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[mighty epoch]

kekgif

[lost kindle]

i dont use ai

cos it uses different solving methods than i do

confusing ones

[mighty epoch]

gotta engineer the right prompts

cant just ask to solve

yk

[nimble lark]

i ask ai a lot (acquaintance's imaginations)

[mighty epoch]

out of order

but i told it to solve via differentiating yk

[lost kindle]

holy i was right

[mighty epoch]

so it uses ur method

[lost kindle]

differentiating works

[mighty epoch]

W

is this hs or college?

[lost kindle]

hs 😭

[mighty epoch]

i never did that shit in hs

but i also barely showed up

[lost kindle]

in a few weeks ill be sitting my IGCSE

[mighty epoch]

whats that

[lost kindle]

its british

my school is british curriculum

[mighty epoch]

ohh

[lost kindle]

even if i'd went to like

[mighty epoch]

im in canada

[lost kindle]

3 american based schools before this one

[mighty epoch]

the hs system sucsk

[lost kindle]

im in the middle (east) of nowhere

[mighty epoch]

ohh

which country>

[lost kindle]

ive heard abt it

topics were a bit basic

[lost kindle]

qatar

but im from indonesia

[mighty epoch]

lack of course selection

good unis there

they have american unis there like branches and shit

[lost kindle]

my friend who used to go canda told me that english was really easy

and so was math

i wonder how easy

[mighty epoch]

i was thinking of going but too broke for that shit and im not even passionate abt it

[lost kindle]

only good for medical and piloting tho

thats why im going abroad (again)

[mighty epoch]

hs the hardest calculus u learned was just differentiating and basic matrices in linear algebra

at my school

[lost kindle]

i think im doing calculus next year

im not too sure tho

[mighty epoch]

this isnt even calc and ur differentiating stuff?

[lost kindle]

yeap

whats worse is im in the higher classes

so i have to do the harder papers as well 😭

asian cursed w math skills

[mighty epoch]

ya just lock in and choose a major for college u acc are passionate abt

im in 1st year engineering at uni and i hate my life

chose it for the money but hate all of it

[lost kindle]

thank god i dodged that bullet

[mighty epoch]

and doesnt help when they get foreign professors that barely speak english

[lost kindle]

im thinking of doing psychology in japan/germany

[lost kindle]

where u study?

[mighty epoch]

ontario

a mid uni

dont wanna dox myself lmao

its a small town so its kinda obv

[scenic hatch]

psychology students seem to need what they learn the most

[mighty epoch]

fr

[lost kindle]

or so ive heard😢

[mighty epoch]

i just hate the idea of school bcz im not interested in any of it

just interested in the money 💵

[lost kindle]

accounting?

ppl who r goood at math usually go there

my dad wanted me to go there, but i said i wanted to do smth else

[mighty epoch]

ya i could but thats another 4 years of school

[lost kindle]

as accounting ppls hate their lives

[lost kindle]

thats fair

[mighty epoch]

id survive and not give af but id rather go work for 4 years

i feel i could have like 100-150k if i did that

[lost kindle]

my mom wants me to get intoo an engineering course

[mighty epoch]

dont do it

[lost kindle]

but physics hurts my brain

[mighty epoch]

i swear my hairline is receding at 18

[lost kindle]

thats why im doing psycho

[lost kindle]

university of waterloo students

[mighty epoch]

lmao

[lost kindle]

psychology only needs 1 science based subject, 1 math based subject and thats it

i can do bio n math

since im good in both

[mighty epoch]

ya go for it

im honestly thinking of switching to business or something simple

[lost kindle]

dont.

one of my friends

hates it

when i asked him a few years ago what should my major be

he said (and i quote)

[scenic hatch]

they teach you basic subtraction in business class apparently

[lost kindle]

"dont do it its NOT worth it"

[mighty epoch]

that means i can have a 4yr program adn show up for 1 year

[lost kindle]

business IGCSEs are wayy different

these guys have to memorise liek

specific terms

work out equations

[mighty epoch]

i wanna do investment banking or something crazy tho

not low level stuff

[lost kindle]

thankk god i didnt take it 🙏

[lost kindle]

whats low lvl banking?

[mighty epoch]

like a bank clerc

or some basic tax guy yk

i wanna do something that brings a lot of money in

even if its hard

[ruby root]

5000 retriggers

[lost kindle]

ohh

the IRS

im blessed the country i live in dont do taxes 🙏

[mighty epoch]

i wish

[lament hollow]

Soda-cake

[mighty epoch]

well i dont pay them but thats beside the point

[lament hollow]

• no egg

[mighty epoch]

got my own little loop holes

[lament hollow]

no oil…

just a can of soda and the cake mixture

[mighty epoch]

no lube?.......

[lament hollow]

not even that..

[lost kindle]

tax evasion?

[lament hollow]

look

[mighty epoch]

thats a bit extreme of a word

[mighty epoch]

but essentially

get paid cash and dont report it

simple

[lost kindle]

he might be a fan of lusty joker

[lost kindle]

thats legal??

[mighty epoch]

no

[lament hollow]

I am a fan!

