blind selected

[undone oxide]

why eternal riff raff though

[lost kindle]

or a rare joker like riff raff

that creates uncommons

[tall spire]

funny meme to take all 3 of those. going for gold stickers

[lost kindle]

that would do decent w baseball

[red hamlet]

part of why riff raff is ok is that not a lot of the cfomon jokers are like

really really good

so you're sifting through trash most of the time

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644285248951287808/1095028453163675829/1948BC51-74D3-474F-B322-70E71767F8F5.gif

[red hamlet]

if you hover over it, it says dwarf planet

dwarf planets are planets

[solemn elm]

no they are not

[red hamlet]

if not planet

[vocal cypress]

Nuh uh I don’t see midgets at people

[red hamlet]

why planet in name

checkmate

[solemn elm]

you probably shouldnt say that /gen

[lost kindle]

hey 😡

[undone oxide]

i forgot the mail-in rebait (yellow deck)

[brave saddle]

gyatt

[lost kindle]

rebate on all 10s is money prnting

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644285248951287808/1095028453163675829/1948BC51-74D3-474F-B322-70E71767F8F5.gif

[vocal cypress]

I’ll put you onto of my fridge and watch you struggle coming down

[red hamlet]

i'll feast on your foul carcass after you get hit by an 18 wheeler

[lost kindle]

hey im 5'5" 😡

[red hamlet]

dwarf moder

[vocal cypress]

Just 5;5

[solemn elm]

below average height, laugh at this individual

[lost kindle]

(somewhat) average for my ppl 😡

[red hamlet]

🤏 itsy bitsy guy

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[solemn elm]

average for chinese men is still 5'7

[lost kindle]

im half indo as well

indo is ike

5'4" or smth

i cant remmeber

[solemn elm]

yeah its 5'4

[lost kindle]

woah

sniped

[solemn elm]

so if we're balancing it, youre still below average

[warped oar]

the average height for women here is 5'7, you're shorter than the average latvian woman

[lost kindle]

ok mr evangelion

u should see the pinoys

avg height is 5'2"

[warped oar]

damn..

[lost kindle]

😡

[rich pendant]

bros the same height as kendrick lamar

[lost kindle]

yea i am

means im goated

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-soyjack-neon-genesis-evangelion-neon-genesis-asuka-gif-5669557602110629357

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-gif-21268641

[warped oar]

actual gnomes

[red hamlet]

y'all short af

[lost kindle]

mb gang lemme just take shaq's genes for a sec

dawg what u want us to do 😭

[true ridge]

Just take other people's height

[red hamlet]

wear high heels c:

[lost kindle]

i'll pass

[red hamlet]

weak

[lost kindle]

god cursed me w short height but a good vertical

[true ridge]

Didn't pass on my idea

It must be the method

[lost kindle]

i wish i could my man

i wish i could

theres this pakistani in my school

6'4

he dont need it

i NEED it

[vocal cypress]

Nuh uh

U the midget of the server

[red hamlet]

6'3

[solemn elm]

stop saying that 😭

[warped oar]

he can use you as a bludgeon I think

[vocal cypress]

No

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-insane-going-insane-gif-2924030561674659737

[undone oxide]

nice

[solemn elm]

a lot of little people consider it to be a slur, so you probably shouldnt say it unless someone prefers to be referred to by that term

[red hamlet]

El Dwarf

[true ridge]

Now get 690

[lost kindle]

spanish

im asian

ni hao fine shyt

[true ridge]

That's me on rednote

[lost kindle]

me on deepseek 💔

[undone oxide]

i got blueprint but no dagger 😭

[vocal cypress]

Small people find anything offensive change my mind

[undone oxide]

please show up

[lost kindle]

we do 😢

especially the 4'11" women

[solemn elm]

youre obsessed

[lost kindle]

they temper shorter than themselves

[warped oar]

i'm 1/4th russian and that country is like technically 80% asian so i guess i kinda count (not really)

[lost kindle]

then

[solemn elm]

joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb!?!?

