🎙・server-chat

[vagrant bane]

I'm out of school

[undone oxide]

very mentally insane spotted

[vagrant bane]

Somehow

[cedar glade]

i did play it during school a few times

the whole underwater hotel part at least

[echo violet]

no

does that have some dark lore or sum

[undone oxide]

yes

[echo violet]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/orange-kitten-orange-cat-cat-waddling-cat-waddle-waddling-kitten-gif-26256461

[lost kindle]

story progression

very sad

[echo violet]

ok

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[undone oxide]

the car needs a new tire its moving slow

[lost kindle]

i still havent finished it 😭

too many spoilers

[echo violet]

hollow knight was goated

celeste too

[undone oxide]

blueprint brainstorm

[lost kindle]

most manga i read has too many spoilers 😪

insta sucks bru

[echo violet]

insta?

[lost kindle]

instagram

[echo violet]

aha

ah hell naw

😭

[lost kindle]

too much anime/manga spoilers there

[undone oxide]

titanfall 2

[echo violet]

i didnt get it cuz u were talking abt mangas

[echo violet]

peak

apex fell off

[lost kindle]

yall still fw tf2??

[undone oxide]

now they need titanfall 3

[undone oxide]

yes its peak

[echo violet]

that shit never coming

silksong when

[lost kindle]

uhh

someday 😄

[echo violet]

https://tenor.com/view/traewockhardt-sad-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16591014784735052511

[undone oxide]

silksong fans, titanfall 2 fans, and tf2 fans

[red hamlet]

mfw its' respawn that said no

😔

[undone oxide]

killing whoever made apex instead of tf3

[lost kindle]

we need updates 😢

[echo violet]

wait 1 sec

[steel zenith]

I'm bored

What u guys up to?

[echo violet]

can i send a yt channel here

[red hamlet]

hi bored,i 'm lynn

[echo violet]

its not mine

[steel zenith]

Hey

[echo violet]

hahah

ur so funni

[steel zenith]

So

What u guys doing

[undone oxide]

sleeping

[lost kindle]

aight i gotta dip

[steel zenith]

Just did that

[lost kindle]

meeting w the yungblood frinds

[echo violet]

i prolly cant send a yt channel here whatever

[red hamlet]

ur nan

i'm about to hop on league

[echo violet]

i prolly should go too

study

[red hamlet]

rn just jammin' to music

[echo violet]

league player

[steel zenith]

Same

[echo violet]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[red hamlet]

Valorant?

[echo violet]

no

i played it once

to try

its shit

so slow

[steel zenith]

Same

Got bored instantly

[echo violet]

i dont use riot or battle net

i dont play any shooter nowadays

[undone oxide]

why have league of legends on your profile

[daring dagger]

Imagine calling someone out for being a roblox dev while being a league player

[red hamlet]

why have roblox dev on your profile

[daring dagger]

Couldn't be me

[red hamlet]

pointing out the hypocrisy

[echo violet]

closest thing ive played to shooting is deep rock galactic with friends so fire

[undone oxide]

thats arguably better than league of legends

[vagrant bane]

Question

[red hamlet]

yeah man, sure

[vagrant bane]

Isnthere a challenge where you only can obtain food jokers

[steel zenith]

Anyone want to have a 1v1 on balatro

[red hamlet]

roblox is totally better than league and not full of groomers xdd

[daring dagger]

They are both equally awful in different ways

[steel zenith]

I'm way to bored

[echo violet]

i love how u only have league on ur profile

certified sunlight avoider

[rugged zenith]

roblox devs with good games at least make some money league is just league

[red hamlet]

because i know that if i put my steam on there people are gonna jump at the fact taht i played destiny even though i haven't touched it in ages

[cold sage]

You’re not missing anything, Riot makes you download the most intrusive anti-cheat to play Valorant

[red hamlet]

that's every anti-cheat

[echo violet]

i played destiny like 5years ago

i have like 120 hours noone caresd

[cold sage]

Nope Vanguard is the worst anti cheat by far

[red hamlet]

yeah man

[undone oxide]

also

[daring dagger]

True

[undone oxide]

how is marvel rivals 60 gb

[echo violet]

its not that deep broooo who cares lmao

[red hamlet]

easy anticheat never touched kernel (it does)

[echo violet]

playing league is way worse and even thats like i aint judging u that much

[echo violet]

YESI CANT UNINSTALL IT

omfg

[red hamlet]

uh

yes you can lmfao

[echo violet]

its just sitting there

i tried it no work

maby im stoopid

[cold sage]

It sometimes block system32 files

[undone oxide]

i get you want good anticheat, but at that point its spyware bro

[cold sage]

So when I got a new computer, I never downloaded that thing again

[red hamlet]

the alternatives are
Easy Anticheat (also does kernel)
Battleye (also does kernel)

[cold sage]

Exactly

[echo violet]

guys just dont play competetive games

😎

[undone oxide]

good cause i dont

[red hamlet]