[lost kindle]

wait that means nothing is on ur name

[mighty epoch]

i get like half and half

or sometimes more cash than cheque

so im not fully zeroed

[lost kindle]

oh jeez bank stuff hurts my brain

and im only 16

damn

[mighty epoch]

its a lot less complex

[lament hollow]

you don’t pay taxes

[mighty epoch]

spend cash and save/invest digital numbers

or gamble it lmao

[lament hollow]

hi

you

uh

🃏

egehehehr said

[lost kindle]

why life gotta be so complex

i wish i was a frog

bounce n thats it

[mighty epoch]

fr

why i gotta work for munny

why i got bills

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frog-eat-frog-gif-13001112699463748609

this should be me

[tall spire]

Soft Jimbo on his way from China baby

[mighty epoch]

too many rental jokers irl

economy no bueno

[mighty epoch]

bing chilling

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[lost kindle]

yo buy me one 🙏

[tall spire]

like 5 months too late

[lost kindle]

im kinda

broke

i got like

the equivalent of 5 USD

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[mighty epoch]

on the topic of broke i lost like 100$ today gambling

my last 100

jk

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-seth-lowell-gif-8938327814134588100

[digital quiver]

not this again bro

[clear yew]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[clear yew]

I HATE LIFE

[lost kindle]

me when plant ruins my face card deck

[tall spire]

always arcana and pray

[digital quiver]

pray for what

[tall spire]

credit card

[digital quiver]

😭

[tall spire]

wait

not arcana lmao

buffoon

[digital quiver]

welp there was literally nothing

[tall spire]

oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[digital quiver]

guess I'm resetting 💀

[tall spire]

why?

Don't be a wimp

♥

[digital quiver]

I have $1

[tall spire]

whatd you get in the pack

its only orange stake, ur chill

[clear yew]

im going to blow my brains

is god even real

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-joker-balatro-joker-jimbo-jimbo-the-joker-gif-15307096256787117908

[lost kindle]

full house on a photo chad build?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[clear yew]

kept getting unlucky finding 4 of a kind

[tall spire]

HUH?

[clear yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hanging-chad-balatro-my-beloved-gif-9257428477351338726

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-the-plant-game-over-gif-7718636784606607204

[tall spire]

Don't hang Chad

My boy did nothing wrong

[lost kindle]

harhar bad deck fixing

[lost kindle]

my 4oak buillds always hapen on erratic

[tall spire]

L bozo

[clear yew]

fr just skill issue

kinda wanna run it back on anaglyph

[tall spire]

you'll get there

[digital quiver]

do I take bloodstone here

[clear yew]

no

[tall spire]

farming gold stickers the gambling way with anaglyph rn

[clear yew]

i dont believe in bloodstone unlucky oops

[digital quiver]

xd

[clear yew]

should i go into modded

or stay vanilla

[tall spire]

man's doing anythingbut thinking for himself

[lost kindle]

modded

e296 is amusing

[clear yew]

what present should i get my father for his birthday

his gift opening is in 6 hours

[tall spire]

If I were him, I'd appreciate one of these bad boys

[clear yew]

lmfao

[red hamlet]

The doohickey

[tall spire]

The ThingimaBoom

[clear yew]

i got him hey dudes and floor waxer machine

[tall spire]

Get him a boyfriend

[clear yew]

wa

[lost kindle]

source?

[clear yew]

if it must be done

[red hamlet]

Get your dad a dad

[clear yew]

he calls me daddy 😉

[tall spire]

one piece. Between Impel Down and Marineford

[lost kindle]

ohh

im not othered to read one piece

too long to catch up

[clear yew]

i only have 700 more episodes till im caught up

[tall spire]

You have 3-10 years. Its worth it, even if you go slow

The anime is great, and almost no filler

[clear yew]

i only need to binge the show for 233 hours

[tall spire]

tradeoff is a lot more flashbacks and drawn out scenes

[clear yew]

im just saying

i can take a vacation for 10 days

[tall spire]

My unemployed(at the time) ass watched it in like 3 months

[clear yew]

and get all caught up

[tall spire]

Meth for the wakeys is all youre missing

[clear yew]

meth is for true men

[oblique lichen]

Balatro Balatrez

[lost kindle]

i got so much school work to do from now till like im 23

so i think catching up may not be an option

[clear yew]

[red hamlet]

[tall spire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[oblique lichen]

Im Jimbo

[lost kindle]

hi jimbo

[oblique lichen]

liriri larilo

[clear yew]

OK

I AM NEEDED

BY THE SLEEP

[oblique lichen]

hi jimbo

[clear yew]

OF MY BRAIN

[oblique lichen]

i want to make cosplay of Canio

[clear yew]

YES

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-egghead-snow-coat-lilith-gif-16492628902579018413

[oblique lichen]

brainstorm = on

[tall spire]

could always start at egghead

[clear yew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-7717529543368474591

i want to cosplay chicot

[oblique lichen]

chicot is so XD legendary

[clear yew]

I MEAN

IF I HAD IT

I WOULDVE SURVIVED

LOOK AT THIS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/596818297098338304/1354329827242414230/image.png?ex=67e4e571&is=67e393f1&hm=5f6d69addaeebad2b56e7f4b60b5196781a474f57ebc40fff417cc29158ab60e&

[tall spire]

homie. That was almost an hour ago now

[oblique lichen]

reset that

[clear yew]

IM STILL SO SAD

I HAD SHOWMAN AND EVERYTHING

[oblique lichen]

so bad hand

[clear yew]

wdym reset

[oblique lichen]

idk im one card player

so boring

[red hamlet]

Directors cut:

[clear yew]

what

[red hamlet]

The voucher

That let's you reroll bosses

[clear yew]

i didnt have that

[red hamlet]

L

[tall spire]

I went to ante 14 without seeing it one time and died to plant : )

[oblique lichen]

im spanish the name of that is

[clear yew]

i could run it back on anaglyph deck

[oblique lichen]

Version del Director

[clear yew]

but its not as fun

[lost kindle]

guys should i revise for finals or nah??