[lost kindle]

ni hao shawty

konnichiwa shawty

anyeong haseo fine shyt

[true ridge]

[solemn elm]

sonic reference

[lost kindle]

jus slide it in gng 💔

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/problem-gif-11335544974601318857

[solemn elm]

this is easy as hell

[undone oxide]

its pivot time

[lost kindle]

i can do it

im just not bothere

im not bothered to study bru

im leaving school in 1 and a half years why i gotta study 💔

why cant i just play balatro 💔

[solemn elm]

balala university

[vocal cypress]

I hope you Gros Michel brakes on the first turn

[lost kindle]

i major in 5oak

[solemn elm]

brakes

[lost kindle]

i hope yo cavendish breaks when you play it

[solemn elm]

ty shorty

[vocal cypress]

My greatest enemy auto correction on the iPhone

[undone oxide]

ceremonial:

[lost kindle]

i hope all yo brainstorms and blueprints r perishable

[solemn elm]

you dont get the benefit of cavendish appearing in the pool instead of michel

[undone oxide]

yes but ceremonial carries runs

[kind aurora]

Any madness fans here?

[lost kindle]

madness w some badness 🤑

[vocal cypress]

GET MORE MADNESS

MORE

[lost kindle]

is there a seed w all madness?

aw

imagine tho

5 eternal madness

[solemn elm]

theres an all burnt seed, which becomes an all rare seed because duplicates cant appear

[lost kindle]

baseball card being unemployed 🥀

[solemn elm]

its an all rare seed

how are you going to find showman

[kind aurora]

Baseball card is the goat

Carried my black deck gold stake win

[undone oxide]

gros michel stop being safe

[lost kindle]

jus kill it gng 💔

[vocal cypress]

I’m going to get 5 blueprint and do nothing with them >:)

[undone oxide]

i got a steel king and then a baron

pivot time

THIS GROS MICHEL ISNT DYING

[lost kindle]

only time blueprint is unemployed 💔

[undone oxide]

finally it died

[undone oxide]

speaking of blueprint

[lost kindle]

copy the mime qro 💔

[undone oxide]

yeah i bought it

i didnt switch it yet

[red hamlet]

he's correcta

ctually

[vocal cypress]

Nuh uh

[red hamlet]

you copy baron if you have 1 bp

[lost kindle]

jus cos im short doesnt mean im stupid

[lost kindle]

how long were u workin on that]

[vocal cypress]

Like 6 seconds

[red hamlet]

keep it that way unless you want more gold money

[undone oxide]

steel joker is taunting me

[lost kindle]

r u doing high card?

i hope you get tht one boss who takes all yo money if u played ur most lpayed hand

[undone oxide]

acctually i have raised fist sos i should bp mime

[undone oxide]

yes and my idol is not idoling

[lost kindle]

find an ancient joker

trus

[solemn elm]

what would AJ do here

its not proportional to your deck

[lost kindle]

he can replace raised w AJ

would occur more than idol

but its less usefull

[red hamlet]

no dawg 💔

what's your deck like

is it still shit

[undone oxide]

eh

[lost kindle]

btw lynn

whats yo pfp

[undone oxide]

i can pretty much guarentee i can get like 5 kings and normally ill just play all of my weak cards so raised fist gives me like a decent buff

[crimson stream]

chat do I take baron
-# canio 12, holo 1.75

[red hamlet]

still playing high card?

and is it leveled

[undone oxide]

yes and yes

[red hamlet]

what lvl

[undone oxide]

like 6

[red hamlet]

mfw if you bp raised

[undone oxide]

why would i bp raised

[red hamlet]

don't bp mime either

unless you're doing money gold

oh sick lmfao

[undone oxide]

nice got a steel king

now i just need death/cryptid

[lost kindle]

deja vu first

[cold sage]

What the rizzler

[lost kindle]

unc getting hit w the braintrot from a year ago 💔

[cold sage]

yuh

[undone oxide]

making even higher than this

ok well this is good enough

yeah 100m

[cold sage]

Damn

[undone oxide]

well i got the plant ggs

[lost kindle]

mee when plant 💔

[undone oxide]

i knew i shouldve taken directors cut

[lilac mica]

The Illusion of Free Choice

[lost kindle]

dude always take directors

[cold sage]

Society

[solemn elm]

this is how it feels when you go to the prospector in inscryption

[undone oxide]

problem is i wouldve gone broke (i did not have any xmult at the time)

[inland ether]

Got my first 100,000,000 in a single hand 🙏

[magic swan]

i just opened r/balatro

and my god

theres so many blueprint x brainstorm

[red hamlet]

and they were roommates

[lost kindle]

thats why i never went on reddit

too much weird stuff

[solar portal]

reddit is only good for when you have a tech issue and some dude had the same thing happened to him in 2012

[dusk cobalt]

Are phones capable of getting to naninf? Like I know the game could do it but can like a brand new phone handle that much? Or would it just crash out?