(or making a good system to detect unintended behavior but htat's too hard xdd)

[cold sage]

Both are better optimized

[warm shale]

Im j cole

[red hamlet]

and neither work most of the time

[echo violet]

no

[cold sage]

Skill issue

[undone oxide]

[shy gate]

I finally beat orange stake

[echo violet]

by far i have the most hours

in minecraft

by farrr

[shy gate]

With greenbo carry

[echo violet]

gj

now gold

its not that much harder

[shy gate]

Il'll try soon

[vagrant bane]

Then beat gold stake but broke

[shy gate]

"Il'll" lmao

[echo violet]

this green leaf lowkey pissing me off

[vagrant bane]

How

[echo violet]

it just does

[vagrant bane]

Verdant leaf?

[undone oxide]

[echo violet]

the new member leaf

[vagrant bane]

You sometimes don't need to sell

[echo violet]

discord

[undone oxide]

whats the point of the new member leaf

you can litterally bypass it

[echo violet]

what

i mean this thing next to my name

like showing im new

[undone oxide]

if you join a server, then leave it and rejoin you just dont have the leaf, even if you've sent 0 messages

[vagrant bane]

Who's the leaf

[echo violet]

bruhh

[trail ginkgo]

I swear to god if these YouTubers keep saying “gross Micheal” I’m gonna…

[shy gate]

I was scoring 300k max, then I got 1m 200k violet vessel

[echo violet]

fr its banana

[shy gate]

I crapped my pants

[vagrant bane]

Oooh

[trail ginkgo]

Just pronounce it properly lol

[vagrant bane]

Loser stamp

[echo violet]

why is that such a small pic

wait what

[red hamlet]

i ahve a friend called michael
also calls it gross michael

[trail ginkgo]

Grows-mee-shel

[echo violet]

is that from ur phone

[jolly scarab]

hello

[echo violet]

on ur comp

[trail ginkgo]

Not hard lol

[jolly scarab]

🚬

[echo violet]

what

why

[undone oxide]

smoking

[echo violet]

no

[undone oxide]

why is this little guy peak

[red hamlet]

is on pc

[echo violet]

ok

[vagrant bane]

This is why

[echo violet]

ok

[undone oxide]

perko cryptid

[vagrant bane]

No

[echo violet]

how many hours do yall have in balatro

[vagrant bane]

Perkeo temperance

[limpid rose]

the jump to purple stake is so hard lol

[echo violet]

thats not even THAT bad

steam shows 83 it is lesss tho

[cold sage]

For a league player that’s pretty good

[echo violet]

[echo violet]

and ho wmany in league

[red hamlet]

🫵 quebecois

[echo violet]

im ngl i have thousands of hoursin minecraft

[red hamlet]

fuck if i know

[echo violet]

prolly around 2k?

[cold sage]

Bro really went on my steam profile

[echo violet]

doesnt it show :(

[red hamlet]

they removed it cause nobody checked

lmfao

oh, there's a site for it

neat

[echo violet]

bruhh

[echo violet]

huh i expected more cool

[vagrant bane]

I cant tell my hours

[red hamlet]

i don't play often lmfao

[vagrant bane]

I'm out

[echo violet]

honestly i like being able to see playtime

[hot pike]

30 stakes to go 😭

[cold sage]

That’s like 40 days dawg

[red hamlet]

i do like 1-2 matches a day, if that

[echo violet]

aint now way ur doing that

[red hamlet]

over 7 years lmfao

[echo violet]

yes its written there

[cold sage]

oh lmao

[red hamlet]

most of that is probably in like 2020

[cold sage]

if it’s 2020 you’re forgiven

[red hamlet]

even had a gap of a couple days

[cold sage]

2020 is not even a real year

[red hamlet]

I mostly play it for the funny gamemodes

[cold sage]

it was a maintenance

[red hamlet]

lemme show you real shame

[echo violet]

wow

[undone oxide]

what game is this

[echo violet]

im not even playing anything nowadays

[red hamlet]

league

[echo violet]

weather is good and summer is coming

im so happy

[undone oxide]

ew

[echo violet]

im tryna get my friends outside to play volleyxball but theyre fucking playing elden ring

[cold sage]

Spring is better lil bro

[echo violet]

autumn is goated weather wise

like after the summer water is still warm and weather is chill

[cold sage]

Spring and autumn the two best seasons

[undone oxide]

ok but

[red hamlet]

Winter is peak i'm afraid

[undone oxide]

summer break in autumn would be peak

[red hamlet]

Summer is shit

worst season fr

[echo violet]

why

[cold sage]

winter is third

Summer is last

[red hamlet]

easier to warm up than to cool down

[echo violet]

swim

[cold sage]

EXACTLY

[round garnet]

i only have rain or dry

[echo violet]

whole point

[polar loom]

autumn is peak weather actually

[red hamlet]

[round garnet]

never touched snow in my entire life

[echo violet]

lowkey we go swimming after school

[red hamlet]

bro is 12 fr

[cold sage]

??