[oblique lichen]

idk how to use Plasma Deck XD

[clear yew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-7717529543368474591

wdym

[oblique lichen]

its cool but i dont know

[clear yew]

plasma deck is easy

[tall spire]

get chip early, xmult later

[red hamlet]

Worst legendary fr

[tall spire]

thats abt it

[digital quiver]

erm wtf

[clear yew]

NUH UH

I THINK IT ISNT

[tall spire]

Cap. Thats Canio

[clear yew]

fr

canio sucks

[tall spire]

Yorick*

[clear yew]

nah

[tall spire]

Canio at least can be built for and scales faster

[red hamlet]

blueprint on photo btw

[lost kindle]

yorick w burglar

[clear yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/596818297098338304/1353200258900951042/image.png?ex=67e4bdf2&is=67e36c72&hm=82906f2359b3210f4074bf38cda2054d2141551de03a7beb4388f1b8689ee53c&

[tall spire]

Yorickslow as fuck

[tall spire]

W

[clear yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1353209626237075526/image.png?ex=67e4c6ac&is=67e3752c&hm=f06f1a37f44709589f0e71f0e07cdbf46efc726cbe0e7c75599098e2e6743b89&

[lost kindle]

scales intelsy tho

[digital quiver]

lucky cards

[oblique lichen]

fr

[red hamlet]

fairs

[clear yew]

LOOK

YORICK IS AWESOME

[red hamlet]

Yorick is 2nd worst

[clear yew]

ok

i agree

[red hamlet]

Yorick doesn't scale well if you're not deckfixing a lot or playing checkered

[clear yew]

yorick 2nd worst

[tall spire]

Theyre all awesome

[clear yew]

conio sucks

[red hamlet]

Cause if you're playing a 4-5 card hand, then you can't always dump 5 cards every discard

[clear yew]

its just to uncomfortable

[digital quiver]

does this game think it's f****** funny

[clear yew]

and its way harder than to just discard 23 times

[oblique lichen]

idk what the sigma yorick hace

But the best Legendary is Canio and the worst is yorick

[digital quiver]

it just really wants to give me a perishable bs huh

[clear yew]

dont take it mega knight

[lost kindle]

take it

[red hamlet]

canio is big pp cause you can scale it pretty fast, doesn't need you to dump every discard and has insane pareidolia combo

[clear yew]

dont take it

its perishable

[lost kindle]

always take it

[tall spire]

High stakes its easier, but rng can hate you. Tradeoff

[clear yew]

ok

[lost kindle]

canio + trading carrd + parei

[clear yew]

guys

[red hamlet]

now what if you're playing a 5 card hand?

[clear yew]

listen up

[red hamlet]

or 4 card hand?

and you get the cards you need?

[clear yew]

is it better

[tall spire]

Way more combos with canio

[red hamlet]

you can't dump 5 cards now so you're scaling slower

[clear yew]

to do gold stake high run

or white

[oblique lichen]

i love canio i want to be canio, canio is my life i want to cosplay canio for ever

[red hamlet]

you have less discards on higher stakes

[lost kindle]

white

idk why

[wise plaza]

For anyone that has approached the gold stickers on all jokers how did you go about doing it?

[lost kindle]

i hate having debuffs

[tall spire]

White for big number hehe. Gold for satisfying big number hehe

[clear yew]

u right

[red hamlet]

you can cheese it on anaglyph and just grab a negative skip near the end

[clear yew]

i always go plasma

[red hamlet]

farm the fuck out of it

[tall spire]

Gold stake is god's gift for me. White is fun for silly tho

[wise plaza]

That's what I was Thinking of doing

[clear yew]

but sometimes your seeing the shop

[low sphinx]

i wanna be the canio, like no one ever was

[clear yew]

and ur like: man, this would be a godsend for white high run

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-7717529543368474591

[tall spire]

Thats how im farming gold stickers until the last 20 or so. Then switching to ghost

[pearl ginkgo]

Why do people love chicot so much???

[clear yew]

which one is best legendary joker

[clear yew]

meme

[digital quiver]

ah yes my favorite arcana pack

[clear yew]

RED SEAL

[tall spire]

naneinfpotential + garunteed copies of whatever you want

[red hamlet]

Technically perkeo
but realistically trib

[tall spire]

oh

I meant perkeo

[clear yew]

SO VALID

[tall spire]

Chicot bug still exists right?