[solemn elm]

they can do it, yes

[dusk cobalt]

Sweet lol given how it makes PCs chug I didn't think it would

[royal zenith]

The standard pack version of this

[digital tusk]

skip is always an option!

[turbid ermine]

Still very proud of finding this

[undone oxide]

the chicot in question

[normal pewter]

Lucky Cat brings luck

[lost kindle]

imagine negative oops

[limber patio]

[solar portal]

🤑

[vagrant bane]

2004

Bull

[jade steppe]

I hate my luck 😭

[red hamlet]

dam🅱️

[fading arrow]

nice

[civic sail]

hullo, this there an official/recognized modding discord for Balatro or is that done here?
i just want to move the position of the deck in the UI (the card back location)

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[civic sail]

ty

[limber patio]

[proper hawk]

Ok so I know this must be asked an annoying amount

But I recently picked up balatro

Amazing game, worth all the hype and the GOTY got stolen

How do I get better? I’m at green chip now and I have no idea how to properly utilise the cards I get and get consistently good runs. So the only runs I ever win are the ones with way too good rng

[red hamlet]

1. Try to stick to above 25 dollars to maximize interest
2. Skips are bad (unless it's 25 dollar skip ante 1/2)
3. Don't underestimate non-5 card hands

[proper hawk]

Idk whether to take blinds, skip them. Go for spectrals, planets or tarots. When to upgrade and get more cards vs going for jokers etc? Huge skill issue but do I just spam games lol

[pastel thunder]

watch balatro playthroughs, I recommend roffle or dr spectre

[pastel thunder]

also yes

[timid geyser]

wtf

[valid panther]

sperm

[proper hawk]

Oh yeah old tft player I have high interest

[timid geyser]

what did you get

[valid panther]

non 5 card hands are most fun to play

[proper hawk]

And yeah I recently got a bit too obsessed with skips but they seem bad atleast until I learn more.

3. Wdym? Two pairs and stuff or?

[red hamlet]

3 oak, 4 oak, two pairs etc.

[proper hawk]

I have done 4 card straight builds

[proper hawk]

Okok

[red hamlet]

and yeah, skips wack cause you miss out on

• Interest
• Income from big
• Shops
• Joker scalings

[proper hawk]

I usually just do those and add another card that I want to disq

[strong rose]

got ante 0 lol

[solemn elm]

If you aren't already aware, joker order matters; jokers activate from left to right in the same stage of activation.

so you want your +mult to be to the left of your xmult, typically.

[proper hawk]

Yep but I rarely get strong joker combos

In mg opinion

[timid geyser]

is it even worth doing this lmao

[proper hawk]

I know a pro would defo scream at me

[pastel thunder]

the game is gambling so sometimes you get like an op baron build but sometimes you get porked in ante 2

[proper hawk]

But yeah I’m 10h in and have gotten 2 completely luck based wins which I’m not proud of

[pastel thunder]

it's the beauty of the game

[solemn elm]

unless youre playing black deck gold stake, the vast majority of runs are easily winnable

[proper hawk]

Ageeed but better player can defo get the odds on their side and win consistently

[pastel thunder]

yeah fair enough

[proper hawk]

Im a max chall inscryption player and its how it works over there atleast

[strong rose]

i did it for fun

[digital tusk]

ehh you would have to get really really bad rng to fail at ante 2

[strong rose]

and for the funni

[red hamlet]

get -1

[digital tusk]

even just one planet card can make it

[timid geyser]

i know cus i did this also once for science , but is there any positive thing in doing this

[proper hawk]

Oh yeah aboutt this

When tf do I use planets? Except if I have a deck specifically made for one hand

[red hamlet]

kinda just whenever

[digital tusk]

planets are so good, making a deck for a single hand is usually the idea

[solemn elm]

its possible

[red hamlet]

i'm aware

[proper hawk]

And whenever I get a deck that’s perfect for (let’s say) diamond flush. How do I get those op runs where suddenly 90% of the cards in your hand are that one card

[red hamlet]

arcana and spectral packs

[proper hawk]

Amen (I hate tarots)

[red hamlet]

arcana have deaths to turn one card into anotehr
hanged men to get rid of cards
strength to give cards +1

spectrals have cryptids to make 2 copies
immolate to just burn a bunch

[solemn elm]

tarots are incredible

[proper hawk]

Spectrals are awesome though

[digital tusk]

tarots have more of an effect on your run than spectrals

[solemn elm]

it seems you like highrolling rather than consistency

[proper hawk]

Oh yeah possibly but it’s boring

[proper hawk]