Didn’t understand

[echo violet]

16

[echo violet]

aha

[red hamlet]

dysphoria + i'm not about to go swimming and risk getting harassed xdd

[echo violet]

is it that deep

idrk

[polar loom]

imagine not knowing how to swim....

[echo violet]

thats not

[round garnet]

swimming is fire tho bro

[echo violet]

ye

[red hamlet]

i'm aware

[echo violet]

i go skiing

so

[cold sage]

no swimming is water

[polar loom]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-orange-weird-true-that-gif-14308761

[cold sage]

👍

[echo violet]

switzerland lowkey like land of skiing ig

[red hamlet]

also man

system down for maintenance

[echo violet]

so its fun

[red hamlet]

can't post 3k hours in destiny 2

[echo violet]

what

[undone oxide]

3k hours is crazy

[echo violet]

WHAT

[red hamlet]

technically 4.3k

but the api is down

so i can't post heatmap

[echo violet]

BROOO

[red hamlet]

so you can see that i barely touch it lately

[undone oxide]

this is the opposite of the flex

[echo violet]

WAS IT THAT GOOD

[cold sage]

3k hours on the Olive Garden app

[red hamlet]

almost like i said it

[red hamlet]

it was pretty fun

[echo violet]

it was but

[undone oxide]

almost like that was a long time ago

[echo violet]

not THAT good

[round garnet]

but they made items so easy to get nowadays

[half plume]

life’s great right

[vestal nacelle]

in my situation, it also doesn't help that my current neighborhood's community pool is WAY, WAY worse than my old neighborhood's 😭
Like, the new neighborhood's pool should be illegal by how absolutely shittily maintained it is

[red hamlet]

when you're playing with friends, every slop is good

[polar loom]

shitting myself rn i have to play helper to hero in kirby super star

[round garnet]

its just not worth it to grind

[echo violet]

what the hell

[polar loom]

which helper do i use

[undone oxide]

🔥

[echo violet]

huh

[cold sage]

what

[echo violet]

true

[undone oxide]

i would acctually buy that

[echo violet]

we quit after a like 50hour phase tho

[polar loom]

I wanna buy it but i have no idea if its shipped to europe

[undone oxide]

[vestal nacelle]

where get
also I wish it included 5 jokers and it was just the legendaries ngl

[junior bolt]

oh god its about destiny 2

[echo violet]

the thing is i have only irl friends maby i should make some like online friends to be able to play stuff

[junior bolt]

ironically what ended up introducing me to balatro in some roundabout way.

[echo violet]

it would be goated to be able to play with some no life from time to time

[polar loom]

force them to play balatro

[half plume]

It’s on the fangamer website

[low hornet]

what is this

[echo violet]

they alr do

[polar loom]

i did and now my best friend is balatro addicted

[echo violet]

the phase is slowly ending tho

[red hamlet]

yaloha

[undone oxide]

🐫

[cold sage]

idk why but I said this message out loud

[red hamlet]

yaloha is a good word

[echo violet]

what

[red hamlet]

same way when you say yello when picking up a phone

[vestal nacelle]

it's available in the fangamer europe page so I'd assume so

[polar loom]

oh i have to preorder cards erm

[echo violet]

oh god i have a friend who does that its so cringe lmfaooo

hes 18

[red hamlet]

i'm 24 lmfao

it's fun

[polar loom]

this is like funny

[red hamlet]

have some joy and whimsy in your life

[jolly scarab]

Howdy!

[echo violet]

alr bro

i try

[round garnet]

mfs nowadays think breathing is cringe

[echo violet]

i wanna go outside so bad

[polar loom]

imagine being an adult and have never bought something online

lmfao

[echo violet]

but im suppossed to be studying

[jolly scarab]

I would totally do it if I lived in an english speaking country

Undertale my beloved

[echo violet]

and none of my friends are out fucking hell

[half plume]

Fangamer does some pretty awesome stuff honestly

[echo violet]

fire

[red hamlet]

a suh dud

[polar loom]

18 euros hot damn

[echo violet]

for the deck?

[polar loom]

yeah

[echo violet]

kinda understandable

[polar loom]

thats like 20 bucks right

[red hamlet]

i love when the merch is more expensive than the game

[undone oxide]

shipping price included?

[polar loom]

fr

[jolly scarab]

Imagine shipping

[echo violet]

fr

[jolly scarab]

I would do it if I had the money

[polar loom]

no

[jolly scarab]

but it's kinda expensive

[round garnet]

just pull up to the factory

[jolly scarab]

It would be really fun tho

[echo violet]

imagine being in the us

[undone oxide]

ok thats a lot then

[vestal nacelle]

yeah, should arrive in May

[jolly scarab]

couldn't be me

[echo violet]

could not be me

[red hamlet]

i laready spent my merch money on a league team's merch

[polar loom]

oh 5 euros shipping

that makes it uh

23

[half plume]

I got mine in yesterday-

[echo violet]

ive never rlly bought merch idk

[undone oxide]

why

[echo violet]

maby if theres some fire hollow knight hoodie or sum id buy

[red hamlet]

it's good merch

[polar loom]

i have never bought anything online

[jolly scarab]

My only piece of merch is my...