[red hamlet]

ye

[tall spire]

thats kinda fire, but never pulled it off

[clear yew]

ive never done chicot bug but it better stay in game

[chrome plume]

tf lol

[red hamlet]

I hope thunk buffs it so the inverses happen with 1 chicot

and add an inverse to all blinds

[clear yew]

i think it should be easter egg

to have 5 chicots

[red hamlet]

if you can get 691, you can softlock the game on violet vessel

[clear yew]

it would let u go past nan

[chrome plume]

whats the voucher that allows spectrals to appear in arcanas?

[digital quiver]

omen globe

[red hamlet]

omen globita

[tall spire]

He didnt patch out mr bones either did he?

[chrome plume]

yea

right

[tall spire]

Also the funniest goodstuffs

[pearl ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-michael-gif-13012339125030911492

[clear yew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-7717529543368474591

still havent done it

i NEVER buy it

[red hamlet]

keep it that way

[clear yew]

NEVER

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/naoe-ac-ac-shadows-assassins-creed-shadows-gif-7910324438529010263

[clear yew]

there was one time it was useful

and i cant even remember

oh yeah

yorick build

guys

what is the best voucher

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[lost kindle]

blank

[red hamlet]

antimatter

[clear yew]

besides anti matter

[red hamlet]

director's cut

[tall spire]

Anti-matter* Blank is shit tier, only buy if rich

[lost kindle]

hell naw

blank is god tier

[tall spire]

or a huge deal gambling addict

[clear yew]

i think hand size

[tall spire]

both are good

[clear yew]

paint brush is god send

what is best voucher combo

[pearl ginkgo]

Does anyone here actually know how to play poker?

[tall spire]

Grabber supremacy. Or Director's cut

[tall spire]

Is just balatro

[lost kindle]

yea me

[clear yew]

before i bought balatro i thought it was poker and just heard everyone liked it so i learned how to play poker before i bought it

[lost kindle]

dont tell no one tho

too young for poker apparently

[clear yew]

i actually gambled a little

playing online poker

was very fun

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-fr-koko-joker-bouffon-gif-13772839304509185931

[pearl ginkgo]

Me only speak American

[tall spire]

Die Frau trinkt Brot

[clear yew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-7717529543368474591

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[pearl ginkgo]

And Spanish with some Japanese

[clear yew]

i HATE ramen

[lost kindle]

yoo i gtta learn japanese

im plannign studying there

or germany

[clear yew]

learn german

and do the elon thing

[lost kindle]

i can learn from my sister

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-ancient-joker-ancient-what-is-balatro-joker-gif-17256204375987173612

[lost kindle]

JA

[clear yew]

ok

i go bed

but

before i go bed

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-7717529543368474591

[pearl ginkgo]

What a bed?

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-rogers-clown-joker-mr-rogers-gif-15771424223599792092

[lost kindle]

whats that💔

[chrome plume]

Director's cut

[lost kindle]

whats a sleep 💔

[clear yew]

i already did that with my run that died to plant

[red hamlet]

Do a league match
Immediately eepy time

[clear yew]

league of legends?

[lost kindle]

daawg why r there so many league players here

[grave matrix]

what

[lost kindle]

i think theres earth there

[red hamlet]

Get this
Games?
Can be fun

[tall spire]

lol

[clear yew]

BECAUSE BALATRO IS MY ONE AND ONLY BREAK FROM LEAGUE

[lost kindle]

dawg i never touched league

[clear yew]

dont

[lost kindle]

cos i grew up w my friends playing mobile legens

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/gwen-league-of-legends-gwen-league-of-legends-wild-rift-gif-27211032

[pearl ginkgo]

Never planned on it

[lost kindle]

one of many curses of being indonesian

[clear yew]

every league player are addicted and want to quit

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[clear yew]

i hate it

[red hamlet]

mfw i dont' even play that often

[clear yew]

but thats not gonna stop me

[red hamlet]

nor have that much playtime

[clear yew]

i think i have like 10k hours in it

[red hamlet]

https://wol.gg

go check

[tall spire]

and thats a lowwww estimate

[clear yew]

ive been playing since i was 12

[tall spire]

You used to be able to see how much you've spent on the support site

[lost kindle]

i got about 1000 hours on tf2 soo

[tall spire]

I bet you dont even have 1.5 million mastery on Teemo

[red hamlet]

gang gang

[pearl ginkgo]

Bro i have 200+ hours in portal 1

[lost kindle]

portal is goated tho

[tall spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559131647535087668/1316422492100886610/image0.gif

[red hamlet]

fake addicts when real addicts walk in

[clear yew]

i like tf2

[tall spire]

prove it

[red hamlet]

how much of that is actual playtime tho

and not just sitting in lobby

[clear yew]

idk ive been playing since i was 12

[red hamlet]

cause i got about 1k hours sitting in orbit in destiny lmfao

[pearl ginkgo]

How did accomplish 200+ hours on a game that takes 1 hour to beat? I speedrun and mod it lots and i make my own mods

[clear yew]

oh yeah

same

[red hamlet]

weaksauce

[lost kindle]

funny physics

[red hamlet]

i got 0 hours on portal 1

[tall spire]

Speedrun that shit. I used to have a great chamber time on one of them. like 16 I think

[clear yew]

what do i do

[tall spire]

source engine movement makes my nuts turn tobutter

[pearl ginkgo]

My best time so far is a 28 minutes i think?

[lost kindle]

speedrun?