Yeah I sadly do and I will have to change that

I put the gambling in balatro

[red hamlet]

If you're going off of what's boring and what's fun
You are going to fail more often than not and only win on good rng runs

[proper hawk]

If I get a misprint I will take it if I see a hanged man and a legendary shard next to a wheel I will go out driviing

Life is gambling

[proper hawk]

Oh yeah 100. Again will have to tone it down and change my playstyle

[red hamlet]

did you see the new poker gamemode they added xdd

[proper hawk]

But tarots change so little at a time. Holy.. I get 3 diamonds YIPEEE

[proper hawk]

No? How when where

[digital tusk]

misprint is generally not a joker you want to use past ante 2

[red hamlet]

they added poker to league

[proper hawk]

Oh yeah fs

[proper hawk]

Oh in league yeah

[mossy trellis]

i turn my rng into good rng by never having a set gameplan

[proper hawk]

Played that before realising I’m wasting my time and wanted to go for the real deal

Aka balatro

[solemn elm]

the best spectrals dont actually change that much either

excluding immolate

immolate is in a tier of its own

[proper hawk]

Ik I also try to adapt but then I suddenly have the worst build known to man and die

[solemn elm]

its +$20 and its -5 cards

[mossy trellis]

yeah ante 1 immolate…

i think spectral cards do the most on ante 1

[proper hawk]

I have gotten fun and good builds. My biggest damage so far is 1.2bil in ante 6 and it was pure bliss

[zinc kite]

holy shit

[red hamlet]

all show no man

[mossy trellis]

eternal egg

[solemn elm]

"damage" you really are a tft player

[mossy trellis]

spectral cards, ante 1

[proper hawk]

I meannn if you get that one guy that gets sell value as multi

[tawdry pumice]

Just started the game a week ago or so. what are those infinity symbols on the cards

[red hamlet]

it's big temperance value too

[mossy trellis]

eternal egg

[proper hawk]

Chips?

[red hamlet]

the tarot that gives sell value in cash

[mossy trellis]

[solemn elm]

score/chips is the nomenclature

[proper hawk]

Also no I play inscruption A LOT more than tft

[solemn elm]

chips is used in-game to refer to two things, so people usually say score

[proper hawk]

And saying teeth seems really odd

[zinc kite]

I have not gotten a single one

[proper hawk]

Okok

[zinc kite]

temperance doesnt exist apparently

[proper hawk]

Chips? Don’t you mean crisps

:3

[red hamlet]

Death

[zinc kite]

well hello there

[red hamlet]

crisps innit

fish and chips

[zinc kite]

no x mult moment

[mossy trellis]

i mean… fouls exist in inscryption

foils*

[solemn elm]

the three polys:

[proper hawk]

True

But noone plays act 2-3

Esp not act 2

Holy ass

[red hamlet]

which one is that again

is it the po3 one

[proper hawk]

RPG one

[red hamlet]

ah

[zinc kite]

as in no x mult for bp to copy

[mossy trellis]

I play act 2 because I do it to make ouroboros big

[zinc kite]

[solemn elm]

i played through the game once and now i just play KM

[mossy trellis]

because… what else am i gonna use act 2 for

[proper hawk]

Once again. Act 1&3 both have ouro

[proper hawk]

Same tbh

[mossy trellis]

yeah but it’s just very easy to do on act 2

[proper hawk]

I have played through the story like 10 times but km is 90% of the gameplay

[strong rose]

did actually help me

[proper hawk]

But for what? The bosses suck. The gameplay sucks. The cards suck

[strong rose]

i got throwback

lol

[proper hawk]

Like you have an op ouro

[mossy trellis]

like act 2 has some very easy infs and also training dummy so i just do it there to avoid doing it in in act 1 and 3

[proper hawk]

Now what?

[mossy trellis]

ouroubot

god i’ve been kaycee’s mod brained

[solemn elm]

KM is fun, its just not well balanced at all

[mossy trellis]

it tried but uh… adding that much stuff… and also building a deck

[zinc kite]

lost because of no repeat hand types

this game sucks

[solemn elm]

this game is awesome

[solar portal]

yes but im gonna have fun

[red hamlet]

game is mid

can't jungle

how am i supposed to cs

[opaque shard]

Four fingers works well with steel cards

[zinc kite]

or just play pair/high card

;-;

[opaque shard]

That too

Had a vagabond + steel joker run it would've worked better than the flushes I was playing

[kindred seal]

depends on how many steels you have but the base for flush/straight is a good fallback while you develop pair and high card