[wicked magnet]

Would you rather

[jolly scarab]

Sans nendoroid

[languid quest]

Lgbt joker be like why so queerious

[echo violet]

ur what

is that undertale

[undone oxide]

ok i thought it was gonna be some over the top with the logo litterally taking up 90% of the stuff

[polar loom]

i wanna fill my room with kirby products tbh

[languid quest]

Lgbt joker be like why so queeriousLgbt joker be like why so queeriousLgbt joker be like why so queeriousLgbt joker be like why so queerious

[echo violet]

kirby is goateddd

[jolly scarab]

true

[polar loom]

but for now I have a lone sword kirby plush

[echo violet]

god i got an exam tmrw and havent started but i rlly dont wanna

[jolly scarab]

It's like a figurine

[polar loom]

and maybe buy a case to show off a kirby super star ultra cartridge

[echo violet]

oke

[wicked magnet]

Haha that is funny Burnt Joker (always high) edithknickertwist

[red hamlet]

naaah, is chill

[echo violet]

what is this npc dialogue

[languid quest]

Thank you HippoCritikal hippocritikal7493

[echo violet]

i hate that

[wicked magnet]

You are always welcome

[echo violet]

huh

[jolly scarab]

uh

[echo violet]

ok

[polar loom]

who do i choose

[jolly scarab]

bomb guy

[half plume]

I love how I pretty much started a topic about merchandise

[polar loom]

bet

[red hamlet]

not merch but
posting this bunny

[echo violet]

damn it actually worked

leaf gone

[fiery yew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-mr-bones-what-is-balatro-gif-4132060327691605524

[undone oxide]

i thought this was a boss battle selector for blinds

[echo violet]

nice bunny

[fiery yew]

has anyone actually used mr bones?

[jolly scarab]

cute bunny

[jolly scarab]

once

[fiery yew]

i never seen ANYONE use him

[echo violet]

once

[fiery yew]

man this sucks mr bones barely gets any love and yall scramble for blueprint

[half plume]

On the topic of Kirby
I remember playing Super Star Ultra religiously and not having any clue what I was doing

[plain flint]

There are 8 billion people on earth so yes

[red hamlet]

he has a fucked up name

[echo violet]

why

did u name him

[jolly scarab]

it probably isn't as bad as the names of my cats

[echo violet]

ok name share

i will judghe

[past root]

My cat is named Zhang Weili

[jolly scarab]

I have 2 cats

[red hamlet]

dm'd

[jolly scarab]

One named Rat, one named Lil' Lettuce

It kinda sounds better in spanish (not really)

[echo violet]

a cat named rat

wow

[polar loom]

I died to my own bomb thanks

[plain flint]

Lechuguita

[echo violet]

tho i gotta say coming up with names must be rlly hard

[past root]

My dogs are Courage and Clementine

[echo violet]

i have no creativity

[plain flint]

Evil larry

[polar loom]

amazing first dog name

[jolly scarab]

LMAO

[jolly scarab]

Kinda

Lechuguín

It was a boy

[jolly scarab]

Yeah that's true

My cat, Lil' Lettuce, had kittens so the one that was the closest to him was named Lil' Lettuce the 2nd

[echo violet]

huh courage isnt bad

[jolly scarab]

We are now at the 4th generation of Lettuces

[echo violet]

oh no

[jolly scarab]

Courage the cowardly dog

amazing

[plain flint]

Microlettuce

[echo violet]

thats shows a distinct lack of creativity

which i shouldnt critisize but will

[jolly scarab]

That shows that when something is perfect

it's better not to change it

[polar loom]

got recommended a full house poker video and i thought it was balatro

[past root]

Yea he was a rescue and we quite literally live in the middle of the desert so it works

[polar loom]

I ended learning actual poker techniques

☹️

[jolly scarab]

all of my cats have been rescued cats

[echo violet]

i plaed poker with my friends once

my luck is ass

[jolly scarab]

I played balatro so much youtube recommended me like

[red hamlet]

The way I came up with the name for my transition is cute and cringy xdd

[echo violet]

nice

[jolly scarab]

real poker videos

lmao

[polar loom]

shouldve played king flush five

with baron

[past root]

I always liked the name Sam so I made it andro with Sammi

[echo violet]

my gamer tag is ass too 😭 my irl name is lowkey kinda fine ig

[red hamlet]

I was gonna go by Evelynn until I started hrt, then go by Sylvie

Eevee > Sylveon

But Evelynn stuck, then people started calling me Lynn and now Lynn is stuck

[jolly scarab]