[pearl ginkgo]

Yeah

Not much out of bounds as idk how to do that much main out of bounds is chamber 4 i think?

[tall spire]

DO BOAT%

[pearl ginkgo]

Should I even ask what that is?

[tall spire]

Console command to spawn a half life swamp boat got left in and it can be abused heavily

[pearl ginkgo]

Ik i use commands a lot

[limpid rose]

Is this peak? (I’m about to die)

[red hamlet]

rest in peace broski

[solar portal]

just ordered the playing cards :3

[tall spire]

need those

[solar portal]

peak checked: truie

[polar loom]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[tall spire]

this joker setup is praying for stickers, but what a choice

who needs money anyway

I'll find a cat

[echo sand]

just lost a run with polychrome madness 😭

[tall spire]

what stake?

[lost kindle]

what should i do ( all 10 spades)

[tall spire]

r

[lost kindle]

r?

[tall spire]

hold it!

[red hamlet]

don't

lmfao

[tall spire]

: ^ )

[red hamlet]

bye bye lucky gato

or

the 10

[lost kindle]

its on 4.5x

[red hamlet]

ok?

idol is 2x2x2x2x2

[tall spire]

tbh idol

[vagrant bane]

If I'm honest

[tall spire]

oh yeah

[red hamlet]

that's x32 right there

[vagrant bane]

The challenges are super easy

[tall spire]

its every one, jk not idol

[echo sand]

purple

[lost kindle]

should i throw walkie talkiie?

[red hamlet]

yea

[tall spire]

Whats your highest challenge lol

[red hamlet]

gigashad

[echo sand]

i can't beat fricking purple stake

should i just try to get to it on plasma

[vagrant bane]

I've done them all up to non-perishable

[lost kindle]

ok throwing walkie was good

[tall spire]

The early ones are nice. Golden needle is fun in the bugs crawling under your skin because you havent stopped trying to win for so long kind of way

jokerless is pretty fun tho

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/mystic-summit-balatro-what-is-balatro-gif-13705092355526658842

[echo sand]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-michael-gif-13012339125030911492

[vagrant bane]

I got 2 bloodstones

[echo sand]

hopefully you find oops all 6s

[flint copper]

I don’t like him

[vagrant bane]

Tank u

[echo sand]

why are you dissing micheal 😭

[flint copper]

He’s gross

[vagrant bane]

What rarity is oops

[echo sand]

i think it's uncommon

[tall spire]

uncommon

[vagrant bane]

Should I gamble the skip

[tall spire]

yeee

Just remember to say, "yeah. I'd hit."

[echo sand]

if it's uncommon tag then there's a chance i guess

[vagrant bane]

What the fuck

I'm doing the arm

Then space Joker activated

[tall spire]

epic

https://tenor.com/view/pbg-peanutbuttergamer-what-a-save-austin-hargrave-gif-18368602

[echo sand]

crazy save

space never hits for me and then randomly procs 5 in a row

[tall spire]

I missed 27 hits in a row one day 😂

[vagrant bane]

So uh

Didn't get oops

I got some loser ass

[tall spire]

Oops

[echo sand]

which one was it

[polar loom]

i once got 20$ three times by using 4 lucky cards

[vagrant bane]

Throwback my ass

[tall spire]

You would

[vagrant bane]

ANOTHER SKIP TAG

Hmm

[tall spire]

Commit to the bit

Jimbo won't respect you if you don't

[vagrant bane]

Oshit

[echo sand]

throwback is kinda sucky but if you bought it then just skip a ton i guess

[vagrant bane]

I need boss reroll

DESPERATELY

[echo sand]

or sell for $3

[vagrant bane]

I cant sell

[echo sand]

its eternal?

dang

[vagrant bane]

WVERYTHING IS

DAMN IT A HIKRR

I'm cooked

[tall spire]

aayyyyeee whoah whoah woah

what are you accusing my boy hiker of

[echo sand]

hiker is insane though

[vagrant bane]

I'm doing head

Heart flush build

[echo sand]

if you have a retrigger jonkler you can rack up like +200 bonus chips on cards

[echo sand]

this is checkered, i'm assuming?

[vagrant bane]

I'm cooked

[undone oxide]

also this new UI thing

[vagrant bane]

A FLUSH IS LESS THAN 1000

[tall spire]

the lock after ante 4 challenge?

Yikes of a setup for it. Its best you lost now

[vagrant bane]

I had to get hiker

To hopefully win

[echo sand]

you might be screwed

hiker has a possibility of saving you though

[vagrant bane]

Not at all

[tall spire]

r

or try it, but its done

[vagrant bane]

I open a buffoon pack

Egg

And riff raff

Wait does riff summon eternals

IT DOES

Wait it's cooking

[tall spire]

how did you clear space?

[vagrant bane]

I DIED

[tall spire]

ah

[undone oxide]

Day 1 of egg. may egg be with you on this day

[vagrant bane]

Fortune teller hallucination

[tall spire]

send pics

your situation sounds wack

[vagrant bane]

Riff raff is cooking

[echo sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248596681386229841/1274855088019472525/image0.gif

[undone oxide]

ceremonial raff egg

[vagrant bane]

Where is this damn king

[solar portal]

name a more iconic duo

[undone oxide]

blueprint brainstorm

[tall spire]

I love spongebob so much

[solar portal]

fair nuff

[solar portal]

omg yeah ur right

squarepants

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-snail-gif-11908872455029987581

[vagrant bane]

I'm fucking cooking

[echo sand]

windoze user spotted 🤮

[tall spire]

I'm finally getting into linux recently. started messing with Kali today ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[undone oxide]

ok

balatro moment

[echo sand]

kali's pretty good
it's not really a daily driver i think but still pretty fun

[tall spire]

That VS screenshot was from a CTF. I'm working on getting into cybersec

My laptop is mint

Kali vm

[echo sand]

oh nice

mint is great

that's what i'm using currently

[tall spire]

is slick

[autumn cobalt]

[solar portal]

is that my profile

[undone oxide]

yes

[solar portal]

omg it so is

for the record

i did other stuff with the game open

not that playing balatro all day is something that never happened to me heehee

[oblique lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-joker-balatro-joker-jimbo-jimbo-the-joker-gif-15307096256787117908

im Jimbo

[tall spire]

skipping soul but getting like 5 stickers(if ante 7 isnt plant)

feels good

6 stickers

its the wall lfg

[solemn elm]

do you have any legendaries you need to sticker?

[tall spire]

nah

[solemn elm]

then yeah thats the right call

[solar portal]

y'all ever got a soul with 5 eternals

feels terrible

[tall spire]

yuuup

is silly

ive got red seal flush five jacks

mostly luckies and some glass

I fucking love vagabond

2 steel now

ante 8 directors cut too

[solar portal]

ANTE 2 ANTIMATTER LET'S GOOO

[tall spire]

Hell yeah

do you get stickers on disabled jokers?

[polar hill]

2025 humor

Saw that

[tall spire]

?

[polar hill]

And the whole paragraph too

[tall spire]

pics or it didnt happen

[tall spire]

you do btw. Had a perishable

[lost kindle]

how-

i need ur rng bru

[tall spire]

Buy blank > beat ante 1 boss > Buy Antimatter

real simple son

[lost kindle]

i dont need instructions i need luck 😭

[solar portal]

certified green deck moment

[solar portal]

simply get luckier idk why you haven't tried that

[lost kindle]

aight shi thats fiar

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ricky-bobby-reese-bobby-talladega-nights-colombian-bam-bam-gif-4496744843669286580

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-insane-going-insane-gif-2924030561674659737

i once had a ucky card build w oops all 6s

none of them activated.

[solar portal]

extremely rare banner hard carry

[tall spire]

see previous suggestion

[lost kindle]

now use burglar

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[solar portal]

omg that'd go hard

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/brrt-mfdoom-doom-mf-pfp-gif-26408275

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/alre-vtuber-cute-rinrinne39-anime-vtuber-kys-gif-16970019474875428016

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[tall spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931744342966681611/939983510679220244/image0-35.gif

[solar portal]

nooooot even close

[tall spire]

calculated

[solar portal]

last hand btw

[tall spire]

This was a flush 5 lol

[jagged smelt]

Has anyone had issues downloading balatro on rooted devices? Can't download balatro on my new phone due to it using play store integrity

[solar portal]

glass cards moment?

[jagged smelt]

Just looking for a workaround

[solar portal]

now it's a flush 3

[tall spire]

Jimbo was just testing me. all is well

yea, glass

[solar portal]

oops and the worst joker i nthe game

[tall spire]

cap

[solar portal]

do people still know about the trading card is the worst joker in the game copypasta or do i sound crazy

[tall spire]

Before my time, you dinosaur

I would love to read it though

[solar portal]

it was a few days agoooo

i'll show u lemme find it

[tall spire]

yeah, that was before I started

[solar portal]

trading card might be the worst card in the game, and HERE is why:
when you draw your cards, you have a bunch of cards and they all have value
so when you DESTROY a card, it's gone, and you can't turn it into a gold, so you lose out on over $40 over the course of the run. also, just like that, it's harder to make a straight! you're screwed! and then you get 3 dollars for it, which isn't even an interest step! only like 30 jokers are 3 dollars or under, so it's basically useless. Also, with blue stake, you only have 2 discards and when you use one on a single card (TO HURT YOR FUTURE ODDS MIGH I ADD), you now cut your discards in HALF. that's even worse than what blue stake did, reducing by a third! everyone hates blue stake, so think about it!!!!
finally, it's a uncommon which means that it takes up a valuable uncommon skip slot for The Idol which is the best joker in the game.

[solar portal]

outaddicted

[tall spire]

Epic

"harder to make a straight"

I love this guy

[solar portal]

it was written as a joke but it's so funny

[tall spire]

Nah

He's real

like Santa

[solar portal]

he does make solid points

[tall spire]

the blue stake one is a good one

but also

I like those odds. Have a better setup

LUCKY CATTTTTTTTTTT

[solar portal]

THE GOAT

[tall spire]

losing to ante 12 most likely though

[solar portal]

@lost kindle

good luck

[tall spire]

i took a -3xish mult to grab it

why no lucky cat emote >: (

[lost kindle]

hot

[solar portal]

hoping to find a second ankh

[lost kindle]

but i've had 5 poly joker stencils

[solar portal]

but i feel like the run is already over (i won)

[tall spire]

I forgot to read the boss blind : ^ )

[solar portal]

woah that's insane

this is the easiest run of my life

im legit just leveling up pairs and it's working

[tall spire]

That makes 89ish Gold stickers. Closer than I thought

[solar portal]

well done!