WHY

Why you disrespect me like that

[echo violet]

damn

we literally have

[polar loom]

I used to have a cat

[jolly scarab]

Wdym eevee > sylveon

[echo violet]

a sylveon in chat

rest in peace

[jolly scarab]

😭

[red hamlet]

As in
Eevee evolves into Sylveon
Evelynn evolves into Sylvie

[polar loom]

my cat was like

[red hamlet]

With hrt

[polar loom]

stupid

but

very friendly

[jolly scarab]

Ohh

That's fucking sick

[red hamlet]

Yeah but never got to that part

Now I'm just Lynn

[jolly scarab]

Lil' Lettuce was an orange cat

[echo violet]

thats pretty good i gotta say

[jolly scarab]

So it was fucking dumb

[echo violet]

the name not the backstory

[red hamlet]

Lost my gender too so the whole plan went to shit

[jolly scarab]

It had half a neuron

[echo violet]

LMAO

[jolly scarab]

how...

LMAO

[red hamlet]

Agender

Lmao

[jolly scarab]

Oh, makes sense

[echo violet]

god i need to study

[jolly scarab]

same

[echo violet]

or catch a cold

[jolly scarab]

I have a test in like

[oblique isle]

I stole it 😈 😈 😈

[echo violet]

tmrw

[jolly scarab]

5 days

[echo violet]

i got a test tmrw

have not started

[jolly scarab]

hate med school

[echo violet]

geography

[jolly scarab]

it's killing me

[echo violet]

i suck at bio

[red hamlet]

You can have it

Weight reduction

[echo violet]

can u have 2genders

im not even gonna ask

[red hamlet]

Yeag

Bigender

[echo violet]

yea ofc u can

[past root]

How many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb

[echo violet]

im so tiredd

what

[red hamlet]

How many classes of English did you take

[past root]

They're too busy, their gender

[echo violet]

huh

[past root]

It's a shit joker meme

[echo violet]

watt 😭

[fresh spruce]

I get it

good meme

[echo violet]

i

ok

[red hamlet]

Also you fucked it up

[jolly scarab]

I don't get it

😭

I am not queer enough

[patent nebula]

Does anyone want to play online with mod?

[jolly scarab]

fuck

[echo violet]

still makes 0 sense

[red hamlet]

It's not meant to

[echo violet]

great

that clears it up

my head hurts

[red hamlet]

It's a bigot trying to be funny and failing
That's the funny part

[jolly scarab]

Sleep golem

[echo violet]

ah

hilarious

[echo violet]

no i need to study

ideally till like 11.30

like yesterday

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

Better asked in there

[patent nebula]

oh

ok

[echo violet]

its so ass it seems like my brain dies at 11.30 and i cant study more

[patent nebula]

thanks

[jolly scarab]

my brain never dies

it keeps me awake

it sucks

I haven't slept today

[past root]

Pharoahs curse be upon my crop

[red hamlet]

I'm too hyper lately

[echo violet]

fym u havent slept today

[jolly scarab]

I haven't slept today

[red hamlet]

Taking sertraline, not used to not being depressed lmfao

[echo violet]

but

[jolly scarab]

Maybe like 30 min in the car (When I was going to my uni)

[echo violet]

u dont sleep in day

[jolly scarab]

but like

that's about it

[past root]

I used to have really bad insomnia and go 4 days no sleep

[echo violet]

thats

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-of-ra-curse-of-ra-gif-10622361558915339590

[echo violet]

damn

[echo violet]

i sleep in the bus sometimes too

i have 1h trip to school

getting up at 5.30 is not nice

[jolly scarab]

PREACH

I did the same thing today

smh

[echo violet]

:(

[jolly scarab]

yeah

hopefully I will get to sleep

[red hamlet]

Balatro league team

[jolly scarab]

once I arrive home

[echo violet]

ur not home yet F

[jolly scarab]

nope

still at uni

[echo violet]

yesterday i got home at 7 but today its chill

[jolly scarab]

About to go back home do

[echo violet]

and ur on discord???

[jolly scarab]

classes end in 1 minute

[past root]

My dogs in my front yard lol

[echo violet]

do u live in the sahara

[elfin tapir]

I FOUND

[past root]

Mojave

[elfin tapir]

another one

[jolly scarab]

well

it's a boring class tbh

[echo violet]

my man

talk to ppl

[red hamlet]

Bro has a desk in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

[echo violet]

lowkey fire

lmaoo

[red hamlet]

bro gaming like this

these go so fire

[elfin tapir]

where do you find these

[echo violet]

ong

[elfin tapir]

in this time frame

[echo violet]

what

what is ur gallery haha

[vagrant bane]

Gamer Set up reveal

[past root]

Y'all sleeping on the cowboy setup

[elfin tapir]

ah

[echo violet]

that was fast

i gtg

downstairs

bye

[glad oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[red hamlet]

there's been so many

[wanton monolith]

"Nope"

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/emet-selch-wave-goodbye-gif-14524498

[wanton monolith]

Should i buy? Im playing all hearts

I eman should i replace sharp card

[red hamlet]

bro is deadass in the middle of nowhere

gaming

what a legend

[static stratus]

is cavendish really hard to find for anyone else? I've had gros michel go extinct in like 3 runs and haven't seen it

[wanton monolith]

Bro is about to cook something with his teacher

[static stratus]

california?

[past root]

Indeed

[elfin tapir]

buy the blank

you can get antimatter

[wanton monolith]

Maybe you arent rerolling enough?

[elfin tapir]

i half expect to see a tumbleweed

[wanton monolith]

so that's what that thing does

[red hamlet]

can sell goldie joker for it

[elfin tapir]

extra joker slot

yes

[past root]

I see them literally all the time car crashes happen on the highway because the big ones hit people in high wind

[pine monolith]

Yo

[elfin tapir]

but to unlock antimatter you need to buy the blank voucher 10 times

[echo violet]

ok im back

[red hamlet]

you'll still win

[wanton monolith]

Id my only money source

But alr i will

[red hamlet]

Trading Card:

Interest:

[past root]

I'd have to double check but last time I saw my stats it was about 80%

[wanton monolith]

Oh right

[echo violet]

how

[pine monolith]

Nah I'm reliant on buffed cards but

God gave me a present

[echo violet]

uh ok

[red hamlet]

also please move the license to the far right so it multiplies the 3oak mult lmfao

[echo violet]

itll die next round

[pine monolith]

License doesn't do anything yet

[red hamlet]

ah

[elfin tapir]

if you can’t handle me at my gros michel

[red hamlet]

L

[pine monolith]

Thought I'd get it by Ante 8 but

[echo violet]

bruh

[pine monolith]

Alas

[red hamlet]

rip a standard pack

[echo violet]

how do u not have that

[red hamlet]

xdd

[scarlet cave]

Hello people. I am new here!

[red hamlet]

we know

[echo violet]

thats cool

[elfin tapir]

abandon all hope

[past root]

SAVE US

[pine monolith]

So do I skip big blind for the 1/6 chance of Gros disappearing?

[scarlet cave]

Hope?

[polar bluff]

yes

[scarlet cave]

From what?

[red hamlet]

madness will eat it otherwise lmfao

[glad oriole]

ultrakill reference

[echo violet]

wait u play madness

ahh

[pine monolith]

No that's the boring explanation

[echo violet]

i didnt even see

[elfin tapir]

that’s not

nevermind

[glad oriole]

:3

[red hamlet]

do the big blind anyways so madness scales

[echo violet]

i think imma just go study now

bye

[pine monolith]

[echo violet]

:(

[glad oriole]

cavendish cant be eternal so no

[pine monolith]

I don't get the Abandoned Deck love

[echo violet]

mine died once in like an ante

[scarlet cave]

If only there were vc on this server

[quick grove]

this game is like crack

[red hamlet]

people would say slurs and it's hard to moderate a vc

[scarlet cave]

That’s true

[quick grove]

I think jerma mentioned it on stream so decided to say f it I'll try it

[scarlet cave]

[jolly scarab]

Lmao

I forgor

I had to do a presentation

[polar bluff]

is there a circle I can’t really see it

[jolly scarab]

Luckily it was a quick one since the class was almost over

[red hamlet]

in the middl

[echo violet]

damn

[past root]

You've been warned, this game is evil and will steal your soul

[scarlet cave]

It already had

Has

[red hamlet]

weaksauce

[jolly scarab]

Now is time to play balatro on the cab back home

[plain hull]

Hi, i'm looking for friends!

[red hamlet]

you won't find them here

probably

[polar bluff]

real

[plain hull]

why?

[jolly scarab]

Hello

[plain hull]

Hi!

[past root]

🗿

[red hamlet]

imagine having one of those

[polar loom]

I FINALLY BEAT THE ARENA AS SUPLEX

[echo violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[fading notch]

baron at home build

[red hamlet]

deserved for copying photo and not trib

[trail ginkgo]

Why do people run from the cops in 2025?

Like it makes no sense

They know who you are

They know where you live

They’ll get a warrant and pick you up…tomorrow

It isn’t 1962 anymore

[pine monolith]

Idk where you live but we have rights in Europe and our cops are chill

[tacit igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-pizza-invincible-doordash-uber-gif-1664538396467548966

[limpid rose]

I dont understand why empress' and high priestess' abilities arent switched. Its almost like its intentionally done to be annoying lol

[cedar glade]

WHERE IS INVINCIBLE

WHERE IS HE

[pine monolith]

Yes, empress is historically known for giving chips and priestesses do give mult when I go to church

[cedar glade]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-are-you-sure-invincible-are-you-gif-8684850770444635005

[past root]

L + Motorcycle + No Chase Laws

• knowing every backroad in the entire desert

[young linden]

yo someone want to help with with win in balatro ? Im dumbass

[digital oxide]

how you gonna backseat a potential felon

[past root]

Buy arcana packs, use hanged man + fool to remove cards from your deck until you have your desired hand consistently, use death to copy your best card as many times as possible, always get red seals if available

[limpid rose]

emporer gives two tarot cards. why wouldnt empress be the one that gives two plant cards

[young linden]

huh ?