[tall spire]

Anaglyph is so silly

[solar portal]

well that was quick

[solar portal]

definitly

i actually struggled to gold stake anaglyph more than black deck

[tall spire]

No fucking way, what

[dapper crystal]

if this game could be played vertically on mobile it would be so peak

[tall spire]

w

[solar portal]

idk why i just did haha

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-seth-lowell-gif-8938327814134588100

[solar portal]

i took black deck from like green to gold stake in an afternoon pretty easily but i could not for the life of me gold stake anaglyph for a bit

[tall spire]

bruh

[dapper crystal]

I'm on mobile, I've heard a lot of good things about the game so I'm trying it. it's really fun but if it was vertical it'd be perfect

[tall spire]

Things would b so smol tho

[solar portal]

sounds like a cool feature but would need some major ui tweaks

[dapper crystal]

meh it's survivable, especially with tooltips

[solar portal]

im gonna buy the mobile version so i can play during breaks when studying this game is crack lmfao

[tall spire]

Im not sure its doable in a user friendly way tbh. Maybe im underestimating things, but when you get a lot of jokers, itd be problematic. maybe theyd have to add rows

[dapper crystal]

I got 12 hour work shifts of sitting on my ass or standing around doing nothing

[tall spire]

I need to get it a 3rd time for my switch still

[rich pendant]

just realized I've only ever talked in fanart and the modding chats so hi guys how are you all doin

[solar portal]

is the horizontal ui good?

[dapper crystal]

so something good on my phone is super helpful

[tall spire]

Currently doing that

[solar portal]

based

[tall spire]

I want the 18+ box

[dapper crystal]

I think it's very similiar to pc

[solar portal]

oh right it used to be 18+

[tall spire]

Only downside is dragging jokers to the right side. Easy to sell by mistake. And you will end up dragging things to buy/use them on pc

[solar portal]

it's so funny that there's like loot boxes in games and it's legal in most places but balatro has to be 18+ cuz it's poker

like actual gambling is fine but gambling referencens are a no n

[tall spire]

simple save scum to fix though

[solar portal]

oh wow

[tall spire]

Its solid

[dapper crystal]

tbh finally glad to have a good game on mobile

[tall spire]

^

[rich pendant]

I've had so many instances of me accidentally selling jokers while reordering on mobile 😭

[dapper crystal]

Google Play pass is worth the money, but a flat fee and good game is nice too

[solar portal]

yeah that's kinda rare

[tall spire]

Main menu and back is a life saver

[dapper crystal]

xenowerk tactics is cool too

[rich pendant]

very true

[tall spire]

especially with no microtransactions

[solar portal]

never played it

[dapper crystal]

semi xcom/squad shooter

[solar portal]

definitly mobile games are kinda scummy

[dapper crystal]

top down RTS, but you can pause to plan strategies

[solar portal]

sometimes mobile port of pc games add microtransactions it's so cringe

like imagine if in balator mobile you could pay for mr bones to play again LMFAO

[dapper crystal]

I thought xenowerk was a port but it's a mobile game ground up

[tall spire]

most games(excluding indies)* not even restricted to f2p anymore

when it comes to monetization

[dapper crystal]

it's on playpass or like 6$

[solar portal]

must be impressive then

[dapper crystal]

I was impressed with it

[tall spire]

C++ in one paycheck

[lethal owl]

The image im about to send would Melt a child in the medieval age

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[solar portal]

balatro

[lethal owl]

No,
It is not nsfw

[tall spire]

balatro

[dapper crystal]

I love the customized decks, but will there ever be an entire deck in one style?

like the dbd deck not just spades

[solar portal]

butr who will it be?

[tall spire]

Yorick

[solar portal]

🤔

[solemn elm]

probably not

[tall spire]

I havent seen him in awhile

[solar portal]

yorick would be interesting im on green deck sadly

[dapper crystal]

bummer

[solar portal]

i feel like it's gonna be either chicot or canio

let's see

it's chicot lol

[tall spire]

Epic

[solar portal]

i actually love chicot so im not even mad

[tall spire]

Canio with no money hurts so bad

[solar portal]

im on green deck so that's not a concern 🤑

[lethal owl]

Canio with no DEATH card hurts so bad

[tall spire]

Theres a crackhead messing with my gate, brb

[lethal owl]

Anyways good night

[solar portal]

good night

[dreamy mulch]

imagine if someone made an irl balatro card game
obviously not 100 percent identical to the video game but inspired by it

[tall spire]

On our way again

[solar portal]

eternal riff raff you live live dangerously

[tall spire]

Check youtube. A guy has a dev diary kinda thing on making one

[tall spire]

Need mah sticker.

[solar portal]

that's fair

the last jokers i stickered were stone jokers and gold ticket

[dreamy mulch]

people be like gotta get all gold stickers meanwhile i have the show stickers turned off in settings

[tall spire]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-marge-i-just-think-theyre-neat-potato-gif-16950548

[dreamy mulch]

fair lol

i wish u could use any customization on any suite

[tall spire]

Yeah, some suits have multiple I want to run the alts for

[thin pilot]

What if i deleted chicot out of the game would any1 complain

No okay

[dreamy mulch]

we need more irl jokers

[lost kindle]

lets delete obelisk

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/huzz-seal-hi-sealutation-gif-14368511881377374735

[dreamy mulch]

we need an option to disable jimbo roasting u when u lose

[tall spire]

Nyet

[solar portal]

another win im on a roll rn

[thin pilot]

Nah

He mad chill

[solar portal]

yes

[tall spire]

Gaym is fyne

[tall spire]

You deserve it

[thin pilot]

Oi

[tall spire]

That's thunk himself roasting you

[solar portal]

yes im very skilled it takes a lot of skill to get this lucky

[tall spire]

^

[thin pilot]

ya all better remember to buy obelisk today

Keep it real

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074719811264851998/1198351713929801799/speed-2.gif

[tall spire]

Jimbo just called you as fat as a house

[dreamy mulch]

new joker idea: r/balatro mods
gain x1 mult for every controversy in the sub

[solar portal]

wtf!!!!

[tall spire]

what are you gonna do about it

[solar portal]

rip him

i mean he's literally cardboard

[maiden forum]

yo what the hell is this text hiding in the corner of the screen

it keeps flickering

[solar portal]

OBELISK

[tall spire]

Yeah, his toes are gonna end up in the grave after all that lickin

[solar portal]

first pack

i never usually use u but fuck it ima do it @thin pilot

[opaque shard]

I play significantly better at 5 am

[tall spire]

Is the TV curl. That's some window behind balatro

[dreamy mulch]

oblisk as a shop one pack is pretty good since ur run isn't tailored towards one single hand type yet

and since ur using green u dont need the money boost one

[tall spire]

Double speed tag into natural 4oak start

Its like we were saying

be luckier

[dreamy mulch]

yall ever run the all ten spades erratic seed

[solar portal]

exactly

[solar portal]

i used it like once

[opaque shard]

One time I got a natural royal flush on checkered

[tall spire]

is fun.the novelty wore off quickly though

[dreamy mulch]

favorite seed

[opaque shard]

I played it once too

[solar portal]

i found a first pack polychrome canio seed recently

without using a seed searcher i just stumbled upon it

[dreamy mulch]

what seed searcher

[solar portal]

like the things people use to find good seeds

[dreamy mulch]

is there a seed searcher that can find seeds based on set criteria

[solar portal]

where u like input what u want and it finds it

i think so i've heard about something like that

never used one tho

[dreamy mulch]

i want one that works for erratic deck randomization

[undone oxide]

balat

[dreamy mulch]

ro

[undone oxide]

is

[dreamy mulch]

amyone know of a seed finder that works for eratric deck randomization

[solemn elm]

Immolate

[dreamy mulch]

thx

[tall spire]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1353991294044868638

[solemn elm]

its a program you have to install and write your own filter for though if one there doesnt fit what you want

[dreamy mulch]

oh

ok

[solar portal]

why is every balatro mod or thingo nazmed after a spectral card

[tall spire]

the seed section here is chiller

[dreamy mulch]

i just wanted a way to fine more seeds similar to the ten of spades erratic seed

[undone oxide]

the plant

[dreamy mulch]

what about it

[lost kindle]

every joker on the third seed is all hologrpahic

[tall spire]

niceee

[solemn elm]

until a10

this is true for the all rare seed as well

[opaque shard]

Can you win a run using only planet levels

[lost kindle]

actually?

i died at like

a9

[dreamy mulch]

i want more seeds that are like the entire deck is all one card

[tall spire]

Jokerless challenge exists. you get tarots tho

[opaque shard]

I know

[undone oxide]

five hundred cigarettes

[dreamy mulch]

imagine if someone managed to find an all kings erratic seed

[opaque shard]

It would be astronomically rare

[dapper crystal]

what is the highest playing hand I could do?

[solemn elm]

the odds of that happening naturally are so incredibly rare that the likelyhood of it even existing is lower than you getting struck by lightning three times in your lifetime

[opaque shard]

Your most played hand Ig

[dapper crystal]

a pair?

[dreamy mulch]

still higher chances than the wheel of fortune hitting

[opaque shard]

Ig

[solemn elm]

the 10 of spades seeds are caused by a bug in the PRNG, you cant roll those seeds in an unseeded run

[undone oxide]

well supernova depends on it otherwise you're dead

[opaque shard]

You need xmult

[dapper crystal]

I think it might be a straight

[dreamy mulch]

again still higher possibility than the wheel of fortune hitting

[tall spire]

Government cigarettes

[solemn elm]

nonzero vs 0

[undone oxide]

yeah im not sure if supernova + misprint can get you higher than 5k

[dreamy mulch]

technically happened once even if it is a bug so technically 1 vs zero

[solemn elm]

you cant roll them in unseeded runs

so its 0

[dreamy mulch]

dang

[solar portal]

actually it's 50/50

you either roll it or you dont

[opaque shard]

There's a limited amount of seeds in the game

[solemn elm]

it cant happen

[iron crater]

I drew jimbo, thoughts?

[red hamlet]

it's always 0