[past root]

What isn't digestable

[tough edge]

this is how unlucky I am btw

[digital oxide]

this is only one way to win and doesnt even account for econ or buying the right jokers

that is very undigestable to a new player

do you think they know about econ

to get said deck fixing

[past root]

Learning how to deck fix properly was what gave me the biggest boost in consistency

[pine monolith]

How much have you played that you came to a point that you're like "I have no idea how to proceed" @young linden

[young linden]

6h

😔

[pine monolith]

Where does it go wrong

[digital oxide]

yeah how about we cover the basics first

6h

[red hamlet]

open more arcana packs dawg

[limpid rose]

Honestly the best way to learn is just play enough to learn what most of the jokers do, and find jokers that have synergy with eachother. Also balatro university on youtube is good

[digital oxide]

bu definitely teaches things a new player wouldn't even catch for a while

[pine monolith]

Balatro University is fun for niche stuff but

[digital oxide]

like econ

[pine monolith]

You really don't need a "Balatro guide" lol

Just play

You'll win eventually

You'll unlock shit

You'll learn flush is for noobs

[digital oxide]

nah, he teaches you good habits.

[ancient harness]

woah woha owha owha owha

flush is good

[young linden]

btw i bought pants , worth ?

[digital oxide]

not immediately shopping for one

[ancient harness]

if you get a few of the "transform" cards to convert some suit into another

[digital oxide]

yea

[pine monolith]

You'll learn to spot the noobs

[digital oxide]

good little mult scaler

[pine monolith]

Nah jk flush has its place

[slim junco]

my balatro deck arrived but i can't get the fuckin' box open

[pine monolith]

Already?

[past root]

Who needs econ when we vagabond max

[pine monolith]

I preordered both plushie and deck at announcement and neither here yet

[digital oxide]

that is econ

[slim junco]

mine just arrived like, literally 5 mins ago

[pine monolith]

This is who will deliver my Balatro merch :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[slim junco]

wuh oh

[pine monolith]

Saw my track and trace and I was like

"Who the fuck is that courier"

I thought we had like, two

In Belgium

[slim junco]

I just got the deck

[pine monolith]

You both from USA? @slim junco @slim junco

Or at least NA

[slim junco]

USA yeah

[slim junco]

oh damn my jumbo card is Baseball Card

[slim junco]

yup

[slim junco]

Cool

[pine monolith]

Ah I just got the mail

(2 days ago)

[slim junco]

oh yeah i got that email like, nearly a week ago i think

[pine monolith]

Ok ok Pog

Didn't know about the jumbo card

[slim junco]

Me too

[pine monolith]

Cavendish

[slim junco]

I didn’t know either

I guess they are also random

[pine monolith]

The 5 in the pack aren't random right

They're set

[slim junco]

Right

[wanton monolith]

Omg that is so cool

[jolly scarab]

Hello

[slim junco]

It’s partially reflective too

[pine monolith]

Foil pog

[slim junco]

I GOT IT OPEN

[pine monolith]

Gonna check my mailbox

[jolly scarab]

Polycrome when

[slim junco]

jeezus why did they have it sealed so tight

[slim junco]

Like the stars

Not foil

[jolly scarab]

[slim junco]

The deck?

yeah

I haven’t opened mine yet

[wanton monolith]

Well here it ends ig, I don't know how I got this far somehow I started getting 300 million points

[limpid tree]

ngl balatro so overrated. i prefer balltro, the balancing is way better

[slim junco]

the deckbox is extremely fitted

[slim junco]

so the tab has a hard time getting out

[hard vessel]

easy moment

[slim junco]

Was wondering if I should open

[wanton monolith]

.

[wanton monolith]

Is that a mod?

[hard vessel]

my game has no sound after going naneinf and its kinda etherial

no base game

took me a good few tries

but finally achieved naneinf

[limpid tree]

they used cryptid to copy kings in their hand

[wanton monolith]

Wow

[red hamlet]

should've copied mime with the brainstorm, wouldn't need that many kings

[hard vessel]

nah copying mime doesnt do more than copying 4 barons

[limpid tree]

and they had an absurb amount of cryptids because of perkeo

[pastel thunder]

bal|tro

[hard vessel]

i just uysed all my cryptids

why wouldnt I lmao

[red hamlet]

uh okay bud

not how math works out

[hard vessel]

bro

why u annoyed lol

[red hamlet]

you want equal triggers and retriggers

[hard vessel]

just wanted to show off the naneinf :3

but you do you :3

[digital oxide]

isnt balatro calculator a little dubious

[red hamlet]

rarely

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-3744176440754753541

[red hamlet]

Math still checks out
3 baron + 2 mime is better than 4 baron 1 mime

[hard vessel]

chicot when someone is happy

grrrrr

grrrrrr

grrr

[red hamlet]

have your naneinf bro

fuck if i care

[hard vessel]

you seem to care alot lol

[red hamlet]

just letting you know that 4 barons 1 mime is worse than 3 barons 2 mimes

[hard vessel]

coolio

[digital oxide]

theyre just correcting you

[hard vessel]

ill take that advice for my next run

[red hamlet]

happy ot help

[wanton monolith]

Is not an argument bro chill

[hard vessel]

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/biolit-gif-14971939248881135206

[slim junco]

Did yall open the deck?

[jolly scarab]

Deck unboxing

[slim junco]

🤣🤣🤣

“Should I open it or should I keep it sealed”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[red hamlet]

keep that bitch sealed for hte next 20 years

sell it in 2050

[slim junco]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[limpid rose]

wowza

[oblique isle]

And you’ll only trigger a lucky card twice

[limpid rose]

lmao facts

[red hamlet]

blueprint on photo for max score

[elfin tapir]

just got a taste of true power

[oblique isle]

How did it taste

[limpid rose]

I know. Its only ante 7 and Im hitting 2 mil so im trying to get some extra lucky triggers

[elfin tapir]

power

[red hamlet]

fairsies

copy the sock then, no?

2 extra procs vs 5

[sharp pecan]

Such a fun combo, who would have thought left hand xmult would be so good

[limpid rose]

Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense lol

Thanks

[muted rivet]

i just finished all the decks u can get by only finishing the white stake

which deck

should i try and do it on

[red hamlet]

erratic

random cards

[muted rivet]

oh

i need to do the stakes so i can get erratic

[red hamlet]

oh

checkered then i guess?

or abandoned

one of the easier decks to gold

[muted rivet]

oke thanks

[limpid rose]

My last boss blind was verdant leaf 😦

[zenith owl]

Sell invisible joker ez

[elfin tapir]

oh forgot to ask is this best order joker

[red hamlet]

yea

unless you somehow only get 3 kings

[echo violet]

move the leg when necessary ofc

perko

[silent zenith]

Does anyone know when the Fangamer EU Preorder cards will ship?

[echo violet]

I STILL HAVENT STUDIED

i procrastinated like 3hours straight

[red hamlet]

classic

[echo violet]

am i right to assume that photograph is pretty useless?

or wait no

does it happen after everything else

[red hamlet]

happens at the start

[elfin tapir]

FOR GOD SAKE MIME

WHERE ARE YOU

what

[silent zenith]

its still a X2 bonus tbf

[elfin tapir]

oh this was a while ago

Ai sold it now

and yes I’m still going

[polar loom]

getting poker videos rn on my youtube

resisting the urge to comment "should've played flush five"

[echo violet]

then useless yea

im tryna remove balatro vids from my fyp

i watched like 1 vid tf

[opal fog]

oops uhhh ehmmm hummm

[stiff hull]

Rate the build

[elfin tapir]

i just showman’d baron

double baron gaming

[opal fog]

i bugged it

little stars

[opaque shard]

The most perfect run I've had in a while

I really wanted to get a sticker on marble joker

It carried a plasma deck run one day

But verdant leaf moment

And it was stuck with no stickers for a long time

Until TODAY

[true ridge]

What joker is the one on the left?

[opaque shard]

Stone joker

[shy dove]

stone joker

+25 chips for each stone card in ur deck

[languid quest]

Lgbt joker be like why so queerious

[opaque shard]

It only appears in the shop when you have a stone card in your seck

[shy dove]

i would never be lgbt

anyways me and my roommate are gonna be cuddling and kissing in her bed

[limpid rose]

I also would never be lgbt. I keep my socks on when I have sex with men.

[red hamlet]

mood

i keep my thhigh socks on

[graceful elk]

Lgbt joker should end the run if straight or straight flush is played

[opaque shard]

I would never be lgbt I kiss my homies goodnight and say "no homo"

[languid quest]

LMAO

[languid quest]

I would be lgbt I kiss

[limpid rose]

wait, are all balatro players gay??

[true ridge]

Let me check

[graceful elk]

Pretty much

[true ridge]

Perchance

[graceful elk]

I have a good joker idea

Lesbian joker: 2x mult if 2 queens are played in a hand

[limpid rose]

Gay joker: 2x mult if 2 kings are played in a hand

[true ridge]

Jacks?

[verbal plume]

Nah

Or have it be one or the other

[timid geyser]

new balator update when

[agile pawn]

never

[verbal plume]

Keep symmetry with the lesbian joker

[limpid rose]

would bi be a king and a queen?

[cold lichen]

Rate my yuri

[cedar glade]

the power of the sun

[elfin tapir]

lonely

[ancient harness]

I’m so confused